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Mineﬁeld: Newcastle University boss Prof Chris Brink has warned Labour leader Ed Miliband, inset, that cutting fees will damage education PICTURES: YOUTTUBE/BOB PETERS/FLICKR

THE head of Newcastle University has dropped a political bombshell by insisting cutting tuition fees would cripple quality education. With a general election looming, Prof Chris Brink joined 19 other vice-chancellors to warn any plans Labour leader Ed Miliband had to trim the £9,000-a-year fees were ‘implausible’. Prof Brink and other leaders on the Universities UK group said cutting fees to £6,000 a year would leave a £10billion black hole in �inances. In a letter to The Times,

they warned: ‘Given the many pressures on public �inances, and with all political parties committed to further public spending cuts, it is implausible for any incoming government to be able to do this. ‘The result would be cuts to universities that would damage the economy and affect the quality of students’ education.’ Students at Newcastle University broadly welcomed the message. Thirdyear politics student Toby Roberts said: ‘The vice-chancellor’s decision to stand

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against the cuts is the right decision. Further cutting student taxes is unnecessary.’ Third-year history student Arabella Saunders added: ‘We need to ensure that we’re paying for an education that’s worth it, and Labour cutting funding won’t enable this.’ Labour has yet to announce exactly what it is planning to do on tuition fees but shadow chancellor Ed Balls said there was a hidden cost, to the fees, with most students leaving education carrying a debt of more than £43,000 on

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Ghana TV show finalist Anthony wins place to study business

On board: Deborah Ions (l) and Wendy Avery from Northumbria University’s international office with new student Anthony Kofi Annan

IAN LIGHT MOST reality TV show winners are content with a wodge of cash and the unlikely prospect that their 15-minute brush with fame might launch them on the path to stardom. But for one contestant, the experience has opened the doors to something much more worthwhile. The weather may be a little cooler and the social life a touch wilder – but Anthony Kofi Annan has won a place at Northumbria University after triumphing in Ghanaian TV show The Challenge. The 27-year-old, from Osu, Accra, won a place on the university’s business and financial management course after winning the Apprentice-style

Prize is right for reality TV star contest. He said: ‘The UK is one of the best education destinations in the world and over the years I have applied to study masters degrees and even a PhD here. ‘I have a couple of family folks in the UK as well who have told me a lot about the culture, the people and the opportunities available out

here. Overall, I would say I have grown more confident, am a better team player and hungry for more success. ‘The Challenge taught me that there is always a reward for those who dare to dig deeper; if nothing at all, they have enough soil to spare.’ Anthony went up against 15 other finalists on the show,

with three university places up for grabs. The contestants took part in a number of challenges, including selling T-shirts – with Anthony’s team using them to raise awareness of the deadly ebola virus. Rob Carthy, director of international development at Northumbria, said: ‘I’m

delighted to welcome Anthony to Northumbria and to congratulate him on his success in The Challenge. ‘I’m sure he’ll have a fantastic time here. Having international scholars enriches university life by creating an even more vibrant and creative learning experience for all students.’

Feline like a cup of coffee? THE closest most students get to a having a pet at university is the mice that run under the floorboards. Landlords don’t like them and it’s easy to see why. But thanks to former Northumbria University student Katie Jane Glazier, animal-loving undergrads can still play with cats and have a delicious cup of coffee at the same time. The entrepreneur will open Pretty Pussy Parlour, the northeast’s first cat café, in May and will house 15 rescued moggies. She has already raised money through private investment but is planning to generate the rest of the £40,000 needed to bring her dream to life through crowdfunding. The café will be open from 8.30am to 9pm every day and will take bookings for one-hour sessions – although its location is yet to be revealed.

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Green schemes earn top grade in eco rankings HENRY EDWARDS NEWCASTLE University is at the top of the class when it comes to its environmental credentials. The university was given a first-class grade for issues such as reducing its carbon footprint and recycling by student-led campaign network People and Planet. It was ranked joint 12th of 151 universities from across the nation, scoring 100 per cent for its environmental policy and the way it reviews its impact on the planet. But it performed less well on workers’ rights, for which it got 25 per cent, as well as cutting water usage, where it scored 28 per

cent. Prof Tony Stevenson, pro vice-chancellor for planning and resources, said: ‘Our environmental management system provides our dedicated sustainability team with a solid improvement framework. ‘This approach has helped the university maintain a recycling rate above 90 per cent, reduce the number of single occupancy car drivers to work from 40 per cent in 2004 to 16.5 per cent in 2014.’ He added that the university was researching ways to produce and store clean energy, as well as looking at expanding its fleet of electric vehicles to make deliveries across campus. Northumbria University did

not fare quite so well, receiving a 2:1 in the rankings and placing 40th nationwide. It scored 100 per cent for its environmental policy and got top marks for its commitment to waste and recycling. But it got a big fat zero for its investment of money in ethical schemes. Hannah Smith, spokeswoman for People and Planet, said: ‘It’s the progressive universities, those ranking in the top 30 in the league, that are setting an example of what can be achieved in higher education. ‘They are responding with speed to the oncoming challenges of climate change and global inequality.’

FUTURE VISION: This is what Newcastle University’s £58million urban sciences building could look like. The initial designs for the centre, which will house the school of computing science, include an urban farm and rooftop garden. The university hopes to submit a planning application over the next few weeks. To enter a competition to design part of the facade, visit my.ncl.ac.uk/students

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£40,000 debt ‘few will clear’ from p1 average – a debt few have any chance of clearing. Ruairi Walker, Labour student leader at Newcastle University, said: ‘It’s been quoted that, on average, each university makes £1,500 per person after all costs are factored in. I do feel fees should at least remain constant to provide a realistic goal for people from all walks of life.’ Last year, it emerged 45 per cent of student debts would have to be written off. If that reaches 49 per cent, the government will be losing more money that it raised by upping fees.

In the spotlight: Northumbria student Rob Austin (centre) in the NCS picture taken by photographer Rankin

Spare a bit of time to help... FEEL like giving something back to the community? Well, Northumbria SU is giving you two chances to pitch in. The ﬁrst is Eco NSU, which runs from February 13 to 20, with volunteers planting in the student allotment or heading to the beach to clean up. The second, Volunteer Northumbria Week, runs from February 21 to 27. Helpers can run a tea party in a care home or read stories to children. To sign up, visit the SU’s Facebook page.

What a way to mark 60 years THE chair of council at Newcastle University is facing a gruelling 700km bike ride – to celebrate his 60th birthday. Mark I’Anson will cycle the distance to raise £60,000 for NU’s institute for ageing and to highlight the beneﬁts of exercise in later life. His incredible journey, in July, will take him across the French Alps, climbing double the distance from sea level to the top of Everest in just two weeks.

A BUSINESS student was plucked from 130,000 young people to star in National Citizen Service’s �irst nationwide advertising campaign. Rob Austin, a Northumbria University undergraduate and former NCS volunteer, had his picture taken by photographer Rankin and appeared alongside The Voice winner Jermain Jackman. Rob said: ‘I had such a great experience on NCS – I hope I can raise awareness of it.’

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AN INNOVATIVE new phone app will make campus safer for students – providing round-the-clock protection. SafeZone, which can be downloaded on iOS, Android and Windows devices, works as an emergency alarm that is linked to security at Northumbria University 24 hours a day. Its three main features – emergency assistance, �irst aid and general help – can be accessed at the tap of a button. Users can also check in to make sure security is aware of their location. John Anderson, head of security, said: ‘We needed to consider what resources we had available to us to support initiatives like 24/7 access. When we investigated using SafeZone, we were impressed with the features, its cost-effectiveness and how it can adapt to meet the needs of the uni-

Introducing the app sets us apart from other universities and demonstrates our commitment to health and safety, making Northumbria a secure and safe place to study and work.’ Damon Kent, director of campus services, added: ‘We are committed to ensuring the best student experience at Northumbria. ‘It was clear that the SafeZone solution, in conjunction with other control measures, could enhance safety on campus, ensuring the fastest possible response to any incident. ‘Being the �irst university in Europe to adopt SafeZone, we are excited about the extensive capabilities of the solution and are con�ident that it meets the needs of our students.’ Outside university, users can still have peace of mind as the app connects directly to emergency services.

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Folk vibes: Indie band Villagers at the launch of the BBC festival

BBC show airs live from the union A STUDENTS’ union was used to showcase local talent on national radio at the launch of a festival in Newcastle and Gateshead. Newcastle University’s Mens Bar hosted the BBC 6 Music recording, with DJ Lauren Laverne and

added: ‘It’s great that Maximo Park graduated from Newcastle University and it was really nice to see just how far you can go.’ The festival runs from February 20 to 22 at the O2 Academy Newcastle, Sage Gateshead and other venues.

bands including Maxïmo Park and Villagers. Music students were among the performers whose work was broadcast. Felicity Souter, a member of the Newcastle University Choir Society said it was exceptional to be a part of the show. She

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Stackable pods could tick every box for freshers HENRIETTA PAINTER STUDENT accommodation is commonly known for being a little boxy. But soon a box could be exactly what you find yourself living in – or a prefabricated shipping container from China, to be exact. Builders and prefab specialists will use the fully fitted-out pods made by China International Marine Containers to create 200-plus bedrooms around a courtyard in Clarence Street. They are planning to finish the first phase of the block on the site of an old industrial building by the time Northumbria University freshers start in September. The developers say the block of studio flats and

Prefabulous: An artist’s image of the readymade student pod flats en-suite bedrooms will provide a good site for students within walking distance of the city’s main universities. The pods will come furnished, with high-speed broadband and satellite TV. Each cluster of boxes will have its own kitchen and common room and students will have access to lounges. Two sections of the block will house laundry rooms

and management offices. But the development could put students in conflict with neighbours. Businesses warned when the block was granted planning permission in 2013 that there would not be enough parking space for students. Employees and residents in nearby Henry Square started a petition against the building.

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It’s RAG to riches for annual charity week ELLIE EDWARDS IF YOU spotted ladybirds, Teletubbies or cowboys wandering around town, don’t panic – you aren’t suffering from exhaustion. It’s all part of Newcastle University’s RAG week 2015. The enthusiastic volunteers, decked out in different fancy dress out�its, shook buckets and asked passers-by for change in a bid to raise cash for charities Young Minds, Dementia UK, Guide Dogs and the Willow Foundation. Organiser of the annual fundraiser Jessica Bailey said: ‘RAG week in general was really successful. ‘We were really pleased with how it went and we managed to raise more than last year.’ She added that she was delighted to smash the previous year’s total of £6,000 – raising about £9,000, with

Change please: Charity helpers dress as ladybirds in a bid to raise cash for worthy causes money still coming in. More than 150 volunteers took part in the students’ union RAG week, with activities including Take Me Out, a comedy

night and a pub quiz. Daytime events included a vintage tea party, treasure hunt and sports games. The fashion show will also

Slating bronze-haired Michael by calling him an Ed Sheeran lookalike and lowering the selfesteem of the candidates worked wonders for entertaining the crowd and lightening the atmosphere of the show. The night consisted of male students trying to woo a date from a panel of eight women. Then, the roles were reversed and the men took control of the famous lights. Contestant Amy sung a beautiful rendition of

Valerie, while poking fun at another participant for forgetting the words to A-Team. Specialist skills on show included one student attempting to breakdance, another doing an Irish jig while a third tried to ﬁnish a pint while juggling three potatoes. Rowley decided to end the night by giving a slightly intoxicated Jimmy the ﬁnal words: ‘I...very...im..impressed – have a great night and see you in Sinners...’

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BEAUTY queen Nicole Bailey stepped out on the catwalk in a wedding dress ... but gettting married is farthest from her mind. The reigning Miss Newcastle GB and a Northumbria University sports development student was launching a wedding show as she started her fundraising drive for a trip to Zambia. The 21-year-old will be taking part in a project to

teach children basketball and netball, as well as educating them about HIV. Nicole, who also plans to visit Malawi where her sister works as a doctor, has to raise the funds for the trip and is organising events such as a bingo night. She told TUP: ‘The chance to volunteer in Africa had come up previously but I did not feel mentally prepared until now.’

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inBRIEF Tale of murder is uncovered... AUTHOR Guy Mankowski explores celebrity, obsession and death in his latest dark novel. The creative writing PhD student, from Northumbria University, has released his postpunk novel How I Left The National Grid. Guy said: ‘It explores how a protagonist can feel trapped in an environment.’

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TAKE ME OUT FUN? I LIKEY STARTING half-an-hour late and with barely any seats, I wasn’t hopeful for a good night at the RAG Take Me Out event, writes Armani Ur-Rub. However, once the entertainment got going, the view wasn’t a problem and I’d forgotten I was standing. The hosts, Charlie Rowley and Marc Smethurst, worked wonderfully together and their unﬁltered (sometimes controversial) jokes were received well.

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DRAMA students will delight children with a pop-up theatre. Undergraduates from Northumbria University’s drama and applied theatre course will deliver performances based on books Lost And Found and The Lost Thing. This year’s productions will take place at the National Centre, on February 19 and 20.

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Top dog Farage will get my vote MANDY FULLER ‘WHO are you going to vote for?’ is one of the most-asked questions at the moment. With the general election in May, the major parties don’t have long to win us round. Personally, I’d rather have a tea party than the Labour Party... but I can’t see the Great British public voting for that. However, I am genuinely tempted to vote Ukip. No, I haven’t lost my mind. I believe every dog has his day and, let’s face it, Nigel Farage is a bit of a dog – in that bloodhound, jowly cheek look he wears so well. As a student, I

Future PM?: Ukip leader Nigel Farage PICTURE: TWITTER often have to work long hours for s*** money, so any man that promises I don’t have to pay tax because I’m on the minimum wage is the man for me. I don’t

care if he’s branded a racist misogynist – and, as a black girl, that should really bother me. I want to keep more of my hard-earned cash. The main reason I’m going to vote Ukip is because of their pledge to remove tuition fees for university students on certain courses, based on academic performance. Let’s face it, the political party that allows me to take home more of my wages and cuts tuition fees – allowing me to spend more on my alcoholic, party-animal lifestyle – is definitely the political party for me. Nigel Farage for prime minister!

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PARTY POOPER: The words ‘house party’ and ‘danger’ go hand in hand. Waking up in a bleary-eyed haze to find someone has scrawled rude drawings in permanent marker on the kitchen walls or to discover vomit that hasn’t quite made the toilet bowl has to be among every host’s worst nightmare. So, is that ‘small gathering’ that you were about to publish on Facebook (accidentally without the ‘invite-only’ setting) worth it? Michael Quinn

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EXAM STRESS: We are constantly being told that today’s youth has it far too easy when it comes to education, so there is now a demand for exambased learning. Surely it is counterproductive to only be tested on less than ten per cent of what you have learnt in the space of a couple of hours while under intense pressure? Students should be encouraged to exercise their skills about the subject thoroughly and this is best achieved through coursework. It also allows a student to choose their own question, encouraging them to pursue and expand their own ideas which they are passionate about Natalie Wellings

I HEART VALENTINE’S: Whatever complaints the anti-Valentine’s brigade has, no-one can resist the excitement of knowing someone out there holds a special place for you in their heart. Regardless of the tacky merchandise of February 14 and the 11million additional texts sent on the day of love, the simplistic act of giving an anonymous card will undoubtedly bring a smile to anyone’s face Lucy Kehoe

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LOVE SICK: Whether you’re single or taken, Valentine’s is utter tripe. I just don’t think a heart-shaped box filled with cheap chocolates picked up from Card Factory for 99p, or an over-sized teddy bear that will ultimately be abandoned once the endorphin-filled day loses all its glory, class as romance. Watching couples flap about confessing their undying love for one another because they are compelled to do so really does have me contemplating shooting a fat little Cupid’s arrow through my own head Ema Brewer

COST OF EDUCATION: Students shouldn’t get a free ride – but getting a degree surely isn’t a free ride? The truth is – as if you hadn’t noticed – the economy is on the fritz and paying for higher education seems to be a knee-jerk reaction. Instead of genuine economic pragmatism, paying for education is yet more evidence that austerity is ruining people’s outlook. Saddling ambitious, forward-thinking students with debt – or, worse, making further education unavailable to some – is regressive in the most devastating way. Student Loans has already lost a load of tuition fees, the rest won’t ever get paid back – why not just scrap them altogether, George? Joe Evans

DIS-MAY: I agree with chancellor at the University of Birmingham Lord Bilimoria, who has attacked Theresa May’s plan to clear out non-EU international students from the UK. Closing Britain off to foreign students would damage its reputation as a nation that attracts talent from all over the world and cut off important cultural ties. Every international student pays thousands of pounds more than any British student each year and they do not get a loan like home students. It seems like Theresa May’s plan doesn’t have either economic reasoning or support behind it Natalia Alyukova

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theINTERVIEW: Simon Amstell

The journey to a comedy awakening S

IMON AMSTELL is delving into his psyche. Describing his �irst taste of the hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca during a trip to Peru – the inspiration for his latest stand-up tour, To Be Free – he says it failed to transform his thoughts in the way locals and gap year truth-seekers had claimed. ‘I imagined afterwards I’d have the feeling of total peace and serenity and I’d no longer feel stuck or limited,’ he says. ‘But despite this life-changing, profound, unexplainable experience, I’m still imprisoned by my own various insecurities.’ These stubborn doubts seem to be almost an asset for the 35-year-old, who does not shy away from letting his �laws take centre-stage. ‘My last tours were both quite… sad,’ he laughs. ‘Loneliness and the feeling of disconnection were big themes. However, this one is about me trying to �ind total freedom in my life. ‘I no longer feel as broken or troubled, so I think there’s generally more joy in this show. Although I’m still dealing with all the various problems of being a human being, they’re not quite as tragic as they were in previous shows. ‘I think I’m now closer to a fully functioning

TV presenter-turned-comedian Simon Amstell talks to CASSIE DONEY about psychadelics, clowning, Buddhism and the struggle to become a functioning human being human being than I’ve ever been.’ But the trope of the troubled comic has endured, partly through 2012 sitcom Grandma’s House, where his drifting ex-TV presenter character’s situation seemed to mirror his own life following Never Mind The Buzzcocks. He sees his ability to turn pain into humour as a survival skill. ‘If I didn’t have comedy as a career, I’d be desperately trying to �ind some other way to cope,’ he says. ‘I’d probably be in therapy full time.’ Although his stand-up show touches on the politics of the meat industry and the ‘absurdity’ of having a royal family, Amstell is not mounting a Russell Brand-style call for revolution quite yet. ‘I think the best thing for me to be doing is to retain the mask of the clown, where the clown is cheekily questioning things around him,’ he says. ‘I think the moment you become the politician, you lose the clown. And I feel like the clown is freer than the politician.’ The role of clown is one Amstell takes seriously. He

studied at Philippe Gaulier’s prestigious clown school in Paris – an experience he likens to an aspect of Zen Buddhism, where young monks are given puzzles to solve. ‘The reason they’re so tricky is that the mind can’t solve these puzzles,’ Amstell says. ‘The solution was to throw away rational thought – to be instinctive and childlike. And I wasn’t good at any of those things.’ Not all clowning around has been worth it, though. ‘I learnt to juggle as a kid,’ he says. ‘It doesn’t get you sex. It gets people to look at you for about 30 seconds, and then they go and look at something else.’ Watching acts at the Edinburgh Fringe, things �inally clicked, however. ‘The performers I found funny were the ones who had a sense of childlike wonder,’ he says. ‘Because everything is essentially ridiculous – and, through comedy, you can express that ridiculousness of everything we experience being an absurd illusion created by our ego monkey minds.’ He pauses. ‘There’s a quote for you.’

SIMON AMSTELL plays Liverpool on February 12, Bristol on February 26, Coventry on March 5 and Glasgow on March 18 and 19

Long trip: A Peruvian drug inspired Simon Amstell’s tour

INSIDE: Toddla T looks to lose his mind, The Wombats go wonky and Sigma make a racket

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wednesday, mar 11 Dirtiz, Perdu Naked, Flortias Tiger Wednesdays, Tiger Tiger Playground, Tup Tup

monday, feb 16 Digi Mondays, Digital Club Trop, House of Smith Mansion, Madame Koo

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thursday, mar 12 Rebel Thursdays, Digital Dance, Madame Koo; Mazed, Perdu; Lovedough, Tup Tup Jungle, House of Smith; Black Light, Digital; Beau Monde, Bonbar

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what’sON pick of the month THEATRE LOOK out for Shrek – he’s going to be all ‘ogre’ the Toon. Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss In Boots will be starring in Shrek The Musical at the Theatre Royal, Newcastle. Coming straight from Drury Lane, London, it will be directed by former star Nigel Harman, who won an Olivier award in 2012 for his portrayal of the ruthless Lord Farquaad. ‘This show is very special to me, with its dizzying blend of great characters, a hilarious script and sublime music,’ he said. Shrek The Musical runs from March 11 to 29. Tickets are available from £16, plus booking fee, from the box office as well as online.

OPERA NOT one but four operas are to be staged at Newcastle’s Theatre Royal by the renowned Opera North next month. La Vida Breve, on March 3,

all made up on the spot and inspired by the audience, every show is different. The Suggestibles take the stage on February 19 at the Stand, Newcastle. Tickets are £7.

tells the tragic story of a woman too much in love with a worthless man. Gianni Schicchi, a comic masterpiece in miniature, includes some of Puccini’s most delightful music. La Traviata, on March 4, is full of moving arias, fervent passion and sweeping drama, and is considered Verdi’s most popular opera. Then, in The Marriage Of Figaro, on March 5 and 9, our hero learns his master is out to bed his bride-to-be. Tickets start at £17.95 or contact the box office.

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COMEDY ‘YOU supply the suggestions, they supply the laughs.’ If you liked Whose Line Is It Anyway, you’ll love the Suggestibles, a two-hour improv-comedy joyride. They’re theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious, featuring a rollercoaster of spontaneous games, sketches, skits and songs – including Aspects Of …,

Passion: Opera North’s La Traviata with Ji-Min Park and Hye-Youn Lee their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. Best audience suggestion wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show

at the Stand, as the North’s best-loved comedy troupe is resident here the third Thursday of every month. The group is typically made

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up of core players Ian McLaughlin, Bev Fox, Carl Kennedy and Alex Ross on piano, plus special guests for the improv scene. As it’s

A NEW exhibition will reveal how a generation of British artists were drawn into the Spanish Civil War. Conscience And Conflict at the Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle will feature works by Picasso, Henry Moore, Edward Burra, Wyndham Lewis and John Armstrong, among others. Many went to fight in the war, while others created posters campaigning for aid for refugees or created works that made fierce political statements. The Spanish Civil War (1936-1939) was one of the most significant conflicts of the 20th century. While British literary reactions to the conflict have been widely examined, this exhibition, from March 7 to June 7, is the first to explore the response of British visual artists.

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Olden... but still Golden Punk’s ‘old farts’ hit the road again The Stranglers guitarist and vocalist Baz Warne chats to ELLIE EDWARDS about fame, fans and what’s kept the band together for more than 40 years

HEY say there’s no place like home and after more than 40 years on the road, it’s still so true for Baz Warne. So it’s an easy choice for the guitarist and singer with punk veterans The Stranglers when asked for his favourite city in which to perform: ‘I’ve got to say Newcastle – I’m from the north-east, after all.’ He adds: ‘Other than Newcastle, I’d go for Glasgow. The crowds there are great. We usually start the tour in Scotland but this time we’ll be ending it there.’ Being in a band for over 40 years is an achievement in itself but Warne, who joined in 2000, says ‘having people look up to you is a great achievement’. He adds: ‘To begin with, the press hated us and then slowly we grew and grew. ‘I noticed it when I couldn’t go into Sunderland with my wife anymore. I can’t even go into Tesco without being recognised. But they won’t give me a discount!’ The four-piece band, completed by Jet Black, JeanJacques Burnel and Dave

Green�ield, rose to fame in the 1970s with hits such as Golden Brown. But what is it that has kept the band together and motivated? ‘Enjoying the noise we make is the main thing, along with the enduring quality of the songs,’ says Warne. ‘It may sound like a cliché but that’s how clichés are created: being with the band is like having another family. We argue, we go through highs and lows, but in the end we love each other.’ So, can we expect to see a new album this year? ‘We have been knocking ideas around and emailing each other little snippets of music,’ says Warne. ‘But these days we live quite spread out across the UK from each other. One of the guys has just moved to France, so getting together isn’t always easy. I wouldn’t totally say that there will be an album this year – but there could be one next year.’ Meanwhile, there is the tour and the possibility of yet another festival season. Warne says Glastonbury in 2010 remains a highlight. ‘After years, they �inally

Old rockers never die...: The Stranglers are still going strong 41 years on gave in and let us perform,’ he says. ‘I’ll never forget that Friday afternoon in the summer. Watching it on TV just doesn’t do it justice.’ And through it all have been the fans. ‘We would not exist without the fans coming to see us and buy our music,’ adds Warne. ‘Now because we’re such old farts, they bring their children – and sometimes their children’s children – so there’s a real generation of fans going on.’  The Stranglers play the O2 Academy Newcastle on March 12.

Con�idence holds the key REMEMBER the name Caoilfhionn Birley – she’s going places. Having taken up music aged seven after her gran bought her a piano, she’s not looked back. The second-year music student at Newcastle University has recently unveiled another talent – singing. ‘I’ve always liked singing but only recently gained the conﬁdence to perform,’ says the 21-year-old. This has only helped the musician from Manchester to progress in the music world. Caoilfhionn may yet to be signed by a producer

Sweet dreams: Caoilfhionn but she has already experienced what it’s like to record music. ‘The highlight of my music career so far is working with Vini Reilly from Manchester band

The Durutti Column. We collaborated over the summer of 2013 and the songs were released on his latest album, Chronicle XL. It was a great experience,’ she says. With a passion for music, there’s no standing in the way of Caoilfhionn and her dream. ‘In ﬁve years’ time, I hope to be gigging a lot more in different places and travelling, meeting and collaborating with lots of musicians. I just want to make as much music as possible,’ she says. Ben Swain

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We need a scene where we lose our minds On the verge of dropping a new mixtape, Toddla T chats to MORGAN HINTON about DJing at the age of ten, promotional politics and being proper s**t at school

hen did you discover your love for music? I got heavily into music aged about nine or ten. When I was ten I had turntables but they were unusable – all you could do was select tracks. Anything else and the needle would snap. What moment did you commit to being a DJ? I’ve got a bit of a weird mind in that I can’t concentrate on things I’m not into. At

school I was proper s**t – not because I’m thick, I just didn’t give a f**k. Music was one of the only things I could really focus on. With raves now promoting unknown line-ups, would you play at an event that wouldn’t advertise your name on the bill? One hundred per cent – I think that’s a really good idea. If you can sell tickets with the night being the

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whereas the underground scene should be somewhere you go to lose your mind. What are your aspirations for this year? I’m doing a mixtape with a Jamaican artist called

Protoje. We’re blending his instrumentals and trying to merge the Jamaican sound with the UK sound. Toddla T and Protoje’s mixtape is due for release this month.

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The Wombats frontman Matthew ‘Murph’ Murphy tells PORTIA FAHEY about pouring his soul into the new album, what it’s like having LA as your fantasy girlfriend and his new-found fondness for dogs

HE Wombats have ‘pushed themselves to the edge of the human soul’ to create their latest album, Glitterbug. ‘The back end of the recording process was nuts for me,’ according to the band’s lead singer Matthew Murphy, aka Murph. ‘I was back and forth between London and LA. It was very exhausting and it all got kind of moody towards the end. All I know is that I’m incredibly proud of the album.’ And so he should be. The new record, due out in April, has taken four years to complete and Murph – along with bandmates Dan Haggis and Tord Øverland Knudsen – is about to embark on a 26-date European tour in March to promote it. ‘We’re all perfectionists and a lot of the songs have been through heavy critiquing by myself before the others get to them, or they’ll send me a backing track and I’ll work on it and rewrite and rewrite and then it goes back to them,’ he says. ‘We are all definitely guilty of over-analysing things.’ ‘I’m not saying we’ve had

to go down the mines every morning. I’ve certainly put a lot of myself into this album emotionally, psychologically. ‘It’s hilarious – I’m only starting to realise now that when I was in it, I actually had no idea what was going on.’ Thankfully, the band had Bastille’s producer, Mark Crew, on hand to guide them through some of the darker moments. Murph, 30, says: ‘Mark was unbelievable and would take the p*** out of us so much, which is something no one’s ever done before – well, not to our faces, anyway!’ The Liverpool-born singer has also found three new loves in his life: LA, his girlfriend and her dog, Daisy. ‘Daisy’s awesome and I’m completely obsessed with her,’ he laughs. ‘I spent the majority of yesterday just staring at pictures of her.’ And his obsession with LA has become so strong, the city is the main focus of the new album. ‘I’d stay over in LA and I fell more and more in love with the city,’ he explains. ‘I got to know it a lot more

Rising star: Laura Welsh

LAURA WELSH entered the mainstream last year when she featured on Gorgon City’s top ten hit, Here For You. Now, the singer is looking to cement her place there. She spoke to TUP ahead of the release of her debut album, Soft Control, in March. What was it like working with Gorgon City? Musically, it’s completely different to what I do but it was an amazing experience – and to play festivals with them gave

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and then, suddenly, it was this person that I’d written the songs about. I’d created this non-existent person in my head and thought about what it would be like having a long-distance relationship and dealing with jealousy and things like that.’ But most of all, his love is for the fans. ‘It means f*** all if you don’t have some fans that care about you and we’ve always been very lucky in that our fan base is strong but they’re also obsessed with us,’ he says. ‘Everything else is just background noise.’

Singer without compromise me the opportunity to play in front of much bigger audiences. How was the recording process for the album? It was incredible to have it finished and mixed for me. The most important thing was that I’d made the record that I wanted to, without compromise. What do you like to do in your down time? I love photography. I’ve got a Canon film camera so I like shooting on that. Edward Jones

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Together... because we loved to make a big old racket

Passion: Cameron Edwards (left) and Joe Lenzie scored No.1s with Changing and Nobody To Love

ISTENING to drum ’n’ bass duo Sigma chat about getting soaked in champagne and downing trebles, you would think life was just one big booze-fest. But Joe Lenzie and Cameron Edwards have been working hard, releasing four EPs and �ive singles since 2010, two of which – Changing and Nobody To Love – made it to No.1 in the charts. They have also collaborated with the likes of Paloma Faith and Labrinth, who features on their forthcoming single. Catching up with them on their way to the studio as they take a break from live shows to work on debut album Life, due out later this year, I ask how they felt about Kanye West’s track Bound 2, which they reworked for Nobody To Love. ‘Overall, it sounded like someone was having a musical heart attack but we really liked the d’n’b part, so gave it a mix,’ says Edwards. Kanye’s management contacted the duo about playing at Wireless Festival last summer but they declined, preferring to ‘do our own thing’. The pair met at the

They have gone from two mates who fuelled their passion for drum ‘n’ bass with nights out to professionals with two UK No.1s under their belts and a single with Labrinth soon to be released. HENRIETTA PAINTER speaks to Sigma about champagne, doves and staying healthy University of Leeds, where going out three or four nights a week together fuelled their passion for drum ’n’ bass. Those nights were ‘without a doubt the best places to go’, claims Edwards, a former events student. They formed Sigma out of ‘a mutual love for making a racket together’ and were originally going to be called Lesbian Doves. Can I ask why? ‘One night a pair of lesbian doves �lew down from Joe’s shed,’ Edwards explains. ‘So we wanted to call ourselves that – but it sounded too r’n’b for us.’ Twelve years on, and do they still feel Leeds has a healthy d’n’b scene? ‘It’s changed a lot now, but then again all scenes have,’ says Lenzie. ‘We love to go back to Leeds whenever we play there. The d’n’b scene has become really healthy.’ It is clear the duo are not shy of a party or four. ‘I can’t remember my best memory from uni – it all seems like a constant haze,’ says

Edwards. So, what are their other favourite places for a night out? ‘We played at HAU5 festival in Newcastle last year and ended up at an afterparty in Tup Tup,’ says Lenzie. ‘I can’t tell you all the details but we were covered in a lot of champagne that night.’ He confesses he’s never had a treble, though – at which point, Edwards proudly announces that he has. ‘Cam’s still a student deep down,’ says Lenzie. Making music has always been on the cards for them, although Edwards once had a yearning for the army. ‘It’s weird,’ muses Lenzie. ‘When you’re growing up, you don’t realise that music is this whole massive industry.’ It is one they’re getting stuck into and life at the moment is a mixture of touring and studios, fuelled by beer, their PlayStation and vitamins. ‘On tour it’s great to have each other,’ says Lenzie. ‘And the vitamins keep us healthy.’

Sigma will perform at Future Music Festivals across Australia on February 28 and March 1, 7, 8 and 9, and Germany’s Sputnik Springbreak Festival from May 22 to 24. Higher, featuring Labrinth, is released by 3beat records on March 22.

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Just mates: Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan in What If?

Predestination (Feb 20) A TIME-travelling agent (Ethan Hawke) working for the ‘temporal bureau’ is sent on his final assignment to stop an infamous terrorist who has eluded him. He is forced to hop between the years to prevent a major crime, picking up a new recruit in John Doe (Sarah Snook) along the way. Jakub Szweda Kill The Messenger (Mar 6) REPORTER Gary Webb (Jeremy Renner) exposes the shocking truth of the CIA’s role in importing cocaine into America and using the profits to arm Contra rebels in Nicaragua. Despite threats from drug lords and CIA operatives, Webb keeps on digging – endangering his career, life and family. Antoniya Gerimpapazi Chappie

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UNNATURALLY clever robot Chappie (Sharlto Copley) is kidnapped at ‘birth’ and later adopted and raised by a dysfunctional family. Director Neill Blomkamp (District 9) is known for addressing big issues such as race, discrimination and freedom – and this latest outing looks set to do the same. Aaron Lembo X+Y

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NATHAN ELLIS (Asa Butterfield) is no normal child. While others play, he hides away and solves problems. When his teacher Martin Humphreys (Rafe Spall) finds his rare gift, he sends him to the International Mathematics Olympiad, where Nate realises there is more to life than maths. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

In the friend zone? DANIEL RADCLIFFE, star of What If?, out on Blu-ray and DVD this month, tells TUP about friends he doesn’t want to sleep with, correcting pronunciation and banter

OES sex always get in the way of a good friendship? Daniel Radcliffe explores the thin line between friends and lovers in What If? What were your first conversations with director Michael Dowse? He was referencing movies like It Happened One Night and When Harry Met Sally. They were big touchstones for us, because it’s all about how relationships are built through banter and taking the p***. When the script came to you, what shape was it in? It was pretty much as it is now. The moment I knew I was going to do the script was on

n TINA FEY’S latest comedy offering, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, sees Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper) escaping to New York after spending 13 years in a doomsday cult. She is determined to start her life again, finding work as a nanny for a wealthy Manhattanite (Jane Krakowski) and friendship with Titus (Tituss Burgess), a larger-

page two, when Wallace is correcting Chantry on her pronunciation of a word, and I was just like, ‘Ah, I’m that guy.’ The film seems clear men and women can be friends. How does it strike that balance? I’m friends with lots of women who I have no intentions to sleep with. There is also the question of whether men and women who are incredibly sexually attracted to each other can just be friends. That’s the issue that is present in the film. What’s Toronto like to work in? I had a great time there. I ate really badly – lots of poutine, which is chips in gravy, cheese and bacon. It was a really fun.

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Ambitious street car racer is bit of a drag The Crew (Xbox 360) Rating 3/5

LUNGING gamers into the heart of Detroit’s illegal street racing scene, The Crew is looking to redefine the open-world racing genre. Players will attempt to infiltrate and take down the 510 gang that pulls all the strings in motor city. But the action isn’t limited to Detroit, as the massive game offers coast-to-coast, online-only action from LA all the way to New York. The best thrills emerge in the vast, inter-city stretches that perfectly capture the experience of the great American road trip. Unfortunately, that ambition leaves the gameplay

Resident Evil Revelations 2 ONE of the great horror series returns with some familiar faces. Fan favourite Claire Redfield stars with Moira Burton, the daughter of the legendary Barry Burton. The two women, who are working for antibioterrorism organisation TerraSave, are captured at the start of the game. What follows is a gory quest for survival and answers. Fans can expect better gameplay from the previous outing, while features such as raid mode allow players to fight through a map without following the main storyline. Out on March 2. Aaron Lembo Project CARS

On the road: The Crew takes you on a high-octane journey into Detroit’s illegal racing scene feeling stretched. The immense landscape gives a poor frame rate, causing lagging, dubious graphics and sketchy audio. The AI isn’t

quite right either, veering from erratic decisions to outright cheating in a bid to ramp up the tension in what is a flat driving experience.

Added to this, online matchmaking is a work in progress – a serious issue for the online-only campaign. Josh Mcloughlin

THIS is the racing simulator that gamers have been waiting for. The highly ambitious racer, which has been in production since October 2011, lets players take control of a huge variety of motors, from karts to supercars. They can also take on real-life race tracks, such as

out soon Donnington, Silverstone and Brands Hatch. Everything from the nuts and bolts up has been wonderfully recreated to replicate their real-world counterparts, with the game also boasting fully dynamic weather systems and a competitive online feature. Released on March 20. Umar Hassan Battlefield: Hardline ARE you going to be a cop or a criminal? Choose your side in this highspeed multiplayer mode. There are seven online games to choose from, including rescue, a tense five-on-five match in which the police have to save hostages before time runs out, while the perps do everything they can to stop them. In the single-player campaign, gamers can now use nonlethal force takedowns to gather intel on criminals. There are also a number of new weapons, cars and bikes to keep seasoned fans entertained. It’s out on March 20. Matt Bullin

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ESPITE tough talk from the government about international students, our campuses hold a wealth of people who have come from overseas to study. The diversity of the university population is an indication of how enlightening travelling can be, with the melting pot giving undergrads an insight into a host of different cultures – so why not get inspiration on where to travel from global friends? The cost of a trip abroad can put many off but if you stay with an international friend, you can reduce the cost considerably, as well as get off the tourist trail and find out what living in the country is really like. Study leave and the Easter holidays provide a perfect opportunity to get away for a few nights. If you’re looking for something more than a quick break, most universities offer the chance of studying at campuses across the world at summer schools and as part of the Erasmus scheme. This allows you to study abroad for between three months and one academic year, with no extra tuition fees. You can also apply for a grant under the programme to cover any extra costs of studying abroad. Andrew Griffiths

ISTANBUL: East meets west in this city, where the Galata Bridge offers views over both the Black Sea and the Mediterranean and you can find Christian art in the Hagia Sophia mosque, which was once a church. The Blue Mosque (pictured), with its awe-inspiring dome, is also worth a visit. As a

student on holiday with friends, I found it affordable – our student discount cards were taken at the huge imperial Dolmabahçe Palace and we filled our backpacks with beautiful food – in terms of taste and colour – at the spice market while sticking to a tight budget. Anupama Subramaniyam PICTURE: AS

NEW YORK: The Big Apple, the ‘city that never sleeps’ – New York City has many affectionate nicknames. And for good reason. It is home to some of the most famous landmarks in the world – the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty and glittering Times Square, pictured. If you usually prefer beach resorts or countryside estates to

city breaks, make an exception for New York. Aside from feeling as if you have stumbled on to the set of a film or TV series, the city has something to suit everyone, whether you want to sample some culture at its museums and galleries, catch a musical in Broadway or wander through Central Park. Adiba Khatoon PICTURE: FRANCISCO DIEZ

FINLAND: When people ask me about my favourite holiday destination, they don’t expect me to say Finland – the Nordic country can sometimes fall off the getaway radar. But in Helsinki, you can sip an espresso in an ultramodern coffee shop surrounded by hippies, while being haunted by

the city’s Soviet past and inspired by its neo-classical cathedral (pictured). The street food festival, in March, involves talks and parties as well as delicious meals – while a traditional Finnish sauna followed by a run through the snow is not to be missed. Mane Grigoryan PICTURE: TAZRIAN KHAN/FLICKR

KEFALONIA: Nicknamed ‘the jewel in the Ionian crown’, this western Greek island is home to the soft white sands and the turquoise waters of Myrtos, widely thought to be one of the best beaches in the world. You may recognise the island from the film Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, which was set and filmed there and took much of

its mood from the surroundings. You can take a yacht from Argostoli, the island’s main working port, which has a natural sheltered harbour, to explore the coastline. If you want a break from the beach, there are plenty of villages and medieval castles to explore. And keep a look-out for the island’s famous turtles. Charlotte Seddon PICTURE: CS

Signs of trouble: Yellow flowers, feet and thumbs SNOG someone outside a chicken shop on the way home from a night out in the UK and you could find a compromising picture posted on Facebook of you and your ‘friend’. But in the Middle East or India, it could land you in serious trouble. A smooch between a British couple in Dubai in 2010 led to a prison sentence – and, while PDAs between your housemate and their

‘significant other’ sometimes put you off your beans on toast, you probably don’t want anyone to end up behind bars. Here are some other faux pas to avoid while on your travels. 1. Learn your left from your right. In many cultures, including the Middle East and parts of Africa, people eat with their right hand and find using the left disgusting –

it is reserved for more, er, intimate acts in the bathroom. 2. Avoid pointing the bottom of your feet at anyone if you are in a Muslim country, as they are considered the lowest and most unclean part of the body. 3. If you think about getting a bouquet of flowers for a Ukrainian friend, never bring an even number – and avoid yellow. This

may appear to be odd but the colour is considered impolite, while even numbers of blooms are associated with funerals. 4. A thumbs-up is interpreted by most Brits as a sign of approval or thanks but if you are travelling around Afghanistan, Iran or parts of Italy, it takes on a whole other meaning – think middle finger. 5. In Japan, when you are out

with your drinking buddies, it is traditional to pour beer for one another as a gesture of companionship and respect. 6. In Nepal, it is thought to be ill-mannered to open a gift in the presence of the giver, to avoid offence – so don’t take it personally if your hosts leave your offerings unopened on the side. Joe Taylor

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A GOOD host knows that food should be on offer if guests are coming – especially if you are about to head off together on a big night out. But, with limited amounts of time and cash, what’s the best way of feeding your friends without breaking the bank? For ease and speed, it doesn’t get much better than a chilli, artichoke and cheese dip. For just under £15 you can create a taste sensation that will have your friends praising your culinary skills for years to come. All you need is 250g of grated mozzarella, 50g of grated parmesan, three cans of artichoke hearts, two to three chillies (a combination of red and

green for colour) and 325g of mayonnaise. Finely chop the chillies and either half or quarter the artichoke hearts (depending on how chunky you like it). Next, combine the ingredients together and stir until well mixed. Pop your concoction into an oven-safe dish, about an inch-and-a-half to two inches deep, and stick it in the oven at 200C for about 15 minutes or until golden brown on top. Serve with tortilla chips and voilà... your guests will think you put a lot of effort into making a tasty treat, while you will have time to get ready and a bit of dosh left in your pocket. Aria Dixon

Cheap treats: Baked beans and Dolmio sauce

TUDENTS are masters of scrimping – especially when it comes to food. But what should every undergraduate’s cupboard contain? Check out TUP’s top ten bargain bites. 1. Garlic bread – This family favourite will cost you less than a quid and it couldn’t be easier to cook. Stick it in an oven and come back ten minutes later. 2. Rice – There is barely a country in the world that

 HUNTING for a student-friendly shop? Look no further than Aldi. If you can keep up with the lightning speed of the cashiers then this is where you should head for a bargain. Pick up frozen tuna steaks at a decent size and price (400g, £2.99) or take advantage of their weekly ‘super six’ deal, where all the fruit and veggies are just 59p Cheryl Culliford-Whyte

doesn’t have a rice dish. From Spanish paella to Jamaica’s rice and peas, it can be added to most meals and doesn’t cost the earth. 3. Noodles – A packet of

simple noodles can cost pennies but are perfect for adding bulk to stir fries. Mix them with a spicy sauce and a load of your favourite vegetables for a healthy,

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Economic edibles: Filling up on noodles, garlic bread, cereal or rice is a tasty way to save some cash PICTURES: ZOE MACNAUGHTON PHRAWR/HAT M/ MAMMA MIA/FLICKR

quick and, most importantly, cheap meal. 4. Ready-made tomato sauce – While making your own is undoubtedly better, there’s no reason why a ready-made tomato sauce can’t be used when time is short. Throw it together with some pasta or even in

a ratatouille to add a bit of �lavour. 5. Cereal – Start the day with a delicious and quick snack. Add your fruit of choice for some much needed vitamins, or try some yoghurt and honey. 6. Baked beans – Although they taste great on a baked

potato or over toast, why not use them in a stew? They make a great addition to a sausage casserole – and, let’s not forget, they are a vital component for a Sunday morning fry-up. 7. Crisps – Not healthy – but everyone deserves a treat every now and then. They

can be eaten as a snack but also used for a quick-�ix meal, such as nachos. 8. Potatoes – They can be roasted, baked, mashed, fried or boiled. In fact, the ’tater is an extremely versatile ingredient. If you are feeling adventurous, you could even cook a gratin

dauphinois to add sparkle to the humble spud. 9. Bread – Obviously useful for simple sandwiches or toast in the morning. Add butter, raisins and an eggand-milk mixture to make a marvellous bread-and-butter pudding. 10. Rolled oats – During

the cold of the winter months, there aren’t many other dishes that warm you up better. A bit bland on their own – but add some milk and jam, and you have a wonderfully �illing way to begin the day. Antoniya Gerimpapazi and Zoe Macnaughton

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E: ‘Being a Scientologist when you drive past an accident… you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help’

Who said what? 1 Tom Cruise, 2 Lindsay Lohan, 3 Kristen Stewart, 4 Sarah Jessica Parker, 5 Eminem, 6 Jay Z, 7 Ryan Gosling, 8 Dennis Rodman, 9 Jean Claude Van Damme

F: ‘How come when Kanye acts like an idiot he gets a gold record but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record?’

G: ‘Don’t be an asshole. That’s my relationship advice.’

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I: ‘I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?’

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What’s written in the stars for you this month

ARIES: MARCH 21APRIL 19 Your social life might seem scrambled, Aries. However, this is a blessing in disguise, as you will be able to see people’s secret agendas. Don’t be afraid to speak your mind

TAURUS: APRIL 20MAY 20 Take control, Taurus. Your workload has signi�icantly increased since the new year but this shouldn’t be a challenge. If you do not have enough time, simply say so GEMINI: MAY 21JUNE 20 Don’t lose track of your �inances, Gemini. A matter will arise early on in the

month. You are more than equipped to deal with it; just do so swiftly, or you will be in a vulnerable situation CANCER: JUNE 21JULY 22 Now is not a time to shy away from the world, Cancer. Stand tall and you will surprise yourself. Someone may even catch your eye who will inspire and improve your world

LEO: JULY 23AUGUST 22 You need to make some changes, Leo. Rediscover some of your sparkle that for some reason has fallen by the wayside recently. This month, you can be the life and soul of the party

VIRGO: AUGUST 23SEPTEMBER 22 Take this time to take a long hard look in the mirror, Virgo. You have been doing more than enough for everyone but yourself. Take some well-needed time out or you will burn out

LIBRA: SEPTEMBER 23OCTOBER 22 This month is full of temptation, Libra. Don’t get carried away. You need to put someone at home �irst – but that doesn’t mean you should put your social life on hold SCORPIO: OCTOBER 23NOVEMBER 21 You have been yearning for something out of the

ordinary, Scorpio – and now is the time to realise it. Right now, it seems as though anything is possible – and, if you focus, it is SAGITTARIUS: NOVEMBER 22DECEMBER 21 Respect yourself, Sagittarius. Someone in particular might be calling in favours left, right and centre – but what you don’t realise just yet is that they do not need the help as much as you think

CAPRICORN: DECEMBER 22JANUARY 19 This month is all about patience, Capricorn. You are about to hit the jackpot but

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if you rush the decisions along the way, all you will be left with is fool’s gold AQUARIUS: JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18 Stay focused, Aquarius. There is an important opportunity coming your way but you will miss it if your eyes aren’t wide open to everything that is happening around you

PISCES: FEBRUARY 19MARCH 20 You have immense in�luence, Pisces. Use it your advantage and you might just break through the solemn secrecy surrounding a certain situation. Take action to regain the reins

Be careful which pal you ditch OUR �irst semester ended in a blaze of glory. Surrounded by new friends, you drank your way into the holidays, safe in the knowledge that a month separated you from deadlines and exams. This is where the gloves come off. You return after Christmas, brimming with con�idence after a month with your adoring ‘home friends’, and decide to trim the fat in terms of misguided friendships. But tread with care: ditch the wrong acquaintance and you could �ind the hands of friendship withdrawn left, right and centre. While it’s unlikely every pal you made was a wise choice, considering you were drunk half the time, it’s worth remembering you

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came to uni to get a degree (well, that’s one reason). The coolest friends may not be the ones who will stick around when you’re knee-deep in 17th-century politics – and they may not be the kind of people you want to live with next year. So use your common sense and judge kindly. Moving away from home and being doused with cheap alcohol doesn’t bring out the best in many people – second semester could be the time for second chances. That homesick girl who invited you round for a cup of tea every �ive minutes? She could be a mate for life. The dubious conquest who kept in touch via occasional creepy Facebook messages? Not so much. Lindsey Coombs

Equality: Gay marriage PICTURE: PARGON/WIKICOMMONS

Let’s focus on people, not the masses

THE new year is a time to look back at our achievements – and 2014 was a big milestone for the LGBT liberation campaign. Yes, I am talking about marriage equality. The fact it was passed in the UK gives an example to many other countries. And, of course, anyone can now get married – we are all equal. You may wonder what else there is to do. LGBT activists could give you a list: trans* equality and health services, integration in workplaces, tackling homophobia… all important things. Yet I think something is missing. Something very important. And that is people themselves. Activists tend to look at problems as applying to groups. But what if we made a new year resolution to focus on individuals, rather than the masses? What if we started to listen to what minorities need and want, as opposed to ignoring the details of the mosaic we are a part of? Let’s listen to those who struggle with their sexuality – because unless we do, nothing can be changed. Filip Bigos

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Tough time: Cancer can devastate families PICTURE: ANNETTE/FLICKR

Y mum was diagnosed with breast cancer at new year. I’m devastated. We are at opposite ends of the country and the train fare alone is more than £100. I feel so guilty for not being there. Sophie, Edinburgh

I’m so sorry to hear that, Sophie, but try not to feel guilty. Find other ways to be around her. Right now, she needs you to bring her some light and joy – and even if that’s just a phone call every night, she’ll know you are there for her. And don’t suffer in silence. As much as your mother needs support, so do you. Request a pastoral tutorial. You can apply for extenuating circumstances for your coursework and, if you decide to, you could also apply for a leave of absence. This is an authorised break from your studies that would allow you to go home and return to university next academic year.

WAS doing drugs in digs and I’ve been issued with a 28-day notice to quit. I didn’t go to the disciplinary meeting and now I don’t know what to do. Aaron, Warwick

If you have broken your tenancy agreement, it is unlikely that you will be able to argue your case successfully. However, just because you have been given a notice to quit doesn’t mean the university won’t

Separate but together... is it possible?

ONG-distance relationships are always controversial. While some believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder, others think it can only lead to break-ups. Of course, every couple is different – but there will always be ups and downs when your other half is living in a different city. But doesn’t every relationship have good and bad moments? Being a student who has experienced a long-distance relationship throughout university, I can say – it is not easy. A lot of people think that students can’t hold down relationships at the best of times, so one with the added pressure of distance – no chance, right?

Miss you: Time apart is hard PICTURE: ANGELA MARY BUTLER/FLICKR

Wrong. While it is tough to spend long periods away from your partner, seeing each other after a busy few months can be more than rewarding. Spending time getting to know each other at a steady, slow pace can work

wonders. On top of this, when you’re in the middle of a hectic semester and all you have time for is research and essay-writing, it’s probably a good thing your other half isn’t around. If they were, you would want to spend every waking hour with them – and that’s time when you should probably be doing work. At the end of the day, it’s simple: distance alone can’t destroy a relationship. In some cases, in fact, it can even help to strengthen it. If they’re ‘the one’, they’ll wait for you. And if they’re not, they won’t. Semesters aren’t that long – and you can always visit home in your reading week or at the weekend to see them. Kelly Smith

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FLUNKED January exams and now there is a real possibility I might have to re-take first year. I like my course but I haven’t been keeping up with reading or essays, which makes it even easier to skip class. James, Manchester You will be entitled to funding for the duration of your course, plus one extra year, in case you have to repeat – and repeating a year isn’t the end of the world. But, first of all, you need to identify why you haven’t been keeping up with your coursework. Whether it’s time management or you need someone to do your reading with, head to academic support for some advice – otherwise, this time next year, you will be saying exactly the same thing. Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? Contact our agony aunt on alice@unipaper.co.uk

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researchROUND-UP

Our flick through the most fascinating findings from universities around the country

What a melt... ice cap is vanishing from view ALARMING satellite pictures have uncovered the melting of an Arctic ice cap. The observations were made by a team of scientists from the University of Leeds who noted that, since 2012, the ice cap has thinned by more than 50m – about one sixth of its original thickness. The study also showed that over the past two decades, ice loss from the south-east

region of Austfonna, in the Svalbard archipelago, has increased significantly. There is evidence that the surrounding ocean temperature, which has increased in recent years, may have been the original trigger for the ice cap thinning. Melting ice caps and glaciers are responsible for about one third of recent global sea level rise.

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Thawing out: The red regions show where ice loss has taken place

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Losing streak? Blame it on your body clock

S NOTHING going right for your team? Every shot going wide? Every tackle a foul? Well, don’t call in the ringers just yet – it could be that the timing of the games is out of sync with your body clock, research shows. An athlete’s performance can vary by more than 26 per cent depending on what time of day it is, according to a University of Birmingham study. And early risers perform best in the afternoon, while night owls are at their best later at night, they say. Dr Roland Brandstaetter explained: ‘If a one per cent difference in performance can make the difference between first place and fourth place in a 100m race and actually winning you the gold medal at the Olympics, then imagine what a 26 per cent difference in your performance could give you. ‘Our research takes us away from the idea of “time of day of the race” and directs us to internal biological time.’ Dr Brandstaetter and co-author Elise Facer-Childs studied 20 sportspeople with different sleeping patterns, testing their cardiovascular

IF YOU feel as though you’ve already seen that TV programme, then you are probably watching Dave... But one unfortunate man had to stop watching telly, listening to the radio or reading newspapers after he started experiencing persistent déjà vu, stemming from anxiety. The 23-year-old said his episodes made him feel as though he was ‘trapped in a time loop’, according to a report from Dr Christine Wells, a psychology lecturer at Sheffield Hallam University. ‘Rather than simply the unsettling feelings of familiarity, our subject complained that it felt like he was actually retrieving previous experiences from memory, not just finding them familiar,’ she said.

Praise fathers from the past FATHER’S Day may be ages away but dads from the 19th and 20th centuries deserve a pat on the back, say Leeds and Manchester historians. British fathers were more involved in their children’s lives than previously believed, their research showed. Dr Julie-Marie Strange, from the University of Manchester, addded: ‘Since the Victorian era, men seem to have been just as hands-on as they are today and equally as affectionate.’

Learning the tools to talk On the ball: The University of Birmingham’s Emily Defroand (l) and Holly Payne, who participated in the study PICTURE: ANDY SMITH endurance at different times of day. They found subjects who were early risers were best in the early afternoon, while those who slept later were at

the their best later at night – contradicting the previous belief that all athletes were better in the evening. It means managers or coaches who want to find

out an athlete’s personal best performance should consider a number of factors, including testing them at different times of the day. ‘Obtaining a personal best

performance is on everyone’s agenda – but how to do it? Now, that is a different question,’ Ms Facer-Childs added. John Shaw

Bored of the same old football shirts? Blame capitalism CASH looks to have another victim in football – the lairy kit. Although new shirts have become more frequent, their designs have become more traditional, analysis

of home kits since 1888 shows. Dr Chris Stride, a statistician from the University of Sheffield, put the trend down to plainer strips offering a less intrusive

background for sponsors. ‘Though most clubs now change their home shirt design every season, changes usually consist of just minor details

– small flashes, collar styles or trim. The innovation in football shirts has shifted from design to marketing tactics,’ he wrote in Sport In History.

CAVEMEN did more than just grunt and wave clubs at each other, it seems. Our early Stone Age ancestors had a more sophisticated language system than previously thought, according to researchers from the University of Liverpool. The team studied the way tools developed in the Oldowan period and how the techniques to make them could have been passed on. The increasingly complex nature of the tools means it is likely a proto-language was used, they found.

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What jobs work for you? Don’t just RETAIL? YOU’RE TWIXT A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE wait for right role

VERYONE knows someone with the worst part-time job in the world, be it dodging �lying plates in a pub kitchen or serving screaming children from an ice cream van. But it doesn’t have to be that way. Here are some ideas for jobs to suit all schedules and personalities. 1. Cafés and restaurants – waiting staff have the option of working during the day or evening. You can add tips to your wages if you’re good with customers and maybe even pick up free food. 2. Fast food chains – places such as McDonalds or Burger King may sound less than glamorous but many big companies offer training opportunities and good terms for part-time staff. 3. Pubs and clubs – if you have no time to work during the day or you are simply a night owl, you might consider applying for a job at a bar or club. Bar and door staff alike have a great social life together after work. 4. Supermarkets – you can apply online for a wide

Breaking point: A Twix-related customer complaint added drama to one worker’s shiftPICTURE: SCOTT EHARDT I WAS funding my way through a media and communications degree at Birmingham City University with a job at a well-known supermarket chain. During one evening shift, a man came in threatening to sue the store because of the price of a Twix. He

range of roles at superstores. The applications will take you through a couple of tests, including on your numeracy and literacy skills, as well as a behavioural test – but don’t worry, they’re not too tough. 5. Universities – from bar-tending at the union to designing a website, a job at your university can offer some of the best opportunities to develop your skills. 6. Newsagents – if you

then proceeded to state his interpretation of consumer rights law at me. I said: ‘For 60p, you’re kicking up a fuss?’ He then unwrapped the Twix and ate it in front of me, saying between chews: ‘Consumer rights my a**e.’ Greg Edwards

like cycling and are good with directions, you could become a paper boy or girl. The job is not the best paid but at least you get to be the �irst to read the papers. 7. Manual note-taking – many universities get temporary workers to take notes for students who need support with their work. You will need to be able to write clearly and quickly and be understanding of the people you help. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

Good, bad and the messy BUSKER

THE grind of long shifts or having to get up for work while suffering with a hangover can make that part-time job an extra drag. If, like Glasgow Caledonian University student Stephen Mars, you can sing or play an instrument, being your own boss and taking up busking could be the answer. Stephen, who can make up to £100 a day busking on the city’s streets, says: ‘It’s doing what I love, when I want. What could be better?’

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I ONCE spent a long summer working as a professional fundraiser – otherwise known as a charity mugger, or chugger – to help me through my studies at the University of Central Lancashire. I went from door to door asking people to support charities like the British Red Cross. My colleagues were fantastic but this did not make up for the commission-only pay or the abuse, which was so harsh you would think I was the one causing the humanitarian crisis. Luis Sanchez

SHOT GIRL

SHE patrols the club selling dubious-looking spirits from a belt to boozed-up, over-excited punters until the wee small hours, wearing less to sell more. The job of shot girl is not enviable. One past owner of this title is Raisa Begum, who once worked the sticky ﬂoors of Liverpool’s clubs. She says: ‘They were awful shifts. Bosses would often ask workers to stay past their ﬁnishing time.’ Sophie Sear

WHEN it comes to jobs, I have the best of both worlds. I work as a part-time sales assistant at Debenhams while studying at Swansea University. While it means being on my feet for ten hours during a shift on a Saturday, it brings with it the beneﬁt of the ‘travel transfer’. During term time, I can ﬁt work around my lectures in Swansea – then, when I go home for the holidays, I can move seamlessly to a branch in my hometown of Cardiff. My student loan covers my tuition fees and rent but for nights out, food and textbooks, I’ll use my wages. It means I’ve never had to touch my

overdraft – and, if I did, I would be back in the black as soon as my pay came through. Working on a shop ﬂoor may seem pretty simple but you will be gaining essential life skills – such as customer service – that your university course will not teach you. These can really make you stand out on a job application form and you never know who you’re going to meet – one of your colleagues could end up helping you get a job in your chosen career after graduation. So, even something as seemingly simple as retail work could really make an impact on your future. Rebecca Thomas

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Big nights out are off the cards for aspiring teacher and mum

When story time meets deadlines

HILE many students would only be up at 6.30am if they were crawling into bed after a night out, Gabby Rea is already up and about, getting her son ready for nursery. The 20-year-old juggles the duties of being a mum to twoyear-old Teddy with studying English at Birmingham City University. She has just over an hour in the morning to get them both ready and fed, before leaving the house to drop Teddy off at nursery and heading to lectures herself. ‘It’s all about balance and organisation,’ she says. ‘I try to make sure I have a routine that sticks, for Teddy’s best interests as well as mine.’ Fitting Teddy around student life is tricky, however. His dad, from whom Gabby has separated but remains on good terms with, is in the army, based in Chester and can only see his son every other weekend. Nursery charges are £150 a week and, although Student Finance England pays 85 per cent of Teddy’s fees, it all adds

When English student Gabby Rea has an essay due in, first she has to think about caring for her toddler, Teddy. MEGNA FARMAHA finds out if you can still have a social life while mixing tantrums and tutorials up. With limited choices for childcare, Gabby admits there can be a conflict between studying and spending time with Teddy. ‘It’s hard to distinguish between the important tasks,’ she explains. ‘It’s a constant battle knowing whether a bedtime story is more urgent than the assignments I have due soon. ‘Sometimes I may miss out on a field trip because Teddy needs new shoes. But he is my priority and I’m totally willing to give things up so he has the best.’ She aims to become an English teacher after she graduates, to try and build a better life for her and her son. ‘It’s all about the bigger picture,’ she says. ‘I may feel guilty sometimes but there need to be sacrifices for the future and, one day, my boy will understand I did it all for him.’ Being a single parent

means Gabby has to forgo the wild nights and drinking sessions many associate with student social life. ‘I do miss out to a certain extent,’ she admits. ‘I want to be involved but having a child means this is put on a kind of back burner.’ But it’s not all work. ‘I do get to socialise,’ she adds. ‘Just not in the stereotypical student way. My social life is much more relaxed, rather than alcohol-fuelled.’ She has support from family at home, as well as the university’s student parents and carers’ association, which organises social lunches and coffee mornings. She says the responsibilities of motherhod have taught her a lot. ‘It’s quite clear, to me more than anyone, that I’ve matured since being a mum,’ she says. ‘I feel like I have an older perspective on

Tiny housemate: Gabby Rea with her two-year-old son, Teddy things compared to my peers because I’ve experienced a lot more. ‘To be honest, it can make me feel slightly alienated – my peers don’t understand

my situation, which can be a little frustrating. I live in a whole other world to them.’ So, does she have any advice for others in the same situation? ‘Balance all your

PICTURE: MEGNA FARMAHA

responsibilities,’ she says. ‘It’ll make things ten times easier. ‘And never forget to leave time for yourself, to unwind and de-stress, before it all gets too much.’

Tarot cards showed me the way to ease cash woes AS A journalism student at De Montfort University in Leicester, I wanted to avoid struggling for money but I didn’t fancy facing angry or drunk customers at a takeaway. So I decided to work from home doing something that I am passionate about – tarot card reading. Most of my work is done online. I passed some initial tests and have been working for two websites over the past few years.

The first benefit is being able to work from home and sit, warm and toasty, in front of a laptop. Having said that, however, it’s a difficult profession. You are revealing information to someone that could seriously challenge their

emotional well-being. Learning the strict boundaries needed took me a while. I always used to get too connected to clients and you can’t always afford to do that. I have had negative experiences, such as trolls coming into my chatroom, and that

can be horrible. I have had to learn to brush it off. It has also taken a lot of time to build up clients, meaning I’ve had to spend vast amounts of time online just to make sure I’m earning enough money. I get irritated by many of the popular psychics. Many are said to be fake and use psychology as the basis for reading people. They tell the clients what they want to hear, just to keep their likeable image. Life isn’t always

going to be OK and, sometimes, these psychics give us honest clairvoyants a bad name. While you must be careful not to get ripped off working online, if you find a reputable company, it can solve many of the problems of having a part-time job, such as spending money on travel and having to deal with people face-to-face if this isn’t your thing. And it doesn’t hurt to earn some extra – life is expensive. Emma Thompson

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When they’re sharing the love a bit too much

HETHER they are gazing longingly into each others’ eyes or in the middle of a blazing row, couples can be a nightmare. There are ways to make your life easier, however, without trying to break them up. 1. Invest in ear plugs: Whether it’s love-making or shouting, ear plugs will help you get on with work. 2. Establish boundaries: The last thing you want is for the person who doesn’t pay rent to be drinking your milk, so draw the line. 3. Make friends: Getting to know your flatmate’s partner will make you feel more comfortable around them and it won’t be awkward when you’re left alone. 4. Remain respectful: Remember what it’s like to be

yourSPACE I LIVED with a guy in second year who had his girlfriend over all the time – to the point where she had practically moved in. The worst part, besides the baby talk, was how selfish they were. Her laundry was everywhere and they’d take over the living room for days, leave the heating on for hours – even in warm weather – and basically disregard the rest of us. We eventually confronted them and the short story is that it got ugly. He didn’t even say goodbye when we moved out. James King, University of Birmingham

LIVING with others is difficult enough at uni – and then some of them couple up, making life a special type of hell. Sleep is almost impossible because 4am is obviously the ideal time for the world to hear their bedroom activities… normally bickering over trivial matters. Natassia Tang, UCLan

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head-over-heels for someone. Sometimes it’s better to keep your cool and just have a laugh with them.

5. Communicate: If their relationship is making you uncomfortable or they’re distracting you from your

work, make sure you talk to them or to someone you can trust, such as a residential mentor. Olivia Clark

I LIVED with a girl whose boyfriend visited so frequently he should really have paid rent (or at least offered us some beer). Instead of cosying up on the sofa, they insisted on spending every minute together... cooking. I’m talking MasterCheflevel cooking, with huge carving knives and meat mallets. They took up the entire kitchen, chose really awkward times to cook and left heaps of washing up for us while they indulged in their Michelin-standard cuisine. And we didn’t even get a nice meal out of it. Mollie Carberry, University of Sheffield

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yourSPACE

How to �ind the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

We uncover the spookiest student homes in the nation... with terrifying results

Homes with the wooooo factor

Spine-chilling: Students have reported ghostly sightings and strange sounds in their homes

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BUMP in the night, a creaking �loorboard, a tap that drips no matter how many times you turn it off... Surely there is a logical explanation for what you just heard – or is there? I am convinced a ghost haunts my house in Leicester. I have called her Harriet, in the hope that will stop her from harming me. I think she lives in my attic – but, unfortunately, I don’t have a ladder to get in and reveal the truth. Sam Rose, a games WHEN viewing the house, we never asked what was in the room – we were only told not to go in there. On the top floor of our six-bedroom property is a battered doorframe, chipped and cracked, with thick, rusted double locks. It was through collective fear that, on hearing a shrieking female voice, we did the unthinkable. With a little manual labour, we managed to wrench the door open. Among the rubbish that filled the room, there were some interesting photos, along with letters from a past generation. We fixed the door – but every now and then we hear that same blood-curdling shriek and can’t explain why. Tom Bean, Bath

programming student at De Montfort University, has also had an unwelcome guest. He says: ‘The front door was being knocked on but no-one was ever there. We stood by the door and waited for the noise and found no-one. It freaked the s*** out of one of my housemates.’ He says he

was so scared some nights, he would play movies constantly with the lights on until he could get to sleep. Unbelievers will say there is an explanation – but what if there isn’t? Hannah Louise Wilson, creative writing and journalism student, De Montfort University

‘MY FRIEND was talking and joking that there might be a ghost in our house,’ says one University of Strathclyde student who lives in a spooky 200-year-old property. ‘Then the lightbulbs in the chandelier above her popped and all the lights in the house went out.’ Things got even creepier in the haunted house after the friend went home, as the doors were opening and closing all night long. Zahra Faqir, Glasgow A HOUSE near Swansea’s city centre had a ghostly woman who stalked one room. She did no harm – but in this house there was a room that was never opened. It had always been locked and gave the students living there a weird vibe. Even more surprising is that, when the room was opened by the landlord, it was spotlessly clean. Another house nearby has experienced something similar. The housemates heard footsteps coming from above. One went outside, looked up and saw an unknown woman peeping through the bedroom window. Anupama Subramaniyam JAMES ARMSTON, 21, a Liverpool John Moores University student, rented a house that came with a rocking chair in the corner. He thought no more of it until, dead in the middle of the night, the residents of the Cretan Road house walked into the room to ﬁnd the chair rocking back and forth as if someone had just stood up from it. Sophie Sear

I STARTED worrying about ghosts in Constantine Court after following a shadow into my bathroom. I’ve also seen lights ﬂickering around my room. I didn’t believe it at ﬁrst, so I recorded it on my phone. You can shrug it off but one thing’s for sure – these happenings seem to be a bit more than just a coincidence… Abigail Gillibrand, Manchester I BEGAN to notice things move places. We would also hear noises coming from rooms that were empty and locked. Then we were told that students had reported seeing a young girl. Apparently, a children’s hospital used to be where the accommodation is now. Emma Brooks, third-year media and communication student, BCU As told to Jakub Szweda

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How to �ind the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

Avoid a �lap over a �ill-in

Hunt down a housemate before it costs you dearly

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IF YOUR bedroom looks like a bomb site, you will probably find it difficult to get on with that important coursework. Keep it clutter-free with these top tips. Beautiful boxes: Pick up some quirky, patterned boxes that fit with your decor. They will also act as a good footrest when you’re studying. Out of sight: You’ve bought the new season’s fashion trends, only to realise your wardrobe is ready to burst. Store clothes in a suitcase and slide it under your bed. Hang it up: Dangle jewellery from hangers. Not only will this add a bit of colour to your room but it will remind

Neat solution: Stash junk in boxes to keep it tidy you to wear accessories you have forgotten about. Rack ‘em up: Get a shoe rack that hangs from a door and you won’t have to sacriﬁce

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any footwear for space. Look high: Take advantage of dust-ﬁlled spaces by hiding junk on top of your wardrobe. Charlotte Seddon

OU’VE sorted who you’re living with, found a house and paid your deposit – then, out of nowhere, someone drops out, leaving you with a room to �ill and bills looming. You need to get someone in as soon as possible but how are you going to do it? Here are a few steps you can take to make sure the house – and, more importantly, your bills – are shared by the right number of people. 1. Out and about: There’s no point hoping someone will come to you. Be proactive and ask people on your course. Sometimes students who live at home might want to move out in second or third year. 2. Spread the word: You could try advertising the room on your university’s noticeboards or website. Sometimes they have a

page where fellow students can advertise spare rooms. International students or people who start later in the year may be looking for a room for six months or under. It’s worth bearing this in mind if you want to get that room �illed. 3. Get web smart: Websites such as student.spareroom.co.uk allow you to advertise your room, �lat or house to potential tenants all over the country. It is designed speci�ically for students and allows you to advertise spare rooms based on your location or university campus. 4. Post it: Get on social media and post statuses and tweets with photos of the bedroom you need to �ill. Get help from your friends by asking them to share your work. Gemma Sargent

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Advice for a healthy lifestyle and staying in shape

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IKE CHANG, CT Fletcher, Furious Pete and the Hodgetwins may sound like obscure DJs – but they are part of a fast-growing breed of internet �itness gurus with a combined YouTube following of more than 6million. Health, �itness and workout channels have gained mass popularity as people turn to social media personalities for advice and motivation on training, diet and even the best gym apparel. Mike Chang, owner of the Six Pack Shortcuts YouTube channel, currently has more than 3million subscribers to his high-energy workout and weightlifting guide, which is thought to be one of the biggest workout channels. Online �itness coaches have the bene�it of being accessible anywhere, thanks to smartphones. And, while apps and videos offer something magazines cannot, Men’s Health still boasts more than 13million readers worldwide. Anthony Gilmour

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Success thanks to strong start from Maine man ARMANI UR-RUB MICK DISTASIO �irst got the basketball bug playing ‘old man games’ with, well, his old man. Squaring up to teams several times his age as an 11-year-old in New England is what the Northumbria men’s captain has to thank for his development as a player. As a self-confessed ‘massive beach bum’, the 23-year-old had reservations about coming to the UK to study – but the weather here is tame compared with his native Maine, which has had a fair few feet of snow this month. ‘I came to love the sport really

out of convenience,’ he said. ‘Maine is a very seasonal state, so outdoor sports like baseball and soccer are hard to play all year round.’ So what does it mean for Northumbria to have Mick leading the team? Well, he has been playing for 18 years – as long as some of the other team members have been alive. He is also no stranger to pressure, as the popularity of the game in the US means he has played televised high school matches in front of thousands against some of the best in his age group. ‘I love to challenge myself, so any time I have the opportunity

Ace Petra Adamova a barrel THE leaders of the women’s volleyball Northern 1A division showed they are not nine points clear at the top by accident. Newcastle University’s ﬁrst team beat the University of Manchester’s seconds by a convincing 3-0 at Northumbria’s Sport Central on January 28. The home side showcased wellpractised routines in the ﬁrst game, winning 25-19. They used Petra Adamova as much as possible and Manchester found her hard to handle, losing 25-14 in the second game and 24-18 in the third. Ben Swain

to compete with the very best, I take advantage of it,’ he added. He has not missed a chance to prove himself in his new role, scoring 15 points in his side’s 82-73 win against Essex Leopards and leading them to a 87-78 victory against Hertfordshire side Hemel Storm last month. This is Distasio’s sixth year of university and he has just �inished his dissertation after a year-long course in business with management. But the beer drinker is still enjoying the student life and you are most likely to run into him at Florita’s, House Of Smith or Madame Koo.

Wildcats get first victories NEWCASTLE Wildcats, the first all-women ice hockey side outside Oxbridge, have claimed their first two victories. They edged a 4-3 win against the mixed side Northumbria Kings Cs, who beat them in their first-ever game. Stephanie Towns netted the winning goal as the Wildcats fought back from 3-2 down. They followed that with a 9-2 thumping of Birmingham Lions. Next up are Sheffield Bears D on February 14.

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Stromsoy’s men put in good start to year TEAM Northumbria put on a positive display at Norton and Stockton Ancients FC despite being held to a 1-1 draw. Northumbria University’s side produced a typical example of their postChristmas form away at the second-placed side, putting on a positive display. Norton made the most of a mistake from Ben Murdock to take the lead, before Ben Dibb-Fuller scored the equaliser for Northumbria after a brilliant passage of play. However, manager

 TN CAPTAIN Ben Murdock scored a hattrick ... before going in goal to keep a clean sheet. He scored in the 14th minute and twice after the break to put his team 3-0 up against Birtley, before replacing injured goalie Andy Jennison. He said: ‘It was a magical day. You never expect that.’

Colin Stromsoy remains frustrated that his side has been able to turn in some

exceptional performances against some of league’s top teams but has a tendency to slip up against the lesser teams. With less than a quarter of the season to go, Team Northumbria go into the business end of the season looking to consolidate a play-off position with the relatively achievable end-ofseason �ixtures. But they will have to rely on others slipping up, as sides below them have as many as four games in hand. Austin Orton

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Rugby men set marker First win in Stan Calvert 2015

Alex leads from the front in England win

Pride: Northumbria student Alex Westgarth shows off his England shirt

NORTHUMBRIA student Alex Westgarth is flying high after playing a leading role as England Students rugby team beat Portugal. The tighthead prop, a firstyear leadership and management student, helped the students win 32-16 in Lisbon. ‘It was a great team performance,’ he said. ‘For a team that had very little time to come together, we succeeded in achieving what we set out to achieve.’ Alex beat off stiff

IAN LIGHT TEAM Northumbria has drawn first blood in this year’s battle for the Stan Calvert Cup. And the opening encounter on the rugby fields of Druid Park could not have been closer, with a late penalty sealing a tense 35-32 victory over Newcastle University. Coach Simon Culley said he was relieved to see his side grab the win in a game that could have gone either way. ‘Both teams tried to play open rugby with a lot of width, which was good to see because previously we’ve had some cagey affairs,’ he said. ‘It’s always tense when we play Newcastle and the way the game went added to that but it’s just good to get the win and lead Stan Calvert for the next three weeks at least.’ He added: ‘A lot of the boys stood up to be counted today as we had some excellent performances.’ Captain Thomas Schofield

Stone me! I’ve got gold

CURLER Naomi Robinson is Newcastle University’s golden girl. The geography student was part of the England squad that slid to victory in the European Under-21s curling championships for the first time. ‘We were so happy with the result, as in previous years we had won very few games,’ she said. ‘Last year, we won bronze, so winning the gold this year was a real achievement.’ The 9-1 win on Turkey in the final seals their place at the World

was one of many standout players. ‘It was an end-toend game,’ he said. ‘Both teams attacked well but we were particularly good with the ball, which gave us more control and threat going forward. ‘It just came down to heart and desire to win and it just happened that we wanted it more on the day.’ The win sets up Northumbria as they try to retain the cup for the first time in its

competition to secure a starting spot on his international debut, coming through a series of tough trial sessions. ‘I found out just under two weeks prior to leaving – I was over the moon,’ he said. ‘There were a lot of quality players in the trial, so to be picked ahead of those lads and to also get the starting spot was unbelievable.’ Alex was impressed with the England camp. ‘You play with the best in the country at

that [national] level. ‘Also, I think there is a different approach towards the professionalism of the sport. There is a lot of preparation and structure which we have at Northumbria but it isn’t always followed by everybody and it is refreshing to have everyone buy into the process.’ He was joined in the 22-man squad by Newcastle University pair Piers Goodwill, a fellow prop, and scrumhalf Tom Banks.

21-year history. Schofield added: ‘If you look at the direction the university has gone in the last few years in terms of sport, I think we’ve got a really good chance. ‘We’ve gone from strength to strength and I’m sure we’ll show why Northumbria is the best university in the north-east.’ Coach Culley said he was optimistic the women’s rugby teams would be able to repeat the success of the men.

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