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TABLES TURNED IN CASH REHASH Research funding gets a reshuffle JENNY MONAGHAN
SHOOTING STARS: Medical student and dedicated amateur photographer Tom Foster captured three galaxies in this picture, taken near Newark Castle in Fife, after he snapped away for 45 minutes on a cold night PICTURE: TOM FOSTER full story p5
A SHAKE-up in the way research is funded has brought a change in fortunes to the city’s universities. The University of Edinburgh, which enjoyed a grant of £84million this year, has been hit by a loss of £8million for 2015/16, rising to £14million annually by September 2017, in the Scottish Funding Council reshuffle. But Heriot-Watt University will benefit from the move, receiving £2.2million more than it does now, taking its funding to £12.1million. Queen Margaret University will also experience a increase
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in funding, receiving an extra £130,000 a year. The change came about after the SFC, which distributes public money to universities and colleges in Scotland, changed the way it calculates the funding. It has placed less importance on research classed as world-leading in the Research Excellence Framework report, published in December. UoE was ranked in Britain’s top five research institutions by the REF – but the new funding criteria mean that its topranked, world-leading research is worth less than it was. However,
economics MA student Jack Crooks, 23, said: ‘You can see both sides of it. It would be better to have more money to focus on research but the bigger Russell Group universities will be better equipped to cope. If they’re going to cut it from somewhere, better it’s there. ‘UoE seems to have been investing quite heavily while I’ve been here – there have been new buildings.’ UoE said in a statement: ‘This new move to fund world-leading research at a lower rate is very
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NOW’S THE TIME TO FILL UP MY DRAM-BORGHINI WE’VE had natural gas, biodiesel and vegetable oil, so the latest in the list of liquids to put in your car’s fuel tank should come as no surprise. A spin-out company from Edinburgh has become first on the planet to produce biofuel from whisky. Celtic Renewables, from the university’s Biofuel Research Centre, hopes to build a production centre in Grangemouth after making bio-butanol from the byproducts of whisky fermentation. The company says it could become the market leader in an industry worth more than £100million to the UK economy. Prof Martin Tangney, director of the BRC and the company’s founder and president, said: ‘Showing
the world our first sample of biofuel produced from whisky byproducts is a proud moment for everyone involved. ‘We have successfully taken a defunct technology and adapted it to current market conditions.’ The company uses a process called acetonebutanol-ethanol fermentation, which was first developed in the UK a century ago but died out. Now, however, bio-butanol is recognised as an advanced biofuel – a direct replacement for petrol. It is produced from draff, the sugar-rich kernels of barley, and pot ale, a yeasty liquid left over from distillation. The draff is soaked in water to boost the fermentation process used in whisky production.
Grain reaction: Prof Martin Tangney makes the biofuel from whisky residues
Ban on strawpedos ‘is unjust and nonsense’ HENRY EDWARDS STRAWPEDOS have been banned by Edinburgh University Student Association in a move described as a ‘human rights violation’. The association said it outlawed the strawpedo – downing a bottle with a bendy straw to make the liquid go down more quickly – to prevent irresponsible drinking. A group of students is thought to have tried to storm The Big Cheese club in protest at the ban. It has also prompted a
n EDINBURGH University has been accused of stifling free speech after banning Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines from being played. Its decision to remove The Sun newspaper from campus retail outlets was deemed ‘red’ under the traffic-light ranking system. The national survey by magazine Spiked also said the university’s crackdown
Twitter campaign with the hashtag #JeSuisStrawpedo and an online petition called Un-ban The Strawpedo, which has nearly 500 signatures. The petition’s creators describe EUSA as ‘heartless killjoys’, saying: ‘Strawpedo-
on offensive posters was ‘amber’, as they ‘chilled free speech through intervention’. An Edinburgh University students’ union spokesman said: ‘It’s because of the importance of freedom of speech that we enact no-platform policies and reserve the right not to use our resources for material which is potentially harmful to our students.’
ing doesn’t stop irresponsible drinking. Irresponsible drinking is drinking too much for you to handle. ‘EUSA aren’t stopping students from drinking – but they are controlling how students drink. Which, quite
frankly, should be none of their business.’ The petition adds: ‘It won’t be long before downing pints is banned. What’s next, sipping shots?’ Comments on the petition described the ban as
‘ridiculous’, ‘nanny-state nonsense’, ‘a complete injustice’ and ‘an invasion of personal freedoms’. EUSA said strawpedoing had been banned because it fell under drinking games, which are outlawed in all licensed premises in Edinburgh. ‘Should we turn a blind eye, we would be in breach of legislation,’ EUSA added. ‘It is important to point out that EUSA is working, and will continue to work, to ensure that the Big Cheese, as well as all of its spaces, remain a safe environment for everyone.’
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‘End this immoral funding’ FIFTY academics from Edinburgh University have signed an open letter demanding it stops investing part of its £230million endowment in fossil fuels and the arms trade. The signatories say the investments ‘constitute inaction on climate change and human conflict across the globe’. They add: ‘It is time we... lead the way in creating a sustainable and secure future.’ In 2013, the university ended its investment in militarydrone maker Ultra Electronics after a campaign by students.
Business brain plea STUDENTS and staff are urged to put forward their best business ideas to compete for a £100,000 prize. Edinburgh’s four universities are expected to be in the running for awards in Converge Challenge, having made 59 separate entries last year. The 2015 competition now includes all university staff, undergraduates and postgraduates, as well as graduates who qualified in the past 12 months.
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Renting in the north is going to cost you... JOHN SHAW STUDENTS in the north are being hit in the pocket for rent as they bear the brunt of the nation’s housing divide. Seven of the top ten worst affected cities were in the north, where students pay a premium over the low cost of other properties in the area. None of the top ten were in the south, where student accommodation is relatively cheap compared with other properties. Loughborough students were worst off, paying 36.08 per cent more than
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the average rate. Students in Reading had the best deal, shelling out 39.15 per cent less than the average, according to the StuRents figures. Co-founder Tom Walker said: ‘Clearly, value is relative, so comparing inter-city student rental prices purely on an absolute basis is perhaps a little one-dimensional.’ The analysis of 25,572 student properties in 51 cities also revealed that the cities where students paid the highest premiums were among the cheaper places to live in. The average overall price in
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the ten cities with the highest premiums was £63.04 per person per week, while the average for those living in areas with the most generous discounts was £143.64. Bath students were among
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the biggest winners, paying 30.87 per cent less, with student accommodation costing £86.98 per week, compared with £125.83 per week for a non-student. Elsewhere, Nottingham digs
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cost 5.09 per cent more than average but in Birmingham, Liverpool and Manchester they are about par. Those studying in Coventry made a 14.09 per cent saving, while Sheffield students paid 12.8
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per cent less. Scottish students were also found to be living at a discounted rate, with those in Glasgow paying 15.06 per cent less than average and those in Edinburgh paying 23.17 per cent less.
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Philosophy course rescued thanks to online action A POPULAR feminism course that was due to be discontinued looks as if it has been saved thanks to an online protest. The philosophy class, at Edinburgh University, looked like it might be on its way out as its lecturer, Dr Elinor Mason, is heading
to Princeton University on research leave. School head Jesper Kallestrup told TUP: ‘I understand feminism is a very popular course. Since we haven’t yet finalised the teaching plan, I can’t say at the moment whether we will be able to offer
is working right now on who will be the lecturer for this class and will let students know in due time who will be teaching. The most important thing is that the university has identified that it is an important class and will continue to provide it.’
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EDINBURGH does more animal testing than any other UK university, it has been revealed. It carried out scientific experiments on more than 240,000 animals in 2013, figures obtained by the British Union for the Abolition of Vivisection show. A spokesman for the university said it only performed tests on animals ‘when their use is justified on scientific, ethical and legal grounds, and when no alternatives are available’.
SCIENTISTS at HeriotWatt University are one step closer to being able to print organs for transplants or to replace animal testing. The team, led by Prof Rory Duncan and Dr Will Shu, both of the institute of biological chemistry, biophysics and bioengineering, uses an innovative new material which they hope could create the organs. They are looking to use a DNA-based gel which will not be rejected by a recipient’s body.
this course next year.’ However, more than 300 people signed the petition to keep the course going. Alexa Dobre, fourthyear philosophy class representative, delivered the news many were waiting for. She said: ‘The university
The protest was created on change.org by Eleanor Hall, Rachel Ram, Camilla Ginty and Eve Ryan. Eleanor said the school of philosophy, psychology and language sciences was supportive of the students’ issues regarding the course. Lily Settari
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Snap happy: Photographer Tom Foster specialises in landscapes PICTURES: TOM FOSTER VISIT WWW.TOMFOSTERPHOTOS.COM
AMATEUR photographer Tom Foster caught an image that was out of this world — three galaxies in one shot. The fifth-year medicine student, from the University of Edinburgh, spoke to TUP about his amazing picture, his love for photography and his advice for budding snappers. How did you go about capturing the photograph with three galaxies in one picture? Some friends and I had planned to take a photo of the Milky Way and we chose Newark Castle, just outside St Monans in Fife, as our location. It was pitch black and freezing cold and we were taking photos for about 45 minutes. I had tried to take a photo of the Milky Way before but it never really worked because the sky was either not dark or not clear enough. You couldn’t take a photo like that in Edinburgh because of the light pollution – you have to get about 30 miles away from a city. On the photo, the
Got it: The space shot Milky Way, our galaxy, runs up the centre. The obvious spiral on the left is the Andromeda Galaxy which is 2.5million light years away and what looks like a bright star up and to the left of that is the Triangulum Galaxy which is 2.7 to 3million light years away. How did you get into photography? I started taking photos when I was about eight or nine years old. I would spend my holidays in Scotland and just enjoyed taking photos of cities like St Andrews and the
Scots ‘losing out to EU geniuses’ SCOTS could be missing out on places at the elite Scottish universities to the brightest EU students, data suggest. The number of Scottish students accepted to study at the universities of Edinburgh, Glasgow, Dundee and Aberdeen has dropped in the past two years, figures obtained by The Telegraph via a Freedom Of Information request show. However, in this time the
number of EU students has increased. It has been said the best European applicants are attracted to Scotland as they do not have to pay tuition fees thanks to EU law. The figures show that the number of Scottish students at Edinburgh fell by 3.5 per cent, from 8,309 in 2011/12 to 8,014 in 2014/15. In that time, the number of EU students increased by 1.7 per cent, from 1,602 to 2,028.
An Edinburgh spokesman said: ‘We welcome students from around the world and that diversity enriches the experience of both the city and our university. ‘We are pleased to see increasing applications from both Scottish and EU prospective students, reflecting the excellence of education available and our sustained efforts to widen participation. A growth in
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our EU student population is largely the result of an increase in EU entrants in 2011/12, with the number of EU entrants essentially stable since that change. ‘EU applicants also apply to universities in their home country as well as elsewhere in the UK, resulting in very different patterns of application, offer and acceptance relative to our Scottish applicants.’
landscape like the beaches on the west coast. How do you balance your passion with student life? Usually, I take photos and update my Facebook page in the evenings or in free time, at the weekend or during holidays. It is a really nice change to my studies and I get to go for walks in the fresh air. What tips would you give to students who want to get into photography? Practice is everything. I am sure I took lots of bad photos at the beginning. What is helpful is simply looking at what other photographers do. Apart from that, I can recommend YouTube videos and books. What is your favourite place in Edinburgh? Calton Hill is definitely one of my favourites – I only live a few minutes away. Another one is the Vennel off Grassmarket or Dean Village, which many people do not know, although it is very close to Princes Street. It is a nice and quiet spot with the water of Leith running through it.
On board PHOTOGRAPHY students snapped a community – with the best pictures put up on billboards around a £200million development. The Napier students photographed the Fountainbridge area and its residents. The top images were put up on boards outside Grosvenor’s Springside office and retail development.
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Well, these girls can Ad aims to shake up views on doing exercise NORA SELMANI IF you’ve turned on the TV lately, you may have noticed a load of sweaty women working out. But rather than airbrushed, toned types with thigh gaps, this lot look pretty normal, wobbly bits and all. That’s because they are part of This Girl Can – a campaign aimed at breaking down the barriers that stop women getting involved in sport and fitness. Adverts and a YouTube video show all sorts of women exercising to the soundtrack of Missy Elliott’s Get Ur Freak On. The film was created by Sport England after it found just eight per cent of women and girls aged 14 to 40 did regular exercise, It said fear of being judged on their appearance, ability and weight was stopping women and girls from getting active. The campaign has been taken up eagerly on campuses across the country. Emily Cole, a secondyear English student at the University of Bristol, is right behind the campaign, saying she hoped it would help stop women feeling unwelcome at uni sports facilities. ‘In a society where I often feel intimidated at the university gym and where Setting the pace: London student Grace, 22, who was filmed climbing a hill on one of her regular bike rides for the video
Aspire to perspire: Victoria, a 29-year-old children’s nurse, appears at a spinning class in a shot aimed at making sweating acceptable the simple exercise of squatting has now become something so sexualised I daren’t do it in front of people, this campaign struck a chord with me,’ she said. ‘When I first saw the campaign advertised before a YouTube video, I had to stop and re-watch it. ‘Finally, after so many “new year, new me” magazine covers and gym wear advertised on incredible models, someone understood that it all comes down to being healthy and most importantly having fun. ‘Many girls I know forget that exercising isn’t just to get a “bikini bod”. I think this is only the beginning of a wider movement to encourage girls
that yes, we can go to the gym, sweat it out, have our wobbly bits on show and embrace the strength and beauty of our bodies. ‘I’m thankful that it’s finally being addressed.’ Sinead O’Grady, who recently graduated with a business management and information systems degree from Swansea University, said she hoped the campaign would build on the work of women’s sports teams. ‘It is essential for bringing the issues that surround women in sports to the forefront of university policies,’ she said. ‘Swansea University has some incredibly talented female
players and teams, so it is not discrediting what they already have but encouraging others to be inspired and get involved.’ But Stuart Wilkinson, a lecturer in sports coaching at the University of Central Lancashire, said it was a problem that many of the women pictured in the campaign were still slim and conventionally attractive. ‘It hasn’t considered how such symbolism might have the opposite effect to what was intended – normalising the slender body, accentuating the desirable and undesirable,’ he added. ‘Unfortunately, while brave and bold, it will for these reasons come under scrutiny.’
what they say ‘This is a brilliant campaign. It sends a message to the nation that defies the assumptions about being feminine. I would love to know how impactful it will be in future.’ Jasmine Pokuaa, vice-president for health and social care, University of Salford
‘Netball is extremely important to girls as it not only helps us physically but both socially and mentally also. It gives me structure in my daily life, helps with my fitness and it’s something I love.’ Sam O’Connor, netballer, Northumbria University
‘This Girl Can is a really inspirational campaign and has used targeted messages that I think other women in sport campaigns have failed to address; it’s not about the way you look when you exercise, it’s about the way you feel.’ Alyx Murray-Jackman, sport development officer, University of Bristol
‘Most girls on our team have never touched a rugby ball before they come to uni, so playing a male-dominated sport is taking girls out of their comfort zone.’ Megan May Stammers, women’s rugby union social secretary, University of Liverpool
‘Being a woman in tennis has never stopped me from being my best. Mixed doubles shows our potential. I love playing against people who challenge me and, at times, it’s the women who do more.’ Sophie Brazell, tennis team captain, Cardiff University
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The hunt for the one true hipster JOE EVANS COOL, ladies and gentlemen, is no longer cool. The hipster trend has become something of an epidemic. Now, bespectacled men in cardigans and Zooey Deschanel lookalikes roam our streets. Hating Coldplay but adoring Bob Dylan, loving coffee but scoffing at anything nonorganic, they have conquered whole portions of our cities. Bookshops and vinyl outlets have been colonised. Love or loathe the trend, it appears to be flourishing. But, like punk before it, hipsterism, so to speak, is deeply
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flawed. There is nothing a hipster hates more than the label. ‘I’m no hipster,’ they shriek. ‘So what if I love the works of Jack Kerouac and Bret Easton Ellis?’ The individualism that
defines the movement is the thorn in its side. Now let’s take a glimpse into the dystopian future I envisage. Brothers turn against brothers, girlfriends against boyfriends, in the name of finding the one true original hipster. Their hair will get messier and the clothes more and more ill-fitting in the name of becoming the one true individual. The coffee shops will turn to slaughter houses as the fight for non-conformity spirals out of control. Then Shoreditch, Digbeth and the Northern Quarter will fall silent as the hipster trend finally breathes its last.
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talkingPOINTS TASTY PROSPECT: University students are like caterpillars. After we gobble up GSCEs and A levels, we get an appetite for degrees. We are cocooned for three years until we transform into beautiful butterflies and land graduate jobs. But in an increasingly competitive market, chancellor George Osborne wants to make it easier for us to stay cocooned. He has proposed a new postgrad loan of up to £10,000 to benefit an intended 40,000 students. As someone who worked through both masters degrees, I applaud this idea. It would make the lives of working class students much easier Thomas Dowling
STRIKE A BALANCE: News that size 24, 5ft 5in model Tess Holliday had won a professional contract was met with a mix of triumph and outrage. Holliday’s unapologetic bikini-clad poses have won her a strong Instagram following and she should be commended for challenging the way unhealthy size zero figures are promoted in the modelling industry. However, her success does pose a question: is the promotion of an exceedingly overweight woman the right type of replacement role model? We need a middle ground Ellie Connell
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LIT US BE: Dear students of the UK: When you ask us to explain our literature degrees, we prepare for questions that will make us want to blind ourselves with our Biros. Here are just a few examples: ‘So you want to be a teacher?’ Because that’s our only prospect – never mind media, PR or business. ‘It’s a pretty easy degree, right?’ Contrary to the myth that all we do is sip lattes and partake in an unrequited love affair with Mr Darcy, it’s actually a pretty tough subject. Unless you consider being assigned novels, poems and Foucault’s History Of Sexuality in the same week easy. ‘Why not maths or engineering?’ We don’t question your love for equations of a Tolstoy-esque length, so don’t knock our book fetish Ellie Tindsley
UNFAIR STEREOTYPES: As far as the media is concerned, us students should either be fun, carefree and innovative, or sheep following the system. Films like American Pie and Bad Neighbours are fun but show us drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and barely doing what we’re supposed to be doing – studying. Yes, we do like to go out and have fun – who doesn’t? But this distorted perception in film blows it completely out of proportion. We need to be taken more seriously in the media Emma Adams
DIVERSITY LACKING: Because the curriculum is heavily based on white culture, certain students from ethnic backgrounds are at risk of under-achievement. These students learn nothing about the role their culture plays in the world they live in but are taught that civilisation and knowledge are the product of white predecessors. Ensuring education is racially inclusive and gives an unbiased representation of ethnic minorities is not only essential to achieve equality but also quality – the history, culture and literature of non-whites cannot be accurately represented by white people alone. Students from ethnic backgrounds cannot be taught material that only talks about their culture in a direct comparison with Western culture, in a way that shows it to be relatively subordinate. It is imperative that contemporary literature taught to young people reflects the multicultural society we live in Yashi Banymadhub
MATTER OF OPINION: When you have thousands of young, opinionated students on campus, claims of censorship are bound to pop up. Students should, of course, have the right to express all manner of opinions – but perhaps not those that are detrimental to others. The prohibition of material such as that from extremist groups could be perceived as patronising. While the right to express individual opinions is paramount, it is also vital that everyone feels they have the opportunity to do so without being harassed Beth Sexton
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NO CONFIDENCE: ‘Political apathy’ has been a buzz phrase during the run-up to this year’s election, describing a conscious lack of engagement with democracy, including the decision not to vote. Its most famous proponent, Russell Brand, has called for revolution. With students bearing the brunt of many cuts imposed by the current government, it’s easy to sympathise. But apathy highlights a problem without offering a solution. The revolution Brand describes is an event, not an outcome. Wherever you stand, it’s worth registering to vote before the April 20 deadline. It’s always nice to have the option Lindsey Coombs
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I regret lecturer sex for cider bet JOSIE WALKER
Grey area: Powerful men, such as Christian in Fifty Shades Of Grey, might seem attractive – but reality might not live up to the mental image
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WALKING into my first lecture of my first year, I thought I had hit the jackpot. A young, good-looking guy stood at the front of the hall, wearing a close-fitting suit. All the girls around me excitedly whispered to each other that this gorgeous man would be teaching us for the next 12 weeks. As time progressed, my fascination became stronger and, by reading week, I realised I could not recall a thing that had been said in any of the five lectures. The only notes I had taken was on the first day, where I had written the title and his name, dotting the ‘i’s with hearts like a lovesick primary school pupil. My preparation for lectures
was not completing seminar tasks or preliminary reading but, instead, making sure my hair was perfectly curled, my top enhanced my best assets and my skirt showed just enough leg to be suggestive but not slutty. In lectures, note-taking was shelved in favour of hair-flipping, pen-chewing and short, seductive glances. By this time, my friends had cottoned on and they made me a bet. If I got a snog, they would each buy me a pint of my favourite cider. Getting a snog AND free booze – what girl could refuse? So, in week nine, I made my way to his office in an outfit so tight I worried that if I ate anything I would burst out. Once there, I cut to the chase. Instead of sitting across
from him, I slid my chair next to his so he could ‘explain’ the problem I had brought to him. When in place, I leaned in close, breaking the distance barrier that kept our relationship professional. He noticed – and it didn’t take long for him to give me what I wanted. It was at that moment I realised my mistake. It felt the same as when my dog licks my face. I felt a trickle of something wet run down my chin and recoiled – but he got up to lock the door, and I knew what was about to happen. But, even though I was repulsed by his kiss, morbid curiosity got the better of me and I wanted to know what it would be like to go all the way. So I did. He wriggled around on top of me like an excited puppy,
arms flailing and not knowing where to put (or what to do with) his hands. My bum was numb from being squashed on to the solid wood desk and my legs dangled awkwardly off the side. When it was over (which didn’t take long), he rolled off me and sat in his chair, panting, leaving me sitting on the desk completely naked and questioning what I had just done. It felt like the worst mistake of my life, and in that moment I wished I could go back in time and take it back. I felt dirty and guilty, swearing I would never agree to a bet with my friends again. The one perk is that I got very drunk that night. But the worst part? I found out he’s my lecturer next year, too...
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Being lied to takes its toll but I enjoy it W
HAT started out as a story of modern-day romance turned into a strange and twisted tale of deception and heartbreak. Photographer Nev (pronounced Neev) Schulman fell in love with Megan after talking online. However, after she avoided meeting up, he did some digging and discovered Megan didn’t exist. She was, in fact, the invention of a manipulative housewife called Angela. Nev had been catfished. His story was turned into a documentary – something he is unsure about to this day. ‘If I had been asked at the beginning if I would like to make a documentary about my life that would end up in movie theatres and exposing this embarrassing period in my life, I don’t know what I would have said. I can’t say I would have said yes or no. It happened by accident,’ he says. Then, after it aired, others started to turn to him for help. He explains: ‘People started emailing me saying: “Can you help me? I haven’t talked to anybody about this but I saw your story and now I feel like I’m not crazy and not alone.” ‘Very quickly, it became apparent to us that what we thought was an odd experience was much more common than we would have ever expected. ‘We wanted to continue the conversation – and a TV show
The Catfish host chats to JOSHUA EVANS about being manipulated by strangers, seeing your life turned into a TV show and getting back on the dating scene... was the best way to do that.’ That TV show became Catfish, which sees the 30-year-old weed out other web tricksters. So, which one was the worst? ‘The person I found the hardest to stomach was Kidd Cole, the one who pretended to be a producer and a recording artist,’ Nev says. ‘He was manipulating people for huge monetary purposes without remorse – it was just for fun. ‘He was trying to prove something to the people who never thought he’d amount to anything by taking advantage. When we confronted him, he was so cocky – that was why I threw his phone into the river.’ Nev shares the screen with friend and cameraman Max Joseph and claims it’s their relationship that keeps the show from getting too heavy. ‘He is so straight up with me,’ Nev says. ‘There are very few people who can really say anything to me and be totally honest, and Max is one of them. We give each other advice – he helps me and I help him. When we’re not filming, we’re usually so busy doing other things, we don’t spend a lot of time together.’ The pair are often lied to by the fraudsters in the show. How does that feel? ‘I think people forget Max and I are people,’ Nev adds. ‘We’re
not trying to win people over, we’re just trying to tell good stories and I think people forget that. They just see us as cardboard cut-outs. ‘So, it does take its toll – but I mostly enjoy it.’ And what about the rumours of a UK version of the show? ‘We’ve been talking about it,’ he says. ‘There was a time when we were very close to putting together a pilot. I was very excited – but for now it’s all on hold. I would love to come over as it’s fun to go to places I’ve never been and have people recognise me. Sometimes it’s weird and I don’t like it but it’s mostly fun and pretty wild.’ Now the pair are filming series four, Nev is ready to get back on the dating scene. ‘It’s been a while since I was really dating. I recently broke up with a long-term girlfriend,’ he explains. ‘I’m just starting to reconsider how I want to re-emerge and put myself back into the single world.’ So, any dating advice for us? ‘It’s important to be straight up with people and tell them how you feel even if you are unclear about what you want,’ he says. ‘As soon as you open that door for an honest exchange with someone, it just makes it nicer to be around them.’
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MONDAY Mixed-Up Mondays, Hive, free Nu Fire, Sneaky Pete’s, free Flare, Why Not?, £5 Rockeoke, Opium, free TUESDAY Trash Tuesdays, Hive, free I Love Hip Hop, The Bongo Club, £4 Hector’s House, Cabaret Voltaire, £4 Soul Jam Hot, Sneaky Pete’s, free Deliverance, Opium, free
Neon Waltz frontman Jordan Shearer isn’t afraid to big up his band. He speaks to MEGAN MCGINTY about writing, touring and signing breasts
WEDNESDAY Tribe, Liquid Rooms, £5 Mansion, Opal Lounge, £4 The Gettup, Cabaret Voltaire, free Cookie, Hive, free Witness, Sneaky Pete’s, free Made Of Metal, Opium, free Soul City, The Mash House, £5
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ONFIDENCE is oozing from Neon Waltz’s Jordan Shearer when we catch up with him. You can’t really blame him – the band have been showcased on BBC radio, compared with Echo And The Bunnymen and earned a spot at T In The Park since forming in 2013. ‘I’m confident in our band – because you have to be,’ he says. He believes the indie, psychedelic-infused band – which also includes Darren Coghill on drums; guitarists and vocalists Jamie and Kevin Swanson; Calvin Wilson on bass and vocals; and Liam Whittles on organ – are sure of themselves because they all play a part in the songwriting. The range of instruments that give songs like Sundial and Sombre Fayre their melodic sound add to the collective nature of their music-making. Management
Got the moves: Frontman Jordan Shearer, front, with the other members of Neon Waltz, who are touring the UK in April company Ignition – which used to look after Oasis – and personal mentor Howie Payne, formerly of The Stands, pretty much let them get on with it. ‘We have to do the work,’ Shearer says. ‘Our managers are our support system but we make the success.’ Much of that work is done from a remote crofters’ cottage in Caithness on the tip of the Scottish mainland, where they come from. It’s the kind of community
where everyone knows everyone and the band came together organically. Their gigs have included locations just as obscure as that cottage, such as Northern Lights hotspot Freswick Castle, near John O’Groats, where they recorded the Sundial video. But they are also venturing further south and coming into the cities, playing Edinburgh’s Electric Circus, the Dim Swn festival in Cardiff and The Joiners in
NUDS aims for the Fringe EVERY August, the Napier University Drama Society watches as the best theatre comes to its home city for Edinburgh Festival Fringe. This year, however, things are going to be different as NUDS is planning on performing there. Speaking to TUP, Emilie Borisaite, a third-year hospitality and marketing management student and marketing manager for the society, said: ‘This year we are trying to break
through and go to the Fringe. It’s been a great year for us – we have a prospective script after someone reached out to us. ‘It’s great to be getting some attention and it would be a great opportunity for us. We are doing everything in our capacity to get there.’ The group, which is one of the university’s largest and oldest societies, are in talks with Napier Students’ Association to get help with funding for the show.
Before that, though, NUDS are putting on two Bob Larbey plays in March – Half An Idea and A Small Affair. Emilie said of the shows: ‘There’s so many theatre groups in Edinburgh – we are competing against Edinburgh University Footlights, they are great. ‘We are not at that level yet but we are trying to doing something a little different.’ The shows run on March 22 and 23 at Assembly Roxy.
Southampton in April, before coming to Leicester. So have they been approached by any overobsessive fans so far? ‘Not yet – but I signed a breast once,’ says Shearer. ‘I kind of had to – you can’t say no when a girl asks you to sign her breast.’ They’re not letting their popularity get the better of them, though. ‘Our success comes from stepping back for a while, locking ourselves away and
making sure our music is exactly how we want it to be,’ says Shearer. ‘I would recommend doing this to any aspiring bands.’ To anyone thinking of going to their Edinburgh show next month, Shearer has characteristically self-assured advice, laughing: ‘You should come and see us because we’re really good and you’ll have a good time.’ Sounds all right to us. n Neon Waltz play Electric Cicus on April 9.
Wizard: NUDS’ last show, A Song Of Rings And Hobbits
THURSDAY Hi-Society, Hive, free Hullabaloo, The Bongo Club, £3 Mayhem, Opium, £tbc Temple, Silk, £4 Smash & Grab, Pilgrims, free Juice, Sneaky Pete’s, free Moon Hop, Henry’s Cellar Bar, £3 FRIDAY F*** Yeah, Hive, £4 Broke, Cav, £5 Planet Earth, Citrus Club, £6 Propaganda, Liquid Rooms, £5 Jungle, Opal Lounge, £6 Lux, Why Not?, £8 Pandamonium, Opium, free Frisky Friday, Silk, £6 R&B, Shanghai, free Domino Club, Cabaret Voltaire, free Wonky, Henry’s Cellar Bar, £5 More Dialogue, The Outhouse, free SATURDAY Tease Age, Citrus Club, £5 Opal Saturdays, Opal Lounge, £5 Aura Saturdays, Cav, £6 Bubblegum, Hive, £4 Dirty Deeds, Opium, free WN Saturdays, Why Not?, £8 Espionage, free Stoli Saturdays, Shanghai, £6 Magic Nostalgia, Electric Circus, £8 Mumbo Jumbo, The Bongo Club, £5 SUNDAY The Club, Hive, free Week’s End, Cabaret Voltaire, free Fifty Fifty, The Bongo Club, £4
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pick of the month THEATRE ORIGINAL Victorian Gothic horror comes to life this month with critically acclaimed play The Woman In Black. Prepare for a chilling night of theatrical suspense as the play celebrates its 25th year in the West End since the adaptation of Susan Hill’s original novel. It tells the story of a solicitor who attends the funeral of a reclusive widow where he sees the sinister eponymous Woman In Black. While clearing out the widow’s effects, he is subjected to a series of chilling visits by the spectre. The play runs at the Edinburgh King’s Theatre for five nights, from April 14. Cavelle Simpson
MUSIC KING of the mods Paul Weller has released more albums than most bands have had top 40 singles. Now on to his 12th solo studio record (that’s not
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COMEDY COMEDIAN Seann Walsh will be bringing his new show, which has both critics and fans excited, to Edinburgh this month. The show is named 28 (after his age) and his posters parody singer Adele’s album 21. The show deals with Walsh’s transition from a single man to one half of a couple and his girlfriend’s futile attempts to help him sort his life out. He will play Assembly Roxy on March 22. Louise Dickie
to mention six albums with The Jam and another half-a-dozen with The Style Council), the singer has set out on a 14-date tour this month to promote his latest offering since 2012’s Sonik Kicks, Saturns Pattern. The man who brought That’s Entertainment, Town Called Malice and Going Underground to the world will stop off at Edinburgh Playhouse on March 22.
ART ROY LICHTENSTEIN is known as one of the fathers of pop art, using a bold, comic strip style, with colours and lines that inspired a generation of artists to depict everyday scenes filled with tension, wit and intellectual rigour. Despite creating most of his most prominent work during the ‘60s, the New York-born artist’s work still seems fresh and relevant today. As part of its re-hanging of the Modern One space, the Scottish National
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Bold lines: In The Car by Roy Lichtenstein will be on display at Modern One until next year Gallery of Modern Art has dedicated three rooms to the artist – one of the most radical and recognisable of the 20th century. The
display will bring together a newly assembled group of Lichtenstein’s work. The exhibition runs until January 10 next year, so
there is plenty of time to go and see it. At the very least, you can look cultured in front of your friends. Louise Dickie
LABEL The Unthanks at your peril. Their repertoire consists partly of English folk songs, especially from the north-east – but they have also put their stamp on songs by artists such as Nick Drake and Anthony And The Johnsons. The band is made up of sisters Rachel and Becky Unthank and up to ten other artists, including fiddlers, drummers and a trumpet. They play Queens Hall on March 20.
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Experimental: B.Traits is pushing her musical boundaries
Brianna Price, aka B.Traits, 28, was a regular on Canada’s rave scene at the tender age of 14. She and MORGAN HINTON chat musical influences and the UK’s drug problem
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not doing enough to create safer raving environments. Have you found the drug problem in the UK more prominent than Canada? Yes, particularly with legal highs. They scare me most as they are so unpredictable and there’s no history to tell us what the side-effects could be. What is your favourite non-electronic musical act? I listen to a lot of rap, like Pusha T and Kendrick Lamar. But then, I have a massive
love for Alabama Shakes! What can we expect from you musically this year? I’m not exactly sure myself! I’ve gone into the studio with the idea to only create and experiment. It’s been really interesting – for the first time
in my life, I believe I really know what my sound is. What kind of listening experience does your Friday night slot on Radio 1 offer? I represent new talent for the underground dance scene. After Annie Mac and
Pete Tong, my show takes you a little deeper, a little darker. Since coming to the UK, who has had the most impact on your music? Probably Shy FX, as he’s stuck with me since the beginning. I remember the
first time I played him my more experimental stuff, I was convinced he’d hate it. But he didn’t – he loved it and pushed me to dive deeper. B.Traits plays Manchester’s Sankeys on March 21 as part of its 20th anniversary.
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theBEAT The ‘people’s tenor’ prefers tennis and his Xbox to plugging in the headphones Love your music? So do we! Tune in here for all the latest interviews, previews and reviews
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OU’VE had five top ten studio albums and worked with artists from Pavarotti to Shaun Ryder – but what music inspires you? You’ll probably be surprised by this, but when I’m going about my daily business I actually don’t listen to much music. I try to avoid it. I’m already in the industry and music is my life, so when I don’t have to listen to it, it’s like, ‘aww, bliss’. When I do I listen to music, it’s artists like the Black Eyed Peas or James Brown. When I’m touring, I’ll refresh my memory by listening to recordings of the tenor singing repertoire that I do – listen to the different inflections they use. We hear Katherine Jenkins refuses to speak the day before a performance. How do you look after your voice? Well – Jacuzzis, lots of booze… no, I’m just joking – that’s a normal night! Your voice can be a bit of a pain in the a**e sometimes. If you are a guitar player and the strings start to wear out you can simply replace them, whereas it’s not so simple to repair your voice. When I first starting singing as a young chap, I used to go watch Manchester United and if something happened I’d be shouting from the stands, but I can’t do that anymore. What collaborations will stick in your mind for years to come? Of course it has to be my performance with Luciano Pavarotti. He was amazing and totally lived up to his diva reputation. One of the most amazing days I’ve had was when we did a concert in
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Singer Russell Watson tells REBECCA THOMAS about his battle with cancer, strange rehearsals with Charlotte Church and Pavarotti and being made to rock by Meat Loaf Hyde Park where I was told I would be performing in front of 75,000 people. Charlotte Church was also performing alongside Pavarotti and we were waiting what felt like forever to rehearse with him. We walked into the rehearsal room, where he was sat on this long arm chair. He put his hands together as if he was going to say a prayer and then took a massive inhalation of air before pointing to Charlotte and saying (cue dodgy Italian accent) ‘When I point to you, you sing’ and looks at me and says the same thing and then goes: ‘End of rehearsal’ – and that was it. That was the rehearsal! We got outside and Charlotte looked at me and went: ‘What the f**k was that all about?’ Another amazing person I performed with had to be Meat Loaf up in New York. I ended up in fact singing Bat Out Of Hell with him, which was incredible. We were in rehearsal once and he asked me: ‘Are you ready to rock?’ and me, being the typical English boy, said: ‘Yes, I am.’ He replied: ‘No, I said… ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?’ and he wouldn’t let us continue until I screamed out ‘Yes!’ It was surreal. You found out your brain tumour had returned while you were recording your 2007 album Outside In. Has anything positive come out of your illness? The first one was bad enough. I had that operated on and thought it was gone but 12 months later it wanted to do a comeback tour. I
basically ended up back in hospital and was very poorly for a long period of time. You can look back at instances like that and think I was very unlucky to get that and ‘why me?’ but these things happen and it’s how you deal with them that is crucial. An illness like that stays with you. Before I was constantly planning, whereas now my philosophy is live for the day. What has been your biggest achievement so far? Overcoming the illness and coming through the other side – being able to sustain my career through it all. My career highlight is definitely performing for Pope John Paul II at the Vatican. He passed away not long after. What advice would you give to an aspiring singer? There are four things I feel are important if you want to pursue a career in singing. No.1 is always confidence – it’s is a crucial part of the make-up of a singer. But the biggest factor of all for any new artist starting out in the business is to have a plan, a good business accruement and to have a good team of people who you can trust. On your upcoming tour, you’ll be playing at your birthplace, Salford. Is there anywhere else on the tour you’re particularly fond of? I’m actually a big fan of Wales and so was my gran, she always used to take us on day trips there. As a child, it was the one of the only places I really visited outside of Manchester, as we couldn’t
Tough industry: Watson will wait before making another album
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afford to go away abroad or anything, so I spent most of my time holidaying in Wales as a child. What do you do to relax between gigs? I like to exercise a lot. My favourite thing to do at the moment is play tennis. I’m
playing about four times a week. I love my physical fitness, including boxing. My biggest form of escapism, though, is my Xbox One – quite sad for a man of my age (48). Do you have plans for a new record soon?
The music industry is tough. It got to the point when I was getting fed up and it almost felt like a factory churning out song after song, so I’m waiting until I’m ready to produce something that I believe in before I release anything else.
A long way from the gutter but dreaming of stars FATBOY SLIM has made some pretty extreme venues his own, from a igloo to the Great Wall of China. Over the past 19 years the DJ, real name Norman Cook, has produced some of the biggest dance anthems to date and sold 8million albums. But with an international tour coming up, he is showing no signs of slowing down. Reflecting on his rise to DJ stardom, he says: ‘I
remember the first time I heard one of my tunes on the John Peel show. It felt like the pinnacle of everything I ever wanted to do. Over the years, all these things ascend, from hearing your music being played on the jukebox at the Queen Vic to ending up at the Olympic Games closing ceremony. Every time you think you have reached a pinnacle, you find another.’ Now 51, Cook
lives with wife Zoe Ball and their two children in East Sussex. He says he would do it all again, but has one regret. ‘I never had my photo taken with Madonna,’ he says. ‘We met the first time she came to England and shared a dressing room. It was the time she had the string vest, you know, classic Madonna.’ But that’s far from his only celebrity run-in. ‘The weirdest thing to
happen to me while DJing was Kevin Spacey coming up to me heavily disguised at Glastonbury. We had a chat right in the middle of a set and nobody else realised. I can’t even remember what we chatted about. It was Glastonbury; everything was a bit of a blur. No-one else will ever know if it really happened.’ Fatboy Slim plays Common People in Southampton on May 23.
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How to be chic at a snip
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EING a student means learning many new skills – not least the art of budgeting. But despite being able to get by on £10 of food a week, some of us find it harder to rein in the spending when it comes to keeping up with the latest trends. So, how can you be fashionable while sticking to a student budget? Go for investment buys. This does not mean blowing your entire loan on one Michael Kors bag – it’s about being clever with your spending and splurging on key pieces that will last, rather than the buying expensive ‘on-trend’ items that will soon look dated. A good pair of jeans or a quality coat can be investment buys – just keep them simple and classic. Don’t go mad at the sales – just because individual pieces
are cheap does not mean the cost won’t add up. Most shops list sale items online before they appear in store, so make a list of what you want before you go bargain hunting. Embrace recycling. Many people think charity shops are just full of old people’s clothes but among the knitted tank tops and pleated woollen skirts, you can find some real bargains. I recently picked up a Topshop skirt for £4 while it was still being sold new for £26. Many stores offer multibuys on things like socks and underwear which can be great – as long as they actually save you a reasonable amount of money. But beware – anything less than a £1 saving is a bit pointless, unless you really need to stock up. Finally, don’t forget to wave that NUS card. Many high
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Bargain buys: English students Beckey Bulman (left) and Ally Head model charity shop finds PICTURES: DAISY HOLDEN street chains offer a discount of ten per cent or more on full-price items. Daisy Holden
WE all know it does cheap food – but now supermarket chain Lidl is branching out into the world of lingerie too. For £7.98, you can now pick up a matching set of lacy underwear similar to the one pictured while you shop for your groceries. There are bras and knickers for £3.99 and a silky wrap will set you back less than a fiver. The supermarket not only offers a no-frills approach to frilly undies – it has also launched a fashion range. But will it be enough to tear us away from our beloved highstreet brands? Aliya Hussain
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Get screws in a spin to bust out of the prison
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ANCY yourself as the next Michael Scofield or Andy Dufresne? Well, with Team17’s The Escapists, you can test yourself against the system without going through all the hassle of committing a crime. The indie puzzle game, released last month on PC and Xbox One, uses the film and TV cliché of breaking out of prison but puts you in control of the story. Developer Chris Davis told the University Paper: ‘I’ve always been a fan of prison films – Prison Break and The Shawshank Redemption – but there have not really been that many games that take place inside. ‘So, I thought maybe this will be good – the big build-up and the suspense.’
The game lets you go through day-to-day prison life – including meals, workout time, roll call and even jobs such as laundry duty – so as not to arouse the guards’ suspicion, all the while coming up with an escape plan. Want to beat a guard to death with a soap bar in a sock? You can do that. Want to dig a tunnel underneath the prison? You can do that, too. There are no instruction manuals or tooltips – how you escape is left entirely up to you. Chris said: ‘The games I grew up with when I was younger, from the 16-bit era – they never had these handholding aspects and I guess that’s what I’m used to. ‘I remember when I used to
Bloodborne, March 24 SEARCH for answers in the creepy streets of Yharnam – an ancient city hit by a gruesome plague. Fight off the violent, deranged mobs and nightmarish creatures that lurk around every corner using weapons such as guns and saw cleavers. Players can also use holy chalices to gain entrance to a network of vast underground ruins filled with traps, beasts and rewards. The game will be coming exclusively to PS4 from Dark Souls developer FromSoftware. Jake Clothier Dark Souls II, April 7
Hell in a cell: The Escapists on PC (£12.99) or Xbox One (£14.99) achieve something in a game back then, I felt a sense of accomplishment that I don’t feel you get these days with games, because everything is sort of way-pointed.’ Alex Jolly
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THE innovative fantasy series returns, remastered and reimagined, in Dark Souls II: Scholar Of The First Sin. The next-gen and PC re-release comes with a new playable character and enemy placements, which will change the way levels are handled. There are also new items
out soon available, including the ‘agape ring’, which absorbs souls collected from online kills. The developers have also enhanced the graphics and increased the player count in online play. Ben Chuter Mortal Kombat X, April 14 WE all know the format by now – two players fight against each other using an array of attacks, special moves and brutal fatalities. So, what’s different about Mortal Kombat’s latest offering? Well, new ‘living towers’ game mode allows players to fight to the death in everchanging conditions, forcing gamers to adapt their technique. Four new characters have also been added to the roster, while all the old favourites have been brought back, bringing the number of playable characters up to 24. Matt Bullin
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The quick quip comedy It’s war: Shailene Woodley takes the fight to the elite in Insurgent
The Divergent Series: Insurgent THE latest film in the series based on Veronica Roth’s best-selling science fiction trilogy sees Shailene Woodley’s character Beatrice ‘Tris’ Prior go to war against the leader of the corrupt elite, Kate Winslet’s Jeanine, while Theo James plays love interest Four. Tris and Four must search for allies and unlock the answers to seemingly impossible questions. The film is set to be released on March 20 and is yet to be rated. Daniel Williams Furious 7 FASTEN your seatbelts for the latest lap of the Fast And Furious circuit. The franchise was rocked last year by the death of Paul Walker, who played Brian O’Conner, in a car crash – but the latest instalment was finished after his brothers Caleb and Cody stepped in to help. In a strange twist, the film sees Ian Shaw, played by Jason Statham, seek revenge for the death of his brother at the hands of a rival crew. The film is due for release on April 10. Zahra Faqir Child 44 ANOTHER Tom Hardy film, another accent.
After sporting a southern drawl in Lawless, going Welsh for Locke and using a somewhat unplaceable tongue as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, the Londoner goes Russian to play Leo Demidov. The secret policeman is troubled by the mysterious deaths of boys in this thriller, based on the 2014 novel. Joel Kinnaman, Noomi Rapace and Gary Oldman also star. Out April 17. Seamus Mcginley-Hughes Avengers: Age Of Ultron IRON Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye are back – and this time they’re joined by X-Men twins Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen. The peacekeeping tool Ultron, created by Tony Stark – aka Ironman – backfires when it decides the human race must be wiped out and the heroes unite to stop it. Out April 23. Zahra Faqir
app. Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) kills herself after finding someone has posted a drunken video of her online, before one of her ‘friends’ sets out for revenge via Skype and the dead girl’s Facebook account. Due to be released May 1. Antoniya Gerimpapazi The Salt Of The Earth THIS documentary sees Juliano Salgado follow in his famous father Sebastião’s footsteps, as he uses images to tell the photographer’s life story. His father, now in his 70s, has witnessed the major conflicts, mass exoduses and human tragedies of the late 20th century, and this film calls on the viewer to think about what the human race does to the planet. Due for general release on July 3. Antoniya Gerimpapazi
told us we needed to bury it in a time capsule so that nobody would ever find it.’ Determined not to bin the project, McDermott, who started making films when he was given a video camera aged 14, cut a three-minute trailer from the pilot footage, which got 25,000 hits online. It attracted the attention of Comedy Central, which funded the team and now hosts the series on its website. McDermott (pictured second from right with fellow cast members Zoe Lister, Adam Brown and Brian Capron) also stars in the series, filmed in Salford, Manchester. It is aimed at people watching on their mobiles while travelling to and
from work and uni. ‘We had to learn how to be really serious writers,’ said McDermott. ‘We had to deliver these episodes that were really halfan-hour’s worth each and put them into eight minutes – and that was a challenge.’ An added pressure has been filming each episode in a day. ‘Nobody does that,’ said McDermott. ‘It was like a military operation to get it all done but at the same time we were literally having the best time – we became a big family.’ To anyone hoping to film their own comedy series, he said: ‘Know exactly what you are and exactly what you want to be.’ See Staff Room at www. comedycentral. co.uk. Christina Sims
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pepper. Scrunch together well with hands 3. Divide into 24 small balls. Put them on a plate and coat with olive oil 4. Heat a large frying pan on a medium heat and add two tbsp olive oil. Stir in the onion until softened and colouring. Then add the other clove of garlic and the chilli. When they colour, add several large basil leaves, tomatoes and balsamic vinegar. Bring to the boil, season to taste and leave to simmer 5. Heat another large frying pan on a high heat and add two tbsp oil. Cook the meatballs for eight to ten minutes, frequently turning them until golden brown. Check they are cooked by making sure there is no sign of pink inside. Once cooked, add to the tomato sauce and your choice of pasta Jes Needham-Bennet
It is the essential student ingredient – cheap, filling and easy to use. But, if all you can think to do with mince is to rustle up a spag bol, then think again... Chorizo, beef and bean stew
Ingredients: 500g minced beef, 225g chorizo, can of red kidney beans, can of chopped tomatoes, two cups of beef broth, one large onion, four cloves of garlic, one large carrot (chopped), one potato (diced), one tsp smoked paprika, one tsp black pepper, half a lemon, salt to taste Method: 1. Heat the oven to 180C. In an oven-proof pot, heat the chorizo with a little bit of oil so it doesn’t burn. When it starts sizzling, add onions and garlic and fry. Once browned, add the beef
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Ingredients: One heaped tbsp rosemary, one heaped tbsp oregano, one heaped tsp thyme, 12 cream crackers (smashed until fine), two tsp Dijon mustard, fresh basil, 500g minced beef or pork, one egg, olive oil, one medium
Tasty and quick: Chorizo, beef and bean stew and, inset, spicy south-west burgers
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onion (finely chopped), two large cloves garlic (crushed), half a red chilli (finely sliced), two cans of chopped tomatoes, one tbsp balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper
Method: 1. Put crackers and one clove of garlic in a large bowl with oregano, rosemary, thyme, mince and mustard 2. Crack an egg into the mix and season with salt and
Ingredients: 500g minced beef, one onion (diced), three mixed small peppers (diced), one small red chilli pepper (diced), one clove garlic (crushed), one tsp cumin, one
tsp coriander, ground black pepper to taste, two tbsp vegetable oil, two avocados, four burger buns, cheddar cheese (sliced), hot sauce Method: 1. Mix the mince, onion, peppers, chilli pepper, garlic, cumin, coriander, and black pepper in a large bowl. Knead with hands until all the vegetables and seasonings are incorporated into the beef 2. Separate the mixtures into four even pieces and roll each into a ball. Put on a plate, pressing on each with palm to flatten. Leave in the fridge for at least 15 minutes 3. Heat two tbsp of vegetable oil in a pan over high heat. When oil begins to shimmer, add patties to the pan. Cook for two to three minutes on each side 4. Remove patties from the heat and place on kitchen roll to remove excess oil. Transfer to buns 5. Halve the avocados and remove pits. Use a fork to crush half of the flesh while still in the skin, then transfer to the burger, using half an avocado for each burger 6. Top with hot sauce and sliced cheese Blythe Lewis
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March 2015 Relationship trouble? Sex worries? Feeling low? We’ve got wise words to set you right
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O... Student Finance doesn’t cover the summer. How have I only just found this out and what am I meant to do?! Pia, Bristol Your final instalment will be slightly higher to account for the summer; however, you still have five months to get through between April and September. So, start applying for summer jobs now – and we aren’t talking about shelf-stacking. Go to Glastonbury with DC Site Services or head down under with Get Australia. If you want to stay closer to home, how about becoming a mentor with The Challenge or even staying in halls? Most universities open them up as hotels during the summer and need all the hands they can get.
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FTER Easter I have just two months left at university... need I say more. Tom, Preston If there is one thing worse than the dissertation, it is the constant ‘so, what are you going to do when you finish university?’ – and this is before you’ve even got through finals. But, having said that, you need to start looking at graduate schemes and postgraduate bursaries now, or maybe even the possibility of extending your tenancy just a month or two longer to avoid a bout of graduation blues. Graduating can be just as good as freshers was those three short years ago... but only if you have a game plan.
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the point in either of us taking it. Aaron, Cardiff One in five 18- to 25-year-olds is necking the infamous blue pill but not for the reasons for which it
was originally intended. Much like poppers, Viagra has strayed into the recreational category. However, if you take it without prescription or purchase it online, you are
opening yourself up to a number of life-threatening and long-lasting complications – not to mention priapism. (That’s a persistent erection to you and I).With the
Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? If you need advice, email our agony aunt on askalice@unipaper.co.uk
Looking for a date? Try this cheeky app Founder and director of CheekyBoo Ben Mitchell, 30, used to work at Barclays before an idea came to him about simplifying the online dating process. Thus, almost two years ago, the idea for the app was born. AYNSLEIGH HOLLYWOOD asks him whether we are losing the art of meeting Mr or Miss Right in the real world
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VERYTHING happens online now. Do you think that enhances or diminishes real-life interactions? It’s just the way of the world. It’s the reason for CheekyBoo and other likeminded apps – people don’t have time to go out and meet people as much as they used to. It’s handy to meet online and it’s only going to increase as technology advances. Do you have any personal online dating experience? I’ve been on dating sites in the past and I think CheekyBoo was born from the fact that I didn’t like what I saw. I wanted to strip out what I considered as gimmicks and simplify the process of online dating.
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Where did the idea come from? Just being out and about and thinking about new ways of meeting and interacting with people, rather than having to go through the awkward ice-breaker. What work goes in to making an app of this sort? I had to come up with design images to show how I wanted the app to look. You also have to do what’s called wire frames to design the actual pages themselves and work out how one page feeds into another page. If you were explaining CheekyBoo to someone who hadn’t used it, what would you say to convert them? I’d say the biggest selling
Date night: CheekyBoo and, inset, founder Ben Mitchell (left) point is its simplicity. There is no matching of databases behind CheekyBoo. There is no Facebook account needed so it is a standalone app. With so many other dating apps, how do you stand out?
The fact that it is localised and the radar cannot be restricted or expanded – it is set to ten miles. We match people depending on whether you like their pictures or whether you like their bio. You only upload
nine photos and the bio is 140 characters. Where do you see both the company and yourself in ten years’ time? I would hope CheekyBoo would go global with millions of users worldwide.
Coming out can still be a concern I WOULD never tell you I’m gay unless you asked me. In fact, I’m not even 100 per cent sure – but I can say I’m probably more gay than I am bi. The thing is, you don’t just come out of your teenage years ‘knowing’ –you come out in stages. From there, you could say I’m coming out daily to people who are yet to ‘know’ me. I have to trust someone before I tell them. Safety is always my biggest concern in terms of what could happen if I show my affection to someone of the same gender. You shouldn’t have to care what other people think – but, unfortunately, people resort to extreme measures of showing their disapproval. Bobby Atkinson
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Home or away? It’s up to you
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IVING at home while studying certainly has its benefits. But will you be missing out on the full university experience? There’s no right or wrong answer, so check out our pros and cons to help you decide. Advantages of living at home 1. Lower costs – You will probably not be paying for rent, bills, food and other expenditures, so that gives you a little bit more spending money. 2. Good grub – If you aren’t much of a chef, home-cooked
meals are a luxury that you won’t have to give up. It’s much easier to concentrate after a good meal rather than beans on toast. 3. Peace and quiet – Unless your parents are party animals, it is unlikely that you will be woken up at 3am with a fire alarm going off or hearing drunk people in the street when you have a 9am lecture the next day. Disadvantages of living at home 1. Distance learning – Travelling can be a pain and could stop you from going
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Train in vain: Commuting to uni can make you late thanks to delays to lectures. If a seminar is cancelled or plans are changed at the last minute, it can also be tough to change your schedule. 2. Social cost – It can be hard to maintain friendships. By living at home, you are excluded from the student lifestyle, so trying to meet up with mates
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outside of the university day can be a bit tricky – and getting home after a night out can be a total pain. 3. Over-reliance on parents – University is not all about your degree... learning life lessons is just as important. Without having your parents to rely on, you
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quickly learn how to look after yourself. 4. Missing out – Being on campus is a great way to get involved in other university activities. From pop-up shops to job fairs, the campus has it all and you will probably miss out if you are stuck in the house. Daisy Holden
GOOD neighbours can become good friends. So don’t ruin it by making their lives a misery. Here are a few tips to maintaining a good relationship with those who live next to you. 1. Be considerate – Just because you enjoy singing along to loud music at 4.30am doesn’t mean your sleepy neighbours will. 2. Get to know them – A family with young children is likely to need peace at night, while if you live next to other students they will probably be more understanding. 3. Be friendly – A little kindness goes a long way, so offer to sign for parcels or even invite them round for a barbecue and drinks. Laura Harcombe
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How to find the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right
Ratting to ratings... Owen Dixon, who founded website Rate My Roof to identify good and bad student landlords, tells LUCY ROGERS how it all sprang from a run-in with a rodent
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OR students across the country, the spring term is dominated by the scramble to secure a home for the following year. But, in the rush to get somewhere with the right number of rooms, in a location that won’t mean an hour-long bus ride to lectures, many end up living in crumby conditions. This is a problem business graduate Owen Dixon is aiming to tackle. The 22-year-old set up Rate My Roof, a website that lets students review private accommodation, after a run-in with a rodent during his time at Durham University. ‘One time my housemate had to hit a rat with an umbrella in the living room,’
he said. ‘I was frustrated at all the bad student houses. I wanted to make the market fairer and put the power back into student hands.’ Tenants can add properties to the website, listing whether utilities such as wifi or bills are included and giving their own comments, as well as a star rating. In the interests of fairness, the site also has a section that allows landlords to respond. And, since setting it up, Owen has heard from students with even worse experiences than his rat battle. One, from the University of Leicester, described how a tree blocked the entrance to his home. He claimed he also had to report the property to environmental health over a
faulty air filtering unit, as well as serious damp and mould issues. But Rate My Roof is more than just a collection of horror stories. One student describes their home in Bristol as a ‘lovely, quirky flat in an ideal location for Clifton Triangle and the
university’, while another writes: ‘Any problems we have had have been sorted straight away with the landlord.’ Despite facing problems with the original web developers when he started the site in 2014, Owen – who deferred his masters for a year to work on it – sees it
going from strength to strength. ‘I aim to have thousands of reviews from students all over the country, so that people are aware of what they are getting for what is one of their largest financial commitments at university,’ he added.
Calling out bad landlords: Owen Dixon
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The best, the worst and the down-to-earth of being at university
Must-haves to make life a little bit easier For some, it is a well-stocked food cupboard – for others, a comfy bed and their favourite stuffed toy from home... We ask what one item you need to survive life at university
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PHONE: ‘It’s my alarm for early lectures – and my distraction when I really don’t want to be in those lectures.’ Jack, first-year history University of Leicester student A memory stick: ‘After losing a memory stick, I realised my life was over. Nothing backed up anywhere. I even contemplated moving out I was so devastated.’ Paul, third-year computer science University of Leicester student Caffeine: ‘If I didn’t have caffeine, I would never finish my deadlines. In the week leading up to a deadline, I can drink a six-pack of energy drinks a day – not that I would recommend it!’ Katie, thirdyear pharmacy student at De Montfort University A microwave: ‘I tell my parents I cook all the time but sometimes I just want a cheap lasagne or something I can cook in under ten minutes.’ Eloise, second-year business management student at De Montfort University A bottle opener. ‘The most annoying thing is taking beer to a house party and not being able to find a bottle opener. I chipped my tooth in first year trying to do it with my teeth – it is a bad idea.’ Amy, second-year mathematics student at De Montfort University A dishwasher: ‘It saves time, effort and keeps the kitchen tidy – no arguments about washing up.’ Alex Jubb, University of Birmingham The clothes horse: ‘Simple, cheap and effective.’ AB Netflix: ‘Great when you have done all your work and
exams are months away.’ AB Local off-licence: ‘Out of alcohol? Pop to the shops – problem solved.’ AB A greasy spoon: ‘Essential to help defeat the dreaded hangover.’ AB A multi-tool: ‘From the emergency bottle opener to the emergency furniture fixer – it has it all.’ James Williams, University of Liverpool A multi-coloured pen: ‘Great for defining different notes and colour-coding your planner.’ JW A voice recorder: ‘Attend a lecture and fall asleep? Now you still have the notes.’ JW A tablet: ‘They’re more portable than laptops and just as handy.’ JW A flask: ‘For the emergency hangover coffee and the get-me-through-this-essay friend.’ JW Tupperware: ‘Leftovers survive better in Tupperware than squeezed onto a plate and badly balanced in the fridge. Take lunch with you into uni – it is so much quicker and cheaper.’ Jes Needham-Bennett, University of Manchester Alarm clock: ‘Get an alarm clock – a loud one. Alarms on phones and watches can be unreliable, so it’s nice to have a back-up.’ JNB Berocca/Lemsip: ‘Berocca to make hangovers in 9am seminars more bearable, Lemsip for freshers flu.’ JNB Blankets: ‘Heating a house through winter is expensive. Throw some cheap blankets on your bed instead.’ JNB Deodorant: ‘When you’ve overslept after a party or from
Indispensable: (clockwise from top right) The stress can be taken out of university life with the help of a clothes horse, an off-licence, Netflix, a flask and a phone workload-induced exhaustion and don’t have time to shower before lectures, invest in industrial-strength deodorant.’ JNB First aid kit: ‘You never know when disaster will strike, so it’s handy to have a first aid kit on hand. Include things like paracetamol and don’t forget the usual bandages and plasters.’ Daniel Williams, Swansea University
Quick-fix food: ‘Good examples are Pot Noodles or instant soups, which can help you when time is of the essence or you just want a break from cooking.’ DW Emergency money: ‘Try to keep some money aside for times of crisis. Even if you keep a fiver stuffed in a longlost part of your wallet or in the back of a drawer, you can always make sure you have
enough for a taxi or some emergency food.’ DW Memories: ‘Bring plenty of photographs of family and friends to keep yourself from becoming too homesick. Maybe even bring your favourite teddy bear from your childhood, or anything that you think will help you get through those long terms without seeing anyone from back home.’ DW
Take a Time Out or Boost your studies over Easter? EASTER’S here and it’s time to relax and indulge in chocolatey goodness – but the break does mean the final deadlines of the semester are looming. With this in mind, it’s natural to assume your
university commitments will have to take some sort of priority over the holiday period. But there is no reason you can’t have a good time and get your work done, too. Spend the first week
chilling and put work to the back of your mind. Let yourself unwind and you’ll feel ready when the time comes to start your studies again. Use the next couple of weeks to knuckle down
but don’t forget to give yourself a break. Limit work time so you don’t stress out and make sure to see your friends – it is your holiday and you deserve it. Kelly Smith
Where do you fit into the uni family?
YOUR housemates are your surrogate family, and although at times they make you want to pull your hair out, you couldn’t survive without them. Everyone has their role in the house – so check out our guide to the university family and see where you and your friends fit in... The mummy: Normally found cooking, gathering mould in her bed and singing Taylor Swift at the top of her voice when the rest of the house is hungover. Quick to disapprove but always there when you need her. The dad: Handy with a tool kit and happy to help out – not great on the dance floor though. The twins: They could have been separated at birth. They are scarily similar and have the same sense of humour. The noise levels shoot up when these two go on a night out. Younger sibling: Wants to be the centre of attention and can annoy the house a lot. Makes a lot of noise when they don’t get their own way. Crazy aunt: Always ready to party and gives good advice when you need it most. Charity case: You’re not too sure where they came from but, after a few nights out in first year, they seem to have stuck around and become a permanent fixture on the sofa. Quiet cousin: The one you’ll find in the uni library at 9am. They are timid and dedicated to their course but can help out when you are struggling with your coursework. The pet: The most demanding of your housemates. Who said it was a good idea to get a pet? They moult, scratch the sofas and climb the curtains. Lauren Knight
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Making a splash: Victorious UWE swimmers, left, and trampoliners Megan Comber, Charlotte Plummer, Maddy Perkin and Lucy Theobald from Bristol PICTURES: TWITTER Top spot: Birmingham’s Imran Rahman wins 60m gold, while Elliot DowsunHurley (Leeds Beckett) gets silver and Daniel Obeng (Loughborough) bronze
Golden moments: (l-r) Sheffield Hallam’s Karla Drew claims gold for 60m women’s hurdles, David King of Bath wins the men’s and Sheffield University graduate Jessica Ennis Hill, who trains in the city, pops in
6,000 sporting stars race for the podium LIAM O’NEILL NEARLY 6,000 of the finest university athletes descended on Sheffield to take part in the BUCS Nationals last month. Students competed on the track, in the pool and even on the climbing wall to win medals for their teams. Loughborough University were crowned overall champions, winning 57 medals over the weekend of February
20 to 22. The first day saw a photo finish in the men’s 60m. University of Birmingham’s Imran Rahman won gold with 6.79secs, while Elliot Dowson-Hurley of Leeds Beckett took silver in 6.82secs. Sheffield Hallam University’s Karla Drew won the 60m hurdles in 8.38secs, while David King, from the University of Bath, won the men’s. On the Saturday, Hallam’s Rebecca Turner edged ahead of Bath’s Anne Bochman to
take the women’s open 200m freestyle, with Hallam’s Ellie Faulkner claiming third place. In the men’s climbing, local rivals Hallam and the University of Sheffield both finished with a team score of 669. Hallam claimed gold by having a higher-placed individual. The final day saw Leeds Beckett taking gold in the men’s 4x200m, with Loughborough winning the women’s. Loughborough were the overall team champions on
the track in both the men’s and women’s events. Cardiff Met came second in both and Birmingham third. But the weekend wasn’t all serious, with the mascots lining up for a mixed 200m race. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Panther Pete from Brighton claimed gold with a time of 30.88secs, while last-placed Klein the Penguin from Durham waddled home in 65.35secs.
Hang tough: University of Sheffield and British climber Michaela Tracy on her way to victory
Family affair: Northumbria triple-jumper Emma Pringle beats sister Hannah, who gets silver
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Scottish six looking to turn around poor start
OLYMPIC longdistance runner Freya Ross convinced an audience at HeriotWatt University to fight for their dreams. The athlete, who competed in the marathon at the London 2012 Olympics, gave a speech called How To Be A Winner In Life as part of the university’s Leadership Lecture series. The former sports scholar and honorary graduate from the university covered her inspiration to get into running at a young age and her time at Heriot-Watt University. The runner is now looking forward to competing at Rio 2016.
JOHN SHAW EDINBURGH’S universities are making a huge contribution to Scotland Women’s Six Nations squad, with six players being called up. Gillian Inglis, from Edinburgh Napier University, Sarah Law, Katie Dougan and Karen Dunbar, from the University of Edinburgh, and Eilidh Sinclair and Emma Wassell, from Heriot-Watt University, were given nods by head coach Jules Maxton. The team got off to a bad start, with a 42-0 loss against reigning champions France. Full-back Inglis, scrum-half Law, lock Wassell and flanker Dunbar started but were unable to stop the dominant French going under the posts seven times. A number of changes were made for the second match, with only Wassell and Dunbar keeping their place. Inglis was forced out due to an injury sustained in the game against France. The changes did not make much difference, however, with Wales claiming a 39-3
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Big tackle: Sarah Law wrestling an opponent before Scotland’s Six Nations tilt win at Broadwood Stadium. Speaking after the game, Maxton said: ‘The pleasing thing was that we managed to score
our try and a penalty – but for the number of times we were in their 22, we need to get over the line a little more.’
Law came back into the side for the third match against Italy but could not stop the opposition scoring five tries
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on their way to a 31-8 win. The six face their final match of the tournament against Ireland.
Ex-Formula 1 boss gives We are top of the league... away secrets of success best footballers revealed FORMER Formula 1 team boss Ross Brawn, who was team principal at Mercedes, passed on his wisdom to Heriot-Watt University students. The man who won ten drivers’ and ten constructors’ titles was in discussion with Bob Keiller, chief executive of Wood Group and a graduate of the university’s electrical and electronic engineering course. Mr Keiller said: ‘This was a terrific night and a great opportunity for
fellow Heriot-Watt graduates to engage with a legend of F1.’ Their chat went into safety aspects of the sport and the oil and gas industry, and how safety is of paramount importance to ensure everyone can perform to the best of their abilities. Mr Brawn also highlighted that the key to success, in Formula 1 as well as other areas of life, is to stay focused and ensure you and your team are striving to be the best.
THE University of Edinburgh can claim to have the top footballers in the city. UoE I finished second in the BUCS Scottish 1A while Edinburgh Napier University I escaped relegation, with HeriotWatt University I bottom. However, Napier did get their own back by knocking UoE out of the BUCS Football Trophy in the last
16 round at CSE Peffermill. They were eventually booted out by Liverpool John Moores University in the quarters after a 3-2 loss at Spartans Football Club. Heriot-Watt came unstuck at the same stage of the competition, losing 2-0 away to Leeds Carnegie University I. Jenny Monaghan
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