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∫ On March 17, 461 A.D., Saint Patrick -- Christian missionary, bishop and apostle of Ireland -- dies in Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. The first St. Patrick’s Day parade, though, took place not in Ireland, but the United States, when Irish soldiers serving in the English military marched through New York City in 1762. ∫ On March 19, 1842, French writer Honore de Balzac’s play “Les Ressources de Quinola” opens to an empty house thanks to a failed publicity stunt. Hoping to create a buzz for the play, the writer circulated a rumor that tickets were sold out. Unfortunately, most of his fans stayed home. ∫ On March 20, 1920, French automaker Bugatti delivers its first 16-valve car, to a customer in Switzerland. A symbol of 1. What state was the farthest west that was part of wealth and status, Bugatti automobiles were equipped with the Louisiana Purchase? massive racing engines. The renowned American dancer 2. How is Louisiana than allwhen of the Isadora Duncan was drivinglaw in adifferent 16-valve Bugatti her other 49 states of the U.S.? trademark long scarf caught in the rear wheel of the vehicle, 3. Louisiana does not have counties. They have and she was instantly strangled to death. _________. Jimmy wanted some Louisiana alligator What was the first commemorative goldand dollar ∫ On4.March 15, 1954, the Chords record shoes. Store prices were expensive so he “Sh-Boom” authorized to commemorate? kick off agonew era He of “doo-wop” decided to coin hunting. launched hismusic. boat intoDoo-wop hits included Howand successful was the saleStill of of the “Earth5.bayou Angel” by found the Penguins, “In the the Night” by the a nearby numerous alligators. commemorative dollars? of Love” by Monotones. HeFive wouldSatins pull aand gator“Book out, then throw himthe back,

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