Those Bird Cartoons by Mick Elliot M i ck Elli o t takes a lo o k at li f e th r o ug h th e ey es o f h i s ch ar mi ng li ttle f eath er ed f r i ends - th i s b o o k i s th e per f ect anti do te to taki ng li fe to o s er i o us ly .
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What some of the world's toughest critics say about 'those bird Cartoons'
"This book has helped me and my hordes get through the hardships of conquering places that don't really want to be conquered... " Genghis Khan "Verily this is a very funny book, and I should know because I know a bit about writing funny books...." William Shakespeare "This is the funniest book what I have ever read... Samuel Johnson More GENUINE praise on the next page
"I only found this book recently and it has inspired me to go out and find other things ... " Christopher Columbus "When I first read Those Bird Cartoons I was fascinated by how they got funnier and funnier as I progressed my way through the book, this got me thinking ... " Charles Darwin "Ten minutes flicking through Those Bird Cartoons helps me re focus on my music ... " Ludwig Van Beethoven "I'm going to buy lots of Those Bird Cartoons books and send them to my lady friends as special presents on Saint Valentines Day ... " Al Capone
twittering
i phone
What's that?
What are you doing?
cool
it's what i do!
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ikea?
where else?
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Keep a lookout for Cuckoos
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Remember before the recession when we used to fly everywhere?
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You look a bit down
It's my wife, she wants me to get a job
what for?
says she's sick of living on crumbs
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What's everyone waiting for?
the burger man
crumbs
seeds
bugs nuts
worms
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She says my what's with the shorts?
my wife made them
what for?
legs are too skinny
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that's how humans make love - fancy giving it a try?
we'll need to get a wardrobe
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watch out for that hawk, it can see us from more than a mile away
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OK OK! next time, we fly mutter mutter
groan moan
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I told you, no more brown
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fancy making some eggs?
let's not get carried away by the moment
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wanna see a grown man cry?
Any response? yes
he's running... waving his club!
this should do it we have tears
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are you flying south for the winter?
not flying train, ferry, hire car
you got that right
easyjet hand luggage policy why not fly?
bastards
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another dawn another chorus
you go ahead, I'll give it a miss this morning
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yo, man yo, dude
Thanks, man. but they keep falling off Nice shades, dude
no ears, man why's that dude?
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what's his problem?
he thinks he's a bat
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Can you play the Guitar?
No, but I'm pretty good on the piano
sorry,I really need a guitar player
how about the violin?
I just need a guitarist - not a freak show What a loser!
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I've been waiting all day for you
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What's his problem?
He thinks he's an ostrich
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is it just me, or are worms getting bigger?
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what's with the kilt?
Scottish ancestry
shouldn't you have a sporran?
no...
that would look silly
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How can you tell? Bankers!
They look smug
and ashamed
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You're standing on my mum!
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why won't you buy me a guilded cage?
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go on, do it again
promise not to laugh?
please
do it again, promise we won't laugh
ha ha ha
he he
bastards!
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he he he
ha ha ha
What?
Er... nothing!
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Where did you get that?
Tesco
Why didn't you use home delivery?
Internet's not working
Have you tried switching it off... then on again?
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I wonder what gave them the idea that we liked peanuts
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don't you listen to the bbc
you're in a no-fly zone
what's a no-fly zone ?
No, why?
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left a bit.. no right... no left left... left sorry... it's r ight! min d that cloud... no, the one on the left.....
I hate migration ... I've got another 2,000 miles 0f this
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What's wrong with you?
nothing
come on, something's upsetting you
I'm fine really
Just tell me - it can't be that bad
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I think we should have turned left at southampton
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what's with the stilts, bud? Can't swim, dude!
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Hello - what do you do?
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each week, we throw out the least silly of you
This is how it works, everyone gets into the cage and does really silly things
the winner is the last one left
what's the prize?
brief celebrity status... humiliation... breakdown... me
me
me
me me me
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do you think these glasses make us look more intelligent?
absolutely
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That's the 747-100. capacity of 366 first and 452 second class passengers, RollsRoyce rb211's with 50,000 lbs of thrust, 185,000 litres fuel, maximum range 6,100 miles blah blah etc....
Get a life, dad!
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I'm thinking of making it into a nest
It needs a lot of work
Just do it!
and?
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My Brother got hit by one of those
And nothing
just a few feathers
and?
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cuckoo! Cuckoo!
tosser!
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Very cute - but I couldn't eat a whole one!
I agree, it's definitely a Share
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It's a bit slow but it's cheap and the ride is silky smooth
Yeah Right
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Can I be in a cartoon?
OK... say something funny
wooa! racist!
two chicks come into a bar...
too sexist
Not as easy as it looks - is it?
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I wish he'd mow the lawn - I haven't seen a worm for weeks
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sorry only birds allowed in these strips
Ok - but don't bring any of your weird friends round
I am a bird
Prove it
er,,, tweet tweet?
woof woof!
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what's your story?
I'm from his first cubist cartoon
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ThaT'S THE THiRD ONE TONiGHT. Do you think we ought to tell someone?
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That is a pathetic cry for attention
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I can't see a thing in here... and it's full of creepy crawlies
well it was your idea to move to the country
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It doesn't pay much but the publicity's great...
he tells everyone to watch the birdie
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Oh no! not another walking Holiday
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Call yourself a duck? That's pathetic
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The edge of the universe is 90 billion trillion miles away
wow! lets fly up to that branch and get a closer look
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OK, Team, we're 15 nil down in the first half... any ideas?
smaller Ball?
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what happened to you?
I flew into a car wash
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there should be government legislation on the use of pruning shears
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what's the parachute for?
emergencies
unexpected ones
What kind of emergencies?
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it's a fun ride but he has absolutely no homing instincts
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These feeders are all very well but i always feel a bit sick after dinner
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we're covering all our options
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NO MO BIR MORE RE DT B ABL TAB IRD ES LES
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this is amazing i feel like i'm actually flying
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Have you had your cup of tea this morning?
not yet...
my kettle's broken
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THat dog will do anything for a bit of attention
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facebook? are you on facebook?
www and all that
internet?
You know, the internet
OH w w w of course woof woof woof
y ou hav e to admit, he is cu te
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why don't we just fly?
what! in this weather?
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fancy a dance?
No thanks, i think dancing looks a bit silly at my age
pretty please
oh all right
still got it
He's rubbish!
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It's a horse shoe... they're meant to be lucky
cool, lets look for the other one
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Are you an agent?
What's an agent?
Someone who sells your talents and makes you rich and famous
Sounds good will you find one for me?
And what are your talents? Apart from asking silly questions.
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Oh the pain... the pain
it's his first sureal cartoon... works rather well don't you think?
mmm!
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whats an omlette, mum?
are you going to tell him? or shall i?
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fancy a day out, do lunch somewhere? yes, why not?
Train, car or bus? I thought i'd fly actually
can't afford public transport
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can I have my ball back, please
what ball?
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why don't you fly anymore?
but you're a bird, flying's something you never forget
like riding a bike
what's a bike?
lost my nerve
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er - what about the last cartoon?
He'll think of something, come on let's get a cup of tea
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