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could be all it takes to get you to space. The Urgency Network, a non-profit startup, is raffling a spot on an XCOR flight, which is one of two new ventures that will launch commercial space flights starting in 2015, for only ten bucks. A standard ticket costs between $95,000 and $100,000.

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yEars young is how old the United States of America is turning this year on July 4.

World Cup? That’s cool. We still kick a lot of tail in all the other sports we are awesome at. Don’t like our president? That’s fine. He’s still a babe and we live in a country that blessed us with The Rock and Andrew WK. Unhappy with the finale of “How I Met Your Mother”? That’s what happens when you invest a lot of time in a show that can’t meet everyone’s expectations. So with our nation’s birthday right around the corner we want to make sure you make the most of the holiday. We have all the best places to catch some fireworks (P. 8), some tasty red, white and blue recipes (P. 10), and a shopping wishlist as bold and beautiful as it gets (P.24). We also witnessed plenty of fireworks when we interviewed Eric Bana and Joel McHale about their new movie (P. 32). There are also plenty of things to do around town. We suggest attending The

is the shockingly large number of bags of pot a 22-year-old Connecticut man took to meet his probation officer in his left sock. The strong smell and a quick pat down was all it took to bust him.

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prospective recruits for the US Army in Phoenix have been denied enlistment because of new prohibitions in their regulations. Tattoos on a soldier’s head, face, neck, wrists, hands and fingers are forbidden as of March 31.

Sail Inn Farewell Festival (P. 31) and if you want to dive into the local music scene further, we’ve got you covered with a local music cheat sheet (P.28). Mayhem Fest is also upon us, so if you need to rock harder than your peers, we understand. We chatted with Asking Alexandria about what happens when you rock a little too hard (P.30). Overall it’s a good time to be alive, and even thought the summer heat is beating down on us mercilessly, we can’t help but be totally stoked about pool weather and get togethers with family and friends. We hope you make the most of your summer before school picks up again. It’ll be back before you know it. So have a frosty brew for us,

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times a week is how often Kohl’s was calling and allegedly harassing a Michigan woman that owed $20 on her credit card bill. Lisa Ratliff turned around and sued Kohl’s for calling her as early as 6 a.m. and violating the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. What became a $100 debt might result in Kohl’s paying her $1,500 per call.

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minutes is how long it took for a women’s correctional facility in Oregon to remove a hot air balloon that landed in their prison parking lot after running out of fuel. The two passengers were not injured in the emergency landing and the inmates were moved inside.

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Facebook shares, 4,300 likes and nearly 770 comments all shaming two thieves in a Flagstaff restaurant resulted in them returning $500 to cover the cost of a painting they were caught stealing on surveillance cameras. The painting was last seen hanging from a tree.

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Freedom, cold beer, fireworks, and BBQ are how we celebrate our independence, and I am fairly certain that our forefathers would be exceptionally stoked to see us now, covered in sauce with a twinkle in our eyes. There is no denying that America is the best place on the entire planet, and if you disagree, we won’t say anything because this is the land of the free and you can say whatever you want, but we will keep on loving it unconditionally. In fact, you could probably say a lot of things about this country and they would all ricochet right off us like rubber. Were you upset by the US team’s defeat in the

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Student Life >>> Barbara Hinske with her husband, Brian Willis, added a Little Free Library outside her downtown Phoenix home.

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Little Free Libraries putting books just down the street in Phoenix Brittany Elena Morris • Cronkite News Service The structure outside Barbara Hinske’s downtown home looks like a fancy birdhouse. But instead of being littered with bird seed it’s brimming with books. Dubbed Hinske Hall, it’s one of a growing number of Little Free Libraries decorating dozens of front lawns, storefronts and parks around Arizona, connecting to an international movement that encourages neighborhoods to share books. “My little library is so much more than these two shelves; it’s a reading community,” says Hinske, a writer. More than 50 titles jam the shelves. Hinske says the most popular are “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” and the children’s picture book “My First Plane Ride.” Audio books and magazines are also available to borrow. Little Free Libraries can look like houses, animals or any other object that can hold and protect books from the elements. Hinske’s is a mini-mansion with a granite exterior, marble front door and a little window with a dog looking out.

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Anyone can visit Hinske’s Little Free library, she says. The concept is simple: take a book, leave a book. The first Little Free Library was built in 2009 in Wisconsin, according to littlefreelibrary.org. Since then, Little Free Libraries have graced front yards in Honduras, Uganda, Pakistan and elsewhere. “I think it’s the new frontier for reading,” Hinske says. Ann Boles, president of the Arizona Library Association, refers to them endearingly as “mini-me.” “Arizona has great libraries, but having little libraries in neighborhoods for easy access is going to guarantee that more people are reading,” Boles says. “That makes me happy.” Outside Nancy Klatt’s uptown Phoenix home, kids meet around the bench right next to her blue Little Free Library to read after school. During the spring, they sprawl on the grass and up against a tree and read into the evening. She brings them lemonade. “I’ll look out my window and they’re reading ‘Angelina Ballerina’ to one another and giggling,” Klatt says. The tale about a small dancing mouse going to the national dance finals has

always been the neighborhood’s favorite, Klatt added. “Being outside makes reading fun for them,” she says. “Sometimes I catch girls twirling on my lawn.” In the East Valley, Virginia Lewis designed and painted her Little Free Library to look like her house in Mesa. She visits with whomever she sees perusing the shelves and once had a visitor from Madison, Wisconsin. “Everyone can be so closed off now,” Lewis says. “Neighbors just get in their cars and drive away.” Lewis says her little library has helped her get to know people she would have never met otherwise. “It’s so exciting to share my simple love for the smell of books and turning pages,” she says. At Hinske Hall, established a year ago, children ride their bikes after school to explore new titles, runners break midstride to peruse and commuters at the bus stop take something along for the ride. Each time is an opportunity for Hinske to create a new friend in a fellow reader. “Being a part of your community and reading good books at the same time. That’s what it’s all about,” Hinske says.

Get your drink on. Shots, beer, wine...whatever! Just be sure to stick to one thing and avoid sugary drinks.

Drink lots of water throughout the night. Never be without a glass of water in front of you.

Get a full night’s sleep. Go to work or school in the morning with your superiors none the wiser.

“How are you keeping cool this summer?” Jessica Hostetler “By being in the swimming pool as often as I can!”

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Maria Portillo • College Times Forget about all the movies you have seen portraying summer school as a hostile, hot environment with unsavory characters just waiting to spoil your day. Make this summer the best one yet, even if you have to go to school. This is an opportunity to take advantage of your stay-cation to the max! Really get involved with your community! You are so lucky to be in Phoenix this summer, whether you believe it or not, because it’s such a vibrant place to really explore this summer.

Day Trippin’

Make day trips your best friend. Buy Groupons and explore what you like, because it’s out there. If you can’t leave for more than a few hours before getting back to class, go out and have an on-thecheap adventure before getting back to the grind. Go ice skating, horseback riding, paintballing or go-kart racing.

Teach Yo Self

Since, you’re not going anywhere, take this summer to work on a project you’ve been putting off during the school year. Maybe it’s redecorating your room or learning how to play that guitar. You know, all of those gradiose ideas you get when it’s 3 a.m. Make a goal, and work toward it. Take advantage of the free time and work on those goals, whether you want to come back to school in the fall with a great physique or knowing a little bit of Portuguese, set time aside to self-improve. Work on something for you!

Dive In

This one is a no brainer, but pool time often gets neglected. Have a pool? Use it! This is a great free hangout that all your friends can come and enjoy. Just lay by the pool and relax. Ahhhh… Remember, the key to not getting bored is to get creative with your activities. So chicken fight, play Marco Polo, or buy a disposable waterproof camera and have an underwater photo shoot.

Play Foodie

Distract yourself with food. If there is something Phoenix is known for, it’s fine dining! No, really. Phoenix and the Valley land on all sorts of top ten lists of foodie cities. Try all the restaurants you have been putting off. Branch out to different ethnic foods. Now is the time! When you are not in class, splurge and treat yourself to a few good meals and remind yourself how lucky you are to be here.

Nevermind, Just Stay In

Finally, catch up on all the Netflix you haven’t seen all school year. Look for more shows since you have extra time. Let’s face it, summer school is kind of a bummer, but not as much as real school since your time is more flexible. So do all regular things you do during the school year and all the things you don’t get to do! Pat yourself on the back because you are a trooper, but don’t feel to sorry for yourself. This is the time to enjoy what Phoenix has to offer and do all the things you don’t get to do normally.

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... with a personal trainer Ana Anguiano • College Times I am not the kind of person that attends a gym. I hardly even work out or even consider working out. I just shuffle my butt from one airconditioned room to another and hope they all have Wi-Fi. The only real reason I even considered getting a personal trainer was a sweet Groupon offer and some rare moment of weakness. My trainer is a really nice guy. He’s unbelievably in shape and covered in what I’m assuming are really edgy and tasteful tattoos. (I only look at him with panic in my eyes so the details of his body art elude me.) I am completely out of my element when we are working out together and I know that he knows that I have never done any of the things he asks me to do. But bless his heart, the guy is nothing but encouraging and motivating. I wish I was the kind of person that enjoyed exercising because I think we would both be having a much better time. Having a personal trainer is like all the worst parts of dating where someone sees you without makeup and soaked in sweat (amounts of which you never have had to deal with in a public setting). You are also kind of trying to impress the other person but at the same time it’s like, “Sorry, this is all I’ve got. Yeah, this is really it.” There is no easy way to admit that I only took about three steps outside

and into the parking lot after my first session when I ate pavement. My legs noped right out from under me and I cut up my knees and scraped my hands. The sheer embarrassment propelled me into my car and up the stairs into my apartment where I had to spend several days re-learning to walk. That time was also spent realizing what a huge mistake I had made. Going back a few days later was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. Our sessions are in the morning before I go to work, which means I have to shower in the gym. I never did sports in school so showering in a locker room with other naked ladies was brandspanking-new to me. But that’s a story for another time. Everything about going to a gym and working with a trainer feels utterly wrong to me. I want to go back to being fat and happy and worrying about stairs only when I’ve had too many deliciously calorie-riddled stouts. My out-of-shape adult body is barely hanging on and I wish I could say that I feel some sort of accomplishment, but I really don’t. I’m keeping with it because I paid money for my sessions and I’m a cheap gal at heart, but the entire time my insides are screaming “mercy.” I suppose my life span is being extended or whatever, but at what cost? I don’t think I’ve ever made my body do this much for me and I’m currently awaiting its revenge. ECOLLEGETIMES.COM

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Why are you proud to be an American? Iris Quintero “It’s a country that is generous enough to try to help so many other countries.”

Celeste Ramirez “We have the best military in the world. We don’t sit and wait to be attacked.”

Bang On, America! Celebrate the U.S. of A with these fireworks displays.

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Although she might be turning 238 this year, ‘ol America doesn’t look a day over 237. Lucky her. We normal human plebs only get candles on our birthday cake, but America gets sparklers and fireworks to celebrate her big day. Join in the celebration at any of these Valley fireworks displays.

Romulo Paiva “The opportunities are endless.”

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3 colors on the American flag (red, white, blue) have official names. They are “Old Glory Red,” “White,” and “Old Glory Blue.” We are so creative.

48 is pretty close to the end, but Arizona made the cut as the 48th state.

100 acres of pizza are served in the U.S. every day.

Chandler’s Fourth of July Fireworks Celebration Grab your friends, a picnic spread and head over to Chandler where there will be a beautiful firework display and live music courtesy of Travis Feutz, Vinyl’s End and Plastic Gladys. This is a family friendly event with a free kids carnival and there will even be a dunk tank, which we feel there are never enough of. Don’t forget to register for the bike parade at the park before 5 p.m.! Tumbleweed Park, 2250 S. McQueen Road, Chandler, chandleraz.gov/special-events, 480.782.27.25, Friday, July 4, 4 p.m. to 10 p.m., free, $5 parking July 4th at Tempe Town Lake Festival This is the 63rd annual fireworks show in Tempe, where fireworks are shot from the Mill Avenue Bridge. There will be live music, a splash playground for kids and a food court to get your nom on. Entry is free for anyone showing an active military ID. So bring some chairs and enjoy the show! Tempe Town Lake, 620 N. Mill Avenue, Tempe, tempe4th.com, 480.350.5189, Friday, July 4, 5 p.m. to 11 p.m., $5, $60 VIP adults, $30 VIP kids (ages 5-12) The Fabulous Phoenix Fourth Central Phoenix’s night sky will be scattered with fireworks at the Fabulous Phoenix Fourth. Enjoy live entertainment, a classic car exhibit, inflatable rides for kids, a water spray zone to cool down, and food and drinks from over 50 vendors. The fireworks will start at 9:30 p.m. so don’t be late! Steele Indian School Park, 300 E. Indian School Road, Phoenix, phoenix.gov/parks/fabphx4.html, Friday, July 4, 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., free Westgate Fireworks Fest Glendale is in for a treat with the Westgate Fireworks Fest! There will be a beer garden in the WaterDance Plaza with live music, American-made classic cars, and a picnic area for you and your pals to enjoy. Bring blankets and lawn chairs to enjoy the fireworks and you can hit up the Westgate bars after! Westgate, 6751 N. Sunset Boulevard, Glendale, westgateaz.com/fourth, Friday, July 4, 5 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., free Fire in the Sky Gilbert Whether or not the U.S. of A is a Christian country or not is up for debate. Let the crazies do the fighting and head out to Central Christian Church to enjoy a fireworks display at 9 p.m., plus food vendors, live music and giveaways, whether you’re religious or not. Central does the whole “god rawk” rock band thing, so odds are this event will rock too. Central Christian Church Gilbert, 965 E. Germann Road, Gilbert, 480.305.7500, centralaz. 2.5 million Americans lived in the USA in 1776. Today that number is 314 million. 1 in 8 American workers have been employed by McDonalds.

com, Friday, July 4, 5:30 p.m., free All-American Festival in Peoria The All-American Festival in Peoria knows it’s best to segregate Americans. Wait, what? That’s not what we meant. We mean they’re breaking down musical tastes into sections in this massive venue by rock, blues and country. Plus, they’re going to have a Sonic foot long hot dog eating contest (ew) a water zone for cooling off (ahh) and a cornhole tournament (eek!) Fireworks start at 9:15 p.m. Peoria Sports Complex, 16101 N. 83rd Avenue, Peoria, 623.773.8700, peoriasportscomplex.com, Friday, July 4, 5 p.m. to 10 p.m., $5, children 12 and under free Fourth at the Fountain Get wet at the fountain! Yeah, the Fountain Hills fountain. This community-focused event will have food vendors, kids activities (They might let you con your way into the bouncy castle if you’re nice), a BEER GARDEN and of course Fireworks starting at 9 p.m. Considering the sky over Fountain Hills is super clear, this one might be worth the drive. Fountain Park, 12925 N. Saguaro Boulevard, Fountain Hills, fh.az.gov/fourth-at-the-fountain, Friday, July 4, 5 p.m. to 10 p.m., free $5 BBQ and Lights Display at Fort McDowell Casino If you’re looking to celebrate a day early, Fort McDowell Casino has you covered. This $5 fest stays true to its name is BBQ up for grabs and fireworks beginning at 10 p.m. Because really, who wants to celebrate America just one day a year? Fort McDowell Casino, 10424 N. Fort McDowell Road, Fort McDowell, 480.837.1424, fortmcdowellcasino.com, Thursday, July 3, 10 p.m. to 11 p.m., $5 Scottsdale Fourth of July at Westworld Keep cool this Fourth at Westworld of Scottsdale. The air conditioned tent will host activities for the kiddos, including a pit stop by Radio Disney, extreme sports demos, a laser tag arena and more. You’ll only have to go outside for the fireworks at 9 p.m., and that’s a sight worth braving the heat. Westworld, 16601 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 844.937.8967, westworldaz.com, Friday, July 4, 2 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., parking $5 Red, White and Rawhide Pew pew pew pew. The fireworks won’t be the only thing making that noise on July 4 and 5 at Rawhide in Chandler. The faux Old West town is celebrating ‘merica the best way it knows how—with an old fashioned shoot out. Plus, tons of other fun stuff like food trucks, vendors and booooooooze. This is the America our forefathers dreamed of. Bring $10 cash for parking, because they like to stick you up like that. Rawhide, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, 480.502.5600, rawhide.com, Friday, July 4, $15 adv, $20 dos, $50 family four pack

97 people in America (at least) are actually named “Lol.” $7.2 million is how much the U.S. paid for Alaska in 1867 when they purchased it from Russia.

4.4 years is how long the average U.S. worker stays at each of their jobs. 8 billion chickens are consumed in the U.S. every year. That is about 22 million a day.

Celebrate with more than just fireworks... The whizz, bang, boom of fireworks might be enough for kiddos, but you’re looking for much more of a party this Fourth of July. After all, this is America and you want to celebrate your freedom to do dope stuff! If you’re looking for more than fireworks, we have you covered. Independence Day with Mat Zo Mat Zo has been doing this since he was a teenager. The DJ, producer and composer was discovered early in his career and caught the attention of local-gone-major, Marcus Schulz. The DJ Magazine Top 100 DJ will be keeping the night going as stilt walkers, fire performers and other freaks cruise Maya Day + Nightclub this July 4. And if you need fireworks in your life, those will start outside the club at 9 p.m. Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528, mayaclubaz.com, Friday, July 4, doors at 12 p.m., $15-$35 All-American Independence Day Party Get your patriotic party on at the LUSTRE Rooftop Garden, where they’ll be blowing it out in All-American upscale style. Pass on the beer pong and graduate to Champong (that’s champagne beer pong) alongside the rooftop’s trademark refreshing pool. Live music from DJ Kim Fresh and The Jake Dean Band will keep the party going throughout the day. Wear your Uncle Sam suit to get in on the “most patriotic costume contest,” but brownie points are scored for the more creative get-ups, so start working on your Benjamin Franklin costume now. LUSTRE Rooftop Garden at Hotel Palomar, 2 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.253.6633, hotelpalomar-phoenix.com, Friday, July 4, doors at 11 a.m., $10 for non-hotel guests Tongue Tied’s America, Fu*k Yeah! PostIndepenDANCE Day Party OK, so technically this one is on the Fifth of July, but after a calm Fourth with the family, Tongue Tied wants you to dance your American ass off. And you thought your uncle’s annual Fourth of July barbeque was cliché. Tongue Tied is taking the Fourth over-the-top as only they can. Come in with your post patriotic garb and get your dance on with cheap beer, sparklers and apple pie, plus a ton of contests. Try your hand at the hot dog eating contest. If you can’t stomach it, perhaps a traditional costume contest is more your style. Get your trashy Americana “tramp stamp” at the face and body painting booth and enjoy your freedom to groove the night away. Tongue Tied, 5749 N. Seventh Street, Phoenix, 602.277.9373, facebook.com/TongueTiedPhoenix, Saturday, July 5, 9 p.m. to 2 p.m., free before 9:30 p.m., $5 after

134°F is the hottest temperature ever recorded in North America and it was recorded in Death Valley, California in 1913.

1846 is the last year the Liberty Bell was rung on George Washington’s birthday. It received its signature crack a few hours later.

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STUDENT LIFE

COLLEGE Kitchen:

‘Merican Eats

Christina Caldwell • College Times One of the best things about America is the multitude of ethnic influences that find themselves in our food. It’s also one of the downsides, as there are very few dishes that are fully “American.” Most are influenced by other cultures, so if someone from another country asked to sample our truly American, we’d have to ask them the big question—“Hamburger or hot dog?” But we don’t mind other cultures influencing our food. After all, America is all about “the more the merrier.”

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Student Voices Has soccer finally ‘made it’ in America? Coming from El Salvador, I find myself split between cultures. I grew up in El Salvador until the age of six, and my parents were Maria Portillo born and raised there. Now in World Cup season, I find myself facing obvious cultural differences yet again, starting with soccer. Growing up in a Hispanic household, I’ve watched every World Cup since I can remember. That is all my family talks about and watches for that entire month until the next one comes around. (Yes, really. Four years.) OK, so technically we never stop talking about it. It is our Super Bowl, but bigger. So I always wondered, if that’s all I talk to my family about, why does no one else have soccer fever here in the U.S.? Some people say that there is no room for soccer in America—there are already four major sports, along with the “lesser” sports such as golf and tennis. One theory is that in past American history, our forefathers rejected the British-created

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football and made their own version. Maybe the issue is MLS. Major League Soccer players compared to the high-quality soccer from EPL, Serie A and other leagues. It could even be simply that Americans think soccer is boring to watch. The fact that soccer is so low scoring actually makes it intense. There is strategy in every pass, in every position. Is it the media’s lack of excitement that makes the U.S. so indifferent? Why does the biggest sports country in the world seem to express little interest in the biggest sport around the globe? I don’t know, but I do know things are changing. ESPN published a report in 2011 that showed soccer is the second-most popular sport among fans 12 to 24, just behind American football. The report also showed that pro soccer is the favorite sport of the country’s Hispanic population, noting an overall growth of the sport’s popularity in the U.S. Our generation is starting to embrace this worldwide sport. Some friends are revealing to me only now that they are soccer fans and that it didn’t come up in conversation enough for them to ever tell me before. Soccer is now a part of our conversation. The major four sports still dominate fans’ mindsets and probably will for a while. But soccer, in its own special way, has arrived for the casual sports fan. It’s become something major

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and significant in this country. And the cool part is that it’s not isolated to one league. From national teams to European clubs to college squads, the soccer scene is vibrant and alive. With our age group so fixated on the sport, it only means there’s room for soccer to grow and raise itself to the next

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Ana Anguiano • College Times If you have ever worked in the service industry, you know all too well the ups and downs that come with the job. Working for less than minimum wage ($7.90/ hour in Arizona) and counting on tips to supplement a paycheck can be brutal, but in some cases employers completely take advantage of their already underpaid employees. Clifford Bendau at Bendau Law Firm works to recover unpaid wages that are owed to servers, bartenders and anyone else who is a minimum wage employee. Bendau says that no matter what employers say, workers are required to be paid for every second they work, and just because employers don’t want to pay overtime doesn’t alleviate their obligation to do so. Under the law there is what’s called a “tip credit,” which allows employers to pay Arizona servers, bartenders and other tipped employees up to $3 less than minimum wage to perform their jobs—as long as their tips make up the difference. But that does not account for side work before or after a shift, which can include rolling silverware, stocking and restocking, or cleaning off the clock. “When that side work begins to exceed 20 percent of your shift time, it looks more like you’re being hired as a janitor and being paid half as much. You’re entitled to be paid the full minimum wage rather than the lower server wage,” Bendau says. State and Federal law states that you may collect these unpaid wages from any previous employer within the last three years, and you may be entitled to receive up to twice the amount owed to you, and that includes attorney fees.

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When Bendau makes a demand on employers, he either settles or files lawsuits for the unpaid wages, but his services cost nothing out of pocket and all consultations are free. Bendau says a lot of his clients are students or very young, and if/when they spoke up about extra side work being unfair managers would just claim “that’s how it’s done,” which Bendau calls “incredibly illegal.” “If you’re going to pay less than minimum wage you better do it right. You better follow all the rules, dot your I’s, cross your T’s, and make sure your doing it right because most of my clients are making less than minimum wage and it’s outrageous,” he says. For Bendau, recovering wages for employees that have been duped hits close to home. “I’ve been a server, I’ve been a pizza delivery guy, and I worked for minimum wage and less, and the idea that the companies I worked for, which are massive corporations, are skimming a few dollars off my salary to keep for themselves is maddening,” he says. “The law allowing restaurants to pay less than minimum wage is designed so a burgeoning restaurant can begin to blossom, not so a massive company can come in and help themselves to an extra $3 an hour a pop.” For more information go to bendaulaw.com, email at cliffordbendau@bendaulaw.com or call 480.296.7887

College Times Staff The biggest bummer about summer in the Valley is that it makes it nearly impossible to get your party on outside. Unless you’re staying up all night to get your drink on, odds are you won’t be braving the scorching summer temperatures the desert has to send your way. Well, unless you’re on The Salt River. Arizona’s more natural lazy river is a Valley summer icon meant for good times with friends, basking in the sun and showing off those swimsuit bods. (Or, if you’re like us, your 2XL men’s large T-shirt bod, which covers up your easily burnt swimsuit bod.) Salt River Tubing reopened for the season in April, which marked more than just the beginning of another summer for President/CEO Henri Breault. It marks his 50th year in tubing. “Tubing has been in my blood for decades,” Breault says. “What a way to make a living...watching people having fun in the sun and enjoying the great outdoors. I truly feel that I have never worked a day in my life.” In 1938, the Breault family launched one of the first tubing operations in the United States on the Apple River in Somerset, Wisconsin. In 1941, Terrace Tubes was featured as a unique recreation experience in Life Magazine, as well as National Geographic, The New York Times, Time and Playboy. Breault took over management of Terrace Tubes in 1964 and successfully ran the business for 16 years before relocating to Mesa in 1980.

This summer—like every tubing season—Salt River Tubing has a slew of events scheduled. Fourth of July weekend is going to be a blast. SRT will honor the United States with “Bag It for Bucks: Take Pride in America” event from Friday, July 4, through Sunday, July 6, so don your best American flag bikini or boxers (or T-shirt. We’re not above it.) and put your patoot in a tube. Salt River Tubing might not be open come October 31, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate O’Hallows river style. Their Halloween event will take place on July 19, when thousands of costumed tubers will make their way down the river. Don’t forget to dress up for Mardi Gras on August 16 and Hawaiian Hula on September 13. Make sure you go prepared! Alcohol is permitted on the river, but it must be stored in non-glass containers. And here’s a little pro tip for you: If you plan on bringing a big crew, rent and extra tube for your best friend—the cooler. That way your raft won’t be occupied with containers and you can splish splash with a few hundred of your closest friends. You don’t have to wait until the weekend to get your river on. Head out any day of the week. In fact, it’s best to beat the crowds during the work week, so embrace your summer break freedom and get out there. Salt River Tubing, 9200 N. Bush Highway, Mesa, 480.984.3305, saltrivertubing.com, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., last tube rental at 2:30 p.m., $17 per person incl. tube

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6 cool spots to satisfy your sweet tooth this summer Maria Portillo • College Times When you live in a place that’s essentially an oven, the only way to survive is to stay in and fatten up with some cold treats. Here is your fix to this hot weather and your sweet tooth.

Paletas Betty

This extra cute spot on Mill Avenue specializes in Mexican “paletas,” aka popsicles. Betty Alatorre de Hong (a multicultural name if we’ve ever heard one!) makes everything from scratch, using ripe fruit, fresh-ground spices and homemade flavorings from around the world. The strawberries and cream, caramel-rum Bananas Foster and tangy lime pie will make you wish summer would last forever. 96 W. Boston Street, Chandler, 480.779.8080; 425 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.779.8080, paletasbetty.com, hours vary by store

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There’s no doubt about it—it’s love at first bite. How can resist these intense gelato flavors, whipped up by two Italian families from Milano? Among the best are hazelnut, coffee, chocolate, dulce de leche, and of course, caramel. 7605 E. Pinnacle Peak Road, Scottsdale, 480.419.6280, thatsamoregelato.com, open Tuesday through Thursday, 8:30 a.m. to 10 p.m., Friday and Saturday, 8:30 a.m. to 11 p.m., Sunday 1 p.m. to 10 p.m.

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Seriously, WTF is “snoh?” Called “bao bing” in China, this Asian ice treat is a surprisingly indulgent experience. It’s a cross between ice cream and shaved ice—fluffy and creamy. First you choose a flavor like taro, thai red tea or mango. Then you choose a topping like red bean, mocha balls or lychee fruit. Finally you choose a glaze, like caramel, condensed milk, or black sesame cream. It’s offbeat, but very refreshing. 914 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix, 888.488.1693, snoh-ice.com, open Monday through Thursday, 12 p.m. to 10 p.m., Friday and Saturday, 12 p.m. to 11 p.m., Sunday 12 p.m. to 10 p.m.

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The most experienced ice cream makers in the Valley have been in business 62 years and still continue to serve up delicious treats. We’re waaaay into it. Don’t attempt to climb the monstrous mountain—seven pounds of ice cream, four toppings, nuts and whipped cream—without lots of help. 5521 N. Seventh Avenue, Phoenix, 602.265.6266, marycoyle.net, open Tuesday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m., Sunday 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

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Coconut sorbet or salted butter caramel? Sweet Republic ice cream flavors that will have you drooling from the first bite. The hardest part might is choosing a flavor. Central Phoenix is the lucky host of this delicious sweet spot with creative creations like the campfire s’more sundae. 6054 N. 16th Street, Phoenix, 602.535.5990, sweetrepublic.com, open Monday through Thursday, 12 p.m. to 10 p.m., Friday and Saturday, 12 p.m. to 11 p.m., Sunday 12 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Matthew Seeman • Cronkite News Service Culinary enthusiasts in Scottsdale can take pride, as their city was named the second-best city for “foodies” in the U.S., according to a survey released Monday. The top-10 list from Livability.com, a website that analyzes the nation’s most livable small to mid-sized cities, put Scottsdale just behind New Haven, Connecticut, as a home for creative cuisine. The rankings examined U.S. cities and their offerings in both dining and farmer’s markets, using accessibility to healthy foods, the availability of locally sourced products and the number of critically acclaimed restaurants and chefs. Matt Carmichael, an editor for Livability.com, says the site created a short list by analyzing the percent of income spent eating out per city, the access to healthy food, the number of farmer’s markets and how often people went to local restaurants as opposed to fast-food joints. The editors then dug into those cities with some finer points, he says, such as restaurant awards or Yelp ratings, to cull the list down to the top 10. “The science gets us to the short list … the data-driven portion,” Carmichael says. “And from there, we’re looking at other lists, and we’re looking at … the James Beard (Foundation Award) winners and that kind of stuff.” Scottsdale has been home to a thriving restaurant scene for a long time, says Megan Doyle, community affairs coordinator for the Scottsdale Convention & Visitors Bureau. With more than 600 restaurants to choose from, both Valley residents and visitors have plenty of variety, she says.

“You can find fantastic seafood or sushi, or you can find Mexican food, or you can find vegetarian options or whatever it may be,” Doyle says. “We really have a great mix of everything here.” Livability.com named three restaurants as great indicators of the variety Scottsdale has to offer, including Citizen Public House, ShinBay and The Mission, a Mexican restaurant in Old Town. Brian Raab, who co-founded The Mission seven years ago, says restaurants can thrive in Scottsdale because it offers a historic atmosphere, spring training baseball, arts and culture and, above all, plenty of sunshine. And Arizona has relatively low prices for visitors, he added, making the restaurants appealing for anyone looking for a night out. “We don’t have these huge budgets,” Raab says of The Mission, “and I think there’s some greatness that comes out of that.” The data indicates which cities support local restaurants and have an interest in healthy food, Carmichael says. But most of the country has already embraced the foodie culture. “It would almost be easier to do a list of cities that haven’t decided to be a foodie city yet,” he says. Though Scottsdale could not top New Haven for the best foodie city in the country, Carmichael says people shouldn’t be too concerned with how each city stood in the rankings. “These are 10 great food cities,” he says. “But yes, we do have to rank them somehow. Because no one wants a list that’s alphabetical.”

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EVENTS Laurie Kilmartin, The young comedic femme fatale is performing at Scottsdale’s Comedy Spot. She was a top ten finalist in season 7 of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing.” Since then. she has been featured on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Comedy Central and Showtime. The Comedy Spot, 7117 E. Third Avenue, Scottsdale, 480.945.4422, thecomedyspot.net, Friday, June 27, 8 p.m., $10 adv, $12 dos

Maria Portillo • College Times Have you ever been in a scenario where “Star Wars” came up? And all you recall knowing about “Star Wars” is talking into a spinning fan saying, “Luke, I am your father?” If that is the extent of your knowledge, read on. The Diamondbacks will be celebrating Star Wars Day on Sunday, July 20 as they face off against the Chicago Cubs at 1:10 p.m. (Cubs!? More like Ewoks, amirite!?) “Star Wars” is not going away, ever. Re-read that last sentence until it sinks in. Now, let’s begin class on how to fake being a “Star Wars” fan. Step 1: Spock, Lieutenant Ilia, Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, Legalos—If you ever hear any of these names, the person you’re speaking with is not talking about “Star Wars.” This is number one on the list because this is the most highly-sensitive area. Do not, we repeat, DO NOT say these names, much less link these names to “Star Wars.” Not. Ever. Step 2: OK, memorize all of these catchphrases. Use them wisely. These are points in your favor, but if you overuse them you will sound like a robot, and not the R2D2 kind: * “May the Force be with you.” * “Use the Force, Luke.” * “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” * “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” * “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!” * “The Force is strong with this one.” * “I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookiee win.” * “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.” * “Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.” * “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” * “Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.” * “It’s a trap!”

Star Wars Day at Chase Field, Bobblehead Josh Collmenter gets his Jedi on.

Step 3: Buy a light saber and a robe and wear them together. This will make you a Jedi. People won’t even question your “Star Wars” fandom. They will just turn, nod to you in acknowledgement, and leave you to be. Step 4: This is a favorite amongst “Star Wars” fans. You must choose your favorite character and have strong beliefs about it. For example, I choose my favorite character to be Mara Jade. If this is your favorite character, you must never ever admit Mara and Lando had a fling. If people insist they did, you need to become visibly upset— almost scary. Make them believe it. Step 5: You have to live like a “Star Wars” fan to make people believe it. Learn all the philosophical and other underpinnings of the film. Powerful themes such as antibullying, the power of knowledge and the inability to control one’s destiny need to be present in your lifestyle. Oh, and buy lots of memorabilia. That convinces anyone! Step 6: The last and final thing you should do is just become a “Star Wars” fan. After all, you already put in all of this effort, you damn weirdo. You might as well just watch the films. Arizona Diamondbacks Celebrate “Star Wars” Day, Chase Field, 401 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.462.6500, azchasefield.com, Sunday, July 20, 1:10 p.m., prices vary

Tony Rock, As the younger brother of mega-comedian Chris Rock, Tony Rock has a lot to live up to. Luckily he has a long, storied resume of his own. Coming up with eight siblings, the family was always laughing. Since then, he’s appeared “Def Comedy Jam,” “Battlebots,” and he just wrapped up filming a full-length film, “Three Can Play at That Game,” with Vivica A. Fox. Take that, Chris! Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.921.9877, tempeimprov.com, Thursday, July 3 through Sunday, July 6, times vary, $17 Carlos Mencia, Take a venture into the allegedly joke-stealing mind of Carlos Mencia. Since he was accosted by the no-holds-barred, do-gooder attitude of Joe Rogan, who alleged Mencia stole jokes from other small-time comedians, Mencia has mostly laid low. We imagine he’s learned his lesson and is ready to take on the crowd at Stand Up Live. Stand Up Live, 50 W. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 480.719.6100, standuplive.com, Thursday, July 3 through Sunday, July 6, times vary, $30, $50 VIP Greg Fitzsimmons, The sarcasm master himself is coming to Stand Up Live, so prepare your jimmies. He might just rustle them. Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedy veteran, appearing on late-night shows with Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman and more. You might recognize him from the five years he spent as a regular on “Best Week Ever.” He’s prepared to turn your night into the best night ever if you let him. Stand Up Live, 50 W. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 480.719.6100, standuplive.com, Thursday, July 10 through Sunday, July 13, times vary, $20 Sketch Comedy with Kevin McDonald, Aspiring comedians, take note! Actor,

comedian and co-founder of Kids in the Hall, Canadian funnyman Kevin McDonald comes to National Comedy Theatre Phoenix for a show and seminar that mixes stand-up, sketch and improv comedy. At the end of the eight hour workshop, McDonald will answer your questions in a Q&A session! What!? You can probably tell a joke and ask him if he finds it funny. Don’t be too disappointed if he laughs at you more than he laughs with you. National Comedy Theater, 1111 S. Longmore, Mesa, 602.374.5628, mctphoenix.com, Sunday, July 20, 7:30 p.m., $180 Scottsdale Beer Palooza, Miley Cyrus told us long ago that we should seek the best of both worlds. And since we always trust in Miley, on Saturday, June 28, we’re taking her advice to heart as we get our drink on. The Scottsdale Beer Palooza is totally blowing the roof off the horsey house that is WestWorld of Scottsdale. There won’t be any strutting ponies around this massive beer fest that includes the best of both local and national beers. Instead, there will be beer aficionados making their rounds at the Four Peaks, SanTan Brewing Co., Stone, Sleepy Dog, Nimbus, New Belgium and Odell booths, noting the oaky, hoppy, citrusy flavors of the brews. Plus, get your groove on as you take in your social lubricant, with performances by trendsetting local DJ Sean Watson and a Guns N’ Roses cover band dubbed Recipe for Disaster. Plus, they’ll have cornhole (hehe), badminton, giant Connect 4 and giant Jenga, all under an air conditioned roof. Once you’re done with those, you can test your drunk strength with organized arm wrestling. Because really, who isn’t stronger a few beers deep? Westworld, 16601 N. Pima Road ,Scottsdale, scottsdalebeerpalooza.com, Saturday, June 28, 1 p.m. to 6 p.m., scottsdalebeerpalooza.com, $10 for DD’s, $40 general admission, $60 VIP Young at Heart, Everybody loves a little teen angst once in a while, even when it comes in the form of a trilogy about a boring wallflower that finds herself in the middle of a love triangle with a werewolf and a vampire. Young at Heart is a young adult book club for actual adults. Bookman’s, 1056 S. Country Club Drive, Mesa, 480.835.0505, bookmans.com, Thursday, July 17, 7 p.m. to 8 p.m., free ECOLLEGETIMES.COM

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1. Sarah McCullough and Misty Hernandez enjoy a peaceful day at the river. 2. A popular day to go tubing down the Salt River! 3. Salt River Tubing staff members stack countless tubes. 4. Riley Pierson, Travis Goodrich, Mykal Morelos, Michael Bryan and Tiger Pavelka enjoy their day at the river. 5. Many college students went to the Salt River to chill out. 6. Crowds of locals flocked to the river to cool off and relax with friends and family. 7. Most people brought large group of friends to go tubing with. 8. Aside from the heat, the weekend provided nice weather for the Salt River tubers. 9. Baily Angle, Elisha Oiegar, Danielle Davis and Jeremiah H. pose for a photo next to the river. 10. A large group of students poses for a photo before they begin their journey down the Salt River.

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Jimmy Tatro is karate-kicking his way into Hollywood and comedy clubs across the country. The 22-year-old YouTube personality recently stared alongside Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum’s side in “22 Jump Street,” in which he plays a fauxhawk-rocking bro named Rooster. But Tatro’s day-to-day is pretty intense. He writes, directs, produces and stars in his own videos for his Life According To Jimmy YouTube page, where the former University of Arizona student is boisterous and larger than life. Tatro found his niche poking fun at frat culture but has cultivated a following of over two million subscribers in only a few short years. His videos have accumulated close to 200 million views but the man behind the scenes is far from the jerk persona Tatro seems to embody so well. Tatro will be performing stand-up for one night only at the Tempe Improv, during which he promises to break down just what life is according to Jimmy. “I’ve been wanting to do a stand-up tour since I dropped out of college,” he says. “I’m going to be talking a lot about my college experience and a bunch of funny stories.” College Times: How have you been, Jimmy? What’s going on with you? Tatro: I’ve been good. It’s been a hectic week. We’ve been working on these past couple of videos that have been entire productions. It’s been a lot of work trying to wrangle all the extras and get locations locked down and the costumes for this one

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video we’re doing. I haven’t really had any time to relax and enjoy the success of the movie.

Andy Warhol exhibit at ASU Art Musuem, The Art ASU museum is the most recent lucky recipient of six new works by artist Andy Warhol, a gift from the Andy Warhol Foundation of Visual Arts. Take a chic, modern outing to the ASU Art Museum to check out these phenomenal pop art pieces. ASU Art Museum, 18 E. 10th Street, Tempe, asuartmuseum. asu.edu, Tuesdays through Saturdays, 11 a.m to 5 p.m., free

Do you have any videos that you’re particularly proud of? The one that stands out in my mind is called “The Worst Idea Ever,” ironically enough. It’s basically about three guys trying to get alcohol for their party and for whatever reason they can’t. I come up with the brilliant idea to dress up as cops and raid a high school party and steal their alcohol. Things just go so south—I end up shooting a kid—it gets crazy. That’s definitely my favorite one. I’m also really proud of “Don’t Sext And Drive.”

Surfing on Central, Surfing in the desert might be more fun than surfing in the ocean. Don’t believe us? Downtown Phoenix is competing with oceans everywhere as they provide FlowRider Mobile, a wave stimulator that makes of the perfect wave. Not to mention they have a tiki bar and beach blanket movies happening on select days. Now that’s a staycation! CityScape, 1 E. Washington Street, Phoenix, cityscapephoenix.com, Sunday, June 1, through Monday, September 1, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., free

You were great on “@midnight” with your “22 Jump Street” costars. How was it? That was my first live TV appearance so I was a little bit nervous. And the two guys I was on with, Ice Cube and Rob Riggle, are both hilarious dudes, but I didn’t really know Ice Cube at all before that so I kind of walked up to the podium and was like, “Hey man, I’m Jimmy by the way. We never had any scenes together but we’re in this movie together.” It was kind of funny meeting him right before because the “@ midnight” guys were like, “Yeah we want you guys to banter, since you’re all good friends.” And I was like, “Right on. I’m Jimmy by the way.”

“The Dark Knight” part of Superhero June Film Series at FilmBar, It’s June, and in honor of the Phoenix Comicon of yore, FilmBar is hosting the superhero movie of all superheroe movies. This “Dark Knight” screening will contain lots of Batman trivia and comic giveaways, so join the fun and enjoy beer, wine and food truck treats. FilmBar, 815 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.595.9187, thefilmbarphx. com, Friday, June 26, to Monday, June 30, times vary, $12

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Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.921.9877, tempeimprov. com, Thursday, July 10, 8 p.m., $20

Arizona Sports Fan Expo at University of Phoenix Stadium, Celebrate all six of Arizona’s sports teams under one roof! As part of the event, the Arizona Cardinals, Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix Coyotes, Phoenix Suns, Phoenix Mercury and Arizona Rattlers will feature

interactive activities that showcase team personalities, cheerleaders and mascots at their booths. University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, 602.493.2032, sportsfanexpo.com, Saturday, June 28 and Sunday, June 29, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., $12 Local First Arizona Independents Week, Celebrate your independence by liberating yourself from chains and support local! One week with less Starbucks and more (insert name of local coffee house here). Support the great nation this Fourth of July week, and who knows, you might like it so much it will become your main shopping style. Support local! Local businesses throughout the Valley, localfirstaz.com, Sunday, June 29, through Sunday, July 6, free Real, Wild and Woody Beer Festival, It’s well known that craft beer is an art perfected by the beardy, plaid-clad peeps of our generation. Celebrate the musk of your favorite woodsy, oaky brewer at the Real, Wild and Woody Beer Festival, celebrating local beers throughout Arizona. It’s indoors, so you don’t have to worry about sweating your chin kittens off, and it’s produced by the Arizona Brewer’s Guild, so you know it’s legit. Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, 480.350.2829, realwildandwoody.com, Saturday, July 19, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m., $50 adv, $65 at door The Dog Days of Summer Benefit Comedy Show, Join other animal lovers for a hilarious night of laughs while saving Valley animals. There will be raffles, live and silent auctions and several sets from comedians. Show your support and have a great time laughing and winning. Invite friends and work to save animals together. The Shrine Auditorium, 553 N. 40th Street, Phoenix, Saturday, July 19, 6 p.m to 10 p.m., $22 First Annual Outliars Festival of StandUp, Comedian Mike Lukas will headline this sketch and improv comedy show. Lukas has been seen on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and Comedy Central. He and many others are sure to bring all kinds of laughter to this event. Outliars Comedy Club, 5101 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.784.7258, outliarscomedy.squarespace.com, Tuesday, July 22 to Sunday, July 27, 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., $10

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ETC!ETC! is bringing good vibes to Trapfest Ana Anguiano • College Times Fans of trap will be elated to know there is a fest with them in mind. LA DJ and producer Jose Guerrero, aka ETC!ETC!, is known for mixing trap, moombahton and bass to create a sound unique to him and one that’s deepseated in his culture. College Times got a chance to chat with Guerrero about his influences and his pre-stage jitters. Check him out along with Ookay and Tropkillaz at The Pressroom on July 18. College Times: Hi Jose! What are your summer plans? ETC!ETC!: [I’m] playing tons of festivals this summer. Gonna be a busy one but hoping to drop an EP also around that time. What does trap mean to you and what is it about trap that draws you in? Trap is just a genre to me, [it] means 808s and hi hats infused with the current state of dance music. What draws me to it is that it’s fun to play live. You can play any hip-hop classic or flip it into this genre and [the party] will go off.

What is it about moombahton that inspires you as well? Moombahton is vibes. It’s what makes your neck snap back and forth. It’s tropical; it’s everything that makes me feel Hispanic. I read The Beatles were a big influence for you. What did you take away from them when it comes to making your own music? The Beatles are great. I got into making music because of them, not necessarily this type of music but when I was in bands. The Beatles just taught me to work hard, have fun, and be you. They did that with all their albums and they are all masterpieces, I think. Do you have other influences that have changed the way you view making music? Always, everyday. Anything from my wife and kids to what my friends are making. Music is everywhere. Small elements. It’s just how you incorporate [it] in yours. What is it like for you before you step on stage and then what is it like

when you step off? I always get nervous before I go on stage. ...I pace around or listen to the DJ before me to get a vibe of what is going on outside. When I get off, I just ask people how it was. [I’m] always self conscious about my sets. [Laughs] When you’re playing festivals, who do you like to see on the lineup with you? Who is the best to play alongside or to go see? Bro Safari, Gent and Jawns, Mayhem, those are my besties. Also Ookay, Borgore, Valentino Khan, Diplo, or anyone from L.A. I can shoot the shit with. What can we expect from you at Trapfest in Phoenix? I expect it to be very hot and I will eat lots of Sonic. But from the fest, just ratchetness. Trapfest w/ETC!ETC!, Ookay, Tropkillaz, The Pressroom, 441 W. Madison Street, Phoenix, relentlessbeats.com, Friday, July 18, 9 p.m., $25, $55 VIP ECOLLEGETIMES.COM

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Phillip Phillips has a serious case of the touring bug Christina Fuoco-Karasinski • College Times

Local music primer: How 3 local bands stack up to national acts Christina Caldwell • College Times Getting into the world of Phoenix’s local music scene can be a daunting task. You have to circumnavigate the hipsters, pick out the poseurs and get to the heart of why people make and listen to music—because they actually freaking love it. You don’t need to be part of the too-coolfor-school crowd to love local music, and there are dozens of local acts that are just waiting for their moment in the national spotlight. Don’t let local casino cover bands fool you—these original artists are the real deal.

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Genre: Blues rock, soul rock Who they are: Emma Pew, John Krause, Chad Leonard, Matthew Noakes, Ian Woodward Sounds like: Janis Joplin, Alabama Shakes Your first listen: “Hussy” Why they rule: It’s hard to believe that Emma Pew’s soulful, powerful voice comes out of a little white girl. She commands the stage like she’s been doing it for 20 years. The rest of the band complements her and is happy to play second fiddle, knowing what a talent they have on their hands. Still, it’s not like the rest of Black Carl is small beans. They’re the internal groove of the band, rife with funky ass bass and sexy guitar.

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Genre: Blues rock Who they are: Adam Bruce, Yod Paul, Brandon Shupe, Jason Roedl Sounds like: Cold War Kids, The Black Keys Your first listen: “Me And My Family vs. The Robots” Why they rule: Mergence is a local band with staying power. Since their 2010 debut, they’ve been winning over fans both young and old with their classic rock-inspired blues rock tunes and playful stage presence. Taking influences from Led Zeppelin and The Beatles doesn’t mean they’ve totally adopted their sound. Mergence twists classic rock with jumpy, bright guitar hooks and a keyboard lead at the hands of frontman Adam Bruce. Good luck getting a ticket to any of their shows locally. They’re a hot commodity around these parts.

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Genre: Psychedelic surf, indie rock Who they are: Jake Brennan, Sean Brennan, David Moroney, Greg Muller, Paul Waxman Sounds like: Best Coast, The Strokes Your first listen: “Eat Sunlight” Why they rule: These guys are a supergroup of local bands of the past and present. Members of Dear and the Headlights, What Laura Says and Wooden Indian all make a home in Party Gardens. Plus, they have a sound totally unique to them. Part beach rock, part psychedelic, part lo-fi, it harkens back to ‘60s Venice Beach without going full Morrison. They have obscenely catchy hooks that don’t venture into the realm of pop.

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Phillip Phillips is going “a little crazy.” He’s been home on and off for the past few weeks, after touring with John Mayer and Matchbox Twenty. He can’t wait to hit the stage again. “I’ve been itching to get on tour and everything,” a jovial Phillips says. “I haven’t been able to jam with my band.” Phillips, who won the 11th season of “American Idol,” is taking to the road to support his latest album Behind the Light, which features the single “Raging Fire.” “I really love it,” he explained about the song, which debuted at No. 58 on the Billboard Hot 100 after selling 74,000 digital copies. “It’s fun to play live. We wrote that song pretty quickly. We had the idea then we went and started something else. I says, ‘Let’s go back to that.’ We wrote it in four to five days, if that, probably less. We turned in a rough version of the song to the label and they says, ‘Well, this is awesome. We want to put this out next Tuesday. We had three to four days to finish it, master and mix it.’ It was crazy, so super fast. But it was good and I’m so proud of that song.” For the collection, Phillips was able to experiment a bit more, after having rushed through his first post-“American Idol” release The World from the Side of the Moon. The album was nevertheless successful, having spawned the hits “Home” and “Gone, Gone, Gone.” “It’s similar, but it’s different,” Phillips says of Behind the Light. “It’s more mature. You can tell there’s a lot of growth there. It’s a little bit deeper as well, lyrically. It takes you into a deeper side of things. Everyone goes through things in life, whether someone knows it or not. I think the lyrics really speak well on this album.” Phillips perform tracks from the album when he headlines Salt River Fields on Thursday, July 3. Phillip Phillips w/Sara Robinson and the Midnight Special, The Senators, Matt Kahler, Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 800.745.3000, ticketmaster.com, Thursday, July 3, 5:30 p.m. $20-$40

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Playlist: Picnic Tunes Ana Anguiano • College Times Grab a blanket, some cold drinks, a couple of friends and all the snacks you can carry. It’s time to enjoy the outdoors and the company of your closest pals with a breezy picnic. Mapei - “Don’t Wait” We can’t get enough Mapei. Ever. Future Islands - “Balance” This is a feel-good song that should set the mood for your picnic nicely. Aer - “Sincerely” Don’t forget your sunnies and your SPF! Aer would want you to be protected. Solange - “Losing You” If you only know Solange from elevatorgate2014, you are missing out. RAC ft. Kele, MNDR - “Let Go” Find a shady spot and sprawl out on a blanket with this jam.

Smile Empty Soul keeps it fresh on tour Christina Fuoco-Karasinski • College Times Smile Empty Soul singer/guitarist Sean Danielsen lives in a world of contradictions. “When you’re home, you wish you were on tour, and when you’re on tour, you wish you were home,” he says with a laugh. This month, he’ll have the best of both worlds as the band wraps up the latest leg of its tour. Then he’ll have the chance to head home to California. The band is on the road opening for Wayne Static, but filling in “free time” with headlining gigs, like the one it’s playing on Friday, June 27, at the Electric Ballroom, formerly known as the Roxy Lounge, in Scottsdale. “We’re going home at the end of this month,” he says. “Then we’ll go back out in late July and do July, August, September.”

For this tour, bassist Ryan Martin is staying home to tend to his pregnant wife, who is due in September. Filling in temporarily is Taproot bassist Phil Lipscomb, a good friend of the band. “Phil learned 14 songs before the tour,” Danielsen says. “We’re pretty much sticking with a pretty similar set that’s a nice mix of the different albums for this whole tour because those are the ones that Phil knows.” This is all to promote Chemicals, its sixth full-length album. Smile Empty Soul recorded the album live—meaning drums, bass and guitar at the same time. “There was very minimal editing to those tracks and we kind of walked away with the basic tracks finished after a couple days in the studio,” he says. “We wanted it to represent the live show a little bit more,” Danielsen says. “It feels a little more raw. It’s a cool way to record. We had a blast making the album.”

Smile Empty Soul released Chemicals on an imprint label with a friend of theirs, who is now a business partner. “We’ve been doing everything ourselves,” he says. “We’ve been running the radio campaign, publicist campaign and hiring teams of people to help, but we’ve been running and controlling it.” That has lent itself to a much more relaxed and non-stressful career. That feeling even carries over into Smile Empty Soul’s live shows. “Our show is a pretty straight forward rock show,” he says. “There are explosions. We wear a lot of spandex, glitter and there are dancing chicks on stage. That’s the best part.” Smile Empty Soul w/Ebenezer, Icelus and A Moment to Rise, The Electric Ballroom, 7443 E. Sixth Avenue, Scottsdale, ticketfly.com, Friday, June 27, 7 p.m., $12-$14

The Preatures - “Is This How You Feel?” This track is made of sunshine and lemonade. Enjoy it with a slice of watermelon. Chromeo ft. Toro y Moi - “Come Alive” This collaboration is everything we never knew we wanted. Quadron - “Hey Love” You probably think there are a lot of female singers in this playlist, but maybe there’s not enough! Max Frost - “White Lies” You might have heard snippet of this song on some sort of commercial but it’s pretty great on its own. Len - “Steal My Sunshine” Throw this in just to throw everyone off. Generationals - “Put a Light On” Find yourself a dance partner for this here song. ECOLLEGETIMES.COM

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Asking Alexandria grew up the hard way Christina Fuoco-Karasinski • College Times Ben Bruce is a self-proclaimed genius. When the Asking Alexandria guitarist was asked to give advice to bands playing the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival for the first time, he had a simple answer: Bring flushable wipes. Or better yet, he says, gut a tour bus and install a portable toilet inside of it. “I am a genius,” says Bruce, who moved from his home country of England to New Jersey in 2008. Bruce did, in fact, strip his tour bus, which he paid for out of his own pocket. But it wasn’t for sanitary reasons; it was to build a recording studio. While touring with this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival, which comes to Ak-Chin Pavilion on Friday, July 11, Bruce and his band are going to start recording their fourth album. So far Bruce has 10 songs written for the follow up to From Death to Destiny. “I want to be recording and writing 10 to 15 more,” he says. “I just recorded a bunch of songs intended for the re-release of From Death to Destiny, but I just got the mixes back the other day. I kind of don’t want to waste them on a re-release. They sound so good. I don’t want to waste them on a re-release. I want to put them on a new album.” The Mayhem Festival, as it’s been nicknamed, isn’t going to be all work for Asking Alexandria, which includes Tempe resident rhythm guitarist Cameron Liddell. “We actually did it (Mayhem) a couple years ago and it was incredible,” he says. “A lot of our friends are on the tour—

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Avenged Sevenfold, Korn, Trivium, Suicide Silence and Miss May I. That’s a bonus.” This time around, there’s a buzz surrounding Asking Alexandria—a far cry from the last go around. “The first time it was like Slipknot, Slayer, Motorhead and we were there,” Bruce says. “I thought, ‘This is going to be awful. People are going to throw bags of (waste) at us. Oh man, they’re going to think we’re a (wimpy) band compared to the others. “We were nervous. When we went into the tours, the bands were awesome. The fans were awesome. We had a really good time. There’s a good, positive buzz and it’s really made us more excited to get the tour starts, really.” Most importantly, the jaunts have been learning experiences. “I’ve had so many great conversations with Matt Heafy of Trivium,” he says. “He saw us go through all our drunk and drug problems. He said, ‘I went through the exact same thing and it did nothing but bad things for my career. It’s taken me this long to listen. I’m finally back to the point where I’m comfortable and happy again. Older bands like that really offer you advice that’ll stick and help you with your career. Younger bands are still in crazy party mode and doing whatever they want. It gets messy and you feel like you’re 60 years old at the age of 25.” The Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival, Ak-Chin Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Avenue, Phoenix, 800.745.3000, ticketmaster.com, Friday, July 11, 1 p.m., $30-$90

Concert Calendar Mariah Deraet (of Avery) w/Her & Gold, The Riveras, Crescent Ballroom, June 26, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Hellbound Glory, Pub Rock Live, June 26, 8 p.m., $8-$10 No Shelter w/Sorry Charlie, The Rhythm Room, June 26, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Springfield w/Maximum Roach, Rhema Marshall, Clay Fighter, Trunk Space, June 26, 7:30 p.m., $6 Vial of Sound w/Future Days, Let’s Drive to Alaska, Adventurface, Crescent Ballroom, June 27, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Lil Debbie w/ Cut Throat Logic, Miny, Kid Swift, DJ Baby Chino, Pub Rock Live, June 27, 7 p.m., $14 Avery Burke w/Ash & The Grave Giant, The Cosmopolites, Trunk Space, June 27, 7:30 p.m., $6 Sons of Providence w/ Man Made machine, The Hard Luck Kid, Romance Mechanics, Harper & The Moths, It’s a Long Story, Yucca Tap Room, June 27, 7 p.m., free EMA w/Mas Ysa, Yus, Crescent Ballroom, June 28. 8:30 p.m., $12-$14 Battered Suitcases w/ The Freaks Of Nature, The Dark Hearts, The Breakup Society, Yucca Tap Room, June 28, 9 p.m., free White Trash Millionaire w/Versions of You, Mime Light, Sovereign Seas, Bent Self, Last Victim Standing, Goodbye July, The Marquee Theatre, June 28, 6:30 p.m., $13 No Gimmick (album release) w/Black Canyon Bastards, NEATO, Lightspeed Go, Alert!, Pub Rock Live, June 28, 8 p.m., $5 Incan Abraham w/A Cloud For Climbing, Last Exit Live, June 28, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Bill Daniel w/Ralph White, Gospel and The Wolf, Andrew Is Tired, Clay Martin, Trunk Space, June 28, 7 p.m., $7 Young Widows w/White Reaper, Via Vengeance, The Rhythm Room, June 29, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Dub Thompson w/Ought, Bad Neighbors, Pub Rock Live, June 29, 8 p.m., $10-$12 The Woodworks w/ SpaceWaster, Sister Lip, Bacchus, Last Exit Live, June

29, 8:30 p.m., $6 Gog w/Mallevs, Dross, Crescent Ballroom, June 29, 8 p.m., free Wussy w/Red Rank, Andy Warpigs, Trunk Space, June 29, 6 p.m., $6 Deafheaven w/Destruction Unit, Wreck & Reference, Crescent Ballroom, June 30, 8 p.m., $15-$18 PHOX w/Trails & Ways, The Rhythm Room, June 30, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Mythological Horses w/ Flower Girl, Doozies, Captain Samurai, Eyes Immune, Trunk Space, June 30, 7:30 p.m., $7 Dylan Pratt w/Sydney Sprague, Crescent Ballroom, July 1, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Surf w/Lastronauts, B.O.T.S., Nadroj W Zurc, Yucca Tap Room, July 1, 9 p.m., free Pale w/Run-On Sunshine, Saba-Oats, Chemical X, The Trunk Space, July 1, 7:30 p.m., $7 The Donkeys w/Cherie Cherie, Makeshift Skyline, DJ Babynose, Yucca Tap Room, July 2, 9 p.m., free Field Tripp w/Fairy Bones, MAN CAT, Lawn Chair, Crescent Ballroom, July 2, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Islands and Tigers w/ Rotary Speed Dial, Uno Sideburn, Adam Sessions, The Trunk Space, July 2, 7:30 p.m., $7

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Party Gardens w/Wooden Indian, There Is Danger, Crescent Ballroom, July 3, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Dance your booty off with our favorite summer band, Party Gardens!

Diners w/Kitten Crisis, Amandou’s Crew, Donut Shop Death, Pro Teens, The Trunk Space, July 3, 7:30 p.m., $7 Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra w/Chica Dust, La Saga, Crescent Ballroom, July 4, $7-$8 Broloaf, Yucca Tap Room, July 4, 9 p.m., free Tramps & Thieves w/ Banana Gun, Last Exit Live, July 5, 9 p.m., $5 Shifter w/The Ganderers, The Smoke Bombs, The Trapdoors, The Backyard Remedy, Yucca Tap Room, July 5, 9 p.m., free

Candye Kane, The Rhythm Room, July 5, 8:30 p.m., $12 N.A.C. Suite II: Chris Schlarb w/Rhys Kelso Quintet, Holly Pyle, The Trunk Space, July 5, 7:30 p.m., $7 Be Like Max w/Liam & The Ladies, The Sara McAllister Duo, DJ Beat Betty & Fullstop, Pub Rock Live, July 6, 7:30 p.m., TBA Bob Weir w/Ratdog, Celebrity Theatre, July 7, 6 p.m., $38-$65 Rising Sun Daughter w/ Hasty Escape, Crescent Ballroom, July 7, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Wye Oak w/Pattern Is Movement, Crescent Ballroom, July 8, 8 p.m., $16$19 D.C. Fallout w/Reason Unknown, Black Thoughts, Lightspeedgo, Yucca Tap Room, July 8, 9 p.m., free Ted Nugent, Celebrity Theatre, July 8, 8 p.m., $45-$60 Kiss w/Def Leppard, Ak-Chin Pavilion, July 9, 7 p.m., $39$187 Little Tybee w/Mystery School, Yucca Tap Room, July 9, 9 p.m., free The Waters w/Ryne Norman, Oh, Jeremiah, Sydney Sprague, Crescent Ballroom, July 9, 8 p.m., $5-$7 S. Carey w/The Pines, Crescent Ballroom, July 10, 8 p.m., $12-$15 Wild Party w/Ezer, The Rhythm Room, July 10, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Downtown Boys w/The Congs, The Linecutters, Drunk and Horny, The Trunk Space, July 10, 7:30 p.m., $7 Turkuaz w/Something Went Awry, Last Exit Live, July 11, 9 p.m., $7-$10 Phobia w/GodAwfulNoise, Sorrower, Biocidio, Yucca Tap Room, July 11, 8 p.m., $10 Jessica Hernandez & The Deltas, Wooden Indian, Pub Rock Live, July 11, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival 2014 w/ Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, Wretched, Upon A Burning Body, Asking Alexandria, Miss May I, Texas Hippie Coalition, Veil Of Maya, Suicide Silence, Islander, Emmure, Body Count, Ill Niño, Darkest Hour, Mushroomhead, Cannibal Corpse, Korn, King 810, Erimha, Ak-Chin Pavilion, July 11, 1 p.m., $39-$96

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Cloud Nothings w/The Wytches, Crescent Ballroom, July 12, 8:30 p.m., $12-$15 Check out Cloud Nothings’ newest album, Here and Nowhere Else, and once you fall in love make your way to Crescent.

Watch for Rocks w/Japhy’s Descent, Fairy Bones, Statues of Cats, Darkness Dear Boy, Last Exit Live, July 12, 9 p.m., $5 Kevin Daly’s Chicken & Waffles w/The SunPunchers, Spider Baby, Yucca Tap Room, July 12, 9 p.m., free Awake and Alert w/Rajiv Patel, Regal Beast, Jack Pines, Pub Rock Live, July 12, 8 p.m., $10 Chevelle w/Black Map, Highly Suspect, The Marquee Theatre, July 13, 7:30 p.m., $33 Brad Paisley w/Leah Turner, Charlie Worsham, Randy Houser, Dee Jay Silver, Ak-Chin Pavilion, July 13, 7 p.m, $40-$76 Supersuckers w/The Love Me Nots, Scorpion VS Tarantula, The Rhythm Room, July 13, 8 p.m., $15

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Yellow Ostrich w/Nova Joven, Crescent Ballroom, July 14, 8 p.m., $12-$14 The buzz that surrounds Yellow Ostrich is totally true. Give them a listen and see if they suit your indie fancy. Everclear w/Soul Asylum, Eve 6, Spacehog, The Marquee Theatre, July 15, 7 p.m., $35 Jeff Gonzales w/Leap Dream, Yucca Tap Room, July 15, 9 p.m., free Mr. Mudd & Mr. Gold, Crescent Ballroom, July 15, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Apothesary w/Repaid In Blood, Yucca Tap Room, July 16, 9 p.m., free Rusty Maples w/ Celebration Guns, Kachina, The Rhythm Room, July 16, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Ceschi w/Chisme, Milo of Hellfyre Club, Mega Ran, Passage, DJ Crispy, Last Exit Live, July 16, 9 p.m., $10-$12 The Chain Gang of 1974

w/Zak Waters, Empires, Crescent Ballroom, July 16, 8 p.m., $12-$14 The Dwarves w/The Queers, Masked Intruder, The Atom Age, Yucca Tap Room, July 17, 7 p.m., $15 Rakim, Celebrity Theatre, July 17, 7:30 p.m., $15-$25 The Antlers w/Thus Owls, Crescent Ballroom, July 17, 8 p.m., $17-$20 A Sunny Day In Glasgow w/ Larkspurs, Last Exit Live, July 17, 9 p.m., $8-$10 Sara Robinson and the Midnight Special w/ Banana Gun, Steff and the Articles, Sunset Voodoo, Crescent Ballroom, July 18, 9 p.m., $8-$10 The Crookes w/Caught A Ghost, The Soft White Sixties, Pub Rock Live, July 18, 8 p.m., $10-$12 The Fremonts w/Bob Corritore, The Rhythm Room, July 18, 9 p.m., $8-$10 Black Pussy w/Mothership, Flying Scorpion, Fuzz Evil, Yucca Tap Room, July 18, 8 p.m., $18

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Jurassic 5 w/Dilated Peoples, Beat Junkies (D-Styles), MC Supernatural, The Marquee Theatre, July 19, 8 p.m., $42$43 The ‘90s are alive with the sound of alternative hip-hop!

WhiteKaps w/Sidekick, Unstable Youth, The Pragmatics, Yucca Tap Room, July 19, 8 p.m., free The Turtles w/Chuck Negron, Mark Farner, Gary Lewis & The Playboys, Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels, Celebrity Theatre, July 19, 8 p.m., $38-$68 Gus Campbell, Last Exit Live, July 19, 8 p.m., $5 Mötley Crüe w/Alice Cooper, Ak-Chin Pavilion, July 19, 7 p.m., $25-$125 Voodoo Glow Skulls w/ Buck-O-Nine, Liam and The Ladies, Crescent Ballroom, July 19, 8 p.m., $15-$18 Kci & JoJo w/Dru Hill, Silk, Shai, Celebrity Theater, July 20, 7 p.m., $38-$78 Owl & Penny, Crescent Ballroom, July 20, 8 p.m., $3-$5 Chris J Kane w/Xpansion Theory, The Rhythm Room, July 20, 6”30 p.m., $8-$13 Man or Astro-Man? w/Sallie

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The Neighbourhood w/ Danny Brown, White Arrows, The Marquee Theatre, July 21, 6:30 p.m., $41 I Am The Albatross w/ Monster May I, The Drinky Heartaches, Yucca Tap Room, July 22, 9 p.m., free Clairy Browne & The Bangin’ Rackettes, Crescent Ballroom, July 22, 8 p.m., $15 adv, $18 dos MKTO w/Action Item, Tiffany Houghton, The Marquee Theatre, July 22, 7 p.m., $23 Chamber Band w/The Lovelost, Yucca Tap Room, July 23, 9 p.m., free The Stooges Brass Band w/ Bad Cactus Brass Band, The Rhythm Room, July 23, 8 p.m., $12-$14 Vagabong Swing, Last Exit Live, July 23, 9 p.m., $5-$7 Des Ark w/Chamber Band, The Love Lost, Yucca Tap Room, July 23, 9 p.m., free Slightly Stoopid w/Cypress Hill, Stephen Marley, Mesa Amphitheatre, July 24, 5 p.m., $35-$40 Lyrics Born w/LB + The Brothers Cosmos, Crescent Ballroom, July 24, 8:30 p.m., $15-$18 Free Kittens & Break w/ Snail Quail, The Smiling Faces, Alli Gato, The Trunk Space, July 24, 7:30 p.m., $7 Carol Pacey & The Honey Shakers w/The Earps, Mr. Eastwood, Last Exit Live, July 24, 9 p.m., $5 Kara Hesse w/James Cowden, Lee Perreira, JC & The Tour Guides, The Rhythm Room, July 24, 8 p.m., $8-$12 San Diego Harmonica Explosion! Billy Watson, Big Jon Atkinson, Bubba McCoy, Karl Cabbage, Lenny Mallak, The Rhythm Room, July 25, 9 p.m., $10 The Gallery w/Honor By August, Truckers On Speed, Alexis Keegan, Pub Rock Live, July 25, 8 p.m., $10-$12

The Sail Inn sails away to Cactus Jack’s Ana Anguiano • College Times “So our Sail Inn is sailing away,” says Gina Lombardi, owner of one of the few standing Tempe music venues, which will be closing its doors on June 29. Lombardi points all around the venue and remembers that only a few years ago everything surrounding The Sail Inn was dirt. Now there are traffic cones and construction signs for the brand new condos being built all around and developers are planning to fill the area with bars and restaurants. “Our property, half an acre, a little over, this is going to be The Lodge, which is a bar in Scottsdale. It will be mainly a bar/restaurant and they won’t be doing live music,” she says. Lombardi has been a mover and a shaker in the Tempe music scene for three decades. As the owner of The Sail Inn she has given musicians and their loved ones a place to gather and feel at home. She has cultivated a family of loyal friends that are all coming together to celebrate the venue one last time at The Sail Inn Farewell Festival, June 27 through June 29. “We’ve had a really good run here and the Sail Inn has been my baby since I was a kid, really,” she says. “I’ll be 53 and I got the bar when I was 28. It’s seen many changes.” The patio area once had grass and the outdoor stage area once was a volleyball court, but the memories that will live on are those of times spent together with friends, some who have passed on. Ken Kareta, the production manager at The Sail Inn and the man behind the sound system for both indoor and outdoor stages, says the venue is a place that put him back together after the loss

of his wife. “I think it’s a shame that we are going to be losing the only local venue with an outdoor stage,” Kareta says. “We have probably one of the most extreme varieties of any club in the area. We have the tie-dye sect dancing with their children in bare feet Sundays and Thursdays. On Wednesdays it could be a jazz show or a punk show, there’s indie pop bands. It’s definitely a variety. It’s hard to get bored.” The Farewell Festival will serve as a memorial for the venue and a final hoorah before Lombardi moves on to Cactus Jack’s in Ahwatukee. “This was going to be it and I was going to retire and so many of the bands kept coming up to me and saying, ‘You’re not done. Where are we going next?’” Lombardi says. A new stage, almost as big as the outdoor Sail Inn stage, is being built at Cactus Jack’s with a new sound system and a dance floor. The Noodles, which were one of the first bands to play The Sail Inn, will be one of the first bands to play the new stage. Lombardi says they plan on starting live music there on Sunday, July 13, but first she has to full enjoy the three-day Farewell show. Sail Inn Farewell Festival, w/Love Me Nots, Sara Robinson & The Midnight Special, Banana Gun, Japhy’s Descent, Dry River Yacht Club, Jared & The Mill, Black Carl, Hot Birds & the Chili Sauce, The Noodles, Sugar Thieves, Xtra Ticket, The Sail Inn, 26 S. Farmer Avenue, Tempe, thesailinn. com, Friday, June 27 to Sunday, June 28, times vary, $15 per day, $35 three day pass ECOLLEGETIMES.COM

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“Deliver Us From Evil” delivers burgeoning bromance for Eric Bana and Joel McHale Ana Anguiano • College Times It seems like an unlikely pairing, but seeing Eric Bana and Joel McHale interact with one another is a thing of beauty. The “Hulk” badass and the star of NBC’s “Community” play New York cops in the horror thriller “Deliver Us From Evil,” a film based on the true accounts of a Bronx police officer who encountered unexplainable evil during his midnight shifts. The film, which is directed by Scott Derrickson and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, follows Ralph Sarchie as he delves into the world of demons. Bana and McHale stopped by Phoenix during their press tour and College Times got a chance to pick their brains about scary movies, knives, and their blossoming bromance, which is fairly top notch. They don’t need very much to keep the party going all on their own. The film opens on July 2. Keep an eye out for our review online. College Times: Did you two know each other before filming this movie? McHale: Yeah, we did “The Time Traveler’s Wife” together. I played the wife. Bana: We had a lot of kissing scenes. McHale: He was a big fan of mine, so he was aware of me, but we didn’t know each other. So were all the kissing scenes cut from this movie? McHale: No. Did you see the movie?

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Ralph Sarchie (Eric Bana) and Butler (Joel McHale) investigate the Alberghetti home, where strange things have been happening in ‘Deliver Us From Evil.’

I did. Maybe I covered my eyes for that part. McHale: See? It was terrifying. Bana: In the exorcism [scene] we subliminally planted images of Joel and I kissing, so about 12 months from now you’ll start getting nightmares and you’ll see visions of Joel and Eric passionately kissing. That’s where it comes from. So there was passion… McHale: You think that we would kiss without passion? You think it would be a loveless kiss? Bana: Press pause a lot when you get the Blu-ray. Watch it shot-by-shot and see if I’m lying or not. If you’ve got the time, you might find something. Do you remember the first horror movie you watched as a kid? Bana: It must have been “The Exorcist.” I must have been like 10 or something. McHale: You saw that when you were 10? Bana: Yeah, I had an uncle that let me see everything. I would sneak into the drive-in in the trunk of his car with him and his girlfriend, and then they would hop in the backseat, I would hop in the front seat, and I would sit through whatever we went to see. McHale: And then they would be doing stuff in the backseat? Bana: Perhaps. I never looked over my shoulder. McHale: What’s your uncle up to these days? Bana: Let’s not go there.

McHale: He’s in that much trouble? That’s terrible. Bana: I saw a lot of films thanks to that uncle. McHale: I’m trying to think of the first movie that really scared me and I think it was this movie called “The Watcher in the Woods,” which had a very old Bette Davis in it. It’s from the late ‘70s or very early ‘80s and it’s a Disney film, I believe. But it’s about these kids that go away to their weird great aunt’s mansion for the summer and they start disappearing into the woods. It’s terrifying, especially as a kid. I lived in the woods basically so I was like, “this is going to happen to me.” Joel, your character uses knives in the movie, and from what I understand, you really enjoy knives. McHale: I have a lot of knives of my own. I have some Samurai swords and some short swords. I have a lot of switch blades and Bloody Marys. Bana: What’s a Bloody Mary? McHale: It shoots out the front. Bana: What? McHale: That’s an automatic knife that is very legal. You hit a button and the knife... Bana: Oh, it’s like a flick knife. McHale: I’ll bring one tomorrow. They’re amazing. Very illegal. Do you travel with them ever? McHale: Not that you know of! But when (director) Scott [Derrickson] wrote the script, we’ve been good friends for many years, he wrote the part [of Butler] as if it were

me, not that I was going to get the role. So I have an obsession with knives. I always have. Bana: Do you worry about the kids getting a hold of them and playing and cutting each other up? McHale: I’m being this kind of father where I go, ‘Well you better handle these things and learn how to use them and be very careful.’ If I’m ever cutting something I give them the knife to cut it. So far no fingers have been lost. I have knives all over the house in almost every room. I have a whole bag of them. How old were when you started playing with knives? McHale: Like five. My mom and dad—we lived in Europe, thank you. In my parent’s travels in the ‘60s, they picked up all sorts of weird weapons from the Middle East and Africa. So now I collect wine and knives. It’s great. The best combination is booze and weapons. Yeah, cheese is stupid. McHale: So the knives I use in this movie are a ka-bar and a double edged dagger are the ones that I fight with. But when I was actually doing the fight scenes they were made of rubber... Bana: [Sighs] Talk about taking the air out of the movie. Come on, we are promoting the film, not demoting the film! McHale: Excuse me. The knives were real but during the fight I was wearing a rubber. Bana: That’s much better.

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