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HE WAS A PRIZE FOR THE WORLD

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A GLASGOW Caledonian University student who was tied up and shot by gunmen in Iraq has been labelled ‘one of the world’s greatest treasures’ as tributes to his memory flooded in. Mohammed Al-Janabi, a postgraduate law student, was murdered along with his father and seven bodyguards after being ambushed on an aid mission to help displaced Iraqis. One of his close friends, Gary Robert Brown, wrote on Instagram: ‘Mohammed Al-Janabi gave you more than hope. He was an

experience to be around. He made you laugh. He showed you ways to better yourself. He was consistently amazing. The cowardly terrorists who took him from us in Iraq have robbed the world of one of the greatest treasures we will ever have. ‘I can’t tell you how upsetting this is. I will more than miss you.’ Mohammed, 29, ignored pleas from his friends to seek asylum in the UK, choosing instead to return to Baghdad in February to help his father, Sheikh Qassem Al-Janabi, a Sunni tribal leader. The pair were bringing aid to some of the nation’s 1.9million

displaced people when they were captured, along with seven of their bodyguards, by masked gunmen as they returned to Baghdad from Latifiya. They were then tied up and shot. So far, no group has claimed responsibility for the attack. The Ministry Of Interior in Iraq is currently investigating. Mohammed was planning on returning to GCU in June to receive his PhD. His friends are now calling on the university to award it to him posthumously. Tributes were also paid by the

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Student braves the Arctic for charity adventure on husky sledges Concerns over free speech TWO universities in Glasgow have been found to be censoring free speech. Strathclyde and Glasgow universities were rated ‘amber’ in Spiked’s rankings, which means they have ‘chilled free speech through intervention’. Glasgow Caledonian University was given a ‘green’ rating and has a ‘hands-off approach to free speech’. The Edinburgh University Student Association got a ‘red’ light after banning Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke from being played. Glasgow University said it accepted the ranking but ‘urges caution on how these results are understood’. Blair Malloy

Freeze: Nicole, above, studies English language and Scottish literature at Glasgow University. Nicole with her team, above right, and a dog, right PICTURES: NICOLE HENDRY

My chills and thrills NICOLE HENDRY IN THE warm late June of last year, I had no idea what I was signing up for. As the big day arrived, I became increasingly concerned. On January 29, I met my team and travelled to northern Sweden – where temperatures can hit -40C – to raise money for Cancer Research UK. I lost my father to lung cancer

when I was 12 but when my mum was diagnosed, treated and, thankfully, given the all-clear for breast cancer last summer, I was amazed at how far cancer treatment had come on in just eight years. Encouraged by this, and wanting to help further research, I wanted to do something big. That meant something under conditions I knew I’d hate: the cold. My logic was that people would

sponsor me to suffer a bit! So, naturally, I was mad enough to book myself on a charity husky-sled challenge. I was fortunate to have amazing support from friends, family and strangers, raising £2,260 so far. I’d like to say a massive thank you. On landing in Kiruna and travelling north to meet our dogs and start our challenge, the enormity of what we were doing hit home: it was

freezing. The cold was the biggest challenge – it was difficult to warm up and important to keep fingers and toes moving. We had trained for months but nothing prepared us for executing it all in the cold. As night fell, sledding became harder, and it was easier to fall and lose the dogs. We were to live totally self-sufficiently. It was tough but ensured we were tired

enough to sleep through the chilly nights. Anne King, a teammate sledging for the Jo’s Trust cancer charity, said: ‘I’d do it again in a heartbeat. The place, the dogs and all the people: amazing!’ Everyone did a phenomenal job, raising money for causes close to their hearts. It was one of the most challenging but rewarding things I’ve done. Here’s to planning the rest.

Glasgow’s great haul in China THE universities of Glasgow and Nankai in China have completed their plan for a joint graduate school on the latter’s campus in Tianjin. About 75 students are expected to be enrolled in the twoyear postgraduate masters degree course, rising to 180 in 2018. Prof Anne Anderson, vice-principal and head of the college of social sciences at Glasgow University, said: ‘We are combining the best features of UK and Chinese higher education.’ Nicole Hendry

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Renting in the north is going to cost you... JOHN SHAW STUDENTS in the north are being hit in the pocket for rent as they bear the brunt of the nation’s housing divide. Seven of the top ten worst affected cities were in the north, where students pay a premium over the low cost of other properties in the area. None of the top ten were in the south, where student accommodation is relatively cheap compared with other properties. Loughborough students were worst off, paying 36.08 per cent more than

the average rate. Students in Reading had the best deal, shelling out 39.15 per cent less than the average, according to the StuRents figures. Co-founder Tom Walker said: ‘Clearly, value is relative, so comparing inter-city student rental prices purely on an absolute basis is perhaps a little one-dimensional.’ The analysis of 25,572 student properties in 51 cities also revealed that the cities where students paid the highest premiums were among the cheaper places to live in. The average overall price in

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City by city....are you paying too much for rent? City Loughborough Durham Lincoln Huddersfield Middlesbrough Hull Bolton Lancaster Derby York Stafford Nottingham Wolverhampton Bangor Birmingham Plymouth Liverpool Chester Manchester Ipswich Leeds Dundee Newcastle Leicester Preston Luton

the ten cities with the highest premiums was £63.04 per person per week, while the average for those living in areas with the most generous discounts was £143.64. Bath students were among

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the biggest winners, paying 30.87 per cent less, with student accommodation costing £86.98 per week, compared with £125.83 per week for a non-student. Elsewhere, Nottingham digs

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cost 5.09 per cent more than average but in Birmingham, Liverpool and Manchester they are about par. Those studying in Coventry made a 14.09 per cent saving, while Sheffield students paid 12.8

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per cent less. Scottish students were also found to be living at a discounted rate, with those in Glasgow paying 15.06 per cent less than average and those in Edinburgh paying 23.17 per cent less.

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HARD WORK PAYS OFF AS FIRST SHOW DAZZLES WITH gold in their hair and wearing clothes made by some of the city’s most exciting designers, models strutted down the catwalk at Hunter Halls for the University of Glasgow’s first charity fashion show. Student designers showed off their work alongside established labels including Rachel McMillan, shortlisted for young designer of the year at the Scottish Fashion Awards, and Abandon Ship Apparel, which won retailer of the year at the same awards. The 22 models, who were scouted around campus or auditioned by students, were given extra sparkle by hairdressers from Glasgowbased BLOW Finnieston, who applied glitter to their roots, and artists from the Academy of Makeup. The show, held in aid of the Beatson Pebble Appeal, had an after-dark theme and a 110-member society was set up to organise the event, which took a year to arrange. Fashion show president Blake Sinclair said the experience had been a valuable one. ‘We now look back and laugh at how little we knew when we started,’ he said. ‘Speak to any member of the committee and they will tell you about the learning curve. In the beginning, I could barely send emails – now I regularly pick up the phone to talk to incredibly senior executives. This is honestly one of the most rewarding and beneficial things we have ever done.’ Aynsleigh Hollywood

DEMONSTRATORS have condemned the University of Glasgow after it invited an Israeli diplomat to deliver a speech to students. Protesters waved Palestinian flags and banners when Daniel Taub visited the law department, while about 20

Postgrad ‘was lover of peace’ from p1 university community of which Mohammed, pictured, was an active part. Michael Stephenson, student president at GCU, said: ‘Speaking to his fellow students around the university campus, he was well respected and someone who had the ability to find peace in the most difficult circumstances and contributed greatly to his local community. ‘Mohammed Al-Janabi will be greatly missed.’ The university has been offering support to students affected by Mohammed’s death.

Golden girls and boys: Models show off designs from both students and fashion labels after getting the finishing touches to their hair and make-up, left

Protest as Israeli diplomat arrives JENNY MONAGHAN

members of university staff wrote a letter objecting to his presence on campus. Mr Taub, an international law expert who specialises in counter-terrorism, spoke to students on March 2 and was described by the university as a ‘welcome guest’. But opponents said Israel was wrongly occupying areas

of Palestine and hosting its diplomat justified this. The Glasgow University Palestine Society, one of the organisations behind the protest, said it did not welcome ‘dealings with any institutions which attempt to legitimise the occupation of Palestinian territories’. Mr Taub said bridges should

be built ‘at every level of society’ in order to move forward with the global issues being discussed. UoG said students should be able to hear from ‘a range of perspectives on important issues’, adding that a member of the Palestinian Mission would be welcomed to the university later this year.

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Back to east from west... IT started its life in the city’s East End – now the University of Glasgow is planning to return, opening a centre in Bridgeton. Researchers looking for ways to tackle the city’s poor health will relocate from Gilmore Hill, in the West End. A team of 15 people from five of the university’s schools and nine of its research projects will make the move across the city. The uni’s original home was in High Street.

Name things after Janes, not Jameses NICOLA STURGEON could find her name on one of the University of Glasgow’s buildings if a drive to honour women and people from ethnic minority backgrounds pays off. The SNP leader and UoG graduate has supported a campaign to name campus landmarks after figures other than white men. The campaign has been spearheaded by the Student Representative

Council, which said leaving out minority groups failed to recognise their contributions. Activist Liam King, who used the term ‘patriarchitecture’ to describe naming buildings after white men such as James Watt, said the uni had agreed to consider a wider range of figures. But the move prompted a social media backlash, with one user labelling it ‘an offensive waste of time’.

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Well, these girls can Ad aims to shake up views on doing exercise NORA SELMANI IF you’ve turned on the TV lately, you may have noticed a load of sweaty women working out. But rather than airbrushed, toned types with thigh gaps, this lot look pretty normal, wobbly bits and all. That’s because they are part of This Girl Can – a campaign aimed at breaking down the barriers that stop women getting involved in sport and fitness. Adverts and a YouTube video show all sorts of women exercising to the soundtrack of Missy Elliott’s Get Ur Freak On. The film was created by Sport England after it found just eight per cent of women and girls aged 14 to 40 did regular exercise, It said fear of being judged on their appearance, ability and weight was stopping women and girls from getting active. The campaign has been taken up eagerly on campuses across the country. Emily Cole, a secondyear English student at the University of Bristol, is right behind the campaign, saying she hoped it would help stop women feeling unwelcome at uni sports facilities. ‘In a society where I often feel intimidated at the university gym and where Setting the pace: London student Grace, 22, who was filmed climbing a hill on one of her regular bike rides for the video

Aspire to perspire: Victoria, a 29-year-old children’s nurse, appears at a spinning class in a shot aimed at making sweating acceptable the simple exercise of squatting has now become something so sexualised I daren’t do it in front of people, this campaign struck a chord with me,’ she said. ‘When I first saw the campaign advertised before a YouTube video, I had to stop and re-watch it. ‘Finally, after so many “new year, new me” magazine covers and gym wear advertised on incredible models, someone understood that it all comes down to being healthy and most importantly having fun. ‘Many girls I know forget that exercising isn’t just to get a “bikini bod”. I think this is only the beginning of a wider movement to encourage girls

that yes, we can go to the gym, sweat it out, have our wobbly bits on show and embrace the strength and beauty of our bodies. ‘I’m thankful that it’s finally being addressed.’ Sinead O’Grady, who recently graduated with a business management and information systems degree from Swansea University, said she hoped the campaign would build on the work of women’s sports teams. ‘It is essential for bringing the issues that surround women in sports to the forefront of university policies,’ she said. ‘Swansea University has some incredibly talented female

players and teams, so it is not discrediting what they already have but encouraging others to be inspired and get involved.’ But Stuart Wilkinson, a lecturer in sports coaching at the University of Central Lancashire, said it was a problem that many of the women pictured in the campaign were still slim and conventionally attractive. ‘It hasn’t considered how such symbolism might have the opposite effect to what was intended – normalising the slender body, accentuating the desirable and undesirable,’ he added. ‘Unfortunately, while brave and bold, it will for these reasons come under scrutiny.’

what they say ‘This is a brilliant campaign. It sends a message to the nation that defies the assumptions about being feminine. I would love to know how impactful it will be in future.’ Jasmine Pokuaa, vice-president for health and social care, University of Salford

‘Netball is extremely important to girls as it not only helps us physically but both socially and mentally also. It gives me structure in my daily life, helps with my fitness and it’s something I love.’ Sam O’Connor, netballer, Northumbria University

‘This Girl Can is a really inspirational campaign and has used targeted messages that I think other women in sport campaigns have failed to address; it’s not about the way you look when you exercise, it’s about the way you feel.’ Alyx Murray-Jackman, sport development officer, University of Bristol

‘Most girls on our team have never touched a rugby ball before they come to uni, so playing a male-dominated sport is taking girls out of their comfort zone.’ Megan May Stammers, women’s rugby union social secretary, University of Liverpool

‘Being a woman in tennis has never stopped me from being my best. Mixed doubles shows our potential. I love playing against people who challenge me and, at times, it’s the women who do more.’ Sophie Brazell, tennis team captain, Cardiff University

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The hunt for the one true hipster JOE EVANS COOL, ladies and gentlemen, is no longer cool. The hipster trend has become something of an epidemic. Now, bespectacled men in cardigans and Zooey Deschanel lookalikes roam our streets. Hating Coldplay but adoring Bob Dylan, loving coffee but scoffing at anything nonorganic, they have conquered whole portions of our cities. Bookshops and vinyl outlets have been colonised. Love or loathe the trend, it appears to be flourishing. But, like punk before it, hipsterism, so to speak, is deeply

Dodging the label: Hipsters PICTURE: STEWART HONEYMAN

flawed. There is nothing a hipster hates more than the label. ‘I’m no hipster,’ they shriek. ‘So what if I love the works of Jack Kerouac and Bret Easton Ellis?’ The individualism that

defines the movement is the thorn in its side. Now let’s take a glimpse into the dystopian future I envisage. Brothers turn against brothers, girlfriends against boyfriends, in the name of finding the one true original hipster. Their hair will get messier and the clothes more and more ill-fitting in the name of becoming the one true individual. The coffee shops will turn to slaughter houses as the fight for non-conformity spirals out of control. Then Shoreditch, Digbeth and the Northern Quarter will fall silent as the hipster trend finally breathes its last.

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talkingPOINTS TASTY PROSPECT: University students are like caterpillars. After we gobble up GSCEs and A levels, we get an appetite for degrees. We are cocooned for three years until we transform into beautiful butterflies and land graduate jobs. But in an increasingly competitive market, chancellor George Osborne wants to make it easier for us to stay cocooned. He has proposed a new postgrad loan of up to £10,000 to benefit an intended 40,000 students. As someone who worked through both masters degrees, I applaud this idea. It would make the lives of working class students much easier Thomas Dowling

STRIKE A BALANCE: News that size 24, 5ft 5in model Tess Holliday had won a professional contract was met with a mix of triumph and outrage. Holliday’s unapologetic bikini-clad poses have won her a strong Instagram following and she should be commended for challenging the way unhealthy size zero figures are promoted in the modelling industry. However, her success does pose a question: is the promotion of an exceedingly overweight woman the right type of replacement role model? We need a middle ground Ellie Connell

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LIT US BE: Dear students of the UK: When you ask us to explain our literature degrees, we prepare for questions that will make us want to blind ourselves with our Biros. Here are just a few examples: ‘So you want to be a teacher?’ Because that’s our only prospect – never mind media, PR or business. ‘It’s a pretty easy degree, right?’ Contrary to the myth that all we do is sip lattes and partake in an unrequited love affair with Mr Darcy, it’s actually a pretty tough subject. Unless you consider being assigned novels, poems and Foucault’s History Of Sexuality in the same week easy. ‘Why not maths or engineering?’ We don’t question your love for equations of a Tolstoy-esque length, so don’t knock our book fetish Ellie Tindsley

UNFAIR STEREOTYPES: As far as the media is concerned, us students should either be fun, carefree and innovative, or sheep following the system. Films like American Pie and Bad Neighbours are fun but show us drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and barely doing what we’re supposed to be doing – studying. Yes, we do like to go out and have fun – who doesn’t? But this distorted perception in film blows it completely out of proportion. We need to be taken more seriously in the media Emma Adams

DIVERSITY LACKING: Because the curriculum is heavily based on white culture, certain students from ethnic backgrounds are at risk of under-achievement. These students learn nothing about the role their culture plays in the world they live in but are taught that civilisation and knowledge are the product of white predecessors. Ensuring education is racially inclusive and gives an unbiased representation of ethnic minorities is not only essential to achieve equality but also quality – the history, culture and literature of non-whites cannot be accurately represented by white people alone. Students from ethnic backgrounds cannot be taught material that only talks about their culture in a direct comparison with Western culture, in a way that shows it to be relatively subordinate. It is imperative that contemporary literature taught to young people reflects the multicultural society we live in Yashi Banymadhub

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MATTER OF OPINION: When you have thousands of young, opinionated students on campus, claims of censorship are bound to pop up. Students should, of course, have the right to express all manner of opinions – but perhaps not those that are detrimental to others. The prohibition of material such as that from extremist groups could be perceived as patronising. While the right to express individual opinions is paramount, it is also vital that everyone feels they have the opportunity to do so without being harassed Beth Sexton

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NO CONFIDENCE: ‘Political apathy’ has been a buzz phrase during the run-up to this year’s election, describing a conscious lack of engagement with democracy, including the decision not to vote. Its most famous proponent, Russell Brand, has called for revolution. With students bearing the brunt of many cuts imposed by the current government, it’s easy to sympathise. But apathy highlights a problem without offering a solution. The revolution Brand describes is an event, not an outcome. Wherever you stand, it’s worth registering to vote before the April 20 deadline. It’s always nice to have the option Lindsey Coombs

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I regret lecturer sex for cider bet JOSIE WALKER

Grey area: Powerful men, such as Christian in Fifty Shades Of Grey, might seem attractive – but reality might not live up to the mental image

WALKING into my first lecture of my first year, I thought I had hit the jackpot. A young, good-looking guy stood at the front of the hall, wearing a close-fitting suit. All the girls around me excitedly whispered to each other that this gorgeous man would be teaching us for the next 12 weeks. As time progressed, my fascination became stronger and, by reading week, I realised I could not recall a thing that had been said in any of the five lectures. The only notes I had taken were on the first day, where I had written the title and his name, dotting the ‘i’s with hearts like a lovesick primary school pupil. My preparation for lectures

was not completing seminar tasks or preliminary reading but, instead, making sure my hair was perfectly curled, my top enhanced my best assets and my skirt showed just enough leg to be suggestive but not slutty. In lectures, note-taking was shelved in favour of hair-flipping, pen-chewing and short, seductive glances. By this time, my friends had cottoned on and they made me a bet. If I got a snog, they would each buy me a pint of my favourite cider. Getting a snog AND free booze – what girl could refuse? So, in week nine, I made my way to his office in an outfit so tight I worried that if I ate anything I would burst out. Once there, I cut to the chase. Instead of sitting across

from him, I slid my chair next to his so he could ‘explain’ the problem I had brought to him. When in place, I leaned in close, breaking the distance barrier that kept our relationship professional. He noticed – and it didn’t take long for him to give me what I wanted. It was at that moment I realised my mistake. It felt the same as when my dog licks my face. I felt a trickle of something wet run down my chin and recoiled – but he got up to lock the door, and I knew what was about to happen. But, even though I was repulsed by his kiss, morbid curiosity got the better of me and I wanted to know what it would be like to go all the way. So I did. He wriggled around on top of me like an excited puppy,

arms flailing and not knowing where to put (or what to do with) his hands. My bum was numb from being squashed on to the solid wood desk and my legs dangled awkwardly off the side. When it was over (which didn’t take long), he rolled off me and sat in his chair, panting, leaving me sitting on the desk completely naked and questioning what I had just done. It felt like the worst mistake of my life, and in that moment I wished I could go back in time and take it back. I felt dirty and guilty, swearing I would never agree to a bet with my friends again. The one perk is that I got very drunk that night. But the worst part? I found out he’s my lecturer next year, too...

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theINTERVIEW: Nev Schulman

Being lied to takes its toll but I enjoy it W

HAT started out as a story of modern-day romance turned into a strange and twisted tale of deception and heartbreak. Photographer Nev (pronounced Neev) Schulman fell in love with Megan after talking online. However, after she avoided meeting up, he did some digging and discovered Megan didn’t exist. She was, in fact, the invention of a manipulative housewife called Angela. Nev had been catfished. His story was turned into a documentary – something he is unsure about to this day. ‘If I had been asked at the beginning if I would like to make a documentary about my life that would end up in movie theatres and exposing this embarrassing period in my life, I don’t know what I would have said. I can’t say I would have said yes or no. It happened by accident,’ he says. Then, after it aired, others started to turn to him for help. He explains: ‘People started emailing me saying: “Can you help me? I haven’t talked to anybody about this but I saw your story and now I feel like I’m not crazy and not alone.” ‘Very quickly, it became apparent to us that what we thought was an odd experience was much more common than we would have ever expected. ‘We wanted to continue the conversation – and a TV show

The Catfish host chats to JOSHUA EVANS about being manipulated by strangers, seeing your life turned into a TV show and getting back on the dating scene... was the best way to do that.’ That TV show became Catfish, which sees the 30-year-old weed out other web tricksters. So, which one was the worst? ‘The person I found the hardest to stomach was Kidd Cole, the one who pretended to be a producer and a recording artist,’ Nev says. ‘He was manipulating people for huge monetary purposes without remorse – it was just for fun. ‘He was trying to prove something to the people who never thought he’d amount to anything by taking advantage. When we confronted him, he was so cocky – that was why I threw his phone into the river.’ Nev shares the screen with friend and cameraman Max Joseph and claims it’s their relationship that keeps the show from getting too heavy. ‘He is so straight up with me,’ Nev says. ‘There are very few people who can really say anything to me and be totally honest, and Max is one of them. We give each other advice – he helps me and I help him. When we’re not filming, we’re usually so busy doing other things, we don’t spend a lot of time together.’ The pair are often lied to by the fraudsters in the show. How does that feel? ‘I think people forget Max and I are people,’ Nev adds. ‘We’re

not trying to win people over, we’re just trying to tell good stories and I think people forget that. They just see us as cardboard cut-outs. ‘So, it does take its toll – but I mostly enjoy it.’ And what about the rumours of a UK version of the show? ‘We’ve been talking about it,’ he says. ‘There was a time when we were very close to putting together a pilot. I was very excited – but for now it’s all on hold. I would love to come over as it’s fun to go to places I’ve never been and have people recognise me. Sometimes it’s weird and I don’t like it but it’s mostly fun and pretty wild.’ Now the pair are filming series four, Nev is ready to get back on the dating scene. ‘It’s been a while since I was really dating. I recently broke up with a long-term girlfriend,’ he explains. ‘I’m just starting to reconsider how I want to re-emerge and put myself back into the single world.’ So, any dating advice for us? ‘It’s important to be straight up with people and tell them how you feel even if you are unclear about what you want,’ he says. ‘As soon as you open that door for an honest exchange with someone, it just makes it nicer to be around them.’

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what’sON clubbing calendar Monday, March 16 Burn, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Bare Mondays, The Garage, 11pm, £3; Bad Boy Pub Quiz, Home, 9pm, free; Heat, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm Tuesday, March 17 Killer Kitsch, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; #tag, The Garage, 11pm, free before 11:30pm Wednesday, March 18 Dropkick Murphys, Barrowland, 7pm, £19.50; I Heart Wednesdays, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Disco Riot, The Garage, 11pm, £4 Thursday, March 19 Thirsty, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Hip-hop Thursdays, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Smashed, Classic Grand, 11pm, £3 (students free); Andy C, The Sub Club, 11pm, £10; Jelly Baby, O2 ABC, 11pm, £4 Friday, March 20 Jammin’ Fridays, Maggie May, 10pm, free; Propaganda, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5; Classic Fridays, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; Versus, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; The Big Cheese, The Shed, 10:30pm, free (£6/£4 student after 11); Old Skool, Buff Club, 11pm, £7 Saturday, March 21 Love Music, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5; Nu Skool, Buff Club, 11pm, £7; Guilty Pleasure, The Shed, 10:30pm, £7; Absolution, Classic Grand, 10:30pm, £6; Strangeways, The Admiral, 11pm, £5 Sunday, March 22 Shahyad And Baran, O2 ABC, 7pm, £25 Monday, March 23 Burn, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Bare Mondays, The Garage, 11pm, £3; Heat, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm Tuesday, March 24 Killer Kitsch, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Warpaint, O2 ABC, 7pm, £15; #TAG, The Garage, 11pm, free before 11:30pm; Juicy Tuesdys, Kushion, 9pm, free before 10pm, £4 after Wednesday, March 25 Sleater-Kinney, O2 ABC, 7pm, £22.50; I Heart Wednesdays, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm Thursday, March 26 Jelly Baby, O2 ABC, 11pm, £4; Thirsty, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Hip-hop Thursdays, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Smashed, Classic Grand, 11pm, £3 (students free); Beat Surfing, Variety Bar, 8pm, free Friday, March 27 Jammin’ Fridays, Maggie May, 10pm, free; Propaganda, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5; Classic Fridays, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; Versus, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; The Big Cheese, The Shed, 10:30pm, free (£6/£4 student after 11); Old Skool, Buff Club, 11pm, £7 Saturday, March 28 Love Music, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5; Nu Skool, Buff Club, 11pm, £7; Guilty Pleasure, The Shed, 10:30pm, £7; Absolution, Classic Grand, 10:30pm, £6; GBX: The Easter Bunny, The Arches, 9pm, £16

Sunday, March 29 Fuse ODG, O2 ABC, 7pm, £12.50 Monday, March 30 Burn, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Bare Mondays, The Garage, 11pm, £3; Bad Boy Pub Quiz, Home, 9pm, free; Heat, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm Tuesday, March 31 Killer Kitsch, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; #tag, The Garage, 11pm, free before 11:30pm Wednesday, April 1 I Heart Wednesdays, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Fyfe, Nice ‘n’ Sleazy, 8pm, £6 Thursday, April 2 Thirsty, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Hip-hop Thursdays, Buff Club, 11pm, £5; Smashed, Classic Grand, 11pm, £3 (students free); Above And Beyond, O2 Academy, 7pm, £20; Bad Boy Pub Quiz, Sloans, 7pm, free; Friday, April 3 Propaganda, O2 ABC, 11pm, £5; Classic Fridays, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; Versus, Classic Grand, 11pm, £6; The Big Cheese, The Shed, 10:30pm, free (£6/£4 student after 11); Old Skool, Buff Club, 11pm, £7; Neverland, The Garage, 11pm, £4; Studio 500, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; 8-Bit Nights, Broadcast, 7:30pm, £5 Saturday, April 4 Love Action Easter weekend festival, The Arches, times and prices vary Sunday, April 5 Lotte Mullan, Broadcast, 7pm, £7.50; Lawless, The Shimmy Club, 10pm, £3; Disco Badger, Bamboo, 10pm, free Monday, April 6 Heat, Viper, 11pm, free before 12pm; Home Run, The Sanctuary, 11pm, TBC; Space Invader, The Garage, 11pm, £5 Tuesday, April 7 Mile High, Kokomo, 10pm, TBC; Projekt, Sugar Cube, 11pm, £3; Juicy Tuesdys, Kushion, 9pm, free before 10pm, £4 after; Vice, Kokomo, 10pm, TBC Wednesday, April 8 Bronx, The Garage, 11pm, £5; Shangrila, Saint Judes, 11pm, £5; No Way The Shimmy Club, 10:30pm, £1; Two Zebras And A Giraffe, Saint Judes, 11pm, £3 Thursday, April 9 Deluxx, Kushion, 9pm, £4; R.U.I.N, The Cathouse, 11pm, £2; Walk ‘N’ Skank, The Berkeley Suite, 11pm, £3 Friday, April 10 Beta And Kappa, Sub Club, TBC; Return To Mono, Sub Club, 11pm, TBC; Booty Call, The Garage, 11pm, Laides free before 11:30pm

Très bien: François & The Atlas Mountains are joined on stage by two musicians they met in Ghana

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François & The Atlas Mountains: The Arches

EW could fail to be moved – literally – by François Marry and his band during their gig at the Celtic Connections festival. The Anglo–French four-piece had most of the audience dancing along with them right from the moment Marry strolled on to the stage, approached the microphone and calmly asked: ‘Who wants to jump?’ Everyone did. The band moved effortlessly from high-energy indie pop to more spaced-out folk – the musical equivalent of a cool winter breeze. But Marry kept the energy going, dancing across the stage. When he wasn’t playing guitar, he stood at his keyboard, swaying with the rest of us and nodding

musicians. The trip made the foursome re-evaluate their work and has had a huge impact on their music. This became evident when two of the musicians they met while making an EP in Ghana joined them on stage halfway through their set to play percussion, adding another layer to the show and underlining their west African influences. François & The Atlas Mountains are a highly original band – but they are not as well known as they deserve to be and seeing them play a live show highlighted that for me. I’ve never felt more relaxed at a gig and The Arches was a perfectly intimate setting for one of the highlights of this annual international folk festival. Stephen Fleming

Mercury’s rising for plucky Nick

Saturday, April 11 Sub Rosa, Sub Club, TBC; Hot Mess, The Poetry Club, 10pm, £6; Ultra Violet, The Garage, 6pm, TBC Sunday, April 12 LAWLESS, The Shimmy Club, 10pm, £3 Disco Badger, Bamboo, 10pm, free

contentedly. After brilliant support from Edinburgh indie-rock band Kid Canaveral, the band brought a relaxed and confident stage presence to their excellent chilledout songs. Les Plus Beaux, which translates as ‘the most beautiful’, from their third album E Volo Love, was a particular highlight. Marry was born in France but raised in Bristol and the band’s lyrics flit between French, English and a mixture of both. But it didn’t matter whether the audience could understand all the words or not – the meaning of the songs somehow transcended spoken language. The band, who are based mainly in France these days, travelled to Africa in 2013, performing in Ethiopia, Burkina Faso, Senegal and Benin and meeting local

Travelling well: Singer Nick Mulvey

NICK MULVEY’S unorthodox guitar playing and offbeat tones and rhythms have travelled well. He is touring the UK following his Mercury Prize nomination and his guitar picking technique, which adds a Spanish flavour to his sound, is going down a storm. The lead track on his EP Fever To The Form, released in 2013, had a persistent, lilting groove and was

backed by a handful of intriguing songs that evoked the sounds of Nick Drake, John Martyn and The Beta Band. Over the summer last year, he played Glastonbury, the Cambridge Folk Festival, Latitude, the Belladrum Festival in Inverness and put on three sold-out EP launch shows in London. His four shows in March will include Glasgow Old Fruitmarket, where he plays on March 24.

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March 2015 Our comprehensive guide to entertainment in Glasgow. If you have an event you would like included, please email us at whatson@unipaper.co.uk

pick of the month COMEDY THE man who made a career out of telling people how he’d fix ‘broken Britain’ while holding a pint in his hand is challenging another fella who’s been doing exactly the same for a seat in parliament. You couldn’t make it up. With a possible career in politics on the horizon, Pub Landlord Al Murray could be forgiven for leaving the jokes to someone else. But his One Man, One Guvnor tour has been bringing blokey, ‘guvnor-ment’ solutions to the country’s ills in a fashion that is everything Russell Brand isn’t. Murray will appear at the Kings Theatre on March 22. Aynsleigh Hollywood

THEATRE ORIGINAL Victorian Gothic horror comes to life with critically acclaimed play The Woman In Black. Prepare for a chilling night of theatrical suspense as the show celebrates

comes to the O2 ABC Glasgow, in Sauchiehall Street, on March 21. Doors open at 7pm with tickets at £15.18, plus booking fee. Jessica Syposz

its 25th year since the adaptation of Susan Hill’s original novel. It tells the story of a solicitor who attends the funeral of a reclusive widow where he sees the eponymous Woman In Black. While clearing out the widow’s effects, he is subjected to a series of chilling visits by the spectre. Catch it at the Theatre Royal from April 20 to 25. Cavelle Simpson

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MUSIC MULTI-instrumentalist Kiesza blends house, dance, hip-hop and pop with a big dose of ‘90s nostalgia. She broke through with No.1 hit Hideaway last year, while her album, Sound Of A Woman, which earned critical acclaim for its mix of grunge, rock and folk influences in addition to her usual dance style, made it into the top 40. She describes her style as ‘steam-pop’ – a blend of bold, boisterous

Rag-amuffin: Rory Graham, aka Rag ‘N’ Bone Man, will bring his eclectic style to Glasgow music and the occasional tongue-in-cheek lyric. The Canadian has covered Haddaway’s 1993 dance anthem What is Love?

but started her career as a folk singer before going more up-tempo. If her Capital FM Summertime Ball

performance is anything to go by, fans will be in for a treat. Expect soaring vocals and dance beats galore when she

IT’S rare for someone to come along with a sound that successfully combines the best of different genres. Rag ‘N’ Bone Man – aka Rory Graham – is that rare artist. The singer, who is normally a resident vocalist with the Rum Committee collective, mixes the hip-hop of Young Fathers with the R‘n’B of Bobby Womack. He has already received rave reviews for his first solo track, Wolves, and recently revealed the video for new single Hell Yeah. The London-based singer, who has been prolific on the underground scene, will play six dates across the nation. He hits Broadcast in Glasgow on Saturday, March 21. Stephen Fleming

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I’m diving a little deeper... I’m a little darker

Experimental: B.Traits is pushing her musical boundaries

Brianna Price, aka B.Traits, 28, was a regular on Canada’s rave scene at the tender age of 14. She and MORGAN HINTON chat musical influences and the UK’s drug problem

INCE moving to the UK, what have you found to be best and worst about the rave scene? The rave scene here is incredible – unlike anywhere else in the world. Even just the sound of the style of music stands out to me – it’s the main reason why I didn’t move to the US instead. The worst? Probably similar to my documentary How Safe Are My Drugs? I feel like the authorities are

not doing enough to create safer raving environments. Have you found the drug problem in the UK more prominent than Canada? Yes, particularly with legal highs. They scare me most as they are so unpredictable and there’s no history to tell us what the side-effects could be. What is your favourite non-electronic musical act? I listen to a lot of rap, like Pusha T and Kendrick Lamar. But then, I have a massive

love for Alabama Shakes! What can we expect from you musically this year? I’m not exactly sure myself! I’ve gone into the studio with the idea to only create and experiment. It’s been really interesting – for the first time

in my life, I believe I really know what my sound is. What kind of listening experience does your Friday night slot on Radio 1 offer? I represent new talent for the underground dance scene. After Annie Mac and

Pete Tong, my show takes you a little deeper, a little darker. Since coming to the UK, who has had the most impact on your music? Probably Shy FX, as he’s stuck with me since the beginning. I remember the

first time I played him my more experimental stuff, I was convinced he’d hate it. But he didn’t – he loved it and pushed me to dive deeper. B.Traits plays Manchester’s Sankeys on March 21 as part of its 20th anniversary.

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theBEAT The ‘people’s tenor’ prefers tennis and his Xbox to plugging in the headphones Love your music? So do we! Tune in here for all the latest interviews, previews and reviews

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OU’VE had five top ten studio albums and worked with artists from Pavarotti to Shaun Ryder – but what music inspires you? You’ll probably be surprised by this, but when I’m going about my daily business I actually don’t listen to much music. I try to avoid it. I’m already in the industry and music is my life, so when I don’t have to listen to it, it’s like, ‘aww, bliss’. When I do I listen to music, it’s artists like the Black Eyed Peas or James Brown. When I’m touring, I’ll refresh my memory by listening to recordings of the tenor singing repertoire that I do – listen to the different inflections they use. We hear Katherine Jenkins refuses to speak the day before a performance. How do you look after your voice? Well – Jacuzzis, lots of booze… no, I’m just joking – that’s a normal night! Your voice can be a bit of a pain in the a**e sometimes. If you are a guitar player and the strings start to wear out you can simply replace them, whereas it’s not so simple to repair your voice. When I first starting singing as a young chap, I used to go watch Manchester United and if something happened I’d be shouting from the stands, but I can’t do that anymore. What collaborations will stick in your mind for years to come? Of course it has to be my performance with Luciano Pavarotti. He was amazing and totally lived up to his diva reputation. One of the most amazing days I’ve had was when we did a concert in

Tour: Cook PICTURE: FUTURE MUSIC

Singer Russell Watson tells REBECCA THOMAS about his battle with cancer, strange rehearsals with Charlotte Church and Pavarotti and being made to rock by Meat Loaf Hyde Park where I was told I would be performing in front of 75,000 people. Charlotte Church was also performing alongside Pavarotti and we were waiting what felt like forever to rehearse with him. We walked into the rehearsal room, where he was sat on this long arm chair. He put his hands together as if he was going to say a prayer and then took a massive inhalation of air before pointing to Charlotte and saying (cue dodgy Italian accent) ‘When I point to you, you sing’ and looks at me and says the same thing and then goes: ‘End of rehearsal’ – and that was it. That was the rehearsal! We got outside and Charlotte looked at me and went: ‘What the f**k was that all about?’ Another amazing person I performed with had to be Meat Loaf up in New York. I ended up in fact singing Bat Out Of Hell with him, which was incredible. We were in rehearsal once and he asked me: ‘Are you ready to rock?’ and me, being the typical English boy, said: ‘Yes, I am.’ He replied: ‘No, I said… ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?’ and he wouldn’t let us continue until I screamed out ‘Yes!’ It was surreal. You found out your brain tumour had returned while you were recording your 2007 album Outside In. Has anything positive come out of your illness? The first one was bad enough. I had that operated on and thought it was gone but 12 months later it wanted to do a comeback tour. I

basically ended up back in hospital and was very poorly for a long period of time. You can look back at instances like that and think I was very unlucky to get that and ‘why me?’ but these things happen and it’s how you deal with them that is crucial. An illness like that stays with you. Before I was constantly planning, whereas now my philosophy is live for the day. What has been your biggest achievement so far? Overcoming the illness and coming through the other side – being able to sustain my career through it all. My career highlight is definitely performing for Pope John Paul II at the Vatican. He passed away not long after. What advice would you give to an aspiring singer? There are four things I feel are important if you want to pursue a career in singing. No.1 is always confidence – it’s is a crucial part of the make-up of a singer. But the biggest factor of all for any new artist starting out in the business is to have a plan, a good business accruement and to have a good team of people who you can trust. On your upcoming tour, you’ll be playing at your birthplace, Salford. Is there anywhere else on the tour you’re particularly fond of? I’m actually a big fan of Wales and so was my gran, she always used to take us on day trips there. As a child, it was the one of the only places I really visited outside of Manchester, as we couldn’t

Tough industry: Watson will wait before making another album

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afford to go away abroad or anything, so I spent most of my time holidaying in Wales as a child. What do you do to relax between gigs? I like to exercise a lot. My favourite thing to do at the moment is play tennis. I’m

playing about four times a week. I love my physical fitness, including boxing. My biggest form of escapism, though, is my Xbox One – quite sad for a man of my age (48). Do you have plans for a new record soon?

The music industry is tough. It got to the point when I was getting fed up and it almost felt like a factory churning out song after song, so I’m waiting until I’m ready to produce something that I believe in before I release anything else.

A long way from the gutter but dreaming of stars FATBOY SLIM has made some pretty extreme venues his own, from a igloo to the Great Wall of China. Over the past 19 years the DJ, real name Norman Cook, has produced some of the biggest dance anthems to date and sold 8million albums. But with an international tour coming up, he is showing no signs of slowing down. Reflecting on his rise to DJ stardom, he says: ‘I

remember the first time I heard one of my tunes on the John Peel show. It felt like the pinnacle of everything I ever wanted to do. Over the years, all these things ascend, from hearing your music being played on the jukebox at the Queen Vic to ending up at the Olympic Games closing ceremony. Every time you think you have reached a pinnacle, you find another.’ Now 51, Cook

lives with wife Zoe Ball and their two children in East Sussex. He says he would do it all again, but has one regret. ‘I never had my photo taken with Madonna,’ he says. ‘We met the first time she came to England and shared a dressing room. It was the time she had the string vest, you know, classic Madonna.’ But that’s far from his only celebrity run-in. ‘The weirdest thing to

happen to me while DJing was Kevin Spacey coming up to me heavily disguised at Glastonbury. We had a chat right in the middle of a set and nobody else realised. I can’t even remember what we chatted about. It was Glastonbury; everything was a bit of a blur. No-one else will ever know if it really happened.’ Fatboy Slim plays Common People in Southampton on May 23.

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How to be chic at a snip

EING a student means learning many new skills – not least the art of budgeting. But despite being able to get by on £10 of food a week, some of us find it harder to rein in the spending when it comes to keeping up with the latest trends. So, how can you be fashionable while sticking to a student budget? Go for investment buys. This does not mean blowing your entire loan on one Michael Kors bag – it’s about being clever with your spending and splurging on key pieces that will last, rather than the buying expensive ‘on-trend’ items that will soon look dated. A good pair of jeans or a quality coat can be investment buys – just keep them simple and classic. Don’t go mad at the sales – just because individual pieces

are cheap it does not mean the cost won’t add up. Most shops list sale items online before they appear in store, so make a list of what you want before you go bargain hunting. Embrace recycling. Many people think charity shops are just full of old people’s clothes but among the knitted tank tops and pleated woollen skirts, you can find some real bargains. I recently picked up a Topshop skirt for £4 while it was still being sold new for £26. Many stores offer multibuys on things like socks and underwear which can be great – as long as they actually save you a reasonable amount of money. But beware – anything less than a £1 saving is a bit pointless, unless you really need to stock up. Finally, don’t forget to wave that NUS card. Many high

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Bargain buys: English students Beckey Bulman (left) and Ally Head model charity shop finds PICTURES: DAISY HOLDEN street chains offer a discount of ten per cent or more on full-price items. Daisy Holden

WE all know it does cheap food – but now supermarket chain Lidl is branching out into the world of lingerie too. For £7.98, you can now pick up a matching set of lacy underwear similar to the one pictured while you shop for your groceries. There are bras and knickers for £3.99 and a silky wrap will set you back less than a fiver. The supermarket not only offers a no-frills approach to frilly undies – it has also launched a fashion range. But will it be enough to tear us away from our beloved highstreet brands? Aliya Hussain

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Get screws in a spin to bust out of the prison

ANCY yourself as the next Michael Scofield or Andy Dufresne? Well, with Team17’s The Escapists, you can test yourself against the system without going through all the hassle of committing a crime. The indie puzzle game, released last month on PC and Xbox One, uses the film and TV cliché of breaking out of prison but puts you in control of the story. Developer Chris Davis told the University Paper: ‘I’ve always been a fan of prison films – Prison Break and The Shawshank Redemption – but there have not really been that many games that take place inside. ‘So, I thought maybe this will be good – the big build-up and the suspense.’

The game lets you go through day-to-day prison life – including meals, workout time, roll call and even jobs such as laundry duty – so as not to arouse the guards’ suspicion, all the while coming up with an escape plan. Want to beat a guard to death with a soap bar in a sock? You can do that. Want to dig a tunnel underneath the prison? You can do that, too. There are no instruction manuals or tooltips – how you escape is left entirely up to you. Chris said: ‘The games I grew up with when I was younger, from the 16-bit era – they never had these handholding aspects and I guess that’s what I’m used to. ‘I remember when I used to

Bloodborne, March 24 SEARCH for answers in the creepy streets of Yharnam – an ancient city hit by a gruesome plague. Fight off the violent, deranged mobs and nightmarish creatures that lurk around every corner using weapons such as guns and saw cleavers. Players can also use holy chalices to gain entrance to a network of vast underground ruins filled with traps, beasts and rewards. The game will be coming exclusively to PS4 from Dark Souls developer FromSoftware. Jake Clothier Dark Souls II, April 7

Hell in a cell: The Escapists on PC (£12.99) or Xbox One (£14.99) achieve something in a game back then, I felt a sense of accomplishment that I don’t feel you get these days with games, because everything is sort of way-pointed.’ Alex Jolly

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THE innovative fantasy series returns, remastered and reimagined, in Dark Souls II: Scholar Of The First Sin. The next-gen and PC re-release comes with a new playable character and enemy placements, which will change the way levels are handled. There are also new items

out soon available, including the ‘agape ring’, which absorbs souls collected from online kills. The developers have also enhanced the graphics and increased the player count in online play. Ben Chuter Mortal Kombat X, April 14 WE all know the format by now – two players fight against each other using an array of attacks, special moves and brutal fatalities. So, what’s different about Mortal Kombat’s latest offering? Well, new ‘living towers’ game mode allows players to fight to the death in everchanging conditions, forcing gamers to adapt their technique. Four new characters have also been added to the roster, while all the old favourites have been brought back, bringing the number of playable characters up to 24. Matt Bullin

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The quick quip comedy It’s war: Shailene Woodley takes the fight to the elite in Insurgent

The Divergent Series: Insurgent THE latest film in the series based on Veronica Roth’s best-selling science fiction trilogy sees Shailene Woodley’s character Beatrice ‘Tris’ Prior go to war against the leader of the corrupt elite, Kate Winslet’s Jeanine, while Theo James plays love interest Four. Tris and Four must search for allies and unlock the answers to seemingly impossible questions. The film is set to be released on March 20 and is yet to be rated. Daniel Williams Furious 7 FASTEN your seatbelts for the latest lap of the Fast And Furious circuit. The franchise was rocked last year by the death of Paul Walker, who played Brian O’Conner, in a car crash – but the latest instalment was finished after his brothers Caleb and Cody stepped in to help. In a strange twist, the film sees Ian Shaw, played by Jason Statham, seek revenge for the death of his brother at the hands of a rival crew. The film is due for release on April 10. Zahra Faqir Child 44 ANOTHER Tom Hardy film, another accent.

After sporting a southern drawl in Lawless, going Welsh for Locke and using a somewhat unplaceable tongue as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, the Londoner goes Russian to play Leo Demidov. The secret policeman is troubled by the mysterious deaths of boys in this thriller, based on the 2014 novel. Joel Kinnaman, Noomi Rapace and Gary Oldman also star. Out April 17. Seamus Mcginley-Hughes Avengers: Age Of Ultron IRON Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye are back – and this time they’re joined by X-Men twins Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen. The peacekeeping tool Ultron, created by Tony Stark – aka Ironman – backfires when it decides the human race must be wiped out and the heroes unite to stop it. Out April 23. Zahra Faqir

app. Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) kills herself after finding someone has posted a drunken video of her online, before one of her ‘friends’ sets out for revenge via Skype and the dead girl’s Facebook account. Due to be released May 1. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

told us we needed to bury it in a time capsule so that nobody would ever find it.’ Determined not to bin the project, McDermott, who started making films when he was given a video camera aged 14, cut a three-minute trailer from the pilot footage, which got 25,000 hits online. It attracted the attention of Comedy Central, which funded the team and now hosts the series on its website. McDermott (pictured second from right with fellow cast members Zoe Lister, Adam Brown and Brian Capron) also stars in the series, filmed in Salford, Manchester. It is aimed at people watching on their mobiles while travelling to and

from work and uni. ‘We had to learn how to be really serious writers,’ said McDermott. ‘We had to deliver these episodes that were really halfan-hour’s worth each and put them into eight minutes – and that was a challenge.’ An added pressure has been filming each episode in a day. ‘Nobody does that,’ said McDermott. ‘It was like a military operation to get it all done but at the same time we were literally having the best time – we became a big family.’ To anyone hoping to film their own comedy series, he said: ‘Know exactly what you are and exactly what you want to be.’ See Staff Room at www. comedycentral. co.uk. Christina Sims

The Salt Of The Earth THIS documentary sees Juliano Salgado follow in his famous father Sebastião’s footsteps, as he uses images to tell the photographer’s life story. His father, now in his 70s, has witnessed the major conflicts, mass exoduses and human tragedies of the late 20th century, and this film calls on the viewer to think about what the human race does to the planet. Due for general release on July 3. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

Unfriended A MIX of horror classics Carrie and I Know What You Did Last Summer, this film, directed by Levan Gabriadze, uses social media to make you think twice about opening that Facebook

TAFF Room has trodden the rocky path from disastrous pilot to internet hit. The comedy series is squeezed into eight-minute episodes that follow two teacher friends as they skip classes, nurse hangovers and discuss everything but work. Its co-writer, Ryan McDermott, collected ideas while working in schools and teamed up with old friend Adam Brown to create it. But the pair failed to get funding for their first pilot. ‘Nobody wanted to make it, which is usually a sign not to do it,’ McDermott admitted. ‘So we said, “OK, we’ll make a pilot of this ourselves”.’ They raised just over £1,000 on crowdfunding website Kickstarter. ‘It wasn’t a lot of money but it was enough to get us going,’ said McDermott. ‘But then the pilot was a disaster. My agent

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pepper. Scrunch together well with hands 3. Divide into 24 small balls. Put them on a plate and coat with olive oil 4. Heat a large frying pan on a medium heat and add two tbsp olive oil. Stir in the onion until softened and colouring. Then add the other clove of garlic and the chilli. When they colour, add several large basil leaves, tomatoes and balsamic vinegar. Bring to the boil, season to taste and leave to simmer 5. Heat another large frying pan on a high heat and add two tbsp oil. Cook the meatballs for eight to ten minutes, frequently turning them until golden brown. Check they are cooked by making sure there is no sign of pink inside. Once cooked, add to the tomato sauce and your choice of pasta Jes Needham-Bennet

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onion (finely chopped), two large cloves garlic (crushed), half a red chilli (finely sliced), two cans of chopped tomatoes, one tbsp balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper

Method: 1. Put crackers and one clove of garlic in a large bowl with oregano, rosemary, thyme, mince and mustard 2. Crack an egg into the mix and season with salt and

Ingredients: 500g minced beef, one onion (diced), three mixed small peppers (diced), one small red chilli pepper (diced), one clove garlic (crushed), one tsp cumin, one

tsp coriander, ground black pepper to taste, two tbsp vegetable oil, two avocados, four burger buns, cheddar cheese (sliced), hot sauce Method: 1. Mix the mince, onion, peppers, chilli pepper, garlic, cumin, coriander, and black pepper in a large bowl. Knead with hands until all the vegetables and seasonings are incorporated into the beef 2. Separate the mixtures into four even pieces and roll each into a ball. Put on a plate, pressing on each with palm to flatten. Leave in the fridge for at least 15 minutes 3. Heat two tbsp of vegetable oil in a pan over high heat. When oil begins to shimmer, add patties to the pan. Cook for two to three minutes on each side 4. Remove patties from the heat and place on kitchen roll to remove excess oil. Transfer to buns 5. Halve the avocados and remove pits. Use a fork to crush half of the flesh while still in the skin, then transfer to the burger, using half an avocado for each burger 6. Top with hot sauce and sliced cheese Blythe Lewis

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O... Student Finance doesn’t cover the summer. How have I only just found this out and what am I meant to do?! Pia, Bristol Your final instalment will be slightly higher to account for the summer; however, you still have five months to get through between April and September. So, start applying for summer jobs now – and we aren’t talking about shelf-stacking. Go to Glastonbury with DC Site Services or head down under with Get Australia. If you want to stay closer to home, how about becoming a mentor with The Challenge or even staying in halls? Most universities open them up as hotels during the summer and need all the hands they can get.

FTER Easter I have just two months left at university... need I say more. Tom, Preston If there is one thing worse than the dissertation, it is the constant ‘so, what are you going to do when you finish university?’ – and this is before you’ve even got through finals. But, having said that, you need to start looking at graduate schemes and postgraduate bursaries now, or maybe even the possibility of extending your tenancy just a month or two longer to avoid a bout of graduation blues. Graduating can be just as good as freshers was those three short years ago... but only if you have a game plan.

INCE when did Viagra become the one? Even my girlfriend is keen to try it out but I don’t see

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was originally intended. Much like poppers, Viagra has strayed into the recreational category. However, if you take it without prescription or purchase it online, you are

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Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? If you need advice, email our agony aunt on askalice@unipaper.co.uk

Looking for a date? Try this cheeky app Founder and director of CheekyBoo Ben Mitchell, 30, used to work at Barclays before an idea came to him about simplifying the online dating process. Thus, almost two years ago, the idea for the app was born. AYNSLEIGH HOLLYWOOD asks him whether we are losing the art of meeting Mr or Miss Right in the real world

VERYTHING happens online now. Do you think that enhances or diminishes real-life interactions? It’s just the way of the world. It’s the reason for CheekyBoo and other likeminded apps – people don’t have time to go out and meet people as much as they used to. It’s handy to meet online and it’s only going to increase as technology advances. Do you have any personal online dating experience? I’ve been on dating sites in the past and I think CheekyBoo was born from the fact that I didn’t like what I saw. I wanted to strip out what I considered as gimmicks and simplify the process of online dating.

Where did the idea come from? Just being out and about and thinking about new ways of meeting and interacting with people, rather than having to go through the awkward ice-breaker. What work goes in to making an app of this sort? I had to come up with design images to show how I wanted the app to look. You also have to do what’s called wire frames to design the actual pages themselves and work out how one page feeds into another page. If you were explaining CheekyBoo to someone who hadn’t used it, what would you say to convert them? I’d say the biggest selling

Date night: CheekyBoo and, inset, founder Ben Mitchell (left) point is its simplicity. There is no matching of databases behind CheekyBoo. There is no Facebook account needed so it is a standalone app. With so many other dating apps, how do you stand out?

The fact that it is localised and the radar cannot be restricted or expanded – it is set to ten miles. We match people depending on whether you like their pictures or whether you like their bio. You only upload

nine photos and the bio is 140 characters. Where do you see both the company and yourself in ten years’ time? I would hope CheekyBoo would go global with millions of users worldwide.

Coming out can still be a concern I WOULD never tell you I’m gay unless you asked me. In fact, I’m not even 100 per cent sure – but I can say I’m probably more gay than I am bi. The thing is, you don’t just come out of your teenage years ‘knowing’ –you come out in stages. From there, you could say I’m coming out daily to people who are yet to ‘know’ me. I have to trust someone before I tell them. Safety is always my biggest concern in terms of what could happen if I show my affection to someone of the same gender. You shouldn’t have to care what other people think – but, unfortunately, people resort to extreme measures of showing their disapproval. Bobby Atkinson

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Home or away? It’s up to you

IVING at home while studying certainly has its benefits. But will you be missing out on the full university experience? There’s no right or wrong answer, so check out our pros and cons to help you decide. Advantages of living at home 1. Lower costs – You will probably not be paying for rent, bills, food and other expenditures, so that gives you a little bit more spending money. 2. Good grub – If you aren’t much of a chef, home-cooked

meals are a luxury that you won’t have to give up. It’s much easier to concentrate after a good meal rather than beans on toast. 3. Peace and quiet – Unless your parents are party animals, it is unlikely that you will be woken up at 3am with a fire alarm going off or hearing drunk people in the street when you have a 9am lecture the next day. Disadvantages of living at home 1. Distance learning – Travelling can be a pain and could stop you from going

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Train in vain: Commuting to uni can make you late thanks to delays to lectures. If a seminar is cancelled or plans are changed at the last minute, it can also be tough to change your schedule. 2. Social cost – It can be hard to maintain friendships. By living at home, you are excluded from the student lifestyle, so trying to meet up with mates

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outside of the university day can be a bit tricky – and getting home after a night out can be a total pain. 3. Over-reliance on parents – University is not all about your degree... learning life lessons is just as important. Without having your parents to rely on, you

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quickly learn how to look after yourself. 4. Missing out – Being on campus is a great way to get involved in other university activities. From pop-up shops to job fairs, the campus has it all and you will probably miss out if you are stuck in the house. Daisy Holden

GOOD neighbours can become good friends. So don’t ruin it by making their lives a misery. Here are a few tips to maintaining a good relationship with those who live next to you. 1. Be considerate – Just because you enjoy singing along to loud music at 4.30am doesn’t mean your sleepy neighbours will. 2. Get to know them – A family with young children is likely to need peace at night, while if you live next to other students they will probably be more understanding. 3. Be friendly – A little kindness goes a long way, so offer to sign for parcels or even invite them round for a barbecue and drinks. Laura Harcombe

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How to find the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

Ratting to ratings... Owen Dixon, who founded website Rate My Roof to identify good and bad student landlords, tells LUCY ROGERS how it all sprang from a run-in with a rodent

OR students across the country, the spring term is dominated by the scramble to secure a home for the following year. But, in the rush to get somewhere with the right number of rooms, in a location that won’t mean an hour-long bus ride to lectures, many end up living in crumby conditions. This is a problem business graduate Owen Dixon is aiming to tackle. The 22-year-old set up Rate My Roof, a website that lets students review private accommodation, after a run-in with a rodent during his time at Durham University. ‘One time my housemate had to hit a rat with an umbrella in the living room,’

he said. ‘I was frustrated at all the bad student houses. I wanted to make the market fairer and put the power back into student hands.’ Tenants can add properties to the website, listing whether utilities such as wifi or bills are included and giving their own comments, as well as a star rating. In the interests of fairness, the site also has a section that allows landlords to respond. And, since setting it up, Owen has heard from students with even worse experiences than his rat battle. One, from the University of Leicester, described how a tree blocked the entrance to his home. He claimed he also had to report the property to environmental health over a

faulty air filtering unit, as well as serious damp and mould issues. But Rate My Roof is more than just a collection of horror stories. One student describes their home in Bristol as a ‘lovely, quirky flat in an ideal location for Clifton Triangle and the

university’, while another writes: ‘Any problems we have had have been sorted straight away with the landlord.’ Despite facing problems with the original web developers when he started the site in 2014, Owen – who deferred his masters for a year to work on it – sees it

going from strength to strength. ‘I aim to have thousands of reviews from students all over the country, so that people are aware of what they are getting for what is one of their largest financial commitments at university,’ he added.

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The best, the worst and the down-to-earth of being at university

Must-haves to make life a little bit easier For some, it is a well-stocked food cupboard – for others, a comfy bed and their favourite stuffed toy from home... We ask what one item you need to survive life at university

PHONE: ‘It’s my alarm for early lectures – and my distraction when I really don’t want to be in those lectures.’ Jack, first-year history University of Leicester student A memory stick: ‘After losing a memory stick, I realised my life was over. Nothing backed up anywhere. I even contemplated moving out I was so devastated.’ Paul, third-year computer science University of Leicester student Caffeine: ‘If I didn’t have caffeine, I would never finish my deadlines. In the week leading up to a deadline, I can drink a six-pack of energy drinks a day – not that I would recommend it!’ Katie, thirdyear pharmacy student at De Montfort University A microwave: ‘I tell my parents I cook all the time but sometimes I just want a cheap lasagne or something I can cook in under ten minutes.’ Eloise, second-year business management student at De Montfort University A bottle opener. ‘The most annoying thing is taking beer to a house party and not being able to find a bottle opener. I chipped my tooth in first year trying to do it with my teeth – it is a bad idea.’ Amy, second-year mathematics student at De Montfort University A dishwasher: ‘It saves time, effort and keeps the kitchen tidy – no arguments about washing up.’ Alex Jubb, University of Birmingham The clothes horse: ‘Simple, cheap and effective.’ AB Netflix: ‘Great when you have done all your work and

exams are months away.’ AB Local off-licence: ‘Out of alcohol? Pop to the shops – problem solved.’ AB A greasy spoon: ‘Essential to help defeat the dreaded hangover.’ AB A multi-tool: ‘From the emergency bottle opener to the emergency furniture fixer – it has it all.’ James Williams, University of Liverpool A multi-coloured pen: ‘Great for defining different notes and colour-coding your planner.’ JW A voice recorder: ‘Attend a lecture and fall asleep? Now you still have the notes.’ JW A tablet: ‘They’re more portable than laptops and just as handy.’ JW A flask: ‘For the emergency hangover coffee and the get-me-through-this-essay friend.’ JW Tupperware: ‘Leftovers survive better in Tupperware than squeezed onto a plate and badly balanced in the fridge. Take lunch with you into uni – it is so much quicker and cheaper.’ Jes Needham-Bennett, University of Manchester Alarm clock: ‘Get an alarm clock – a loud one. Alarms on phones and watches can be unreliable, so it’s nice to have a back-up.’ JNB Berocca/Lemsip: ‘Berocca to make hangovers in 9am seminars more bearable, Lemsip for freshers flu.’ JNB Blankets: ‘Heating a house through winter is expensive. Throw some cheap blankets on your bed instead.’ JNB Deodorant: ‘When you’ve overslept after a party or from

Indispensable: (clockwise from top right) The stress can be taken out of university life with the help of a clothes horse, an off-licence, Netflix, a flask and a phone workload-induced exhaustion and don’t have time to shower before lectures, invest in industrial-strength deodorant.’ JNB First aid kit: ‘You never know when disaster will strike, so it’s handy to have a first aid kit on hand. Include things like paracetamol and don’t forget the usual bandages and plasters.’ Daniel Williams, Swansea University

Quick-fix food: ‘Good examples are Pot Noodles or instant soups, which can help you when time is of the essence or you just want a break from cooking.’ DW Emergency money: ‘Try to keep some money aside for times of crisis. Even if you keep a fiver stuffed in a longlost part of your wallet or in the back of a drawer, you can always make sure you have

enough for a taxi or some emergency food.’ DW Memories: ‘Bring plenty of photographs of family and friends to keep yourself from becoming too homesick. Maybe even bring your favourite teddy bear from your childhood, or anything that you think will help you get through those long terms without seeing anyone from back home.’ DW

Take a Time Out or Boost your studies over Easter? EASTER’S here and it’s time to relax and indulge in chocolatey goodness – but the break does mean the final deadlines of the semester are looming. With this in mind, it’s natural to assume your

university commitments will have to take some sort of priority over the holiday period. But there is no reason you can’t have a good time and get your work done, too. Spend the first week

chilling and put work to the back of your mind. Let yourself unwind and you’ll feel ready when the time comes to start your studies again. Use the next couple of weeks to knuckle down

but don’t forget to give yourself a break. Limit work time so you don’t stress out and make sure to see your friends – it is your holiday and you deserve it. Kelly Smith

Where do you fit into the uni family?

YOUR housemates are your surrogate family, and although at times they make you want to pull your hair out, you couldn’t survive without them. Everyone has their role in the house – so check out our guide to the university family and see where you and your friends fit in... The mummy: Normally found cooking, gathering mould in her bed and singing Taylor Swift at the top of her voice when the rest of the house is hungover. Quick to disapprove but always there when you need her. The dad: Handy with a tool kit and happy to help out – not great on the dance floor though. The twins: They could have been separated at birth. They are scarily similar and have the same sense of humour. The noise levels shoot up when these two go on a night out. Younger sibling: Wants to be the centre of attention and can annoy the house a lot. Makes a lot of noise when they don’t get their own way. Crazy aunt: Always ready to party and gives good advice when you need it most. Charity case: You’re not too sure where they came from but, after a few nights out in first year, they seem to have stuck around and become a permanent fixture on the sofa. Quiet cousin: The one you’ll find in the uni library at 9am. They are timid and dedicated to their course but can help out when you are struggling with your coursework. The pet: The most demanding of your housemates. Who said it was a good idea to get a pet? They moult, scratch the sofas and climb the curtains. Lauren Knight

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Making a splash: Victorious UWE swimmers, left, and trampoliners Megan Comber, Charlotte Plummer, Maddy Perkin and Lucy Theobald from Bristol PICTURES: TWITTER Top spot: Birmingham’s Imran Rahman wins 60m gold, while Elliot DowsunHurley (Leeds Beckett) gets silver and Daniel Obeng (Loughborough) bronze

Golden moments: (l-r) Sheffield Hallam’s Karla Drew claims gold for 60m women’s hurdles, David King of Bath wins the men’s and Sheffield University graduate Jessica Ennis-Hill, who trains in the city, pops in

6,000 sporting stars race for the podium LIAM O’NEILL NEARLY 6,000 of the finest university athletes descended on Sheffield to take part in the BUCS Nationals last month. Students competed on the track, in the pool and even on the climbing wall to win medals for their teams. Loughborough University were crowned overall champions, winning 57 medals over the weekend of February

20 to 22. The first day saw a photo finish in the men’s 60m. University of Birmingham’s Imran Rahman won gold with 6.79secs, while Elliot Dowson-Hurley of Leeds Beckett took silver in 6.82secs. Sheffield Hallam University’s Karla Drew won the 60m hurdles in 8.38secs, while David King, from the University of Bath, won the men’s. On the Saturday, Hallam’s Rebecca Turner edged ahead of Bath’s Anne Bochman to

take the women’s open 200m freestyle, with Hallam’s Ellie Faulkner claiming third place. In the men’s climbing, local rivals Hallam and the University of Sheffield both finished with a team score of 669. Hallam claimed gold by having a higher-placed individual. The final day saw Leeds Beckett taking gold in the men’s 4x200m, with Loughborough winning the women’s. Loughborough were the overall team champions on

the track in both the men’s and women’s events. Cardiff Met came second in both and Birmingham third. But the weekend wasn’t all serious, with the mascots lining up for a mixed 200m race. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Panther Pete from Brighton claimed gold with a time of 30.88secs, while last-placed Klein the Penguin from Durham waddled home in 65.35secs.

Hang tough: University of Sheffield and British climber Michaela Tracy on her way to victory

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Konkel fights to save Scots in Six Nations JOHN SHAW NUMBER 8 Jade Konkel has been battling to rescue a torrid start to Scotland Women’s Six Nations campaign. The Glasgow Caledonian University student started all three of the Scots’ opening games but could not help her side to victory. The tournament got off to a bad start, with a 42-0 loss against reigning champions France. A number of changes were made in their second match but it did not make much difference, with Wales claiming a 39-3 win at the Broadwood Stadium. In the third match, Italy scored five tries on their way to a 31-8 win. Scotland face Ireland in the final match of the tournament. Konkel trialled for Scottish Rugby’s senior regional development squad but was immediately selected for the Scotland Women’s Under-20 squad in 2011/12, turning out for the fixture against Hartpury College. The social work student

Try time: Jade Konkel touches down in Scotland’s third Six Nations match against Italy made her Scotland debut off the bench in the Six Nations match against England in February 2013 at Esher, Sur-

rey. With her club, Hillhead Jordanhill, she won the league and cup double in 2013. Konkel has also played bas-

ketball for Highland Bears and had two season in the national league. She has also represented

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Scotland in athletics for the army cadets and has a black belt in the martial art goshin ryu kempo.

Tigers roar into the final Unbeaten volleyball team thanks to dominant win have eyes on the double GLASGOW University Tigers are through to the North Divisional Cup final after beating Aberystwyth Tarannau 35-12. The Tigers dominated the opening stages of the match, picking up three touchdowns, all of which were converted before Tarannau scored their first TD to make the score 21-6 at half-time. Two more for the home side brought the score to 35-6, ending

Aberystwyth’s chances of progressing. The game ended with a consolation TD for the visitors. The Tigers tweeted: ‘Congratulations @Tarannau on a great session and a well-played game. They’ll certainly be in the playoffs again soon.’ Glasgow made it through their league campaign undefeated, winning all seven of their matches. They held off the University of Sunderland, who came second with 12 points.

The women’s volleyball first team at Glasgow Caledonian University are looking at a league and cup double after making the final of the Scottish Conference Cup. GCU shut out the University of St Andrews in a 3-0 win in the cup semi-final. They will play in the final on March 25. The GCU team posted on their

Facebook group: ‘3-0 win against St Andrews, cup final here we come!!’ They had already wrapped up the Scottish 2A division title, going the whole season unbeaten, three points ahead of Edinburgh Napier University in second place and six points ahead of Abertay I in third. Jenny Monaghan

Chelsea star goes back to campus FORMER footballer Pat Nevin retraced his life at Glasgow Caledonian University for BBC’s The One Show. He studied for a degree in commerce at one of GCU’s founding institutions, the Glasgow College of Technology, from 1981, before leaving to pursue a career in football. He enjoyed 19 years playing the sport, turning out for clubs including Chelsea, Everton, Clyde and Motherwell. He also won 28 caps for Scotland. Nevin’s fight against racism and sectarianism in football started as a student when he was involved in the antiapartheid campaign.

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