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MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO RAPING STUDENT CAMILLE BROUARD AND LUCY HOLT

A 24-year-old Sheffield local has admitted to raping and sexually assaulting a young woman in Endcliffe Park. Jamie Seaton, of Burrowlee Road, Owlerton pleaded guilty to rape and two counts of sexual assault by penetration at a hearing at Sheffield Crown Court on Tuesday 30th September. The incident occurred in the early hours of Saturday 10th May, as an 18-year-old student was walking home from a night out with friends along Endcliffe Vale Road. Seaton grabbed and forcibly dragged the young woman to the nearby woodland area in Endcliffe Park, Hunter’s Bar. CCTV footage studied by South Yorkshire Police showed how Seaton followed the student from West Street, over 1.5 miles and approximately 30 minutes walk away from where the attack took place. Seaton was arrested as a suspect on Wednesday 14th May, and was then charged with rape and two counts of sexual assault on Friday 16th May. He was remanded in custody until 29th October, whilst pre-sentence reports were carried out and examined. During the court hearing, which lasted for half an hour, Seaton only spoke to confirm his age, name, and address. He was denied bail by the board of magistrates. Another person was arrested in connection to the crime on 13th May, before Seaton was taken in, but the 32-year-old man was soon released on bail. The crime was reported to the police

within one hour of the incident, which occurred at 4am. South Yorkshire Police soon launched an investigation, which included interviewing those living near the park door-to-door for details and witness evidence. Detective Inspector Claire Mayfield, who led the initial investigation, said of the crime after it happened: “This was a terrifying attack on a young woman who was making her way home after spending the evening with friends.” Detective Constable Jessica Hawley, who led the investigation into Seaton’s attack, made a statement after his guilty plea: “Incidents like this are rare but they have a profound and lasting impact on victims. This was a violent and terrifying attack and I would like to praise the victim for the tremendous courage and dignity she has shown throughout the investigation.” Speaking of the traumatic and longlasting emotional damage caused by crimes of this nature, she added: “the fact Seaton pleaded guilty to the offence and did not force the victim to relive her ordeal in court is some small consolation. “South Yorkshire Police takes all reports of rape extremely seriously and will work tirelessly to bring offenders to justice. We have specially-trained officers in place who work with victims from the moment a rape is reported, gathering every piece of evidence in order to secure a conviction,” she stated.

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SHEFFIELD STUDENT DODGES DEATH TWICE

CAMILLE BROUARD AND ANNABEL TWIST

Environmental student Krystle Morley, currently studying at Sheﬃeld Hallam University, managed to narrowly escape death twice this summer. “Car sized” boulders came crashing down on her twice whilst she was climbing Franz Joseph glacier in New Zealand. Having returned to University this September, Morley is feeling a new zest for life after her ﬁrst experience of ice climbing, a

long-term ambition inspired by her love of travelling and adventure, went dreadfully wrong. Morley commented that for the main part of the expedition “trying to do vertical climbing whilst holding onto ice axes was painful!” but added that it was also “really good fun”. Her small group, including an experienced climbing guide and two Australian climbers, ascended up Franz

Joseph within a matter of hours, blissfully unaware of the lurking dangers. Waiting on the helipad for her ride home, Morley took a photo of the beautiful mountain scene behind her, eager to share her experience with those back home. She added: “we’d taken our crampons oﬀ, our helmets oﬀ, we were all getting ready to be taken away.” Soon after she heard a

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loud, thunderous, rumbling sound, coming from nearby. She recalled: “There was a clear blue sky, so we didn’t think it was thunder. I thought maybe someone was shooting or blasting up the valley.” It was at this moment that her pleasant, ﬁrst experience of ice climbing rapidly changed into a desperate ﬁght for survival.

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SHEFFIELD STUDENT SOLVES ROWLING’S RIDDLE CAMILLE BROUARD

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SHEFFIELD UNIVERSITIES A REAL PLUS FOR LGBT+ STUDENTS LUKE RENWICK

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A RECENT ‘Gay by Degree’ guide has rated both Sheffield universities amongst the most gay-friendly in the country, according to LGBT+ activist charity Stonewall. ‘Gay By Degree’ grades universities against a checklist containing 10 different criteria. The University of Sheffield scored 9 and Sheffield Hallam University scored 10. Sheffield Hallam University scored only 6 out of 10 in the previous guide, improving this year on: engagement with the wider community, providing explicit welfare support and information for LGBT+ students, student sexual orientation monitoring, anti-homophobic bullying policy, and mandatory staff training.

UNIVERSITY OF Sheffield PhD candidate Emily Strong has “deeply impressed” famous Harry Potter series author J.K. Rowling, by successfully answering her riddle about an upcoming project. The riddle concerned the highly anticipated film Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, a spin-off set in the same universe as the popular Harry Potter novels and films. The anagram puzzle read: “CRY, FOE! RUN AMOK! FA AWRY! MY WAND WON’T TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE”. The author posted it on her Twitter profile on 6th October to the delight and confusion of her fans, who number over 3 million on Twitter alone. Rowling sent out hints to her head-scratching followers, detailing tweet by tweet more information about the puzzle, such as: “There’s only one sentence hidden in the anagram, it is written in natural English and it concerns Newt Scamander”, the protagonist of Fantastic Beasts. She also tweeted to correct wrong answers throughout the day, including some amusing attempts sent by hopeful Potter fans: “An example of something it doesn’t say: “I brung bick Harry. U gladd. Me go wurcke now. No speak.” Emily Strong tweeted Rowling almost a day after the release of the riddle with the correct guess: “Newt Scamander only meant to stay in New York

for a few hours.” The famous author replied excitedly two minutes later: “YES!!!!!!!!!!!! People, we have a winner!” Rowling messaged Strong personally to say: “You are hereby christened the One True Hermione of Twitter. I’m deeply impressed, that really wasn’t easy!” Strong posted a screenshot of the message online to share with fellow fans. The story was reported on by TIME magazine, who said in their article about Rowling and Strong: “The anagram, according to TIME’s own interactive anagram solver, does indeed check out.” Strong also revealed how she solved the riddle in an exclusive interview with Always J.K. Rowling, an unofficial fan page dedicated to the author. Some may be disappointed that the puzzle didn’t allude to new stories concerning Harry Potter and his companions, but Strong was very pleased with the reactions from friends, university faculty members, and the media to her riddle solving skills and Harry Potter knowledge. She joked: “What a crazy night! Nerdiness paid off eventually. I think #onetruehermione might be on my CV from now on.” The avid J.K. Rowling fan describes herself on her online profile as a “professional nerd and science geek with a love for making, baking, knitting, stitching, all things Potter and sci-fi adventures”.

Tracey Lancaster, Director of Corporate Affairs at Sheffield Hallam University, said in a recent statement: “I am proud to be able to celebrate the news that we have marked so highly in this year’s Stonewall Gay By Degree guide. We will continue to do all we can to reinforce our commitment in this area.” Chair of the University of Sheffield LGBT+ committee Jack Spall said: “We are very proud to have done so well on the Gay by Degree guide! So much work has been put into making our university LGBT friendly by previous committees and we hope that this year we can continue this work and build on it further!”

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THIEF NABS LAPTOP THROUGH STUDENT’S OPEN WINDOW CAMILLE BROUARD

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AN OPPORTUNISTIC thief stole a student’s laptop by taking advantage of an open window. The crime took place on September 25th in a large student house near Endcliffe student village. The student left their room for 30 minutes, during which the laptop was taken. PC Robert Kenney, South Yorkshire Police representative for Sheffield universities, tweeted about the incident two days later. He called it a “genuine crime”, adding that a neighbour witnessed a person acting suspiciously near where the burglary occurred. The police call these burglaries ‘walk-ins’ or ‘sneak-ins’. An opportunistic thief searches an area, testing doors and windows. In the last 12 months, 30% of student-related burglary crimes occurred when a window or door

was left unlocked or open. PC Kenney added: “Every statistic is a person, and these burglaries can ruin lives.” Officers have been checking student areas like Crookes and Broomhill for locked doors. They’re attempting to lower the number of burglaries by reducing thieves’ chances. PC Kenney said: “For many new students it’s their first time living away from home, so they’re not used to having much responsibility. Saying these things may sound condescending, but the message is simple: make sure your windows and door are locked when you leave the room, and keep your valuables out of sight.”

Hallam opens new £27m building KAI PIERCY

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SHEFFIELD HALLAM University’s new £27 million facility is now in full operation, after work began on the site two years ago. The Heart of the Campus, Collegiate Crescent, which is open to both students and staff, is a three-story development home to the Law, Politics, Sociology, Psychology, and Criminology departments. The building, covering 7,200 square metres, has been revamped with a number of amenities, including lecture theatres, sensory labs and interview rooms. Extra steps have been taken to provide a welcoming, relaxed, and social atmosphere for students. The ‘Granary’ cafe, rooftop gardens, and informal learning areas are some of the facilities available. The environment is also a central aspect to the building’s development, with the inclusion of solar panels, a reactive glass ceiling, and geothermal powered heated flooring. Christopher Tipping, a local artist, was at the forefront of the artistic development with the outside of the building decorated in woodland designs. Before Collegiate Campus’s inception, the area was a deer reserve, and the carving of a stag into the side of the building emphasises how Sheffield Hallam University is embracing the history of the area.

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Sheffield venues vow to tackle sexual harrassment

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Plan to demolish popular student pub faces backlash

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LAST MONTH The University of Sheffield unveiled its 10-year ‘Campus Masterplan’, a plan to develop and improve buildings, roads, and walking and cycling routes around campus. The Masterplan has also revealed the possible demolition of the University Arms pub, to make way for these changes. This has already sparked controversy among students at the University. An online petition named ‘Save University Arms!’ gained over 1,700 signatures in three weeks. The petition was created by Harry Matthews, a physics student at the University of Sheffield and Liberal Democrat candidate for Crookes. Matthews was also involved in a demonstration

held outside the pub by the University of Sheffield Liberal Democrats on Wednesday 1st October. Feeling strongly about the possible demolition, he said: “The University must now listen to students and guarantee the future of the University Arms. Its demolition would be a great loss to students, staff and residents.” Keith Lilley, Director of Estates and Facilities Management at the University of Sheffield, stated in response that the demolition has not been decided on yet. “No firm decisions have been taken and the consultation currently underway gives everyone in the University community and the city the chance to have their say”, he said.

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OVER 20 pubs and clubs in Sheffield have signed up to the Good Night Out campaign, launched in the city on 29th September. These venues include both University unions, Plug, The Leadmill, Corporation, The Harley, DQ, West Street Live, Soyo, Dempseys, and Tiger Works. Good Night Out (GNO) is the first nationwide coordinated campaign for safety on nights out concerning sexual harassment. The campaign raises awareness about harassment and assault, and makes clear the boundaries between acceptable and un-acceptable behaviour on nights out. It also aims to let victims know they have the power to report incidents freely, and without judgement, to staff at venues that have pledged harassment will not go unchallenged on their premises. Sheffield campaign co-ordinator Steph Ratcliffe said: “Good Night Out will ensure that unwanted bum pinching, boob grabbing and inappropriate comments are dealt with consistently. It will remind everyone that this behaviour is not welcome in Sheffield”. 250 posters on the backs of every male and female toilet in participating venues make certain that the issues of low-level “normalised” and more

serious harassment are forefronted. The posters read: “we want you to have a good night out. If something or someone makes you feel uncomfortable, no matter how minor it seems, you can report it to any member of staff and they will work with you to make sure it doesn’t have to ruin your night.” All staff in the GNO agreed venues will receive training. Ratcliffe said this will include “no questioning how much [the harrassed person] has had to drink or what they are wearing - it sounds obvious but it still happens unfortunately”. As well as from the clubs and pubs involved, the campaign also has the full support of Paul Blomfield MP (Sheffield Central), who said: “we must have zero tolerance for any form of harassment”, and hopes more venues will sign up to the campaign.

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THE BIG QUESTION

BY AMY DONNELLY

Are student societies are ripping us off?

OVER THE SPACE of a three year degree you will see thousands of pounds bounce in and out of your bank account, fluctuating to no end; with degree and living costs you could see fifty three thousand pounds vanish from your potential future earnings simply to achieve a degree to bolster those earnings to a reasonable level. Tuition fees, rent, bills, books, transport, food, nights out, and whatever else we students find to spend our money on, are constant drains on our ever dropping bank balances. But yet, after all this, student clubs and societies still find it in their hearts to add to the strain. Without naming and shaming any society in particular, why is it apparently acceptable to charge a student twenty pounds for the privilege of being able to say ‘I belong to’ said society, to then extort further money throughout the year for nights out that will involve making awkward small talk with people that you may, or may not, see ever again? Societies do allow you to get to know new people that you may not otherwise have met. But why are some so expensive for what is on offer? If a society were to offer Go-Kart lessons or motorbike derbies a high cost for joining would be understandable. But societies who don’t really provide much and only offer opportunities to spend further money: what is the expensive joining fee all about? Other societies can operate successfully without any joining fee whatsoever, so it’s baffling that this isn’t always the case for societies who mostly centre on organising nights out.

University is a once in a lifetime experience. We should definitely make the most of it, grab every opportunity, and try new things. But it shouldn’t cost any more than it has to - just having to pay nine thousand pounds a year for an undergraduate degree is more than enough.

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SPARE COMPUTER?!

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COMPUTERS ARE an everyday necessity for people around the world and without them we would be lost. People have become so dependent on computers, whether it’s for browsing random things on the internet, online shopping or studying for a degree, computers are constant in many people’s lives. So why is there never any available to use in the university library? The library is always full to the brim of students on the computers, but very rarely are they doing work. I’ve seen people watching funny videos on YouTube or listening to the latest Number 1 in the music charts. The amount of girls that use the library as a room to online shop is endless and I wouldn’t be surprised if you caught boys having a cheeky look at porn and giggling to themselves. I don’t condemn these people for using the computers for these things because like them I online shop and endlessly watch YouTube videos (minus the porn) but when they are taking up a computer that is needed for educational use that’s when it starts to get irritating! It’s not just the students that take up all the computers for unnecessary use, it’s the random astray of baggage and jackets that claim a seat. So many times have I gone over to what I thought was a spare computer to find a jacket

taking charge of the seat without a body in sight. Whoever it is that leaves their stuff there for hours must be a very trusting person. But, when a jacket is taking over the chance for you to work you know there is an issue. I say all this but I’m sure I’m probably guilty of all these things (again minus the porn) so I don’t really have room to talk. I don’t believe there are enough computers in the library to accommodate to the vast amount of students, whether doing work or not there still should be enough computers on campus for the students to use. We are spending £9000 a year after all….

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A Good Ed On His Shoulders Ed Sheeran is sitting in his dressing room in Melbourne Cricket Ground. In the background, Tom Jones can be heard soundchecking. “WE’RE SINGING the Prince song, Kiss, together,” says Sheeran, “but we’ve already rehearsed that.” The night before, Sheeran and his new pal Jones - who performed together in Australia last week went out for a few glasses of wine, and 74-year-old Jones regaled 23-year-old Sheeran with stories of appearing in The Simpsons and hanging out with Elvis Presley in Las Vegas back in the day. This is the world in which Sheeran now lives, where rather than him seeking out the biggest names in music to learn from, they request an audience with him. Elton John asked to perform with Sheeran at the Grammy Awards in 2013, and Paul McCartney, after the special concert earlier this year, marking the 50th anniversary of The Beatles landing in America, invited him to his trailer for a margarita. “I wasn’t expecting that one. I was with my parents and ready to go home for the night, and the next minute, that happened,” he says, like it was no big deal. He counts Taylor Swift and Harry Styles among his closest showbiz friends, and while recording his second album x last year, Friends star Courteney Cox let him stay in her Malibu home. Sheeran had been performing in LA when Spin City and Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence, and his actor wife Christa Miller, asked if their daughter could have her photo taken with him after the show. “The next night, I was having dinner in Malibu and Bill and Christa were in the same restaurant. They came over to thank me for being nice to their daughter and then invited me to a house party.” “I thought, ‘Why not?’ It turned out to be Courteney’s house party. It was miles from anywhere, and I’d sent my driver home so I had to stay over, and that’s when we became friends,” the singer explains. He’s a long way from Framlingham, the Suffolk village where he grew up, but spend any amount of time with Sheeran and it’s not hard to understand why so many A-listers want to hang out with him; he’s impeccably mannered for a start, and down to earth in a way most multi-million-selling artists just aren’t. Unassuming isn’t the word. He admits he’s changed a bit, though, since his first album was released and worldwide fame followed. He’s a bit more paranoid, and wary around new people, he says, but he’s generally much happier with his lot than he was three years ago. “I was quite well known among people my age, from the mix-tapes and YouTube videos that were doing the rounds, so I would get stopped and asked for photos and things,” he says. “That still happens, although back four years ago, I was broke, so there wasn’t the upside. Now I’m financially comfortable, and I’ve made my family financially comfortable, so I can see the rewards.” Other musicians seek him out too, including Pharrell Williams and producer Rick Rubin, who both went to Sheeran offering their services on a collaboration. The track with Williams, Sing, resulted in a No 1 single, while Rubin produced two tracks on x pronounced multiply - Don’t and Bloodstream. Of Sing, he says it was the first time he’s tried to write a song without a deep, emotional meaning. “Going in with Pharrell, I knew I wanted to

“I knew I wanted to make a bona ﬁde pop song ”

make a bona fide pop song and we were just trying some things out. It’s just me explaining how I had fun on a night out, had a drink and had a dance with a girl, and that’s it.” “I’ve never really done that before, and it was nice to do it and to not worry about how it would make people feel, and whether it was me opening up enough. I just wanted to write a song that was fun.” He says if the aftermath of his debut + taught him anything, it was that his songs were being used as emotional crutches by his fans. “I’d get people talking to me saying they’d listened to my record on their own in their bedroom, while eating ice cream and crying, or that they’d listened to my record after they’d broken up with a partner, so it was a very melancholic album.” “I learned I need to give people some fun here and there. I am not a hugely depressed person, I like to have fun and the melancholy doesn’t reflect who I am. Sometimes, it’s just good to sing about stuff that’s pointless. Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo is not a song that comes from a lot of heartbreak or upset, but it is a great pop song, and I want to do that too.” Despite the success of his first bona fide pop song, he still doesn’t see himself as a pop singer, however much he’d like to be “I really want to be in that world, among those big pop singers,” he says, referring to the likes of his friends Taylor Swift and Pharrell Williams. I think I am placed in that world when it comes to award shows and things, but I don’t get mentioned

in the same sentence as those stars when it comes to music.” If he’s not seen as a pop singer yet - he’s more your little brother’s scruffy mate who plays the guitar - it won’t be long. So far, x is the fastest-selling album in the UK this year, having sold 180,000 copies during its first week, beating Coldplay’s Ghost Stories, which had previously held the record, by around 15,000 copies. “Yeah, but,” counters Sheeran, “that Coldplay album is the only one they’ve not really promoted, so they could still beat me if they wanted.” His grasp of the way records sell is second to none, and some might accuse him of careerism. It’s simply not the done thing for an artist to admit they’re so acutely aware of how their music is selling, or how many tickets have sold for a forthcoming tour. Of course, Sheeran’s not really an exception here - almost every artist is just as aware of this stuff as he is, he just talks about it in interviews, while they feign ignorance. After the UK leg of his tour, he’s off around the world again, due to finish up next August, when he plans to take a break and write some more songs. “This is the first tour I’ve ever done where I set off on one date and know when I’m going to finish. All my other tours have started, and then 30-date tours in other countries keep getting added as we go along,” says Sheeran. “This time, it’s structured, and if there’s one thing I’ve been lacking for the past few years, it’s structure.”

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The BEST nights this Freshers week & throughout the month

THIS MONTH MONDAY 20TH OCTOBER

● Mary Duella (Pianist) @ FIRTH HALL ● Soundclash @ STUDIO ● The Steel City Ghost Tour @ CITY CENTRE ● Quizarama-rama @ RIVERSIDE TUESDAY 21ST OCTOBER

● Eugene McGuiness @ THE HARLEY ● Sam and Tom’s Boondoggle (Comedy Night) @ DADA ● Tuesday Club @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion ● Spanked @ PLUG WEDNESDAY 22ND OCTOBER

● Global Opportunities and Exchanges Fair @ THE OCTAGON ● Off The Shelf Presents Viv Albertine @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Off The Shelf Presents Victor Rodriguez Nunez and Alan Yates @ THE STUDIO ● Little Comets @ THE LEADMILL ● ROAR vs Mischief @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion THURSDAY 23RD OCTOBER

● Palace @ THE ROCKING CHAIR ● Romeo and

Juliet (Midland Players) @ SHEFFIELD UNIVERSITY Drama Studio ● Off The Shelf Presents Where Do Camels Belong?- With Dr Ken Thompson @ STUDIO ● Off The Shelf Presents Simon Armitage @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Jump Around @ Plug FRIDAY 24TH OCTOBER

● Off The Shelf Presents Book Buddies @ COFFEE REVOLUTION ● Nick Mulvey @ THE LEADMILL ● Ey Up @ FOUNDRY, STUDIO & FUSION ● Propaganda @ Plug ● Ambush#12 w/ Nyta (Lobster Boy), Klose One (School Records), Benton (Swamp81) Residents and more @ SECRET WAREHOUSE LOCATION SATURDAY 25TH OCTOBER

● Off The Shelf PresentsHow To Be A Gorilla with Dr Michael Leach @ THE STUDIO ● Off The Shelf Presents Dan Walker @ THE FOUNDRY ●

Paolo Nutini @ MOTORPOINT ARENA ● Last Laugh Comedy Club @ CITY HALL ● Pop Tarts @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion SUNDAY 26TH OCTOBER

● Off The Shelf Presents The Football Cronicas with Jethro Soutar @ THE STUDIO ● Hookworms @ QUEENS SOCIAL CLUB

WEDNESDAY 29TH OCTOBER

● ’Off The Shelf Presents Alex Through The Looking Glass With Alex Bellos @ THE FOUNDRY ● Off The Shelf Presents Next Generation Poets @ THE STUDIO ● Off The Shelf Presents The Possibilities Are Endless @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Twin Atlantic @ O2 ACADEMY ● Noel Fielding @ CITY HALL ● ROAR vs Mischief @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion

MONDAY 27TH OCTOBER

● Soundclash @ STUDIO ● Off The Shelf Presents How To Be Well Read With John Sutherland @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Courteeners @ O2 ACADEMY ● Quizarama-rama @ THE RIVERSIDE TUESDAY 28TH OCTOBER

● Off The Shelf Presents Julian Cope @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Paloma Faith @ CITY HALL ● Tuesday Club- Kaytranada, Pomo and More @ FOUNDRY ● Spanked @ PLUG

THURSDAY 30TH OCTOBER

● Alison York (Harpist) @ FIRTH HALL ● Netsky @ PLUG ● Honeyblood @ Bungalows and Bears ● Jump Around @ PLUG

SATURDAY 1ST NOVEMBER

● Sheffield Hallam Blackpool Illuminations Trip @ THE STUDENTS’ Union HUBS ● Heaven 17 @ PLUG ● Pop Tarts @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion ● Catch Connection presents Mount Kimbie DJ set at Steel City Circus w/ Werkha and Will Ward @ HOPE WORKS

SUNDAY 2ND NOVEMBER

● Bach Cantatas @ FIRTH HAL ● Off The Shelf Presents An Evening Of Sex and Love... With Tracy Bloom and Stan Skinny @ THE STUDIO ● Black Lips @ THE HARLEY ● Rixton @ O2 ACADEMY

FRIDAY 31ST OCTOBER

● Sheffield Hallam Alton Towers Trip @ THE STUDENTS’ UNION HUBS ● Royal Blood @ THE LEADMILL ● Indiana @ PLUG ● Hijacked Halloween Special presents Audiojack, Tim Green, Hwood and P.Cawthorne @ FEZ CLUB ● Propaganda @ PLUG ● Ey Up @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion

TUESDAY 4TH NOVEMBER

● Off The Shelf Presents No Fixed Abode- Celebrating 20 Years of The National Fairground Archive With Professor Vanessa Toulmin @ THE AUDITORIUM ● Nerina Pallot @ THE GREYSTONES ● A.n.other Event @ A SECRET VENUE ● Tuesday Club: French Express, Moon Boots, Jonas Rathsman, Isaac Tichauer @ STUDIO AND FUSION ● Spanked @ PLUG WEDNESDAY 5TH NOVEMBER

● After Dark- Firework Display @ DON VALLEY BOWL ● Marika Hackman @ THE HARLEY ● A.n.other Event @ A SECRET VENUE ● ROAR vs Mischief @ FOUNDRY, Studio & Fusion ●

MONDAY 3RD NOVEMBER

● Soundclash @ STUDIO ● Quizarama-rama @ THE RIVERSIDE ● Chris Treebeard and Friends host Weekly Acoustic Music Session/Singaround @ THE WHITE LION ● A.n.other Event @ A SECRET VENUE

THURSDAY 6TH NOVEMBER

● Off The Shelf Presents Happiness, Happiness with Stephen May and Book Quiz @ FUSION ● Meadowhall and Capital’s Christmas Light SwitchOn @ MEADOWHALL CAR PARK ● Saint Motel @ PLUG Jump Around @ Plug

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PUBS AND CLUBS IN SHEFFIELD: YOUR ULTIMATE GUIDE AS ONE of the largest cities in the UK, Sheffield is a great place for entertainment, as well as student life. If you’re new here you might be unsure of where to go for a pint at the pub, or a wild night at a club. Starting with a pub, we recommend the Fox and Duck; a University of Sheffield unionowned bar with affordable drinks. On the Sheffield Hallam side of things, there’s no better place to start than The Graduate. Vodka Revolution is a more sophisticated option for food and drinks. It is more expensive, but they offer 50% off on Mondays and 2-for-1 on certain cocktails every day. If you fancy a casual drink with mates and wouldn’t mind a bit of live music, then West Street Live is the place to go. Guaranteed good music from local bands, lovely atmosphere, and tons of cheap drink deals. If you’re desperately seeking a fancy dress opportunity, Wednesday is the night for you.

There’s the infamous ‘Skool Disco’ at Corporation, and a sporty night out at the University of Sheffield Union with ‘Roar’. Whichever you choose be prepared: if you’re paying Corp a visit, don’t wear shoes you even remotely like, and if you choose Roar, be ready for shirtless, sweaty boys. Carver Street has a selection of bars and clubs, with the Carver Street Block Party on every Thursday. Viper Rooms are the highlight, especially if you fancy a bit of Uni of vs. Hallam banter and rivalry. Lastly, Plug and Leadmill cannot go unmentioned. Both venues offer different events throughout the week and host a variety of acts. Drinks are reasonably priced, and you are guaranteed to hear tunes you know and love. Whatever your style, there is undoubtedly a place for you in Sheffield. This list is just an introduction - there are many more hidden gems to be uncovered.

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NOW YOU’RE in Sheffield, Sundays no longer need to be the whipping boy of weekdays. A leisurely stroll to The Forum on Division Street leads you to cooked breakfasts starting at £3.95 (with free hot drinks). Now you’re in town, the day is your oyster, but turning down Trafalgar Street leads you to the 273 bus, taking you into the Peaks for a paltry £1. The power of bacon within you, you can stop at Ladybower Reservoir and hike to the incredible Wheel Stones. Return to Sheffield on the same bus, and do what you’d have done anyway – put your feet up. But this time, you’ve earned it!

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NUDE PHOTOS OF KELLY BROOK have been leaked online

The 26-year-old model - who recently split from her ﬁancé David McIntosh - is the latest star to have intimate images of herself, which include her lying naked on a bed, posted online and she is said to be “very upset” about the leak.

A FRIEND of Kelly told The Sun newspaper: “She is naturally very upset. “She may have profited from images of her body in the past, but these were private images pumped out to the world. She’s horrified.” The brunette beauty was previously named in a list of celebrities whose private photos had been targeted by online hackers - which is also said to have included stars Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian and Kate Upton - but denied the existence of the stolen images. She said at the time: “The only nude photos that you’ll ever see of me are the ones that I ‘leak’. And the ones that my head are superimposed on.” Fellow victim Jennifer Lawrence - who was targeted for the second time last month when trolls released a further 55 x-rated images of the star on websites 4Chan and Reddit has spoken out for the first time following the scandal and has defended her decision to take the nude shots. She said: “Just because I’m an actress does not mean I asked for this. I was in a loving healthy relationship for four years. It was long distance and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”

Ed Sheeran listens to Britney Spears and N-Dubz’s greatest hits albums when cooking. THE FLAME-HAIRED singer likes to rustle up his own meals when he is not busy touring the globe and he can’t get enough of the 32-yearold singer’s successful songs because he is a “big fan” of both her and the pop trio. He said: “I’m a big Britney fan! I’ve actually got her greatest hits, I cook to it. I cook to Britney’s greatest hits and N-Dubz’s greatest hits - what does that say about me? Seriously, I’m not joking.” Ed also admitted he would love to write a song for Britney one day but insists it would resemble her slow song ‘Everytime’ rather than her more fast-paced eﬀort ‘Work Bitch’. He added: “She’s had consistent hits for a while but I wouldn’t write ‘Work Bitch’. It’d be something a bit more like ‘Everytime’. Remember that one?” When Ed isn’t penning tracks for pop superstars he could be found performing at his fans’ weddings after he accepted a supporter’s

PROFESSOR GREEN SLAPS CONCERTGOER PROFESSOR GREEN slapped a concertgoer on Friday night (03.10.14). The 30-year-old rapper was caught on camera getting into a scuﬄe in the middle of his gig at Durham University’s Student Union Welcome Ball after a member of the audience shouted abuse at him. However, the scrap didn’t last for very long as the ‘Remedy’ hitmaker - whose real name is Stephen Manderson - returned to the centre of the stage to explain why he ended up swinging his arms at a fan. He told the audience: “That’s what happens when you call me a c**t. Are we going to have a f***ing good time tonight or what?” A representative for Pro Green, who is

married to reality TV star Mille Mackintosh, conﬁrmed that the star had got into an altercation with a fan during his set and the student was later escorted oﬀ the premises. The spokesperson told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “During Professor Green’s live show at Durham University on Friday night, a student verbally abused Green repeatedly and then went to strike him. Green reacted. The student was subsequently escorted out from the venue for being too drunk. Green carried on the show to perform his full set.” Pro Green then appeared to reference the aggressive situation on Twitter after the show but later deleted the post from his social networking site.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE SAYS SHE FELT SEXUALLY VIOLATED AFTER HER NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS WERE LEAKED ONLINE.

invitation to perform at her nuptials in February 2016. After being asked by the lucky fan at an #AmazonFrontRow Q&A in central London yesterday (30.09.14) whether he would play on her big day, he replied: “That’s actually a possibility because I’ve got nothing booked in February 2016. It’s not on my birthday either. “We should talk. Do you have a card? Give me your work card. I’ll drop you a line. If I’m not working then it’ll be cool.” Ed Sheeran performed live for customers at the #AmazonFrontRow event at the Amazon London oﬃce roof top. For more information on Amazon Music visit www.amazon.co.uk/music

The 24-year-old actress, who is dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, admits she was very upset and angry after hackers stole dozens of private images from her iCloud account and posted them on websites in late August. The Oscar winner told Vanity Fair magazine: “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change.” The ‘Hunger Games’ star also hit back at critics for suggesting she shouldn’t have taken or stored the intimate images in the first place, insisting they were only meant to be seen by her ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult, whom she split from earlier this year. She said: “I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.” The blonde beauty initially planned to apologise for the photographs because she was worried about her career. But she said: “Every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. Just the fact that somebody can be sexually exploited and violated, and the first thought that crosses somebody’s mind is to make a profit from it. It’s so beyond me.” She added: “Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. “It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”

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ALREADY A hip hop heavy weight, there is definitely nothing pint size about Little Simz. Having been picked up at the tender age of 16 by Radio 1Xtra’s DJ Semtex, she has gone onto receive critical acclaim from superstars such as Jay-Z, headline a gig in Times Square, not to mention she has just been nominated for two MOBO awards. The MC honed her craft at St Mary’s Youth Club in Islington, alumni to stars such as Alexandra Burke, and if 2014 is anything to go by Little Simz will be another name to add to the roll call. So remember you heard about her in The University Paper first.

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2014 has been quite the year with the release of E.D.G.E and your Madia Vale session with Huw Stephens, how has it been for you? I didn’t expect for my EP to do that well which is always good to exceed your expectations. And to be like the first unsigned rapper to do Madia Vale is a good achievement in my eyes. Huw has heavily championed me throughout the year so for him to give me that opportunity was crazy. How was it playing the BBC 1Xtra stage at Reading and Leeds this summer? I felt it was inevitable that it would happen but when it actually did I was like “shit this a surreal” but it was sick and hopefully I can do Glastonbury and Wireless next. I was actually meant to play Glastonbury this year, but I was in New York and our flight got oversold so we were stuck in the airport. I felt like it happened for a reason, I don’t think I was supposed to play this year, but at the time I was so annoyed. You have received a lot of underground acclaim through SoundCloud, that and for recording in your bedroom, do you prefer the stripped back approach? Where I am not signed everything has to be done myself and it is hard to get a big push especially releasing music, there are only so many outlets. It is not conscious decision, it is just me having freedom for now.

me a lot, but I have comes to terms with it now. There isn’t an easy way to describe it, but I feel that this is bigger than me being a female or even a rapper. I want to be an entrepreneur and a humanitarian and I hope music is going to take me to those place in life. Considering you are only 20, how does it feel having been championed by the likes of Zane Lowe? I feel like I have a long way to go. I’m studying Music Technology Specialist in West London and learning how to balance things. I was thinking of dropping out because the last year has been so crazy. But I want to challenge myself, to break barriers and prove that it is possible to have a degree and be unsigned, instead of say having a particular look. What’s next for Little Simz? I am going to be working on new tracks and doing a collaborative project that I can’t name just yet, but it is going to be exciting. But right now? I am just trying live to be honest. I have done a lot musically, there was a point where I was writing everyday and it was getting repetitive as I was talking about the same things. So I am just trying to be 20 and live this uni life and be me in order to have more to write about.

Have you been approached by any labels yet? I have been approached by everyone, but I don’t feel like I want to be signed right now. I’m in no particular rush or eager for a deal. I would like to more business minded before signing away a lot of my power, especially when I am an up and coming artist. I feel like I have worked too hard to hand my music over to a group of executives, they need to understand me, my music and my vision first. What is it like being a female rapper? I’ve tried not to let that phase me and look at myself as an artist regardless of gender or age that instantly categorises me. It used to bother

How to become a hipster in 400 words

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THE RISE of hipster culture seems to have emerged through the amalgamation of the nerd and the suburban street wise kid, giving birth to this cross hybrid contradiction. After the drug crazed intensity of the rock and roll era, it now seems to be classed as cool to use big words like ‘idiosyncratic’ and talk about Avant guarde films with apparent ‘deeper symbolic meanings’. We’ve been observing these fascinating creatures and have come up with a few simple steps to show you how to jump on the bandwagon and become as edgy as ever. A fixed gear bike is key to any kind of success in the hipster arena. Weird wacky colored wheels are only the start of your newly found creative lifestyle. Fixies are limited to 1 gear only and are commonly ridden without brakes, to slow down you must reduce your pedal rate. You can design your own fixie with infinite combinations of crazy colors at http://www. mangobikes.co.uk.

Music is a large part of anyone’s life and when it comes to embarking on your new expressive lifestyle, weird music is a must. Your ITunes must be packed to the brim with undiscovered tunes comprising of odd distorted bass lines and un-quantised beat loops that no one really enjoys to listen to let alone dance to. It’s real easy to let yourself go and dance to Jason Derulo in Forum on a Friday night, but we suggest you maintain your hipster front by seeming unimpressed and make a request to the disc jockey for some unknown music group that may not even exist. Check out the boiler room for some outstanding role models in the hipster music scene. When it comes to clothing anything goes. From bomber jackets with deliberately tasteless color schemes to ridiculously long silk shirts, it’s all good stuff as far as the hipster assemblage are concerned, just make sure the clothes you buy are vintage to really enhance the bohemian theme you’re looking for. Be

sure to check out Wavey Garms on Facebook for more ideas. Finally on to the gratuitous additions. From the research we’ve undertaken it seems compulsory to wear some kind of overbearingly big glasses whether you need them or not. Facial

hair for the guys is optional, but we think it really adds that edge. Unfortunately the plight of the dreaded top knot still seems to have a firm grip upon the hipster community but we advise against it, quite frankly it looks like a cry for help.

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TECHNOLOGIC PHIL HAMILTON

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REVIEWS BREVILLE HALO+ HEALTH FRYER RRP: £169.99

I CAN remember a time when most households in Britain had a deep fat fryer. What could be better of an evening than crispy chips and fried sausages all cooked in the same pan of oil which could catch fire at any moment and burn down the house in minutes? Then the health police told us it was bad for our hearts and arteries and everyone got rid. Now I have the Halo+ Fryer in my life, the fryer for the “health conscious”. You only need to use half a tablespoonful of oil to cook 1kg of chips in this one. And if you have any doubts that they won’t come out delicious, think again. My first attempt produced a plate of golden brown, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the

TEFAL OPTIGRILL BLACK DO YOU like eating mouth-watering steak but don’t have the energy or will to turn it over mid-cooking? Do you like chicken but don’t have the attention span to watch it to make sure it’s cooked and won’t give you salmonella poisoning? Do you enjoy the delicious taste of lamb chops but can’t be bothered to fry them in a pan? Well now you don’t have to with the Tefal OptiGrill Black. It is the Rolls-Royce of grills, making the George Foreman grill look like a Robin Reliant. Everything about it is automated. Plug it in, choose the type of meat you’re cooking and then wait for it to heat up. Once it’s ready, slap your meat on and the grill’s in-built technology automatically measures its thickness and starts cooking it, both sides. The LED display tells you what stage it’s cooked at (with rare, medium and well done settings) and an alarm goes off at each of those. I tried an aged rib eye steak on it and it

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BREVILLE BLEND-ACTIVE NO-ONE will ever accuse me of being a regular gym goer, cycling enthusiast, ardent jogger, yoga stretcher or a follower of any currently popular fitness fad. Rest assured I’m not turning into some huge lump of lard like Katie Hopkins. I still regularly drag my body round the football pitch and then complete my workout with a couple of nutritious pints. For those of you who do partake in regular sports, I’m assured the Breville Blend Active is perfect.

inside potato goodness. Just add the salt and pepper and ketchup and you’re away. I haven’t tried making Crème Brulee in it – the manufacturers say you can – but I did cook sausages, chicken and battered fish in it and it was top notch. The parts can go in the dishwasher and there’s grill and roasting options. Yeah, it’s a bit pricey but is well worth it. And for the cash you can fry a whole meal in one again, with much less chance of torching your gaff.

Like all good gadgets the beauty of the Blend Active is in its simplicity and practicality. Before this bit of kit you had to make up your protein shake and then pour it in your sports bottle. What a pain in the arse eh? With this product the sports bottle is the blender chamber – you pop on the blade cap, put on the base unit and blend your drink. Take it off and replace with the drinking cap and you’re ready to head to the gym with your refreshment in hand.

RRP: £25 If you’re not a fitness freak you can use it to make a fruit smoothie for the train in the mornings, or an iced coffee, or a milkshake. You get the picture – it blends stuff and you take it with you. I still prefer to just pay £2 for a ready blended drink before I squeeze myself onto the packed Tube with a bunch of ‘hipsters’ whose religions are obvious through their skinny jeans. But that’s just me. I have more spare cash these days because I don’t actually pay for these gadgets.

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REVIEW: DIABLO III: ULTIMATE EVIL EDITION

SO IT’S finally made it to consoles. Blizzard have brought Diablo III to those of us who mainly use PCs for work... and other extra-curricular pursuits of course. The good thing about playing on a console is multiplayer is much better. And the thing practically everyone loves about Diablo is it involves exploring, crafting and killing together - or killing each other. The game is addictive with friends (if you have any.)Unless your improvisation skills are great you will get bored playing alone. Without friends the game feels like repetitive button smashing to

hack’n’slash and that isn’t always enough. But with friends in the co-player modes it comes alive and you start feeling like a true basher-smasher-lasher-dasher killing machine. The graphics are nothing to shout about. They keep the look of the series but you’d think on a nextgen console Blizzard would at least brighten its different worlds and improve the artwork. Unfortunately it is dull and boring and the best thing about the artwork is the crows that decide to sit on the lamps, because, well, I like crows. Problem? However, at the beginning the intro is surprisingly amazing, the faces look real, the people act real, it feels real and I’m disappointed they couldn’t achieve that in-game. I’m torn about Diablo III. The main character is unappealing and hard to understand. The storyline is very linear; the plot is dull and could do with a more interesting twist. In summary, this edition is only made for multi-player.

PREVIEW: ALIEN ISOLATION

“YOU’VE ALREADY PAID £44.99 FOR THE GAME. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY FOR A GAME-PLAY OPTION TOO? IT ANGERS ME ME”

REVIEW OF THE MONTH MADDEN NFL 15 EVERY YEAR the FIFA franchise gets an update that gets us more excited than a vodka/Red Bullfuelled Geordie in a tanning salon. This is basically the American football version of the legendary soccer title. It’s been going strong since 1990 and the original Sega Mega Drive introduced a lot of British kids (including me) to the bonesmashing sport of the NFL. Despite never being a fan of NFL either on TV or live – although the beer and snacks they serve during a gridiron marathon numbs the boredom – I’ve always been a big fan of the Madden games. This latest edition doesn’t disappoint. The graphics are brilliant. Players, commentators and coaches all look ultrarealistic and we’re now starting to see what these next-generation consoles are really capable of. Its biggest improvement gameplay- wise since the last edition (Madden NFL 25) is in the defensive play. Before, you felt like an onlooker when your team was defending, but in this game you’re encouraged to get fully involved in the tackling. I recommend you use the Hit Stick in order to sack a quarterback in the same way a

school bully crushes a nerd. Offensive play has been tweaked for the better. Your runners speed through the opposition defence like a fatty running for a finger buffet and when you’re passing as the quarterback you’ve got more options than a customised Domino’s pizza. Purists will complain there are too many interceptions and all those NFL intricacies which hold up play. But Madden NFL has always eradicated some of the more boring aspects of the real sport (how many fucking time-outs do they really need?) in order to make a video game that is more fun and has plenty of flow. There are loads of game modes including Connected Franchise where you get to choose to be a player, coach or owner to try and take your team (it’s got to be the Miami Dolphins for me) to Super Bowl glory. The Ultimate Team option is great but you have to pay extra for it. You’ve already paid £44.99 to play the bastard game! So it makes me angry you have to pay extra for a gameplay option. It’s still a must-have for gaming American football fans.

THIS IS the game I’m most excited about getting my hands on this year. It’s just you – as Amanda Ripley, the daughter of Sigourney Weaver’s character Ellen Ripley from the 1979 Alien film – with one of the alien creatures (known as a Xenomorph to movie gimps) and you’re determination to find out what happened to your hard-arsed mum. It’s a survival horror and you only get a tracker and whatever you can get your hands on to protect yourself. The game is set in 2137, 15 years after the events of Alien. It sees Amanda flown to the space station Sevastopol to find the flight recorder of Nostromo, but an alien is already there. It’s your job to find out what happened to your mother and the people who were living on the space station – which has been painstakingly recreated in the

style of Ridley Scott and late surrealist artist H. R. Giger’s work on the original movie.\ From what I’ve seen of the title there’s a lot of detective work to do all while trying to avoid attracting the attention of the Xenomorph – which is set to be one of the most intelligent AI characters in video game history if it lives up to Sega’s hype. I cannot wait for this game. Alien is my favourite film of all time, survival horror is my favourite video game genre and this title puts you firmly in those two settings. I really, really, really don’t want this game to be shit. Next issue we’ll know.

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MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO RAPING SHEFFIELD STUDENT In January 2013, the Ministry of Justice (MoJ), Office for National Statistics (ONS) and Home Office released its first joint Official Statistics bulletin on sexual violence, An Overview of Sexual Offending in England and Wales. This report outlined that around 85,000 women are raped in England and Wales every year, and over 400,000 women are sexually assaulted each year. 1 in 5 English and Welsh women have experienced a form of sexual violence since the age of 16. “Gender is a key factor related to the risk of sexual offence victimisation, with the majority of victims being female”. It was detailed that women aged between 16 and 19 were at the highest risk of being a victim of a sexual offence (8.2 per cent) and as age increased the risk of victimisation reduced. Full time students showed “an increased risk of victimisation”, the sexual assault and rape statistic for this group standing at 6.8%. The report notes that: “a high proportion of such offences is not reported to the police and therefore not recorded.” In 2011, males accounted for the vast majority of prosecutions for sexual offences (98.2 per cent). Of this percentage, 78.0% of the defendants were White, 9.9% were Black, 9.7% were Asian, and 2.4% were of ‘other’ ethnicity. The Rape, Incest, and Abuse National Network (RAINN) in America reports that 80% of sexual violence victims are aged under 30 years old, and that two thirds of rape victims are attacked by someone they know, such as an acquaintance, friend, or partner. Seaton’s guilty plea follows the start up of Sheffield’s Good Night Out initiative, in collaboration with some of the city’s most popular venues. The project is a nationwide attempt to make young people feel safer on nights out, and reduce crime related to sexual harassment, as well as increasing the percentage of reports to the authorities. You can read more about what the likes of The Leadmill, Corporation, Plug, The Harley, West Street Live and many of the city’s most popular and student-centric establishments are pledging to do to cut down on sexual harassment in establishments in Sheffield in our Local news section. Sheffield Crown Court will decide Seaton’s sentence on October 29th.

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SHEFFIELD STUDENT DODGES DEATH TWICE She turned around to see her photogenic landscape transformed into one of instant threat, as a rock fall began hurtling towards the group. “The rocks came flying down and started bouncing up over the side of the glacier. Big boulders, the size of a small car, started coming over. The guide shouted, “run!” I didn’t know where I was going to be running to, because there was nothing to hide behind. “Knowing it was coming after us … we were just running away from what could potentially hit us, obviously when there’s rocks the size of dinner tables flying through the air there’s no way you can outrun that.” Morley slowly struggled to escape due to icy conditions up on the glacier. Slipping on the ice, an embarrassing but minor incident for most during the winter, could have been perilous in her situation. Thankfully the guide quickly grabbed her and hurled her away from the impending boulders. They both took cover at the edge of the helipad, which was dipped in and allowed the rocks to fly over them. “I wouldn’t say the first rock fall went over a minute, but it seemed like an eternity when it

was happening, watching things fly past us”, said Morley. When the first rock fall ended, Morley and the other climbers slowly made their way onto the helipad, checking themselves over for injuries whilst waiting for a helicopter to make its way to them. Unfortunately, just as they were about to board the helicopter, disaster struck a second time. “Me and the guys were pretty much almost there, just underneath the propellers, but we saw the helicopter pilot pull a funny facial expression and he flew off again.” A second, smaller, but equally dangerous rock fall began, forcing the helicopter to flee without the climbers. Once again Morley was in imminent danger and jumped into survival mode. They found shelter in the same helipad edge, which had saved them the first time. Miraculously they escaped yet another terrifying ordeal unscathed. Thankfully for Morley and her group, the helicopter arrived soon after. They all frantically jumped in, urging it to fly away quickly. Morley commented: “as we left, the pilot flew over where the rock fall originally came from, and we

could see a massive chunk out of the top of the cliff. We then had a rather thankful journey back to base.” Even after such an extreme incident, Morley’s appetite for climbing and other adrenalineinducing sports is still strong: “I actually want to get out more to climb, because I will not be defeated by a bit of rock! “I do get a bit more cautious when I’m climbing on a flake, or a chockstone that’s a bit wobbly, and I was in the Lake District last week going through Hardknott Pass, there’s been so many rock falls there, there’s just boulder fields. “The experience has made me more aware, but other than that I just want to go out more and more.” The incident has even inspired her degree choices and future career interests. She has recently swapped an elective module on Conservation to one about Natural Hazards, wanting to find out more about the significance of natural dangers in tourism and sports. “Following the rock fall I realised I know nothing about natural hazards or mitigating them. It’ll be part of my future career prospects hopefully.”

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Whether you want to dress up or down, we’ve picked the top ten buys for guys and girls out this month. From cosy faux fur and parkas to striking sequins and suits, make this your shopping tick list.

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Julian MacDonald gives the pencil skirt some of his signature sparkle.

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STATEMENT SLACKS Beautiful winter florals with a splash of this season’s teal.

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ADVICE

NOVEMBER 2014

NO-NONSENSE ADVICE THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

A word of advice

Know when to quit

BY THIS point, you’ve almost certainly had all sorts of people ambushing you about how to make the most out of university. Interested in your course? Become an academic rep. Student journalist? Get work experience, and write for as many places as possible. Human being? Join a society filled with other human beings who may or may not share interests with you. There’s some truth in the phrase that university is what you make of it. But it’s a big commitment that costs nine thousand pounds - with the cost of living added to that - and graduate employers aren’t just going to disregard you because you didn’t join four sports clubs and a

tea appreciation society. If universities offered nothing more than your local sports centre or church hall, there wouldn’t be any point going. So it is, then, that you need to know when to quit. Yeah, nobody likes a quitter - but you’re more likely to find a job at the end of your degree if you’ve done one thing and you’ve done it well. By all means, join all the societies you want, but unless you want to become an all-singing alldancing Swiss Army Knife of a person, know when to say: “I’ve done enough to be proud of myself.” That’s all anybody can ask for, and anybody who wants more isn’t worth it.

you can do to make yourself easier to live with Hey, we’re all guilty of this. But if you’re a big fan of neo-classical folk rock or melodic doom metal, there’s a smidge of a chance that people in your household won’t share your enthusiasm. Start quiet and slowly turn the music up as the days go by, rather than starting loud and waiting for them to complain.

Come on, we’re adults. You probably know this one. But I lived with a guy who would use all his stuff, refuse to wash it, and then start using everybody else’s. He was about as popular as diarrhea, and almost as inconvenient. Don’t back up the sink with plates that have last week’s food on it, as it’s only going to make everybody’s life harder - especially your own, if you have to scratch dried leftovers off a plate with a fork.

3 4. PAY THE BILLS, ON TIME

Compared to the other things on this list which are just conveniences, this one is essential as not doing so might land you in court. If you leave your housemates in the lurch, you can damage their credit rating (or your own), and you’re not going to avoid paying the cash - so pony up sooner rather than later. That goes for damage, too. Don’t be the guy who sets a fire extinguisher off and makes the whole flat pay for it. Nobody likes that guy.

STUDY ESSENTIALS

Feeling productive? With the right equipment, you can always get more out of your time. Try the following if you need a little something extra

2. DO THE WASHING UP. NOW.

Do the cows a favour: buy 4 pints for the house rather than a pint each. It’s more economic in terms of space, and certainly more cost effective. And that goes for more than just milk - share pasta, rice, and even toasters and other general equipment. If you’ve got multiple smoothie machines in your house, you’re either working for innocent or you’ve got too many.

1. KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN

3. SHARE!

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A GOOD CALENDAR APP ON YOUR SMARTPHONE.

GUM.

Google Calendar is great and even syncs across multiple devices, so you can always stay on schedule. The reminders are fantastic, too!

Yes, it’s the bane of every cleaner’s life. But chewing (“mastication,” for those inclined towards funny sounding words) has been shown to improve learning and your ability to recall details. Just don’t stick it under the desk!

USB STICK KEYCHAIN.

Always be able to say “yes” if someone asks if you have a memory stick by attaching one to something you can’t leave home without: your keys.

A VACUUM FLASK.

Sometimes, water isn’t enough (although a bottle of water is another great thing to keep on you). A Thermos full of coffee is a great thing to keep on you for a day of lectures so you can stay focused while saving time and money you’d spend on trips cafés.

DROPBOX.

Ok, so it’s not a thing per se - it’s a service. But Dropbox and services like it provide a space for you to backup essays in case your computer dies. Like the keychain, it’s also accessible from home.

TABLET COMPUTERS.

Yeah, iPads and kindles cost a lot of money. But it’s an investment: digital books can save you lugging course reading around all day, making trips to the library less painful.

A GOOD DATA ALLOWANCE ON YOUR PHONE.

I’m lucky enough to have unlimited 4G, meaning I’m never without an internet connection. Perfect if you need to access resources such as timetables on the move - because who doesn’t forget where to go on the ﬁrst day?

POST-IT NOTES.

Chances are you’re not actually studying a degree if you haven’t felt the need to put sticky notes on absolutely everything. Indulge and buy a stack before long, you’ll be hooked.

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Homesick? FRIENDS ARE NEVER FAR AWAY PIC: SHUTTERSTOCK

IF YOU’RE feeling the burn of being away from home, chances are you’re not alone. Not everybody is rushing away from the creature comforts that come part of living with your parents. Home cooking is effort free, and as the good book says: Man cannot live by Instant Noodles alone. But jokes about microwave food aside, many complain that a real sense of loneliness sets in once the novelty of halls wears off. Even people in second year and beyond find themselves missing home, sometimes without warning. Yet take solace: we live in a hyper-connected society. It’s a bit of a trite phrase, but it’s absolutely true. Almost every laptop and tablet PC has some sort of webcam, so if your parents don’t use computers, keeping in contact with Skype or FaceTime is a great incentive for you to teach them. And while adding your parents on Facebook is a generally big no-no, adjusting your privacy settings so they don’t see the worst of you but can like the odd results post you make is a great way to keep them updated without expending too much effort. Distance is a horrible thing, and it can affect you profoundly when you’re in no position to travel. But the internet has made the world feel a lot smaller. Even if it’s too late at night for you to turn to someone from college or your family, listening services such as Nightline are never far away and deal with problems like this on a daily basis.

FRESHERS:

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YOU’VE HAD a heavy night. You and your mates said “just one more” quite a few times, and you’ve woken up feeling like you’ve been hit by a car made of pure vodka. What do you do? Spoilers: there’s no such thing as a hangover cure. A greasy breakfast? A myth. Aspirin? It’ll help the headache, but not the dehydration. Another drink? Don’t be crazy. They say time heals all wounds. In this case, they’re right: there’s no doubt that drinking water helps (and if you can do it on a night out, then all the better), but you should be drinking water anyway given that it’s a big part of staying alive.

Buying a huge breakfast isn’t going to do anything for you except hurt your wallet and leave you feeling bloated. And while fry-ups are nice, nobody’s ever been prescribed fried eggs and bacon. (If you have, please get in touch. That’s one hell of a story). Of course, I’m not going to tell you that the best cure is not to drink. It’s hard to avoid a night out at university. What I can tell you that if somebody’s selling a miracle remedy, then chances are, it won’t work, or it will make you feel worse. Save your money, nurse your head, and brace yourself for the next time you have one too many.

eeting new people is terrifying. There’s no doubt that once you’ve settled in with your flatmates and all learned how to get along you probably won’t be rushing to repeat the experience. However, beware: good housemates are a blessing and a curse. Too many people spend their first year with housemates they were randomly allocated. Seeing as relationships generally don’t rely on random chance, rushing into a house with those in your hall can lead to disaster once you realise that you’re all significantly different people. And while you may not realise that during the second semester, chances are you will by the end of year two. That goes the other way, too. Making a single group of friends outside of your house - a society committee, for example - isn’t going to do you any favours either. Life as the absent housemate will only alienate you from people you can’t really avoid, especially if you’re not lucky enough to stay in an en suite room. Remember: there are thousands of people at university. You’re doing yourself no favours by limiting yourself to a certain group. Step outside, breathe the air, and find some people without being grouped together by chance.

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MY MONEY IMPARTIAL, EXPERT ADVICE BY: LAURA RAPHAEL

THE MONEY LIST

Get paid for your opinion Ge ing paid to lie in bed on the internet might sound too good to be true when it comes to making money, but thousands of students diligently fill out online surveys every year. So if you are a sucker for BuzzFeed quizzes this might just be the perfect job for you. Here are The University Paper’s top three sites:

The OpinionPanel Community

The Opinion Panel is the largest youth and student research community in the UK with over 120,000 members. What’s even better as a student you get paid a tenner simply for signing up. You can take part in surveys and online focus groups for big brands and get paid for writing for their website opinionpanel.co.uk.

YouGov

This one is a little different to the rest as the surveys focus on social issues from politics to public affairs. The results are then used by clients such as The Economist, so if you have strong views yougov. co.uk is for you. Also you’ll be quids in if you get your friends to sign up too.

Toluna

One of the best perks of being a student is the freebies right? So what could be better than Toluna sending them directly to you to road test. You don’t even have to send them back afterwards. You can also fill out surveys on their website uk.toluna.com in return for Amazon vouchers.

Don’t sell yourself short Out of 2,300 students 80% do not have enough money to live on and what’s more one in four would even considering selling their body in order to stump up some extra cash. The students questioned as part of a survey conducted by Save the Student said they would either turn to the adult entertainment industry or medical trails. WITH AN estimated £600,000 to £3m per institution going straight into higher education from the sex industry this is nothing new. But even less is know about students undertaking medical trials. However it is not as simple as turning up to hospital, popping some pills and receiving a cash injection. First you have to go through initial assessments to make sure you are fit for the trial, followed by a hospital stay and follow-up sessions that can last months. However you do receive food and board while staying in hospital.

There are also different types of trial, the best paid being a phase 1, as these drugs have never been tested on humans before and for this you can expect daily rates of £120. All clinical trials are run by a regulatory agency and ethics committee to ensure that they are in the interest of the public and medical profession. However this does not safeguard you from side effects and in the extreme have results in death. Volunteers are contributing to medical science but it is best to arm yourself with the short and long-term consequences before committing.

ENTREPRENEURS

MOVE OVER GANDHI, HERE’S ROB AND PAUL

Changing the world one flipflop SUPER at a time… SCRIMPING LAURA RAPHAEL

Freshers has been and gone, along with your student loan. Sure your ﬁrst payment for halls took a chunk out of it with the rest falling somewhere between your local boozer and Perfect Fried Chicken. use these apps to make up the rest.

» REDLASER

Want price comparison at the click of a button? While you are out and about simply scan the barcode of the product you want to purchase and it’ll ﬁnd you the cheapest store both online and oﬄine. You can then purchase items through the app and have it delivered right to your door.

» METER READINGS Ok, so this one will set you back £1.49 but it could save you hundreds over the course of the year. As we head into autumn it is all too easy to whack the heating up or spendﬁve more minutes in the shower: Meter Readings however will allow you to keep a track of how much you are spending before you go over budget.

» 0800 WIZARD

So you’ve got unlimited minutes on your contract but ironically calling the bank of all places is costing you a small fortune. Calling 0800 numbers can be as high as 20p a minute but 08 Wizard replaces the 08 with a 01 or 02 landline number and you won’t face a charge on top.

This year will mark the tenth anniversary of the Boxing Day tsunami that claimed 230,000 lives. A poignant anniversary for brothers Paul and Rob Forkan who lost their parents that day, and only narrowly survived themselves. However out of tragedy is where Gandys ﬂip ﬂops was born. The brothers began the social enterprise out of their bedroom in Brixton to now with a growing team behind them in their London HQ. CO-FOUNDER Paul Forkan says: “the idea is to give back to those less fortunate - profit for purpose”. With 10% of all profits going into the Gandys Foundation, towards their mission ‘Orphans for Orphans’. The brothers have been able to fund children’s homes in Sri-Lanka and India, giving underprivileged children access to basic essentials such as housing, healthcare and education. Paul says it has been: “Exciting as well as a challenging journey... You are basically just a flip flop to people, so when you are competing against big brands who have been going 50 odd years you have to think outside the box and Gandys is proving to deliver this success through our new ever changing designs and prints. ” The brothers have already been invited to don their signature flip flops at Buckingham Palace and Number 10, even flying to Sri-Lanka with David Cameron in 2013. Rob laughs: “The only place we’ve actually been turned away from for wearing them was our local pub a couple of months ago”. And the future is set to be even brighter with the brothers vision to open children’s homes all over the world.

“The only place we’ve actually been turned away from for wearing them was our local pub a couple of months ago”

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YOUR QUESTIONS: ANSWERED Yo ho WHAT? It’s only November!!!

FORGIVE US for mentioning the c word but with Christmas fast approaching it is time to start applying for seasonal jobs. And what with the festive period rearing its ugly head earlier and earlier every year, it is time to start handing out your CV already. Christmas creates new jobs as companies employ extra staff to see them through the festive period. What’s better there is even the lure of time and a half over the bank holidays. But if you fancy a job a little out of the ordinary here are jobs for you. Just like marmite - some people love them and some hate them but with £50 million spent on sprouts alone in the UK someone has to pick them! However, if you want to get your hands dirty but sprouts aren’t your thing then how about becoming a professional present wrapper? Or even a Christmas cracker joke writer, we kid you not. Although with this comes great reasonability in beating “what is brown and sticky”. And finally what a better way to get into the Christmas spirit than being an Elf or even Father Christmas himself at a department store or garden centre near you.

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IF IT isn’t bad enough you are having to fork out £9k a year for tuition fees alone now you are expected to work for free? Ah yes, internships. Some have even gone under the hammer at Christie’s, with a week’s worth of experience at GQ finishing up at an eye watering £3k. However, it is not all bad news. Internships can set you apart

from the crowd, get you valuable contacts and sometimes even paid work. And considering Simon Cowell started out in the EMI post room you might not want to scoff. However a recent Inland Revenue crackdown on unpaid internships just goes to show you need to know your rights. If you are doing an internship as part of a higher education course, the company are not

entitled to pay you, but you should receive a reasonable allowance to cover your travel and lunch. However if you undertake an internship outside of your course you may qualify for “worker” status, which means national minimum wage and no more than 48 hours a week. What’s more if you are promised future work from the offset you immediately qualify for worker status.

NOT ALL DEBT IS BAD

Did you know there is such as thing as good debt and believe it or not your student loan is just that. Considering we’ll be paying it off way into our 50’s with the average debt totaling £44k it is hard to believe, I know. So what exactly is good about that?

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It’s basically an investment, as it will increase your potential future income and it has lower interest than other loans. So now that you have invested wisely, here is how not to get into all sorts of bad debt. The worst offenders of bad debt are payday and cash advance loans. Why? This is not a long term investment and whatever you squandered it on has probably already lost its value. Many student unions have even banned payday loan companies from even advertising on campus as they believe they target vulnerable students. Not only will you have to pay back the original sum borrowed but also interest incurred, with some starting at 300% annually. Credit cards are another to watch out for. So your bank have just given you a shiny new piece of plastic and it’s contactless to make paying even easier. Fantastic. Until all those clothes from Topshop have been sitting on your statement for three months and the interest you are

It’s basically an investment, as it will increase your potential future income and it has lower interest than other loans. paying on them is making them even more expensive than they were in the first place. Sometimes dipping into the red might be unavoidable that’s what your interest free overdraft is there for, but reserve it for emergencies.

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MEALS

STIR FRY 1. CHICKEN

4. RICE (MIXED WITH WHATEVER)

Quick, simple and easy to make! This dish work can work as a meal for the whole house or just a couple of meals for yourself throughout the week. Using some of the easiest ingredients to get hold off, meat, vegetables and noodles, this dish can be whipped up in just 10 minutes. It also an easy dish for any cooking novices as well, with the recipe relatively easy to follow. Cut the chicken, fry for around five minutes, and then add the other ingredients including sauce to have a perfect little healthy dish. A further bonus is the use of pots is kept to a minimum meaning less washing up to do after you have finished eating.

Ever wanted the perfect way to get rid of a number of leftovers in the fridge? Then look no further than this tasty little dish. All you need is rice and whatever else you want but it is recommended to mix some meat and vegetables in throughout. Cooking the rice is simple, boil a pan full of water and add the rice which will be ready in around ten minutes. In a separate pan, fry whatever it is you want to mix in with the rice and when both pans are finished, mix the contents and there you have it, a perfect little dish which has used up a number of leftovers.

2. HEALTHY PIZZAS Pizza is an essential part of any student diet but normally Dominoes is the first port of call. That was until now! With this cheaper take on the classic spinach and egg â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;florentineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; pizza, the healthy alternative will also work out as the most rewarding. Using flatbread instead of traditional dough, you will have to spread 1-2 tbsp of passata over each one. Next you need to get as much water out of the spinach as possible before scattering them across the top. Baking two pizzas at a time, you will have to crack an egg in the middle of each before seasoning with nutmeg. Bake until the cheese is melted and the egg is cooked to how you would like, approximately seven minutes.

PASTA BAKE 5. TUNA

Another simple dish and one that always seems to be a winner amongst housemates, if you like tuna that is! Easily made from an assortment of ingredients that should be found in many student houses (even if you have to raid the other cupboards in the house). Start off by boiling pasta but the sauce is a key ingredient! To start you need to melt butter in a saucepan, stir in the flour, cook for one minute and then add some milk to make a thick white sauce. Moving back to the pasta, drain it before adding the white sauce, tuna and sweetcorn before putting it in to a baking dish and topping with grated cheese. Bake for 15-20 minutes and you have yourself a perfect meal.

CHILLI 3. TURKEY JACKET POTATOES Jacket Potatoes are staple food in a student household, with a number of different options for toppings. This version incorporates a Mexican-style twist and the best thing about it is turkey mince is cheap and quite easy to get hold of. Whilst the potatoes are cooking in the oven, prepare the chilli with the mince, onion, garlic being cooked before the spices are added towards the end. An easy meal to make for one or more of your friends, depending how many potatoes you have! When everything is ready, cut a cross at the top of the jacket and add chilli before sprinkling with cheese.

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ESSENTIALS TO HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE

Different type of cooks in the household FRUIT

It might seem obvious but having any amount of fruit in your room, draws or just in the general household is a must. Takeaways and fast food won’t ever be far away, but when you are looking for fruit, the healthy option can sometimes go amiss so make sure you have some in.

PASTA/RICE

This ingredient will probably make up 50% of your meals at University! Pasta and rice are key ingredients to have in your cupboard as they go with whatever you would want to cook of an evening. Both also provide quick and easy meals aplenty when you are looking to maximise your pre drinking time.

JACKET POTATOES

Just think of the endless possibilities that can be had on top of a jacket potato. Beans and cheese? Chilli? Coleslaw? Whatever you want, as long as you have something to put them on, you can create many weird and wonderful toppings for your tea.

There you have it, all the food you need to move yourself away from having McDonalds every day.

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Moving into University is a great experience for many reasons, but what really brings many first year (and second/ third) students down to earth is cooking for themselves. EVERY STUDENT will learn to get by but it is the different ways in which young people look after themselves that differs from house to house. You have the people who think they are professional chefs. These students get every ingredient they need (not easy on a student budget) and make some wonderful dishes that everyone wants to try. However, by the time they have finished cooking the meal it has taken them a number of hours to prepare, not good for nights when you want to start pre drinking early. You can also have the people who are reliant on readymade meals and takeaways. Hardly a ‘cook’, this student has every takeaway menu in their room and on

the odd occasion they do use the kitchen, it is normally to microwave a Tesco’s own lasagne or chicken tikka masala. And then you have the student who falls in the middle! Not quite able to prepare the meals associated with the ‘professional chef’, this person still knows how to look after themselves even if the takeaway menu is lost. They are more at home if they can just put something in the oven, but if a tasty meal needs preparing then they don’t mind putting in a little bit of work. So which category do you fall in to?

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HOROSCOPES ARIES

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19 The beginning of the month is big for you Aries with the Full Moon on October 8th. It is a time to indulge yourself and a time for high romance too. On October 23rd during the New Moon you may well feel the weight of the world on your shoulders but this will soon pass on October 26th when Mars enters the sign of Capricorn. ST

TAURUS

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22 Sparks will be flying during the Full Moon on October 8th Libra and you are the one they will be shooting off. When Mercury and Venus conjoin on October 17th, your heart and head will be perfectly in tune. Expect this to be a period of productivity. You will find some relief from finances during the New Moon on October 23rd you will finally be free from that nagging debt.

APRIL 20 - MAY 20 The Full Moon and Luna on October 8th will be a time of intense introspective soul searching for you Taurus. Take some time to be alone and you will learn lots about yourself. When Mercury enters Libra on October 10th you will be at your most peaceful with a generous air of give and take. Expect a shake up on October 23rd when The New Moon will hit you hard.

SCORPIO

GEMINI

SAGITTARIUS

MAY 21ST - JUNE 20TH On October 4th Mercury goes retrograde and to avoid chaos, patience and organisation is key for you Gemini. But you will soon reap the rewards on October 8th when your social life is in full swing. During the New Moon on October 23rd you will get an awakening which will remind you to take care of your heart, head and soul

CANCER

JUNE 21ST - JULY 22ND It’s time to show everyone what you are really capable of Cancer and during the New Moon on October 8th your potential will only be too apparent. On October 14th be aware of people spending time with you who may have alter motives. You will be at your most in tune and creative on October 23rd with the New Moon these memories will last a lifetime.

LEO

JULY 23RD - AUGUST 22ND Be ready to be the go to person for help, advice and favours Leo during the Full Moon on October 8th. And if you’ve been waiting to meet that someone special October 17th could just be it when Mercury conjucts Venus. The New Moon on October 23rd will be a productive time and you will feel at ease if you finally get down to your finances

VIRGO

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AUGUST 23RD - SEPTEMBER 22ND You will be all about goodwill and getting problems solved during the Full Moon on October 8th Virgo. When the moon is in Virgo on October 20th you will enter a period of stability and sensibility and you will be awash with good feelings. The New Moon on October 23rd will be a time to celebrate and you will be even closer than usual to your friends.

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OCTOBER 23RD - NOVEMBER 21ST Take care during the Full Moon on October 8th Scorpio, you are craving something reckless and you are not entirely sure why. Be careful what you wish for. Come October 23rd, you softer and sweeter side will be flourishing, so express to impress. This will boil over on October 25th when Mercury goes stationary - say what is in your heart to be accepted.

NOVEMBER 22ND - DECEMBER 21ST Your inner child will run riot during the Full Moon on October 8th Sagittarius. It will be all fun and games as long as you don’t gamble. October 23rd will be a quiet time of reflection, especially of those around you. If there has been a secret or two lurking among friends now it is the time to get it out into the open. Come October 27th, you will be feeling fabulous, enjoy it

CAPRICORN

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19 At the start of the month you may be feeling paranoid or on edge Capricorn, relax your sign can handle this better than most. Come the Full Moon on October 8th your family and home life will be the centre of attention. On October 23rd you are bound to feel under pressure at work. Don’t let your public image slip now is not the time to be insecure about your accomplishments. ND

AQUARIUS

JANUARY 20TH - FEBRUARY 18TH Don’t expect a bump free ride on October 4th Aquarius, even the best-laid plans are bound to go awry. During the Full Moon on October 8th you will enjoy a small social gathering with a select group of friends. Prepare for a spiritual insight during the New Moon on October 8th. Your heart and head will be open and you will connect with others on an entirely new level.

PISCES

FEBRUARY 19TH - MARCH 20TH Your finances will be fruitful this month Pisces, money is the name of the game. This will trigger a new found independence, be proactive and not reactive and you will reap the rewards. The New Moon on October 23rd will draw you close to those around you, their concerns and how to approach them.

I’m loving everything about university except for the lectures. It’s not that I’m in bed with the hangover from hell compulsively watching catch up, I just don’t think a degree is for me. I can’t see myself making it to the end of the year let alone three. Everyone was so proud when I left for London and I’m the first in my family to go to university. How do I break it to them? Tom, London At some point every student has questioned whether they are on the right course, I even had moments right up until I graduated. But believe me this is all part of being a student and finding your feet. Not everything works out in life how you had imagined but it is best to consider your options before you act. Give your course a chance or look into transferring. But first of all, book a tutorial with your course leader. They will have seen many students over the years in the same situation. Whatever you decide, good luck. Freshers week was a blast, so much so I haven’t exactly stopped and I’m downing jager bombs on a daily basis. All my flatmates have started to settle into their courses but I’m worried that my focus is going to Sainsburys for their £4 bottle of Soave. Sarah, Falmouth

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.”

You’ve moved to a different city, met a load of strangers and had information overload in lectures, so sure a glass of white has helped you along the way but don’t let this become your crutch. Keep drinking to the weekends, it’ll keep you and your bank balance healthy. If you find that scaling back your drinking is taking its toll then head to your SU for some confidential support. My neighbours in halls are doing my head in. I can hear them having sex what seems like 24/7 and to make it worse did I mention I am a virgin. I think I’ve managed to get through freshers unnoticed as a sexual novice but this constant daily reminder of what I’m missing out on is not helping. Cherry, Leicester You are not the first and definitely not the last student to arrive at university a virgin, and you know what some even leave with their flower still intact - so don’t worry. Concentrate on your course, and if the time is right it will happen. But don’t make it your mission or you might live to regret it. As for your noisy neighbours I suggest on investing on some ear plugs, hopefully they will soon tire each other out.

There are four basic human needs: food, sleep, sex and revenge.”

I’m Crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.

I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the ﬁrst time I was in the Gucci store was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”

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Picking the right part time job

HOW THE “SOCIAL YOU” CAN SCUPPER THE “REAL YOU” I guess now’s the time the more forward-thinking of you third years are starting to think about applying for jobs... constructing your CVs, agonising over the wording of your covering letters, completing endless online application forms and, if you’re lucky, being called for interviews and assessments. The rest of you are either panicking about impeding exams or are sitting in a pub with your heads ﬁrmly stuck in the sand. However all of you, unless your parents are very generous, will have to, at some point, bite the bullet and seek employment. Not just employment… a ‘real’ job… the ﬁrst step in your career. Over the next few issues I’m going to be offering you, hopefully, helpful hints and tips on the practicalities of how you go about this, e.g. where to look for jobs, what employers are really looking for, interview and CV preparation and how not to shoot yourself in the foot before you even get started.

Maintenance loans only go so far. If you want to socialise, stay entertained and still have enough money for books, you’re going to need to budget like an accountant or get a job. HELP IS AT HAND Thankfully, most universities have job boards and employment centres associated with them. These may offer jobs in the local community, or even within the university itself. But you may end up employed by people who perhaps aren’t as understanding when it comes to working with students. As such, picking the right part time job is important. So what should you be looking for?

LOOK AT HOW THEY OPERATE f they presently employ a large number of students, that’s normally a good sign as they will be used to dealing with the needs of those in study. Casual shifts, freelance work and remote work are great as they allow you to set your own hours - but these opportunities can be hard to come by.

PLAN AROUND YOUR DEGREE Avoid taking hours which are too close to scheduled study periods. If you don’t have the time to talk to staff after lectures, it may damage your degree in the long run. And remember: no job is more important than your degree, as it’s what you’re trying to fund in the first place.

That’s where we’re going to start – have you any idea how many employers ‘google’ you before they’ve properly read your CV masterpiece? Lots I’d guess, I know they shouldn’t – I bet they do. With social media becoming arguably the primary method of communication for Generation Y (that’s you), it has now become an instant snapshot of your life, your friends, your actions, your habits, your likes, your hates… in short – you. Whereas in my day, with a well constructed CV, a cleverly placed phone call or a good recruitment agent, I could make my first real impression with an employer at interview – now it’s likely to be your 5am shenanigans in Magaluff or your nek nominate in the ladies loos. So before you even put yourself out there in the job market – clean up your online self. Take down those Twitter rants rivalling James Arthur, set your privacy settings to maximum on Facebook, replace your profile shot with something innocuous and think carefully before you Instagram anything from last Friday night. The very proactive of you might even set up a LinkedIn profile – this is pretty much Facebook for business people and we’ll talk about it in coming weeks. In the meantime, take my advice and make the ‘social you’ a complementary façade for the real you. Sara Sainsbury is Group Talent Director for RSG Plc. RSG is an independently owned, and Bristol based specialist recruitment business, with over 35 years of trading history, operating across the U, and recognised as one of the Sunday Times “Top 250” fastest growing organisations in the UK, with a current turnover in excess of £170m.

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ACE THE INTERVIEW So, you’ve filled out a 1000 online applications, you’ve spoken to every recruitment consultant from here to Lands End, you’ve written more covering letters and emails than you can shake a stick at – now you’ve got it….finally…an interview. APPROXIMATELY 60 minutes to launch your career trajectory, to make/break/change your life forever. No pressure then.

START WITH BASICS – this might seem blindingly obvious but you’d be amazed how many people fail at the first hurdle. Where is the interview and how do you get there? Check the date, time, location; which bus to catch, where’s the nearest car park, how long can you park there, how much change to have ready. BE ON TIME. Do not, EVER, be late for an interview, you might as well not bother showing up at all. Don’t be ridiculously early either – anything more than 10 minutes early makes you look, at best, like you’re confused between the big and the small hand, or at worst, like you’re just a little bit obsessive. WHAT IS THE INTERVIEW FORMAT? Establish in advance what the interview format will be e.g. Q&A, competency based, one to one/group/panel and how many stages there are? Who are you meeting, what is their role?

RESEARCH THE COMPANY thoroughly and make sure it’s the right company – don’t start reciting the mission statement and values of Bloggs & Co when you’re interviewing for Blaggs Plc. Look into their history, nature of business, USPs, competitors, success, values – all the information you need is just a Google search away, and interviewers know that. If you don’t demonstrate a good knowledge of their business it’s insulting to them and lazy of you. Most interviews these days are competency based, meaning the employer has a set of core competencies that are required in all their jobs. Again, you may be able, through the power of t’interweb to find out their specific competencies or you could just assume they will be along the lines of the generic e.g “team working”, “problem solving”, “taking initiative” “results driven” etc and be prepared with examples of when you displayed these traits. This is worth quite a lot of thought at this stage in your career, as whilst you may have a number of vacation or university jobs under your belt, you may not have a vast array of examples from a professional sphere. So be prepared to use examples from your school/university/ sporting/extra curricular activities.

KNOW YOURSELF. It’s a clichéd and dull interview question but the less creative interviewers amongst us could well ask “What are your weaknesses?” - do not at this point say “I’m too much of a perfectionist” unless you’re happy to receive a punch in the face – even a metaphoric one. Know your weak points but also how they can be improved with training and commitment – dwell more on your strengths.

DRESS SMARTLY. If in doubt wear a suit – preferably in a dark colour, keep the cream linen number for Hawaiian theme nights; gents wear a tie – a normal one, not a bootlace/kipper or comedy tie. Lose the facial piercings/flesh tunnels and hide all tattoos. Have normal hair – don’t overgel it/crimp it or decide to try out that crimson rinse the day before. In short, do not try to express your personality through your wardrobe on this occasion – let the employer know you are a blank canvas….a smart, respectable, well groomed blank canvas. RELAX, maintain eye contact, have a firm handshake (practice this, preferably with a friend rather than yourself), be positive and enthusiastic, keep to the point and listen. Have prepared some relevant questions – NOT “what time is lunch?” more along the lines of “what are the company’s plans for expansion”, “what’s been your progession at XXX” or “I’ve read your blog on blah blah blah, what led you to write it”? The last couple are good ones – you should’ve fully researched the interviewer so you know who you’re meeting, but everyone loves talking about themselves. THIS WORKS TWO WAYS. Finally, remember this is a two way process. You are meeting them ostensibly to “sell” yourself, however, you need to be completely comfortable with what they are describing in terms of the role, the company, the opportunity and a good interviewer will want you to “buy”. It’s your life and your choice…..there is a chance that you’ll be offered a job but you decide it’s not the one for you. That’s fine, don’t be pressurised by anyone: friends/parents or the company themselves into accepting something that doesn’t feel right for you. Just identify what you didn’t like, change the focus of your search and commence the hunt for your new opportunity with renewed vigour. Good luck!

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My client is looking for intelligent, hard working graduates to their company at an entry level HR position, candidates must be keen to advance as progression will be available and you must have a good understanding of HR. Candidates must have a 2.1 and 300 ucas points. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above

Our Client is a leading email marketing software and services provider. They are looking for an ambitious IT graduate to join their expanding technical support team in Harrow. The candidate must have a Computer Science degree and must have achieved a 2.1 or above from university. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.

My client is looking a graduate in a computer related degree to go into PHP developing. They are looking for someone with good knowledge in PHP, Javascript, CSS3 and HTML along with SQL. This would be ideal for someone looking to get into the software side of IT.

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My client is looking a graduate in a computer related degree to go into PHP developing. They are looking for someone with sound knowledge in PHP, Javascript, CSS3 and HTML. You will be involved in the development of websites for the company and their clients. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.

My client is looking for ambitious graduates to join a management development program. Minimum requirements: 2:1 degree, 280 UCAS points, geographically mobile around the UK. You must be able to demonstrate leadership skills or potential. An interest in transport and logistics would be beneficial. For more information and to apply please email london.graduates@reedglobal. com quoting the Job ID above..

My client is looking for an ambitious graduate to join a growing team. Minimum requirements: you must be ambitious, money hungry and willing to put in the time for big reawards. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above

My client is looking for intelligent, hard working graduates to join an elite company based in the city of London, you must have at least a 2.1 and 320 ucas points. For more information and to apply please email london.graduates@reedglobal. com quoting the Job ID above.

My client is looking for a ambitious graduates to join their expanding company. Although they are currently based in London they are looking to open additional offices over the UK due to a continued aggressive growth plan. You must be ambitious, have ay eye for detail and passionate about a career in finance ideally with a 2:1 from a related degree. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above

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My client, a top 4 accountancy practice have a few spaces left on their 2014 graduate scheme - 3 year program. Minimum requirements: 2:1 degree, 300 UCAS points, English/Maths GCSE A or B. You must have an interest in Audit, study support for ACA qualification available. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.

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Five ways to stay safe in university

Stay safe at university with these top tips. By Imogen Shaw PHOTO CREDIT: WEMMY OGUNYANKIN

EVERYONE’S HEARD those unsettling rumours about a friend of a friend whose house has been broken into. Unfortunately such things do happen, but there are ways to keep your mind at rest and your house secure. Here are five top tips for living safely in your university accommodation: 1. CHOOSE YOUR AREA CAREFULLY. Cities have different student areas, but some locations are more vulnerable to unwanted guests. Keep in mind that you may save £5 a week on rent, but it might be better to pay a little more and feel safer in your home. 2. KEEP THOSE DOORS LOCKED! Living in a student area means you can be targeted more frequently. Locking your door stops people from letting themselves in and taking your valuables. 3. SHUT WINDOWS. Of course you can open your windows to let some fresh air in, but don’t forget to lock them whilst you’re out or in bed. Thieves have a keen eye for open windows, as it’s a perfect way for them to try to get in. 4. ARE YOUR ITEMS IN VIEW? It sounds obvious, but if you can see into your front room or bedroom, try to keep desirable items out of view. Those visible MP3 players, laptops, and TVs are going to make thieves want to get into your house, since they can see what’s on offer. 5. LASTLY, if you are concerned about a stranger snooping around, speak to your neighbours. Keeping up a neighbourhood watch will benefit you and your street.

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10 (SOBER) FLATMATE BONDING ACTIVITIES

FLATMATE DEBATES: HOW TO DEAL WITH ANNOYING FLATMATES

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HAVE A FILM NIGHT. Put on your pyjamas, grab a film, and your night is set. GO TO THE PEAKS. Step out of the campus bubble and get some exercise and fresh air into your lungs. CLEAN THE COMMUNAL AREAS. It’s one of those things that can’t be avoided. Come together, put on some music, and make your parents proud. DO SOME STUDYING TOGETHER. Again, you can’t avoid the work but you can Google motivational quotes for each other. HAVE A GAMES NIGHT. A classic game of Twister can prove to be serious bonding material. CHILL IN THE SHARED AREAS. If you find yourself needing a break from work, go to the kitchen and see who fancies a cup of tea.

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LIVING WITH people can be tough and not everybody sees eye-to-eye. Whether you live with friends or complete strangers, it’s easy to get wound up by small things, especially when spending a lot of time together in a close, shared environment. If you feel that an argument or confrontation is on the horizon then here are some ideas on how to prevent and deal with those situations. Use a flatmate agreement to agree that no one will do those annoying little things - not washing dishes, not emptying the bins, making a lot of noise, or having a lot of people over without prior consent from housemates. It will serve as a mutual promise not to be ‘that’ person. If an issue becomes a major cause of annoyance, then sitting down and talking things over with a non-biased party, a residential mentor or nonannoyed party’s friend, can help avoid unwanted tension. Don’t aggravate matters by posting passive aggressive notes or spiteful letters on or under people’s doors; it will only make matters worse. Instead, arrange a time between everyone involved via a timetable on the fridge and have a house or flat meeting. If numerous people have a problem with just one person, nominate someone to have a quiet oneto-one talk with them. A group against one can be intimidating and no one wants to feel scared in their own house. Maturity and civility is key, so try your best to resolve things before they get blown out of proportion.

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SPORT INTRA MURAL: YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE

SHEFFIELD BEAT NEWCASTLE IN SEASON’S FIRST LEAGUE GAME GEORGE WILLIAMS

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ON 8TH OCTOBER, Sheffield Men’s Rugby Union 1st team welcomed Newcastle University Men’s Rugby Union 2’s to Norton by winning the first league game of the year. Sheffield opened the scoring in testing conditions. Fullback Joe Sinclair slipped past two defenders to Dan Kelly, who produced a delightful offload out of the tackle for winger Jordan Bulgin to score under the posts, converted by Matt Cooper. The dominating Sheffield forwards soon scored their second try. From a lineout 10 meters out, they set up a maul and pushed over for Miles Warriner to score. Despite a Newcastle penalty, Sheffield scored again: after some slick play from their back line, they gained a scrum 5 meters out, which they preceded to push over, giving Warriner his second try. As conditions became increasingly difficult, the game became a scrappier affair and Newcastle scored a late consolation try, but ultimately Sheffield secured victory.

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HALLAM VICTORIOUS IN ‘FRESHERS VARSITY’ RUGBY MATCH SIMON WATTERS

INTRA MURAL is a programme run by Sport Sheffield that gives students and staff the opportunity to play sports in fun and competitive leagues, with regular fixtures. League tables and fixtures are updated online automatically, meaning that anyone can see how their team is getting on at the click of a button. “Intra Mural Sport is a programme put on with the student population in mind,” said Greg Unwin, development officer for Intra Mural. “The key message we try to get across to the participants of Intra Mural Sport is that it’s all about fun, enjoyment and regular exercise.” As Unwin points out, “It gives people the opportunity to compete on a regular basis without a commitment to representing the University of Sheffield.” This is crucial for those who love sport, but do not quite make the cut when

it comes to representing the University. It is a chance to improve your skills in a relaxed atmosphere with friends. With over 40 different leagues between 5 different sports, it’s not an easy job to keep it all going. Greg’s job as development officer means he oversees the running of the whole programme: “It is one of the largest programmes within higher education in Great Britain, so it is very challenging but I have a very good team behind me to help deliver such a brilliant experience.” It is also about more than just the sport: “students are developing their leadership, organisational, written, verbal and social media skills by performing their duties as Sports Officers for their societies”. There is still a competitive element, with the legendary yellow winners’ shirts at stake towards the end of the

season, when the knockout competitions begin. The beauty of Intra Mural is that all your hard work throughout the league season is paid off no matter how well your team performs. If you come bottom of your league you get put through to a knockout phase, just as you do if you finish on top. The leagues all come down to a finals day in May, which is covered not only by Intra Mural photographers, but also by student radio stations all over Sheffield. Some of Greg’s fondest memories of his time on the programme come from “those finals days that go right down to the wire… we once had one which went down to sudden-death penalties and we just about caught it on camera as the 6th penalty was skied over the bar”. For more information about how to set up a team, head to http://www.sport-sheffield. com/intramural.

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THE SHEFFIELD Hallam Freshers XV men’s rugby team comfortably beat the University of Sheffield Freshers XV team in what has been dubbed ‘Freshers varsity’, which took place on 1st October. Playing at Hallam Sports Park, Hallam opened the scoring after ten minutes when the ball was shipped out well to the giant outside centre, who went over for a try in the corner. Their second try of the game came five minutes later in almost exactly the same fashion, only this time their out half touched

down under the posts following some neat work. A third try followed just after half an hour, a simple overlap on the blindside saw the ball find its way to the outside centre once again, and he did the rest. The University of Sheffield got one back soon afterwards though, a well worked move from the lineout a few minutes before the break saw their out half score under the sticks, leaving the half time score at 19-7. In the second half, Hallam’s fitness and organization really showed as they continued to

assert dominance. Two more tries were scored by the Hallam centres which saw them put the game out of sight. Nonetheless, the away side continued to press and they were rewarded for their efforts. This pressure saw them get a consolation try with 10 minutes of the game left. However, Hallam’s defence held firm for the remainder, leaving the final score 33-14, in a game which proved how important a solid pre-season really is.

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RISING STAR OF SPORT: SHU’S BECKI TURNER TOM HITCHENOR

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SHEFFIELD HALLAM University was magnificently represented at this year’s 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow. Ten of SHU’s sporting elite competed in the event, with six performing exceptionally well in claiming medals. If it were to compete as a country in itself, the University would have finished 18th in the standings, showing the extraordinary hard work the athletes and coaches have put in, but also the role that the University itself has played in moulding the athletes’ fledgling sporting careers. Ellie Faulkner, who claimed bronze for swimming in the 4x200m Freestyle Relay with fellow SHU teammate Becki Turner, said: “It was great to be a part of the Commonwealth Games with so many other Sheffield Hallam students, and I’m really happy that I won a medal. The Games were a fantastic experience, and I’m so proud to have been part of such a successful team.” Becki Turner herself was one of the standout young performers in Team England’s swimming squad. After her success in the 4x200m Freestyle, she also anchored the 4x100m team to an extremely impressive silver medal, pipped only by a world record-breaking swim by the Australians. The BSc Sports and Exercise student brought great pride not only to her university, but also to her native Rotherham and City of Sheffield swimming club. Her rise has been gradual, winning 4x200m Freestyle Relay gold at the 2007 and 2008 European Juniors, in addition to her silver in the same event at the 2008 World Championships. Coinciding with the year of commencing her studies at Hallam, 2012, she produced a stunning solo display to win her first British Gold Medal in the Women’s Open 200m Freestyle at the British Swimming Championships, with her City of Sheffield, Sheffield Hallam University, and England teammate Ellie Faulkner taking third. With her victory at the British Swimming Championships, she earned a coveted spot on the 2012 Great Britain Team, placing in a very respectable 17th in the overall results - part of a building process that led to those special victories in Glasgow this July. With her being a firm fixture in British Swimming, coupled with studies at Hallam, the future is extremely bright for this young star, but her feet are kept firmly on the ground. On the evening of the 4x100m relay teams silver medal victory, the swimmer posted this enormously grounded tweet “Thanks for all the messages everyone!! What a night!! Time for tea and bed!!” Spoken like a true Yorkshire lass.

SHOULD CHED EVANS RETURN TO SHEFFIELD UNITED? CAMILLE BROUARD

PIC: NORTH WALES POLICE

A CONTROVERSIAL topic in Sheffield sports right now is the possible return of striker and convicted rapist Ched Evans to Sheffield United FC. Evans was imprisoned in 2012 for raping a 19-year-old woman, who was deemed too drunk to consent to sex. He maintains his innocence, the website www.chedevans.com outlining how legally drunken consent is still consent. However, the 19-year-old was too drunk to remember any sexual activity, so could not clearly consent, as the website itself concedes elsewhere. Football players are idolised, particularly by young children, so the reinstatement of Evans would be truly regrettable, as a lack of respect to the seriousness of rape crime in British society.