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Q: Where does Judah Friedlander get the caps he wears on 30 Rock?

the Hamptons-set drama (ABC, Sept. 30). Spoiler alert! Forget Daniel—meet Emily’s new love interest and learn about their romantic future at wetpaint.com/revenge.

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ington on the drama Scandal (ABC, Sept. 27). Does she have a real interest in politics?

Revenge revealed that Emily Thorne’s mother is actually alive. Who got the part? —N. Bowen,

Nalcrest, Fla.

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50, who starred in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, will play the unstable mother of Emily Thorne (Emily VanCamp) on

—Viola M. Troup, Tex.

Q: Jim Parsons plays

A: Yes; in addition to being an ofﬁcial surrogate for the Obama campaign, Washington, 35, was appointed to the President’s Committee on the Arts and the Humanities in 2009. “I participate not as a celebrity but as an American,” she says.

—Jeff Lesemann, Lafayette, La.

A: The Texas native, WALTER SCOTT ASKS …

Zooey Deschanel

New Girl was last year’s surprise comedy hit. Did you expect such success after only one season?

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genius Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory (CBS, Sept. 27). What are his real-life academic credits?

She stars as the quirky Jess Day on Fox’s New Girl (premiering Sept. 25), a role that earned the 32-year-old actress her first Emmy nomination.

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—Kiefer Sutherland,

who survived his share of crazy explosions on 24, is more than an action hero on the supernatural series Touch (Fox, Oct. 26)

Q: I love Kerry Wash-

—Ali Rodger, San Diego

old actor, who plays trucker-hat-wearing Frank Rossitano on the NBC comedy (starting its ﬁnal season Oct. 4), makes them himself, creating slogans for each episode. “I have hundreds now,” he says. Enter for the chance to win a cap signed by Friedlander at Parade .com/hat.

IT’S AMAZING THAT I’M STILL ALIVE!”

No! I just loved the character so much and hoped other people would, too. She’s really optimistic and responds differently to the world. You sing the show’s theme song. Did you help write it? I wrote the melody. I wanted the show to have a

catchy theme song, so I took a crack at it. I love old theme songs. Mary Tyler Moore and Welcome Back, Kotter are my favorites. Bangs have become your signature look. Would you ever consider a new hairdo? I’m pretty much all

bangs and eyes! I grew my bangs out before, but I don’t feel like myself if I don’t have them. Send your questions to Walter Scott at personality @parade.com or P.O. Box 5001, Grand Central Station, New York, N.Y. 10163-5001.

39, has an undergraduate degree from the University of Houston and a master’s in classical theater from the University of San Diego, where he studied at the Old Globe theater. Parsons also boasts two Emmys and a Golden Globe award.

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love that dress on you,” Hayden Panettiere tells Connie Britton. “You look beautiful,” Britton replies, smoothing a lock of Panettiere’s hair. From the mutual admiration on display at PARADE’s photo shoot, you’d never know these two play bitter rivals on the ABC series Nashville (Oct. 10, 10 p.m. ET), set in the world of country music. In this Star Is Born–esque saga, Britton plays Rayna Jaymes, whose Queen of Nashville crown is being knocked sideways by slumping music sales and the rise of a pop country upstart named Juliette Barnes—who’s popular even with Rayna’s own kids. Panettiere plays Barnes, who is as talented as she is ambitious but who’s trying to keep a lid on her deeply troubled family life. “The music industry looks at them in very different ways,” says Britton, 45, who’s thankful she hasn’t had Rayna’s career arc. (Her Emmy nominations in the past three years, for Friday Night Lights and American Horror Story, prove just the opposite.) “I want to make sure we don’t imply that the minute a

woman turns 40 the business leaves her behind, because that’s certainly not my experience. But there is a difference in perspective on the kind of stars these two women are, and that’s really authentic.” For her part, Panettiere, 23, says that playing a “snotty, disrespectful” starlet is both a stretch (“It would be mortifying if anyone thought that was me in any way”) and a blessing. “I’m not going to lie—after Heroes, it was an uphill battle to be seen as anything besides the sweet, all-American cheerleader,” she says. “A project like this that allows me to both sing and act is a dream come true.” The two stars, who perform songs written by Lee Brice, Elvis Costello, and others, were put through the kind of musical paces normally reserved for American Idol contestants. Britton worked ﬁrst with a vocal coach, then with renowned record producer T-Bone Burnett (husband of Nashville creator T H E Y WA L K T H E L I N E

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Callie Khouri) for four hours daily. “I’ve said ‘What did I sign myself up for?’ just about every day,” she says with a laugh. “The first time people had to hear me sing, I was absolutely about to vomit.” Panettiere flirted with a pop career in her teens but admits she’s “always had very bad stage fright”; she studied entertainers like Carrie Underwood and relied on a choreographer to get her moves Grand Ole Opry–ready. Depicting Music City accurately was a major focus for Khouri (an Oscar winner for her Thelma & Louise screenplay). “I don’t know if the world understands how much of a [convergence] point Nashville is,” she says. “There are so many different types of music and people there. It’s a magical place.” The city, where the show is being ﬁlmed, is looking forward to its network close-up. “It’s injected millions into the economy,” says Mayor Karl Dean. “There is also an excitement and energy from having the actors here.” Britton relocated with her two dogs and 19-monthold adopted son, For behindEyob, a move she the-scenes video describes as “chalof the stars at our cover shoot, lenging. But I felt go to Parade.com we had no choice /nashville but to shoot in Nashville.” Those who know the city well may glimpse some locals in the bands, as well as musicians like J. D. Souther, who plays a country legend named Watty White. While the series’ setup pits veteran against ingenue, the drama soon expands beyond that: Love triangles brew, a sinister father machinates, a marriage is tested, sympathies realign. “We’ve seen a lot of female relationships done wrong,” says Britton. “Our goal is to do it right.” THE TV PREVIEW CONTINUES ON PAGE 8

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Elementary CBS, Sept. 27, 10 p.m. ET This modern take on Sherlock Holmes pairs a New York–based version of the cerebral sleuth (Jonny Lee Miller) with a female Watson (Lucy Liu), his sober companion. Don’t expect sparks to ﬂy, though— at least not right away. “A romance in a crime series can limit where you’re going,” says Liu. “But I don’t think [the producers] said never.”

Made in Jersey CBS, Sept. 28, 9 p.m. ET Loved Working Girl? Janet Montgomery channels some of Melanie Grifﬁth’s streetwise sass as a Garden State local launching her career at a posh Manhattan law ﬁrm. “It’s about having the right mix of her being different but [not] a caricature,” Montgomery says of her character.

MATTHEW PERRY “It’s no secret I’ve spent a lot of time in the last 15 years talking about my problems in [therapy] circles.”

POST–MODERN FAMILY SITCOMS Guys With Kids NBC, Sept. 26, 8:30 p.m. ET From executive producer Jimmy Fallon comes a show about three 30-something pals (Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, and Zach Cregger) dealing with fatherhood, despite having some growing up to do themselves. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Tempestt Bledsoe play two of the guys’ long-suffering spouses.

666 Park Avenue ABC, Sept. 30, 10 p.m. ET A young couple (Dave Annable and Rachael Taylor) agree to manage the Drake, a luxury building with a sinister history. Terry O’Quinn and Vanessa Williams (below) are its mysterious owners. “We play evil well,” Williams says with a laugh.

As Ryan King, a sports talk radio host forced into a support group following the death of his wife, Matthew Perry is surrounded by hilarious misﬁts on Go On (NBC, Tuesdays, 9 p.m. ET). “These are quirky people who normally wouldn’t mix, but they need each other,” he says. “I wasn’t looking to do a comedy, but this gave me one of the most dramatic scenes I’ve ever had to play, and when you read something good, all other designs go out the window.”

Ben and Kate Fox, Sept. 25, 8:30 p.m. ET A well-meaning troublemaker (Nat Faxon) moves in with his type A sister (Dakota Johnson) to help

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The CW, Oct. 16, 9 p.m. ET Mamie Gummer stars as a med school grad who ﬁnds that life at her new hospital brings out old insecurities, especially when she’s faced with a former teen tormentor. Though she’s the daughter of Meryl Streep, Gummer can relate. “High school never seems that long ago,” she says.

NBC, Tuesdays, 9:30 p.m. ET A gay couple (Andrew Rannells and Justin Bartha) enlist a single-mom surrogate (Georgia King) to bear their child; Ellen Barkin (below left with Rannells, King, Bebe Wood, and Bartha) costars. Though the story line has already generated controversy, “everybody has people in their family who are represented in these characters,” says cocreator Ryan Murphy (Glee).

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The Mob Doctor Fox, Sept. 17, 9 p.m. ET To pay off a family debt, a Chicago surgeon (Jordana Spiro, above right) moonlights as a physician for the South Side Maﬁa. “This didn’t feel like a medical procedural to me,” Spiro says. “There’s something down and dirty about the mob world that I like.”

Vegas CBS, Sept. 25, 10 p.m. ET In this ’60s-set drama, starring Dennis Quaid as real-life sheriff Ralph Lamb and Michael Chiklis as his mobster adversary, the early days of Sin City are resurrected—including the famed Fremont Street. Today, it’s known as the Fremont Street Experience and includes light shows, casinos, and hotels under one canopy. But in the series re-creation, “it has a cowboy ﬂavor and represents western themes and ideals,” says executive producer Cathy Konrad.

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