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IN VOGUE: A student model shows the style that will be on display at a charity fashion show at Glasgow University this month. The event will showcase well-known fashion houses, such as House of Fraser, alongside up-and-coming designers to raise money for cancer charity The Beatson Pebble Appeal. Work by Glasgow School of Art graduates will also feature in the show, on February 21 PICTURE: CHERYL LYNCH, WWW.CHERYL-LYNCH.CO.UK

A HEALTH warning has been sent out after an outbreak of mumps at the University of Glasgow. The alert was issued after ten UoG students were diagnosed with the highly infectious disease, which can lead to infertility and viral meningitis. The statement read: ‘Mumps is contagious. We advise that you should not attend university for one week after you had the initial symptoms. Please do not attend social events or classes if you think you have mumps. You should remain isolated as far as practically possi-

ble. Please contact your GP surgery if you believe you have mumps. This is an important public health issue.’ Mumps can be spread if an infected person shares the virus with others by coughing or sneezing, or transfers it on to an object, such as a door handle or work surface. Symptoms of the disease include swelling of the parotid glands (found on either side of the face), headaches, joint pains or a high temperature – although there are no noticeable symptoms in about one in three cases. The NHS has been vaccinating against mumps as part of the MMR jab since 1996 and so most under-

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graduates will have had two doses of the vaccine. However, all students are strongly advised to seek medical advice if they experience symptoms or have not been vaccinated. The outbreak at the university follows an upsurge of cases across Scotland, mostly in the Glasgow, Lanarkshire and Edinburgh areas. There were 98 cases reported in the first three weeks of 2015, compared with 36 for the whole of January last year. Health officials have urged people aged between 20 and 35 to ensure they have been vaccinated.

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DANIEL SPEIRS THINK wrestling and you think of angry, long-haired muscle-bound lumps screaming mock abuse at each other. So meet Paul Craig, who pursues his more serious version of the sport in his kilt, often with his hands behind his back and has just become the �irst foreigner to win a wrestling crown in Iceland. The 19-year-old, who studies psychology at Glasgow Caledonian University, said he only entered the glima contest on the off-chance and was stunned to beat the Icelanders in their own backyard. He had travelled to Iceland with the Scottish wrestling team and had already won his native backhold-style event when he decided to go in for the glima-style 80kg title. And he so nearly didn’t make it. ‘I was down by a yellow card in the last ten seconds of the �inal but managed to throw

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Proving a moot point is a winner YOU won’t want to go up against Fiona Malone or Lucy Brunton in a legal debate any time soon. The two Strathclyde University law students have won the inaugural National Student Law Society Scottish Cup after defeating Dundee University in moot court. Lucy won an individual award for best advocate. The university’s mooting society said: ‘Fiona and Lucy have worked incredibly hard for each round of the competition and have been completely dedicated right from the start.’ Mooting is an oral presentation, before a judge, of a legal issue against an opposing counsel. Moot co-ordinator Chris McCorkindale said: ‘Fiona and Lucy have shown themselves to be ﬁrst-class mooters.’ Aynsleigh Hollywood

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my opponent in the last seconds,’ he said. ‘Apparently, I am the �irst foreigner to win it. I wasn’t expecting it at all, especially since it was their own game on their own turf.’ Glima dates back to the Vikings and is practised very much as an Icelandic martial art self-defence. There are three codes, involving various

holds, throws, chokes, locks and pain techniques. Paul, from Wemyss Bay, was a fan of judo from the age of nine and only took up backhold wrestling a couple of years ago. He said: ‘A friend showed me a poster for a local wrestling competition and recommended I compete in it, and it just went from there.’

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GLASGOW engineering student Jake Hanson came up with a clever way to enjoy the snow by using an ironing board to traverse the hills of Kelvingrove Park. The 22-year-old taped a shower curtain to his board and sped down the slopes. ‘Sledges were far too expensive,’ he said. What’s more, the ironing board was a broken one thrown out by his neighbour.

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Our guarantee: Get a degree or your fees back JOHN SHAW STUDENTS who fail their degrees should get rebates on their tuition fees, the principal of the University of West Scotland has declared. Prof Craig Mahoney, below, says universities will increasingly have to behave like private industry – and that means the student is king. ‘We have to acknowledge that students are customers and we have to meet customer expectations,’ he said. ‘To do that, we have to know who our customers are and understand their needs and desires. ‘The customer is truly king and we need to

recognise that.’ He said that would mean radical change. ‘One possibility we are considering is introducing a rebate system,’ he said. ‘If you are admitted to UWS on the basis we only admit students with the potential to succeed, and then you fail to complete your degree – having attended and participated in all the support and development opportunities we offer – we will refund the tuition fee you have personally paid or taken a loan

for.’ The Scottish Funding Council pays for Scottish and EU students, while students from the rest of Britain pay tuition fees and those from outside the EU face far higher fees. Robert Foster, NUS Scotland vice-president, said it was a novel suggestion that deserved wider debate. ‘Any student who fails to complete their degree, for a huge variety of reasons and very often not of their own doing, represents a huge waste of potential – for them, our institutions and wider society,’ he said. ‘We’d be worried if this was simply a way to try and attract more fee-paying students while doing little for the outcomes of Scottish students.’

DOH SIMPLE: Homer would be so disappointed with this donut… but Marge might approve. Glasgow graduate Aisha Kasim has invented the Hot Donut Hair Bun – a self-heating accessory that curls your locks and minimises hair damage. A crowdfunding campaign a year ago swiftly passed her £1,500 target to help develop the product, which is already available online. ‘We had the packaging ﬁnished a few months ago and have just recorded a television advert which we’re now hoping to have appear on Sky,’ said Aisha, 30, a former Glasgow University business student.

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Eco uni is ahead of two rivals THE city’s universities have been rated on how green they are – with very different results. Glasgow Caledonian University was given a ﬁrst-class rating by student charity People and Planet, which ranked it tenth out of 151 British universities for factors including recycling, clean energy sources and work to reduce its carbon footprint. The high rating contrasted with the University of Strathclyde, which came 110th, and Glasgow, which was one behind at 111th. Both were branded third class by the charity.

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Pistorius stripped of doctorate following shooting conviction OSCAR PISTORIUS has been stripped of his honorary degree from the University of Strathclyde. The South African was awarded the doctorate after he became the �irst disabled athlete to compete against able-bodied

sportsmen at the 2012 Olympics. But the university came under pressure to take it back after he was jailed in October for shooting dead girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s Day 2013. A Strathclyde spokesman said: ‘We

AYNSLEIGH HOLLYWOOD A MUCH-loved student’s death from meningitis has put universities on alert. Stephen Gillon, 20, who was studying nuclear physics at the University of West Scotland in Paisley, was taken to hospital with meningococcal septicaemia and died in November. His friends paid tribute on Facebook. One, Jannine Silo, wrote: ‘I feel a huge privilege to have known you. ‘Words cannot do justice to what I would like to say. I know

STUDENTS held a vigil to mark the 25th anniversary of a massacre in Azerbaijan. Led by a youth group from the country, they held signs at the University of Glasgow showing the names of Azerbaijanis killed on January 20 1990 during their ﬁght for independence from the USSR.

FANCY travelling 5,000 miles to study for a masters or a doctorate? The University of Glasgow is teaming up with Nankai University, in eastern China, to launch a postgraduate centre. Enrolment has begun for the ﬁrst year, when tutors from both institutions will teach 75 students in English.

that you are watching over us all.’ Rebecca Asm added: ‘Living with this crazy, hilarious, amazing person for two years will be something that I’ll never ever forget. Seeing all the pictures and love people have for you makes me smile.’ A UWS spokesman said: ‘We are extremely saddened to hear of the death of Stephen and we pass on our deepest sympathy to his family and friends. ‘UWS have been liaising closely with NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde.’ He said staff and students at the university had been

advised on how to spot signs of the disease and reduce their chances of infection, despite the risk being low. Other universities in the area have also been taking precautions after two Strathclyde students were sent to hospital with meningitis in September. The University of Strathclyde sent out an email that read: ‘The affected students’ close contacts have been identi�ied and given medical advice.’ Meanwhile, University of Glasgow students have been told to get meningitis C booster vaccinations from their GPs.

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have revoked the honorary degree awarded to Oscar Pistorius following his conviction for culpable homicide.’ Pistorius travelled to Glasgow to receive the award in 2012, when he called Scotland his ‘second home’.

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FURNITURE saved from the fire at Glasgow School of Art is to go on show. The 20 Mackintosh pieces were pulled from the flames by firefghters in May last year and have been in storage ever since. They can be seen at a new furniture gallery in the Reid Building. For details, see www.gsa.ac.uk.

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No prosecution for ‘yes’ sisters PROTESTERS arrested while showing support for Scottish independence have been told they will face no further legal action after a four-month wait. Glasgow Caledonian University student Sarah Johnson, 20, and sister Sophie, 16, were held for 11 hours after waving a Saltire amid ‘no’ voters at a post-referendum demo

and accused of obstructing police. A video shows Sarah’s �lag being snatched by a unionist. Sarah, who studies sociology and politics, told a newspaper: ‘All we were doing was advocating our democratic right to a peaceful protest. We were standing up for what we believe in.’ Nicole Hendry

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CRAIG’S IN THE FRAME GAME IN this digital age, it’s perhaps reassuring that sometimes, the old ways remain the best. For amateur photographer Craig Aitchison, that is certainly the case. The 39-year-old IT and audio-visual technician at Strathclyde University has become the first Scottish landscape photographer of the year – and insists using film produces the best results. ‘With digital, if you are trying to show a panorama you have to stitch them together,’ he says. ‘That means you are getting a distorted image; it’s not capturing what it’s like to experience. With film, it is all within one frame.’ Getting his images processed is as time-consuming as taking them – he has to send the film to Sheffield and the Isle of Wight.

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HOW peloothered did you get last night? Maybe you were just a little bit muckibus. Certainly, you’d probably feel too traiked to entertain tackling your vulgars. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Historical Thesaurus, an online version of which has just launched, thanks to the painstaking efforts of academics at the University of Glasgow. The release of the digital version marks 50 years since the thesaurus was �irst proposed by Michael Samuels, the late professor of English language at the university. The �irst printed version was published six years ago. More than 230 people helped compile the thesaurus, which contains 800,000

words and their meanings from the last 1,000 years. It took ‘approximately 320,000 person-hours to complete – the equivalent of 176 years of solid work for one person’, according to the website. It also contains links to their synonyms and records when the word came into and disappeared from use. Laura O’Donnell, an English student at the University of Glasgow, said the website was ‘fascinating and really easy to use’. Fellow UoG student Caitlin Diver added: ‘I think the Historical Thesaurus is fantastic for English language students. ‘It offers an unparalleled reference point for words in both Old English and Present Day English and a detailed explanation of how mean-

ings evolved over time.’ So, how many words are there for being drunk? There are 193, including peloothered, muckibus, half-shaved, sprung, and stocious. If you’re traiked, you’re tired or fatigued and vulgars means homework, dating from the 1500s. Dr Marc Alexander, senior lecturer in English language and current director of the Historical Thesaurus of English, said: ‘We hope that this will be of great use to historians, writers, and linguists but we also encourage anyone with an interest in the English language and its history – or just the history of the English-speaking peoples – to explore this fascinating resource.’ See http://historicalthesaurus.arts.gla.ac.uk.

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An out-paw-ing of grief Tributes: Miller’s death aged 18 has seen calls for a statue in his honour

NICOLE HENDRY IT was the kind of outpouring of grief usually associated with the passing of a national hero. Facebook was �looded with tribute pictures as hundreds of fans shared poignant memories. But, far from being a �ilm star or sporting icon, the tears �lowed for Miller, the University of Glasgow library cat. The tabby’s death at the age of 18 even sparked his own hashtag, #RIPmillerthecat. Nadia MN wrote on Facebook: ‘I am so sorry to hear about Miller. I remember passing by him most days on my way to the library while he was just majestically sitting there.’ Ahmad Zahar added: ‘RIP, Meow Miller. From Malaysia (Class of ‘78).’

Games expert is one of best women in ﬁeld A LECTURER at Glasgow Caledonian has been named one of the 100 most in�luential women working in the gaming industry. Dr Romana Ramzan, pictured, was identi�ied by a judging panel of over 50 British gaming executives for industry website MCV Brit. ‘I’m absolutely delighted and honoured to be selected,’ she said. ‘The games industry needs more women. Although women account for almost 50 per cent of the game-playing population, they only make up six per cent of the workforce.’ She

goes forward to the awards night �inals later this month. Dr Ramzan is one of the leading lights behind the Scottish Game Jam, which was staged at CGU once again. More than 100 rising stars in the gaming industry took part trying to develop original, action-packed games from conception to completion in just 48 hours. Twenty-six games were produced at this year’s Jam, some �lipping existing genres on their head and others using virtual reality headsets. They can be played at the Saltire Centre.

Rapper Green’s no-show mystery FANS of singer Professor Green were left bitterly disappointed as he pulled out of a gig in Glasgow at the last minute. His management team said the rapper ‘had been taken ill on the journey’ to play at QMU. However, there have been rumours of poor ticket sales for his Growing Up In Public tour at student venues, in particular. Fans still got to enjoy Kobi Onyame. Green also cancelled a gig at Warwick university in late January at the last minute, citing ‘unforeseen circumstances’.

Miller became a �ixture around the university, and made the Adam Smith Building his own domain. Miller’s owner, Laura Kerr, who lives near campus, announced the death via social media. ‘It’s with a very sad heart that I have had to let all you lovely people know that Miller passed away very peacefully and pain-free after being poorly for the last few months,’ she said. There are growing calls for a building to be named in his honour or a statue erected. ‘We need to name a building after this cat. Please someone at the SRC get this put forward!’ wrote Edna Snully. Mhairi Stewart added: ‘Can we put out a public subscription to have a statue of Miller created for the campus? I’ll be the �irst to pledge.’

inBRIEF Seeing benefit of top research RESEARCHERS at the University of West Scotland are among the nation’s best for seeing the results of their work taken up by industry. Ian Bishop, UWS head of research services, said: ‘We are committed to ensuring our expertise benefits society.’ Innovate UK, which tracks ‘knowledge transfer’, has UWS as the secondmost active in the field.

Healing and teaching hands A ‘TEACH and treat’ clinic has been launched to offer specialist health care to students, staff and the wider community in the city. The GCU initiative, which will be managed by its school of health and life sciences, will initially offer physio and acupuncture, as well as remedial and sports massage.

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Top dog Farage will get my vote MANDY FULLER ‘WHO are you going to vote for?’ is one of the most-asked questions at the moment. With the general election in May, the major parties don’t have long to win us round. Personally, I’d rather have a tea party than the Labour Party... but I can’t see the Great British public voting for that. However, I am genuinely tempted to vote Ukip. No, I haven’t lost my mind. I believe every dog has his day and, let’s face it, Nigel Farage is a bit of a dog – in that bloodhound, jowly cheek look he wears so well. As a student, I

Future PM?: Ukip leader Nigel Farage PICTURE: TWITTER often have to work long hours for s*** money, so any man that promises I don’t have to pay tax because I’m on the minimum wage is the man for me. I don’t

care if he’s branded a racist misogynist – and, as a black girl, that should really bother me. I want to keep more of my hard-earned cash. The main reason I’m going to vote Ukip is because of their pledge to remove tuition fees for university students on certain courses, based on academic performance. Let’s face it, the political party that allows me to take home more of my wages and cuts tuition fees – allowing me to spend more on my alcoholic, party-animal lifestyle – is definitely the political party for me. Nigel Farage for prime minister!

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PARTY POOPER: The words ‘house party’ and ‘danger’ go hand in hand. Waking up in a bleary-eyed haze to find someone has scrawled rude drawings in permanent marker on the kitchen walls or to discover vomit that hasn’t quite made the toilet bowl has to be among every host’s worst nightmare. So, is that ‘small gathering’ that you were about to publish on Facebook (accidentally without the ‘invite-only’ setting) worth it? Michael Quinn

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EXAM STRESS: We are constantly being told that today’s youth has it far too easy when it comes to education, so there is now a demand for exambased learning. Surely it is counterproductive to only be tested on less than ten per cent of what you have learnt in the space of a couple of hours while under intense pressure? Students should be encouraged to exercise their skills about the subject thoroughly and this is best achieved through coursework. It also allows a student to choose their own question, encouraging them to pursue and expand their own ideas which they are passionate about Natalie Wellings

I HEART VALENTINE’S: Whatever complaints the anti-Valentine’s brigade has, no-one can resist the excitement of knowing someone out there holds a special place for you in their heart. Regardless of the tacky merchandise of February 14 and the 11million additional texts sent on the day of love, the simplistic act of giving an anonymous card will undoubtedly bring a smile to anyone’s face Lucy Kehoe

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LOVE SICK: Whether you’re single or taken, Valentine’s is utter tripe. I just don’t think a heart-shaped box filled with cheap chocolates picked up from Card Factory for 99p, or an over-sized teddy bear that will ultimately be abandoned once the endorphin-filled day loses all its glory, class as romance. Watching couples flap about confessing their undying love for one another because they are compelled to do so really does have me contemplating shooting a fat little Cupid’s arrow through my own head Ema Brewer

COST OF EDUCATION: Students shouldn’t get a free ride – but getting a degree surely isn’t a free ride? The truth is – as if you hadn’t noticed – the economy is on the fritz and paying for higher education seems to be a knee-jerk reaction. Instead of genuine economic pragmatism, paying for education is yet more evidence that austerity is ruining people’s outlook. Saddling ambitious, forward-thinking students with debt – or, worse, making further education unavailable to some – is regressive in the most devastating way. Student Loans has already lost a load of tuition fees, the rest won’t ever get paid back – why not just scrap them altogether, George? Joe Evans

DIS-MAY: I agree with chancellor at the University of Birmingham Lord Bilimoria, who has attacked Theresa May’s plan to clear out non-EU international students from the UK. Closing Britain off to foreign students would damage its reputation as a nation that attracts talent from all over the world and cut off important cultural ties. Every international student pays thousands of pounds more than any British student each year and they do not get a loan like home students. It seems like Theresa May’s plan doesn’t have either economic reasoning or support behind it Natalia Alyukova

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IMON AMSTELL is delving into his psyche. Describing his �irst taste of the hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca during a trip to Peru – the inspiration for his latest stand-up tour, To Be Free – he says it failed to transform his thoughts in the way locals and gap year truth-seekers had claimed. ‘I imagined afterwards I’d have the feeling of total peace and serenity and I’d no longer feel stuck or limited,’ he says. ‘But despite this life-changing, profound, unexplainable experience, I’m still imprisoned by my own various insecurities.’ These stubborn doubts seem to be almost an asset for the 35-year-old, who does not shy away from letting his �laws take centre-stage. ‘My last tours were both quite… sad,’ he laughs. ‘Loneliness and the feeling of disconnection were big themes. However, this one is about me trying to �ind total freedom in my life. ‘I no longer feel as broken or troubled, so I think there’s generally more joy in this show. Although I’m still dealing with all the various problems of being a human being, they’re not quite as tragic as they were in previous shows. ‘I think I’m now closer to a fully functioning

TV presenter-turned-comedian Simon Amstell talks to CASSIE DONEY about psychadelics, clowning, Buddhism and the struggle to become a functioning human being human being than I’ve ever been.’ But the trope of the troubled comic has endured, partly through 2012 sitcom Grandma’s House, where his drifting ex-TV presenter character’s situation seemed to mirror his own life following Never Mind The Buzzcocks. He sees his ability to turn pain into humour as a survival skill. ‘If I didn’t have comedy as a career, I’d be desperately trying to �ind some other way to cope,’ he says. ‘I’d probably be in therapy full time.’ Although his stand-up show touches on the politics of the meat industry and the ‘absurdity’ of having a royal family, Amstell is not mounting a Russell Brand-style call for revolution quite yet. ‘I think the best thing for me to be doing is to retain the mask of the clown, where the clown is cheekily questioning things around him,’ he says. ‘I think the moment you become the politician, you lose the clown. And I feel like the clown is freer than the politician.’ The role of clown is one Amstell takes seriously. He

studied at Philippe Gaulier’s prestigious clown school in Paris – an experience he likens to an aspect of Zen Buddhism, where young monks are given puzzles to solve. ‘The reason they’re so tricky is that the mind can’t solve these puzzles,’ Amstell says. ‘The solution was to throw away rational thought – to be instinctive and childlike. And I wasn’t good at any of those things.’ Not all clowning around has been worth it, though. ‘I learnt to juggle as a kid,’ he says. ‘It doesn’t get you sex. It gets people to look at you for about 30 seconds, and then they go and look at something else.’ Watching acts at the Edinburgh Fringe, things �inally clicked, however. ‘The performers I found funny were the ones who had a sense of childlike wonder,’ he says. ‘Because everything is essentially ridiculous – and, through comedy, you can express that ridiculousness of everything we experience being an absurd illusion created by our ego monkey minds.’ He pauses. ‘There’s a quote for you.’

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Celtic Connections: Beat Bothy, The Arches, £14; Studio 500, Viper, £5; Club O, Òran Mór, £4-£8; Fresh Beat, The Garage, free before 11.30pm; #Famous, Kushion, free before 11pm, £5 after; Get Loose Fridays, Bamboo, free for students

friday, feb 27

saturday, feb 28

Niteworks, Industry, 10.30pm, £7 Sensu, Sub club, 11pm, £5 Celtic Connections: Beat Bothy, The Arches, £14; Studio 500, Viper, £5 Club O, Òran Mór, £4-£8 Fresh Beat, The Garage, free before 11.30pm; #Famous, Kushion, free before

friday, mar 6

saturday, mar 7

Propaganda, O2 ABC, 11pm, £4; Celtic Connections: Beat Bothy, The Arches, £14; Studio 500, Viper, £5; Club O, Òran Mór, £4-£8; Fresh Beat, The Garage, free before 11.30pm; #Famous, Kushion, free before 11pm, £5 after; Get Loose Fridays, Bamboo, free for students

Bamboo Saturdays, Bamboo, free before 11pm or on guestlist I Heart Garage Saturdays, The Garage, £7; Kushion Saturdays, Kushion, free before 10pm, £6 after Viper Saturdays, Viper, free before 10.30pm, £6 after

sunday, march 8 Sunday Science, The Garage, £4 Disco Badger, Bamboo, free on guestlist

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saturday, feb 21 Bamboo Saturdays, Bamboo, free before 11pm or on guestlist I Heart Garage Saturdays, The Garage, £7; Kushion Saturdays, Kushion, free before 10pm, £6 after Viper Saturdays, Viper, free before 10.30pm, £6 after

sunday, mar 1 Dels, Broadcast, 7pm, £7.50 Sunday Science, The Garage, £4 Disco Badger, Bamboo, free on guestlist

monday, mar 9 Burn, The Buff Club, free Space Invaders, The Garage, £6 Heat, Viper, free before 10.30, £5 after

sunday, feb 22 Sunday Science, The Garage, £4 Disco Badger, Bamboo, free on guestlist

monday, mar 2 Burn, The Buff Club, free Space Invaders, The Garage, £6 Heat, Viper, free before 10.30, £5 after

tuesday, mar 10 Juicy Tuesday, Kushion, £4 Skint Tuesdays, Strathclyde students’ union, free before 10pm, £3 after Killer Kitsch, The Buff Club, £3 #tag, The Garage, £6

sunday, feb 15 Club Noir, O2 Academy, 9pm, £15.50 Sunday Science, The Garage, £4 Disco Badger, Bamboo, free on guestlist

monday, feb 23

Burn, The Buff Club, free Space Invaders, The Garage, £6 Heat, Viper, free before 10.30, £5 after

tuesday, mar 3 Juicy Tuesday, Kushion, £4 Skint Tuesdays, Strathclyde students’ union, free before 10pm, £3 after Killer Kitsch, The Buff Club, £3 #tag, The Garage, £6

wednesday, mar 11 Ben Pierce, Sub Club, 11pm, £7 Disco Riot, The Garage, £6 I Heart Wednesdays, Viper, free before 11pm, £5 after WNB: Wednesdays, Bamboo, free on guestlist

monday, feb 16 Burn, The Buff Club, free Space Invaders, The Garage, £6 Heat, Viper, free before 10.30, £5 after

tuesday, feb 24 Juicy Tuesday, Kushion, £4 Skint Tuesdays, Strathclyde students’ union, free before 10pm, £3 after Killer Kitsch, The Buff Club, £3 #tag, The Garage, £6

wednesday, mar 4 Disco Riot, The Garage, £6 I Heart Wednesdays, Viper, free before 11pm, £5 after WNB: Wednesdays, Bamboo, free on guestlist

thursday, mar 12 Jelly Baby, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5 Bad boy Pup Quiz, Sloans, 7pm Beat Street Broadcast, 11pm, free Bad Boy Pub Quiz, Home, free Made You Look Thursdays, Bamboo, £3-£5 Hip Hop Thursdays, The Buff Club, £3 Neverland, The Garage, £4

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what’sON pick of the month MUSIC ONCE every couple of years, a band comes out of nowhere and captures the zeitgeist. It seems Lonely The Brave may just be that band. The Cambridge quintet – David Jakes on vocals, Andrew Bushen on bass, Gavin Edgeley on drums and guitarists Ross Smithwick and Mark Trotter – are winning rave reviews from the rock music press. Their first album, The Day’s War, was a critically acclaimed hit. But their rise to fame has been so rapid, there’s not even a Wikipedia entry on them... yet. They will be bringing their brand of powerful rock to King Tuts on March 12. Stephen Fleming

THEATRE REMEMBER Claire Sweeney? One-time soap star and the sort of smiling go-to celeb who’d turn out for the opening of an envelope? Turns out

including supporting Neil Young in Hyde Park and playing the second stage at Glastonbury in 2013. At the latter, she was singled out as one of the festival’s rising stars and labelled ‘the stand-out female vocalist of the weekend’. Catch Lucy at Glasgow Art School next month.

she’s got talent as both a writer and actress. Her new show, Sex In Suburbia, follows Penny Crowe – the host of a late-night radio phone-in. As Britain’s leading agony aunt she’s heard every dating story, from the heavenly to the hellish. She’s more than happy to dish out relationship advice but will she take it? The comedy night will be packed with hit songs such as I’m Every Woman and I Want To Break Free. Tickets for the show, on March 22 at Theatre Royal Glasgow, start from £21.90.

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MUSIC FOLK songstress Lucy Rose is back on the road. Ahead of her eagerly anticipated second album, slated for release in the summer, Rose is playing a nationwide tour, stopping off in Glasgow on March 13. She will be supported by The Half Earth, aka singer–songwriter Conor Stephenson. Tickets are selling fast. Rose tweeted

Making a return: Lucy Rose is on tour again and is set to play Glasgow next month in mid-January: ‘Jeeeezz, looks like the second London show in march is also sold out, can’t tell

you how excited I am to be playing live music again x.’ Her follow-up to her 2012 debut album,

Like I Used To, has been a long time coming. She has stepped out of the studio for rare live shows,

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MICHAEL REDMOND’S easy Irish humour coupled with his laidback demeanour make him a relaxing watch as well as a hilarious one. You may recognise him as Father Stone, the pathologically uninteresting house guest in Channel 4 classic Father Ted who got struck by lightning, but there is nothing boring about the man himself. His skill at writing comedy enhances his performance and makes you feel as though you have entered the mind of a loveable – if slightly fed-up – old priest. His Sunday Service show runs every Sunday in February at The Stand Comedy Club from 8.30pm. Aynsleigh Hollywood

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Olden... but still Golden Punk’s ‘old farts’ hit the road again The Stranglers are back in Glastonbury’s good books and still bringing the house down with Golden Brown. Now, they are happily hitting the road again after 41 years together, as frontman Baz Warne tells SHANICE ABBOTT

OW does it feel to go back on tour together? It always feels special. We feel proud of what we’ve achieved and that we’re still able to go out there. Did you ever think you would be so successful in the business for so long? No – I don’t think any of us thought we’d be in it for 40 minutes, never mind 40 years! How important is it that your fans have stayed loyal to you? It’s a cliché but I mean it – we would not exist without the fans coming to see us and buying our music. Now, because we’re such old farts, they bring their children – and sometimes their children’s children. It’s been 41 years since the band formed. What’s been your highlight? One was when we played Glastonbury in 2010 because they said that ‘over their dead bodies’ would they ever have The Stranglers on. There was some trouble back in the

early days when we were less than complimentary to the people. But 80,000 people came out to see us anyway – it was fantastic. Can we expect a new album this year? That’s an interesting question. We have been knocking ideas around and emailing each other snippets of music. But these days we live spread out across the UK from each other. I wouldn’t totally say there will be an album this year – but there could be one next year. What inspired you to get back together for your 40th anniversary last year? We’d never really broken up. We were just on a break. We all have our own lives now but it doesn’t matter how old you get or how successful you are – you always want to go back. What’s the one song that gets the crowd going? I would have thought the obvious – Golden Brown. Our audience is built with some very die-hard fans, so they’re probably sick to death of hearing that

Back in black: (l-r) Baz Warne, Jet Black, JJ Burnel and Dave Greenfield

song. But that’s the one we perform and the place just blows up. Where has been your favourite place to tour and why? We did a pretty memorable tour in Australia with Blondie and David Bowie. I mean, we’ve toured with them lots of times over the years, so we know them quite well. But these big tours we always look forward to. n The Stranglers play the O2 Academy in Glasgow on March 28.

People know what we are YOU could argue Enter Shikari are the Millwall of heavy metal music: no-one likes us, we don’t care. Only that would be selling them short. While there are many haters, there are plenty of people who do like them. Speaking to TUP ahead of their sell-out gig at Glasgow’s Barrowland Ballrooms on February 21, bassist Rory Clewlow told us: ‘People know what we are and that’s what they want to see. As long as you’re happy, job done. ‘Whenever we have doubts about tracks, or negative comments, we just support each other.’ Formed in that no-so-rock heartland of St

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We need a scene where we lose our minds On the verge of dropping a new mixtape, Toddla T chats to MORGAN HINTON about DJing at the age of ten, promotional politics and being proper s**t at school

hen did you discover your love for music? I got heavily into music aged about nine or ten. When I was ten I had turntables but they were unusable – all you could do was select tracks. Anything else and the needle would snap. What moment did you commit to being a DJ? I’ve got a bit of a weird mind in that I can’t concentrate on things I’m not into. At

school I was proper s**t – not because I’m thick, I just didn’t give a f**k. Music was one of the only things I could really focus on. With raves now promoting unknown line-ups, would you play at an event that wouldn’t advertise your name on the bill? One hundred per cent – I think that’s a really good idea. If you can sell tickets with the night being the

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In the mix: Toddla T has been in the studio with singer Protoje focus over the DJs, that’s the ultimate winner. How do you feel about the underground scene in Britain? Dance music has got so popular over the last few

years, with so much money in the industry, you get all the bulls**t that comes with it. It’s necessary to have underground nights, now more than ever. Dance music has become new and shiny,

whereas the underground scene should be somewhere you go to lose your mind. What are your aspirations for this year? I’m doing a mixtape with a Jamaican artist called

Protoje. We’re blending his instrumentals and trying to merge the Jamaican sound with the UK sound. Toddla T and Protoje’s mixtape is due for release this month.

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It all got kind of moody Record pushed us to edge of reason

They’re back: (l-r) Tord, Murph and Dan have been working on their third album

The Wombats frontman Matthew ‘Murph’ Murphy tells PORTIA FAHEY about pouring his soul into the new album, what it’s like having LA as your fantasy girlfriend and his new-found fondness for dogs

HE Wombats have ‘pushed themselves to the edge of the human soul’ to create their latest album, Glitterbug. ‘The back end of the recording process was nuts for me,’ according to the band’s lead singer Matthew Murphy, aka Murph. ‘I was back and forth between London and LA. It was very exhausting and it all got kind of moody towards the end. All I know is that I’m incredibly proud of the album.’ And so he should be. The new record, due out in April, has taken four years to complete and Murph – along with bandmates Dan Haggis and Tord Øverland Knudsen – is about to embark on a 26-date European tour in March to promote it. ‘We’re all perfectionists and a lot of the songs have been through heavy critiquing by myself before the others get to them, or they’ll send me a backing track and I’ll work on it and rewrite and rewrite and then it goes back to them,’ he says. ‘We are all definitely guilty of over-analysing things.’ ‘I’m not saying we’ve had

to go down the mines every morning. I’ve certainly put a lot of myself into this album emotionally, psychologically. ‘It’s hilarious – I’m only starting to realise now that when I was in it, I actually had no idea what was going on.’ Thankfully, the band had Bastille’s producer, Mark Crew, on hand to guide them through some of the darker moments. Murph, 30, says: ‘Mark was unbelievable and would take the p*** out of us so much, which is something no one’s ever done before – well, not to our faces, anyway!’ The Liverpool-born singer has also found three new loves in his life: LA, his girlfriend and her dog, Daisy. ‘Daisy’s awesome and I’m completely obsessed with her,’ he laughs. ‘I spent the majority of yesterday just staring at pictures of her.’ And his obsession with LA has become so strong, the city is the main focus of the new album. ‘I’d stay over in LA and I fell more and more in love with the city,’ he explains. ‘I got to know it a lot more

Rising star: Laura Welsh

LAURA WELSH entered the mainstream last year when she featured on Gorgon City’s top ten hit, Here For You. Now, the singer is looking to cement her place there. She spoke to TUP ahead of the release of her debut album, Soft Control, in March. What was it like working with Gorgon City? Musically, it’s completely different to what I do but it was an amazing experience – and to play festivals with them gave

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and then, suddenly, it was this person that I’d written the songs about. I’d created this non-existent person in my head and thought about what it would be like having a long-distance relationship and dealing with jealousy and things like that.’ But most of all, his love is for the fans. ‘It means f*** all if you don’t have some fans that care about you and we’ve always been very lucky in that our fan base is strong but they’re also obsessed with us,’ he says. ‘Everything else is just background noise.’

Singer without compromise me the opportunity to play in front of much bigger audiences. How was the recording process for the album? It was incredible to have it finished and mixed for me. The most important thing was that I’d made the record that I wanted to, without compromise. What do you like to do in your down time? I love photography. I’ve got a Canon film camera so I like shooting on that. Edward Jones

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Together... because we loved to make a big old racket

Passion: Cameron Edwards (left) and Joe Lenzie scored No.1s with Changing and Nobody To Love

ISTENING to drum ’n’ bass duo Sigma chat about getting soaked in champagne and downing trebles, you would think life was just one big booze-fest. But Joe Lenzie and Cameron Edwards have been working hard, releasing four EPs and �ive singles since 2010, two of which – Changing and Nobody To Love – made it to No.1 in the charts. They have also collaborated with the likes of Paloma Faith and Labrinth, who features on their forthcoming single. Catching up with them on their way to the studio as they take a break from live shows to work on debut album Life, due out later this year, I ask how they felt about Kanye West’s track Bound 2, which they reworked for Nobody To Love. ‘Overall, it sounded like someone was having a musical heart attack but we really liked the d’n’b part, so gave it a mix,’ says Edwards. Kanye’s management contacted the duo about playing at Wireless Festival last summer but they declined, preferring to ‘do our own thing’. The pair met at the

They have gone from two mates who fuelled their passion for drum ‘n’ bass with nights out to professionals with two UK No.1s under their belts and a single with Labrinth soon to be released. HENRIETTA PAINTER speaks to Sigma about champagne, doves and staying healthy University of Leeds, where going out three or four nights a week together fuelled their passion for drum ’n’ bass. Those nights were ‘without a doubt the best places to go’, claims Edwards, a former events student. They formed Sigma out of ‘a mutual love for making a racket together’ and were originally going to be called Lesbian Doves. Can I ask why? ‘One night a pair of lesbian doves �lew down from Joe’s shed,’ Edwards explains. ‘So we wanted to call ourselves that – but it sounded too r’n’b for us.’ Twelve years on, and do they still feel Leeds has a healthy d’n’b scene? ‘It’s changed a lot now, but then again all scenes have,’ says Lenzie. ‘We love to go back to Leeds whenever we play there. The d’n’b scene has become really healthy.’ It is clear the duo are not shy of a party or four. ‘I can’t remember my best memory from uni – it all seems like a constant haze,’ says

Edwards. So, what are their other favourite places for a night out? ‘We played at HAU5 festival in Newcastle last year and ended up at an afterparty in Tup Tup,’ says Lenzie. ‘I can’t tell you all the details but we were covered in a lot of champagne that night.’ He confesses he’s never had a treble, though – at which point, Edwards proudly announces that he has. ‘Cam’s still a student deep down,’ says Lenzie. Making music has always been on the cards for them, although Edwards once had a yearning for the army. ‘It’s weird,’ muses Lenzie. ‘When you’re growing up, you don’t realise that music is this whole massive industry.’ It is one they’re getting stuck into and life at the moment is a mixture of touring and studios, fuelled by beer, their PlayStation and vitamins. ‘On tour it’s great to have each other,’ says Lenzie. ‘And the vitamins keep us healthy.’

Sigma will perform at Future Music Festivals across Australia on February 28 and March 1, 7, 8 and 9, and Germany’s Sputnik Springbreak Festival from May 22 to 24. Higher, featuring Labrinth, is released by 3beat records on March 22.

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Just mates: Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan in What If?

Predestination (Feb 20) A TIME-travelling agent (Ethan Hawke) working for the ‘temporal bureau’ is sent on his final assignment to stop an infamous terrorist who has eluded him. He is forced to hop between the years to prevent a major crime, picking up a new recruit in John Doe (Sarah Snook) along the way. Jakub Szweda Kill The Messenger (Mar 6) REPORTER Gary Webb (Jeremy Renner) exposes the shocking truth of the CIA’s role in importing cocaine into America and using the profits to arm Contra rebels in Nicaragua. Despite threats from drug lords and CIA operatives, Webb keeps on digging – endangering his career, life and family. Antoniya Gerimpapazi Chappie

(Mar 6)

UNNATURALLY clever robot Chappie (Sharlto Copley) is kidnapped at ‘birth’ and later adopted and raised by a dysfunctional family. Director Neill Blomkamp (District 9) is known for addressing big issues such as race, discrimination and freedom – and this latest outing looks set to do the same. Aaron Lembo X+Y

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NATHAN ELLIS (Asa Butterfield) is no normal child. While others play, he hides away and solves problems. When his teacher Martin Humphreys (Rafe Spall) finds his rare gift, he sends him to the International Mathematics Olympiad, where Nate realises there is more to life than maths. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

In the friend zone? DANIEL RADCLIFFE, star of What If?, out on Blu-ray and DVD this month, tells TUP about friends he doesn’t want to sleep with, correcting pronunciation and banter

OES sex always get in the way of a good friendship? Daniel Radcliffe explores the thin line between friends and lovers in What If? What were your first conversations with director Michael Dowse? He was referencing movies like It Happened One Night and When Harry Met Sally. They were big touchstones for us, because it’s all about how relationships are built through banter and taking the p***. When the script came to you, what shape was it in? It was pretty much as it is now. The moment I knew I was going to do the script was on

n TINA FEY’S latest comedy offering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, sees Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper) escaping to New York after spending 13 years in a doomsday cult. She is determined to start her life again, finding work as a nanny for a wealthy Manhattanite (Jane Krakowski) and friendship with Titus (Tituss Burgess), a larger-

page two, when Wallace is correcting Chantry on her pronunciation of a word, and I was just like, ‘Ah, I’m that guy.’ The film seems clear men and women can be friends. How does it strike that balance? I’m friends with lots of women who I have no intentions to sleep with. There is also the question of whether men and women who are incredibly sexually attracted to each other can just be friends. That’s the issue that is present in the film. What’s Toronto like to work in? I had a great time there. I ate really badly – lots of poutine, which is chips in gravy, cheese and bacon. It was a really fun.

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than-life singer who works as a robot in Times Square. Created by Tina Fey, the show has signed up to two seasons on Netflix, with the first coming out on March 6. Rebecca Thomas

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Ambitious street car racer is bit of a drag The Crew (Xbox 360) Rating 3/5

LUNGING gamers into the heart of Detroit’s illegal street racing scene, The Crew is looking to redefine the open-world racing genre. Players will attempt to infiltrate and take down the 510 gang that pulls all the strings in motor city. But the action isn’t limited to Detroit, as the massive game offers coast-to-coast, online-only action from LA all the way to New York. The best thrills emerge in the vast, inter-city stretches that perfectly capture the experience of the great American road trip. Unfortunately, that ambition leaves the gameplay

Resident Evil Revelations 2 ONE of the great horror series returns with some familiar faces. Fan favourite Claire Redfield stars with Moira Burton, the daughter of the legendary Barry Burton. The two women, who are working for antibioterrorism organisation TerraSave, are captured at the start of the game. What follows is a gory quest for survival and answers. Fans can expect better gameplay from the previous outing, while features such as raid mode allow players to fight through a map without following the main storyline. Out on March 2. Aaron Lembo Project CARS

On the road: The Crew takes you on a high-octane journey into Detroit’s illegal racing scene feeling stretched. The immense landscape gives a poor frame rate, causing lagging, dubious graphics and sketchy audio. The AI isn’t

quite right either, veering from erratic decisions to outright cheating in a bid to ramp up the tension in what is a flat driving experience.

Added to this, online matchmaking is a work in progress – a serious issue for the online-only campaign. Josh Mcloughlin

THIS is the racing simulator that gamers have been waiting for. The highly ambitious racer, which has been in production since October 2011, lets players take control of a huge variety of motors, from karts to supercars. They can also take on real-life race tracks, such as

out soon Donnington, Silverstone and Brands Hatch. Everything from the nuts and bolts up has been wonderfully recreated to replicate their real-world counterparts, with the game also boasting fully dynamic weather systems and a competitive online feature. Released on March 20. Umar Hassan Battlefield: Hardline ARE you going to be a cop or a criminal? Choose your side in this highspeed multiplayer mode. There are seven online games to choose from, including rescue, a tense five-on-five match in which the police have to save hostages before time runs out, while the perps do everything they can to stop them. In the single-player campaign, gamers can now use nonlethal force takedowns to gather intel on criminals. There are also a number of new weapons, cars and bikes to keep seasoned fans entertained. It’s out on March 20. Matt Bullin

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ESPITE tough talk from the government about international students, our campuses hold a wealth of people who have come from overseas to study. The diversity of the university population is an indication of how enlightening travelling can be, with the melting pot giving undergrads an insight into a host of different cultures – so why not get inspiration on where to travel from global friends? The cost of a trip abroad can put many off but if you stay with an international friend, you can reduce the cost considerably, as well as get off the tourist trail and find out what living in the country is really like. Study leave and the Easter holidays provide a perfect opportunity to get away for a few nights. If you’re looking for something more than a quick break, most universities offer the chance of studying at campuses across the world at summer schools and as part of the Erasmus scheme. This allows you to study abroad for between three months and one academic year, with no extra tuition fees. You can also apply for a grant under the programme to cover any extra costs of studying abroad. Andrew Griffiths

ISTANBUL: East meets west in this city, where the Galata Bridge offers views over both the Black Sea and the Mediterranean and you can find Christian art in the Hagia Sophia mosque, which was once a church. The Blue Mosque (pictured), with its awe-inspiring dome, is also worth a visit. As a

student on holiday with friends, I found it affordable – our student discount cards were taken at the huge imperial Dolmabahçe Palace and we filled our backpacks with beautiful food – in terms of taste and colour – at the spice market while sticking to a tight budget. Anupama Subramaniyam PICTURE: AS

NEW YORK: The Big Apple, the ‘city that never sleeps’ – New York City has many affectionate nicknames. And for good reason. It is home to some of the most famous landmarks in the world – the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty and glittering Times Square, pictured. If you usually prefer beach resorts or countryside estates to

city breaks, make an exception for New York. Aside from feeling as if you have stumbled on to the set of a film or TV series, the city has something to suit everyone, whether you want to sample some culture at its museums and galleries, catch a musical in Broadway or wander through Central Park. Adiba Khatoon PICTURE: FRANCISCO DIEZ

FINLAND: When people ask me about my favourite holiday destination, they don’t expect me to say Finland – the Nordic country can sometimes fall off the getaway radar. But in Helsinki, you can sip an espresso in an ultramodern coffee shop surrounded by hippies, while being haunted by

the city’s Soviet past and inspired by its neo-classical cathedral (pictured). The street food festival, in March, involves talks and parties as well as delicious meals – while a traditional Finnish sauna followed by a run through the snow is not to be missed. Mane Grigoryan PICTURE: TAZRIAN KHAN/FLICKR

KEFALONIA: Nicknamed ‘the jewel in the Ionian crown’, this western Greek island is home to the soft white sands and the turquoise waters of Myrtos, widely thought to be one of the best beaches in the world. You may recognise the island from the film Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, which was set and filmed there and took much of

its mood from the surroundings. You can take a yacht from Argostoli, the island’s main working port, which has a natural sheltered harbour, to explore the coastline. If you want a break from the beach, there are plenty of villages and medieval castles to explore. And keep a look-out for the island’s famous turtles. Charlotte Seddon PICTURE: CS

Signs of trouble: Yellow flowers, feet and thumbs SNOG someone outside a chicken shop on the way home from a night out in the UK and you could find a compromising picture posted on Facebook of you and your ‘friend’. But in the Middle East or India, it could land you in serious trouble. A smooch between a British couple in Dubai in 2010 led to a prison sentence – and, while PDAs between your housemate and their

‘significant other’ sometimes put you off your beans on toast, you probably don’t want anyone to end up behind bars. Here are some other faux pas to avoid while on your travels. 1. Learn your left from your right. In many cultures, including the Middle East and parts of Africa, people eat with their right hand and find using the left disgusting –

it is reserved for more, er, intimate acts in the bathroom. 2. Avoid pointing the bottom of your feet at anyone if you are in a Muslim country, as they are considered the lowest and most unclean part of the body. 3. If you think about getting a bouquet of flowers for a Ukrainian friend, never bring an even number – and avoid yellow. This

may appear to be odd but the colour is considered impolite, while even numbers of blooms are associated with funerals. 4. A thumbs-up is interpreted by most Brits as a sign of approval or thanks but if you are travelling around Afghanistan, Iran or parts of Italy, it takes on a whole other meaning – think middle finger. 5. In Japan, when you are out

with your drinking buddies, it is traditional to pour beer for one another as a gesture of companionship and respect. 6. In Nepal, it is thought to be ill-mannered to open a gift in the presence of the giver, to avoid offence – so don’t take it personally if your hosts leave your offerings unopened on the side. Joe Taylor

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A fast �illing �ix for a night out... Chilli, artichoke and cheese dip

A GOOD host knows that food should be on offer if guests are coming – especially if you are about to head off together on a big night out. But, with limited amounts of time and cash, what’s the best way of feeding your friends without breaking the bank? For ease and speed, it doesn’t get much better than a chilli, artichoke and cheese dip. For just under £15 you can create a taste sensation that will have your friends praising your culinary skills for years to come. All you need is 250g of grated mozzarella, 50g of grated parmesan, three cans of artichoke hearts, two to three chillies (a combination of red and

green for colour) and 325g of mayonnaise. Finely chop the chillies and either half or quarter the artichoke hearts (depending on how chunky you like it). Next, combine the ingredients together and stir until well mixed. Pop your concoction into an oven-safe dish, about an inch-and-a-half to two inches deep, and stick it in the oven at 200C for about 15 minutes or until golden brown on top. Serve with tortilla chips and voilà... your guests will think you put a lot of effort into making a tasty treat, while you will have time to get ready and a bit of dosh left in your pocket. Aria Dixon

Cheap treats: Baked beans and Dolmio sauce

TUDENTS are masters of scrimping – especially when it comes to food. But what should every undergraduate’s cupboard contain? Check out TUP’s top ten bargain bites. 1. Garlic bread – This family favourite will cost you less than a quid and it couldn’t be easier to cook. Stick it in an oven and come back ten minutes later. 2. Rice – There is barely a country in the world that

 HUNTING for a student-friendly shop? Look no further than Aldi. If you can keep up with the lightning speed of the cashiers then this is where you should head for a bargain. Pick up frozen tuna steaks at a decent size and price (400g, £2.99) or take advantage of their weekly ‘super six’ deal, where all the fruit and veggies are just 59p Cheryl Culliford-Whyte

doesn’t have a rice dish. From Spanish paella to Jamaica’s rice and peas, it can be added to most meals and doesn’t cost the earth. 3. Noodles – A packet of

simple noodles can cost pennies but are perfect for adding bulk to stir fries. Mix them with a spicy sauce and a load of your favourite vegetables for a healthy,

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quick and, most importantly, cheap meal. 4. Ready-made tomato sauce – While making your own is undoubtedly better, there’s no reason why a ready-made tomato sauce can’t be used when time is short. Throw it together with some pasta or even in

a ratatouille to add a bit of �lavour. 5. Cereal – Start the day with a delicious and quick snack. Add your fruit of choice for some much needed vitamins, or try some yoghurt and honey. 6. Baked beans – Although they taste great on a baked

potato or over toast, why not use them in a stew? They make a great addition to a sausage casserole – and, let’s not forget, they are a vital component for a Sunday morning fry-up. 7. Crisps – Not healthy – but everyone deserves a treat every now and then. They

can be eaten as a snack but also used for a quick-�ix meal, such as nachos. 8. Potatoes – They can be roasted, baked, mashed, fried or boiled. In fact, the ’tater is an extremely versatile ingredient. If you are feeling adventurous, you could even cook a gratin

dauphinois to add sparkle to the humble spud. 9. Bread – Obviously useful for simple sandwiches or toast in the morning. Add butter, raisins and an eggand-milk mixture to make a marvellous bread-and-butter pudding. 10. Rolled oats – During

the cold of the winter months, there aren’t many other dishes that warm you up better. A bit bland on their own – but add some milk and jam, and you have a wonderfully �illing way to begin the day. Antoniya Gerimpapazi and Zoe Macnaughton

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E: ‘Being a Scientologist when you drive past an accident… you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help’

Who said what? 1 Tom Cruise, 2 Lindsay Lohan, 3 Kristen Stewart, 4 Sarah Jessica Parker, 5 Eminem, 6 Jay Z, 7 Ryan Gosling, 8 Dennis Rodman, 9 Jean Claude Van Damme

F: ‘How come when Kanye acts like an idiot he gets a gold record but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record?’

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What’s written in the stars for you this month

ARIES: MARCH 21APRIL 19 Your social life might seem scrambled, Aries. However, this is a blessing in disguise, as you will be able to see people’s secret agendas. Don’t be afraid to speak your mind

TAURUS: APRIL 20MAY 20 Take control, Taurus. Your workload has signi�icantly increased since the new year but this shouldn’t be a challenge. If you do not have enough time, simply say so GEMINI: MAY 21JUNE 20 Don’t lose track of your �inances, Gemini. A matter will arise early on in the

month. You are more than equipped to deal with it; just do so swiftly, or you will be in a vulnerable situation CANCER: JUNE 21JULY 22 Now is not a time to shy away from the world, Cancer. Stand tall and you will surprise yourself. Someone may even catch your eye who will inspire and improve your world

LEO: JULY 23AUGUST 22 You need to make some changes, Leo. Rediscover some of your sparkle that for some reason has fallen by the wayside recently. This month, you can be the life and soul of the party

VIRGO: AUGUST 23SEPTEMBER 22 Take this time to take a long hard look in the mirror, Virgo. You have been doing more than enough for everyone but yourself. Take some well-needed time out or you will burn out

LIBRA: SEPTEMBER 23OCTOBER 22 This month is full of temptation, Libra. Don’t get carried away. You need to put someone at home �irst – but that doesn’t mean you should put your social life on hold SCORPIO: OCTOBER 23NOVEMBER 21 You have been yearning for something out of the

ordinary, Scorpio – and now is the time to realise it. Right now, it seems as though anything is possible – and, if you focus, it is SAGITTARIUS: NOVEMBER 22DECEMBER 21 Respect yourself, Sagittarius. Someone in particular might be calling in favours left, right and centre – but what you don’t realise just yet is that they do not need the help as much as you think

CAPRICORN: DECEMBER 22JANUARY 19 This month is all about patience, Capricorn. You are about to hit the jackpot but

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PISCES: FEBRUARY 19MARCH 20 You have immense in�luence, Pisces. Use it your advantage and you might just break through the solemn secrecy surrounding a certain situation. Take action to regain the reins

Be careful which pal you ditch OUR �irst semester ended in a blaze of glory. Surrounded by new friends, you drank your way into the holidays, safe in the knowledge that a month separated you from deadlines and exams. This is where the gloves come off. You return after Christmas, brimming with con�idence after a month with your adoring ‘home friends’, and decide to trim the fat in terms of misguided friendships. But tread with care: ditch the wrong acquaintance and you could �ind the hands of friendship withdrawn left, right and centre. While it’s unlikely every pal you made was a wise choice, considering you were drunk half the time, it’s worth remembering you

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came to uni to get a degree (well, that’s one reason). The coolest friends may not be the ones who will stick around when you’re knee-deep in 17th-century politics – and they may not be the kind of people you want to live with next year. So use your common sense and judge kindly. Moving away from home and being doused with cheap alcohol doesn’t bring out the best in many people – second semester could be the time for second chances. That homesick girl who invited you round for a cup of tea every �ive minutes? She could be a mate for life. The dubious conquest who kept in touch via occasional creepy Facebook messages? Not so much. Lindsey Coombs

Equality: Gay marriage PICTURE: PARGON/WIKICOMMONS

Let’s focus on people, not the masses

THE new year is a time to look back at our achievements – and 2014 was a big milestone for the LGBT liberation campaign. Yes, I am talking about marriage equality. The fact it was passed in the UK gives an example to many other countries. And, of course, anyone can now get married – we are all equal. You may wonder what else there is to do. LGBT activists could give you a list: trans* equality and health services, integration in workplaces, tackling homophobia… all important things. Yet I think something is missing. Something very important. And that is people themselves. Activists tend to look at problems as applying to groups. But what if we made a new year resolution to focus on individuals, rather than the masses? What if we started to listen to what minorities need and want, as opposed to ignoring the details of the mosaic we are a part of? Let’s listen to those who struggle with their sexuality – because unless we do, nothing can be changed. Filip Bigos

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Relationship trouble? Sex worries? Feeling low? We’ve got wise words to set you right

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Tough time: Cancer can devastate families PICTURE: ANNETTE/FLICKR

Y mum was diagnosed with breast cancer at new year. I’m devastated. We are at opposite ends of the country and the train fare alone is more than £100. I feel so guilty for not being there. Sophie, Edinburgh

I’m so sorry to hear that, Sophie, but try not to feel guilty. Find other ways to be around her. Right now, she needs you to bring her some light and joy – and even if that’s just a phone call every night, she’ll know you are there for her. And don’t suffer in silence. As much as your mother needs support, so do you. Request a pastoral tutorial. You can apply for extenuating circumstances for your coursework and, if you decide to, you could also apply for a leave of absence. This is an authorised break from your studies that would allow you to go home and return to university next academic year.

WAS doing drugs in digs and I’ve been issued with a 28-day notice to quit. I didn’t go to the disciplinary meeting and now I don’t know what to do. Aaron, Warwick

If you have broken your tenancy agreement, it is unlikely that you will be able to argue your case successfully. However, just because you have been given a notice to quit doesn’t mean the university won’t

Separate but together... is it possible?

ONG-distance relationships are always controversial. While some believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder, others think it can only lead to break-ups. Of course, every couple is different – but there will always be ups and downs when your other half is living in a different city. But doesn’t every relationship have good and bad moments? Being a student who has experienced a long-distance relationship throughout university, I can say – it is not easy. A lot of people think that students can’t hold down relationships at the best of times, so one with the added pressure of distance – no chance, right?

Miss you: Time apart is hard PICTURE: ANGELA MARY BUTLER/FLICKR

Wrong. While it is tough to spend long periods away from your partner, seeing each other after a busy few months can be more than rewarding. Spending time getting to know each other at a steady, slow pace can work

wonders. On top of this, when you’re in the middle of a hectic semester and all you have time for is research and essay-writing, it’s probably a good thing your other half isn’t around. If they were, you would want to spend every waking hour with them – and that’s time when you should probably be doing work. At the end of the day, it’s simple: distance alone can’t destroy a relationship. In some cases, in fact, it can even help to strengthen it. If they’re ‘the one’, they’ll wait for you. And if they’re not, they won’t. Semesters aren’t that long – and you can always visit home in your reading week or at the weekend to see them. Kelly Smith

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FLUNKED January exams and now there is a real possibility I might have to re-take first year. I like my course but I haven’t been keeping up with reading or essays, which makes it even easier to skip class. James, Manchester You will be entitled to funding for the duration of your course, plus one extra year, in case you have to repeat – and repeating a year isn’t the end of the world. But, first of all, you need to identify why you haven’t been keeping up with your coursework. Whether it’s time management or you need someone to do your reading with, head to academic support for some advice – otherwise, this time next year, you will be saying exactly the same thing. Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? Contact our agony aunt on alice@unipaper.co.uk

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researchROUND-UP

Our flick through the most fascinating findings from universities around the country

What a melt... ice cap is vanishing from view ALARMING satellite pictures have uncovered the melting of an Arctic ice cap. The observations were made by a team of scientists from the University of Leeds who noted that, since 2012, the ice cap has thinned by more than 50m – about one sixth of its original thickness. The study also showed that over the past two decades, ice loss from the south-east

region of Austfonna, in the Svalbard archipelago, has increased significantly. There is evidence that the surrounding ocean temperature, which has increased in recent years, may have been the original trigger for the ice cap thinning. Melting ice caps and glaciers are responsible for about one third of recent global sea level rise.

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Thawing out: The red regions show where ice loss has taken place

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Losing streak? Blame it on your body clock

S NOTHING going right for your team? Every shot going wide? Every tackle a foul? Well, don’t call in the ringers just yet – it could be that the timing of the games is out of sync with your body clock, research shows. An athlete’s performance can vary by more than 26 per cent depending on what time of day it is, according to a University of Birmingham study. And early risers perform best in the afternoon, while night owls are at their best later at night, they say. Dr Roland Brandstaetter explained: ‘If a one per cent difference in performance can make the difference between first place and fourth place in a 100m race and actually winning you the gold medal at the Olympics, then imagine what a 26 per cent difference in your performance could give you. ‘Our research takes us away from the idea of “time of day of the race” and directs us to internal biological time.’ Dr Brandstaetter and co-author Elise Facer-Childs studied 20 sportspeople with different sleeping patterns, testing their cardiovascular

IF YOU feel as though you’ve already seen that TV programme, then you are probably watching Dave... But one unfortunate man had to stop watching telly, listening to the radio or reading newspapers after he started experiencing persistent déjà vu, stemming from anxiety. The 23-year-old said his episodes made him feel as though he was ‘trapped in a time loop’, according to a report from Dr Christine Wells, a psychology lecturer at Sheffield Hallam University. ‘Rather than simply the unsettling feelings of familiarity, our subject complained that it felt like he was actually retrieving previous experiences from memory, not just finding them familiar,’ she said.

Praise fathers from the past FATHER’S Day may be ages away but dads from the 19th and 20th centuries deserve a pat on the back, say Leeds and Manchester historians. British fathers were more involved in their children’s lives than previously believed, their research showed. Dr Julie-Marie Strange, from the University of Manchester, addded: ‘Since the Victorian era, men seem to have been just as hands-on as they are today and equally as affectionate.’

Learning the tools to talk On the ball: The University of Birmingham’s Emily Defroand (l) and Holly Payne, who participated in the study PICTURE: ANDY SMITH endurance at different times of day. They found subjects who were early risers were best in the early afternoon, while those who slept later were at

the their best later at night – contradicting the previous belief that all athletes were better in the evening. It means managers or coaches who want to find

out an athlete’s personal best performance should consider a number of factors, including testing them at different times of the day. ‘Obtaining a personal best

performance is on everyone’s agenda – but how to do it? Now, that is a different question,’ Ms Facer-Childs added. John Shaw

Bored of the same old football shirts? Blame capitalism CASH looks to have another victim in football – the lairy kit. Although new shirts have become more frequent, their designs have become more traditional, analysis

of home kits since 1888 shows. Dr Chris Stride, a statistician from the University of Sheffield, put the trend down to plainer strips offering a less intrusive

background for sponsors. ‘Though most clubs now change their home shirt design every season, changes usually consist of just minor details

– small flashes, collar styles or trim. The innovation in football shirts has shifted from design to marketing tactics,’ he wrote in Sport In History.

CAVEMEN did more than just grunt and wave clubs at each other, it seems. Our early Stone Age ancestors had a more sophisticated language system than previously thought, according to researchers from the University of Liverpool. The team studied the way tools developed in the Oldowan period and how the techniques to make them could have been passed on. The increasingly complex nature of the tools means it is likely a proto-language was used, they found.

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What jobs work for you? Don’t just RETAIL? YOU’RE TWIXT A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE wait for right role

VERYONE knows someone with the worst part-time job in the world, be it dodging �lying plates in a pub kitchen or serving screaming children from an ice cream van. But it doesn’t have to be that way. Here are some ideas for jobs to suit all schedules and personalities. 1. Cafés and restaurants – waiting staff have the option of working during the day or evening. You can add tips to your wages if you’re good with customers and maybe even pick up free food. 2. Fast food chains – places such as McDonalds or Burger King may sound less than glamorous but many big companies offer training opportunities and good terms for part-time staff. 3. Pubs and clubs – if you have no time to work during the day or you are simply a night owl, you might consider applying for a job at a bar or club. Bar and door staff alike have a great social life together after work. 4. Supermarkets – you can apply online for a wide

Breaking point: A Twix-related customer complaint added drama to one worker’s shiftPICTURE: SCOTT EHARDT I WAS funding my way through a media and communications degree at Birmingham City University with a job at a well-known supermarket chain. During one evening shift, a man came in threatening to sue the store because of the price of a Twix. He

range of roles at superstores. The applications will take you through a couple of tests, including on your numeracy and literacy skills, as well as a behavioural test – but don’t worry, they’re not too tough. 5. Universities – from bar-tending at the union to designing a website, a job at your university can offer some of the best opportunities to develop your skills. 6. Newsagents – if you

then proceeded to state his interpretation of consumer rights law at me. I said: ‘For 60p, you’re kicking up a fuss?’ He then unwrapped the Twix and ate it in front of me, saying between chews: ‘Consumer rights my a**e.’ Greg Edwards

like cycling and are good with directions, you could become a paper boy or girl. The job is not the best paid but at least you get to be the �irst to read the papers. 7. Manual note-taking – many universities get temporary workers to take notes for students who need support with their work. You will need to be able to write clearly and quickly and be understanding of the people you help. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

Good, bad and the messy BUSKER

THE grind of long shifts or having to get up for work while suffering with a hangover can make that part-time job an extra drag. If, like Glasgow Caledonian University student Stephen Mars, you can sing or play an instrument, being your own boss and taking up busking could be the answer. Stephen, who can make up to £100 a day busking on the city’s streets, says: ‘It’s doing what I love, when I want. What could be better?’

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I ONCE spent a long summer working as a professional fundraiser – otherwise known as a charity mugger, or chugger – to help me through my studies at the University of Central Lancashire. I went from door to door asking people to support charities like the British Red Cross. My colleagues were fantastic but this did not make up for the commission-only pay or the abuse, which was so harsh you would think I was the one causing the humanitarian crisis. Luis Sanchez

SHOT GIRL

SHE patrols the club selling dubious-looking spirits from a belt to boozed-up, over-excited punters until the wee small hours, wearing less to sell more. The job of shot girl is not enviable. One past owner of this title is Raisa Begum, who once worked the sticky ﬂoors of Liverpool’s clubs. She says: ‘They were awful shifts. Bosses would often ask workers to stay past their ﬁnishing time.’ Sophie Sear

WHEN it comes to jobs, I have the best of both worlds. I work as a part-time sales assistant at Debenhams while studying at Swansea University. While it means being on my feet for ten hours during a shift on a Saturday, it brings with it the beneﬁt of the ‘travel transfer’. During term time, I can ﬁt work around my lectures in Swansea – then, when I go home for the holidays, I can move seamlessly to a branch in my hometown of Cardiff. My student loan covers my tuition fees and rent but for nights out, food and textbooks, I’ll use my wages. It means I’ve never had to touch my

overdraft – and, if I did, I would be back in the black as soon as my pay came through. Working on a shop ﬂoor may seem pretty simple but you will be gaining essential life skills – such as customer service – that your university course will not teach you. These can really make you stand out on a job application form and you never know who you’re going to meet – one of your colleagues could end up helping you get a job in your chosen career after graduation. So, even something as seemingly simple as retail work could really make an impact on your future. Rebecca Thomas

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Big nights out are off the cards for aspiring teacher and mum

When story time meets deadlines

HILE many students would only be up at 6.30am if they were crawling into bed after a night out, Gabby Rea is already up and about, getting her son ready for nursery. The 20-year-old juggles the duties of being a mum to twoyear-old Teddy with studying English at Birmingham City University. She has just over an hour in the morning to get them both ready and fed, before leaving the house to drop Teddy off at nursery and heading to lectures herself. ‘It’s all about balance and organisation,’ she says. ‘I try to make sure I have a routine that sticks, for Teddy’s best interests as well as mine.’ Fitting Teddy around student life is tricky, however. His dad, from whom Gabby has separated but remains on good terms with, is in the army, based in Chester and can only see his son every other weekend. Nursery charges are £150 a week and, although Student Finance England pays 85 per cent of Teddy’s fees, it all adds

When English student Gabby Rea has an essay due in, first she has to think about caring for her toddler, Teddy. MEGNA FARMAHA finds out if you can still have a social life while mixing tantrums and tutorials up. With limited choices for childcare, Gabby admits there can be a conflict between studying and spending time with Teddy. ‘It’s hard to distinguish between the important tasks,’ she explains. ‘It’s a constant battle knowing whether a bedtime story is more urgent than the assignments I have due soon. ‘Sometimes I may miss out on a field trip because Teddy needs new shoes. But he is my priority and I’m totally willing to give things up so he has the best.’ She aims to become an English teacher after she graduates, to try and build a better life for her and her son. ‘It’s all about the bigger picture,’ she says. ‘I may feel guilty sometimes but there need to be sacrifices for the future and, one day, my boy will understand I did it all for him.’ Being a single parent

means Gabby has to forgo the wild nights and drinking sessions many associate with student social life. ‘I do miss out to a certain extent,’ she admits. ‘I want to be involved but having a child means this is put on a kind of back burner.’ But it’s not all work. ‘I do get to socialise,’ she adds. ‘Just not in the stereotypical student way. My social life is much more relaxed, rather than alcohol-fuelled.’ She has support from family at home, as well as the university’s student parents and carers’ association, which organises social lunches and coffee mornings. She says the responsibilities of motherhod have taught her a lot. ‘It’s quite clear, to me more than anyone, that I’ve matured since being a mum,’ she says. ‘I feel like I have an older perspective on

Tiny housemate: Gabby Rea with her two-year-old son, Teddy things compared to my peers because I’ve experienced a lot more. ‘To be honest, it can make me feel slightly alienated – my peers don’t understand

my situation, which can be a little frustrating. I live in a whole other world to them.’ So, does she have any advice for others in the same situation? ‘Balance all your

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responsibilities,’ she says. ‘It’ll make things ten times easier. ‘And never forget to leave time for yourself, to unwind and de-stress, before it all gets too much.’

Tarot cards showed me the way to ease cash woes AS A journalism student at De Montfort University in Leicester, I wanted to avoid struggling for money but I didn’t fancy facing angry or drunk customers at a takeaway. So I decided to work from home doing something that I am passionate about – tarot card reading. Most of my work is done online. I passed some initial tests and have been working for two websites over the past few years.

The first benefit is being able to work from home and sit, warm and toasty, in front of a laptop. Having said that, however, it’s a difficult profession. You are revealing information to someone that could seriously challenge their

emotional well-being. Learning the strict boundaries needed took me a while. I always used to get too connected to clients and you can’t always afford to do that. I have had negative experiences, such as trolls coming into my chatroom, and that

can be horrible. I have had to learn to brush it off. It has also taken a lot of time to build up clients, meaning I’ve had to spend vast amounts of time online just to make sure I’m earning enough money. I get irritated by many of the popular psychics. Many are said to be fake and use psychology as the basis for reading people. They tell the clients what they want to hear, just to keep their likeable image. Life isn’t always

going to be OK and, sometimes, these psychics give us honest clairvoyants a bad name. While you must be careful not to get ripped off working online, if you find a reputable company, it can solve many of the problems of having a part-time job, such as spending money on travel and having to deal with people face-to-face if this isn’t your thing. And it doesn’t hurt to earn some extra – life is expensive. Emma Thompson

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When they’re sharing the love a bit too much

HETHER they are gazing longingly into each others’ eyes or in the middle of a blazing row, couples can be a nightmare. There are ways to make your life easier, however, without trying to break them up. 1. Invest in ear plugs: Whether it’s love-making or shouting, ear plugs will help you get on with work. 2. Establish boundaries: The last thing you want is for the person who doesn’t pay rent to be drinking your milk, so draw the line. 3. Make friends: Getting to know your flatmate’s partner will make you feel more comfortable around them and it won’t be awkward when you’re left alone. 4. Remain respectful: Remember what it’s like to be

yourSPACE I LIVED with a guy in second year who had his girlfriend over all the time – to the point where she had practically moved in. The worst part, besides the baby talk, was how selfish they were. Her laundry was everywhere and they’d take over the living room for days, leave the heating on for hours – even in warm weather – and basically disregard the rest of us. We eventually confronted them and the short story is that it got ugly. He didn’t even say goodbye when we moved out. James King, University of Birmingham

LIVING with others is difficult enough at uni – and then some of them couple up, making life a special type of hell. Sleep is almost impossible because 4am is obviously the ideal time for the world to hear their bedroom activities… normally bickering over trivial matters. Natassia Tang, UCLan

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head-over-heels for someone. Sometimes it’s better to keep your cool and just have a laugh with them.

5. Communicate: If their relationship is making you uncomfortable or they’re distracting you from your

work, make sure you talk to them or to someone you can trust, such as a residential mentor. Olivia Clark

I LIVED with a girl whose boyfriend visited so frequently he should really have paid rent (or at least offered us some beer). Instead of cosying up on the sofa, they insisted on spending every minute together... cooking. I’m talking MasterCheflevel cooking, with huge carving knives and meat mallets. They took up the entire kitchen, chose really awkward times to cook and left heaps of washing up for us while they indulged in their Michelin-standard cuisine. And we didn’t even get a nice meal out of it. Mollie Carberry, University of Sheffield

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yourSPACE

How to �ind the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

We uncover the spookiest student homes in the nation... with terrifying results

Homes with the wooooo factor

Spine-chilling: Students have reported ghostly sightings and strange sounds in their homes

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BUMP in the night, a creaking �loorboard, a tap that drips no matter how many times you turn it off... Surely there is a logical explanation for what you just heard – or is there? I am convinced a ghost haunts my house in Leicester. I have called her Harriet, in the hope that will stop her from harming me. I think she lives in my attic – but, unfortunately, I don’t have a ladder to get in and reveal the truth. Sam Rose, a games WHEN viewing the house, we never asked what was in the room – we were only told not to go in there. On the top floor of our six-bedroom property is a battered doorframe, chipped and cracked, with thick, rusted double locks. It was through collective fear that, on hearing a shrieking female voice, we did the unthinkable. With a little manual labour, we managed to wrench the door open. Among the rubbish that filled the room, there were some interesting photos, along with letters from a past generation. We fixed the door – but every now and then we hear that same blood-curdling shriek and can’t explain why. Tom Bean, Bath

programming student at De Montfort University, has also had an unwelcome guest. He says: ‘The front door was being knocked on but no-one was ever there. We stood by the door and waited for the noise and found no-one. It freaked the s*** out of one of my housemates.’ He says he

I STARTED worrying about ghosts in Constantine Court after following a shadow into my bathroom. I’ve also seen lights ﬂickering around my room. I didn’t believe it at ﬁrst, so I recorded it on my phone. You can shrug it off but one thing’s for sure – these happenings seem to be a bit more than just a coincidence… Abigail Gillibrand, Manchester I BEGAN to notice things move places. We would also hear noises coming from rooms that were empty and locked. Then we were told that students had reported seeing a young girl. Apparently, a children’s hospital used to be where the accommodation is now. Emma Brooks, third-year media and communication student, BCU As told to Jakub Szweda

was so scared some nights, he would play movies constantly with the lights on until he could get to sleep. Unbelievers will say there is an explanation – but what if there isn’t? Hannah Louise Wilson, creative writing and journalism student, De Montfort University

‘MY FRIEND was talking and joking that there might be a ghost in our house,’ says one University of Strathclyde student who lives in a spooky 200-year-old property. ‘Then the lightbulbs in the chandelier above her popped and all the lights in the house went out.’ Things got even creepier in the haunted house after the friend went home, as the doors were opening and closing all night long. Zahra Faqir, Glasgow A HOUSE near Swansea’s city centre had a ghostly woman who stalked one room. She did no harm – but in this house there was a room that was never opened. It had always been locked and gave the students living there a weird vibe. Even more surprising is that, when the room was opened by the landlord, it was spotlessly clean. Another house nearby has experienced something similar. The housemates heard footsteps coming from above. One went outside, looked up and saw an unknown woman peeping through the bedroom window. Anupama Subramaniyam JAMES ARMSTON, 21, a Liverpool John Moores University student, rented a house that came with a rocking chair in the corner. He thought no more of it until, dead in the middle of the night, the residents of the Cretan Road house walked into the room to ﬁnd the chair rocking back and forth as if someone had just stood up from it. Sophie Sear

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How to find the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

Avoid a flap over a fill-in

Hunt down a housemate before it costs you dearly

Box clever to brighten your room

IF YOUR bedroom looks like a bomb site, you will probably find it difficult to get on with that important coursework. Keep it clutter-free with these top tips. Beautiful boxes: Pick up some quirky, patterned boxes that fit with your decor. They will also act as a good footrest when you’re studying. Out of sight: You’ve bought the new season’s fashion trends, only to realise your wardrobe is ready to burst. Store clothes in a suitcase and slide it under your bed. Hang it up: Dangle jewellery from hangers. Not only will this add a bit of colour to your room but it will remind

Neat solution: Stash junk in boxes to keep it tidy you to wear accessories you have forgotten about. Rack ‘em up: Get a shoe rack that hangs from a door and you won’t have to sacrifice

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any footwear for space. Look high: Take advantage of dust-filled spaces by hiding junk on top of your wardrobe. Charlotte Seddon

OU’VE sorted who you’re living with, found a house and paid your deposit – then, out of nowhere, someone drops out, leaving you with a room to fill and bills looming. You need to get someone in as soon as possible but how are you going to do it? Here are a few steps you can take to make sure the house – and, more importantly, your bills – are shared by the right number of people. 1. Out and about: There’s no point hoping someone will come to you. Be proactive and ask people on your course. Sometimes students who live at home might want to move out in second or third year. 2. Spread the word: You could try advertising the room on your university’s noticeboards or website. Sometimes they have a

page where fellow students can advertise spare rooms. International students or people who start later in the year may be looking for a room for six months or under. It’s worth bearing this in mind if you want to get that room filled. 3. Get web smart: Websites such as student.spareroom.co.uk allow you to advertise your room, flat or house to potential tenants all over the country. It is designed specifically for students and allows you to advertise spare rooms based on your location or university campus. 4. Post it: Get on social media and post statuses and tweets with photos of the bedroom you need to fill. Get help from your friends by asking them to share your work. Gemma Sargent

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Advice for a healthy lifestyle and staying in shape

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IKE CHANG, CT Fletcher, Furious Pete and the Hodgetwins may sound like obscure DJs – but they are part of a fast-growing breed of internet fitness gurus with a combined YouTube following of more than 6million. Health, fitness and workout channels have gained mass popularity as people turn to social media personalities for advice and motivation on training, diet and even the best gym apparel. Mike Chang, owner of the Six Pack Shortcuts YouTube channel, currently has more than 3million subscribers to his high-energy workout and weightlifting guide, which is thought to be one of the biggest workout channels. Online fitness coaches have the benefit of being accessible anywhere, thanks to smartphones. And, while apps and videos offer something magazines cannot, Men’s Health still boasts more than 13million readers worldwide. Anthony Gilmour

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THE detail that sprightly host Cassey goes in to makes these pilates videos perfect for beginners. Along with working the abs, legs and arms, she also explains the principles of lateral breathing, posture and form, ensuring you get your technique right. The clips are 15 to 30 minutes long and vary in difficulty, so you can increase intensity as your confidence builds, while the energetic tracks will keep you moving. Cassey also offers sound advice on ‘cheap, clean eats’.

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MOST of these workouts, created by friendly husband and wife duo Daniel and Kelli, need no equipment. If weights are required, they will suggest a household alternative – and even perform one routine lifting their puppy. With more than 300 videos ranging from four minutes to half-an-hour and more uploaded every week, you can mix it up and find something to fit every schedule and ability level. The pair also offer meal plans and nutrition advice, and post FAQ videos.

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IF YOU’RE a fan of high-intensity impact training or have a hectic schedule, BodyRock is ideal. Offering a wide range of vids featuring some of the more unusual moves, instructor Lisa-Marie will have you sweating in less than 15 minutes. If her impressive physique isn’t motivation enough, the channel has a great community, with ‘BodyRockers’ sharing their before and after pictures. The real-time daily workouts make you feel like you’re all in it together.

February 2015

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sportNEWS

Team bonding has brought us a volley of wins

Deal to soothe pain of winter TEAMS can have their aches and pains ironed out more cheaply after the University of Strathclyde’s sports union struck a sponsorship deal with a physiotherapist. First Class Physio in Hope Street is offering a 20 per cent discount for sports union members, with the company’s name and logo to be displayed on their kit. The union posted on Twitter: ‘We are delighted to announce a sponsorship agreement for performance coaching investment strategy activity with our friends @1stClassPhysio.’ Daniel Speirs

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play and you can see that on the court,’ she said. The team also have the chance to retain the Scottish Conference Cup title they won last year and will travel to Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen on February 22 for the quarter-final. But Katrina Bevan was cautious about their prospects of earning some silverware. The third-year fashion student said: ‘We haven’t lost a set so far this year but we know how quickly everything can change. We’re approaching these games with confidence but we’re also wary of the threats posed by our upcoming opponents. We’re not going to get carried away.’ Daniel Speirs

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GLASGOW Caledonian University women’s volleyball have stormed through the season, winning all four of their games so far and sitting at the top of the 2A league. Their conquests include the University of Glasgow second team and the University of Strathclyde firsts. Captain Lauren Ramage, a third-year business management student, put their success down to strong bonds. ‘The core of the team has been playing together since first year, which is really important. We’ve grown together over the past few years, as well as being able to add some new players to the side. Everyone is comfortable with how we

THE University of Glasgow men’s badminton teams are feeling confident amid growing talent and the help of a former England star. The first team have fought strongly in the Scottish 1A BUCS league, beating the University of Leeds 8-0 in their last trophy match, while the second team are at the top of the 4A league. Club captain Jordan Lau, a 21-year-old medical student, said coach Ray Stevens – who won doubles gold three times during his career for England – was key to their success. ‘He is now coaching our recreational side as well as the competitive players, which has allowed us to promote from within much

Captain: Jordan Lau more effectively,’ Lau added. He said about 80 members were regularly attending practice, producing some rising stars. Matthew Carder finished second in the BUCS individual championships last year, while Danny Leinster cleaned up with a treble of titles in singles, doubles and mixed doubles at the Scottish Universities Championships. After the event in Shef-

field is over, the second team must knuckle down for the semi-finals of the Scottish Conference Cup on February 28, when they will be paired with Strathclyde. Lau is wary of the threat posed by the local rivals. ‘The standard is very high in Scottish badminton at the moment and we will have to be at our best to win it,’ he said. The first team have some demons to banish as they enter the quarter-finals of the BUCS trophy – the stage they were knocked out at by Loughborough last year. ‘We can use the experience of our previous success in the competition to our advantage,’ said Lau. ‘I strongly believe we are a match for anyone in Britain on our day.’

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A spring in her step High-ﬂier taking on sport’s many twists and turns

DANIEL SPEIRS HARD work is not something trampolining champion Amanda Daley thinks about. As well as training four nights a week – one with the University of Strathclyde and three at her hometown club in East Kilbride – and competing at weekends, she coaches gymnastics on her nights off. ‘It’s fun though, so I don’t really think of it as hard work,’ she says. Maybe not, but just listening to her schedule is enough to make us feel exhausted. Her competition dates this year so far have included the Scottish Student Trampolining Open on February 6, when she also had to drive to Aberdeen with her East Kilbride club later in the day. Then she will travel to the Irish

Open in March and the international cup later in the year. ‘To do well in those competitions would be a great year,’ says Daley. ‘I really want to qualify for the Scotland team again – that would be ideal.’ The sports science BSc student started trampolining aged 14 when her brother asked her along to a training session. ‘The coach just asked me if I wanted a shot and I said yes,’ she grins. ‘And that was me hooked – just like that.’ Since then, she has racked up several trophies, including the Elite Ladies universities shield with Strathclyde last year, a silver medal for the Scotland team at the Home Nations championships in October and a bronze medal at the international cup in Loulé, Portugal, with East Kilbride in September 2013. Many

trampolinists have struggled with new rules on routines – but this has not put Daley off. ‘My �irst priority is to qualify for the British championships,’ she says. ‘Then, I’d love to retain my shield from last year. ‘I’m �irst after the �irst two competitions, which is a great start, so hopefully I can keep that run going.’ Despite competing at such a high level, grassroots trampolining is clearly close to Daley’s heart and she is keen to get more students involved. ‘We have about 30 regular members at Strathclyde and two competition teams,’ she says. ‘We have some really high-quality athletes at Strathclyde. ‘But there’s no experience or minimum �itness required. ‘University clubs are a great way to get started.’

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Golden girls of Glasgow games give defence tips A PAIR of medal-winning judo sisters spoke about personal safety as part of a week focusing on sports and well-being. Louise and Kimberley Renicks, who kicked off Scotland’s haul of gold medals at last year’s Commonwealth Games when they

came top of their classes, demonstrated basic judo moves that could be used in self-defence and answered questions from students about the sport and their careers. Other speakers during the

workshop on January 29, held as part of the university’s sport and well-being week, included nutritional consultant for the Scottish rugby union women’s team and University of Glasgow graduate Susan Hunter. She discussed the importance of diet for sporting performance and how to manage weight using food. Daniel Speirs

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