The Wessex Wire (June 2011)

The Wessex Wire The Student Newspaper of West Essex Regional High School

Vol. XLV No. 5

West Essex High School, 65 West Greenbrook Road, North Caldwell, N.J.

June 2011

Bin Laden’s death reaches W.E. discuss the problems that could be caused

by Ryan Towey ’12

The Global Studies class trip to visit the

United Nations on May 2 was cancelled as a result of President Barack Obama’s announcement regarding the killing of Osama bin Laden, the leader of the terrorist organization Al Qaeda.

Obama announced the death of bin Laden late on May 1. Obama reported, according to the New York Times, that C.I.A. operatives and American military members shot and killed bin Laden, who had been hiding in a walled compound inside of Pakistan.

The Global Studies class at West Essex had planned a trip to the UN. Global Studies teacher Mrs. Laura Drago said, “When I came to work I began to have teachers and students ask me if I were still attending the field trip or if I were cancelling.”

A representative of Kevah Konner, the school’s bus company, reported hearing about heightened security going into the city.

Drago met with the administration to discuss cancellation of the trip. While the administration did not believe that students would be in any danger by visiting the UN in New York City, they did

by increased traffic and possible heightened UN security. “The safety and security of our students are always our first priority and so we collectively decided to postpone the trip,” said Drago.

Although students expressed disappointment at the postponement, Drago took the opportunity to discuss the ramifications of bin Laden’s death in class, and the trip was rescheduled for May 17.

“I was actually secretly relieved,” said junior Allie Gasbarro of the trip’s cancellation. “I was afraid to go to New York that day.”

The death of bin Laden at the hands of Americans has caused a fear of retaliation

by Al Qaeda. Obama denied requests to release photos of a mutilated bin Laden to avoid inspiring revenge.

Some students are wary. “There are still terrorist organizations out there,” said junior Sara Jo Notte.

With many students at West Essex old enough to recall the events on 9/11, bin Laden’s death has created feelings of renewed fear, but also relief.

Junior Krista Liotti said, “I think it was a great American victory. We’ll feel a greater sense of security.”

Photo courtesy of Mrs. Bartello

Photo courtesy of Jackie D’Antuono

100toOne band members Thomas and Sam Doolen, Cameron Perez and Dylan and Dean D’Antuano perform at West Essex Palooza.

West Essex hosts Palooza

by Victoria Agrifolio ’14

The West Essex Palooza was on May 20 in the West Essex gymnasium. The Palooza served as a talent show but primarily acted as a charity function.

Mr. Albanese, a substitute teacher and coach here at West Essex, has a grandchild suffering from Rett Syndrome.

According to Rettsyndrome.org, “Rett syndrome is a unique developmental disorder that causes problems in brain function. These can include learning, speech, sensory sensations, mood, movement, breathing, cardiac function and even chewing, swallowing and digestion.” All the proceeds from the show were donated to the Albanese family to help find a cure.

The Palooza flaunted the talents of students in West Essex. All of the acts were singers or bands that currently attend West Essex or are recent graduates. 100toOne, Alexa Farnese, Lea DiFonzo, Matt Kenny, the Lucky

Bones, Rise to Wake and many other artists and bands performed to show their support.

“The West Essex Palooza is a great cause. The Albanese family deserves all that they can get out of it, and I’m so glad to have been a part of it,” said senior Lea DiFonzo.

The Palooza charged $8 per person and was staffed by volunteers from the National Honor Society. However, the turnout was not as expected.

Freshman Jamie DelliSanti said, “I heard a lot of people talking about it in school, but when I got there I noticed that not as many people actually showed up.”

Although the profits did not reach what was anticipated, the money raised still contributed significantly to the Albanese family. “I am so elated with the way this all worked out. I cannot be more appreciative or thankful to West Essex for holding the Palooza,” said Mr. Albanese.

Upcoming Events:

Krista Daccampo completes the 5k Trotting for Technology on May 21.

The course ran throughout the streets of North Caldwell. The winners of the 15-19 age group were junior David Shields and senior Casey Higgins.

Inside This Issue:

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News

Bin Laden’s Death Day of Silence Komen Race for the Cure

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Opinions

Mother’s Day Braces Obama Approval

June 10- Senior Ball June 14-17- Final Exams June 15- Senior Luau June 17-Last Day of School June 19- Graduation

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Features

Trust Falls Down the Shore Backpacks

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Arts & Culture

Lady Gaga Album Reviews “The Hangover Part II”

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Komen Race for the Cure GSA Day of Silence

by Daria Forte ’13

In 1982, Susan G. Komen lost her battle with breast cancer at age 36.

Her dream to find a cure was continued by her sister Nancy G. Brinker, a breast cancer survivor. According to komentidewater.org, Brinker promised Komen that she would bring an end to breast cancer so that millions of women would not have to go through what she had to endure. To date, her legacy has been carried out for over 25 years.

The Susan G. Komen for the Cure organization, with the pink ribbon logo picked out in 1991, was first produced by Brinker. Up to this day, the organization has raised over $1 billion dollars to improve the treatments used for battling cancer.

Just recently, on its 25th anniversary, the name has been changed to Susan G. Komen for the Cure. The logo is still the pink ribbon, but it is now in a shape of a runner to represent the Race for the Cure event. The participation of people has increased since its start and the race is now held all over the United States as well as in Italy and Germany.

Students from West Essex have also

participated in the race to help support this cause. “I went to the 5k race last year in May at the park in Newark. It was raining, and there were so many supporters,” said sophomore Adriana Bertoldi. “We started at the starting line, and you could either run or walk. When we reached the halfway point, people offered refreshments and played music.”

As a result, the 2010 Newark 5k race raised about $3,000 to help scientists further research for a cure.

As for West Essex, certain sports teams have been seen supporting breast cancer during October, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The football team bought shirts that said “WE: Share the Cure” with the pink ribbon on the back as well as putting a pink ribbon sticker on their helmets. The field hockey team wore pink hair extensions throughout the rest of their season. Together, both teams wore pink shoelaces.

T h e C a n c e r Aw a r e n e s s C l u b , which has been running for awhile now, helps raise money for treatments and cures.

The next local Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure event will be held on Oct. 2 in Jackson, N.J.

Maw given Governor’s Award

by Mikayla Cimilluca ’12

The West Essex High School GayStraight Alliance (GSA) hosted their “Day of Silence” on April 21.

Hundreds of thousands of students across the country partake in this promise to remain mute all day. Their goal is to bring attention to the increase in bullying and harassment cases towards gay and lesbian students.

The Day of Silence is nationally sponsored by GLSEN (the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network). According to glsen.org, GLSEN “strives to assure that each member of every school community is valued and respected regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity/expression.”

This network began in 1990. Made up of approximately 70 volunteer gay and lesbian educators, it associated with two Gay-Straight Alliances. This organization has grown to 4,000 GSA’s with full-time staff positions and board members, sponsoring various movements and events.

West Essex joined many other schools across the country to come together to stand against the abuse of gays and lesbians. On April 15, various students were seen walking through the Wessex hallways with tape across their mouths to keep them from talking. Among them was sophomore Gaby Roth. When asked about why she participated in this

event, Roth said she did it “to make a statement about the need for people to become informed about gay rights.”

Some students however, shared other views. Senior Taylor Delehanty did not participate in this event and said, “I don’t think it’s necessary to not speak the entire day because no one ever told the gay community not to speak.”

Along with the Day of Silence, GLSEN also sponsors No NameCalling Week. The date of this week changes every year, but usually occurs in late January.

This week was inspired by James Howe’s “The Misfits,” a novel that talks about the struggles of students not fitting-in in their pressured school.

“No Name- Calling Week” strives to eliminate the use of hurtful and insulting names in everyday dialogue. This week is important because it not only helps to put an end to bullying and harassment of gays and lesbians, but also aids to end bullying and harassment of children and teenagers altogether.

Silent days and weeks of no namecalling might seem pointless and unnecessary to some.For others, however, these days and weeks are unfathomably important.

Sophomore Sam Gilbert said, “I think it’s really important for people to be judged based on their character rather than how they were born.”

Child Development hosts graduation

by Julie Kayzerman ’12

Continuing a five year tradition, Ms. Judy Crawford’s Child Development classes hosted a graduation for the preschool class on Thursday, May 12 in the library during fourth and fifth periods.

Students taking the Child Development course provided snacks and decorations for the “under the sea” themed graduation in honor of moving up to the next grade.

The graduates were dressed for the occasion and were joined by their parents. They each made crafts and presented a flower to their parents to thank them for all of their support. The kids also sang the “Five Little Fishies” song and recited the Pledge of

Allegiance in unison to complete the ceremony. After their performance, the children received diplomas that had been made by the Child Development class.

After the ceremony, refreshments were served by the Child Development students who played with the kids and displayed an underwater themed banner that they had made.

When the event was over, the students assisted Crawford in cleaning up and handed out gift bags that they had put together for the graduating class.

“The students are dedicated to the care and education of the preschoolers. They all pulled together and made the children feel comfortable and safe. It was beautiful,” said Crawford.

Photo by Julie Kayzerman

Photo by Danielle Meyer

Mrs. Caren Maw, culinary arts teacher, is the 2011 Governor’s Award Teacher recipient for West Essex High School.

“My family hid it from me so I was absolutely blindsided and did not see it coming at all,” said Maw. A reception was held where her family presented her with flowers. Many of the teachers joined to celebrate her achievement.

The Governor’s Award is given out every year to a staff member who displays excellence as an educator in the West Essex School District.

Last year’s high school recipient was student assistant counselor Mr. Tony Emering.

The 2011 middle school recipient was Ms. Ruth Caputo who teaches Language Arts and Reading to middle school students.

The fact that this award is voted for by teachers and administrators makes it such a great achievement for any West Essex staff member to receive.

Mrs. Maw is the Culinary Arts I and

Sports Nutrition teacher who has been teaching at West Essex for five years. She was delighted to receive this certificate, which acknowledges her hard work and dedication to the students of our high school. “I am very honored to win this award because I was nominated by my peers and it makes it that much more special,” said Maw. “She is the nicest woman you can meet.

I’m so glad I got the opportunity to have a class with her.

She is such a down to earth person and always goes out of her way to say hello to you in the hallway,” said junior Kalyn Schwartz.

This award reflects the impact each teacher has upon their students. Other high school nominees included longtime English teachers Mr. Neil Fardin, Ms. Lynn Bailey, Ms. Olivia Macaluso and Ms. Dana Bartello. Additionally, Science teacher Ms. Jamie Wall was a fellow nominee.

by Zoe Elfenbein ’13

June 2100 Issue 5

Editorial

Opinion

The Student Council elections on June 2 showed a certain trend: students are running for more than one position. Students who already hold positions on the Class Councils are running for the overarching Student Council.

While the Wire admires the enthusiasm of students who run for more than one position on the council and acknowledges that dual candidates are not breaking any rules, one must wonder how it is fair for one person to possess power in two places. If President Barack Obama held a position in all three branches of the federal government simultaneously, it would give him an unfair advantage in shaping politics.

The Student Council is designed to be a forum where many students of many different backgrounds gather together to share their views for the benefit of the student body. Having students as members of both the Class Council and the Student Council limits the number of views that can be present. It is the student body’s choice whether or not to elect the candidates in search of dual roles. If that candidate performs well as a member of the Class Council, the Wire cannot deny the potential benefits of also electing him to the Student Council. The dual candidates may embody experience and capability, but we strongly believe that diversity of opinion on the council is important.

The Wire suggests that rules be made limiting students to holding either a position on the Class or Student Council. This will ensure the continuation of a council dedicated to excellence and sensitivity to the needs of a diverse student body.

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News Editors Julie Kayzerman ’12 Sam DiGrande ’13

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Features Editors Mikayla Cimilluca ’12 Griffin Glenn ’13

Sports Editors Ed George ’12 Paul Haramis ’12

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The Wire serves as a forum for the free expression of ideas and opinions of students, staff and community members. We urge readers to write letters to the editor on pertinent matters of concern. Letters must be signed; however, anonymity will be granted if necessary upon request. Members of the editorial board reserve the right to edit all letters to the editor for length or libelous content.

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Obama or NObama? voting for the wrong reasons.

This works the other way, as well.

The American public has criticized On April 27, the President presented President Obama constantly since he his birth certificate to the country to took office in January of 2009, with a finally put an end to the theories that disapproval rating that sky rocketed surfaced about the legitimacy of his from 17 to 42 percent in his first year citizenship. However, in a Zogby inin office. Recently, his approval rating teractive poll conducted on April 29 to has gone up 11 percent after Osama bin May 2, 30 percent of Republicans and Laden was killed on May 3. It seems 21 percent of those without a college the nation cannot seem to come to a degree still do not believe the Presiconclusion on whether or not they are dent is a legal citizen of the United happy with the effect Obama has had States. Sixteen percent said they do on the country. Everyone has vocalized not believe Obama has proven he both positive and negative opinions on was born in America. The absolutely the President that seemingly change ridiculous notion of these claims with the perfectly drop of exema hat, but plifies the questhe igtion is, norance what are of the they actuAmerially based c a n on? public.

T h e There internet, are an o f t e n abunPhoto courtesy of cnn.com used as a dance source of of reaexpressons to sion for Photo couresty of dailymail.co.uk dislike people Barack a r o u n d President Barack Obama announced Osama bin Laden’s assas- Obama, sination at the White House on May 3. the counwhether t r y, h a s it stems been filled with posts commenting on from wanting more tax cuts to thinkthe President right after the country ing his new health care reform causes was informed of Osama bin Laden’s more problems than it solves. But to death. One in particular read, “George say he is an ineffective leader because Bush couldn’t kill Osama bin Laden in of mistrust of a government document seven years. Obama did it in just two.” is foolish and just another poor excuse The President did execute a successful for people to throw around accusations mission in taking down the leader of without any knowledge on the subject. a major terrorist group and deserves Whether it involves making statecredit for doing so, but to say he did it ments without information or choosing alone doesn’t add up. This is equiva- to believe rumors despite evidence lent to a person twisting the top of a proving them false, a large amount of glass ketchup bottle for several min- Americans will be hurt by their own utes unable to open it when someone ignorance. The only way the country can else comes along and removes the top decide on the best fit for President in the effortlessly. The result would have next election is by looking at policies never been possible without previ- and determining what would be best ous efforts made by administration suited for the American government. before Obama was in office. People Junior Marco Glinbizzi said, “One over-idolize those in the positions of the most incredible things about of power at a glance without putting this country is that everyone gets some thought into what actually is the chance to have a say in the going on. This ultimately makes the government, but when opinions are nation vulnerable when choosing misconstrued by faulty notions, they political leaders because people are essentially become worthless.”

by Nicole Del Mauro ’12

June 2011

Genesis is my nemesis

by Spencer Satz ’12

Genesis is the next worst thing since the school implemented the oneperson bathroom rule. I don’t know about anyone else, but these ridiculous ideas the school has are destroying my morale. Now not only is the bathroom like a jail, but my home is turning into one, too.

Genesis is not beneficial. If anything, it is harming the student body.

If parents see one bad grade, they go bananas. An abundant amount of students may have a zero on one homework grade or perhaps failed a small quiz worth very few points-I know I have. Parents don’t understand the difference between this type of zero and the type that actually shows that you failed something fairly significant.

Genesis usually causes unrest in the home, creating a bad environment for a student. After a long day of school, it’s good for parents to yell at their child about one silly grade. My parents guilt trip me by saying that I’m doing fine, but I won’t be able to get into the college I want to. It’s like they plant a little seed that festers in my mind, exploding when it is too late to respond. Too many parents use Genesis as a weapon, and enough is enough. The school has filled the homes with Genesis, and needs to

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take it away, making home a safe place once again.

Some may argue that on Genesis a student can see their grade and understand why they received the grade they did. Some even say that after parents yell, the student is motivated to get a good grade. I say that is ridiculous.

No one will ever be ready to face the consequences of an F. Genesis was made for parents, not for students. Maybe if West Essex gave the students a screen name and password, that might be a somewhat valid argument, but they didn’t. It’s the parent’s screen name and password, and many students can’t log in to check their grades. Whenever I have the urge to check my grades, I need to call my dad at work. He assumes I did something wrong, so he’ll check Genesis and find something to yell at me about. When have yelling parents ever motivated students to do better? If anything, after arguing with my parents about my grades I almost want to do worse.

The only grade that counts is the end of the year grade. Parents should be happy with just marking period grades; not everything a student does in the middle of it matters. Students make mistakes here and there, and their parents shouldn’t know of it before the student even has time to fix it.

Genesis is generous

by Jackie Fusco ’12

No more hiding grades from your

parents or bothering your teachers during class to see your average. The new Genesis website, open to parents and students, now shows every single graded assignment that a student has completed, or in some cases, has not completed. Some people think this is a bad idea, but it is clearly only beneficial and helps students in the long run.

Genesis may cause fights at home and a little more stress, but it is all for the best. If you do not complete an assignment and your parents see it, they may be on your back more to complete the next assignment. After the small argument, it will result in a better grade. If you have a D in a class, your parents might want to get you a tutor or help you bring up this grade. It would be better to get in a small fight with your parents in the middle of the marking period than to open your report card when you can’t do anything about your final average.

Your parents can help you improve in the class.

Genesis is also a great way for students to keep track of their own grades. This website is available with a username and password; helping the student keep track of their work and how they are doing in the class. Teachers are no longer both-

ered by students now that the students know the grade to their most recent test, homework assignment and overall grade. The availability of students’ grades makes them more responsible for their academic choices, allowing them to manage their schoolwork first hand.

It also keeps you aware of where you are in the class. When one gets their report card with a big F on it, they will not be in shock and should be prepared for the consequence.

Some say that Genesis is bad because of the fights at home or that it destroys their morale. This is completely ridiculous. The fact that each grade is shown, no matter how small, is important because in the end that five point assignment can make your grade go from a B- to a C+, or vice versa. The guilt that one’s parents put on them is not a bad thing; maybe students need to feel the guilt to make their parents proud. Also, most students know the password given to their parents and if not, it is very easy to get, so students cannot say that they do not have access.

I have found myself doing better in school now because of Genesis and the fact that I am aware of my grades and my parents are helping me out. Besides the small fights, Genesis is a good and helpful tool for students and their parents and is certainly beneficial.

A true fear of public speaking, but I’m no weakling

by Molly Dickman ’13

My heart begins to race, palms start to sweat and the room suddenly is spinning. My teacher calls my name and I reluctantly take the walk of death up to the front of the room. I stare out at my fellow classmates and as I open my mouth to begin reading my essay, my breath seems to be harder to catch. Public speaking is a fear of mine that most blow off as silly and believe is easy to overcome.

However, public speaking anxiety is a recognized anxiety disorder that many people face on a daily basis.

Jerry Seinfeld once said, “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two.

Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Dramatic, I know, but I agree with this statement and I’m not the only one. Sophomore Vittoria Contuzzi, a fellow classmate who suffers from speech anxiety, said, “When I get in front of a group to read formally from a paper, my

throat starts to close and voice starts to shake. No one understands, but it’s one of my biggest fears. I’ve failed presentations because of it.”

The term “Glossophobia” sounds ridiculous but it is the official name for speech anxiety or the fear of public speaking. Many may think that this term is just another crazy word made up by those who wish to make the fear of public speaking into an official phobia, but that is not the case. According to socialanxiety. com, “The fear of public speaking is the number one phobia in the world.”

Glossophobia is a real anxiety with a set of distinct symptoms and treatment plans to help those who suffer from it.

Many suffer from some sort of fear of public speaking. Those who suffer from glossophobia feel these symptoms to an extreme. According to Glossophobia.com, the symptoms of glossophobia are “Split into three categories: physical, verbal and nonverbal.” Physical symptoms include “acute hearing, increased heart rate, increased blood pressure, increased perspiration, increased oxygen intake

and dry mouth.” These symptoms result from the nervous symptoms responding to the fight-or-flight reaction. The adrenaline secretion produces various symptoms at once that are supposed to enhance your fight-or-flight response but in the case of public speaking it just makes the speaker look like a crazy mess.

Verbal symptoms include “tense voice, a quivering voice and a repetition of “Umms” and “Ahhs.”

Like other recognized fears, Glossophobia has treatment options and support groups to help those who suffer from it. Cognitive-behavioral therapy is the most common treatment method. According to ask. com, in this treatment “You will learn relaxation techniques and what to do when you experience a panic attack.” Medication is also a viable option and is usually paired with therapy. After successfully completing therapy or during the course of therapy there is the option of joining a support group such as Toastmasters. They teach valuable tips and tricks to help build confidence and lessen the anxiety involved in public speaking.

For as long as I can remember I have had a fear of public speaking.

For a while I thought I was alone in the intense panic attacks I suffer from speaking in front of an audience. Learning about the millions of people who are affected by it, helps to ease the helplessness that comes with speech anxiety. Learning that many have overcome this fear has also given me hope that one day I will be able to confidently stand up in front of an audience, with a smile on my face and get my message across without an ounce of panic in my body.

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Does it bother you...?

by Lee Shearin ’12

Does it bother you that people would rather put themselves at risk for skin cancer than to allow the sun to gradually make them tan? Oh, to joy – EmDeeDubs has passed and that means the Italians are dark, the Irish are pink and nearly everyone has been exposed to UV radiation. We see adults right and left who look wrinkly and disgusting, and every month or so have something or other lopped off. The worst are those tan, old women who would look better as a couch cover because they are 86 percent leather at this point. We get it.

You may have been good-looking in your youth when you were that tan, but now you look like a large raisin.

Students would rather spend their entire Memorial Day Weekend under the scorching sun and risk looking like a couch woman than lathering on sunscreen and get a little bit of sun each day. Is it honestly worth it? The worst thing associated with burning is the subsequent peeling. People will sit right next to you peeling chunks of their body off and pretend it’s nothing.

Then they have the audacity to ask why my face looks as though I have seen a family of skunks get blended. It reminds me of the classic film “Goldmember.” Whenever I see them peel off a chunk, I envision them putting it in their mouth and then I fight the urge to projectile vomit all over the room.

Straight up “Exorcism” style yuking.

The worst offender is the frequent tanning salon visitor. I know I will receive some heat for criticizing tanning salons but, my friends, you have seen too much heat on your skin. You only

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It’s more than just TV... it’s HBO

by Griffin Glenn ’13

get one of those bad boys and why on earth would you poison it year round?

That is not just a new mole, but you may actually be dying. Spray tanning is the worst thing by far. A: You smell like soy sauce, and B: You smell like soy sauce. It’s gross and splotchy. I’d much rather be translucent than spraytanned. The only time it is okay to artificially tan is before school dances because let’s face it, you do look better, but year round it’s unnecessary.

Bronzer also is gross. A little bit is fine (maybe) but don’t go pumpkin on me or I will be tempted to carve you like a Jack-o-Lantern. There is no reason that the ground is white, yet you are as brown as the water in a Port-o-John.

Knights of West Essex, I beg of you to be proud of the skin (and ethnicity) you were born in. There is no need to fake it ‘til you make it in high school. Save the lying to achieve success in the future.

Just a dab of sunscreen a day keeps the doctors away. Though no doctor has ever actually said that, I implore you to use sunscreen whenever you go out into the sun; you will still get color. Patience is a virtue and so is not dying young.

Networks like NBC, FOX and CBS used to dominate television with programs such as “Seinfeld,” “Friends” and “American Idol.” But with those sitcoms ending and with “American Idol’s” ratings at an all-time low, these networks have struggled to keep a decent series on the air. If one feels the need to fill the void that these programs have left, then it is time to invest in premium cable television.

HBO is without a doubt the most famous of these cable stations, and for good reason. HBO’s programs are simply fantastic. As the great Paul Rudd once said in “I Love You, Man,” “Have you ever watched premium Sunday night programming on HBO? Its spectacular.” No one can deny that Sunday nights on HBO are the biggest nights of the week on television. Sunday night features shows like “Entourage,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Boardwalk Empire.” “Entourage” is a 30-minute weekly program chronicling actor Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier), his three best friends and his life as young Hollywood superstar. More recently on the show, Vince has become a cocaine addict and has recently been caught with possession by the police.

“Entourage” returns this July. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” stars Larry David, creator of “Seinfeld,” as he continues his trend of shows about nothing.

The best way to describe this show is an uncensored version of “Seinfeld.”

It is truly hilarious and a must watch.

“Boardwalk Empire” is an hour long program starring Steve Buscemi as

stairs. My dad then walked into the room and asked if I had wished my mom a happy Mother’s Day. I finally realized the enormity of this particular Sunday: It was Mother’s Day! Hopefully, unlike me, everybody else remembered to wish their mother a happy Mother’s Day. My inability to address the fact that it was Mother’s Day made me realize how important this day really is.

One can never really appreciate everything a mother does from the moment a person is conceived. For the next 18 years and nine months, a woman’s life is dedicated solely to motherhood. Certain tasks such as changing diapers, brushing teeth and spoon feeding are all things that mother’s do on a daily basis. I put my mother through terrors such as cracking my skull open, choking on a butterscotch candy, a few stitches here and there and a couple hospital visits in 17

years (to name a few). Now that I think about it, moms really deserve as much appreciation as possible.

Moms never take a day off. For example, my mom had to take my sisters to two sporting events on Mother’s Day. She also attends all my baseball and soccer games, never ceasing to amaze me at how loud she can yell. This all contributed to why I felt terrible for forgetting about Mother’s Day. How could I forget to appreciate the one person who actually cared when I jumped off my kitchen table at seven years old and smashed my face into the tile floor? I had to try to make amends.

Instead of studying for my up-andcoming AP English Exam, my brother and I decided to mow the lawn and plant flowers around the house for decoration. Therefore, when she came home, there was a surprise awaiting her. Although my mom appreci-

Photo by Sam Gilbert Junior Lee Shearin thoughtfully pondering what bothers him at West Essex High School.

Nucky Thompson, the head of the county treasury in 1920s Atlantic City during the Prohibition Era. Thompson is a leading distributer of illegal alcohol in the surrounding area and the show tells the story of his battles with other gangsters as well as keeping out of reach of prohibition agents. It is critically acclaimed and truly one of the best shows of the year.

Although there are no stations as prolific as HBO, there are many other great cable stations where one can fulfill all of their entertainment needs. FX and Showtime also have some excellent programs. Showtime’s best show is without a doubt “Californication,” which chronicles author Hank Moody’s (David Duchovny) rise to stardom and the various problems that follow it. FX has several extremely entertaining shows like “Archer,” “Lights Out” and “Justified.” “Lights Out” is about Patrick “Lights” Leary (Holt McCallany), a 40-year-old ex-heavy weight champion of the world, who goes bankrupt and is thrown back into the ring out of necessity. Along the way he battles serious health problems as he tries to recapture his belt. It is one of the best new shows on television and a must watch.

While the traditional networks still have a few quality programs like “Two and a Half Men,” “Modern Family” and “Saturday Night Live,” they simply cannot compare to HBO, Showtime and FX. If you want to watch quality television with the best shows on air, you should definitely invest in these networks.

Mother’s Day: the most special day in the world

by Ed George ’12

It seemed like just another Sunday as I sat in my living room watching SportsCenter, taking the day off from my usual hectic schedule which consists of school, baseball and soccer. Half-awake, I stared at the television, unaware of the colossal importance that the second Sunday in May brings each year. I thought about reprimanding my mother because breakfast had yet to be prepared, but I let her off easy and decided to go about my business, continuing to watch T.V. It was then that my mother ascended from the basement, passed my living room with a basket full of clothes in her hand and said, “Good morning!”

I unenthusiastically murmured a reply.

She stared at me for a few seconds as if to wait for some special response (which I failed to provide) and then walked up-

ated the gift, she continues to repeat that Mother’s Day lacks importance (but we all know she doesn’t really believe that).

I still felt bad about forgetting about Mother’s Day so in order to remember the next big event in my family, I decided to write it down. Coincidentally, that was the following day - my mom and dad’s 19th anniversary.

Photo by Val Panza

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Trust falls in the halls His name is Koots, he is legend

by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12

Over the past few weeks, it has become blatantly obvious that “trust falls” are no laughing matter, and are an issue that must be taken seriously.

Some of you may have fallen victim to the action, which tends to catch most people off guard and dumbfounded at the awkward event that has taken place before their eyes. A trust fall is when an individual places complete and total trust in another, and lets his or her body go limp and fall towards that individual in hopes of being caught as they hurtle towards the Earth at unknown speeds.

As I set out on my quest to determine the trustworthiness of students, I found astounding results that may shock you.

Out of 10 individual students, nine will drop you, and that statistic is pretty optimistic. Often it would take 15 to 20 tries before finding someone who would put themselves in harm’s way to save you from certain and utter pain.

In my extensive field work, when students were asked if they were trustworthy, all but one said “Yes.” They were then “trust falled.” So if you’re so trustworthy why did I fall almost every single time?

The number of failed trust falls is unacceptable and disturbing. Junior, Emma Alscher said, “I’m sorry I wasn’t expecting it.” Real good excuse, Alscher, but the fact of the matter is that one must always be aware and vigilant of their surroundings.

Always be on guard and expect the unexpected.

After a failed attempt at catching me two times, junior Ben Einhorn said, “The data is overwhelming, I’m at a zero percent success rate that is infinitely bad, I am a disgrace to my family.”

Senior Jared Kutoroff was “trust falled” and failed to catch me, completely unaware of his surroundings he hadn’t the slightest clue as to what was going on. He stood flabbergasted and in an unsympathetic manner said, “Why are you falling?” If you thought that Koots was a trustworthy kid, he most certainly is not.

When trust falled senior Nicholas Saad said, “I’m not catching him.” No, but he is a great guy. I didn’t just practically break my arm falling right in front of him.

Although we found that most people in fact will not catch a falling bystander, there is hope in the future if you follow a few simple techniques.

Everyone needs to be on guard every second of everyday because who knows when the next person is going down. I don’t. If you hear the words “trust fall,” brace yourself for impact and plant your feet firmly onto the ground. Use the “arms under pits” method, which is self explanatory, and be ready to be a hero.

Senior Gianni Grasso was one of the few who caught me. Diving from across the hall he was able to stop my body from slamming into the ground.

His awareness of his surroundings and peripheral vision saved my life. I am forever grateful. Junior Michael Jones also caught me while using perfect form, stopping my fall only inches away from certain death. These men should be commemorated for their heroic actions in the line of duty.

It is up to us in this generation of trust falls to take the responsibility to catch everyone and leave no one behind on the ground. If they fall, pick them back up. But it would be way better to actually catch them in the first place.

by Spencer Satz ’12

Who is a Koots? Jared Kutoroff, frequently called Koots, is a legend. Like any legend, his legacy will live on long after he leaves West Essex. Raised in North Caldwell, Koots grew up living a good life. He has two sisters, a house right by the police station and an Xbox 360. When did Jared become Koots?

No one knows, but there will never be another student at West Essex High School who is quite like him. Koots said, “I have enjoyed high school, but don’t like the staff very much. They don’t understand, I’m Koots.” What are the qualities the staff can’t stand about Koots, one may ask? He said, “I have the ability to just do whatever I want at a certain instant. Like being in the hallways or going to the nurse when I’m supposed to be in Spanish.”

Koots enjoys roaming the halls looking for fun things to do. Outside of school, Koots plays video games, hangs out with friends and plays sports. Koots’ neighbor and good friend, junior Corey Cecere, is going to miss the fun times playing ball with Koots, but Koots is growing up, with further plans to play for the NBA one day. First, however, he would like to attend college. If the NBA doesn’t work out, Koots plans on being a sports agent or owning his own Italian restaurant named “Koots.” Koots’ love

of cooking began when he started going to Votech and taking cooking classes during his freshman year. Later, he was kicked out for skipping class and not following the rules. When asked about his departure from Votech he said, “I’m Koots. I run this school.”

Just as Jared Kutoroff ran this school, he will run things wherever he goes. It’s part of the nature of being a Koots.

Photo by Jackie Fusco

Writer Spencer Satz gets comfortable with his subject.

Mirror images: W.E. celebrity look alikes

Photo by Danielle Meyer

Katherine Heigl

Alina Vitencz Junior Mike Jones demonstrates his superb trustworthiness in a trust fall.

Jim Rome

Jason Freda

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Male fashion fail

by Jack Boyd-Dias ‘12

With spring time already here, winter

Photo by Jackie Fusco

West Essex students display their various backpacks.

Watch your back... pack

by Jackie Fusco ’12

As you look around the school you can easily judge a student based on their backpack. You get an idea of what a person is like and how they act just by looking at them. There is definitely a wide range of bags in our hallways, but you will probably notice that the most popular style at West Essex is the simple black Jansport. "I’ve had this thing since the ninth grade," said Junior Melissa Laible. While these book bags do come in all colors, black is the simplest and most commonly found. The Jansport holds just enough supplies without being too overwhelming.

Then there are the L.L. Bean backpacks (the ones usually with a student’s initials monogrammed on it), which are usually on the bigger side. These bags are made to fit up to three textbooks and a binder for each class. This can mean that this person has a big bundle because they are really smart and need to carry their AP Chemistry and AP Physics textbooks. On the other hand, it can show that person is just too lazy to go all the way to their locker so they carry around all of their belongings for the whole day. These bags can be extremely dangerous in the hallways.

They take up so much room and can easily knock out a small freshman, making the L.L. Bean an obvious

safety hazard.

If you keep looking around you’ll see people with “kid” backpacks with characters such as Dora the Explorer or Mickey Mouse on them. This implies they are trying to give off the impression that they don’t care what people think about them and they are still loving their childhood.

You will also see some girls with pocketbooks or designer bags. This shows that they really do care what people think about them and might possibly be materialistic.

For minimalistic guys, you will see the small drawstring backpacks that may have a pencil in it, but usually they are empty. I’m not saying that these people don’t care about school, but that is the impression given off.

You can also tell a little about a student by how many straps they wear. If both book bag straps are on and tightened up it might show that they are more assertive and aggressive. If there is only one strap and their bundle hangs really low it shows that person is more laidback and careless.

The backpack a person wears and the way they wear it can tell you a lot about who they are and about their personality without even having a conversation with them. If you really want to learn more about your fellow classmates, just check out what’s on

fashions have gone out the window and the warm weather clothing trends have emerged from hibernation. However, some styles are not the best for this beautiful season. These so called “fashion statement” dudes attempt to pull off styles that simply do not work.

I have taken it upon myself to stop this pandemic of bad fashion that is slowly but surely taking over the men in our school district. Without further ado, the top four fashion disasters are: 4. At a respectable number four on our list of fashion atrocities, sweatpants with the same color sweatshirt has already claimed so many. In particular, gray on gray is especially unpleasant to look at.

People tend to walk around in such styles as if nothing is wrong, however, they are sorely mistaken and people are watching and judging. Unfortunately, gray is not a good color for most and the combination never compliments anyone. The same color for a pant and a shirt is a bomb that has caused too much collateral damage.

So hit the deck, everyone.

3. Coming in at number three, jorts.

This does not apply to females with short shorts. Jorts for men are simply the most horrific sight I have ever seen anyone attempt to wear. I get embarrassed for people when I see them wearing jorts. Wearing jeans and shorts is equivalent to saying, “I like to knit and bake cookies.” Junior Michael Jones said, “Jorts are not cool, they are for fools.”

2. At number two, flip flops with socks, also known as “Flocks.” Flip flops and socks is a contradiction and very few if any can pull off the style.

For most of us if this combination is ever worn, they will simply embarrass themselves. Flip flops are worn to keep the feet cool, but if you wear socks with them, what is the purpose? Wearing socks with flip flops will only get you taken down by the fashion police.

1. Finally, shirts that are too big for you. Shirts that are too big simply make those wearing them look scrawny and weak. They look more like a poncho than like a shirt. If you want a non water proof poncho wear a shirt that is too big.

This is perhaps the most common fashion disaster that creeps up on everyone from time to time.

The crack is wack

by Vin Cosenzo ’12

We are all in danger of an epidemic called voice cracks. They are very stealthy and can strike at any moment.

There is no way for one to prevent his voice from making this horrific, high-pitched noise that will send onlookers into pure hysteria. While these bystanders will enjoy the moment, “the squeaker”, or the person subject to the horrible epidemic will be crying inside, wanting to get away from the scene of the crime. While “the squeaker” may play it off like they don’t really care about what just happened, cracking a weak smile, they are actually urging to escape their humiliation. If there was a way to prevent voice cracks the world would be a better place, but sadly there is not.

There are not many things more embarrassing then having your voice crack when you are trying to root on a teammate in a sporting event. Senior Dave Jesch said, “Voice cracks are harsh and cruel. They terrorize people and when on the field they are arguably the most humiliating thing ever.” When cheering on a teammate, one is supposed to sound mean and intimidating. The point is to let the other team know you mean business. When a voice crack occurs during

that cheer, the victim winds up sounding like a scared little kid rather than a macho man. The positive to this situation is that the kids on the other team don’t go to the same school. Your teammates will be sure to give you abuse, but the other kids will not be able to make fun of you.

Sadly friends, it does get worse. There is nothing quite embarrassing as having a voice crack in class. One of the common times for a crack to occur is when a teacher is doing attendance. After being idle for a few minutes your voice is called upon to say that one word, here.

When your mouth opens up the word comes out high-pitched and funny. Your classmates immediately break out into laughter as your cheeks slowly turn the color of a clown’s bright red nose.

Don’t worry fellow squeakers; if your voice has squeaked and you are looking to get away, a flight to San Diego, Calif. is generously priced at $514 on southwest. com. My thoughts and condolences go out to all of you who have experienced voice cracks. The battle is not over and we must not let voice cracks overcome us. One must not let the voice cracks bother them too much. In the words of Destiny’s Child, “I’m a survivor, I’m gonna make it.” have made it past

voice cracks. Will you?

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Jersey Shore: Battle of the beaches Ortley by the sea

by Mikayla Cimilluca ‘12

Most people believe because I go the Jersey Shore and am encircled by a bubble of Fairfield people, that I spend every night in an unwelcoming, disgusting environment as seen on the reality series “Jersey Shore.” It is kind of ironic because I am so close distance wise to this crazy lifestyle but the three weeks I spend down the shore couldn’t be more different from what is seen on television. The Jersey Shore name gives off the wrong idea, but to me it brings nothing but happiness. Ortley Beach, N.J. is where my heart belongs for three whole weeks every summer.

I stay in my friend’s house located behind a mini golf and arcade place called Barnacle Bills with my four best friends. Not only is it filled with fun games to waste your extra change on, but the ice cream and food are delicious. The quesadillas there are probably one of my most favorite things on the menu.

During the day in Ortley, my friends and I go to the beach on Seventh Avenue. Unfortunately, it’s a really crowded beach so if you don’t arrive by about noon you could find yourself with nowhere to lay your towel. Seventh Ave. is also where Joey Harrison’s Surf Club is located. So if you hate “Guidos” and obnoxious people, I suggest you do not go to this beach. There’s nothing like spending an entire day on the beach.

Time goes by in the blink of an eye because you are surrounded by great places and great people.

The Seaside boardwalk is also usually always an enjoyable time. It could end up costing you a lot of money though. Normally, I walk right past the “Shore Store” because people crowd around it waiting for “JWoww” and “The Situation” to be there. My friends and I usually ride the Skyscraper or the Skycoaster, which cost $20 each.

My time at the Jersey Shore is always adventurous. It turns out being very expensive three week excursion, but in the end, it is all worth it.

Photos Courtesy of Valerie Panza, Jackie Fusco and Erica Perrotta

Long Beach Island: Down by the Wildwoods Six towns, one island

by Daria Forte ’13

When you drive off of the Garden State Parkway at exit 4, you know that you're just about to enter one of the cleanest beaches in New Jersey.

Wildwood Crest isn't like the common beaches that most people travel to every year. After reading about this beach, I guarantee you that you will be willing to take the three hour drive to reach this destination.

I have been going to Wildwood Crest for as long as I can remember.

For one, the beach is huge, and it is a long walk down until you reach the ocean, accomodating the many beachgoers. With the available beach space, comes great opportunity for activities.

The beach isn't the only great feature of the Crest. In fact, the boardwalk is just as big. The boardwalk, known as Morey's Piers, has three huge piers, as opposed to other boardwalks from other shores that only have one or two piers. The rides are the biggest attraction. For any roller coaster/daring ride lovers, the Bungee Ball, the Sea Serpent, the AtmosFEAR and the Great White are the most popular.

“The best thing to do on the boardwalk is the big ferris wheel,” said

sophomore Christa Luzzi. “When you’re on the top of the wheel you can see the whole island because you’re so high up.”

Other attractions include water parks, parasailing, jet skiing and the Thunder Cat speed boat. This speedboat is a great, amusing way to end your vacation. The speedboat takes you straight across Wildwood Crest beach and travels all the way to the Barnegat lighthouse and then turns back. It’s such a thrill watching the dolphins since you can see them close up.

People like Luzzi go to Wildwood Crest every year since it never gets old and it’s always great making new memories there. “I’ve been going to Wildwood my whole life; I stay at the Jolly Roger every year because my family friends work there and it’s a good hotel close to the ocean,” said Luzzi. Despite the shortage of hotels nowadays, there are still decent hotels to stay at, like the Jolly Roger and the El Coronado, the hotel where I stay.

Otherwise, the newly-built condominiums are another alternative but can be very expensive.

When it comes down to it, Wildwood Crest is the perfect getaway. While it may be far, you’ll never want to leave this beautiful town from the moment you arrive there.

by Danielle Meyer ’13

Only about 30 exits south of MTV’s “Jersey Shore’s” home in Seaside,is Long Beach Island, however, it is not like the stereotypical Jersey Shore.

There are a bunch of towns in L.B.I. including Surf City, North Beach, Harvey Cedars, Loveladies, High Bar Harbor and Beach Haven. Every August I spend a week in Beach Haven with my friends, and it is always entertaining and relaxing. Even though there are not that many places to go, it is always nice spending time there.

Days can be spent on the beach doing the typical beach activities like playing in the sand and ocean.

However, if you are craving a change of scenery there is Thundering Surf Water Park right next to Bay Village (the equivalent to a boardwalk). The slides and water rides are amusing, but because the water park is relatively small, it can’t be more than a half day of entertainment.

At night my friends and I usually go to the small boardwalk-like area.

Fantasy Island is a small amusement park. It’s a nice place to play games and go on rides. Even though most of the rides are more geared towards

younger kids, it is fun to walk around.

Bay Village is located next to Fantasy Island and has a bunch of shops and restaurants to browse. Bay Village has interesting things to buy and delicous food to eat. A great pizza place next to Fantasy Island is called A Slice of Heaven. It has a wide variety of pizza toppings. If you want ice cream after go to the Ben and Jerry’s right next door. There are amazing places to buy fudge and ice cream as well as cute beach shops selling clothes saying L.B.I. on them.

L.B.I. is not typically a very crowded beach. The beaches are never swarming with people, making it pleasant to lay on the beach with friends or swim in the ocean. There is also plenty of room for beach activities, so you can never be tired of spending your days on the sand.

L.B.I. is the perfect place at the Jersey Shore to spend the summer. It is a laid back and nice. Bay Village and Fantasy Island are great to walk around at night.

It is not sketchy, gross or crowded like popular Jersey Shore town Seaside, and is the perfect town to go to the beach and avoid the stereotypical shore. Long Beach Island, is the best place to spend the summer at the beach.

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Only one question remains: NKOTBSB…...wait, what?

Their famous career hits include “LargWill you be “Taken by Storm?” er than Life”, “I Want it that Way”,

by Daria Forte ’13

vive the hurricane—Michael and the ship’s captain. Every other passenger on the boat dies including his parents, leaving Michael emotionally scarred and immortally remorseful. Michael “Taken by Storm”

by Angela Morrison meets Leesie at his new school, and she is determined to save him from Razorbill, 2009 his misery. Inevitably, the two teens fall in love. But Michael, unlike $8.99 at Amazon.com Leesie, is craving the physical part of a relationship. Leesie’s Mormon faith has taught her to stay away from such activities, but Michael’s

Let’s be honest, we all judge a book traumatic past and instability causes by its cover. But every time we let her to question her morals. those books go we lose an opportu- I was not impressed by this book nity to read something great. “Taken until about page 50. But once I hit that

by Storm” by Angela Morrison is page, I could not put the book down. one of those books I would typically I contribute most of my interest to push aside. Published by Razorbill in Michael and Leesie’s contrasting re2009, the book blended seamlessly ligious views. Fret not; the novel is into the shelves of Barnes and Noble. by no means preaching to the reader.

For some reason I picked it up, and Leesie preaches to Michael when he I am glad I did. “Taken by Storm” hits rock bottom, but it only makes captivated me with its romantically one see the importance of personal morals and faith. Most of the time, the twisted plotline. book made me so frustrated and angry at their religious differences. Of course, no love story would be compelling without hardships, but each page made me desperately crave perfect harmony The novel is narrated from the per- between Leesie and Michael. spective of both Michael and Leesie, The romantic plotline shares some two teens who couldn’t be more dif- similarities to the famous “Twilight” ferent. Leesie Hunt is a beautiful full- series. Both show those feelings of fledged Mormon, eager to leave both dependence and reliance that come her high school and the boys who along with love. With glaring simitorment her purity. Rules prohibiting larities to such a successful series, dating, kissing and sexual activity I wonder why this book is unrecstructure her life. Life rarely goes ognized. Yes, I felt unimpressed at according to plan, and for Leesie, life first, but I was engrossed throughout is no different. the novel. “Taken by Storm” will Michael Walden practically lives in certainly take you by storm if you the sea. His passion for diving com- enjoy romance with a twist. Angela bined with his stubbornness propels Morrison’s words deliver smiles and Michael and his family into the midst tears, and I highly advise you pick up of a hurricane. Only two people sur- this gratifying novel.

by Regina Walter ’13

Review

As I scrolled midway down the top 100 songs list on iTunes, I came across an artist with all capital letters that seemed to make no sense. It read: NKOTBSB. Completely puzzled, I decided to look it up. It was the abbreviation for two bands named New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) and the Backstreet Boys (BSB). I immediately became excited and started listening to their new single.

The hybrid-band’s new single, “Don’t Turn Out the Lights,” is a catchy song since it’s not too fast, but not too slow and has a fun beat that you will instantly want to start dancing to. The two bands sound perfect in unison, which makes them more appealing to listeners.

“I like their new song a lot! It has a good beat and it is like a mix of old music with more modern contemporary stuff,” said sophomore Cece Campanile.

According to onlinetickets.com, NKOTB, a quintet, started in 1984 when a man named Maurice Starr wanted to form a boy group after losing his other boy group creation named New Edition.

Their career soared with hits like “Please Don‘t Go Girl,” “You’ve Got it (The Right Stuff)” and their recent successful tune “Summertime.”

While NKOTB split in 1994, the Backstreet Boys formed the next year and carried on the boy band tradition.

“Incomplete” and various others. They were a cultural phenomenon during the late ’90s, but split up in 2005. Now, both bands are back and are ready for more.

The talk of these two bands going on tour together started during the summer of 2010, when they were both on tour at the same time.

“I was very upset when the Backstreet Boys split up because I could never see them in concert until now,” said sophomore Adrianna Bertoldi. “Now my mom, who’s a New Kids on the Block Fan, and I plan to go see them in concert together.

It’s great that we can see a concert and both enjoy the music.”

The NKOTBSB tour comes to New Jersey on June 12 and 13 in East Rutherford at the Izod Center. They will perform songs from their new album, which consists of 13 tracks that have classic Backstreet Boys singles, New Kids on the Block hits and, of course, songs of them working their magic together.

I highly recommend that you check out this new collaborative work that incorporates two bands responsible for starting sensations during their time.

New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys together create an album that combines the talent and themes of multiple generations.

Part II: comedy and déjà vu

by Louis Coniglio ’13

As expected, “The Hangover” crew has done it again. Director Todd Phillips and actors Bradley Cooper (Phil), Ed Helms (Stu), Zach Galifianakis (Alan), Justin Bartha (Doug) and Ken Jeong (Leslie) were featured in yet another stellar movie, “The Hangover Part II.” This film will for sure go in the books as one to remember.

Review

“The Hangover,” released in 2009, was one of the most popular movies worldwide, known for its comedy and excitement. The cast and directors decided to make a sequel to have the audience once again fall out of their seats in laughter.

“The Hangover Part II,” released on May 26, has already been talked about around the world. The plot of the movie is exactly the same as the first, creating a predictable storyline.

However, it was still funny enough to attract viewers everywhere for the second time. In the first movie, Doug is preparing to get married and he brings Phil, Stu and Alan on a bachelor party to Las Vegas.

“The Hangover Part II” has the same crew going to Thailand for Stu’s wedding. For a second time, trouble starts when someone has gone missing. Everyone was drugged again and cannot remember a thing from the night before. They are determined to find the missing person before the wedding. Although “The Hangover Part II” may have a very predictable storyline, its comedy is truly one of the best a movie has had in quite some time.

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Googoo over GaGa?

by Sam Gilbert ’13

When flipping through radio stations, there is no doubt that you will come across one of Lady GaGa’s latest mega-hits. Not only has the five-time Grammy winner brought attention to herself through her Madonna-inspired songs, but her eccentric outfits have been recognized as well.

GaGa’s latest stunt was arriving on the red carpet in an egg, but her most memorable one was the controversial “meat” dress. It goes without saying that Lady Gaga attracts controversy no matter what she wears, says or sings.

With millions of fans (GaGa currently has over 9.5 million Twitter followers) comes many critics, the biggest being heavily religious members of the Catholic Church. Many feel that GaGa’s provocative outfits and daring lyrics make a mockery of Church and the Catholic religion because of biblical references she has made in different aspects of her work.

According to catholicleague.org, President Bill Donahue of The Catholic League said, “She has now become the new poster girl for American decadence and Catholic bashing. Lady Gaga was raised Catholic and then morphed into something unrecognizable”. He also said of GaGa’s Alejandro video that she was “abusing Catholic symbols while bleating out ‘Alejandro’ enough times to induce vomit.”

Her latest song, “Judas,” which refer-

ences the man who betrayed Jesus in the Christian religion, has also received attention from the Catholic League. They said GaGa leaked the song right before Easter because it was the only way to “jet up her performance.”

Though some may be offended by GaGa’s provocation and use of religious symbolism, many look up to her as their hero.

Junior and GaGa fanatic Marco Glinbizzi said, “GaGa’s message is one of universal acceptance, but even more so, it’s about celebrating yourself and life. I think that she portrays the message in everything she does that it’s okay to be crazy when you want to be, and there’s nothing wrong with feeling insecure.”

GaGa is not bubblegum pop. Her music tackles issues such as the unfair treatment of homosexuals and transgenders.

“She isn’t easy to digest because she is honest and straightforward… I can’t think of one other pop star today who does that,” said Glinbizzi.

Although GaGa’s attention-seeking ways may anger some members of the Catholic Church, it’s important for people to have a role model and a positive influence. GaGa uses the media for good and should be judged for her talent, not her sense of style or religious views. Love her or hate her, Lady GaGa’s message of equality has gone global and impacted culture.

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Rebbecca Black in her debut music video “Friday.”

Friday: the truth behind the buzz

by Vittoria Contuzzi ’13

Thirteen-year-old Rebecca Black has become an overnight YouTube sensation with her hit single “Friday.” With the extremely ridiculous, yet catchy, lyrics by Ark Music Factory’s Clarence Jey and Patrice Wilson, who wouldn’t want to listen to a song about the days of the week? However, it’s Black’s YouTube video that really draws in the 118 million views. One thing is for sure, it’s definitely an informative song. California must be giving out driver’s licenses to eighth graders now, considering the “fun fun fun” friends Black is riding with in her obviously realistic video.

The Ark Music Factory in L.A. produces videos for teens ages 13 to 17 in hopes of becoming the next music sensation. Unfortunately for Black, she’s become a star for all of the wrong reasons.

According to ABC News, “Friday” is

considered one of the worst music videos in the world. In an interview with Black about how teens hate her song and voice, Black told ABC News, “I think that’s an accomplishment, you know, even a person who doesn’t like it, it’s going to be stuck in their heads.” Even though the song has made her famous, serious consequences have followed. Black has received death threats and has been told to “develop an eating disorder so [she] can get pretty,” by one “Friday” critic.

Although the public complains about this song, it has been on the iTunes top 100 chart within the past month.

Radio host Ryan Seacrest earned Black a legitimate record deal with DB Entertainment. After Black was on Seacrest’s radio show, her fame struck a new level. Despite this, Black doesn’t want to be known as “that ‘Friday’ girl” and hopes to pursue her dreams of becoming a musical performer.

New albums for your summer playlist

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March 29 was the day Britney Spears blessed us with her seventh studio album “Femme Fatale,” which included her single “Till the World Ends.” The 12 track record will undoubtedly inspire listeners to get up and dance, and the auto-tuned pop songs do not fall short of entertaining. However, it cannot be argued that as a whole her latest work is lacking substance of any kind, which may have something to do with allowing Ke$ha to write the lyrics to “Till the World Ends.” No matter how great you may think your voice is with excessive auto-tune Britney, it’s safe to say no one sounds good singing anything that festered in Ke$ha’s brain (if science can eventually prove it exists).

(2.5 out of 5 stars)

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Rock n’roll takes a new form in the Foo Fighter’s latest album “Wasting Light,” released on April 12. Fans of the classics can easily appreciate the seventh studio album of the band that started with Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl. Choosing to record in a studio built into his garage, Grohl has led his men to success by completing a hard-hitting collection of songs that simply exemplifies their intensity. Songs such as “Rope” and “Walk” will make everyone find themselves relating to exactly what they’re hearing while being impressed with a certain energy that adds charm and originality to each track. Former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic add bass and accordion to two songs while the rest of the group carries through with nine more powerful rock harmonies. Tracks including “A Matter of Time” will have you wishing every band was capable of creating modern music with hints of what made the classics so incredible to begin with. (4 out of 5 stars)

by Nicole Del Mauro ’12

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Adele is to be considered noteworthy for her uniqueness and skill in regard to her sophomore album, “21.”

The young British singer could be compared to Duffy and Amy Whinehouse for her soulful style and powerful voice through the lyrics of her songs. Famously know for her single “Chasing Pavements,” Adele continues to make magic by telling the tales of love and loss while keeping listeners entertained and wanting to hear more. Although “Rolling in the Deep” is the only track that’s made it to the iTunes top 10 singles chart, songs such as “Turning Tables” and “Someone Like You” are sure to leave a lasting impression. Adele is a refreshing reminder that not all music of 2011 must come from a jail-bound rapper or a pre-teen Disney star who will most likely be irrelevant by the time you’ve finished reading this review. (4 out of 5 stars)

June 2011

The Wessex Wire

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The NFL draft’s biggest winners

draft with questions at quarterback and wide receiver. Starting quarterback, The 2011 NFL draft took place from Carson Palmer, has threatened to retire April 28 to April 30 at the Radio City unless traded. Two starting receivers Music Hall. The Carolina Panthers from last year (Chad Ochocinco and selected Cam Newton, a quarterback Terrell Owens) are free agents to be. from Auburn University with the first They addressed these needs by sepick in this year’s draft following a 2-14 lecting A.J. Green, wide receiver from the University of Georgia with the season.

During this past season, the Panthers’ fourth pick and Andy Dalton a quaroffense scored 12 points per game while terback from Texas Christian Univeraveraging just over 143 passing yards sity (TCU) in the second round. In his per game. Newton is an unbelievable career, Green caught 166 balls, scored talent who has scrambling ability to 23 touchdowns and had over 2,600 receiving compliment a yards. Dalstrong arm. ton proved L a s t y e a r, to be a true Newton acwinner in counted for college with 51 touch42 wins (a downs; 30 conference p a s s i n g , Photo courtesy of mymontage.net 20 rushing First pick Cam Newton with Commissioner record) and was the ofand one reRodger Goodell at the NFL Draft. fensive ceiving. He player of the broke the SEC single season record for most year for his conference for two years rushing yards by a quarterback with running.

1,473 yards. He led Auburn to both Without free agency to fill voids, the the SEC Championship and National draft had more importance this year Championship. Newton won the Heis- and some teams changed their stratman award for being the best college egy. Both of these teams drastically improved their squad and should be football player.

The Cincinnati Bengals entered the confident heading into next season.

by Ryan Rinsky ’12

MLB one third of the way recap

by Vin Cosenzo ’12

The 2011 Major League Baseball season is approximately one third of the way through and has been full of shocks and surprises. Teams who were projected to go 162-0 (The Boston Red Sox) didn’t quite live up to the hype, while other teams burst onto the scene playing much better than expected.

The Red Sox did not quite live up to fans’ expectations in the beginning of the season after starting 2-10 but have turned things around and are now 3326, one game behind the Yankees as of June 6. After acquiring a big time free agent in former Rays left fielder Carl Crawford and trading for San Diego’s power hitting first baseman Adrian Gonzalez, many had them as World Series favorites. Crawford and the rest of the Boston offense has been performing as expected and has been pivotal in the Sox turning things around.

The Philadelphia Phillies have lived up to their expectations behind their dominant rotation. The plethora of aces they have acquired has led

them to a 35-24, start as of June 6.

With slugging second baseman Chase Utley back from the disabled list, they look like the favorite to come out of the National League.

The biggest surprise of the season has been the Cleveland Indians, who stand at 33-24, two and a half games ahead of the second place Detroit Tigers as of June 6. Pitchers Justin Masterson and Fausto Carmona have been pitching tremendously. A resurging Travis Hafner and a healthy Grady Sizemore could help the Indians make a run at the American League Central title.

As for the local teams, the New York Yankees have jumped out to an enjoyable start hitting lots of home runs and getting pitching from unexpected sources. The Mets on the other hand have struggled out of the gate as they deal with injuries.

So far the season has been filled with lots of exciting and nail biting games with many more to come. It will be interesting to see if the Red Sox and Phillies can continue to live up to expectations or if the Indians could ride their momentum for the remainder of their season.

Facebook is for front runners

by Paul Haramis ’12

“Yo good shot Melo.” “I hate Kevin Garnett.” “Packers Super Bowl champs baby.” “J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS…one more ‘til the Super Bowl.” Everyone has something to say about what’s happening in the world of sports regardless of their fanhood. This bothers me more than anything, especially when it comes from people that could care less about the sport and/or team.

Take the first two games of the recent New York Knicks-Boston Celtics playoff series as an example. After Game One people were calling out Carmelo Anthony for his shot at the end of the game, however, those same people were calling him a “beast” or a “God” after his performance in Game Two. This was not the first time this year that something like this happened, though. When the Jets returned to the AFC Championship game, everyone had a status about it. Junior Jets fan Jake Roseman said, “It’s preposterous. The fact that people think they can make a status and become a huge fan of a team because they start winning makes me sick to my stomach.” Front runners, people who start rooting for a team once they start winning, are extremely frustrating to the true fans that stick with a team throughout the years, regardless of their season outcome. Facebook

front running is possibly the worst.

On some nights there is too much going on for you to sit down for about three hours and watch a game live.

When this happens you get to take advantage of one of mankind’s greatest inventions: the DVR. Unfortunately, for the result of the game not to be spoiled, one must block out society.

When I missed Games Two and Three of the eastern NBA semi-finals due to a tutor and church, I had to keep my phone off in my room, stay away from the TV, stay off the computer, turn off every radio in ear-shot and every time I answered the phone I had to scream, “Don’t say anything about the Knicks game!” A little ridiculous to make sure the game was not ruined, right? Yes, but it worked so I can’t complain. I wish people would take a grace period when talking about the game. In this way, those who have not seen it live can get a chance to watch it while not shutting themselves out from the world.

While modern day social networking websites such as Facebook are great, there are days when I just want to delete mine. When a big sporting event takes place, everyone expresses their opinions through their statuses, even if it’s the first time they’re watching that team. At this rate there will be no need for ESPN anymore because the people on Facebook will inform you about everything you need to know about sports.

Social networking sites like Facebook are destroying the joy of the game for true sports fans.

June 2011 Issue 5

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Track team find success In 2011 spring season

by Ryan Rinsky ’12

This season, the West Essex boys and girls track team both won the conference. They won all five three team matches (meaning that they actually beat 10 teams).

Sophomore Eric Maher, a javelin thrower, showed appreciation for his teammates by saying, “I love the track team. Go Knights!” By going undefeated, the boys’ team captured the conference championship for the second straight year. After winning it last year, they were moved up to a tougher conference, but were still able to have success.

After the regular season, all of the teams in the conference had one giant meet in which the Knights won.

“Winning the conference team championship meet was a major accomplishment for our program. Defeating a track and field powerhouse like Verona High School, a program we respect immensely, made this a very noteworthy victory,” said Coach Tony Emering.

Some key contributors to the track

team’s success are junior Stephen O’Neill, who runs the 100 and 200 meter runs along with doing the long jump, Maher, who throws javelin in the field aspect of the matches, and freshman Carlisa Oyama who broke the West Essex girls’ record for the fastest mile in the school’s history by running it in 5:08.

Some members of the team qualified for the group two final meet on June 4. Oyama, junior Julie Kayzerman, senior Lauren McDonald and freshman Monica Krup made up the girl’s team for the four by four relay race. Joining them was Maher throwing the javelin, junior Mike Steets who ran the 400 and 800 meter races, Oyama ran the 800 and 1600 meter races and McDonald ran the 100 and 200 meter races in addition to doing the pole vault.

Both McDonald and Oyama did well enough to qualify for the Meet of Champions. Oyama took third place in the 1600 meter race at groups and McDonald took fifth place in the pole vault at groups. They will be competing on Thursday (too late for Wire deadline).

Review of Knights’ spring season

by Ed George ’12

Boys Lacrosse –The boys’ lacrosse team was able to obtain a 12-9 record this season regardless of having one the most difficult schedule in the state. They made it to the state semi-finals after defeating West Deptford and Rumson before suffering a hard fought loss to Mountain lakes, 8-2. Their success was revealed by their rank in the state as they finished the season at No. 18. Key players for the team were Joe Fusco, the leading goal scorer (40) and point leader (49) for the Knights, Pat Farrell who had 48 points and goalie Mike Wiatrak who had another strong season with 255 saves. Underclassmen standouts were Matt Garvey (31 points), Mike Drumm (16 points) and Anthony Perrotta (27 points).

Girls Lacrosse – The West Essex girls’ lacrosse team had another great season as they amassed a 14-7 record throughout the year, finishing No. 14 in the state.

The team won the Essex County Tournament this season with a last second goal by senior defender Casey Higgins. Seniors Kayleigh Thies (33 goals and 27 assists) and Nikki Maxman (49 goals and 22 assists) played very well for the team, leading them to the semifinals of their section where they barely lost to Summit 10-8. Some underclassmen who had success were junior Natalie Cafone (60 goals and 20 assists) and goalie Alexis Miller (88 saves), along with Sophomores Stephanie D’Ascoli (29 goals) and Amanda Cassera (27 goals and 10 assists). Junior Jackie Fusco scored 36 goals and had 25 assists as freshman Erica Perrotta had 17 goals as well.

Boys Tennis – The boys’ tennis team went 4-19 this year, losing in the first round of the state tournament to Montclair 5-0. Junior players David Shields and Alex Schwartz carried the team this year as they were placed in a difficult conference. The team had big wins against Glen Ridge, West Orange, Verona and Madison. Among some tough, close losses they suffered, the Knights were edged out 3-2 by Nutley once and MKA twice. Although this year may not have been as successful as they hoped, the tennis team has many returning juniors who plan on making next year more promising.

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by Paul Haramis ’12

Photo courtesy of Edward Kensik

Junior Jimmy Kenny is the starting right fielder and a relief pitcher for the West Essex Knights Baseball team. He started last season for the Group II State Champions and this year the Knights are two wins away from repeating as champs (as of Tuesday).

Kenny said, “We just need to take the game one pitch at a time like Coach Illiano has us do every game, we need to respect our opponents, but fear no one. If we play our game we will repeat.”

Kenny bats in the third spot in the lineup and is tied with the school record for most home runs in a single season with seven. He is not just a power hitter though, as he is hitting .451 this season.

The highlight of his baseball career so far is his game winning hit versus Caldwell last year in States.

Aside from the school team, Kenny has played for travel teams such as Baseball U, the Under Armour Rookies and Wladyka Baseball. On these teams he will sometimes play third base.

Kenny has participated in Wladyaka showcases and has been in contact with some schools about playing at the college level.

by Ed George ’12

“Before this year, making the state tournament was an accomplishment.

But now, with improved dedication as well as determination to win, our goal is to make a deep run in the tournament,” said junior Sahil Amin as he depicted a team that he called, “transformed,” in comparison to last year. The boys’ volleyball team has made it to the state tournament only once in their history, last year. This season, the team not only planned on making it to the tournament, but making a deep run. Refusing satisfaction with last year’s success, the team got off to a quick start this year, winning five of their first six games.

Last year acted as a building block for the volleyball team. Although six seniors graduated from last year’s team, the younger players have shown great improvement. Behind the coaching of Mr. Bill Humes, the Knights have one thing on their mind; staying together.

Amin, a setter and the team leader in assists, said the key to success was to, “Stay unified on the floor and to always communicate. Problems in the past arose from lack of support for each other

year we are making a conscious effort to pick each other up and focus on winning as a unit.”

The boys’ volleyball team took the Belleville Buccaneers (8-2), a team who started out the year ranked 19th in the state, to three games on Wed., April 20. The team lost, but played very well in the second game, which they won 25-22. They improved to 12-12 this year, which is impressive after playing an undefeated Wallington opponent, a top ranked Belleville team and Wayne Hills.

The team lost in the state tournament to Bergen Catholic after two games, one of which was a heartbreaking 31-29 loss. Although it may have been a disappointing end to the year, positives can be taken out of this season. The team only loses one senior after this season, and has young talent rising through the program. Success is expected for upcoming seasons as the volleyball team’s record has improved steadily over the past three years. Although the season may be over, the goal remains the same as the West Essex Volleyball Knights continue to work towards more successful years to come.