MUSTSEE SUMMER SEXXX GAMES RESULTS REVEAL WHAT GAY MEN REALLY WANT IN CINEMA

BY JACK DAVIS

All summer, MrMan.com has been pitting Hollywood’s best male sex scenes ever filmed against each other in what they are calling the Summer SexXx Games. They started with 64 famous scenes, broken up into two general categories: mainstream scenes with big celebrity names but no real sex, and authentic sex scenes from independent gay cinema.

Mainstream highlights found in the initial roster of competing scenes included Alexander Skarsgard and Ryan Kwanten’s implied oral sex in True Blood, Harry Styles and David Dawson’s steamy scene in My Policeman, Murray Bartlett and Lukas Gage’s viral moment in The White Lotus, and Josh O’Connor and Alec Secareanu’s incredible hookup in a field in God’s Own Country. Explicit highlights included the iconic threesome in Shortbus, retro gay porn superstar Casey Donovan’s wild antics in Boys In The Sand, and Madonna’s ex, Tony Ward, actually masturbating in Hustler White.

Bartlett and Gage’s scene was quickly booted in the second round of voting, as were Skarsgard and Kwanten. Harry Styles, arguably one of the biggest celebrities in the world right now, didn’t even make it past the first round. His scene with and David lost to Hustler White.

So, what can we glean from the result of the Summer Sexxx Games? Big celebrity names are no match for real sex on film. Of the four scenes that remained in the fifth round of voting, three featured real sex. The fourth scene, Sense8 star Max Riemelt’s simulated gay sex in Free Fall, made it to the fifth round but was voted out of the sixth and final round of voting.

As studios become increasingly comfortable featuring gay male sexuality in their big budget projects, perhaps they should take a lesson from the independent gay film industry and add a bit of authentic sex in their films. According to MrMan.com, it is what gay men want in cinema.

Watch all competing Summer SexXx Games scenes at https://www.mrman.com/bracket

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