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SUMMER

MUSIC

Guide

CALENDAR EDITOR & MUSIC WRITER Anne Pick anne@bendsource.com COPY EDITOR Richard Sitts

What’s Your Jam?

A Guide to Summer Shows

FREELANCERS Josh Jardine, Nick Nayne, Howard Leff, Chris Frye, Lisa Sipe, Caitlin Richmond, Jim Anderson

Pick’s Picks

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The shows to see, all summer long.

Inside the Festivals

PRODUCTION MANAGER Wyatt Gaines wyatt@bendsource.com

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Not familiar with the venues around town? Use this fun guide for finding your go-to spot.

BEER REVIEWER Kevin Gifford micro@bendsource.com

SYNDICATED CONTENT Amy Alkon, Rob Brezsney, Matt Jones, E.J. Pettinger, Pearl Stark, Tom Tomorrow, Shannon Wheeler

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But there’s just one problem: How to choose when and where and how you’re going to enjoy your summer music. But never fear, because the Source is there for you with:

ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR Jared Rasic jared@bendsource.com STAFF REPORTER Magdalena Bokowa magdalena@bendsource.com

That glowing orb is high in the sky (no, not that weird one in Saudi Arabia), and you know what that means: Time to bust out your short shorts and flower crowns and get on down to the nearest summer festival. Oh, and some sunscreen and a hydration pack wouldn’t hurt, either.

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On the Cover: Design by Wyatt Gaines. Call for Artists: If you're interested in being a SW featured artist, email: wyatt@bendsource.com.

Our take on some of the Northwest’s fave fests and why to go.

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Our music writer Anne Pick tells you her picks for the absolute must-go shows of the season.

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Bend is growing north and east – and as it does, the food and drink options are expanding. Lisa Sipe takes a look at what’s popping east of Third Street.

Micro – Ale Apothecary

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Chris Frye takes a look at the latest bills aiming to tackle the rental crisis in the Oregon legislature.

Chow – North and East

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…In other words, read on for all the show info you need, all summer long.

News – Rent Control?

Opinion 4

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If you’re a fan of Paul Arney and Ale Apothecary’s creative creations, then you’ll want to check out their new tasting room. Kevin Gifford has the details.

Clubs 25 Events 27 Spotlight 39 Chow 41 Screen 45 Outside 49 Real Estate

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OPINION Apparently, politics are simply entertainment for many of us.

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This time around, just over 28 percent of voters decided who will run the Bend-La Pine school board and the Bend Park and Recreation District— an agency, if the gregarious nature of our comments section is any indication—that tends to elicit many differing opinions and plenty of local ire. We’ve gotten more than a fair share of comments on the Deschutes River Trail Bridge, affordable housing, transit and other hot-button issues. But apparently these public comments and public ire do not translate into an engaged electorate. It’s clear that many voters enjoy the spectacle that comes with local politics, but that’s as far as it goes. It is disheartening that local politics are a source of entertainment, but sadly, that it hasn’t become an actual engagement in the times. We know that our Twitter and Instagram feeds keep us busy after work, but the state of Oregon can’t make voting any easier. When you get a license

to drive in our state—or go to renew one—you’re automatically registered to vote. You can thank the 2015 Motor Voter Act for that handy tool, designed specifically to cut through one of the barriers that apparently was keeping people from participating in the voting process. The state further makes it easy by mailing ballots to our homes. (If you’re homeless or out of the country, they’ll make accommodations for you, too.) From there, all you need to do is head for the mailbox by a certain date, and—gasp!—put a stamp on it and you’re done. Or, if you’re the last-minute type, save the postage and simply drop off that ballot at a drop site. No standing in lines, no widespread voter disenfranchisement here. We’ve been cheered a bit over the last few months by seeing people demonstrating in front of their elected representatives’ offices, heading to town halls in high numbers, writing letters to the editor, and just generally appearing as if we’re all more engaged in the political process in the wake of the long, ugly, race that was the 2016 presidential election. (And in case you’re wondering, 82.04 percent of registered Deschutes County voters voted in November. Also interesting: Voter registrations went up by 3,503 people in Deschutes County since the November election.) But we’re taking all that cheer back now, because just 28.53 percent of us decided how things are run locally. For a community that puts so much focus on “local,” the hypocrisy is blinding. SW


OPINION Letters

Bend, yeah you. Whats up? It’s been a minute since we spoke. I have been gone for some time but to the newcomers (welcome?) let’s chat. So, I keep hearing about the throngs of sun travelers — the thousands coming into town to, you know, wreak havoc. I keep getting phone calls from friends and family who have lived in and worked in Bend for over 50 years, saying the roads, garbage, fire, water, police are all spread thin for events. Wow, with no bus worth a darn and rocket fuel beer and weed rolled into the sun what could go wrong? Not to mention Bend doesn’t have mucho gallons of gas. Buy water, food and have a plan. The traffic? Who makes sure your senior citizen neighbor gets fed? What’s that dumb sticker people have “Be nice you’re in Bend?” Let’s hope Bend’s residents take notice of that decal and work together to reduce traffic accidents, DUIS, forest fires and river accidents. You got this Bend, don’t mess it up. Have a great summer. — Garrett Corbari

CLEAR CUTTING TREES FOR HOUSING DEVELOPMENT I was born and raised in Oregon and appreciate and love the natural environment for which this state is well known. I have also noticed how large healthy trees are being clear-cut to make way for housing. I acknowledge that Central Oregon needs housing and it would be nice if it was affordable, but that is really a myth. Some of these developers could certainly save some of the trees, especially the large pines and firs. Cutting all the trees certainly has a lasting impact on the animal and avian life in the area. What studies have been done on that? What studies have been done on the air quality and erosion action? What studies have been done on the cooling impact that these trees contribute to the immediate area? Just a street away from my home, there is a severe excavation for a house. The excavation has dangerously exposed the root system of two extremely large ponderosa pines and created such a precipitous edge on one side of each tree that either the trees will fall down on their own or fall in the next windstorm right on the house being constructed on the spot. It is appalling that the landowner who sold off this lot would allow such wanton disregard for the trees and allow the creation of such a dangerous situation. Why hasn’t the city inspector not said anything about this? The city cannot be blind to these situations and developers must be more responsible. Don’t tell me that it will make the houses cost more

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to preserve some of the trees as that is just not an acceptable excuse. We live in this area partially for the natural habitat and the beauty of the trees, rivers, lakes and wide open spaces. High density does not lead to a peaceful environment or appreciation of the natural beauty at one’s doorstep. Stop and think before allowing clear-cutting in the city. — Joselyn Houk

IN RESPONSE TO, ELECTION RESULTS IN: $268 MILLION SCHOOL BOND PASSES (5/17) I think the big news of this election is that three women in the Bend precincts were elected to positions previously held or currently contested by good old boys. Thank you for your recent stories encouraging women to enter politics. — F. Fell, via bendsource.com

IN RESPONSE TO, OUT OF REACH — AFFORDABLE HOUSING ISN’T A NICHE MARKET ANYMORE (5/17) All points taken, but the big picture reason that here and across the country, affordable housing is so crazy is: real estate has become a “casino mentality” in the last few decades. Portfolios and investment opportunities drives up the market prices for people that just want a place to live. Then throw in the vacation rentals in Bend and you have what we have now. Sometimes it seems that we talk about affordable housing as though it’s just a thing to talk about. When in fact, we are a society bent on making a profit at the expense of everyone — no matter the consequences to the greater. Nothing illegal going on, “But I

just can’t get enough properties in my portfolio to feel safe and secure.” How many houses in Bend sit empty from out of state owners, again, no crime. McMansions filled with empty space so that when I visit I feel like I’m the king of the world. Again, no crimes. So we plug along with noble solutions, thinking that if we could just get enough inventory the problem would be eased some. But then some rich person from ‘anywhere’ pops into town and buys the new apartment complex and turns it into condos and townhouses. Good for them and their investment, no crime committed, it’s the American way. What if a really rich person swooped into town and bought lots of houses and apartments and then rented them out for below market value and you had to prove your worthiness? It would help, but we all want to capitalize on opportunities. And there just doesn’t seem to be a profitable opportunity when it comes to low income affordable housing. We just haven’t gotten hungry enough or creative enough to solve this. Maybe check out what Barcelona, Spain is doing with their city blocks, it’s awesome. But that’s Europe — didn’t we leave that place a couple of centuries ago because of oppression? “Build it and they will come,” Bend real estate interests have been promoting Bend to the world for decades. The Bend theme park is alive and well, so enjoy the ride! Because like it or not, Bend is going upward in building size so that those that work the low end jobs can support those that come to the theme park for fun. — Doug Cristafir, via bendsource.com

LETTER OF THE WEEK Doug: Casino mentality, indeed. We can come up with many “hungry and creative” solutions to increase supply and lessen pressure on demand, but still, property owners are out there raising rents well above their overhead costs, just because they can. Come on in for your gift card to Palate! —Nicole Vulcan, Editor

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OPINION

D E M O C R A C Y I N C R I S I S

Whose Autocracy Is It Anyway? 13 Authoritarian Jokes on America

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I FBI Director James Comey was speaking to federal agents when news of his firing flashed across the television behind him. The regime blamed new Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and cited Comey’s treatment of the Clinton email investigation—as if daring us to pretend they are telling the truth.

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More than 200 people arrested en masse on Inauguration Day are now facing decades in jail. Authorities issued search warrants and slapped others, including Dylan Petrohilos, with conspiracy charges after the fact. “Prosecuting people based on participation in a public protest,” Petrohilos said, “seems like something that would happen in an authoritarian society.”

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Attorney General Jeff Sessions recused himself from anything having to do with the investigation into Russian collusion with the Trump campaign after he was caught lying to the Senate about his meetings with Sergei Kislyak, a Russian ambassador widely considered to be a spy. But Sessions still wrote a letter recommending Comey’s canning. He is also involved in hiring the new FBI director.

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Trey Gowdy, the South Carolina congressman best known for heading up the endless Benghazi hearings, has been floated as a candidate for FBI chief. If you can’t get Rudy Giuliani or Joe Arpaio, Gowdy is perfect. Not only did he direct the 11-hour grilling of the ever-hated Hillary, but when the House Intelligence Committee questioned Comey in March, Gowdy demonstrated no interest in finding out how Russia had influenced the election. He was, however, quite interested in prosecuting journalists who publish leaked materials.

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The rest of the Republicans, meanwhile, have been busy stripping healthcare from people with pre-existing conditions. When Dan Heyman, a reporter in West Virginia, repeatedly asked Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price if domestic violence would count as a pre-existing condition, he was arrested. He faces up to six months in jail for disrupting the work of government. Price commended the police on the arrest.

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Desiree Fairooz, an activist with Code Pink, was found guilty of disorderly and disruptive conduct and parading or demonstrating on Capitol grounds—for laughing when Sen. Richard Shelby, a Republican from Alabama, said that Sessions’ record of “treating all Americans equally under the law is clear and well-documented.” Sessions sent a memo ordering federal prosecutors to seek the stiffest possible penalties in all of their cases, reversing an Obama-era policy that steered away from “enhanced” penalties and mandatory minimums for minor or nonviolent drug crimes.

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Former acting Attorney General Sally Yates was fired when she refused to enforce Trump’s Muslim ban. She was supposed to testify to the House Intelligence Committee about Russia back before its chair, Devin Nunes, flipped out and jumped from an Uber at midnight for a mysterious White House meeting. Finally, Sen. Lindsey Graham, no fan of Trump or Russia, called her to testify before the Senate, where she said that she had warned the Trump team that then-National Security Advisor Mike Flynn had been compromised by Russia 18 days before he was fired. During that time, Flynn sat in on a call with Putin.

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NEWS

Tackling a Piece of the Housing Crisis

Oregon Democrats vote in favor of a bill limiting no-cause evictions and allowing rent control, but Central Oregon’s Republican delegation remains opposed

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regon Democrats and Republicans agree on something: there is a housing crisis in the state. They don’t agree, however, on how best to solve it. That isn’t necessarily good news for the more than 500,000 Oregonians who rent their homes. For these individuals, the housing crisis is something all too real.

The bill narrowly made it past the House in April, with 31 voting in favor and 27 voting against. Zero Republicans voted in favor of the bill — including Rep. Knute Buehler (R-Bend) and Rep. Gene Whisnant (R-Sunriver). A recent nationwide study from the National Low Income Housing Coalition highlighted just how dire the rental crisis is. The study concluded that in Oregon, the Fair Market Rent for a two-bedroom apartment is $1,008. To afford that rent and utilities without paying more than 30 percent of income on housing, you’ll need to earn $3,360 a month, or $40,318 per year. When looking at Central Oregon, the picture doesn’t get much rosier. In Deschutes County the estimated hourly mean renter wage for 2016 was $11.86. The hourly wage necessary to afford a two-bedroom apartment in Deschutes County at Fair Market Rent would be $15.90, more than a $4 an hour difference. Possible solutions include Oregon House Bill 2004, which, according to the bill’s language, “Prohibits landlord from terminating month-to-month tenancy without cause after six months of occupancy except under certain

circumstances with 90 days written notice and payment of relocation expenses amount equal to one month’s periodic rent.” The bill also “permits city or county to implement rent stabilization program for rental of dwelling units.” The bill narrowly made it past the House in April, with 31 voting favor and 27 voting against. Zero Republicans voted in favor of the bill—including Rep. Knute Buehler (R-Bend) and Rep. Gene Whisnant (R-Sunriver). The bill still must pass the Senate and receive the governor’s signature before becoming law. Support for the bill, or lack thereof, runs pretty much down party lines, with Democrats arguing in favor and Republicans against. Those speaking out against HB 2004 include House Republicans, who have argued that this bill would actually make the crisis worse by turning those away who might want to invest in rental properties and new construction. Bend’s state senator has indicated he’ll vote against the bill in the Senate. “HB 2004 is already hurting the very people (it) was designed to help,” wrote Sen. Tim Knopp (R-Bend) in an email response to the Source Weekly. “Some landlords are listing their properties and giving up rentals because of all the additional cost and regulation being proposed. This is deceasing rental supply and will likely cause prices to go higher. What is needed is to rebalance supply, which there is not enough of right now,” Knopp said.

In a heated debate on the House floor, Rep. Mark Meek, (D-Oregon City/Gladstone) argued in support of the bill, stating that, “Oregon families are struggling against record rent increases and housing insecurity right now.” Also supporting the bill is the Oregon Housing Alliance, urging support for the bill from its website, because, “Too many Oregonians face double or triple-digit rent increases. Oregon’s towns and cities have low vacancy rates, between 1 to 3 percent. Communities of color, seniors, people with disabilities, and people with low incomes are disproportionately impacted when landlords exploit the eviction process.” In an article in the Statesman Journal, Rep. Carl Wilson (R-Grants Pass), said, “I think we should let the private market solve this shortage.” Others speaking out against the bill include landlords. In a letter to the editor in The Oregonian, one landlord wrote against HB 2004, saying: “Requiring 90 days’ notice and one month’s rent for moving expenses is absurd. If the bill passes, I will be forced to increase the rents on the units to protect myself.” It isn’t clear if HB 2004 will be what the Democrats state: a step in the right direction, or whether it would compound the housing crisis, as Republicans claim. For now, the next step in the process is a Senate Committee on Human Services work session on the bill, scheduled for May 31. SW

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"Whose Autocracy Is It Anyway"continued...

Graham recorded a video called “How to Destroy Your Cell Phone With Sen. Lindsey Graham,” where he chops, stabs, sets fire to, blends, toasts, bats, and drops bricks on his phone. But now it seems like the punchline is the fact Graham was using a Samsung flip phone—maybe digital illiteracy saved him from being hacked.

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Shortly after Comey’s firing, the initial story of Rosenstein’s concern over the treatment of Clinton started to fall apart and it soon became clear Trump himself had initiated the action. But Trump’s story about the decision continues to change. Now, Comey is a “showboat,” says the preening reality star. When you lie constantly, it is no longer a problem to be caught in a lie. “Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future ‘press briefings’ and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???” Trump tweeted when the press asked about the contradictory stories.

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The day after Comey got canned, Trump met with Sergey Kislyak, the same ambassador both Flynn and Sessions lied about meeting with. The U.S. press was kept out of the meeting, but Russian state media covered it and sent out pictures of Trump and Kislyak shaking hands with the big, arrogant smiles of men who are celebrating something. Later, Press Secretary Sean Spicer hid from reporters in the dark, between two bushes.

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Trump and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, another cabinet member with long-term business ties to Russia, also met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov—at Putin’s request. When a reporter asked about the firing of Comey, Lavrov laughed. “Was he fired? You’re kidding,” Lavrov said sarcastically as Tillerson stood by. Then the two men left the room without answering any further questions. Later a reporter asked Putin about Comey. He was wearing a hockey uniform in a tunnel that created an icon-like halo around his head on the television screen. Putin, too, said the question was funny. “President Trump is acting in accordance with his competence and in accordance with his law and constitution,” Putin said. “You see, I am going to play hockey with the hockey fans. And I invite you to do the same.” The team was made up of world-class athletes. Putin scored many, many points.

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Later, the administration claimed Russia tricked them into the state-media photo op. Donald Trump recently said he was a “nationalist and a globalist.” Since contradiction doesn’t seem to bother him, perhaps he is also a weak strongman. Podcast weekly. @demoincrisis on Twitter. Contact at baynard@ democracyincrisis.com

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While dismissing concerns about Russia, Trump created a “Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity” to investigate virtually non-existent voter fraud, putting the presidential seal on his false claims that illegal voters cost him the popular vote.


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Live in Sisters? Don’t wanna leave?

Yes

Scorch me with your death rays, sun

What’s your scene?

No

Great, who do you gel with best? Up-and-coming Acts Country Folks

Hipsters

No

Sick of it all

Want eats?

Have a designated driver?

Yes

Big ticket acts

What’s your scene?

National or Local?

Northside

Snack stuff

Full meal

Les Schwab

Athletic Club

National More mainstream bands

Up-and-coming bands

Old Stone

Local

Century Center Midtown

Is booze a deal breaker?

Is booze a deal breaker?

No, beer’s fine. No, beer’s fine.

Yes.

Yes.

The Lot Volcanic

Sounds great!

M&J

Belfry

Wanna get some laundry done?

Worthy

What?!

Above ground or below?

I’ll entertain the sun, through a window.

I identify as a daywalker.

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June 14

Bobby Lindstrom  Pronghorn

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Sasquatch Music Festival  The Gorge, George, WA

VARIOUS

Travis Ehrenstrom

Sunriver Resort

Music on the Water Series - Eric Leadbetter   CLASSIC ROCK  Elk Lake Resort

Precious Byrd

DANCE/ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Lillie Lemon

ELECTRO-POP

Astro Lounge

Mcmenamins

IRISH ROCK

Terrence Neal

AMERICANA

June 6

Cash’d Out

COUNTRY/ROCK

ROCK

A.M. Interstate  Checker’s Pub

WELTERWEIGHT, Bogl, Komotion   TRAP/ HOUSE

The Capitol

David Archuleta

Tony Smiley  June 3

Tony Lompa  Eurosports

AMERICANA

Little Tybee w/ The Workshy   FOLK-ROCK

Scott Pemberton Band

ROCK

Crow's Feet Commons  June 3

Atlas Cider Block Party Meekoh   PARTY!  Dirty Revival

Dubbed Portland’s version of the Alabama Shakes, this band gets down and dirt-ay with its funkalicious grooves that are impossible not to bust a move to. Be prepared to don the biggest grin and be slathered with oodles of sweat from all that dancing!

June 4

Lillie Lemon

ELECTRO-POP

Crooked River Brewing Co.   INDIE FOLK

Broken Top Bottle Shop

Kuinka W/Ezra Bell  Volcanic Theatre Pub

B-SIdes Brass Band

Les Schwab Amphitheater

FUNK

New Orleans funk is coming atchya with this funky band that is sure to get you moving

NNT

HARMONIES

June 23

POP-ROCK

G. Love and Special Sauce

HIP HOP,

BLUES, ROCK

Century Center

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Bite of Bend (Shooter Jennings, Woebegone, etc.)   VARIOUS  Downtown

Shooter Jennings, son of country music legend Waylon Jennings, plays outlaw country and southern rock to headline Bite of Bend.

The Capitol

June 24  ELECTRONICA

Wolf Run Ranch, Durfur, OR

This year the boutique arts and music festival features eight stages of live and electronic music. Cut Copy, a Classixx DJ set and Gramatik are a few of the highlights.

June 17

Cruxapalooza - Lance Canales & The Flood, Precious Byrd, Polyrhythmics   VARIOUS  Crux

GoodLife’s 6th Anniversary Party Live music TBA   PARTY!

June 24

June 17

June 24

GoodLife Brewing

Black Plastic Clouds, Dr. Green Dreams, Helga   PROGRESSIVE ROCK

Celebrate the 5th anniversary of Crux Fermentation Project with live music from Lance Canales & The Flood, Precious Byrd and Polyrhythmics.

Elise Franklin and Warren Zaiger   JAZZ   Eurosports

Who Can Sleep

INDIE

Sunny Yoga Kitchen

June 17

June 24

Mcmenamins

ROCK

Cosmic Americana? It’s a thing, and something the Parson Red Heads do beautifully. This indie psych-folk band from Portland is as fun as it is at times surreal and trippy.  POLITICAL SATIRE

June 7

Separating the Seas, Poolside Leper Society, Zarlock and the Spacemen   PUNK

Dead at the Doj

JAM

High Desert Martial Arts  June 10

KLL SMTH, Matt Wax, Cymatics   GLITCH

Royal Jelly Jive

SOUL

Volcanic Theatre Pub

AMERICANA

John Mellencamp, Jewel, Carlene Carter   ROOTS, ROCK, FOLK  Les Schwab Amphitheater

Lozelle Jennings

BLUES

Northside

Capleton

REGGAE

Domino

Meekoh

POP, SOUL

Northside  June 8

June 14

Mcmenamins

COUNTRY

Milonga

The Junebugs  Mcmenamins

Worthy Brewing

Paul Simon

Central Oregon Pride - Alise King, Mosley Wotta, Lady Dice, Posion Waters & Friends   VARIOUS

June 24

LATIN

Get ready to dance to the Latin, Spanish and Caribbean sounds of Milonga during the free Summer Sunday concert series at the Amphitheater

Music on the Water Series Strange Rover   ROCK  Elk Lake Resort

June 24

Crimson Guardian

June 20

GoodLife Brewing

June 24

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Missy Andersen

FOLK, ROCK, POP

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Drake Park

R&B

Emerald City

ROCK

Hardtails

BLUES

John Grey, Sunriver

METAL

Domino Room  June 24

June 20

Two blues legends, Taj Mahal and Keb’ Mo’, unite for a joint tour in support of their collaborative album of orginals and covers.

June 25

June 21

Funk, soul and rock with a few jam band tendencies by Elektrpod fuels your dancing, chiling and Free Summer Sunday concert afternoon.

Willow Steps

COUNTRY

Broken Top Bottle Shop   FOLK ROCK

JELLYBREAD - Summer Kickoff Party   JAM

See Pick’s Picks for description on page 17!

Bend Pizza Kitchen

TajMo

Brasada Ranch

The Same Coin

June 18

June 11

June 13

June 8

Elk Lake Resort

PSYCHEDELIC BLUEGRASS

June 13  AMERICAN ROOTS

Music on the Water Series Trailer 31   FOLK

June 10

June 11

June 8

Inanimate Existence, Gravewitch, Reaping Asmodeia, more.   METAL

Crazy Mountain Billies

June 8

BLUES

June 24

June 18

Metal pirate heads rejoice, this is your time to shine and mosh at this fun, upbeat event.

The Capitol

Volcanic Theatre Pub

The Capitol

Don’t play no “Foolish Games” and make sure you R.O.C.K the USA this summer while kicking back to legendary rock guitarist John Mellencamp and indie-folk songstress Jewel.

Riley’s Range Benders

June 4

June 23

Desert twang meets urban funk when Jelly Bread kicks off the summer music series at Worthy Brewing.

The Lot   AMERICANA

AMERICANA

Astro Lounge

3rd Street Pub

Band of Drifters

June 4

The Brevet

June 10

Volcanic Theatre Pub

You Knew Me When

June 23

June 7

Bend Rice Blues Band

June 4

Eurosports

JAZZ

Drake Park

COUNTRY

Recently described as Bob Dylan meets Bobby Kennedy, this is political satire at its very best.

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Matt Gwinup Trio

ACOUSTIC

Pronghorn

June 23 - 25

BLUEGRASS

What the Festival

Electric, eclectic and funky, Afrolicious mixes up Latin sounds with African beats with a bit of electronic synth thrown in for good measure. This legendary band from the Bay mixes it up and provides the grooves for a nonstop dance party.

June 23

Rap royality, Baby Easy-E is the son of the “Godfather of Gangsta Rap, Eazy-E” and brings his Compton-esq raps and tributes to his father this summer.

June 16 -19  FUNK

Tumalo Creek Kayak

Hardtails

Volcanic Theatre Pub   SOUL

RAP

Domino

ELECTRO-SWING   ROCK

Pickin’ and Paddlin’ - Pete Kartsounes Stringband, Appaloosa, Ryan Richard & Friends   BLUEGRASS

June 17

Roy Zimmerman

June 3

Baby Easy E

Good Co., Mark Brody

Volcanic Theatre Pub

June 21

Jacksons Corner Eastside

June 16

Fortune’s Folly, Jive Coulis

Beer, Bands & Public Lands Wayward Soul, Alder Street Band   ROOTS

June 7

FOLK ROCK

June 10

The Parson Red Heads

June 3

Eurosports

June 10

June 7

Thunder Road, Sisters Rodeo Kickoff

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Erik Himbert

SOUL AND BLUES

Franchot Tone

Eurosports

Domino

FOLK ROCK

June 16

June 9

Ian Moore

Eurosports

Red Diesel

Afrolicious & Cymatics

POP

June 7

LOOPS

ROCK

Northside

June 9

Volcanic Theatre Pub

June 2

Emerald City

June 6

Pronghorn

June 2

June 9-10

June 9

Charissa Parks & Shannon Smith   SINGER/SONGWRITER

ROCK

June 16

June 8-10

This ain’t no regular Elvis cover band, this is Igor from Germany who grew up in Russia and has his own spin on the late great King of Rock 'n’ Roll.

June 7

June 2

Rockin A Ranch

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Hardtails

If you’re craving some iconic country folk, then look no further than cover songs from the Man in Black, a Johnny Cash cover band like no other.

Tower

4 Peaks Music Festival

Joshua James, Rivvrs

Rowdy McCarran - Sisters Rodeo After Parties   COUNTRY

The Capitol

June 2

Eurosports

FOLK ROCK

Igor and the Red Elvises

June 1

Five Pint Mary

You Knew Me When

Genesis Arts & Music Festival   VARIOUS

June 21

Lino   AMERICANA

Ochoco Mountains

CLASSIC ROCK

COUNTRY

June 21

June 15 -18

June 5

June 6

JUNE

ROCK

June 16

Volcanic Theatre Pub

May 31

Mcmenamins

June 8 -12

June 5

The Open Door, Sisters

May 28

Moody Little Sister

Joan Osbourne Sings the Songs of Bob Dylan   ROCK

June 8

Leadbetter & Young

Tower

May 27

Jah9 & Mellow Mood

Sons of Beer, Prineville

ACOUSTIC ROCK

Northside

Thomas T. and The Blue Chips   BLUES

June 15  REGGAE

Poetry, dub and spirit combine to form beautiful reggae music from Jamacian songstress Jah9. Joined by Italian reggae artists, Mellow Mood,this is a universal grassroots music event.

FOLK ROCK

THE music fest for Central Oregon, right in our very own backyard. Come experience an intimate family-friendly and eclectic festival. Featuring legendary musicians across the board, the setlist is stellar with headliners MOE. and Railroad Earth.

Dark & Grey

May 27

Atlas Cider

Domino   ACOUSTIC

June 4

ROCK

Sunriver Resort

June 4

Bend Pizza Kitchen

May 26

The Reputations

June 8

Mayeux & Broussard

Mcmenamins

June 15

and grooving. Brass band jams transport you to the likes of Bourbon Street in full swing on Mardi Gras. Be prepared to party.

Natty Red

ROCKABILLY

Volcanic Theatre Pub

The Lot

June 21

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Grambler’s Mark

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June 15

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BLUES ROCK

Astro Lounge

FUNK

Les Schwab Amphitheater

June 26

June 21

Leadbetter & Young

Elektrapod

CLASSIC ROCK

Jake Nelson

COUNTRY

Bend Pizza Kitchen


June 25

June 30

Zander Schloss

SINGER/SONGWRTIER

The Capitol

Best known as the bass player for The Circle Jerks, Zander Schloss collaborated frequently with The Clash’s Joe Strummer.

Sunriver Resort

Dancehall Days (Twilight Tunes)

June 30

Pink Martini

Worthy Brewing

The Capitol

AKA Faceless, Foxy Lemon, & Cambrian Explosion   ROCK  Volcanic Theatre Pub

LSR Country Music Fest

Woebegone

SUPPLE ROCK

Deschutes Brewery and Public House  June 27

Kinzel & Hyde

BLUES

GoodLife Brewing

FUNK

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Pronghorn

Volcanic Theatre Pub July 1

Bittercreek

June 28

ALTERNATIVE

Velvet

Eurosports

CLASSIC ROCK

Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA Sam Johnson Park

Petty Fever

Thomas T. and The Blue Chips   BLUES

July 1

Northside

Music on the Water Series - The Hot Club of Bend   JAZZ

June 28

Casey Parnell

ACOUSTIC

Kids Band Night - The Students of String Theory, Hey Papa, The No’s   VARIOUS  Worthy Brewing

This week’s lineup for Worthy Brewing’s Twilight Tunes includes performances from three bands made up entirely of kids. The Students of String Theory, Hey Papa and The No’s perform.

June 28

Ween

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Shafty - Post Ween Rager  Domino

HEAVY METAL MARIACHI

Volcanic Theatre Pub

The world’s first and only heavy metal mariachi band has to be seen to be believed.

July 1

La Pine Rodeo (Ned LeDoux and Josh Gracin)   COUNTRY  La Pine Rodeo Grounds

June 28

Coyote Willow  Mcmenamins

ROCK AND BLUES

July 1-4

The Reputations  Sunriver Resort

June 29

KPOV Benefit Concert

VARIOUS

Kelly D’s

July 1 - 4

La Pine Frontier Days Music on the Green   VARIOUS

June 29

3-D trio

La Pine Frontier Days Grounds

ROCK

Sunriver Resort

July 2

The Blind Owls

June 29

Irregular4Christ Music Ministry, Dusty Marshall, Krystal Marshall   CHRISTIAN  Westside Church  June 29

COUNTRY

The Bamboo Room

RETRO ROCK

Volcanic Theatre Pub  July 2

Katie “Pinto” Lebrun  Bend Pizza Kitchen

Deception Past

UKULELE

July 2

Dina y Los Rumberos (Free Summer Sunday)   LATIN  Les Schwab Amphitheater

June 29

Simone & Leo

FOLK

Castle

METAL

3rd Street Pub

June 29

Brian Copeland

June 29

Beatlemania On Tour

Eurosports

POP/ROCK

Tour Des Chutes Packet Pickup with Parlour   FOLK

Featuring Jive Coulis, Harley Bourbon, Billy Mickelson, Open Defiance, Greg Payne & The Piedmont Boys, The NeverCanEvers and more.

July 14

Mark Barringer and Jo B.  Eurosports

July 7-9

Summer Fest - Meekoh, Andy Stokes, LAHF, etc.

VARIOUS

With local favorites Precious Byrd and Meekoh Martinez rocking the main stage on Friday, Larry and His Flask headlining on Saturday, Summerfest promises to bring you to your feet on this summer weekend.

July 7

ROOTS

BLUES/ROCK

July 20

Precious Byrd and High Street  Sunriver Resort

DANCE/ROCK

July 20

Ozomatli Munch and Music  Drake Park

WORLD

Formed in 1995, LA’s Ozomatli performs hip-hop, rock and Latin-inspired music that will have you dancing your socks off from the first beat.

July 14

Doc Ryan & Whychus Creek   AMERICANA  Volcanic Theatre Pub  July 14

Fun Bobby

POP/

ROCK

High Street

UPTOWN FUNK

Sunriver Resort

Billy Lund and Whiskey Weekend  Sunriver Resort

Sunriver Resort

July 15

Kelly Riley Duet   AMERICANA

July 8

COUNTRY

Eurosports

July 15

Abbey Road Live   POP/ROCK

The Led Zeppelin Experience   CLASSIC ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Hardtails

July 15

DoveDriver

July 8

LOOPS

SHOEGAZE

FUNK

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Volcanic Theatre Pub

July 8

July 15

July 9

Jordan

July 4

Heritage, Mosley Wotta

SINGER/SONGWRITER

Bend Pizza Kitchen

July 9 HOP

Volcanic Theatre Pub

ROCK, HIP-

“Gold Dust” A Tribute to Fleetwood Mac and The Blues Brothers Review   CLASSIC ROCK  Hardtails

This summer Hardtails features an array of cover and tribute bands. Gold Dust plays the classic, inspiring tunes of Fleetwood Mac.

July 15

Slightly Stoopid, Iration, J Boog, The Movement   ROCK/REGGAE  Les Schwab Amphitheater

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Worthy Brewing

Crawfest - Jive Coulis, Harley Bourbon, etc   VARIOUS

July 7

Worthy Brewing

Pronghorn   ALT-COUNTRY

July 19

Bobby Lindstrom

July 13-16

Celebrate U.S. independence with red, white and rock and roll. Hard rock’s heavy hitter join forces on a joint tour featuring Deftones, Rise Against! and Thrice.

America Party with Strive Roots & Jive Coulis   REGGAE/FUNK

American Legion Park

Powell Butte

Cindy Lou Banks - Music in the Canyon, Redmond   AMERICANA

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Juju Eyeball

GYPSY PIRATE POLKA

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Drake Park

Elk Lake Resort

Diego’s Umbrella

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June 30

Les Schwab Amphitheater

July 19

July 13

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POP

ROCK

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Deftones, Rise Against, Thrice   HARD ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Cowboy Junkies Munch and Music

Music on the Water Series Raman Ellis   FOLK

July 4

Worthy Brewing

July 13

AMERICANA

July 19

Rob D

Mcmenamins

POP

ELECTRONICA

Tony Smiley

July 3

The Lot

July 6

The Eagle Rock Gospel Singers, Crook and The Bluff   AMERICANA  Mexican Gunfight

BLUES

See Pick’s Picks for description on page 17!

July 8

The Autonomics, Cool American, Turtlenecked   INDIE ROCK

Abluestics

Downtown

ROCK

Sam Johnson Park

July 13

Remember the song “Airplanes?” The joint by hip-hop star B.o.B. and Hayley Williams of Paramore? B.o.B. brings his universally appealing hip-hop and rap to the Midtown Ballroom.

Drake Park   JAM

ACOUSTIC

Tower

See Pick’s Picks for description on page 17!

Munch and Music TBA

July 1

Rhiannon Giddens

Volcanic Theatre Pub

July 6

The Capitol

July 17

Volcanic Theatre Pub

UPTOWN FUNK

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Yak Attack’s After Ween Attack   ELECTRONICA/JAM

Bend’s favorite Jewish American reggae vocalist, beatboxer and alternative rocker returns to perform outdoors at Crow’s Feet Commons.

July 18

Tony Furtado

July 1

ROCK/REGGAE

Crow’s Feet Commons

July 12

July 6

Matisyahu

July 6

Astro Lounge

ALT-ROCK

ROCK

July 16

Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA

Dezz

July 1

June 28

Metalachi

Elk Lake Resort

G Bots and The Journeymen

Rock and roll inspired by classic rock. Streetlight Moon features the lead vocals of Stephanie Slade.

You had us at lady rapper. 1Lady incorporates hip hop, R&B and club music to create a vibe you’ll be digging all night long.

Midtown

Hardtails

ROCK

Former member of the Grammy Award winning country, blues, old-time band the Carolina Chocolate Drops brings her violin, banjo and vocal stylings to the Tower Theatre.

B.o.B., London Jae, Jaque Beatz   HIP HOP

ROCK

July 12

July 12

Astro Lounge

July 6

The Bite

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Charissa Parks & Shannon Smith   SINGER/SONGWRITER

RAPPER

Elk Lake Resort

Streetlight Moon

English reggae/pop legends UB40 kick off the Clear Summer Nights music series at the Athletic Club of Bend. Bust out your checkerboard Vans and get ready to dance.

Pronghorn

Music on the Water Series Coyote Willow   ROCK/BLUES  July 16

July 12

July 6

1Lady

FOLK-ROOTS

REGGAE/POP

Worthy Brewing

AMERICANA

Sunriver Resort

FOLK

July 1

June 28

Pronghorn

Simone & Leo

High Street Trio

July 1

June 28

Jive Coulis - Music in the Canyon, Redmond   FUNK

Fusing folk, rock, reggae, blues, hip hop, funk, metal and punk, Slightly Stoopid offers a little something for everyone.

July 15

Athletic Club of Bend

American Legion Park

Bumper Jacksons, Lark and the Loon  UB40

BLUEGRASS

Rob Fincham

July 11

July 5

JULY Ween After Party - Guitar Gods Review   ROCK

June 27

Zander Reese

July 1

Liver Down the River

Paulina, Or.

COUNTRY

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Volcanic Theatre Pub

July 5

June 30 - July 2

June 27

BLUEGRASS

July 5

Mcmenamins

The Groove Cabin

PROGRESSIVE ROCK

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Pitchfork Revolution  Worthy Brewing

July 9

July 11

Freak Mountain Ramblers

June 30

June 27

July 5

CLASSICAL

Pink Martini tours in support of its ninth studio album, “Je dis oui!” Both Storm Large and China Forbes take the stage.

POP

Music on the Water Series - Derek Michael Marc   BLUES  Elk Lake Resort

Les Schwab Amphitheater

June 27

Tower

High Street Combo

July 4  UPTOWN FUNK


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Guide

Foxtails Brigade  Simone & Leo

July 20

POP/ROCK

Les Schwab Amphitheater

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An instant sell-out show, Bendites love Jack Johnson. The mellow vibes of this former professional surfer will have you swaying to the beat.

July 21

Victory Swig  Sunriver Resort

July 21

RAP/HIP-HOP

Domino Room

You may remember Atlanta-based hip-hop duo the Ying Yang Twins from their collaboration on Lil’ Jon’s popular joint “Get Low.” The duo also worked with Britney Spears in the early 2000s.

July 21

The Avett Brothers

FOLK ROCK

Les Schwab Amphitheater

See Pick’s Picks for description on page 17!

July 21

Miranda Lee Richards

SINGER/

SONGWRITER

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Newberry Event Music & Arts Festival   VARIOUS

Diana Krall

COUNTRY/POP

July 26

Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA Sam Johnson Park

REGGAE, SKA

July 22

“Erotic City” A Tribute to Prince   POP

Portland-based Americana/folk quintet rocks the Volcanic Theatre Pub Theatre with their own brand of indiegrass.

Aug 4

Worthy Brewing

GUITAR-DRIVEN

Pronghorn

Aug 9

Aug 4

Aug 9

Summer Lake Hot Springs

Laura May

Aug 2

Desert Howlers - Music in the Canyon, Redmond   ROCK/BLUES

July 27

The Brothers Comatose Munch and Music   FOLK ROCK

If you didn’t catch this attractive Americana/ folk band at The Belfry recently, don’t miss the opportunity to see them for free this summer at Munch and Music!

July 28

Mark Ransom  July 28

Sunriver Resort

Aug 2

Darrin Bradbury

FOLK/HUMOR

Mcmenamins

Montgomery Gentry

COUNTRY

Aug 2

Casey Parnell  Pronghorn

DANCE/ROCK

Dirty Bourbon River Show  Volcanic Theatre Pub

ACOUSTIC

Lindy Gravelle   ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Drake Park

Jackson's Corner Eastside

Michael Jackson History Show   POP

FUNK

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Tower

Aug 4

Aug 11

COUNTRY/POP

Mark Barringer

Steve Miller Band, Peter Frampton   CLASSIC ROCK  Les Schwab Amphitheater

Eurosports

Another Bend summer stronghold, Steve Miller Band brings their classic rock jams to the Amphitheater alongside Peter Frampton.

Aug 4

The Marshall Tucker Band  Deschutes County Fairgrounds

ROCK/

Aug 5

Paul Eddy

Eurosports

POP/FOLK

Aug 11

Precious Byrd Trio  Sunriver Resort

DANCE/ROCK

Aug 12

Bigstock Music Festival - G. Love & Special Sauce, The Contenders, Franchot Tone, The Natives of America   POP-ROCK  A fundraiser for Oregon Adaptive Sports and set in an intimate natural amphitheater, rock out to the sounds of G. Love & Special Sauce, Franchot Tone, The Contenders and The Natives of America.

Aug 12

Beth Woods

Aug 5

The Reputations  Sunriver Resort

Eurosports

ROCK

AMERICANA

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Century Center

COUNTRY

Silver Moon

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Aug 10

Meekoh, Simone & Leo

DANCE/ROCK

Munch and Music TBA  POP-ROCK

Aug 5

Aug 3

July 28

Sunriver Resort  Aug 10

COUNTRY

Aug 2

Deschutes County Fairgrounds

ROOTS

Precious Byrd

American Legion Park

AMERICANA

Precious Byrd Trio   CLASSIC ROCK

Naughty Professor

Aug 10

Aug 4

Worthy Brewing   FOLK/PUNK

Franchot Tone

FOLK

Sam Johnson Park

Pronghorn

Bend Brewing Co.

COUNTRY

Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA Rob Fincham

Aug 4

Victory Swig

July 27

BLUES

Leadbetter & Young

FOLK/ROCK

COUNTRY

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Aug 4

Aug 2

Thomas T. and The Blue Chips  Sunriver Resort

Aug 1

Miss Lonely Hearts

Broken Down Guitars, Wayward Soul, Elektrapod, Goodbye Dyna and more.   VARIOUS

DANCE GRASS

Aug 9

Broke Down Soak Down Festival -

Tower   ROCK

Familiar Souls

July 29

Asleep at the Wheel

July 27

FOLK

Aug 4 - 5

Aug 1

Billy Strings

Hardtails

Elk Lake Resort

SOUL

Volcanic Theatre Pub

O’Sisters’ Trio

Velvet

July 22

This Island Earth,

July 29

AUGUST

Eurosports

Aug 9

Music on the Water Series Cosmonautical   ROCK

Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Harmed Brothers, Onward Etc.   AMERICANA

Music on the Water Series - Kylan Johnson   BLUES  Aug 8

Eurosports

Aug 5

Aug 3

A Tribute to Robin Williams, Marc “skippy” Price, & Ryan Wingfield   COMEDY

COUNTRY

Deschutes County Fairgrounds

Bend’s favorite supple rock band combines the forces of Larry and His Flask alum Ian Cook, Andrew Carew and Kirk Skatvold alongside Dayne Wood.

July 26

Hardtails

Music on the Water Series Unlikely Saints   ROCK, SOUL, FOLK

Drake Park

Old Dominion

Elk Lake Resort

Munch and Music TBA

SUPPLE ROCK

Local indie rock on the banks of Elk Lake? Sounds like the perfect summer Saturday evening to us!

Drake Park

July 22

Elk Lake Resort

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Crow’s Feet Commons

Sunriver Resort

Absinthe Rose

Family Tunes with Charlie Parr and Friends   FOLK  JaSkaMon

COUNTRY

Sunriver Resort

July 22

July 23

POP, JAZZ, BOSSANOVA

Worthy Brewing

Aug 3

Woebegone

July 26

KC Flynn

ROOTS

Sunriver Resort

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Soul Searchers

July 22

Eurosports

July 29

July 25

Lino

Melanie Dyer

COUNTRY

Summer before last you got her at the Athletic Club, this summer rock and folk powerhouse Melissa Ethridge plays for free at the Deschutes County Fair.

Sugar Push

ROCK, FOLK, BLUES

Deschutes County Fairgrounds

Chase Walker Band

July 26

July 21 - 23 La Pine

Worthy Brewing

July 29

July 25

Aug 5

Melissa Ethridge

WORLD

Known for her contralto vocals, Canadian jazz pianaist and singer Diana Krall has won three Grammy Awards and eight Juno Awards. This celebrated jazz musician is one of the best-selling artists of her time.

FOLK

Ying Yang Twins

Eurosports

FOLK

Brewers Grade

Aug 3

Shireen Amini

July 25

GoodLife Brewing

Jack Johnson

July 29

ROCK/POP

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Aug 18 - 22

High Street

Moonshadow Festival - Fun with Jo, Bottom of the Barrel Band, Wayward Soul, Papa Smoke, This is No Mountain, The Talbott Brothers, Crow & the Canyon   VARIOUS

UPTOWN FUNK

Sunriver Resort

Aug 12

Terri Clark

COUNTRY

Crook County Fair

Canadian country music star Terri Clark has enjoyed commercial success in both the U.S. and Canada. Classically ‘90s country, embrace the swagger of Terri Clark at the Crook County Fair.

Aug 12

POP/ROCK

Music on the Water Series Jones Road   ROCK  Elk Lake Resort

Aug 26

Aug 16

FUNK

Aug 16

Fernando - Music in the Canyon, Redmond   ROCK  American Legion Park

POP/ROCK

New Breed Brass Band

FUNK

ROCK

Brasada Ranch

Maraval Road Steele Drum Band  Sunriver Resort

WORLD

Unchained - Van Halen Tribute Band   CLASSIC ROCK

Precious Byrd Trio  Sunriver Resort

ROCK

Cedar Teeth, The Sam Chase Band, The Untraditional   ROOTS ROCK  Volcanic Theatre Pub

Big Summit Prairie, Ochocos

Aug 23

Bobby Lindstrom  Pronghorn

BLUES ROCK

Aug 23

Digisaurus

Aug 17 - 23

Oregon Eclipse Festival

Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA Sam Johnson Park

Aug 17

VARIOUS

While tickets to the Oregon Eclipse Festival may have already sold out, those lucky enough to have snagged tickets will enjoy beats from Bassnectar, Beats Antique, March Fourth, STS9, The String Cheese Incident, as well as a total solar eclipse.

RHYTHM AND BLUES

FUTURE POP/ROCK

Astro Lounge

ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Jive Coulis

ROCK/FUNK

Sunriver Resort

INDIE ROCK

Elk Lake Resort

Hardtails

Moon Mountain Ramblers

BLUE-

Worthy Brewing

Aug 30

Wayward Soul

ROOTS

Aug 30

Pickin’ and Paddlin’/Whitewater & Surf Festival - The T-Sisters, Space HeaterZ, Doc Ryan   AMERICANA  Tumalo Creek Kayak

Pickin’ and Paddlin’ has brought together the music community on the banks of the Deschutes River for years and this year it combines with the Whitewater & Surf Festival for an evening of folk. This year, the event features The T-Sisters with beautiful sibling harmonies and folk sensibilities. Space Heaterz and Doc Ryan also perform.

Lino

GUITAR-DRIVEN

Pronghorn

Sept 9

Whiskey River - Lynyrd Skynard Cover Band   CLASSIC ROCK  Sept 9

Elk Lake Resort

Sept 10

ROOTS/JAM BAND

A Bend favorite, Australia’s John Butler Trio returns to the Atheltic Club with their roots influenced jam band sound. Their sound touches on rock, folk, blues, funk, bluegrass, hip-hop and reggae.

Sept 3

Sept 13

Elk Lake Resort

Family Tunes with Pieta Brown   INDIE AMERICANA

Sept 3

Precious Byrd  Sunriver Resort

DANCE/ROCK

Precious Byrd - Goodbye to Summer   DANCE/ROCK  Worthy Brewing

Sisters Americana Song Academy   AMERICANA

Sept 6

Appaloosa

COUNTRY

Pronghorn

AMERICANA

Sept 20

Charissa Parks & Shannon Smith   SINGER/SONGWRITER

Sept 22

Modest Mouse

INDIE ROCK

Les Schwab Amphitheater

See Pick's Picks for description on page 17!

Sept 5-8

Pronghorn

Rob Fincham

Pronghorn

Sept 4

Sam Johnson Park

Aug 30

FOLK

Music on the Water Series Kaylee James

Sisters

Aug 30

George Winston

Athletic Club of Bend

Crow’s Feet Commons

Sept 9

John Butler Trio

Sept 2

Aug 29

A cornerstone of the Central Oregon music scene, this annual festival brings together some of the best folk, Americana, bluegrass and alt-country performers in the industry. From Grammy Award winning artists to local Americana Project Alumni, the Sisters Folk Festival is a must-attend event for music lovers.

Music on the Water Series - Mark Ransom and the Mostest   FUNK

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FOLK

Hardtails

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Aug 26

Sisters

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TBA - Music in the Canyon, Redmond Sept 6 American Legion Park    Music on the Green, Redmond. TBA

Aug 24

3-D Trio

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Company Grand

GRASS

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Sept 2

Aug 26

Hardtails

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Aug 17

Sunriver Resort

Aug 19

Streetlight Moon

Precious Byrd Combo

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Sept 1

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Zeppa Bistro

Aug 26

Elk Lake Resort

Aug 17

Aug 26

Franchot Tone

Sisters Saloon

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Sept 1

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It wouldn’t be summer in Central Oregon without the annual performance from everyone’s favorite soul rocker. Franti brings positivity, sunshine and good vibes to the Amphitheater every year.

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Sunriver Resort

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Aug 19

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Abluestics

Central Oregon’s homegrown heroes of punk and Americana return to Redmond to perform in their hometown. Expect to dance your booty off to their high-energy stage show for free!

Hardtails

Aug 16

The Annex

Sunriver Resort

American Legion Park

Aug 31

The Reputations

Aug 19

Aug 16

Mcmenamins

Fun Bobby

Larry and His Flask   ROCKABILLLY

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Worthy Brewing

Aug 18

Sleepy, J-Meast, Clumzy Stoners, Northern Lights, etc.   HIP HOP

Eurosports

Aug 19

Delta Bombers, Hard Fall Hearts  The Sextones

CLASSIC ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Aug 15

Meekoh

Aug 18

Eurosports

Aug 12

Pronghorn

Aug 26

Polecat, a band that blends Americana, celtic, rock, reggae and world music into their sound, returns to Bend for a free, outdoor show.

DANCE/ROCK

Sunriver Resort

Michael Franti & Spearhead

BLUEGRASS

Crow’s Feet Commons

Aug 25

Precious Byrd

Sept 8

Polecat

REGGAE

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Didn’t manage to get tickets for the Oregon Eclipse Festival? Fortunately, it’s not the only jam that week. Moonshadow Festival provides visitors with a true western experience on a working cattle ranch. Featuring a farmers market, live music and camping.

Bittercreek

Hardtails

Aug 31

Talking Dreads

Sept 26

The Shins

INDIE ROCK

Athletic Club of Bend

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July 12

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Century Center

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Les Schwab Amphitheater

G. Love and Special Sauce

FIRST CONCERTS Local musicians reflect on what started it all, their first concert experiences Matthew Finfer, Downhill Ryder  “So, I was in high school and was a Black Sabbath fan as a kid. After he was fired from Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne resurfaced with his own band. My first concert was “Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz” in 1981 at Long Beach Convention Center. It was a fairly impressionable experience on my young soul. Larger than life. Back then there was no Internet or real way of being informed or connected to bands, except when they came to town. I am still recovering…” Shane Thomas, Signal Bath “The first memorable large scale concert I attended was in 2004 A Perfect Circle and The Mars Volta in the Salem Armory. It was absolutely glorious.” Stacie Johnson, Broken Down Guitars  “I grew up watching a lot of local and regional musicians around Portland, including my own uncle, who I watched play drums in his bands and enjoy himself more than anyone else I had ever seen before. Music and arts culture were supported and encouraged in the big city and I’m forever grateful to my mother who took us to every free show possible on the Waterfront, Blue Lake Park, the Washington Park Zoo and anywhere else we could cruise with a packed lunch and blankets for seating.” Cameron Harris, Wayward Soul  “My first concert was 311 at the Santa Barbara Bowl in Santa Barbara, California. I was in 10th grade in high school and driving 45 minutes up to SB was the adventure of a lifetime for sure. 311 had just released their ‘Blue’ album and their song ‘Down’ was all over the radio.”

The Autonomics

Modest Mouse

Cold beverages. Booty calls. Paul Simon covers. What’s not to love about G. Love and Special Sauce? The hip-hop-meets-bluesmeets-rock band led by Philly’s Garrett “G. Love” Dutton brings the sunshine and booty shaking to the Century Center for a highly anticipated party. Look for my interview with G. Love next month!

Way back when, The Autonomics used to play at JC’s and would have to wait outside between sets because they weren’t 21 yet. The trio started at Summit High School and have since moved to Portland to further their musical pursuits. The indie rockers blend surf punk and rock with catchy party hooks that will have your body shaking in the best possible ways.

The first time I saw Portland-based indie rock kings Modest Mouse was my freshman year of college at the McDonald Theatre in Eugene, in the height of “Float On” fandom. Now, Isaac Brock and company return in support of “Strangers to Ourselves,” their 2015 LP. Fingers crossed we get to hear “The World at Large!”

June 24

July 13

Sept 26

Les Schwab Amphitheater

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Athletic Club of Bend

Paul Simon

Speaking of Simon, perhaps the biggest show of the summer brings Garfunkel’s better half to the Amphitheater. And while the show may have sold out quickly, that doesn’t mean you can’t find a friend with extra tickets and convince them to give them up. Knowing the Simon catalogue, it’ll be worth it to cross this heavy hitter off your concert bucket list.

July 8

Larry and His Flask

Downtown Bend - Summerfest Main Stage Central Oregon’s favorite homegrown punkmeets-bluegrass boys come back together for a rocking night of music headlining Summerfest. If you haven’t seen The Flask before, don’t miss this opportunity to catch the upbeat, high-energy performance. From “Ebb and Flow” to “Pandemonium,” you’ll be dancing, thrashing and swaying to the beat all night.

Diego’s Umbrella

The Shins

San Francisco’s gypsy-pirate-polka rockers Diego’s Umbrella hold a special place in my heart. Not only have I danced my booty off, resulting in the best kind of concert sweat, but I’ve had the pleasure of playing Scattergories with these dudes after their Summerfest performance a couple years ago. Scattergories skills aside, if you want to get down to Jake’s party drum, swoon to Jason’s excellent violin solos, or dance to the “Hava Nagila,” Diego’s Umbrella provides a guaranteed good time.

“Garden State” ranks among my very favorite movies and the soundtrack, which features several of The Shins’ most popular songs, constantly lives on my record player. James Mercer returns from a jaunt with his side project Broken Bells with The Shins’ latest album, “Heartworms.” Don’t miss this opportunity to see the band in a more intimate setting at the Athletic Club. Plan ahead, this one will definitely sell out!

July 22

The Avett Brothers

Les Schwab Amphitheater This. This is the show I’m most excited about. The Avett Brothers, who I’ve seen at Edgefield three times, finally play in our backyard. Their latest album, “True Sadness,” continues their folk-rock traditions and strong songwriting. From their heartfelt crooning on “I and Love and You” to energized renditions of “Ain’t No Man,” The Avett Brothers do not disappoint. Go! Buy your ticket now! What are you waiting for!?

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KICKING OFF FESTIVAL SEASON By Anne Pick

INSIDE 4 PEAKS

CENTRAL OREGON’S HOMEGROWN FESTIVAL By Magdalena Bokowa Have to work Saturday? No problem. Make that coin and come back, the fest will be waiting. Have a child? Bring her—she’ll have playdates galore. Love Bluegrass/folk/Americana/yoga/silent disco/campsite jamming? You’re in luck...and that’s an understatement. 4 Peaks Music Fest is one of the most well-rounded music fests out there, and best of all – it’s right in our very own backyard. If you’re one of those people who “doesn’t do fests” due to fears of overcrowding, rowdy neighbors and barely-there Coachella-type outfits, then 4 Peaks Music Festival is just the ticket. It’s the laid-back, without-a-care, whiskey-drinking cousin to most of the hyper music fests out there. I mean, it’s Central Oregon – so your flannel shirts and trucker hats are just as welcome as your feathered fedoras and Burning-Man jumpsuits. That’s the beauty of 4 Peaks; it’s meant for everyone, including families, which is why this festival is the perfect way to introduce your kiddo to the joys of festie life without worrying about them picking up laced brownies (OK, you should still keep an eye on them, this IS Oregon.) With a slew of headliners such as MOE. and Railroad Earth, the fest is underlaid with mostly regional favorites that showcase our Pacific Northwest music scene. Truly family-friendly, huge play areas make it easy to entertain kids while you check out live acts, and the mainstage usually finishes by 10pm so those kiddos (and you!) can get well-rested. Suited for singles and late-night partiers, there’s a late night beer garden and a silent disco so you too can get (silently) rowdy on Friday and Saturday nights. Having just moved to a new location at Stevenson Ranch, the fest is apt to get even better, with more room and more leveled campsite options, and as 4 Peaks Music Festival in other years, a zero-waste initiative with Silipints for drinking all that local beer. Last year it poured freezing rain, and the year before was stifling hot, so June 15-18, 2017 Stevenson Ranch come prepared for high desert weather, whatever that means. Come for the 21085 Knott Rd., Bend music. Stay for the impromptu campsite jamming. Leave with a plethora of 4peaksmusic.com new friendships.

For festival fiends, the Sasquatch Music Festival in George, Wash. has been the official kickoff to summer since its inception in 2002. While in years past, Bend has benefited from festival runoff, this year you’ll have to make the trek to The Gorge Amphitheater to catch bands from this year’s lineup. Fear not, located in the Columbia River Gorge, you’ll be amazed at the natural environment your favorite bands perform in at Sasquatch. Friday, May 26, promises a remarkable night of music with the recent addition of headliners LCD Soundsystem. At the beginning of May, the festival announced the indie dance rockers would take the place of Frank Ocean as headliner on Friday night. Other Friday highlights include The Head and the Heart, who are currently touring in support of their amazing new album “Signs of Light,” Sleigh Bells and Mondo Cozmo. Sasheer Zamata of “Saturday Night Live” commands the comedy stage. Saturday, May 27, everyone’s favorite “Portlandia” star, Fred Armisen, takes over the comedy stage. Twenty One Pilots headlines the main stage on Saturday. MGMT, Mac Miller, Bleachers and Blitzen Trapper stand out as must-see acts on the middle day of the festival. Sunday, May 28, closes out the weekend with heavy hitter Chance the Rapper at the helm. Chance the Rapper never signed with a label, donated $1 million to Chicago Public Schools and puts on an incredible show. Other Sunday highlights include The Shins, who make their way to Bend in September, Phantogram and more.

Why Go Lineup aside, concertgoers make the journey to Sasquatch for the experience and the breathtaking venue. The Gorge Amphitheatre tops many music lovers' venue bucket lists as it features stunning views of the Columbia River Gorge, post-music parties Sasquatch! in the campground and a memorable experience all around. The natural amphitheater carved out May 26-28, 2017 by the majestic Columbia River creates a concert Gorge Amphitheater, Wash. sasquatchfestival.com experience unlike any other.

INSIDE PICKATHON

WHERE UNKNOWN BANDS BECOME OLD FRIENDS, ALL IN THE SPAN OF A WEEKEND It was 2006 and I was a total noob to the force that is Pickathon. I distinctly remember Scott and Seth Avett playing in the smallish Galaxy Barn, their hair bouncing as they belted out the tunes that would hurl The Avett Brothers to national stardom. Turns out, seeing an up-and-coming band for the first time at Pickathon would be a continuing trend. For me and its many evangelists, Pickathon is hands-down the best festival of the summer. Vice’s blog, “Noisey,” has called it the “chillest music festival on planet Earth.” The New York Times has called its bookings “sharp and idiosyncratic.” Festival founder Zale Schoenborn, meanwhile, calls it a “hand-built, fantasy weekend of music.” Take a look at the lineup and chances are you won’t know a lot of the names on the list. But that’s the point. Pickathon’s creators pride themselves on the fact that many bands, covering nearly every genre you can imagine, have been relative unknowns—but they often don’t stay that way for long. “You are coming to a festival that is going to push you musically,” Schoenborn tells me, “and no matter what you see you’re going to appreciate it.” The selection process, Schoenborn says, involves selecting bands not based on how many records or tickets they’ll sell, but by the emotions they’ll elicit. Even in spite of its small size relative to other festivals in the region, Pickathon plays large. It has led the way in sustainability, offering reusable dishware that also serves as a handy souvenir. Its many stages each offer a distinct visual experience; from the Treeline stage, built fresh, from reclaimed materials, by

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Portland State University architecture students each year, to the Woods stage, adorned by tangles of branches under a canopy of summer leaves. Like every year, Schoenborn says he’s excited about nearly every band. Still, he says many of the noteworthy ones are lady-groups, including Julia Jacklin, Dori Freeman, Lucy Dacus and Kelsey Waldon. (Unlike most other festivals nationwide, the ladies get equal billing at Pickathon Pickathon.) Haven’t heard of any of those groups yet? Don’t August 3-6, 2017 worry. That’s the point. Pendarvis Farm, Source editor Nicole Vulcan has been volunteering—and now working—at Pickathon since 2006.

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ALBUM RELEASE — Local roots-rockers Downhill Ryder celebrate the release of their second album, “The Big One.” Expect a full evening of powerful vocals, strong basslines and a fond farewell to lead singer Kim Kelley. // 7-10pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St., Bend. No cover.

LIMITED EDITION — SMaSH stands for Single Malt and Single Hop, which emphasizes the flavor of a single hop and a single malt variety. Taste beers brewed specifically for the event from Central Oregon breweries and beyond. Enjoy music from five-piece soul-jazz funk and boogaloo band The Cutmen. // 5:30-8:30pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St., Bend. Free. $25 taster pint glass package (21+).

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DOWNHILL RYDER CD RELEASE SHOW

FOREST — Take part in the efforts to maintain our forests. The first panel includes representatives from forest agencies discussing their roles in public interaction and maintaining the forest. The second panel focuses on emergency service agencies that discuss preparation, evacuation and the recovery process. // 12:30-5pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd., Sunriver. Free.

REMEMBRANCE — For the 10th year, Central Oregonians come together and read the names, ages and hometowns of each U.S. service person killed in Afghanistan since 2001 and in Iraq since 2003. There’s an inherent power in these names and speaking them aloud every year. // 8am. Troy Field, NW Bond St and Louisiana Ave., Bend. Free.

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Thursday 25

MEMORIAL DAY — Central Oregon’s largest Memorial Day ceremony. This type of remembrance is so important because if we don’t remember our fallen heroes as a society then we minimize their struggle and sacrifice and we’re doomed to repeat the same mistakes. Memorial Day is not just another holiday. // 1pm. Deschutes Memorial Chapel & Gardens, 63875 N Hwy 97., Bend. Free.

BEER — 10 Barrel brings a slew of fancy beers out of the cellar for Central Oregon Beer Week. Each fancy beer pairs with a hand-crafted appetizer. Sip on a Cherry Baltic Porter or a Huckleberry Grand Cru while listening to live music and admiring their new pub on the eastside. // 6-9pm. 10 Barrel Brewing Co. Brewing Facility, 62970 NE 18th St., Bend. $30.

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Friday 26 and Saturday 27

POLLINATOR CONSERVATION: WHAT’S THE BUZZ?

IMMERSION ANNIVERSARY PARTY WITH PRECIOUS BYRD AND OBJECT HEAVY

PRESENTATION — A panel of speakers shares their pollinator conservation stories. People from U.S. Fish and Wildlife, the City of Bend and Sisters Middle School try to shed some light on the newest efforts to conserve what is basically the future of our species. A very important topic. // 6pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97, Bend. $3-$7.

PARTY — Celebrate Immersion Brewing’s anniversary with great beer, a label and bottle release event, giveaways, pig roast, pretzel station, local vendors, bouncy houses, live music and more. Precious Byrd headlines on Fri. night and Object Heavy on Sat. Fri. 4-10pm, Sat. 11:30am11pm. Immersion Brewing, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 185, Bend. Free.

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DOGS — From office pups to canines of every variety running with their owners along the Deschutes River Trail, Benditos love dogs. Celebrate your favorite companion with fun contests for your dog, including the K-9 Pie Eating Contest, Best Voice, Owner Dog Lookalike, Best Hair, Best Kisser and Best Trick. And don’t forget the dogging kissing booth! // 11am3pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd., Bend. Free.

ELECTRO-POP — In this week’s SOUND feature we talk to Lillie Lemon, a synthpop duo on tour from Monterey, Calif. The duo specializes in creating lyrically driven, electronic music with beautiful female vocals. Prepare to dance your booty off to tunes reminiscent of Chvrches, Purity Ring and The Postal Service. // 9-11pm. Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St., Bend.  SW

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Monterey-based electro-pop duo Lillie Lemon channels witch and werewolf trials for an upcoming concept album By Anne Pick

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metaphor for the Trump administration. “We do this a lot in history, we try and disassociate ourselves from each other, make each other into non-humans,” Lemon says. “That’s exactly what witch trials and werewolf trials are. You’re making a declaration that this person is not really a person. And we’re doing that right now in America and that disturbs me. It seems like something that we as a people should have gotten past by now.” While sonically Lemon compares the album to their previous work on “Aether,” she confesses they have more freedom to have progressive tracks that flow from one to another with interludes. She calls this “musical open space,” which builds into the next track. “Eric really wants to be able to do the whole album front to back at a show,” Lemon says. “We do have a couple of songs that we’re already performing as singles from the upcoming album. The interludes and stuff would have to be part of a bigger show where we’re doing a full hour performance. We’re still working on that right now, but we want to be able to tour with that because we feel it would be a really unique experience for people.” In general, Lemon talks about her songwriting process as being mostly stream of consciousness. For the new album it was a little different as she had an idea of what she wanted to write about. She would start with an idea and then sit down with Eric who would play something or she would

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hen I first heard Lillie Lemon, I couldn’t have been more excited for this band to come to Bend. A hybrid lying somewhere between Chvrches and Purity Ring, Lillie Lemon specializes in lyrically-driven electro-pop with beautiful female vocals. The duo, which consists of Lillie Lemon and Erica Wobbles (who’s also known as Eric), creates electronic music with an upbeat yet ethereal sound. “Eric hopped on a project I was working on and introduced me to electronic music in a way I hadn’t been introduced to it before,” Lemon recalls. “I started realizing how fun it was to do live vocal looping and vocal effects and things like that. He uses synthesizers for our live performance. It ended up being the easiest thing to do and one of the most fun and unique things we could be doing on the road as a two-piece.” The two met shortly after Lemon moved to Monterey, Calif., from Wisconsin in 2010. At the time, Lemon played the open mic scene while Wobbles, a classically-trained musician, performed with a couple of local bands. It wasn’t until a few years later that they connected musically. Lemon knew he played keys and asked him to play piano on her upcoming album. The duo has been performing together ever since. On their upcoming new album, Lemon takes inspiration in her writing from the Valais witch trials. The concept album channels the ‘otherness’ of people and acts as an extended

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start a loop. The words came out of that process. “A lot of what I do is getting rid of excess language,” Lemon says. “I’m really a big fan of the economy of language. When I do stream of consciousness, it’s a ton of content that can be condensed down into a single song. That was a lot of my process on this album. There were a couple of songs that I went back and did a full rewrite and overhaul of the lyrics, but I don’t do that very much. Most of it comes pretty naturally.” The new album, “Lycanthropy,” will

include a full tour in support of the late summer release. Meanwhile, Lillie Lemon continues to spread electro-pop goodness while traveling in their Sprinter van listening to an SD card full of musical gems that range from Bon Iver to San Fermin to Kendrick Lamar.  SW Lillie Lemon

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Downhill Ryder celebrates their new album while saying goodbye to founding member Kim Kelley By Anne Pick

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Downhill Ryder co-founder Kim Kelley, second from right, sings her last show with the band.

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f you ask Downhill Ryder founding member and guitarist Matthew Finfer, it’s the curse of the album release. On Wednesday, May 24, local roots-rockers Downhill Ryder release their second album, “The Big One.” The accompanying party has dual purposes though, as it will also be lead vocalist Kim Kelley’s final performance with the band before she departs for a new job in Colorado. “I’ve been in several bands and every time we go in and create a CD there’s a major shift in personnel,” Finfer says. “This was unknown and Kim’s one sly dog, it just kind of happened. So far, everything is continuing to move forward.” Finfer and Kelley originally came together to form Downhill Ryder when Finfer answered an ad she placed. In the years since Downhill Ryder formed, the five-piece band has drawn from all of their different backgrounds and influences. Their sound isn’t necessarily classic rock or folk or jazz or blues, but a beautiful splice of all of their different backgrounds. While their first album may have centered around Kelley’s vocals and songwriting, the new album evolves their sound to be more inclusive of everyone’s styles. “The Big One” features two powerful vocals and strong basslines and leans a little less folky than the previous album. “I think we have a pretty unique thing going. I think that the songs have a little more teeth and edge, but still showcase vocal interplay,” Finfer says. “With the level of talent and collaboration in our band, it’s really a

five-piece show. I think our CD really captures that,” says vocalist and percussionist Lynda Beauchamp. “I definitely had no idea that this was on the horizon, but I will say that I’m incredibly glad that we captured this sound and this moment in time with the five of us.” With the departure of Kelley, Beauchamp steps into the spotlight for lead vocals. Because the new album centers on a dual vocal, the band continues to look for the right person to fill that position in the band. Though everyone agrees Kelley cannot be replaced, they all look forward to the next iteration of the Downhill Ryder sound. “What I’m going to miss the most is the people I play with, that’s the biggest thing. I can continue to write and collaborate with them, so we’ll see what happens,” Kelley says. “It’s like a family without the need for heavy therapy,” Finfer says. “When we’re in the room making music, writing and dissecting songs, I just feel like we’re all in this together. What I’m going to miss is how hard Kim works and how much she puts in and what a presence she is, you can’t really put it on paper.”  SW

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Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Bring your talent to this weekly open mic night. 6-8 pm. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Sing your favorite songs every week. 9 pm. Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke Have you

narrowed it down to what songs you’ll sing this week? Embrace your inner rock star. 9 pm.

Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover. M&J Tavern Open Mic Bring your talent or an encouraging ear to this weekly open mic. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke Blake? Shania? Get in touch with your inner country star. 7 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Downhill Ryder CD Release Show

Come celebrate Downhill Ryder’s second CD, "The Big One!" A special show full of powerful roots-rock, toe-tappin’ and dancing fun. 7-10 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic Local artists perform. 6-9 pm. The Capitol Comedy Underground with Chel-

sea Woodmansee Go underground for an evening of stand-up comedy with local favorite Chelsea Woodmansee. 8 pm. $12.

The Lot Open Mic Showcase your talent or watch as locals brave the stage for open mic. 6 pm.

25  Thursday Astro Lounge Mad Happy 10 pm. Bend Brewing Company Broken Down

Trio Stacie, Conner and Mystic bring on the musical thunder and acoustic goodness. Hear the best of Broken Down Guitars, Stacie’s vocals, Conner’s intricate guitar work and Mystical world beats in an intimate setting. 7-9 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Double J Saloon Bend Comedy Bend Come-

dy returns to Redmond to present another great standup comedy show. 21+. 8-10 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Jim Roy

and Steve Beaudry Acoustic blues featuring Jim on finger-style guitar, mandolin and vocals and Steve on harmonica. Blues from Mississippi to Chicago. Every other Thursday, 7-9 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke Have you

narrowed it down to what songs you’ll sing this week? Embrace your inner rock star. 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Enjoy an evening of down-tempo, ambient hip-hop from Tor at the Volcanic Theatre Pub on 5/30.

the U.S. come to the Summit Saloon and Stage. Comics as seen on Comedy Central, TBS, NBC and more. Last Thursday of every month, 8-11 pm. $12.

The Capitol The Kronk Men & Rural Demons

Two great local bands. Presented by Coiled Cabs. 9 pm-midnight. No cover.

The Lot Toothpick Shaker A new band in Bend, playing covers and original songs. 6-8 pm.

26  Friday Astro Lounge Casey Capps Get ready to get down with jams from this local DJ. 10 pm.

Checker’s Pub Holus Bolus One man psychedelic-acoustiloop musician from Northern California performs live looping with an acoustic guitar and small drum-kit creating the sound of a full band that mixes rock, reggae, grooves, jams and spacey swirls. 8 pm. E BarGrill Lindy Gravelle Singer-songwriter-pianist performs originals and country and pop covers. 7-10 pm. No cover.

Eurosports Sisters Food Cart Garden

Bobby Lindstrom Trio High-energy blues-influenced rock ‘n roll. Cruises with a shipload of raw positive energy, new songs. 5-7 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues The Bad

Cats Enjoy cajun and southern cuisine served up with a side of blues, soul and rock ‘n’ roll. 7:3010:30 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Holus Bolus One-

Hood Avenue Art Melanie Rose Dyer and Daniel Cooper Folk-rock, blues and Americana original music. 4:30-6:30 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open

Hub City Bar & Grill HWY 97 Hot classic

The Summit Saloon & Stage 97 Comedy

Juniper Golf Course and The View Tap and Grill Friday Evening Music on the Patio

man looping band. Rock, classic, psychedelic. 7:30 pm. No cover. Mic Fresh talent and fresh coffee every week. 6 pm.

Presents Some of the best comics from around

rock. 9 pm-1 am.

Enjoy live music on our patio overlooking the 9th green and the Cascade mountains. All ages

welcome. Food and beverage available. 5 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Derek Michael Marc

and Double AA Classic rock, R&B and blues. 8:30 pm. $3.

Seven Nightclub Bend Comedy Presents:

David Huntsberger & Andie Main David Huntsberger is a unique voice in stand-up comedy. Andie Main is a Portland based comedian. Featuring: Dana Buckendahl. Hosted by: Ryan Traughber. 21+. 8-10 pm. $8/adv, $10/door.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Slipmat Science Presents: Nato

Feelz & DJ Nykon A finely curated evening of highly diverse and futuristic club music, hip hop, trap and EDM. 10 pm-2 am. $5.

The Pickled Pig RExDOn Classics including

Chops Bistro Sugar Mountain The dynamic

guitar and fiddle of Mark Barringer & Jo Booser playing acoustic roots music from the heart. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Theclectik A night of electronica, hip-hop, ‘80s new wave and soul with DJ Theclectik. Fourth Saturday of every month, 10 pm. No cover. Eurosports Sisters Food Cart Garden

Jim Cornelius and Mike Biggers Mike performed in various rock, blues and country bands before settling in with the Gayle and Company Band, a folk/rock staple in Southern California’s Inland Empire area. 5-7 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues CATurday Night Live Party like it’s Mardi Gras at the new Fat Tuesdays in the Shilo Inn. Plenty of room to dance to the Bad Cats performing blues, soul and rock ‘n’ roll. 7:30-10:30 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill HWY 97 Hot classic rock. 9 pm-1 am.

folk,country, rock and blues tunes that inspire you to sing along. 5-9 pm. No cover.

Jackson’s Corner Eastside Coyote Willow

Tower Theatre The Bobs The Bobs have been

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke Get in touch with your inner crooner at this weekly karaoke night. 8 pm.

producing new wave, old school and cutting-edge quality a cappella since 1981, and they make their Central Oregon debut as part of their “Farewell” Tour. 8 pm. $17, $27 and $37 (plus $3 preservation fee).

Washington Eli Madden Live acoustic rock and roll by Eli on the fabulous outside deck. 5:308:30 pm. No cover.

27  Saturday Astro Lounge Casey Capps Get ready to get down with jams from this local DJ. 10 pm.

Checker’s Pub Juju Eyeball The men in black Beatle suits return to this fun pub in Redmond to rock out all your favorite Fab Four hits. 8-11 pm.

Progressive acoustic Americana. 6-8 pm.

M&J Tavern Kronk Men, The Roof Rabits & Xray VSNS An unconventional arrangement of unknown notes coming to you. 21+. 9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School SMaSH Fest - The Cutmen Primarily

a five-piece soul-jazz funk and boogaloo band, featuring upbeat covers and a healthy dose of originals. All ages welcome. 5:30-8:30 pm. Free admission. $25 taster pint glass (21+).

Northside Bar & Grill Derek Michael Marc


CLUBS and Double AA Classic rock, R&B and blues. 8:30 pm. $3.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Beat Lab Radio Presents:

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Crosstitutes 1 Year Anniversary Party Local girl gang Crosstitutes celebrate their first full year of existence. Local Beat Lab Radio squad boys Matt Wax, WelterWeight, Lonely Stacks and Signal Bath on the decks. 10 pm-2 am. $5.

The Workhouse Last Saturday Musical

Guests: This Island Earth Come look and listen with local arts and artists. 6-10 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Black Pussy w/ Strange Rover & Solo Viaje Psychedelic rock often blended with classic rock tones and heavy metal shredding. Not for the faint of heart, but they sure know how to work an electric guitar. 9 pm. $8/adv, $10/door.

28  Sunday Bend Pizza Kitchen Sunday Jams Chill on

the patio and enjoy organic farm to table Italian food, choose from 16 taps, wine, cider, kombucha and mead with local singer-songwriters. 5:30-7:30 pm. No cover.

Broken Top Bottle Shop Kinzel & Hyde Multi-award winners Stu Kinzel & LynnAnn Hyde perform Southern roots and blues music. 7-9 pm. Chops Bistro Melanie Rose Dyer and Daniel Cooper Harmony-laden, all-original folk-rock, Americana and blues. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Locals Night—

DJDMP & Friends A night of soul, hip-hop and electronica with DJDMP and friends, plus 25% off everything on the menu all night long (with local ID). 9 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill HWY 97 Hot classic rock ‘n roll by one of the premier rock bands in Central Oregon. 8 pm-midnight. Northside Bar & Grill Six Pack Classic rock, blues, eclectic. 6 pm. No cover. Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul Eddy Grab an afternoon cup with Northwest troubadour Paul Eddy. Originals and forgotten gems, every other Sunday. Every other Sunday, 3-5 pm. No cover. The Capitol Slipmat Science Presents: Toad-

face & Secret Recipe Benji Hannus, formerly known as Intellitard. A resident and founder of Oakland’s ever popular Wormhole Wednesdays, Secret Recipe blends together a unique medley of sounds that weaves together cosmic, sparkling melodies and squelchy, deep whomps.

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT Local support from Cymatics. 10 pm-2 am. $7.

29  Monday Astro Lounge Open Mic Hop on stage and show off your talent at this weekly open mic night. 8 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Clyde and The Milltailers with Derek Blake Alternative-folk trio from Colorado playing stompy bluegrass Americana. Derek Blake: solo act from Colorado specializing in old timey Americana. 6:30-9:30 pm. No cover.

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narrowed it down to what songs you’ll sing this week? Embrace your inner rock star. 9 pm.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Bring your talent or an encouraging ear to this weekly open mic. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke Blake? Shania? Get in touch with your inner country star. 7 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School

The Resolectrics A classic rhythm & blues band. But like the pioneers of rock & roll, The Resolectrics draw inspiration from many sources in the roots of American music to create an original and soulful blend of rock, classic R&B and folk. 7-10 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Open Mic Local

artists perform. 6-9 pm.

The Capitol Disasteroid with Kronk Men and

Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your

Scary Busey Disasteroid is a rock and punk trio from Portland playing with support from local instrumentalists Kronk Men and the heavy eclecticism of Scary Busey. 9 pm. No cover.

Crow’s Feet Commons Open Mic for

The Lot Open Mic Showcase your talent or watch as locals brave the stage for open mic. 6 pm. facebook.com/TheLotBend.

team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Storytellers Come one, come all... each Tuesday night Crow’s Feet Commons will be hosting an open mic night. Bring your courage or your encouraging ear. Sign up begins at 5pm. 6-8 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All

ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern SEED LING Heartbreaking vocals and luscious drums. 9 pm. No cover.

The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or

join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Frameworks, TOR, & Lapa An evening of downtempo and ambient hip-hop. 8 pm. $8/adv, $12/door.

31  Wednesday Astro Lounge Lillie Lemon On tour from Monterey, California, Lillie Lemon is a synth-pop duo with striking lyrics, fun hooks, and dance-worthy electronic tunes. 9-11 pm. Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Bring your talent to this weekly open mic night. 6-8 pm. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Sing your

favorite songs every week. 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke Have you

Join Coyote Willow at Jackson's Corner Eastside for an evening of local acoustic Americana on 5/27.

The Old Stone McTuff NW jazz and funk. All ages show. Limited seating dance event. 8 pm. $15/adv, $20/door.

1  Thursday 2nd Street Theater An Evening With David

Lindley Multi-instrumentalist David Lindley performs music that redefines the word “eclectic.” $30.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Embrace your inner rockstar at this weekly karaoke night. 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke Have you

narrowed it down to what songs you’ll sing this week? Embrace your inner rock star. 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Five Pint Mary Upbeat, loud and rollicking, the long-running Bend-based band, Five Pint Mary, plays a unique blend of Irish and American folk rock. 7-10pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic Fresh talent and fresh coffee every week. 6 pm.

The Lot Zander Reese Singer-songwriter Zander Reese’s guitar playing is reminiscent of Jack White while his deep vocals add a taste of grungy blues to the mix. 6-8 pm.  SW


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Katherine Taylor showcases her light-filled oil landscape paintings at Hood Avenue Art in Sisters. Join the reception on Friday, 5/26.

MUSIC Bella Acappella Harmony Chorus

Medal-winning Bella Acappella seeks women and girls who love to sing and harmonize. Bella teaches and performs four-part acappella harmony and welcomes singers with high and low voices, all levels and ages 15 and above. Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. LDS Church, 450 SW Rimrock. 541-460-3474. $30 month.

Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice A traditional bagpipe and drum band

with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Mondays, 5:30-7pm. Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225. Free.

Circlesinging with Shireen Amini

Improvised community singing. Be part of music being created in the moment and experience the joy, connection and health benefits of singing. May 25, 7-8:15pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. $5-15 sliding scale.

Craig Chee & Sarah Maisel Workshop/ Concert Craig and Sarah return to Bend and present a workshop followed by a concert. $5 discount if you purchased a Uke U-6 ticket. May 25, 6:30-8:30pm. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar, 1012 SE Cleveland Ave. $25.

The Deschutes Caledonian Pipe Band Practice Looking for experienced players to join and perform with the group. We are a volunteer not-for-profit society dedicated to the preservation, performance, and enjoyment of Scottish style bagpipes and drums in Central Oregon. If you are interested in joining please contact us. Free.

Bend Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Come explore free form movement, connection and self-expression, guided by rich, diverse soundscapes. Visit: BendEcstaticDance.com or FB Bend Ecstatic Dance. Tuesdays, 7pm. Bend Masonic Center, 1036 NE 8th St. 360-870-6093. $10-$20.

Public (Rock) Choir Sing in a fun,

Group Class and Ballroom Dance Get

non-threatening environment for people of all skill levels. Rock and pop favorites—no hymns. First time free. Mondays, 5:45-8pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-3798. $0-$16.

DANCE Adult Intermediate Level Dance Class

Styles include contemporary, modern, jazz and ballet. Teachers rotate monthly. Friendly, supportive atmosphere! Performing opportunities available. Fridays. Academie de Ballet Classique, 162 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-321-4321. $5.

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

No partner needed, join us for a beginners lesson, 6:30-7:30pm. Or intermediate lesson, 7:30-8:15pm. Followed by practica, until 10pm. Wednesdays. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5/beginners $10/adv.

Argentine Tango Milonga Tango dancing

every 4th Saturday. For all levels of dancers. No partner needed! Fourth Saturday of every month, 7:30-10:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

your dance on at our monthly Friday night group class and dance held on the 4th Friday of each month. Class topic changes monthly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16+. Fri, May 26, 7-9pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $10/includes class & dance.

Salsa Footwork & Partnerwork Patterns Learn a series of fun footwork

combinations followed by partner work patterns. No experience required, but the class is still challenging for experienced dancers. Tuesdays, 5:30-6:30pm. 541-325-6676. $10.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

Social Dance Beginning West Coast Swing lesson from 7-8pm; dance from 8pm until we are done. May 27, 7pm. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE Eighth St. $5.

West African Drum & Dance Troupe! Learn movement to traditional rhythms of the Western region of Africa. Taught by Shannon Abero and live music led by David Visiko. Mondays, 7:158:15pm. Cascade Indoor Sports: Skating Rink Side, 20775 NE High Desert Ln. 818-636-2465. $10.

LOCAL ARTS Adult Open Studio You love to make art, but

don’t have a space. You’re looking to connect with other creatives and expand your circle. Your community art studio is ready for you to begin your journey. Tuesdays, 5:30-7pm. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10/ class, drop-in.

Artist Reception Local artist featured for a full month in the Humm brewery. Artist receptions the first Thursday of each month are held with local music and snacks from Agricultural Connections and Locavore. Guests receive a complimentary glass of kombucha! First Thursday of every month, 4-6pm. Humm Kombucha, 1125 NE 2nd St. 541-306-6329. Free. Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting

event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541410-3267. $25 pre-paid.

West African Dance Class Cultural dance experience to live drumming by Bend’s Fe Fanyi

MAY 26

The Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents

DBST & KEROSCENERY

MAY 28

The McMenamins O’Kanes Gallery Presents

SMASH FEST!

MAY 30

The Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents

MAY 31

The Old Stone Presents

FRAMEWORKS, TOR, & LAPA

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EVENTS Brasada Ranchfest Head out to Brasada

Ranch for a local farm, ranch and artisan festival featuring local produce, artists, lawn games and live music. May 27, 2-5pm. Brasada’s Range Restaurant & Bar, 16986 SW Brasada Ranch Rd. 541-526-6870. Free.

The Circle of Life Artist Shandel Gamer and

Classes for Drawing and Journaling

Drawing is a great way to express yourself, whether you're sketching in your journal doing pen and ink, pencil or computer, under every good painting or sculpture is a good drawing. Register by phone or email and receive supply list and directions. jw4art2go@bendcable.com or 541-815-9800. Sat, May 27, 12:30-3:30pm. Jerry Werner, 65665 93rd St. 541-815-9800. $95.

Cold-Blooded Neighbors: Woodcuts of Native Reptiles These hand-pulled woodcut

prints by local artist Abney Wallace are delightful black and white studies of 19 native reptile species. This collaboration between A6 and High Desert Museum offers a fact-filled look at the snakes, lizards and other cold-blooded neighbors at home in the high desert. Saturdays, 10am6pm, Sundays, noon-5pm and Mondays-Fridays, 10am-7pm. Through July 2. A6, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 180. 541-330-8759. Free.

Figure Drawing Sessions We hold figure drawing sessions with a live model every Tuesday evening from 7-9 pm at the Workhouse, there is no registration required so drop in. Bring your own drawing materials, some easels are provided but are first come, first serve. Tuesdays, 7-9pm. Through May 29. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 541 241 2754. $15. Imagination Jones: May Exhibition

Timothy Jones spent his childhood roaming the forests of New Hampshire, developing a wanderlust for epic adventures amongst the trees. It was this creative outlet that sparked his passion for art. 10am-8pm. Townshend’s Bend Teahouse, 835 NW Bond St. 541-312-2001.

The community is also invited to the artist reception June 23 from 4-7 pm during the 4th Friday Art Stroll. Through June 30. Sisters Art Works, 204 West Adams. 541-771-2787. Free.

Katherine Taylor & Blain Cyr Light-filled

landscapes by oil painter Katherine Taylor and intricately pieced and turned wood vessels by Blain Cyr. Reception 4-6 pm, live music and refreshments. May 26, 4-7pm. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. 541-719-1800. Free.

The Old Ironworks Last Saturday

Monthly art openings, live music, food carts each month. May 27, 6-10pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. Free.

Art & Wine, Oh My! Local artists guide you through replicating the night’s featured image. Food and beverage available for purchase. Register online. Tuesdays, 6pm. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-213-8083. $35-$45. Speak Lightly Bend artist Kristen Buwalda created “Speak Lightly” as she reflected upon society’s obsession with the light of the screen held in our hands. Her second exhibit, “Women of Power” reveals heroes and warriors in their element. 9:30am-8pm. Townshend’s Bend Teahouse, 835 NW Bond St. 541-312-2001. Traveling Canvas Paint Night Let’s paint

“Poppies”. We supply canvas, easels, brushes, paint, aprons and instructor. Food and drink specials available. May 25, 5:30-8pm. Juniper Golf Course and The View Tap and Grill, 1938 SW Elkhorn Ave. 541-390-6254. $40.

Used Books, Art and a Website! Raising funds through the support of literacy and art for the benefit of the community of Redmond. Visit reBOOKS used store and our website at: www. friendsofredmond.org. Through May 30, 10am6pm. reBOOKS Used Bookstore, 531 NW Elm Street. 541.238.2181. Free. Weld Design Studio Pop Up Shop

Contemporary, sustainable home goods and fine art inspired by the high desert landscape featured inside the Liberty Theater. Thurs, May 25, 9am-9pm and Mon, May 29, 9am-9pm. Liberty Theatre, 849 NW Wall St. 541-639-7728. Free.

Inner and Outer Landscapes Exhibit

Prints by artists Gin Laughery and Julie Winter.

PRESENTATIONS Archeology Talk Dr. Lisa-Marie Shillito speaks about “Real Palaeodiets: From Paisley Caves to Stonehenge.” Dr. Shillito is an environmental archaeologist with expertise in geoarchaeology and chemistry. May 25, 10:15am. COCC Wille Hall Campus Center, 2600 NW College Way. Bend Wild Wednesday Tales of backcoun-

Petroglyph Point, Lava Beds National Monument Robert David, Ph.D. presents his

findings on the meaning of the rock art created hundreds of years ago by the Klamath-Modoc tribes’ ancestors. June 1, 7:30-8:30pm. COAR Building, 2112 NE Fourth St. 541-598-5920. Suggested donation of $5 from non-members of ASCO and ARARA.

Pollinator Conservation: What’s the Buzz? What’s being done to help native

try adventures told by members of our community. Local naturalist and author LeeAnn Kriegh presents “Listening to Lookout Mountain” and share insight on engaging your senses while experiencing this beautiful place in the Ochoco National Forest. May 24, 5:30-7pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. 541-815-4520. Free.

pollinators in Central Oregon? Hear from a panel of speakers including Dirk Renner of the US Fish and Wildlife Service, Susie Werts from the Sisters Middle School and Cheryl Howard with the City of Bend as they share their pollinator conservation stories. May 31, 6pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754 ext. 241. Members $3, non-members $7.

Complete Relaxation Empowers Everyday Life Join us to learn about a simple

The Roots of History: Oregon’s Heritage Trees Learn about the compelling stories

practice which guarantees complete relaxation, mental and emotional stability, harmony in your relationships and much more. Register at meetup.com/Balanced-View-Bend. Thurs, May 25, 6:45-8pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. $10-$20 or donation.

Hiker Eli Boschetto Presents Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail Oregon Eli

Boschetto is a hiker and outdoor writer/photographer with 1,000s of trail miles under his boots throughout the western U.S. and Canada. May 26, 6:30-8:30pm. Paulina Springs Books-Sisters, 252 W Hood Ave. 541-549-0866. Free.

Hope and Heartbreak in the Syrian Refugee Crisis Colleen Sinsky, Global

Volunteer and Social Justice Advocate, gives a presentation on her months in 2016 assisting Syrian refugees with Doctors Without Borders on the Isle of Lesbos, Greece, and along the border with Macedonia. May 31, 5:30-8pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-3881793. Free.

Mushrooms! The Central Oregon Mushroom

Club presents an Introduction to Mushrooms. Learn the basics of mushroom identification, preserving, foraging and staying safe in the forests. Enjoy cooking demonstrations and hands-on mushroom display tables. May 25, 6-8:30pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.

behind some of Oregon’s growing collection of state-recognized heritage trees in this lecture from Nate Pedersen, Community Librarian with Deschutes Public Library. May 24, 6-7pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. May 30, 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Free.

We Are Remembering - Not Just A Number For the 10th year, Volunteers from

Central Oregon conduct a continuous reading of the name, age and hometown/state of every U.S. service person killed in Afghanistan since 2001 and in Iraq since 2003. Name boards also presented on Troy Field. Come down to listen and remember. Seeking volunteers for name reading. May 29, 8am-11pm. Troy Field, NW Bond Street and Louisiana Avenue. 541-310-0701. Free.

THEATER Disenchanted! Funny songs and a powerful

message challenge the notion that Happily Ever After doesn’t really exist in the world of these empowered Disney princesses. Not for kids. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30pm. Through May 27. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $25 Adults, $22 Student/Seniors(60+).

Free Improv Jam Love improv or want to see what it’s all about? Jams are a great way to experience our tried and true methods. No experience necessary, all levels welcome. Last Thursday of every month, 7-8:30pm. Through May 25. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-771-3189. Free. Triage! Improv Bring the whole family for

a fun night of laughs with two veteran improv groups--Triage and the Reality Benders. With the help of the audience, we create characters songs and sagas on-the-spot. May 26, 7-8:30pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave.

WORDS Kim Cooper Findling Author Presentation Award-winning Oregon travel writer

and editior, Kim Cooper Findling, presents her latest travel book. “Bend, Oregon Daycations” is a collection of recommended Central Oregon adventures great for visitors, long-time locals and recent transplants alike. May 27, 6-8pm. Herringbone Books, 422 SW Sixth St. 541-5261491. Free.

Needwords: A Spoken Word Open Mic

Needs are universal: everyone has something to say about them. Come share your words about need! All forms, genres, and interpretations are encouraged here. Opportunity to donate to the Hunger Prevention Coalition. May 26, 6-8pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. 614-9493013. Free; optional donation.

Admire the view while browsing farm, ranch and artisan wares at Brasada Ranchfest on 5/27 at Brasada Ranch.

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Photographer Jill L. Tucker, present a two-woman exhibition, titled “The Circle of Life,” during the month of May. Mondays-Fridays, 9am-4pm. Through May 31. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-548-6325. Free.

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driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Call Paul at 541-6472363 for more details.

formed a State, is a guided tour through the exciting times when Oregon led the nation in environmental policy and state and local leaders worked together in a bipartisan manner to create the Oregon we enjoy in the 21st Century. May 25, 6pm. Roundabout Books, 900 Northwest Mount Washington Drive, #110. Free.

Volunteers Needed: 50th PGA Professional Championship Crosswater hosts of

the 2017 PGA Professional Championship June 15th-21st! Become a volunteer by filling out the volunteer form by June 1. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr.

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Looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. Volunteers are critical to the operations of our high-save shelter and contribute directly to the care of our animals by ensuring our donations are processed. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to encourage

awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. Speak or organize educational events, attend rallies, write or do art about the climate. Bend, RSVP for address. 206-498-5887.

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Become a Big Brother or Big Sister in Redmond It doesn’t take much to make a

AcroYoga Join Deven Sisler to experience how the power of acrobatics, wisdom of yoga and sensitivity of thai yoga intertwine. No partner necessary! Wednesdays, 7pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $7-$15.

big difference in the life of a child. Looking for caring adult mentors who are willing to spend a few hours a month sharing their interests and hobbies. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Oregon - Redmond, 412 SW Eighth St., Redmond. 541-617-4788.

African Dance Classes are taught in a

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from chains.

friendly, welcoming and fun environment and you will leave every class with a smile on your face and joy in your heart! Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30pm. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE Eighth St. 541-3220807. $12.

We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. No experience is required. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org. Bend, RSVP for address.

Akashic Records Reading Get those

personal questions answered from the “Akasha,” a large library that holds the recordings of all our lives past, current and life between lives. Ask at least 2 questions. Wed, May 31, 6:30-8:30pm. Gayle Zeigler, Pilot Butte Area. 925-366-3091. $25.

Go Big, Bend Big Brothers Big Sisters works

with kids who need a positive role model and extra support. By being a mentor you have the opportunity to help shape a child’s future for the better by empowering them to achieve. We need caring volunteers to help children reach their full potential! Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Oregon, 2125 NE Daggett Ln. 541-312-6047.

Happy Hour in the Garden Join us every Tuesday to volunteer in our garden. We’ll reward you with beer and kombucha! This event is family friendly. Tuesdays, 4-6pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. 541-385-6908 x14. Free. Make Your Mark at Bend Spay+Neuter! Compassionate people to join an incredible team, whether you volunteer in the clinic, festivals, or helping with our community cat population. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 541-617-1010.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting Explore A member of the Central Oregon Landcruisers takes part in a trash cleanup at China Hat east of Bend May 20. Thanks for your efforts, crew!

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit

that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd.

Tiny Explorers Meetup The Children’s Forest is seeking committed volunteers to host Tiny Explorers Meetups in the outdoors. Serve as the point person and distribute free baby carriers. Monthly meetups. Ongoing, 10-11am. Deschutes

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National Forest, Bend-Fort Rock Ranger District, 63095 Deschutes Market Rd. 541-383-5592.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center

has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean

the spiritual insights and learn how to correctly chant mantras in Japanese. Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Capoeira Experience this exciting martial art

form of Afro Brazilian origins which incorporates music and acrobatic movements. For adults and teens. Mondays, 6:50-8:15pm and Thursdays, 6:50-8:15pm. Sortor Karate, 63056 Lower Meadow Dr. $30, two week intro.

DIY Sterling Silver Rings Sign up and learn more at DIYcave.com. Fri, May 26. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $60.

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EVENTS German Conversation Group With a

tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-5950318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

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Good Grief Guidance Classes Class

meeting once a week for 16 weeks. Using Peer to Peer sharing, journaling, creativity and gentle inner exploration. Thursdays, 3-5pm. Through June 30. Rosie Bareis Campus, 1010 NW 14th St. 541-647-7915. $30- $300 for 16-week class.

West African Drumming Level 3 Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi study, practice and play joyfully. Thursdays, 7-8:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

EVENTS 2017 BBQ and Car Show Raffle prizes, music and drinks on the patio! Our mission is to prevent veteran suicide through service dog training, we also provide Emotional Support Animals at no cost to veterans. May 27, 9am-3pm. Bend Elks Lodge #1371, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-390-7587. $22/car entry, $22/vendor entry.

Online Chair Tai Chi Classes Designed for people who have limited mobility and cannot stand for long periods of time. From a seated position soft movements are used to help increase energy, improve blood circulation. Fridays, 2-3pm. Grandmaster Franklin, 51875 Hollinshead Pl. 623-203-4883. $40.

2017 Healthy Beginnings Champions for Children Luncheon Learn more about

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Please join us this Memorial for Central Oregon’s largest Memorial Day ceremony, honoring our service men and women and the memory of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for their country in defending and protecting our freedoms. May 29, 1-3pm. Deschutes Memorial Chapel & Gardens, 63875 N Hwy 97. 541-3825592. Free.

com. May 25, 5:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $70.

Japanese Group Lesson We offer group lessons for both beginners and intermediate students for Japanese for all ages. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-6337205. $10 plus material fees. Launch Your Business Series Are you

about to start or are you in the early stages of running your own business? Position yourself for success by covering essential details with three one-to-one daytime advising sessions plus three Wednesday evening workshops (5/31, 6/14, 6/28). May 31, 6-9pm. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $199.

Mondays Positive Meditation and Visualization Enhance relaxation, positive focus

and inner awareness through meditation and visualization. For those choosing positive living. Mon, May 29, 10-10:30am and 12-12:30pm. Bend Golf & Country Club, 61045 Country Club Dr. 971217-6576. $10.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the

brain, nerves and lines connect in palmistry. Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Positive Meditation Enhance relaxation, positive focus, and inner awareness. For those choosing positive living. Mondays, 9-10:30am and 12-12:30pm. Through July 31. Bend Golf & Country Club, 61045 Country Club Dr. 971-2176576. $8 Minimum Donation. Rocket Cookstove Workshop 3-day

hands-on weekend workshop on how to build rocket stoves for use in cooking, heating and other applications. Camping and meals Included. Fri, May 26, 6-9pm, Sat, May 27, 8am-7pm and Sun, May 28, 8am-7pm. Cob Project Campus, 23174 Lariat Lane. $125-200 Sliding Scale.

Healthy Beginnings. YOU can make an IMPACT in a child’s success story by attending the Champions for Children Luncheon. May 24, noon-1pm. Riverhouse on the Deschutes, 3075 N Hwy 97.

2017 Memorial Day Ceremony

Barks & Rec Join us for Barks and Rec, a “Fun” raiser for the Bend Spay and Neuter Project. This amazing event features live music from Etouffee, fun doggie contests and activities, a beer garden and a doggie kissing booth. May 27, 11am-3pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. Game tokens 3 for $5. Community Healing Night Intuitive

readings, energetic healing, and bodywork in exchange for canned and dry foods in support of Neighbor Impact food bank. First Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. The Old Stone, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-389-1159.

Community Town Halls on Homelessness Learn more about the PIT count results

and discuss local implications and solutions. Those interested in learning more and in getting involved are encouraged to attend. May 31, 5:30pm. Health and Humane Service Branch - Warm Springs, Warm Springs. June 1, 5pm. Midstate Electric Community Room, 16755 Finley Butte Road, La Pine.

Dog Day in May Enjoy a 5k run/walk starting at 10; then join the festivities in the Village including amateur dog contests, Humane society adoptions and a variety of vendors. May 28, 11am-3pm. The Village at Sunriver, 57100 Beaver Dr. 541-636-7591. Free. Drawing Under the Influence Bring pa-

per, pen, creativity and draw under the influence! This DUI club is for anyone looking for some fun on a Sunday. Sundays, 6-9pm. JC’s Bar & Grill, 642 NW Franklin Ave.

Tai Chi A free Tai Chi class open to the Bend

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Teen Open Studio Come to explore a variety of media, make art and connect with other teens. Studio fee includes all materials and a facilitator to assist you in your process. Mondays, 3:305pm. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

Community centered on a gentle and basic form for Arthritis and Fall Prevention, but will introduce more aspects of Tai Chi as the class progresses. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 9:30-11am. Brooks Hall at Trinity Episcopal Church, 469 Wall St. 541-548-1086. Free.

West African Drumming Level 1

Learn traditional rhythms, and experience the

Race #1 of a 10-race series begins with a MultiGP Universal Time Trial course, UTT 1. Race against the clock and global competitors with your FPV-equipped multirotor. Details and sign up at the CORFPV Chapter of MultiGP. May 24, 6-8:30pm. Pine Nursery Park, 3750 NE Purcell Blvd. Free.

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Adventure Series: Get Confident: Safety and Judgment for Outdoor Adventurers. Review the ten essentials, determine what emergency supplies you need and talk through mock scenarios to practice your decision-making skills in difficult situations. May 31, 6-7:30pm. Peanut’s Gallery, 615 SE Glenwood Dr., Suite 107. 503-446-0803. $15.

brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits from David Visiko. A beginner class open to all. Mondays, 5:30-6:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.


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EVENTS Nashelle Spring Trunk Show All jewelry $45 and a $25 red hot bin. Invite friends and spread the word about the best Nashelle sale all year. Thurs, June 1, 10am-8pm. Nashelle Jewelry Old Mill Location, 661 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 1301. 458.206.4811.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Anyone can

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, micro-

chips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay & Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. A-1.

Re-Opening Spa Party Enjoy champagne tasting, complimentary chair massages, giveaways and more. May 27, 1-4pm. Pronghorn Resort, 65600 Pronghorn Club Dr. 541-693-5300. Free. Simply Bend Souvenirs Grand Opening Celebration! Starting May 25th, the side-

walk pop-up shop opens for the summer. A free Bend logo decal or car magnet given to anyone who follows us on Facebook or Instagram during that weekend. Drawings for free merchandise take place daily. Every 5 days, 11am-6pm. Simply Bend Souvenirs, NW corner of NW Oregon Ave. and NW Bond St. 541-390-6772.

Young Professionals Network This event features a small tank beer from 10 Barrel and Tranquilo Especial and wine with hors d’oeuvres. May 24, 5-7pm. The White Water Taphouse, 1043 NW Bond St. 541-382-3221. $5 Bend Chamber Members; $10 general public.

SENIOR EVENTS Pilates & Physical Therapy for Parkinson’s, MS and Stroke A five-session class for individuals with Stroke, Parkinson’s and MS. You receive the exponential benefits of improved flexibility, strength, muscle coordination and control, better posture and the end result is increased body awareness, independence and confidence. Thursdays, 2-3pm. Through June 16. True Pilates NW, 243 Southwest Scalehouse Lp. 541-241-6837. $75.

Senior Social Program Monday, Tuesday and Friday social hour. Wednesday soup/salad $2 from 11-12pm. Closed Thursday. Mondays-Tuesdays-Fridays, 10am-1pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. Tai Chi for Diabetes This ongoing, very

gentle class is starting over! Can be done seated, come join! Tuesdays-Thursdays, 8:45-9:45am. OREGON TAI CHI - TaiChi for Health, 1350 SE Reed Mkt Rd Ste 102. 541-639-9963.

Tai Chi for Parkinson’s & MS Walker,

cane and wheelchair ok. Certified and endorsed by the Council on Aging of Central Oregon. Thursdays, 1-2pm. Grandmaster Franklin, 1010 NE Purcell Blvd. 623-203-4883. $50/month.

MEETINGS Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for

friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo. org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

Alcoholics Anonymous If you want to

drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. Call Alcoholics Anonymous. Hotline: 541-548-0440.

Bend Chamber Toastmasters Develop and grow your public speaking and leadership

Central Oregon Lyme Disease Support Group Support group meeting for those

suffering from tick-borne illness. An outreach of Oregon Lyme Disease Network to help educate, and advocate with and for patients suffering from Lyme and other tick-borne illness. May 30, 4:155:15pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-321-6536. Free.

Emotions Anonymous EA provides a warm and accepting group setting in which to share experiences without fear of criticism. Through weekly support meetings, members discover they are not alone in their struggles. Wednesdays, 9:30am and Thursdays, 10:30am. Bend Church United Methodist, 680 NW Bond St.

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Evolutionary SELF-Healing Through guided imagery, you’ll learn how to tap into your internal power. Thursdays, 6:30-8pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-3908534. Free. Marijuana Anonymous Meeting Know

you need to quit, but can’t? Help is here. Share experience, strength, and hope with each other. Thursdays, 7-8pm. Serenity Lane, 601 NW Harmon Blvd. 503-567-9892. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United

Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-4808269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting

Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Wednesdays, 4pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-306-6844.

Socrates Cafe Group People from different backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method. Open to all comers. Fourth Thursday of every month, 6-8pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-7492010. Free. Spanish Club Spanish language study and conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free. Wednesday Night Kirtan Bring your

voice and your heart and join the Sol Alchemy community for an evening of Bhakti and Sacred Song. Wednesdays, 7-9pm. Through June 14. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-2854972. Sliding Scale: $10-$20.

Women’s Cancer Support Group For the newly diagnosed and survivors of cancer. For information call: Judy, 541-728-0767. Candy, 907-209-8181. Thursdays, 1-3pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. Free. Your Home, Your Forest The first panel - representatives from forest agencies discuss their roles in public interaction and maintaining the forest. The second panel - emergency service agencies discuss preparation, evacuation and the recovery process. May 25, 12:30-5pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd., Sunriver. 541-6040210. Free. Zen Discussion & Meditation A weekly lay-led Dharma discussion and meditation. Discussion 6pm, sitting/walking meditation 7-8:30pm. Mondays, 6-8:30pm. St. Helen’s Hall,, 231 NW Idaho St. 541-390-1220.  SW

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join in, regardless of experience! APA rules, winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

skills, whether you’re an executive, stay-at-home parent, college student or retiree. Wednesdays, noon-1pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.


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Try a Kindermusik class designed to help your little one's development on 5/31 at Cascade School of Music.

Animal Adventures Age 3+ years. Live an-

imals, stories, crafts with High Desert Museum staff. Wed, May 24, 1pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7050. Free.

Bend Elks Memorial Day Baseball Tournament A must attend event for youth

baseball teams throughout Oregon. Sat, May 27, 8am, Sun, May 28, 8am and Mon, May 29, 8am. Vince Genna Stadium, Fourth & Wilson Street.

Big Kids Yoga This class is for older kids who want to learn more of the fundamentals of yoga through more technical yoga games and a deeper exploration of postures and flow sequences. Wednesdays, 4-5:30pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6. Central Oregon Sundays Includes outdoor/ indoor aquatics and disc golf (when available). Must show proof of residence in Deschutes, Jefferson ​or Crook County​. Sundays. Through Sept. 3. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-5000. $19/person.

Children’s Yoga: Movement & Music

Designed for children aged 4-8, this class is a playful way of introducing children to the miracles of movement, yoga and music. Mondays, 4-5pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-322-9642. $10.

Cosmic Bouncing Get your glow on at

Bouncing Off the Wall! Join us for Glow in the Dark Family Fun Night! Wear white or bright clothing and bring glow sticks. Pizza and soda included for up to four people. Advanced registration required via website. Fri, May 26, 6-9pm. Bouncing off the Walls, 1134 Centennial Ct. 541306-6587. $20.

your little one (ages 1-2) develop mentally, physically, emotionally and of course, musically. Call to reserve a spot. 541-382-6866. May 31, 9:30am. Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. 541-382-6866. Free.

Kids Day in May Including games and activities that appeal to all age groups, including rock wall, petting zoo, face painting and more. For more information go to www.villageatsunriver. com/events or email events@alpine-entertainment.com. May 27, 11am-4pm. The Village at Sunriver, 57100 Beaver Dr. 541-636-7591. Free.

Kids Night Out- Mismatch Day Parentsdrop your kids (ages 3-10) off for a fun night while you go enjoy yourselves! The theme tonight is “Mismatch Day”. Kids can wear the craziest mismatched combination of clothes they can find! Dinner, snack, movie, craft and bouncing are all included. Advanced registration required via website May 27, 6-9pm. Bouncing off the Walls, 1134 Centennial Ct. 541-306-6587. $20. Kids ROCK(!) Choir Sing Bend is excited to introduce KIDS ROCK(!) CHOIR to Central Oregon. This is a place where kids ages 12 and under can come and sing their faces off with only one goal: to have a great time! No training, experience, or long-term commitment required to join. Mondays, 4:30-5:30pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-3798. $10. May Fun Run All money raised goes to activities and equipment to benefit students. Come on out to the LaPine High track on May 24th to support our community. May 24, 9:15-11:15am. La Pine Elementary School, 51615 Coach Road. 541-355-8000. Donations appreciated.

movement! This class encourages movement exploration and imaginary play, developmental milestones for this age range, while discovering inherent coordination, flexibility and fun! Fridays, 10:30-11:30am. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10 class drop.

Mini-Movers Simple movement games and explorations that help children discover inherent coordination, flexibility, musicality and fun! Aims to build beginning ideas of self- concept, creativity, choice making and communication through physical experience. Ages 1-3. Fridays, 9:15-10:15am. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10 class.

Early Learners Creativity Lab Bring the

Preschool Creativity Lab Witness the lim-

kids for a fun-filled hour of open-ended art activities designed specifically for the early learner. Children introduced to a variety of media and techniques through process-oriented exploration and investigation. Ages 0-5. Mondays-Wednesdays, 11am-noon Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. No phone yet. $10.

itless possibilities of what a preschooler can do when given the opportunity for open-ended art experiences. Children introduced to a variety of media and techniques through process-oriented exploration and investigation. Ages 3-5. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:30-11:30am. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10.

Family LEGO Block Party Kids + 1 gazil-

lion LEGOs = fun! Wed, May 24, 2:30-4pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541330-3760. Free.

School Story Time Get ready for kindergarten with stories and fun. May 26, 9:15am. Buckingham Elementary, 62560 Hamby Road. 541-617-7050. Free.

Free Kindermusik Class for Ages 2-3

Toddler Creativity Lab Specifically de-

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Come try a class designed to help your toddler (ages 2-3) develop mentally, physically, emotionally and of course, musically. Call to reserve a spot. 541-382-6866. May 31, 10:45am. Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. 541382-6866. Free.

Free Kindermusik Preview Class Ages 1-2 Come try a class designed to help

signed for toddlers to engage in age-appropriate open-ended activities. Children have the chance to explore a variety of materials in a safe and playful environment. Ages 1-3. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 9:15-10:15am. Through June 1. Base Camp Studio, 2531 NE Studio Rd. $10.


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ame after name. Page after page. On and on it goes. Name, drumbeat. Name, drumbeat. It’s easy to overlook the fact that U.S. troops continue to fight (and die) in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Especially right now, with national headlines sharply focused on the political turmoil in Washington, D.C. How often do we stop to think about our soldiers? When do we take time to remember those who perished?

“More people were aware of the doings of the Kardashians than of the loss that was occurring every day.” At the time, the media seemed fixated only on two numbers: Five years of war, and approaching 4,000 killed. “We knew that these two numbers said nothing about this pending ‘milestone’—for whomever was number 4,000,” she says. “That person was more than that; they most certainly were deeply loved and missed beyond

"To listen to the reading, even for a half hour, one can grasp —TRACY MILLER how wars truly do affects us all." Memorial Day’s upon us. Now is that time. For the 10th straight year, Tracy Miller of Bend has organized a somber, yet vital event to honor American servicemen and women who have lost their lives in those two countries. Volunteers will gather at Downtown Bend’s Troy Field on Monday to literally give them a voice. It’s a simple, touching ceremony. Participants read a list of the fallen soldiers’ names, ages and hometowns. After each one comes a drumbeat— each strike of the drum, a reminder of a lost heartbeat. Then comes the next name. And the next. Not until the final name is read does the tribute cease. Then silence. There are nearly 7,000 names. It takes 14 hours. Miller first organized the event in 2008. “The wars had fallen out of the national consciousness,” she says.

measure by a least one person. Most likely, many.” And that’s how Bend’s Memorial Day tribute began. One name at a time. Each one has a story, whether it’s reported or not. Miller recalls, in that first year, a woman who drove down from Madras to help read. Her brother, Christopher W. Dickison, had been killed in July 2005. The woman, Vicki Bellamy, waited for hours before taking her spot in front of the microphone. “Vicki read a few names before her brother’s,” says Miller. “Then she placed some photos of Chris in front of her and began to talk about him. No, not just a number. Chris loved dogs and helping people so his family started a memorial fund in his name— the proceeds of which go to the funding of a seeing-eye dog. Vicki was generous in sharing her pain with us and grateful that we wanted to help

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This Memorial Day, volunteers will again read the names and beat the drum for U.S. soldiers whose lives have been lost.

remember her little brother.” Even those of us without a personal connection can walk away from this event changed. “To listen to the reading, even for a half hour, one can grasp how wars truly do affect us all,” says Miller. “The names come from every state and territory in the U.S. We come to remember them for the sacrifice they made and the sacrifice we made in losing them. “They were us and we are less for

their absence.” Volunteers are still needed for this year’s event.  SW

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Promoting artists big and small in Central Oregon By Richard Sitts

Source Weekly: How did you get started in your career? Shannon Talbo: When I was 11 years

old, I met a wonderful man who helped to shape the direction of my career— Cameron Clark, the owner and founder of C3 Events, who had started the music series, Munch and Music, one year earlier. A group of my middle school friends and I joined him in his early years of bringing free live music and an incredible community event to Bend. It was there that I started my career in event production. I continued to work for Cameron and C3 during the summers, all through high school and college. After college, I moved to California, where I continued to work in events with the National Football League and other large companies. Three years ago, I began coming back to Bend for part of the year to work on the production of Munch and Music and the Clear Summer Nights concerts at the Athletic Club of Bend. Last year, we finally decided to move here full time. I am still traveling back to the Bay Area for work that I have there, but the lifestyle we have here makes it all worth it. SW: And now you have your own company? ST: Yes, I started my own company, but mostly for logistical purposes. For me, it isn’t about promoting my company; it is about promoting the events that I am a part of. It is incredibly rewarding to

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produce events and create opportunities for people in Central Oregon to come together and connect through music and live events. It can be stressful work, but in the end, that moment where I see fans truly loving their experience, it all becomes worth it. My mission as an event producer in Central Oregon is to create opportunities for the community to be entertained, inspired and connected. SW: What have been your best/worst experiences promoting concerts? ST: So many experiences that it is really hard to just mention one, but I have to say my greatest personal music experience was producing a Stevie Wonder show and having him ask me if he could play a small set for me before the show. I was able to sit right next to him for over an hour and experience a true musical genius. It was one hour of my life I will never forget. Of course, I have a few worst concert moments, as well, like being locked in a dressing room by a band manager, being screamed at by an artist for providing the wrong color limo, and almost having a show shut down because of power issues.

SW: What types of concerts have you put on, and what do you intend to promote from here on out? ST: Introducing new music, celebrating old music, and growing with the ever-changing trends in music is what makes this industry so wonderful to be a part of. There are fans for all types of music and I am constantly being educated and surprised by what moves people in this town. For the size of the town that we live in, we have an amazing music and live event scene, and the caliber of musicians that we see is pretty fantastic. I love that Bend has continued to grow in this way, and I love that I am a part of continuing this growth. SW: Who are your favorite performers you’ve worked with? ST: That’s a really hard question because I have so many favorites! In all honesty, 90 percent of the artists I have worked with have all been wonderful people. I would say two people who have really stood out to me and who I have had extra special experiences with are Bonnie Raitt and Snoop Dog.  SW

By Howard Leff

logical expectation of how bands behave, these delightful and rather mischievous guys (and gals) have, over the years, injected humor into harmony—and comedy into “a cappella.” (Words that generally don’t appear so close together.) But now, after 36 years, due mainly

to “logistical” reasons, the group’s current members are in the middle of their final road trip. What’s that? Not familiar with The Bobs? Then sit back and breathe in some sample lyrics from a song on their most recent (2013) album, “Biographies,” which allowed them to take the “formerly overdue idea of a ‘concept album’ off their bucket list.” It’s a collection of tunes about famous (and not-so-famous) historical figures, such as frozen food legend Clarence Birdseye: “Flash! Fresh frozen fish, for your freezer/Flash! Clarence Birdseye changed the industry—how’d he do it?” Yes, those really are words from a little ditty entitled “Clarence Birdseye Flash Frozen Food.” Brilliant, if not quite danceable. Luckily for us, the band’s current

lineup, Richard Bob, Dan Bob, Angie Bob and Matthew Bob, bring their nonsense…er, genius, to Bend one final time this weekend. (The very name “Bobs” comes from the dog show world—an acronym meaning “best of breed.”) A bittersweet time, yes, for all the men, women and frozen fish who have come to love these lovingly odd, but remarkably charming singers so deeply. Flash! We’ll miss them.  SW

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Fri., May 26, 8pm Tower Theater 835 NW Wall St., Bend Tickets $20-$40

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As Bend expands north and east, here are some pizzas, pastries and pubs to try right now

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10 Barrel opens second local pub

Cascade Alchemy received a gold medal for its Classic Vodka and a Silver and Best of Category medal for its Chai Tea Vodka from The American Distillers Institute’s 11th annual judging of Craft Spirits. The competition is considered the largest and most-respected judging devoted to craft spirits from makers both in the U.S. and around the world. To taste both of these award-winning spirits and discover some of their limited release products visit their distillery.

You may have noticed 10 Barrel’s gorgeous, new 60,000-square-foot building on the east side. The majority of that space will be used for brewing and packaging lots of beer, but they’ve left plenty of room for their new pub with lots of indoor and outdoor seating. Guess what else you’ll find at this new locale? Plenty of parking! Go ahead, do a little happy dance; we’ve all experienced the parking crunch at the Galveston location. If you want to be one of the lucky first people to gain access to the new facility and take a tour, buy tickets to their Central Oregon Beer Week Fancy Beer Pairing Party on Thursday, May 25. Tickets are available online for $30. The new pub officially opens to the public Memorial Day weekend, so make some time to check out their new space. It’s pretty damn cool. 10 Barrel East Side Pub 62950 NE 18th St., Bend

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Raganelli’s Pizza moves from Tumalo to Bend Tumalo residents have to be sad. After five years, Raganelli’s Pizza relocated to the east side of Bend, on the corner of Highway 20 and 27th Street. Patrick MacCrone, the owner and self-proclaimed chief pizza czar, channels his Italian roots to create stone oven pizzas with made-from-scratch dough and sauces topped with a signature blend of fresh shredded mozzarella and provolone. Locals rave about their fresh baked bread and huge calzones. You’ll find plenty of space to hang out in the restaurant or on the patio so stay a while and enjoy one of their 10 craft beers and ciders on tap. If you don’t have time to stick around, fill up your growler and grab your pizza to go or ask for a take-and-bake. Raganelli’s Pizza

547 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 107, Bend 541-647-2343 raganellispizza.com

Two distilleries bring home awards and a local favorite changes hands Cascade Alchemy wins multiple craft spirit awards

Brick Oven pizza takes the lead at The Backyard.

Cascade Alchemy New Restaurant: The Backyard Brick Oven & Pizza Pub

Midtown Market opens with bakery vibe and local charm

The Backyard is a new, family-owned pizza pub in a bright, modern space on the north side of town, just off of Boyd Acres. Their menu is full on comfort food: pizzas, sandwiches, deep-fried crispy appetizers and a huge selection of chicken wings. Almost all of these indulgences are made from scratch, including the pizza dough, sauce and dressings. They don’t use frozen vegetables, the meat on the pizza is hand sliced, and even the huge mozzarella sticks are hand cut, breaded and fried. Their pizzas, which have a gluten-free option, are crisp and the edges have that bubble burnt crust only possible with a brick oven. Check out the taco pizza; it may sound a bit weird but if you enjoy taco Tuesday and pizza night you won’t be disappointed. The Backyard atmosphere is family friendly, with plenty of high chairs and booster seats, and with 21 TVs, it’s a great space to chill out or meet for game day. They have a full bar with 16 beers and ciders on draft, four wines on tap and a signature cocktail menu with twisted classics. Happy hour is every day from 3-6pm and 9-close.

You may remember Bruno’s Grocery, Deli and U-Bake Pizza on NE Sixth Street, there for almost 40 years. Bill Kurzman (previous owner of The Village Baker) bought the place and now it has a new life as Midtown Market. Kurzman is fine-tuning his vision, but for now you can find fresh baked goods and a small market with craft beer, wine, frozen homemade soup, candy and a few bulk items such as nuts and granola. The vibe is totally chill, unpretentious and neighborhood friendly. The place may be unassuming but the baked goods are stellar. Kurzman experiments daily with variations on sweet and savory scones, cookies, muffins, hand pies, tarts, pretzels, bagels and bread sticks. The bread sells out quickly, so get there early. We’ll be keeping an eye on this place; it has so much potential. If we’re lucky Bill will be offering sandwiches soon.

The Backyard

63130 Lancaster St., Bend 541-306-6393 facebook.com/backyard.pizza.pub

Midtown Market

1709 NE 6th St., Bend 541-388-7955 facebook.com/MidtownMarketBendOR

20585 Brinson Blvd., Suite 5, Bend 541-647-4363 cascadealchemy.com

Oregon Spirit Distillers wins industry’s highest award Oregon Spirit Distillers Straight American Bourbon Whiskey took home Double Gold and Best Crafted Whiskey at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition (SFWSC). OSD co-founder Brad Irwin said, “This best-of-class award is the highest accolade in the spirits industry and is a testament to the hard work our team has put in and recognition for Oregon craft distilling.” Their bourbon is distilled in Bend using 100 percent Oregon-grown grain and barrel aged for four years. To taste this award-winning bourbon, visit The Barrel Thief Lounge downtown. The Barrel Thief Lounge at Oregon Spirit Distillers 740 NE 1st St., Bend 541-550-4747 barrelthiefbend.com

Primal Cuts Changes Hands After six years, the owners of Primal Cuts Market, Bryan Tremayne and Kim McNamer, have sold their small business to an employee and his family. Many locals enjoy buying their meat, having a tasty sandwich or pint and filling their growlers at Primal Cuts Market. The new owners plan on delivering the same quality products and service customers have come to expect. Primal Cuts Market

1244 NW Galveston, Bend 541-706-9308 www.primalcutsmeatmarket.com

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Time to break out of your downtown dining cycle and explore new options on the north and east sides, where you’ll find some familiar faces, and a new one.


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Delicious Root Recipes and Their Health Benefits Nutritional Therapy Practi-

tioner (NTP) Larissa Spafford shares her favorite recipes for preparing a wide variety of root vegetables. May 24, noon. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

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Dine Out to End Domestic Violence You

can help end domestic violence simply by having a meal. Dine at Global Fusion on May 26 and help Saving Grace support survivors of domestic and sexual violence. May 26, 11am-8pm. Bethlyn’s Global Fusion, 1075 NW Newport Ave.

Prime Rib Dinner Night Sundays, 5-9pm. Pronghorn Resort, 65600 Pronghorn Club Dr. 541-693-5300. $35.

BEER AND DRINK Wine Tastings Join every Friday and Saturday for tasty wine tastings. Fridays, 3:30-5:30pm and Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free.

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Brewing Co. & Kobold Brewing tastings at 5pm, and The Brothers Reed to perform at 7pm. May 24, 5-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. Free.

Central Oregon Beer Week Day 7 Three

Creeks Brewing Company, Sunriver Brewing Co. and Breakside Brewery tastings at 5pm, and Sunshine and Company to perform at 7pm. May 25, 5-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. Free.

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Six Pack 6 to 8

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Clyde and the Milltailors 6 to 9

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Single Malt Jazz 6 to 9

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PFriem Family Brewers, Boneyard Beer and Cascade Alchemy tastings at 5pm, and The Cutmen to perform at 7pm. May 26, 5-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. Free.

Central Oregon Beer Week Day 9 Silver Moon Brewing tasting at 5pm, Popcorn to perform at 7pm. May 27, 5-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. Free. Central Oregon Beer Week Day 10

Immersion Brewing and Kinzel and Hyde performing. May 28, 5-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. Free.

COBW Fancy Beer Pairing Party

We’ve brought a slew of fancy beers out of the cellar and paired each of them with hand-crafted appetizers. Sip on a Cherry Baltic Porter or a Huckleberry Grand Cru while listening to live music and contemplating the finer things in life. May 25, 6-9pm. 10 Barrel Brewing Co. Brewing Facility, 62970 NE 18th St. $30.

Deschutes Brewery Beer Flavors Class Ever wonder why beer has a “best by”

date? Or why some flavors are desirable but not in others? Come join Deschutes Brewery as we take you through an educational night all about beer sensory analysis. May 24, 6-8pm. Deschutes Brewery & Mountain Room, 901 SW Simpson Ave. $20.

happy hour aimed at bringing together different facets of the business community in one place to network, share ideas and further local businesses. Where beers and business collide. May 25, 5-7:30pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-388-3236. $25-$35.

Firkin Friday A different firkin each week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

Food Truck Fridays Flights, pints, fine

bratwurst, Belgian frites and European food truck cuisine provided by We’re The Wurst in a cozy and funky industrial brewery setting. Fridays, noon-7pm. Monkless Belgian Ales, 20750 High Desert Ln. Suite 107. 541-610-5098.

Galveston Pub Beer Pairing Dinner

Sunriver Brewing on Galveston Ave. has designed a special menu just for Central Oregon Beer Week. Contact the Galveston Pub at 541-4089377 for more details. May 24, 5-10pm. Sunriver Brewing Co. Galveston Pub, 1005 NW Galveston Ave.

Geeks Who Drink Trivia Eight rounds of

eight questions each with gift certificates for winning team. Six person teams max. Wednesdays, 7-10pm. Through June 14. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-323-3282. Free.

Green Drinks at Whole Foods Network

and learn how we can all live more sustainably with likeminded individuals and business owners. May 25, 5-7pm. Whole Foods Market, 2610 Highway 20. 541-385-6908. Free.

Immersion Anniversary Party with Precious Byrd and Object Heavy!

Great beer, label and bottle release event, giveaways, pig roast, pretzel station, local vendors, bouncy houses, live music and more. Check our website for music line-up. May 26, 4-10pm and May 27, 11:30am-11pm. Immersion Brewing, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 185. 541.633.7821. Free.

Industry Night We, the service industry, work

too hard! Come celebrate your weekend every Monday night with half off pool and $1 off all your favorite drinks! Mondays, 5pm-midnight. Duda’s Billiard’s Bar, 1020 NW Wall St. Suite B.

Meet the Brewer 21+. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. Currents at the Riverhouse, 3075 N Hwy 97. Free.

Tipsy Trivia Featuring craft cocktails, amazing food and trivia prizes for the best and worst. Thurs, May 25, 7pm and Thurs, June 1, 7pm. The Barrel Thief Lounge at Oregon Spirit Distillers, 740 NE First St. 541-550-4747. Free.

Trivia Night At Spoken Moto End your weekend on a high note and come down to Spoken Moto to test your knowledge against other teams to win prizes! Sundays, 6-8pm. Spoken Moto, 310 SW Industrial Way. Free to play. Whiskey Wednesday Featuring drink specials, whiskey samples, delicious food and a raffle with prizes! Wednesdays, 4-9pm. The Barrel Thief Lounge at Oregon Spirit Distillers, 740 NE First St. 541-550-4747. Free.

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t’s hard to believe, but Paul Arney has been producing some of Oregon’s most unique and complex beers for nearly six years now. It’s been a long road for him and his team at The Ale Apothecary, the unassuming little brewery off Skyliners Road that’s built its name on wild fermentation, longterm aging in oak barrels, and a dogged devotion to using strictly in-state ingredients. (“The only things I use that aren’t made in Oregon,” he says, “are the bottles and the corks.”) Before now, being able to enjoy Arney’s beers meant either tracking down bottles around Bend or joining the outfit’s Ale Club, a yearly subscription program that’s limited to 200 members. That’s no longer the case, thanks to The Ale Apothecary opening their long-awaited taproom a couple of weeks ago. It’s off SW Century Drive, a stone’s throw away from GoodLife Brewing building, and despite the lack of advertising it’s already turning into a happening spot. “We only spread the word a little so far,” Arney notes, “but in the two weekends we’ve been open, it’s been getting really busy in here. People are making the effort to discover this place, and it’s gratifying to see.” Visiting the taproom, which also serves as The Ale Apothecary’s barrel-aging storehouse (the actual brewing still takes place at Skyliners), it already has the atmosphere of a wellloved neighborhood place. The space features long communal tables, light fixtures made from old beer barrels, and large framed photographs depicting scenes from the brewery’s past. There are also mementos from where the inspiration for the brewery’s name came from: Arney’s great-grandfather

was a pharmacist who worked in rural Eastern Washington, and one wall in the bathroom is decorated with prescriptions for beer that he wrote for “patients” during Prohibition, one of the few legal ways to obtain alcohol in that era. Speaking of beer, this taproom is a bit different from the norm. Don’t bother asking for an IPA, for example, because The Ale Apothecary doesn’t really make one. For that matter, don’t ask what’s on tap, because there aren’t any. All their beers are bottle conditioned, allowing for natural carbonation and more complex flavors that are unlocked after further aging, and as a result, everything at the taproom is in bottles. There’s a wide variety of them for purchase for on- or off-site consumption, from the flagship Sahalie to the brandy and wine barrel-aged El Cuatro, and several beers are also available in four or eight-ounce pours. During the launch window, the highlight of these is a “Wet/Dry” version of (The Beer Formerly Known as) La Tache, a sister beer to Sahalie and the brewery’s lightest offering. Regular La Tache is dry-hopped, with hops added to each oak barrel to add more aromatics. For this batch, Arney took the additional step of transferring the beer into fresh hops harvested from the garden of assistant brewer Connor Currie. It was an experiment, and it’s paid off, producing an approachable but still refreshingly hop-forward beer. Ask for it by name when checking in, but make sure the taproom’s open first—the current hours are 2 to 7pm Thursday and Saturday, although Arney said that Friday hours are likely to be added for the summer season.  SW

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BALLOON RIDE!

Paul Arney’s wild-ferment brewery finally opens a taproom


“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul”

FILM SHORTS By Jared Rasic

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ALIEN: COVENANT: Ridley Scott dives back into the universe of his classic “Alien” franchise after 2012's disappointing “Prometheus.” This one looks much more keyed into the series' horror roots and should be a fun, nostalgic trip back to the xenomorph's home planet. Plus, James Franco is in this and watching him get killed by an alien is on my bucket list. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX. Redmond Cinema BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Disney is on a

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bit of a roll lately with remaking their classic animated films as big budget live action spectacles. This one stars Emma Watson as Belle and the smashingly handsome Dan Stevens (from “Downton Abbey”) as the Beast, while also featuring all of the same beloved songs from the original. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX,

BORN IN CHINA: Disney takes a look at the wildlife of China in this adorable documentary. Everyone likes baby pandas, of which this movie is bound to have several. It’s like a big budget, 90-minute Youtube video. Perfect. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX THE BOSS BABY: Here’s your chance to enjoy Alec Baldwin making fart jokes as a cute little animated baby. No, this isn’t him doing 90 minutes of his Trump impression. Instead, it’s a children’s story of a baby with the brain of a businessman. This one could go either way. Old Mill Stadium & IMAX, Sisters Movie House THE CIRCLE: With Tom Hanks basically playing

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GIFTED: Chris Evans finally has a chance to take

a step outside of the Captain America uniform to play a single father raising a child prodigy. He struggles to decide whether to give her a normal life or send her to a school for gifted children. Looks like a fairly typical tearjerker. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

GOING IN STYLE: A comedy/heist movie

starring Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman and Alan Arkin sounds like a great time at the movies, that’s no mystery. What is a mystery, however, is why Zach Braff from “Scrubs” is directing this? Sisters’ Movie House, Redmond Cinema

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2:

Marvel Studios strikes again with its most colorful and bizarre adventure yet. If you love Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Nebula, Rocket and Groot, then this is an unmissable addition to the cinematic universe. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House, Redmond Cinema

KING ARTHUR: Hollywood has struggled for decades to make a decent movie based on the story of King Arthur, and advanced word on this says they still haven't done it. Director Guy Ritchie is responsible for “Snatch” and the new “Sherlock Holmes” movies, so even if “King Arthur” is terrible, it will still be interesting to look at. See full review on p45. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House, Redmond Cinema RISK: From the documentarian who brought us

Steve Jobs in this thriller about a tech company that doesn’t understand the concept of privacy, it should be a no-brainer. The book by Dave Eggers is a great one, so the movie has promise. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

the absolutely astounding “CitizenFour” comes her next masterwork. This time she focuses on Julian Assange and Wikileaks and the controversy surrounding the man. This is a must-see for those fascinated by our current situation with the White House. Tin Pan Theater.

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SMURFS: THE LOST VILLAGE: Kids are

documentary about Jane Jacobs, an urban activist who fought to help preserve New York during the 1960s. A beautiful look at one of the greatest cities on the planet through the lens of a true American original. Tin Pan Theater

COLOSSAL: A giant monster movie starring

Anne Hathaway as a failed writer in middle America who has a strange connection to the giant beast in South Korea. A modern monster classic. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Tin Pan Theater

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: The Long Haul: The

probably very excited to see this next installment in the “Smurfs” franchise, but this looks pretty terrible. A bunch of poop jokes surround a story about a lost tribe of Smurfs. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

SNATCHED: What's really interesting about this

one (aside from the fact that director Jonathan Levine is a great filmmaker) is that it's Goldie Hawn's first movie in 15 years. Her presence, combined with Amy Schumer, Joan Cusack, Wanda Sykes and others, makes "Snatched" much more interesting than its pedestrian plot would signify. See full review on p47. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House,

series of kids’ books continues getting adapted in this latest installment of the franchise. This one focuses on a family road trip to Meemaw's 90th birthday party. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like shenanigans. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX.

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THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS: I unapologetically love these movies, and if you’re basing any sort of negative opinion just on the first few of the franchise, then watch numbers five through seven and be amazed. The action set pieces keep escalating with each film, so much that by the next film, don’t be surprised if our crew of badasses ends up in space. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE ZOOKEEPER’S WIFE: Jessica Chastain plays the loving wife of a zookeeper as the Nazis overtake Poland. She and her husband help hide fleeing Jews throughout their zoo. This one looks like a tearjerker. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX.

allergic to everything falls in love with the boy next door. It's been a while since a teenage romance was released, so this movie was bound to happen at some point. The trailers make it look awfully sweet. Like a toothache. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

this wall. This follows a U.S. soldier in the Middle East who is trapped behind a crumbling wall as sniper fire pins him down. Director Doug Liman started the “Bourne” franchise, so he knows his way around a tense shootout. This one looks exciting. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX


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"King Arthur" is a swing and a myth By Jared Rasic 45

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hy is it so hard for Hollywood to get the story of King Arthur right? Cinematic adaptations of Arthurian legend go all the way back to a 1904 silent film based on Wagner’s 1882 opera “Parsifal,” but very few of them have captured what makes the story special in the first place. Films like “Camelot” and “First Knight” languished in the doomed romance between Lancelot and Guinevere

Arthur pull the sword from the stone, but the fatal flaw of the movie runs too deep for it to recover. The characterization of Arthur is so miscalculated that even with a better actor than Charlie Hunnam in the role, it still wouldn’t have worked. Hunnam has screen presence to burn, but his range is so limited that whenever he’s asked to do anything other than glower, he seems

"There's still an inherent thrill in watching Arthur pull the sword from the stone, but the fatal flaw of the movie runs too deep for it to recover." while “Excalibur” and Clive Owen’s “King Arthur” focused more on the action and fantasy. “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” ignores the romantic angle completely and just goes for the epic action, but the film ends up just being hollow spectacle. There’s still an inherent thrill in watching

like a lost child playing dress-up. Those limitations worked OK for “Sons of Anarchy” because he was playing someone with shallow emotional depth, but he single-handedly hurt films including “Crimson Peak” and “Pacific Rim” with his lack of nuance and technique. This version of Arthur is a

reluctant hero who isn’t very likable in the first place. He’s part pimp, part thief and all snark, which might work in another story, but once his heroism kicks in, it’s too late to make a difference. There’s a douchey, dude-bro vibe to this Arthur that makes him very hard to root for. Director Guy Ritchie tries so hard to create memorable and original imagery, but it’s in service of a story we’ve heard a million times and characters lacking any sort of inner life. Jude Law chews all the scenery and carries the entire film on his shoulders as the evil king Vortigern. He elevates the movie every time he’s on screen, but Hunnam is such a blank slate that it’s not enough to keep the film consistently entertaining. “King Arthur” has some of the worst editing I’ve seen in a modern theatrical film in years. There’s no rhythm to the quick cuts, which leaves the story feeling like a half-remembered tale being told

by a kid with ADD, too excited to recount all the details. It’s almost like Guy Ritchie forgot all the lessons he learned from making “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” and “Snatch.” The flow of those movies worked with the quick edits and lightning fast dialogue, but Ritchie’s trademark style added to “King Arthur” makes the talented filmmaker seem like a very naked emperor. “King Arthur” is the granddaddy of all heroic journeys. It’s basically the template for Joseph Campbell’s “The Power of Myth,” which in turn is the blueprint for all modern screen writers. To screw up this story is to fail at the most basic tenets of storytelling. The king is dead. Long live the king. SW King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

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estranged and super-cautious mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn), to join the trip to the South American resort. In short order they get kidnapped and become lost in the jungle on a life-affirming and bonding adventure. Schumer follows all of her worst

Schumer follows all of her worst instincts in this film, playing up the ugly American cliché instead of showing some much needed humanity. “Snatched” tells the story of Emily Middleton (Schumer), a lazy and unsatisfied woman dumped by her boyfriend a week before going on an nonrefundable trip to Ecuador. Since she’s basically insufferably annoying, she can’t get anyone else to go with her on the trip, so she invites her mildly

instincts in this film, playing up the ugly American cliché instead of showing some much needed humanity. Even when she tries to have a “Very Special Serious Moment,” it plays as false and disingenuous. I’m starting to think either Schumer has become an acquired taste or she’s lost whatever

bit of originality she had on “Inside Amy Schumer.” It’s like she’s become a self-parody of the character that made her famous. Hawn hasn’t acted in a live-action movie in 15 years and her presence here is lovely. She looks beautiful and still has the effortless charm and intelligent gleam in her eyes that made her one of America’s sweethearts. Hawn and Schumer have a wonderful mother/daughter chemistry, and if they were working from a stronger script then the movie might have been a delight. Director Jonathan Levine has been responsible for several criminally underrated gems such as “50/50” and “All the Boys Love Mandy Lane” and he brings a strong visual signature to the film, but it can’t carry Katie

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Dippold’s threadbare script. I laughed twice throughout the entire film and even then it was reluctantly and with a little shame. Schumer does have a wonderful comic voice and it’s one that’s important in the male-centric world of comedy. If she can hone that voice to become essential once again, then comedy will be all the better for it. As it stands, she needs to find a new vehicle that doesn’t require her to be a garbage person for the fourth or fifth time in a row. SW

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ometime after her popularity exploded during the first season of her show, Amy Schumer became not just the most popular female comedian in years, but also a feminist icon almost overnight. She fought back against misogynist culture by not allowing the typical body shaming of the Hollywood elite to change her looks, and her sex-positive stand-up material trumped any attempt at slut shaming. Over the last year or two, Schumer has become a bit of a one-trick pony. In the same way that Lena Dunham skewers East Coast white privilege, Schumer punches lower by basically playing a selfish, white trash garbage human in her movies and stand-up. Every punchline celebrates her love of sex, food, selfies and everything in between without ever trying to be likable or relatable. This brand of humor worked well for “Trainwreck,” but starting with this year’s “The Leather Special” stand-up show and continuing into “Snatched,” her attempts at being shocking have become boring and predictable.


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Sisters Stampede The largest mountain bike event in the Pacific Northwest and fun for all ages. The event features the Peterson Ridge Trail System with limited Climbing and smiles for miles. May 28, 9am. Peterson Ridge, 291 E Main St., Sisters. Steel Road Bike Group Ride No-drop

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Moms Running Group All moms welcome with or without strollers. 3-4.5 mile run at 8-12 minute mile paces. This is a fun and encouraging group for moms of all running levels. Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-3173568. Free. Move it Mondays We occasionally carpool for a trail run, light-permitting. Runs are between 3-5 miles, paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Sustainable Trails 101 with Woody Keen Love running Bend’s trails and want to

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go of other things and build up a team around me?” Metivier is a self-described type-A personality who used to be driven to the point of self destruction—something many athletes can identify with. Dealing with several long term injuries has helped her turn that drive into something that will ultimately benefit herself and make herself better, instead

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f you walk past Renee Metivier around town, you might not look twice. She’s a petite woman with blonde hair, usually in pigtails. The look doesn’t necessarily scream “badass,” but if you talk to her for a couple minutes you’ll quickly learn that Metivier is a lady boss who is apologetically up front about her accomplishments.

of hobbling her. When she had her bone reconstruction she insisted on not using anesthesia because it can hinder healing, so she had a nerve block in her leg and was awake and talking during the entire surgery. She sequestered herself and slept as much as she could for the five days following her surgery and then she was back on her feet and trying to find ways to continue her training without hindering healing. Metivier has learned that if you don’t look out for yourself, you can’t help yourself improve, nor can you help out the people around you. “I need to take care of myself now, because I want to be on the starting line when I’m 80,” Metivier said. “I’ve had to pick myself up and start over from scratch many times.” In the athletic world there’s a lot of focus on ‘strong and sexy’ or ‘pushing through the pain,’ but not a lot of emphasis on recovery, Metivier observes. Ultimately though, if you don’t give yourself time to recover improvement will be harder or even impossible. “Even though it doesn’t seem bad ass, you can do way more bad ass things if you can take care of yourself,” Metivier emphasized. Besides being a successful runner and business owner, Metivier wants to inspire people. There were many people in her life who told her maybe running wasn’t her thing, or that being a pro runner isn’t a full time job, and she wants to destroy those and other preconceived notions that might be holding people back. “People telling someone else ‘no’ is what I want to fight,” she said. “And I’m one of those unstoppable forces when I have a vision!”  SW

Local professional runner Renee Metivier has come back from numerous injuries, including a broken leg.

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Metivier is the co-owner of Recharge, a Bend gym that focuses on every part of training, from coaching to strength training to recovery. The recovery part is especially convenient for Metivier, since she’s also a pro runner—one who has dealt with a whole host of ailments and is recovering from a broken leg. An unfortunate slip on the ice during a bad winter isn’t the only injury Metivier has had. “I’ve had a lot of injuries and I used to take that as a part of life, but I realized it doesn’t have to be that way,” Metivier said. In 2011 Metivier was struggling with an achilles tendon injury, and after months of fighting it and running below her full potential, she decided her options were either to stop running competitively or do something extreme. She decided to go the extreme route, and went to the U.S. Olympic Training Center in Sweden for surgery. From there she worked with a whole host of doctors, physiotherapists and trainers. “There is just so much positive energy there—it was like, ‘What can we do to make you even better?’,” Metivier explained. “That was where my homeostasis really happened.” Less than two years after her surgery, and after people told her maybe she just wasn’t built to run, she ran the Chicago Marathon, where she placed eighth with a time that is in the top 10 female debut times in U.S. history. Her all encompassing recovery is what inspired her to open Recharge. “I wanted to build a place based on research, not gimmicks, and I wanted it to have the best therapies but also be affordable,” Metivier says. Running a business, even one that she loves and one that complements her training, still can take a toll. “I work at a recovery center but I still need to take care of myself,” she said. “What am I really good at— where should I be? And where can I let

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HALF MARATHON • 10K • 5K • HAPPY LITTLE KIDS RUN Welcome to the Seventh Annual Bend Happy Girls Run: Half Marathon, 10K & 5K Run—we look forward to celebrating with you at the finish line!

It all started when an all women's running group in Bend wanted to experience true feelings of accomplishment and camaraderie. This is what inspired the Happy Girls Races. Their original idea has grown into a race series with runs in Bend, Sisters and Spokane, WA. Last year over 3000 women celebrated a healthy lifestyle, building friendships and achieving goals throughout the Happy Girls Race Series. It’s a race for everyone—some are challenging themselves with their first half marathon, 10K or 5K run, while others are seasoned runners, excited for a new experience. Whether you are visiting Bend from other parts of the country or are from right here in Central Oregon, we welcome you. A very special thank you to all of our sponsors, especially our title sponsor: Fleet Feet Sports, and our presenting sponsor: Subaru of Bend. It is with the generous support of our sponsors that races like Happy Girls are possible. -The Lay It Out Events Team

HOW TO REGISTER Register online by visiting the HappyGirlsRun.com website. Online registration will remain open until Midnight on Thursday, May 25th. Late registration will be available at the Girls Night Out & Packet Pickup at Riverhouse on the Deschutes from 3-7 pm on May 26th and on race day, May 27th until 15 minutes prior to race start at Riverbend Park.

AWARDS AND PRIZES AWARDS CEREMONY AND POST RACE CELEBRATION Our Happy Girls post race celebration features beer, cocktails, cider, delicious catered food, inspiring music, yoga and good times with your fellow runners. Bring a change of clothes and plan to stay for a bit to revel in your achievements! During the awards ceremony, prizes will be awarded to the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Overall and Masters winner in the 5K, 10K, and Half Marathon. Ribbons will also be awarded to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place for all age groups listed below. Come to the information tent to pick up your ribbons! • Delicious gourmet post race food by Bethlyn’s Global Fusion. • Cocktails provided by Crater Lake Spirits and beer provided by 10 Barrel. Please remember that Oregon State law requires all participants to have a current form of ID on them, while consuming alcohol. • Festive Music – BOOGIE DOWN!

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A local DEQ fine DEQ issued Contact Industries a $6,600 penalty for allegedly performing unlicensed asbestos abatement

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work at its facility on North Main Street in Prineville. DEQ stated the company employees removed approximately 185 square feet of sheet vinyl flooring from the site in November. Later testing showed the flooring material contained asbestos. According to DEQ, Contact Industries notified DEQ of the asbestos disturbance and a licensed asbestos abatement contractor arrived to assess and decontaminate the affected area. However, DEQ says the company violated state law by conducting an asbestos abatement project without being a licensed asbestos abatement contractor and without notifying DEQ. The company is said to have also mishandled asbestos-containing material and failed to properly manage and secure that material.

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make that even more deadly, there is no known safe level for human exposure to asbestos. Therefore, contact with any amount of asbestos should be avoided. Symptoms from asbestos-related problems may take several years to develop. The most common asbestos-related lung disease is asbestosis, a serious, progressive, long-term non-cancer disease of the lungs caused by inhaling asbestos fibers that irritate lung tissues and cause the tissues to scar, which makes it difficult for oxygen to get into the blood. A Portland DEQ fine Then there are the chemicals getting into our environment. DEQ recently issued a $6,421 civil penalty to Solaicx, Inc., a company that manufactures and

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sells solar arrays, for failing to comply with the monitoring requirements of their permit for the facility located on N. Leadbetter Road. in Portland. According to DEQ scientists, the facility failed to collect monitoring data for iron discharge in the 2015 and 2016 monitoring period. They are required to sample and monitor storm water to ensure discharges meet the benchmarks set forth in their permit. (To make everything work as planned, the system that protects water quality in Oregon is highly dependent upon permittees complying with the monitoring requirements of the permits.) Without consistent and accurate data, DEQ and the public can’t determine whether permittees are complying with pollutant limits. To make it even worse, having a limit to how much pollutants can be legally discharged into our environment is already a serious risk, no matter how you look at it. That, from a scientific viewpoint of unwanted medications, drugs and required environmental monitoring is why it is so vital to pubic safety that there is an agency set up to collect and destroy chemicals and medications for public health. Our tax money going to a place that protects us from ourselves.  SW

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once again, investors guide the decisions. Many of these larger builders have introduced lower priced homes, but they are not true entry-level homes. During the recent recession, many starter level homes were foreclosed and in turn purchased by investors and converted into rentals. This has contributed to the current housing shortage of homes for first time homebuyers in terms of existing home inventory. While building permits have been increasing the past year, single-family construction is said to be 18 percent below 25-year historical averages. With the market not meeting demand, coupled with the rental housing shortage and skyrocketing housing costs for owners and renters, many are looking at government to help solve this crisis by regulating the housing market more closely. Solutions include inclusionary zoning, rent control and easing credit terms for buying homes. Hopefully, everyone will be able to get together and come up with a solution, but it has been excruciatingly slow.

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Shevlin Landing MLS#201609716 - $824,990 • Address: 62709 NW Imbler Ct. – Lot 11 • 4 beds, 3 baths, modern design with a 3-car garage info@shevlinlanding.com / www.shevlinlanding.com Listed by Shevlin Landing

Pioneer Park Condominium 1565 NW Wall Street #118 $243,000 Beautiful condo next to Pioneer Park is close to the river and downtown Bend. Comes fully furnished with an active vacation rental license. Maria Halsey, Broker 541.788.0876 Listed by My Lucky House

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hile we are feeling the effects of the national entry level housing shortage in Bend, we aren’t seeing builders jumping onboard in big numbers to build starter level homes. The demand is definitely there for smaller, starter-type homes, as evidenced by local sales statistics of homes priced $300,000 and under. Millennials and renters desire to be homeowners, but their purchase level is far below that of previous generations. According to a recent CNBC article, the reason builders are not running to meet demand for starter homes is profitability. The middle market has experienced most of the recovery from the recent recession. The rising prices in the middle market have also affected the price of land, which is a major cost builders must recover. A smaller home generally means a smaller profit margin. Many of the larger homebuilders also have public stockholders who are concerned primarily for profit on their investments, and this is an added constraint. One would expect large-scale homebuilders to take a lead in meeting market demand, but


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I have this disturbing pattern. I’ve dated three different guys, each of whom said he didn’t want to get married, wasn’t ready, whatever. But then, the next girl they met…BAM! Walking down the aisle. Why am I marriage boot camp but never the one the guy marries? --Aisle Seat

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It’s depressing when the only place you’re ever “registered” is at the DMV. There’s a reason you suspect your experience is a meaningful pattern, and it’s the same reason people think they see the Virgin Mary in their toast. Our minds are meaning-making machines. We evolved to be deeply uncomfortable with uncertainty -- probably because an uncertain world is a more dangerous world. Say a man hands you some blue liquid in a glass. You’re all, “Hmmm…should I drink that or take it home in case I ever need to dissolve a dead body in the bathtub?” We figure out what things are by looking for patterns -- ways that the things match up to things we’ve encountered before. So, regarding that blue liquid, yes, Drano is blue, but it isn’t sold in a martini glass and garnished with a tiny paper umbrella. Also, bartenders keep their job by having you pay your tab, not having you carried out in convulsions by a couple of EMS dudes. Although our mind’s tendency to recognize patterns helps us quickly identify threats and opportunities, it often does this too quickly and on too little evidence. Neuroscientist Michael Gazzaniga and psychologist Daniel Kahneman each caution that our mind is so intent on having things be concrete that when we’re faced with ambiguous or incomplete information, it will invent a tidy explanation to fill in the blanks. Your mind may be doing that now in seeing a meaningful pattern in guys sweeping you off your feet and then, like that annoying shopper who’s just reached the register, their going: “Ooops…don’t want this one. Gonna run and grab the other one. Sorrreeeeee!” However, epidemiologist and stats ninja Sander Greenland reminded me that just because we’re prone to see a pattern where there is none doesn’t mean a particular pattern (SET ITAL) isn’t (END ITAL) meaningful (as opposed to occurring randomly -- by coincidence, like if you tossed a coin and got heads three times in a row). One way you figure out whether something is due to coincidence or is a real effect

is by having lots of examples of it. If you’d dated 10 men who’d left you to marry somebody else, it might say something. Might. But three? Greenland points out that in looking at what seems to be a pattern, “we tend to forget the times it (SET ITAL) didn’t (END ITAL) happen (like before we started noticing the claimed pattern).” Also, if you believe there’s a pattern -- that you’re a sort of fruit bin where men go to ripen -maybe you start acting differently because of it, coloring your results. (Self-fulfilling prophecy kinda thing: “Why try? He’ll be outta here anyway.”) In short, maybe this is a meaningful pattern or maybe it is not. What you can explore is whether there are patterns in your behavior that could be tripping you up. There are three biggies that research suggests can be relationship killers. B l a t a n t Boy-Chasing: Men often claim they like it when women ask Amy Alkon them out. However, research suggests that this may permanently lower a woman’s worth in a man’s eyes. Men value women who are hard to get, not those who eagerly pursue them -- sometimes with all the subtlety of a golden retriever chasing a hot dog down a hill. Being Hard To Be Around: A review of research on personality by psychologist John M. Malouff finds three characteristics that are likely to eat away at a relationship: neuroticism (a psych term for being nervous, chronically distressed, and volatile), a lack of conscientiousness (being disorganized, unreliable, and lacking in self-control), and disagreeableness (being an unpleasant, egotistical, hostile and argumentative mofo). The Undercooked Man: Behavioral science research supports the evolutionary theory that women -- even today -- prioritize male partners who can “invest” (a preference that men coevolved to expect). For example, marriage researchers Barbara Dafoe Whitehead and David Popenoe find that “men want to be financially ‘set’ before they marry.” Career attainment and stability are likely a major part of this. So, unfortunately, a relationship with a man in transition can end up being a sort of FEMA tent on the road to permanent housing. Ultimately, instead of deeming yourself death row for “happily ever after,” try to choose wisely and be a valuable (rather than costly) partner. That’s really your best bet for eventually walking down the aisle -- and not just to hear, “Do you take this woman … till the last of your nine little lives do you part?”

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Generation Kill” is

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In your mind's eye, drift back in time to a turning point in your past that didn't go the way you'd hoped. But don't dwell on the disappointment. Instead, change the memory. Visualize yourself then and there, but imagine you're in possession of all the wisdom you have gathered since then. Next, picture an alternative ending to the old story — a finale in which you manage to pull off a much better result. Bask in this transformed state of mind for five minutes. Repeat the whole exercise at least once a day for the next two weeks. It will generate good medicine that will produce a creative breakthrough no later than mid-June. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You're being invited to boost your commitment to life and become a more vivid version of yourself. If you refuse the invitation, it will later return as a challenge. If you avoid that challenge, it will eventually circle back around to you as a demand. So I encourage you to respond now, while it's still an invitation. To gather the information you'll need, ask yourself these questions: What types of self-development are you "saving for later"? Are you harboring any mediocre goals or desires that dampen your lust for life? Do you tone down or hold back your ambitions for fear they would hurt or offend people you care about? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "Dear Dream Doctor: I dreamed that a crowd of people had decided to break through a locked door using a long, thick wooden plank as a battering ram. The only problem was, I was lying on top of the plank, half-asleep. By the time I realized what was up, the agitated crowd was already at work smashing at the door. Luckily for me, it went well. The door got bashed in and I wasn't hurt. What does my dream mean? -Nervous Virgo." Dear Virgo: Here's my interpretation: It's time to knock down a barrier, but you're not convinced you're ready or can do it all by yourself. Luckily, there are forces in your life that are conspiring to help make sure you do it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As long as you keep Syria, South Sudan, and North Korea off your itinerary, traveling would be food for your soul during the next 28 days. It would also be balm for your primal worries and medicine for your outworn dogmas and an antidote for your comfortable illusions. Do you have the time and money necessary to make a pilgrimage to a place you regard as holy? How about a jaunt to a rousing sanctuary? Or an excursion to an exotic refuge that will shock you in friendly, healing ways? I hope that you will at least read a book about the territory that you may one day call your home away from home.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): By now I'm sure you have tuned in to the rumblings in your deep self. Should you be concerned? Maybe a little, but I think the more reasonable attitude is curiosity. Even though the shaking is getting stronger and louder, it's also becoming more melodic. The power that's being unleashed will almost certainly turn out to be far more curative than destructive. The light it emits may at first look murky but will eventually bloom like a thousand moons. Maintain your sweet poise. Keep the graceful faith.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Life is inviting you to decode riddles about togetherness that could boost your emotional intelligence and earn you the right to enjoy lyrical new expressions of intimacy. Will you accept the invitation? Are you willing to

transcend your habitual responses for the sake of your growth-inducing relationships? Are you interested in developing a greater capacity for collaboration and synergy? Would you be open to making a vulnerable fool of yourself if it helped your important alliances to fulfill their dormant potential? Be brave and empathetic, Sagittarius. Be creative and humble and affectionate.

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an HBO miniseries based on the experiences of a reporter embedded with American Marines fighting in Iraq. Early on, before the troops have been exposed to any serious combat, they're overflowing with trash talk. A commanding officer scolds them: "Gentlemen, from now on we're going to have to earn our stories." Although you are in a much less volatile situation right now, Gemini, my advice to you is the same: In the coming weeks, you'll have to earn your stories. You can't afford to talk big unless you're geared up to act big, too. You shouldn't make promises and entertain dares and issue challenges unless you're fully prepared to be a hero. Now here's my prophecy: I think you "will" be a hero.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): "In youth we feel richer for every new illusion," wrote author Anne Sophie Swetchine. "In maturer years, for every one we lose." While that may be generally true, I think that even twenty-something Capricorns are likely to fall into the latter category in the coming weeks. Whatever your age, I foresee you shouting something akin to "Hallelujah!" or "Thank God!" or "Boomshakalaka flashbang!" as you purge disempowering fantasies that have kept you in bondage and naive beliefs that have led you astray.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): "There are no green thumbs or black thumbs," wrote horticulturalist Henry Mitchell in a message you were destined to hear at this exact moment. "There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who get on with the high defiance of nature herself, creating, in the very face of her chaos and tornado, the bower of roses and the pride of irises. It sounds very well to garden a 'natural way.' You may see the natural way in any desert, any swamp, any leechfilled laurel hell. Defiance, on the other hand, is what makes gardeners." Happy Defiance Time to you, Aquarius! In the coming weeks, I hope you will express the most determined and disciplined fertility ever! PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I believe it may be the right time to tinker with or repair a foundation; to dig down to the bottom of an old resource and consider transforming it at its roots. Why? After all this time, that foundation or resource needs your fresh attention. It could be lacking a nutrient that has gradually disappeared. Maybe it would flourish better if it got the benefit of the wisdom you have gained since it first became useful for you. Only you have the power to discern the real reasons, Pisces — and they may not be immediately apparent. Be tender and patient and candid as you explore. ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Sin" is a puerile concept in my eyes, so I don't normally use it to discuss grown-up concerns. But if you give me permission to invoke it in a jokey, ironic way, I'll recommend that you cultivate more surprising, interesting, and original sins. In other words, Aries, it's high time to get bored with your predictable ways of stirring up a ruckus. Ask God or Life to bring you some really evocative mischief that will show you what you've been missing and lead you to your next robust learning experience. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Attention, smart shoppers! Here's a special spring fling offer! For a limited time only, you can get five cutesy oracles for the price of one! And you don't have to pay a penny unless they all come true! Check 'em out! Oracle #1: Should you wait patiently until all the conditions are absolutely perfect? No! Success comes from loving the mess. Oracle #2: Don't try to stop a sideshow you're opposed to. Stage a bigger, better show that overwhelms it. Oracle #3: Please, master, don't be a slave to the things you control. Oracle #4: Unto your own self be true? Yes! Unto your own hype be true? No! Oracle #5: The tortoise will beat the hare as long as the tortoise doesn't envy or try to emulate the hare.

Homework: How could you change yourself to get more of the love you want? Testify by going to RealAstrology.com and clicking on "Email Rob." © Copyright 2017 Rob Brezsny

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WELLNESS EVENTS 15 Dimensional Chakra Exploration Class Explore our 15 dimensional Chakras in

this 15 week course. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30pm. Through June 20. Gayle Zeigler, Pilot Butte Area. 925-366-3091. $225 or can pay weekly.

Anti-Inflammatory Living: Foods that Heal Inflammation Come join us for an in-

Communicating for Life Join Bryn Hazell

for a fun and interactive series of classes that raises awareness of unhelpful communication habits and teaches skills to transform them. Mondays, 6-7:45pm. Through June 26. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200. 541-350-6517. $65. Sliding scale available in case of financial hardship.

Community Healing Flow A gentle flow

class by donation with all proceeds benefiting the Humane Society of Central Oregon. Fridays, 5-6:15pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-322-9642.

Compassionate Communication: The Basics Are you struggling with a disagreement

or miscommunication you would like to resolve? Learn how to translate criticism, judgment, and blame into a caring and connecting discussion. Sat, May 27, 9am-noon. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200. Sliding scale.

Diabetes Prevention Program The goal is to make lifestyle changes which include healthy eating and physical activity. Tuesdays, 1-2pm. Through June 6. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-322-7446. Thursdays, 1-2pm. Through June 8. Mike Maier Building, 1130 NW Harriman. 541-322-7446. Free.

Fearless Living: Tools for a Joyous Life Gain control over your energy levels, wor-

ries, anxiety, improve sleep, refine and update thought patterns, and grow your confidence in new situations. Wednesdays, 10:30am-noon and 6:30-8pm. Through June 7. Riverside Wellness, 2955 NW HWY 97 #200. 541-600-4651 ext. 103. $169/series; or $39 supplies + $25 drop-in.

Free Yoga Keep your body and mind healthy

and well. Tuesdays-Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:45-8:30am. Plantae, 2115 NE Hwy 20 Ste 107. 541-640-8295. Free.

Women’s Full Moon Lodge A sacred space for women to circle and to experience, celebrate and harness the creative power we hold. Wednesdays, 7-9pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-285-4972. $10.

Healing from the Heart Highlighting vari-

ous energy modalities to raise food for Neighbor Impact. In Yoga Barn - accessible from the alley in the rear of property. Wednesdays, 2:306:30pm. Through June 7. Blissful Heart, 29 NW Greeley St. 503-201-5980. Free.

Healing Vibrations Meditation Group

Learn tools to transform old, limiting beliefs into life-affirming patterns. Tune into your heart and tap into your highest good. No experience required. Sundays, 6:15-7:15pm. Yogalab - Justyn Livingston, 550 SW Industrial Way, Suite 170. 541-731-3780. Sliding scale $8-20.

Laughter Yoga Proven to reduce stress

and increase health, it’s a great team-building activity leaving your group energized and relaxed, allowing motivation and cooperation. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 8-9am. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541330-004. Free.

Men & Stress Learn the causes of stress and reduce the negative effects of stress. Let go of anger, manage anxiety and improve relation-

Morning Yoga Join us for a free, weekly vinyasa flow class open to all levels of yoga experience. Mats will not be available to rent, so please be sure to bring your own. Mondays, 8:30-9:30am. Through Sept. 25. OutsideIN, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3569. Free. Peak Pregnancy & Women’s Health

Come to this free clinic on pregnancy and women’s health for safe exercise in pregnancy, prevent back pain and post-partum issues. RSVP at 541-923-0410. May 24, 6:15-7:15pm. Peak Performance Physical Therapy - Redmond, 450 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-923-0410. Free.

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Practice Groups (Compassionate Communication/NVC) Through practicing

with others, we can learn and grow using real life experiences to become more compassionate with ourselves and others. Some NVC experience necessary. Tuesdays, 6-7:30pm and Wednesdays, 4-5:30 and 6-7:30pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200. 541-3506517. Free.

Recovery Yoga Wherever you are on the road of recovery, this yoga class offers a safe and confidential place to explore how meditation, pranayama (breath work), journaling, and yoga can aid in your recovery and enhance your life. Thursdays, 7-8pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. By donation. Reset your Body on the Path to Greatness Topics covered include improving digestive function, effective detoxification, reducing toxic exposure, skin aging, cellular rejuvenation and epigenetics. Thurs, May 25, 6:30-8pm and Thurs, June 1, 6:30-8pm. Brave Collective, 133 Century Blvd. 541-312-6697. $15/class.

Restorative yoga Restorative yoga formulas guide you to enhance well being using yoga props, including sandbags. Reservation required to attend. Mondays-Sundays, 10:30am-12:30pm. Nicole Williams, 1245 SE Division Street. 541848-9156. First class $5, class card prices vary. Tai Chi Grandmaster Franklin has 50+ years

of experience, practice and knowledge. The focus of his teaching is on the individual. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 9:45-10:45am. Grandmaster Franklin, 1601NW Newport Ave. 623-203-4883. $50. Tuesdays, 1-2pm. La Pine Parks & Recreation, 16406 First St. 541-536-2223. $30.

Tuesday Performance Group All ages and ability levels welcome. Sessions led by Max King, one of the most accomplished trail runners in the country. Email Max for weekly details and locations: max@footzonebend.com. Tuesdays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. Free. Yoga 5 Week Intro Course Learn poses

safely and with attention to correct alignment for maximum benefit. Balance, strength, flexibility and mindfulness. yogaofbend.com. Thursdays, 6-7:15pm. Through May 25. Iyengar Yoga of Bend, 660 NE Third St. Suite 5. 541-318-1186. $55 or $15 drop-in.

Yoga for 50+ Life is already fast paced. Yoga

doesn’t need to be! Learn to practice safely and still engage in poses vigorously. Detailed instruction and attention to alignment bring one into the present moment in mind, body and spirit. yogaofbend.com Mondays, 11am-12:15pm. Iyengar Yoga of Bend, 660 NE Third St. Suite 5. 541-318-1186.

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spirational 4-week group nutrition series to help you get started into an anti-inflammatory lifestyle. Mon, May 29, 5:30-7pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 520-820-4226. $120/all 4 classes, includes materials.

ships. Call Dan Anderson, M.A. to reserve your place 541.390.3133 or email: dan@anderson-counseling.com. Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Old Mill District, Upper Terrace Drive. 541-390-3133. $25/week.


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SMOKE SIGNALS

By Josh Jardine

Can You Spot the Fake Review?

You’ve heard of fake news. But what about fake reviews? Test your cannabis knowledge here.

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s I’ve mentioned in previous columns, I receive a fairly large number of items for review. And no, not all of them are cannabis products. (Begging the question, what the HELL, Oregon cannabis community?) So this week, we are going to knock out reviews for a bevy of items, with the understanding that one of these is fake. Can you figure out which one?

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When I saw the shipping label for this, my first thought was “Is this a cannabis based S&M/spanking tool?” But thankfully, I was wrong, mostly due in part that those things don’t exist, and that’s a stupid idea. In reality, Canna Smack is a line of hemp-infused lip balms and body and skin creams. It’s high quality stuff, free of parabens, gluten, sulfates, THC and cruelty, made in the U.S. Weed-strain flavored lip balms include Blue Dream, Pineapple Express and Maui Wowie. The company is womanowned and Utah-based, and has a very cool list of core company values. You want to support a worthy small business that has some great products? Of course you do. Smooth lips and skin rule. cannasmack.com

No, not the Oregon-based coffee shop. And not the Black Keys’ side project with a cavalcade of hip-hop stars (Check that out, though. It’s called Blakroc. You’re welcome.) This small business, also based in Colorado, makes on-the-go stash kits for flower and dabs. (Not that your repurposed sandwich baggie with papers, weed and a lighter doesn’t look badass and totally pro, it does, really.) But hear me out. These things are sweet. These sturdy soft-sided zipper cases allow you to select your own implements for consumption, or build upon an existing kit. Mine came with a credit-card-sized all metal weed grinder card, a bat, papers, a mini silicone mat for prepping dab hits, a dabbing tool and tiny medical grade silicone boxes called “pebbles,” which are smell proof and hold flower or concentrates. They offer a two-year warranty on all their products. Up your cannabis case game, playa. blackrockog.com

RES CAPS We all have our own ideas as to what constitutes our own Fourth Circle of Hell, and along with having our current Dictator in Chief in power, cleaning glass pieces is mine. I’ve created entirely new curse words during the comedy of errors that emerge when I pour cleaning fluids into my bong/glass pipes, then shake them and sadly attempt to cover all openings with my hands. Fluids that are now infused with bong gunk sprays everywhere, I shriek, the cat goes tearing out of the room. It’s not pretty. Thankfully, the folks at Colorado -based Resolution must have heard my screams of anguish, because they sent me these simple but insanely useful Res Caps. The sets of silicon caps come in three sizes, and as the website states “ allow you to universally stretch and seal for an airtight fit over glass water pipes, steamrollers and other glass accessories.” You can also use them for travel and “scent blocking,” because sometimes you don’t want to smell like a bong. They come in three colors, and a set will run you $16. I should have thought of these myself, but I did not. resolutioncolo.com

BRO-B-GONE This locally made product fills a gaping need in the cannabis community. We’ve all found ourselves in a session with at least one backwards baseball cap-wearing Brohaim who breaks the mood with his endless monologue of how dank the five pounds he grew from a single HPS light are, and how mad terpy these dabs he keeps talking about but never loads into the rig are. (Did he just do your dab? He did, for the third time.) Simply spray a few spritzes of this all natural formula made from essential oils of feminism and extracts of racial/gender political discourse and watch them scramble to collect their backpacks and bail. Repeated applications may be necessary if said bro is a roommate.

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THE REC ROOM Crossword “Snappy Comebacks” Get your return on investment.

By Matt Jones

Pearl’s Puzzle

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Fill in every row, column, and 3x3 box with each of the letters exactly once.

N O R T H

F I L E

The highlighted letters read left to right and top to bottom will complete the quote:

“You're not drunk if you can ______ without holding on.” - Dean Martin

ANSWER TO LAST WEEKS PUZZLES

ACROSS

DOWN

1 Horseshoe-shaped fastener

1 Lyft competitor, in most places

6 Center of attraction, so to speak

2 Bauhaus song “___ Lugosi’s Dead”

11 Like some answers

3 “Don’t bet ___!”

14 Judge’s place

4 ___ Soundsystem

15 Kazakhstan range

5 Stanley Cup org.

16 Marriage starter

6 Sailors’ uprising

17 Gloss over, vocally

7 “A Little Respect” synthpop band

18 Grab a belief?

8 They get greased up before a birthday

20 Pizza ___ (2015 meme)

9 A.L. Central team, on scoreboards

21 Disturbance

10 Schnauzer in Dashiell Hammett books

23 Low tattoo spot

11 Swear word?

24 Bar tests?

12 “Hello” singer

26 Holes in Swiss cheese

13 Completely, in slang (and feel free to chastise me if I ever use this word)

27 “M*A*S*H” character’s cutesy Disney Channel series?

19 Calendario starter

31 Four-award initialism

22 Slick stuff

32 Charmed

24 Frequent chaser of its own tail

36 The whole thing

25 Mt. Rushmore loc.

37 Airwaves regulatory gp.

27 Make a mad dash

40 Planetarium depiction

28 Give creepy looks to

41 Call for Lionel Messi

29 Tattled

42 Northern California draw

30 “Snatched” star Schumer

45 One of four on a diamond

33 Word before kill or rage

46 Brothel owner on a pogo stick?

34 “Let It Go” singer

50 Word in multiple “Star Wars” titles

35 Consider

53 Neighbor of Morocco

37 “Learn to Fly” band ___ Fighters

54 Acid in proteins, informally

38 Barry Manilow’s club

56 ___ District (Lima, Peru beach resort area)

39 Increasingly infrequent dashboard option

57 Maggie Simpson’s grandpa

43 Full of complaints

60 Queen of paddled boats?

44 Political placards in your yard, e.g.

62 Injured by a bull

45 Sheep’s sound

64 Ginormous

47 Made out

65 The first U.S. “Millionaire” host, to fans

48 Miracle-___ (garden brand)

66 Bring together

49 “Goodbye Pork Pie Hat” bassist Charles

67 Part of IPA

50 Brand name in the smoothie world

68 Having lots of land

51 Server piece

69 Ford Fusion variety

52 Morose song 55 Gumbo veggie 57 Uninspired 58 B in Greek Philosophy? 59 Genesis setting 61 DOE’s predecessor 63 It comes after twelve

“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.” - Steven Wright

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