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Across

3. America runs on it

5. They had Villanova Women’s Basketball winning their bracket

6 Party during the day

9. They’re magically delicious

11. Women’s basketball player who had a career high against FGCU

12. The team men’s basketball lost to in the NIT

14. Cookie and ice cream spot on Lancaster Ave

16. Famous actor who doesn’t date women over the age of 25

17. The month of madness

Ask The Villanovan

The sandwich guy keeps rizzing up my girlfriend. What should I do?

Go up and order a sandwich with extra cheese. He’ll get the hint.

I got stuck on Main Campus (by the CEER construction) and didn’t get priority housing. Any advice?

First of all, that sucks. Being on main as a freshman is not ideal, and I’m sure you want to be in the Quad next year. I would certainly reach out to housing and see if there’s anything they can do. It’s not fair that everyone around you gets priority housing but you don’t even though you’re aff ected by the construction too.

I have a bad registration time for classes. What do I do?

Go back to high school and take more APs.

My friends are all excited about women’s basketball making it to the Sweet 16, but I don’t know anything! What should I do?

I’m glad you ask... the answer is on pages 2 and 19.

My housing options are living on the ground fl oor of Sullivan/Sheehan or Alumni. Which do I pick?

Living in the Quad is a great experience, but the ground fl oor is A LOT. Alumni is going to be a lot calmer, but it’s also farther away from everything else. I’d recommend Sully/Sheehan because you’ll be around so many sophomores. Plus, it builds character.

Down

1. Cartoon show with 34 seasons

2. Trump: “I have never seen a thin person drinking...”

4. Name of the path between south campus and the bridge

5. What the British put on toast

6. Coach who just won her 400th game

7. Romance reality show where one man dates 20 women

8. Famous California music festival

10. Club on campus that handles tours

13. Selena Gomez’s makeup brand

15. Villanova’s opponent in the Sweet 16

Brooke Ackerman Co-Sports Editor

Matt Ryan Associate Editor-in-Chief

The point system for rankings was based upon looks, appeal of name and, of course, the fact that we are indeed the Villanova Wildcats.

1. Villanova Wildcats: Will D. Cat Classy. Simple. He’s our hero, and one hell of a dancer (he also personally gave Brooke a fist bump).

2. Maryland Terrapins: Testudo the Terrapin Testudo might be my first son’s name after this. 10/10.

3. South Carolina Gamecocks: Cocky

What a name. If it weren’t for the narcissism, this would be number one.

4. Ohio State Buckeyes: Brutus Buckeye

This flows off the tongue. It’s a rare thing, but we approve.

5. Ole Miss Rebels: Tony the Landshark

The name doesn’t flow quite right, but we are reasonable people. The landshark is original: +5 points.