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Student activists turn on ‘divisive’ George over demo EDWARD JONES

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ACTIVISTS staging a countermarch against a German far-right group snubbed controversial MP George Galloway, saying he was not welcome to join them. They spoke out after the Respect Party MP announced plans to join their demonstration against ‘anti-Islamisation’ group Pegida as it prepared to march through Newcastle. But anti-fascist protesters rejected his support, saying they did not want to be associated with him. Northumbria University student Gary Spedding and women’s of�icer Lizi Gray signed an open letter ahead of the march saying Mr Galloway’s presence would be ‘problematic’. They said his past comments on the Israel–Palestine con�lict, as well as his reference to the rape claims against Julian Assange as ‘bad sexual etiquette’, would be

divisive. Of his comments on Assange, they wrote: ‘This is not acceptable rhetoric within the anti-fascist movement.’ The letter went on: ‘Whilst we appreciate organisers have made it clear they are aware his politics are not agreeable with everybody who will be in attendance, we do believe there are vital aspects which have been overlooked.’ The letter was also signed by Labour supporters Christina and Dougald Mueller-Stewert and Anthony Silkoff. Mr Galloway accused his critics of undermining the stand against the far-right group. ‘I’m extremely disappointed that two individuals with their own agenda, in a highly defamatory letter, over which I am taking action, are effectively undermining the opposition to Pegida,’ he told the Newcastle Chronicle. An estimated 2,000 people

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Charity climber tackles a Kil-ler A NORTHUMBRIA University student has set her sights on conquering the highest mountain in Africa. Amy Harrison-Wright, a second-year law and international business student, will tackle Kilimanjaro in the summer with ten others to raise cash for the COCO charity. She said: ‘It will take six days to climb the mountain but it’s not the trek that’s hard, it’s the adjusting to the altitude that’s the killer. ‘Climbing the mountain will be a challenge but it’s something different to the average beach holiday! ‘I’m really excited but nervous at the same time. ‘On the down side, I won’t be able to shower for six days.’ She will have to complete a weekend of training to prepare herself for the harsh terrains she will be facing for a good cause. She added: ‘The money raised helps the east African schools become sustainable.’ Elle Conway

EDWARD JONES MODEL student Amy Hudson is within sight of a catwalk crown... now, she just has to learn to walk properly. The �irst year at Northumbria University beat 4,000 competitors for her place in the UK’s Top Model �inal and is gearing up to face 18 other hopefuls to claim the top spot. Amy, who is the only �inalist from the the north-east, said: ‘I am very nervous. It’s all happening so soon. ‘I still need to �ind my self-styled out�it and desperately need to practise my walk. It sounds so ridiculous but it’s true.’ The �irst-year psychology student, from Darlington, �irst got into modelling on her gap year in Chile. She said: ‘Modelling is a very hard industry to be involved in. Understanding your own �laws and working to be comfortable with yourself is de�initely important and something that I have worked very hard on in the past. ‘Modelling isn’t about being pretty – it’s about con�idence in front of the camera’ Amy will be competing in the editorial category but is also hoping to win Top Model’s charity vote award for the model who raises the most money for charity. So far she has raised about £150 for Children With Cancer UK. The grand �inals take place in London over the weekend of March 13 to 14.

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Renting in the north is going to cost you... JOHN SHAW STUDENTS in the north are being hit in the pocket for rent as they bear the brunt of the nation’s housing divide. Seven of the top ten worst affected cities were in the north, where students pay a premium over the low cost of other properties in the area. None of the top ten were in the south, where student accommodation is relatively cheap compared with other properties. Loughborough students were worst off, paying 36.08 per cent more than

the average rate. Students in Reading had the best deal, shelling out 39.15 per cent less than the average, according to the StuRents �igures. Co-founder Tom Walker said: ‘Clearly, value is relative, so comparing inter-city student rental prices purely on an absolute basis is perhaps a little one-dimensional.’ The analysis of 25,572 student properties in 51 cities also revealed that the cities where students paid the highest premiums were among the cheaper places to live in. The average overall price in

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Galloway ‘was not welcome’ from p1 demonstrated against Pegida on February 28. The rally was co-ordinated by Newcastle Unites, which lists trade unions, faith groups and comedian Russell Brand among its supporters. Pegida said it chose Newcastle for its first UK march as it had a following there – but UK spokesman Matthew Pope resigned ahead of the demo. Northumbria students had a mixed reaction. One, who did not want to be named, said: ‘I think Pegida have the right to demonstrate their beliefs’, adding: ‘I won’t be attending.’ Northumbria did not respond when approached by TUP.

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Super-scope to study Sun EXPERTS from Northumbria University are helping to build the world’s most powerful telescope. Northumbria’s solar physics research group will help develop software for the £220million technology, to be known as DKIST (Daniel K Inouye Solar Telescope). The super-telescope will be placed on Haleakala mountain in Hawaii and used to pick out unprecedented detail on the surface of the Sun – the

equivalent of being able to examine a £1 coin from a distance of 100km. Project lead at Northumbria Dr Richard Morton said: ‘DKIST is an exciting project that will revolutionise our understanding of the Sun and how it influences our lives.’ The team will be joined by experts from seven other UK universities to complete the project. Kelly Smith

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New London campus plan is a capital idea HENRIETTA PAINTER AMBITIOUS plans to open a Newcastle University campus in London have been welcomed by students. The new branch, which will open in September, will provide full- and part-time undergraduate and postgraduate programmes, with an initial focus on business studies. London-based Bruno Mckay, a third-year Newcastle international business and Spanish student, said: ‘I feel that a London campus will give so many more students who can’t afford to live away from home the chance to study. ‘If I could have stayed at home but still had Newcastle University lecturers, then I definitely would have chosen that option.’ The Middlesex Street campus will have two large lecture theatres, 25 teaching and seminar rooms, a student resources and library room, a café and office space. Support staff, including a dedicated student well-being adviser, will also be based in London. It will also provide remote access to

New Magna Carta mission LAW students from Northumbria University visited Westminster to talk about the possibility of a new Magna Carta. They met members of the political and constitutional reform select committee to discuss whether the UK needs a written constitution. The students, who are all members of Northumbria Law School’s Student Law Think Tank, were welcomed by Graham Allen MP.

Prize poets to grace festival TWO T S Eliot Prize winners have been confirmed to appear at the first Newcastle Poetry Festival. Sean O’Brien will launch his new collection, The Beautiful Librarians, while George Szirtes will be doing a reading. The festival, organised by Newcastle University’s Centre for Literary Arts, takes place from March 19 to 21. All events are free and will take place at Northern Stage.

the university’s award-winning Robinson Library in Newcastle. Felicity Souter, a third-year fine art student from Oxford, added: ‘I think that a campus in London for Newcastle University is a fantastic idea. ‘If I’d have had the opportunity from first year to study in London I would have jumped at it. ‘As I live in Oxford at home, London would have been a really easy commute – but still with the same level of teaching from Newcastle lecturers.’ Prof Chris Brink, vice-chancellor at Newcastle University, said: ‘We are always looking for ways to enhance the educational experience we offer and to provide different opportunities for our students, staff and partners. ‘This exciting development will complement our international profile, including our medical campus in Malaysia, NUMed, and partnership with the Institute of Technology in Singapore. ‘Having a base in one of the most influential cities in the world will help reinforce Newcastle University’s reputation for innovation and academic excellence.’

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NEWCASTLE University student Giles Ross is sacrificing his eyebrows in aid of charity. The sociology student, who is raising cash for Build Africa, will shave his legs when donations reach £500, his head at £750 and his eyebrows at £1,000. ‘Shaving my eyebrows when

I’ve got internships coming up this summer won’t be ideal but the cause is worth it,’ Ross said. ‘My housemates can’t wait to get the razors out but they’ve all been so supportive.’ The money will be put towards building libraries in Uganda for school children. Henrietta Painter

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Well, these girls can Ad aims to shake up views on doing exercise NORA SELMANI IF you’ve turned on the TV lately, you may have noticed a load of sweaty women working out. But rather than airbrushed, toned types with thigh gaps, this lot look pretty normal, wobbly bits and all. That’s because they are part of This Girl Can – a campaign aimed at breaking down the barriers that stop women getting involved in sport and �itness. Adverts and a YouTube video show all sorts of women exercising to the soundtrack of Missy Elliott’s Get Ur Freak On. The �ilm was created by Sport England after it found just eight per cent of women and girls aged 14 to 40 did regular exercise, It said fear of being judged on their appearance, ability and weight was stopping women and girls from getting active. The campaign has been taken up eagerly on campuses across the country. Emily Cole, a secondyear English student at the University of Bristol, is right behind the campaign, saying she hoped it would help stop women feeling unwelcome at uni sports facilities. ‘In a society where I often feel intimidated at the university gym and where Setting the pace: London student Grace, 22, who was ﬁlmed climbing a hill on one of her regular bike rides for the video

Aspire to perspire: Victoria, a 29-year-old children’s nurse, appears at a spinning class in a shot aimed at making sweating acceptable the simple exercise of squatting has now become something so sexualised I daren’t do it in front of people, this campaign struck a chord with me,’ she said. ‘When I �irst saw the campaign advertised before a YouTube video, I had to stop and re-watch it. ‘Finally, after so many “new year, new me” magazine covers and gym wear advertised on incredible models, someone understood that it all comes down to being healthy and, most importantly, having fun. ‘Many girls I know forget that exercising isn’t just to get a “bikini bod”. I think this is only the beginning of a wider movement to encourage girls

that yes, we can go to the gym, sweat it out, have our wobbly bits on show and embrace the strength and beauty of our bodies. ‘I’m thankful that it’s �inally being addressed.’ Sinead O’Grady, who recently graduated with a business management and information systems degree from Swansea University, said she hoped the campaign would build on the work of women’s sports teams. ‘It is essential for bringing the issues that surround women in sports to the forefront of university policies,’ she said. ‘Swansea University has some incredibly talented female

players and teams, so it is not discrediting what they already have but encouraging others to be inspired and get involved.’ But Stuart Wilkinson, a lecturer in sports coaching at the University of Central Lancashire, said it was a problem that many of the women pictured in the campaign were still slim and conventionally attractive. ‘It hasn’t considered how such symbolism might have the opposite effect to what was intended – normalising the slender body, accentuating the desirable and undesirable,’ he added. ‘Unfortunately, while brave and bold, it will for these reasons come under scrutiny.’

what they say ‘This is a brilliant campaign. It sends a message to the nation that deﬁes the assumptions about being feminine. I would love to know how impactful it will be in future.’ Jasmine Pokuaa, vice-president for health and social care, University of Salford

‘Netball is extremely important to girls as it not only helps us physically but both socially and mentally also. It gives me structure in my daily life, helps with my ﬁtness and it’s something I love.’ Sam O’Connor, netballer, Northumbria University

‘This Girl Can is a really inspirational campaign and has used targeted messages that I think other women in sport campaigns have failed to address; it’s not about the way you look when you exercise, it’s about the way you feel.’ Alyx Murray-Jackman, sport development of�icer, University of Bristol

‘Most girls on our team have never touched a rugby ball before they come to uni, so playing a male-dominated sport is taking girls out of their comfort zone.’ Megan May Stammers, women’s rugby union social secretary, University of Liverpool

‘Being a woman in tennis has never stopped me from being my best. Mixed doubles shows our potential. I love playing against people who challenge me and, at times, it’s the women who do more.’ Sophie Brazell, tennis team captain, Cardiff University

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The hunt for the one true hipster JOE EVANS COOL, ladies and gentlemen, is no longer cool. The hipster trend has become something of an epidemic. Now, bespectacled men in cardigans and Zooey Deschanel lookalikes roam our streets. Hating Coldplay but adoring Bob Dylan, loving coffee but scof�ing at anything nonorganic, they have conquered whole portions of our cities. Bookshops and vinyl outlets have been colonised. Love or loathe the trend, it appears to be �lourishing. But, like punk before it, hipsterism, so to speak, is deeply

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�lawed. There is nothing a hipster hates more than the label. ‘I’m no hipster,’ they shriek. ‘So what if I love the works of Jack Kerouac and Bret Easton Ellis?’ The individualism that

de�ines the movement is the thorn in its side. Now let’s take a glimpse into the dystopian future I envisage. Brothers turn against brothers, girlfriends against boyfriends, in the name of �inding the one true original hipster. Their hair will get messier and the clothes more and more ill-�itting in the name of becoming the one true individual. The coffee shops will turn to slaughter houses as the �ight for non-conformity spirals out of control. Then Shoreditch, Digbeth and the Northern Quarter will fall silent as the hipster trend �inally breathes its last.

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talkingPOINTS TASTY PROSPECT: University students are like caterpillars. After we gobble up GSCEs and A levels, we get an appetite for degrees. We are cocooned for three years until we transform into beautiful butterﬂies and land graduate jobs. But in an increasingly competitive market, chancellor George Osborne wants to make it easier for us to stay cocooned. He has proposed a new postgrad loan of up to £10,000 to beneﬁt an intended 40,000 students. As someone who worked through both masters degrees, I applaud this idea. It would make the lives of working class students much easier Thomas Dowling

STRIKE A BALANCE: News that size 24, 5ft 5in model Tess Holliday had won a professional contract was met with a mix of triumph and outrage. Holliday’s unapologetic bikini-clad poses have won her a strong Instagram following and she should be commended for challenging the way unhealthy size zero ﬁgures are promoted in the modelling industry. However, her success does pose a question: is the promotion of an exceedingly overweight woman the right type of replacement role model? We need a middle ground Ellie Connell

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UNFAIR STEREOTYPES: As far as the media is concerned, us students should either be fun, carefree and innovative, or sheep following the system. Films like American Pie and Bad Neighbours are fun but show us drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and barely doing what we’re supposed to be doing – studying. Yes, we do like to go out and have fun – who doesn’t? But this distorted perception in ﬁlm blows it completely out of proportion. We need to be taken more seriously in the media Emma Adams

DIVERSITY LACKING: Because the curriculum is heavily based on white culture, certain students from ethnic backgrounds are at risk of under-achievement. These students learn nothing about the role their culture plays in the world they live in but are taught that civilisation and knowledge are the product of white predecessors. Ensuring education is racially inclusive and gives an unbiased representation of ethnic minorities is not only essential to achieve equality but also quality – the history, culture and literature of non-whites cannot be accurately represented by white people alone. Students from ethnic backgrounds cannot be taught material that only talks about their culture in a direct comparison with Western culture, in a way that shows it to be relatively subordinate. It is imperative that contemporary literature taught to young people reﬂects the multicultural society we live in Yashi Banymadhub

MATTER OF OPINION: When you have thousands of young, opinionated students on campus, claims of censorship are bound to pop up. Students should, of course, have the right to express all manner of opinions – but perhaps not those that are detrimental to others. The prohibition of material such as that from extremist groups could be perceived as patronising. While the right to express individual opinions is paramount, it is also vital that everyone feels they have the opportunity to do so without being harassed Beth Sexton

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LIT US BE: Dear students of the UK: When you ask us to explain our literature degrees, we prepare for questions that will make us want to blind ourselves with our Biros. Here are just a few examples: ‘So you want to be a teacher?’ Because that’s our only prospect – never mind media, PR or business. ‘It’s a pretty easy degree, right?’ Contrary to the myth that all we do is sip lattes and partake in an unrequited love affair with Mr Darcy, it’s actually a pretty tough subject. Unless you consider being assigned novels, poems and Foucault’s History Of Sexuality in the same week easy. ‘Why not maths or engineering?’ We don’t question your love for equations of a Tolstoy-esque length, so don’t knock our book fetish Ellie Tindsley

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NO CONFIDENCE: ‘Political apathy’ has been a buzz phrase during the run-up to this year’s election, describing a conscious lack of engagement with democracy, including the decision not to vote. Its most famous proponent, Russell Brand, has called for revolution. With students bearing the brunt of many cuts imposed by the current government, it’s easy to sympathise. But apathy highlights a problem without offering a solution. The revolution Brand describes is an event, not an outcome. Wherever you stand, it’s worth registering to vote before the April 20 deadline. It’s always nice to have the option Lindsey Coombs

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I regret lecturer sex for cider bet JOSIE WALKER

Grey area: Powerful men, such as Christian in Fifty Shades Of Grey, might seem attractive – but reality might not live up to the mental image

WALKING into my first lecture of my first year, I thought I had hit the jackpot. A young, good-looking guy stood at the front of the hall, wearing a close-fitting suit. All the girls around me excitedly whispered to each other that this gorgeous man would be teaching us for the next 12 weeks. As time progressed, my fascination became stronger and, by reading week, I realised I could not recall a thing that had been said in any of the five lectures. The only notes I had taken was on the first day, where I had written the title and his name, dotting the ‘i’s with hearts like a lovesick primary school pupil. My preparation for lectures

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was not completing seminar tasks or preliminary reading but, instead, making sure my hair was perfectly curled, my top enhanced my best assets and my skirt showed just enough leg to be suggestive but not slutty. In lectures, note-taking was shelved in favour of hair-flipping, pen-chewing and short, seductive glances. By this time, my friends had cottoned on and they made me a bet. If I got a snog, they would each buy me a pint of my favourite cider. Getting a snog AND free booze – what girl could refuse? So, in week nine, I made my way to his office in an outfit so tight I worried that if I ate anything I would burst out. Once there, I cut to the chase. Instead of sitting across

from him, I slid my chair next to his so he could ‘explain’ the problem I had brought to him. When in place, I leaned in close, breaking the distance barrier that kept our relationship professional. He noticed – and it didn’t take long for him to give me what I wanted. It was at that moment I realised my mistake. It felt the same as when my dog licks my face. I felt a trickle of something wet run down my chin and recoiled – but he got up to lock the door, and I knew what was about to happen. But, even though I was repulsed by his kiss, morbid curiosity got the better of me and I wanted to know what it would be like to go all the way. So I did. He wriggled around on top of me like an excited puppy,

arms flailing and not knowing where to put (or what to do with) his hands. My bum was numb from being squashed on to the solid wood desk and my legs dangled awkwardly off the side. When it was over (which didn’t take long), he rolled off me and sat in his chair, panting, leaving me sitting on the desk completely naked and questioning what I had just done. It felt like the worst mistake of my life, and in that moment I wished I could go back in time and take it back. I felt dirty and guilty, swearing I would never agree to a bet with my friends again. The one perk is that I got very drunk that night. But the worst part? I found out he’s my lecturer next year, too...

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HAT started out as a story of modern-day romance turned into a strange and twisted tale of deception and heartbreak. Photographer Nev (pronounced Neev) Schulman fell in love with Megan after talking online. However, after she avoided meeting up, he did some digging and discovered Megan didn’t exist. She was, in fact, the invention of a manipulative housewife called Angela. Nev had been cat�ished. His story was turned into a documentary – something he is unsure about to this day. ‘If I had been asked at the beginning if I would like to make a documentary about my life that would end up in movie theatres and exposing this embarrassing period in my life, I don’t know what I would have said. I can’t say I would have said yes or no. It happened by accident,’ he says. Then, after it aired, others started to turn to him for help. He explains: ‘People started emailing me saying: “Can you help me? I haven’t talked to anybody about this but I saw your story and now I feel like I’m not crazy and not alone.” ‘Very quickly, it became apparent to us that what we thought was an odd experience was much more common than we would have ever expected. ‘We wanted to continue the conversation – and a TV show

The Catﬁsh host chats to JOSHUA EVANS about being manipulated by strangers, seeing your life turned into a TV show and getting back on the dating scene... was the best way to do that.’ That TV show became Cat�ish, which sees the 30-year-old weed out other web tricksters. So, which one was the worst? ‘The person I found the hardest to stomach was Kidd Cole, the one who pretended to be a producer and a recording artist,’ Nev says. ‘He was manipulating people for huge monetary purposes without remorse – it was just for fun. ‘He was trying to prove something to the people who never thought he’d amount to anything by taking advantage. When we confronted him, he was so cocky – that was why I threw his phone into the river.’ Nev shares the screen with friend and cameraman Max Joseph and claims it’s their relationship that keeps the show from getting too heavy. ‘He is so straight up with me,’ Nev says. ‘There are very few people who can really say anything to me and be totally honest, and Max is one of them. We give each other advice – he helps me and I help him. When we’re not �ilming, we’re usually so busy doing other things, we don’t spend a lot of time together.’ The pair are often lied to by the fraudsters in the show. How does that feel? ‘I think people forget Max and I are people,’ Nev adds. ‘We’re

not trying to win people over, we’re just trying to tell good stories and I think people forget that. They just see us as cardboard cut-outs. ‘So, it does take its toll – but I mostly enjoy it.’ And what about the rumours of a UK version of the show? ‘We’ve been talking about it,’ he says. ‘There was a time when we were very close to putting together a pilot. I was very excited – but for now it’s all on hold. I would love to come over as it’s fun to go to places I’ve never been and have people recognise me. Sometimes it’s weird and I don’t like it but it’s mostly fun and pretty wild.’ Now the pair are �ilming series four, Nev is ready to get back on the dating scene. ‘It’s been a while since I was really dating. I recently broke up with a long-term girlfriend,’ he explains. ‘I’m just starting to reconsider how I want to re-emerge and put myself back into the single world.’ So, any dating advice for us? ‘It’s important to be straight up with people and tell them how you feel even if you are unclear about what you want,’ he says. ‘As soon as you open that door for an honest exchange with someone, it just makes it nicer to be around them.’

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HENRIETTA PAINTER and DAISY VICKERS meet McBusted’s Harry Judd to talk tattoos, piercings and fans’ dirty underwear...

HE McBusted boys have been on the road since the early noughties – �irst in McFly and Busted and later as the supergroup. Now, even though some members are married and have kids, they still have their moments of madness. ‘We play piercing and tattoo roulette,’ drummer Harry says. ‘And I’ve only gone and lost – so I need to get my nipple pierced.’ Why do they do it? He has no idea – they just do. ‘The only rule is that whatever tattoo you get has to be s**t,’ he laughs. ‘Tom’s got McBusted tattooed on his foot, so that’s pretty s**t for him.’ The two groups united in 2013, bringing the six mates together. Harry says: ‘We were all such good friends beforehand anyway, so touring is fun. ‘Tom, Matt and myself are the most sensitive guys from the group. Dougie and James

M.E.A.T. and greet: McBusted’s (l-r) Dougie, Tom, Matt, James, Danny and Harry head out on their UK tour this month are completely different personalities but it just works – we’re all a bit more mature and wiser now. ‘Things have calmed down a lot now from our previous days. We spend a lot of time at the gym while we’re touring and I’m into golf. ‘We would never have done this for the sake of it – we did it because it was right for us, and it’s worked out.’ The supergroup are on the road again for their Most Excellent Adventure

Tour, entertaining fans with McBusted tracks, as well as hits by the original bands. ‘The fans always want to hear the old songs and we still want to play them,’ he says. ‘We’ve got a lot of new fans but we still attract the crazy ones. They do a lot of unprincipled things.’ Like what? Girls breaking into their house or sending them dirty underwear in the post, apparently. ‘Sometimes the mums are worse than the daughters,’

Harry laughs. ‘It’s great – we absolutely love it.’ The tour, which stops in Newcastle on March 16, is packed with ’80s references and the sci-�i memorabilia that the band are known for. ‘Tom and Dougie are responsible for all of the alien shenanigans but our style is from all of us,’ he adds. ‘Newcastle is such a great city to be in and the Quayside is perfect – now we’ve calmed down a bit, we love being down by the river.’ McBusted

will also support One Direction on their upcoming Australian tour. Harry says: ‘Niall and Louis used to love coming to the McFly and Busted shows when they were younger – us guys were their �irst gigs. We’d never compare ourselves to One Direction, they’re a global success – but it’s nice to see that they’ve followed their dreams from listening to us.’  McBusted play Metro Radio Arena on March 16.

My university attendance has taken a battering HOW did the band start? We’ve been mates for years – some of us even went to the same �irst school. We were originally in two separate bands, myself and Joe (guitarist) in one, Gaz (bassist) and Wrighty (drums) in the other. We formed in sixth form and got going once our A-levels were out the way. Who or what in�luences the music you make? Bands such as Foals and Little Comets in�luence us most. We’ve seen them both live and followed their

Matthew Varty of Lisbon chats to ELLIE EDWARDS about balancing band life with university, their greatest achievements and how they all started out... work for years. Seeing Little Comets play the O2 Academy over �ive years ago actually inspired us to become artists – and now we’re supporting them at the Academy, which is a little mental. Is music a hobby or something you want to pursue as a career? Practising and gigging was always just a laugh until we wrote our debut single, Blue

Love. After the reception we received,we decided to have a pop at making a career out of it. We haven’t looked back since. Unfortunately, my uni attendance has taken a battering. What’s been your greatest achievement as a band so far? Selling out the O2 Academy – that was pretty magical.  Lisbon hit Think Tank, Digital, on March 30.

Classmates: Lisbon formed while in sixth form together

LAUNCHING their new single, In Control, The Hazels played a stage-shaking set at Think Tank. Leading with a heavy track, the Newcastle-based indie rockers played a medley of new and old songs. One fan got so excited he jumped up on to the stage and screamed excitedly into the mic: ‘Oh my god, I’m in The Hazels’... before being swiftly booted off by singer and guitarist James Gibbons. In Control was the biggest hit of the night and left everyone humming the unfairly catchy opening riff. Hugo Winey

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Flamin’ hell... Rock returns

Slipknot, Metro Radio Arena

SLIPKNOT returned to Newcastle for the �irst time in seven years as part of their Prepare For Hell tour. The US rockers allowed their fans to release their inner chaos that had built up over that time when they hit the Metro Radio Arena. Their stage presence was spectacular, while giant �lames around the stage added to the atmosphere. Edward Jones

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pick of the month MUSIC PUNK rockers Stiff Little Fingers fought against the establishment during the height of The Troubles in Belfast. Along with bands like The Clash, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks and The Stranglers, they helped to spearhead the punk rock movement of the ‘70s. Initially writing about their lives growing up in Northern Ireland, they shifted to a more pop sound in the ‘80s, alienating some of their followers. Now, the rockers are striking a balance of old and new and will hit Newcastle’s O2 Academy, on March 13. Tickets cost £20. John Shaw

THEATRE THE story of Macbeth has been twisted and revised in hundreds of ways – so what more can be brought to the table? Theatre company Filter,

foursome will play Think Tank, in the Bio Science Centre Times Square on Scotswood Road, on March 7. Tickets start from £9.

who have already performed A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Twelfth Night, reimagine Shakespeare’s classic tale of ambition, power, witchcraft and sanity with innovative music and sound. Watch out for the three weird sisters who operate a strange collection of electronic apparatus that Macbeth is invited to play on. It runs at the Northern Stage from March 10 to 14, with tickets starting at £12. Kier Lockyer-Webb

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MUSIC ANGLO-Aussie quartet Sunset Sons, pipped as one of the breakthrough acts of the year, were hatched in a pub in the south of France. Drummer Jed and singer Rory bonded over a mutual love of surfing and beers in a moment Jed calls ‘fate’. The pair then brought in bassist Pete and guitarist Robin to complete the line-up.

Life’s a beach: Sunset Sons (l-r) Jed, Rory, Pete and Rob formed after meeting in a bar Together, the foursome cut their teeth playing riotous rock‘n’roll shows to a rowdy snowboarding crowd in the French Alps. They are now set to release The Fall Line

EP on Polydor on March 8, as well as an album later on in the year. The EP offers up four examples of what fans can expect from the band, from stomping rocker

Medicine to sun-drenched reflection Movie Scene. The release coincides with the boys’ upcoming UK tour, which will take in eight cities during the first half of March. The

ELECTRONIC duo Dusky kicked off the solo leg of their The Trip tour with a three-hour set at Digital. Individually known as Alfie Granger-Howell and Nick Harriman, the Londonbased pair were joined by support acts Marc Roberts (who played until 1am), Robson & Burn and 1,400 eager clubbers ready to dance. The event was one of the busiest that the club had seen in a while – possibly down to the snowstorm outside – but more likely because of the DJs blasting out their massive tunes such as Nobody Else and YooHoo. At 4am, they wrapped up the night with their remix to Justin Martin’s Don’t Go, which sounded faultless on Digital’s Funktion One dance speakers and ended the night on a perfect note. Liam Parsons

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Experimental: B.Traits is pushing her musical boundaries

Brianna Price, aka B.Traits, 28, was a regular on Canada’s rave scene at the tender age of 14. She and MORGAN HINTON chat musical influences and the UK’s drug problem

INCE moving to the UK, what have you found to be best and worst about the rave scene? The rave scene here is incredible – unlike anywhere else in the world. Even just the sound of the style of music stands out to me – it’s the main reason why I didn’t move to the US instead. The worst? Probably similar to my documentary How Safe Are My Drugs? I feel like the authorities are

not doing enough to create safer raving environments. Have you found the drug problem in the UK more prominent than Canada? Yes, particularly with legal highs. They scare me most as they are so unpredictable and there’s no history to tell us what the side-effects could be. What is your favourite non-electronic musical act? I listen to a lot of rap, like Pusha T and Kendrick Lamar. But then, I have a massive

love for Alabama Shakes! What can we expect from you musically this year? I’m not exactly sure myself! I’ve gone into the studio with the idea to only create and experiment. It’s been really interesting – for the first time

in my life, I believe I really know what my sound is. What kind of listening experience does your Friday night slot on Radio 1 offer? I represent new talent for the underground dance scene. After Annie Mac and

Pete Tong, my show takes you a little deeper, a little darker. Since coming to the UK, who has had the most impact on your music? Probably Shy FX, as he’s stuck with me since the beginning. I remember the

first time I played him my more experimental stuff, I was convinced he’d hate it. But he didn’t – he loved it and pushed me to dive deeper. B.Traits plays Manchester’s Sankeys on March 21 as part of its 20th anniversary.

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OU’VE had �ive top ten studio albums and worked with artists from Pavarotti to Shaun Ryder – but what music inspires you? You’ll probably be surprised by this, but when I’m going about my daily business I actually don’t listen to much music. I try to avoid it. I’m already in the industry and music is my life, so when I don’t have to listen to it, it’s like, ‘aww, bliss’. When I do I listen to music, it’s artists like the Black Eyed Peas or James Brown. When I’m touring, I’ll refresh my memory by listening to recordings of the tenor singing repertoire that I do – listen to the different in�lections they use. We hear Katherine Jenkins refuses to speak the day before a performance. How do you look after your voice? Well – Jacuzzis, lots of booze… no, I’m just joking – that’s a normal night! Your voice can be a bit of a pain in the a**e sometimes. If you are a guitar player and the strings start to wear out you can simply replace them, whereas it’s not so simple to repair your voice. When I �irst starting singing as a young chap, I used to go watch Manchester United and if something happened I’d be shouting from the stands, but I can’t do that anymore. What collaborations will stick in your mind for years to come? Of course it has to be my performance with Luciano Pavarotti. He was amazing and totally lived up to his diva reputation. One of the most amazing days I’ve had was when we did a concert in

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Singer Russell Watson tells REBECCA THOMAS about his battle with cancer, strange rehearsals with Charlotte Church and Pavarotti and being made to rock by Meat Loaf Hyde Park where I was told I would be performing in front of 75,000 people. Charlotte Church was also performing alongside Pavarotti and we were waiting what felt like forever to rehearse with him. We walked into the rehearsal room, where he was sat on this long arm chair. He put his hands together as if he was going to say a prayer and then took a massive inhalation of air before pointing to Charlotte and saying (cue dodgy Italian accent) ‘When I point to you, you sing’ and looks at me and says the same thing and then goes: ‘End of rehearsal’ – and that was it. That was the rehearsal! We got outside and Charlotte looked at me and went: ‘What the f**k was that all about?’ Another amazing person I performed with had to be Meat Loaf up in New York. I ended up in fact singing Bat Out Of Hell with him, which was incredible. We were in rehearsal once and he asked me: ‘Are you ready to rock?’ and me, being the typical English boy, said: ‘Yes, I am.’ He replied: ‘No, I said… ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?’ and he wouldn’t let us continue until I screamed out ‘Yes!’ It was surreal. You found out your brain tumour had returned while you were recording your 2007 album Outside In. Has anything positive come out of your illness? The �irst one was bad enough. I had that operated on and thought it was gone but 12 months later it wanted to do a comeback tour. I

basically ended up back in hospital and was very poorly for a long period of time. You can look back at instances like that and think I was very unlucky to get that and ‘why me?’ but these things happen and it’s how you deal with them that is crucial. An illness like that stays with you. Before I was constantly planning, whereas now my philosophy is live for the day. What has been your biggest achievement so far? Overcoming the illness and coming through the other side – being able to sustain my career through it all. My career highlight is de�initely performing for Pope John Paul II at the Vatican. He passed away not long after. What advice would you give to an aspiring singer? There are four things I feel are important if you want to pursue a career in singing. No.1 is always con�idence – it’s is a crucial part of the make-up of a singer. But the biggest factor of all for any new artist starting out in the business is to have a plan, a good business accruement and to have a good team of people who you can trust. On your upcoming tour, you’ll be playing at your birthplace, Salford. Is there anywhere else on the tour you’re particularly fond of? I’m actually a big fan of Wales and so was my gran, she always used to take us on day trips there. As a child, it was the one of the only places I really visited outside of Manchester, as we couldn’t

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afford to go away abroad or anything, so I spent most of my time holidaying in Wales as a child. What do you do to relax between gigs? I like to exercise a lot. My favourite thing to do at the moment is play tennis. I’m

playing about four times a week. I love my physical �itness, including boxing. My biggest form of escapism, though, is my Xbox One – quite sad for a man of my age (48). Do you have plans for a new record soon?

The music industry is tough. It got to the point when I was getting fed up and it almost felt like a factory churning out song after song, so I’m waiting until I’m ready to produce something that I believe in before I release anything else.

A long way from the gutter but dreaming of stars FATBOY SLIM has made some pretty extreme venues his own, from a igloo to the Great Wall of China. Over the past 19 years the DJ, real name Norman Cook, has produced some of the biggest dance anthems to date and sold 8million albums. But with an international tour coming up, he is showing no signs of slowing down. Reﬂecting on his rise to DJ stardom, he says: ‘I

remember the ﬁrst time I heard one of my tunes on the John Peel show. It felt like the pinnacle of everything I ever wanted to do. Over the years, all these things ascend, from hearing your music being played on the jukebox at the Queen Vic to ending up at the Olympic Games closing ceremony. Every time you think you have reached a pinnacle, you ﬁnd another.’ Now 51, Cook

lives with wife Zoe Ball and their two children in East Sussex. He says he would do it all again, but has one regret. ‘I never had my photo taken with Madonna,’ he says. ‘We met the ﬁrst time she came to England and shared a dressing room. It was the time she had the string vest, you know, classic Madonna.’ But that’s far from his only celebrity run-in. ‘The weirdest thing to

happen to me while DJing was Kevin Spacey coming up to me heavily disguised at Glastonbury. We had a chat right in the middle of a set and nobody else realised. I can’t even remember what we chatted about. It was Glastonbury; everything was a bit of a blur. No-one else will ever know if it really happened.’ Fatboy Slim plays Common People in Southampton on May 23.

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EING a student means learning many new skills – not least the art of budgeting. But despite being able to get by on £10 of food a week, some of us �ind it harder to rein in the spending when it comes to keeping up with the latest trends. So, how can you be fashionable while sticking to a student budget? Go for investment buys. This does not mean blowing your entire loan on one Michael Kors bag – it’s about being clever with your spending and splurging on key pieces that will last, rather than the buying expensive ‘on-trend’ items that will soon look dated. A good pair of jeans or a quality coat can be investment buys – just keep them simple and classic. Don’t go mad at the sales – just because individual pieces

are cheap does not mean the cost won’t add up. Most shops list sale items online before they appear in store, so make a list of what you want before you go bargain hunting. Embrace recycling. Many people think charity shops are just full of old people’s clothes but among the knitted tank tops and pleated woollen skirts, you can �ind some real bargains. I recently picked up a Topshop skirt for £4 while it was still being sold new for £26. Many stores offer multibuys on things like socks and underwear which can be great – as long as they actually save you a reasonable amount of money. But beware – anything less than a £1 saving is a bit pointless, unless you really need to stock up. Finally, don’t forget to wave that NUS card. Many high

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Bargain buys: English students Beckey Bulman (left) and Ally Head model charity shop ﬁnds PICTURES: DAISY HOLDEN street chains offer a discount of ten per cent or more on full-price items. Daisy Holden

WE all know it does cheap food – but now supermarket chain Lidl is branching out into the world of lingerie too. For £7.98, you can now pick up a matching set of lacy underwear similar to the one pictured while you shop for your groceries. There are bras and knickers for £3.99 and a silky wrap will set you back less than a ﬁver. The supermarket not only offers a no-frills approach to frilly undies – it has also launched a fashion range. But will it be enough to tear us away from our beloved highstreet brands? Aliya Hussain

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Get screws in a spin to bust out of the prison

ANCY yourself as the next Michael Sco�ield or Andy Dufresne? Well, with Team17’s The Escapists, you can test yourself against the system without going through all the hassle of committing a crime. The indie puzzle game, released last month on PC and Xbox One, uses the �ilm and TV cliché of breaking out of prison but puts you in control of the story. Developer Chris Davis told the University Paper: ‘I’ve always been a fan of prison �ilms – Prison Break and The Shawshank Redemption – but there have not really been that many games that take place inside. ‘So, I thought maybe this will be good – the big build-up and the suspense.’

The game lets you go through day-to-day prison life – including meals, workout time, roll call and even jobs such as laundry duty – so as not to arouse the guards’ suspicion, all the while coming up with an escape plan. Want to beat a guard to death with a soap bar in a sock? You can do that. Want to dig a tunnel underneath the prison? You can do that, too. There are no instruction manuals or tooltips – how you escape is left entirely up to you. Chris said: ‘The games I grew up with when I was younger, from the 16-bit era – they never had these handholding aspects and I guess that’s what I’m used to. ‘I remember when I used to

Bloodborne, March 24 SEARCH for answers in the creepy streets of Yharnam – an ancient city hit by a gruesome plague. Fight off the violent, deranged mobs and nightmarish creatures that lurk around every corner using weapons such as guns and saw cleavers. Players can also use holy chalices to gain entrance to a network of vast underground ruins ﬁlled with traps, beasts and rewards. The game will be coming exclusively to PS4 from Dark Souls developer FromSoftware. Jake Clothier Dark Souls II, April 7

Hell in a cell: The Escapists on PC (£12.99) or Xbox One (£14.99) achieve something in a game back then, I felt a sense of accomplishment that I don’t feel you get these days with games, because everything is sort of way-pointed.’ Alex Jolly

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THE innovative fantasy series returns, remastered and reimagined, in Dark Souls II: Scholar Of The First Sin. The next-gen and PC re-release comes with a new playable character and enemy placements, which will change the way levels are handled. There are also new items

out soon available, including the ‘agape ring’, which absorbs souls collected from online kills. The developers have also enhanced the graphics and increased the player count in online play. Ben Chuter Mortal Kombat X, April 14 WE all know the format by now – two players ﬁght against each other using an array of attacks, special moves and brutal fatalities. So, what’s different about Mortal Kombat’s latest offering? Well, new ‘living towers’ game mode allows players to ﬁght to the death in everchanging conditions, forcing gamers to adapt their technique. Four new characters have also been added to the roster, while all the old favourites have been brought back, bringing the number of playable characters up to 24. Matt Bullin

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The quick quip comedy It’s war: Shailene Woodley takes the ﬁght to the elite in Insurgent

The Divergent Series: Insurgent THE latest film in the series based on Veronica Roth’s best-selling science fiction trilogy sees Shailene Woodley’s character Beatrice ‘Tris’ Prior go to war against the leader of the corrupt elite, Kate Winslet’s Jeanine, while Theo James plays love interest Four. Tris and Four must search for allies and unlock the answers to seemingly impossible questions. The film is set to be released on March 20 and is yet to be rated. Daniel Williams Furious 7 FASTEN your seatbelts for the latest lap of the Fast And Furious circuit. The franchise was rocked last year by the death of Paul Walker, who played Brian O’Conner, in a car crash – but the latest instalment was finished after his brothers Caleb and Cody stepped in to help. In a strange twist, the film sees Ian Shaw, played by Jason Statham, seek revenge for the death of his brother at the hands of a rival crew. The film is due for release on April 10. Zahra Faqir Child 44 ANOTHER Tom Hardy film, another accent.

After sporting a southern drawl in Lawless, going Welsh for Locke and using a somewhat unplaceable tongue as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, the Londoner goes Russian to play Leo Demidov. The secret policeman is troubled by the mysterious deaths of boys in this thriller, based on the 2014 novel. Joel Kinnaman, Noomi Rapace and Gary Oldman also star. Out April 17. Seamus Mcginley-Hughes Avengers: Age Of Ultron IRON Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye are back – and this time they’re joined by X-Men twins Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen. The peacekeeping tool Ultron, created by Tony Stark – aka Ironman – backﬁres when it decides the human race must be wiped out and the heroes unite to stop it. Out April 23. Zahra Faqir

app. Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) kills herself after finding someone has posted a drunken video of her online, before one of her ‘friends’ sets out for revenge via Skype and the dead girl’s Facebook account. Due to be released May 1. Antoniya Gerimpapazi The Salt Of The Earth THIS documentary sees Juliano Salgado follow in his famous father Sebastião’s footsteps, as he uses images to tell the photographer’s life story. His father, now in his 70s, has witnessed the major conflicts, mass exoduses and human tragedies of the late 20th century, and this film calls on the viewer to think about what the human race does to the planet. Due for general release on July 3. Antoniya Gerimpapazi

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told us we needed to bury it in a time capsule so that nobody would ever �ind it.’ Determined not to bin the project, McDermott, who started making �ilms when he was given a video camera aged 14, cut a three-minute trailer from the pilot footage, which got 25,000 hits online. It attracted the attention of Comedy Central, which funded the team and now hosts the series on its website. McDermott (pictured second from right with fellow cast members Zoe Lister, Adam Brown and Brian Capron) also stars in the series, �ilmed in Salford, Manchester. It is aimed at people watching on their mobiles while travelling to and

from work and uni. ‘We had to learn how to be really serious writers,’ said McDermott. ‘We had to deliver these episodes that were really halfan-hour’s worth each and put them into eight minutes – and that was a challenge.’ An added pressure has been �ilming each episode in a day. ‘Nobody does that,’ said McDermott. ‘It was like a military operation to get it all done but at the same time we were literally having the best time – we became a big family.’ To anyone hoping to �ilm their own comedy series, he said: ‘Know exactly what you are and exactly what you want to be.’ See Staff Room at www. comedycentral. co.uk. Christina Sims

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pepper. Scrunch together well with hands 3. Divide into 24 small balls. Put them on a plate and coat with olive oil 4. Heat a large frying pan on a medium heat and add two tbsp olive oil. Stir in the onion until softened and colouring. Then add the other clove of garlic and the chilli. When they colour, add several large basil leaves, tomatoes and balsamic vinegar. Bring to the boil, season to taste and leave to simmer 5. Heat another large frying pan on a high heat and add two tbsp oil. Cook the meatballs for eight to ten minutes, frequently turning them until golden brown. Check they are cooked by making sure there is no sign of pink inside. Once cooked, add to the tomato sauce and your choice of pasta Jes Needham-Bennet

IT IS the essential student ingredient – cheap, ﬁlling and easy to use. But, if all you can think to do with mince is to rustle up a spag bol, then think again... Chorizo, beef and bean stew

Ingredients: 500g minced beef, 225g chorizo, can of red kidney beans, can of chopped tomatoes, two cups of beef broth, one large onion, four cloves of garlic, one large carrot (chopped), one potato (diced), one tsp smoked paprika, one tsp black pepper, half a lemon, salt to taste Method: 1. Heat the oven to 180C. In an oven-proof pot, heat the chorizo with a little bit of oil so it doesn’t burn. When it starts sizzling, add onions and garlic and fry. Once browned, add the beef

and chopped tomatoes 2. Cook in oven for one-anda-half hours 3. Add the beans, spices, carrot and potato. Continue cooking for one-and-a-half hours 4. Serve with boiled rice and green peas Jit Pal Meatballs

Ingredients: One heaped tbsp rosemary, one heaped tbsp oregano, one heaped tsp thyme, 12 cream crackers (smashed until �ine), two tsp Dijon mustard, fresh basil, 500g minced beef or pork, one egg, olive oil, one medium

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onion (�inely chopped), two large cloves garlic (crushed), half a red chilli (�inely sliced), two cans of chopped tomatoes, one tbsp balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper

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Ingredients: 500g minced beef, one onion (diced), three mixed small peppers (diced), one small red chilli pepper (diced), one clove garlic (crushed), one tsp cumin, one

tsp coriander, ground black pepper to taste, two tbsp vegetable oil, two avocados, four burger buns, cheddar cheese (sliced), hot sauce Method: 1. Mix the mince, onion, peppers, chilli pepper, garlic, cumin, coriander, and black pepper in a large bowl. Knead with hands until all the vegetables and seasonings are incorporated into the beef 2. Separate the mixtures into four even pieces and roll each into a ball. Put on a plate, pressing on each with palm to �latten. Leave in the fridge for at least 15 minutes 3. Heat two tbsp of vegetable oil in a pan over high heat. When oil begins to shimmer, add patties to the pan. Cook for two to three minutes on each side 4. Remove patties from the heat and place on kitchen roll to remove excess oil. Transfer to buns 5. Halve the avocados and remove pits. Use a fork to crush half of the �lesh while still in the skin, then transfer to the burger, using half an avocado for each burger 6. Top with hot sauce and sliced cheese Blythe Lewis

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O... Student Finance doesn’t cover the summer. How have I only just found this out and what am I meant to do?! Pia, Bristol Your final instalment will be slightly higher to account for the summer; however, you still have five months to get through between April and September. So, start applying for summer jobs now – and we aren’t talking about shelf-stacking. Go to Glastonbury with DC Site Services or head down under with Get Australia. If you want to stay closer to home, how about becoming a mentor with The Challenge or even staying in halls? Most universities open them up as hotels during the summer and need all the hands they can get.

FTER Easter I have just two months left at university... need I say more. Tom, Preston If there is one thing worse than the dissertation, it is the constant ‘so, what are you going to do when you finish university?’ – and this is before you’ve even got through finals. But, having said that, you need to start looking at graduate schemes and postgraduate bursaries now, or maybe even the possibility of extending your tenancy just a month or two longer to avoid a bout of graduation blues. Graduating can be just as good as freshers was those three short years ago... but only if you have a game plan.

INCE when did Viagra become the one? Even my girlfriend is keen to try it out but I don’t see

the point in either of us taking it. Aaron, Cardiff One in five 18- to 25-year-olds is necking the infamous blue pill but not for the reasons for which it

was originally intended. Much like poppers, Viagra has strayed into the recreational category. However, if you take it without prescription or purchase it online, you are

opening yourself up to a number of life-threatening and long-lasting complications – not to mention priapism. (That’s a persistent erection to you and I).With the

Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? If you need advice, email our agony aunt on askalice@unipaper.co.uk

Looking for a date? Try this cheeky app Founder and director of CheekyBoo Ben Mitchell, 30, used to work at Barclays before an idea came to him about simplifying the online dating process. Thus, almost two years ago, the idea for the app was born. AYNSLEIGH HOLLYWOOD asks him whether we are losing the art of meeting Mr or Miss Right in the real world

VERYTHING happens online now. Do you think that enhances or diminishes real-life interactions? It’s just the way of the world. It’s the reason for CheekyBoo and other likeminded apps – people don’t have time to go out and meet people as much as they used to. It’s handy to meet online and it’s only going to increase as technology advances. Do you have any personal online dating experience? I’ve been on dating sites in the past and I think CheekyBoo was born from the fact that I didn’t like what I saw. I wanted to strip out what I considered as gimmicks and simplify the process of online dating.

Where did the idea come from? Just being out and about and thinking about new ways of meeting and interacting with people, rather than having to go through the awkward ice-breaker. What work goes in to making an app of this sort? I had to come up with design images to show how I wanted the app to look. You also have to do what’s called wire frames to design the actual pages themselves and work out how one page feeds into another page. If you were explaining CheekyBoo to someone who hadn’t used it, what would you say to convert them? I’d say the biggest selling

Date night: CheekyBoo and, inset, founder Ben Mitchell (left) point is its simplicity. There is no matching of databases behind CheekyBoo. There is no Facebook account needed so it is a standalone app. With so many other dating apps, how do you stand out?

The fact that it is localised and the radar cannot be restricted or expanded – it is set to ten miles. We match people depending on whether you like their pictures or whether you like their bio. You only upload

nine photos and the bio is 140 characters. Where do you see both the company and yourself in ten years’ time? I would hope CheekyBoo would go global with millions of users worldwide.

Coming out can still be a concern I WOULD never tell you I’m gay unless you asked me. In fact, I’m not even 100 per cent sure – but I can say I’m probably more gay than I am bi. The thing is, you don’t just come out of your teenage years ‘knowing’ –you come out in stages. From there, you could say I’m coming out daily to people who are yet to ‘know’ me. I have to trust someone before I tell them. Safety is always my biggest concern in terms of what could happen if I show my affection to someone of the same gender. You shouldn’t have to care what other people think – but, unfortunately, people resort to extreme measures of showing their disapproval. Bobby Atkinson

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Home or away? It’s up to you

IVING at home while studying certainly has its bene�its. But will you be missing out on the full university experience? There’s no right or wrong answer, so check out our pros and cons to help you decide. Advantages of living at home 1. Lower costs – You will probably not be paying for rent, bills, food and other expenditures, so that gives you a little bit more spending money. 2. Good grub – If you aren’t much of a chef, home-cooked

meals are a luxury that you won’t have to give up. It’s much easier to concentrate after a good meal rather than beans on toast. 3. Peace and quiet – Unless your parents are party animals, it is unlikely that you will be woken up at 3am with a �ire alarm going off or hearing drunk people in the street when you have a 9am lecture the next day. Disadvantages of living at home 1. Distance learning – Travelling can be a pain and could stop you from going

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Train in vain: Commuting to uni can make you late thanks to delays to lectures. If a seminar is cancelled or plans are changed at the last minute, it can also be tough to change your schedule. 2. Social cost – It can be hard to maintain friendships. By living at home, you are excluded from the student lifestyle, so trying to meet up with mates

outside of the university day can be a bit tricky – and getting home after a night out can be a total pain. 3. Over-reliance on parents – University is not all about your degree... learning life lessons is just as important. Without having your parents to rely on, you

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quickly learn how to look after yourself. 4. Missing out – Being on campus is a great way to get involved in other university activities. From pop-up shops to job fairs, the campus has it all and you will probably miss out if you are stuck in the house. Daisy Holden

GOOD neighbours can become good friends. So don’t ruin it by making their lives a misery. Here are a few tips to maintaining a good relationship with those who live next to you. 1. Be considerate – Just because you enjoy singing along to loud music at 4.30am doesn’t mean your sleepy neighbours will. 2. Get to know them – A family with young children is likely to need peace at night, while if you live next to other students they will probably be more understanding. 3. Be friendly – A little kindness goes a long way, so offer to sign for parcels or even invite them round for a barbecue and drinks. Laura Harcombe

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How to �ind the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

Ratting to ratings... OWEN DIXON, who founded website Rate My Roof to identify good and bad student landlords, tells LUCY ROGERS how it all sprang from a run-in with a rodent

OR students across the country, the spring term is dominated by the scramble to secure a home for the following year. But, in the rush to get somewhere with the right number of rooms, in a location that won’t mean an hour-long bus ride to lectures, many end up living in crumby conditions. This is a problem business graduate Owen Dixon is aiming to tackle. The 22-year-old set up Rate My Roof, a website that lets students review private accommodation, after a run-in with a rodent during his time at Durham University. ‘One time my housemate had to hit a rat with an umbrella in the living room,’

he said. ‘I was frustrated at all the bad student houses. I wanted to make the market fairer and put the power back into student hands.’ Tenants can add properties to the website, listing whether utilities such as wi�i or bills are included and giving their own comments, as well as a star rating. In the interests of fairness, the site also has a section that allows landlords to respond. And, since setting it up, Owen has heard from students with even worse experiences than his rat battle. One, from the University of Leicester, described how a tree blocked the entrance to his home. He claimed he also had to report the property to environmental health over a

faulty air �iltering unit, as well as serious damp and mould issues. But Rate My Roof is more than just a collection of horror stories. One student describes their home in Bristol as a ‘lovely, quirky �lat in an ideal location for Clifton Triangle and the

university’, while another writes: ‘Any problems we have had have been sorted straight away with the landlord.’ Despite facing problems with the original web developers when he started the site in 2014, Owen – who deferred his masters for a year to work on it – sees it

going from strength to strength. ‘I aim to have thousands of reviews from students all over the country, so that people are aware of what they are getting for what is one of their largest �inancial commitments at university,’ he added.

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The best, the worst and the down-to-earth of being at university

Must-haves to make life a little bit easier FOR some, it is a well-stocked food cupboard – for others, a comfy bed and their favourite stuffed toy from home... We ask what one item you need to survive life at university

PHONE: ‘It’s my alarm for early lectures – and my distraction when I really don’t want to be in those lectures.’ Jack, �irst-year history University of Leicester student A memory stick: ‘After losing a memory stick, I realised my life was over. Nothing backed up anywhere. I even contemplated moving out I was so devastated.’ Paul, third-year computer science University of Leicester student Caffeine: ‘If I didn’t have caffeine, I would never �inish my deadlines. In the week leading up to a deadline, I can drink a six-pack of energy drinks a day – not that I would recommend it!’ Katie, thirdyear pharmacy student at De Montfort University A microwave: ‘I tell my parents I cook all the time but sometimes I just want a cheap lasagne or something I can cook in under ten minutes.’ Eloise, second-year business management student at De Montfort University A bottle opener. ‘The most annoying thing is taking beer to a house party and not being able to �ind a bottle opener. I chipped my tooth in �irst year trying to do it with my teeth – it is a bad idea.’ Amy, second-year mathematics student at De Montfort University A dishwasher: ‘It saves time, effort and keeps the kitchen tidy – no arguments about washing up.’ Alex Jubb, University of Birmingham The clothes horse: ‘Simple, cheap and effective.’ AB Net�lix: ‘Great when you have done all your work and

exams are months away.’ AB Local off-licence: ‘Out of alcohol? Pop to the shops – problem solved.’ AB A greasy spoon: ‘Essential to help defeat the dreaded hangover.’ AB A multi-tool: ‘From the emergency bottle opener to the emergency furniture �ixer – it has it all.’ James Williams, University of Liverpool A multi-coloured pen: ‘Great for de�ining different notes and colour-coding your planner.’ JW A voice recorder: ‘Attend a lecture and fall asleep? Now you still have the notes.’ JW A tablet: ‘They’re more portable than laptops and just as handy.’ JW A �lask: ‘For the emergency hangover coffee and the get-me-through-this-essay friend.’ JW Tupperware: ‘Leftovers survive better in Tupperware than squeezed onto a plate and badly balanced in the fridge. Take lunch with you into uni – it is so much quicker and cheaper.’ Jes Needham-Bennett, University of Manchester Alarm clock: ‘Get an alarm clock – a loud one. Alarms on phones and watches can be unreliable, so it’s nice to have a back-up.’ JNB Berocca/Lemsip: ‘Berocca to make hangovers in 9am seminars more bearable, Lemsip for freshers �lu.’ JNB Blankets: ‘Heating a house through winter is expensive. Throw some cheap blankets on your bed instead.’ JNB Deodorant: ‘When you’ve overslept after a party or from

Indispensable: (clockwise from top right) The stress can be taken out of university life with the help of a clothes horse, an off-licence, Netﬂix, a ﬂask and a phone workload-induced exhaustion and don’t have time to shower before lectures, invest in industrial-strength deodorant.’ JNB First aid kit: ‘You never know when disaster will strike, so it’s handy to have a �irst aid kit on hand. Include things like paracetamol and don’t forget the usual bandages and plasters.’ Daniel Williams, Swansea University

Quick-�ix food: ‘Good examples are Pot Noodles or instant soups, which can help you when time is of the essence or you just want a break from cooking.’ DW Emergency money: ‘Try to keep some money aside for times of crisis. Even if you keep a �iver stuffed in a longlost part of your wallet or in the back of a drawer, you can always make sure you have

enough for a taxi or some emergency food.’ DW Memories: ‘Bring plenty of photographs of family and friends to keep yourself from becoming too homesick. Maybe even bring your favourite teddy bear from your childhood, or anything that you think will help you get through those long terms without seeing anyone from back home.’ DW

Take a Time Out or Boost your studies over Easter? EASTER’S here and it’s time to relax and indulge in chocolatey goodness – but the break does mean the �inal deadlines of the semester are looming. With this in mind, it’s natural to assume your

university commitments will have to take some sort of priority over the holiday period. But there is no reason you can’t have a good time and get your work done, too. Spend the �irst week

chilling and put work to the back of your mind. Let yourself unwind and you’ll feel ready when the time comes to start your studies again. Use the next couple of weeks to knuckle down

but don’t forget to give yourself a break. Limit work time so you don’t stress out and make sure to see your friends – it is your holiday and you deserve it. Kelly Smith

Where do you �it into the uni family?

YOUR housemates are your surrogate family, and although at times they make you want to pull your hair out, you couldn’t survive without them. Everyone has their role in the house – so check out our guide to the university family and see where you and your friends fit in... The mummy: Normally found cooking, gathering mould in her bed and singing Taylor Swift at the top of her voice when the rest of the house is hungover. Quick to disapprove but always there when you need her. The dad: Handy with a tool kit and happy to help out – not great on the dance floor though. The twins: They could have been separated at birth. They are scarily similar and have the same sense of humour. The noise levels shoot up when these two go on a night out. Younger sibling: Wants to be the centre of attention and can annoy the house a lot. Makes a lot of noise when they don’t get their own way. Crazy aunt: Always ready to party and gives good advice when you need it most. Charity case: You’re not too sure where they came from but, after a few nights out in first year, they seem to have stuck around and become a permanent fixture on the sofa. Quiet cousin: The one you’ll find in the uni library at 9am. They are timid and dedicated to their course but can help out when you are struggling with your coursework. The pet: The most demanding of your housemates. Who said it was a good idea to get a pet? They moult, scratch the sofas and climb the curtains. Lauren Knight

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Making a splash: Victorious UWE swimmers, left, and trampoliners Megan Comber, Charlotte Plummer, Maddy Perkin and Lucy Theobald from Bristol PICTURES: TWITTER Top spot: Birmingham’s Imran Rahman wins 60m gold, while Elliot DowsunHurley (Leeds Beckett) gets silver and Daniel Obeng (Loughborough) bronze

Golden moments: (l-r) Shefﬁeld Hallam’s Karla Drew claims gold for 60m women’s hurdles, David King of Bath wins the men’s and Shefﬁeld University graduate Jessica Ennis Hill, who trains in the city, pops in

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20 to 22. The �irst day saw a take the women’s open 200m the track in both the men’s photo �inish in the men’s 60m. freestyle, with Hallam’s Ellie and women’s events. Cardiff NEARLY 6,000 of the �inest University of Birmingham’s Faulkner claiming third place. Met came second in both and university athletes descended Imran Rahman won gold with In the men’s climbing, local Birmingham third. on Shef�ield to take part in the 6.79secs, while Elliot Dow- rivals Hallam and the UniverBut the weekend wasn’t all BUCS Nationals last month. son-Hurley of Leeds Beckett sity of Shef�ield both �inished serious, with the mascots linStudents competed on the took silver in 6.82secs. with a team score of 669. Hal- ing up for a mixed 200m race. track, in the pool and even on Perhaps unsurprisingly, Shef�ield Hallam Universi- lam claimed gold by having a the climbing wall to win med- ty’s Karla Drew won the 60m higher-placed individual. Panther Pete from Brighton als for their teams. The �inal day saw Leeds claimed gold with a time of hurdles in 8.38secs, while Loughborough University David King, from the Univer- Beckett taking gold in the 30.88secs, while last-placed were crowned overall cham- sity of Bath, won the men’s. 4x200m, with Lough- Klein the Penguin from At Specsavers, if you are an easycaremen’s direct debit customer you can pions, winning 57 medals On the Saturday, Hallam’s borough winning the wom- Durham waddled home in over the weekend of February Rebecca Turner edged ahead en’s. Loughborough were the 65.35secs. get an even better deal, including a free pair of glasses, free delivery. of Bath’s Anne Bochman to overall team champions on

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season’s best, while a personal best saw Hannah to the silver medal. To complete the family

joy, both girls are coached by their mother, Jacqui. Speaking after the competition,

the girls were said to be feeling ‘ecstatic and relieved and good to be in one piece’.

WOMEN’S rugby captain at Northumbria University, Sarah Marshall, had never played the sport before coming to university. But now she is in charge of an unbeaten team which has won all ten of its league matches – scoring an incredible 357 points. Things may have been different, however, if it had not been for a chance encounter. She said: ‘When I was in EXTRA CARD: halls my �latmate invited me along to the sports fair with him. It was there that

one of the members of the rugby team approached me. Even to this day, I don’t know what made me go along to the taster session – but I’m glad I did.’ Since that time, Sarah has developed her game both physically and mentally. ‘You have to not care about getting hurt and don’t be afraid to put your body on the line,’ she said. The added responsibility has piled pressure on the fourth year’s shoulders. She explained: ‘Managing my time is

probably the hardest part. From training four times a week, with games on Wednesday, then uni all day Mondays and Fridays – and with Thursdays always being a write-off for hangovers – it can be quite dif�icult.’ But all the hard work does bring its bene�its. She said: ‘Obviously Wednesday nights are up there as the best nights out – without a doubt.’ Armani Ur-Rub

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A NORTHUMBRIA University student has set her sights on TEAM Newcastle conquering the highest University beat mountain in Africa. Liverpool Basketball Amy Harrison-Wright, 68-59 tolaw secure a Club second-year their �irst ever and international business student, National Shield. will tackle Kilimanjaro in got The Tyneside team the with tenstart offsummer to an explosive others to raise cashlead by taking a 13-0 for the COCO charity. in the �inal at Leeds She said: ‘It will take Beckett University. six days to climb the Despite abut �ightback mountain it’s not from opposition, the trektheir that’s hard, Newcastle heldto onthe it’s the adjusting to theirthat’s advantage altitude the killer. ‘Climbing to claimthe themountain title. will be a challenge Newcastle’s Tayo but it’s something Oyefusi was named different to the average the game’s most beach holiday! valuable player, ‘I’m really excited scoring 16at points but nervous with 15 time. rebounds. the same Histhe teammate, Maurice ‘On down side, Cole, also netted I won’t be able to 17 shower six days.’ points,for eight assists She will have to and four steals. complete a weekend of training to prepare herself for the harsh terrains she will be facing for a good cause. She added: ‘The money raised helps the east African schools become sustainable.’ Elle Conway

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