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nce the ball has dropped, the confetti has fallen and the champagne flutes have been vigorously clinked, the New Year becomes a time for reflection and improvement. New Year’s resolutions are a way to learn from the past and plan for the future—whether we want to quit old habits or take up new hobbies. Cheers! Here’s to 11 things you didn’t know about the intentions we set every January 1.

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11 BEAT THE ODDS According to a study done at the University of Scranton, lots of people drop the ball after New Year’s—and we’re not talking about the big shiny one in Times Square. Out of the 45% of Americans who make New Year’s resolutions, only 8% are successful in achieving them.

10 AROUND THE WORLD The most common resolutions in North America, Europe and the Middle East are health-related. Latin Americans typically have travel-centric resolutions, and people in Asian countries are focused on finances.

8 THE ORIGINAL OATH People have been making and breaking resolutions since 2600 B.C. The ancient Babylonians are considered the first people in history to make resolutions for the New Year, during a massive 12-day religious ceremony called Akitu. During the festivities, they would make promises to their gods to pay debts and return borrowed items.

7 WHEN IN ROME The ancient Romans started each year by making promises to Janus, the god of beginnings, endings and transitions. The month of January is named after the deity, who is typically depicted as having two faces—one to look forward and one to look to the past.

6 REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 31ST OF DECEMBER The most common reasons that people don’t achieve their resolutions are because they’re unrealistic or they don’t keep track of their progress. Nearly a quarter of people who make resolutions simply forget about them.

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HOLY NEW YEAR The Covenant Renewal Service was created in 1740 as a spiritual alternative to the boisterous traditions typically celebrated on New Year’s Eve. Also referred to as Watch Night, these late-night Christian church services include praying, singing and making resolutions for the coming year.

3 CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP A whopping 84% of people make resolutions to start or increase behavior, as opposed to 16% of resolution-makers who vow to stop or decrease something.

2 MENTION YOUR INTENTION According to psychologists, the more specific a resolution is, the more likely it is to be achieved. Those who explicitly make resolutions are 10 times more likely to reach their goals than those who don’t. If a resolution is measurable, it will more likely make the long haul.

1 STAY STOKED According to a survey taken at the beginning of 2016, the most popular resolution of the year was to “Enjoy life to the fullest.” Only time will tell what’s in store for 2017, but let’s hope this year’s annual vows are just as optimistic. CT

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During the Middle Ages, knights took a “peacock vow” after Christmas celebrations to recommit themselves to a chivalrous lifestyle. They would place their hands on the plumage of a peacock and make a promise for the next 12 months.

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Mazeltov! Join over a thousand young adults from across the Valley at Mazelpalooza, an event that benefits the Jewish Federation of Greater Phoenix. Mazelpalooza turns Maya Day & Nightclub into a swinging holiday party to kick off Hanukkah. This year’s celebration features DJ Solomon spinning the tunes and manning the photo booth and bar, which will serve the annual Mazelpalooza signature drink. Maya Day & Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, mazelpalooza.org, 9 p.m., Saturday, December 24, $36$45.

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“Rogue One” just hit movie theaters, but a different Stars Wars story is taking over downtown Phoenix’s FilmBar. The Star Wars Holiday Special debuted in 1978, featuring Luke, Leia, Han Solo, singing wookiees and Chewbacca’s father, Itchy. While it was a commercial failure, that’s never stopped fans from deeming this cult classic “so bad, it’s good.” George Lucas has even said he would smash every copy of the show with a sledgehammer if he had the time. You may disagree after a few cold ones from the indie cinema’s bar, which serves 6 beer and wine throughout the

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MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER CHRISTMAS Turn on any holiday radio station and you’re sure to hear a Mannheim Steamroller song every half hour. Chip Davis’ band reworks Christmas carols into symphonic pop mixes, creating an exciting twist to your familiar favorites. Brush up with the group’s “Fresh Aire” album series, which has sold over 40 million copies, before it hits ASU Gammage. ASU Gammage, 1200 S. Forest Avenue, Tempe, asugammage. com, 8 p.m., Tuesday, December 27, $35.50-$120.50.

MUSIC OF DAVID BOWIE AT THE PHOENIX SYMPHONY It’s been a rough year for music. Pop rock icon David Bowie leaves behind a legacy that won’t soon be forgotten. The Phoenix Symphony takes time to pay their own respects with a show highlighting some of his biggest hits such as “Space Oddity,” “Changes,” “Under Pressure” and “Heroes.” The rock symphony will feature Tony Vincent behind the mic. Phoenix Symphony Hall, 225 E. Adams Street, Phoenix, phoenixsymphony.org, 7:30 p.m., Friday, December 30, $30-$99.

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DECADENCE Celebrate the end of 2016 in style with Decadence—the biggest New Year’s party Arizona has to offer. Everyone who’s anyone in the EDM world will be there, including Zedd, The Chainsmokers, Disclosure, Sam Feldt and Deadmau5. Next year is coming no matter what, so you might as well dance it in! Rawhide Event Center, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, decadencearizona. com, 5 p.m., Friday, December 30 through Saturday, December 31, $179-$399.

FLANNEL BALL Phoenix might not have a ball drop like New York City, but this “flannual” downtown event always attracts a huge crowd. Don your favorite flannel and celebrate the arrival of the New Year at Roosevelt Row. The Flannel Ball features lawn games, a photo booth, local music acts

Farmers and ranchers across the country hit the track for the first Farm to 5K, kicking off in front of Talking Stick Resort Arena and taking racers through downtown Phoenix. Real farmers and ranchers will set up at the race while attendees can enjoy music, food trucks and games. Proceeds will go to St. Mary’s Food Bank, where every dollar donated provides seven meals. 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 2017farmto5k. eventbrite.com, 7:30 a.m., Saturday, January 7, $25.

SNOOP DOGG He was Snoop Dogg, then he was Snoop Lion. Now he’s Snoop Dogg again. The classic rapper has spent the past year rubbing elbows with Martha Stewart and beefing with Iggy Azalea. The D-O double G is bringing Bone Thugs-NHarmony, Warren G and DJ Quik to Comerica Theatre. Fans will surely drop it like it’s hot when he hits the stage. Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, comericatheatre.com, 8 p.m., Thursday, December 29, $55$65. CT

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10 FOODS YOU DIDN’T KNOW WERE VEGAN MADISON RUTHERFORD • COLLEGE TIMES

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fter scrolling through legions of vegan Insta Instagram accounts and watching enough doc documentaries to make you never want to set foot in a McDonalds again, you’ve finally resolved to go vegan this New Year. But wait—Brussels sprouts make you shudder, you thought chia seeds were solely used for Chia Pets and you’ve never even heard of acai or seitan. If simultaneously bidding farewell to 2016 and all your favorite snacks seems like too much to handle, scope out these popular products that you can still enjoy after you pledge to go plant-based.

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OREOS Sandwiched between two chocolate-y wafers, filled with cream and advertised as “milk’s favorite cookie,” Oreos are ostensibly the opposite of a vegan treat. However, they are surprisingly devoid of any animal byproducts. Though the sweet snack is far from healthy, Oreos only contain vegan ingredients such as canola oil, cornstarch, wheat and soy. Instead of dunking your Oreos in milk, pull a “Parent Trap” and dip them in a vegan-friendly jar of peanut butter.

SOUR PATCH KIDS Many gummy candies on the market are made with gelatin, which is produced by boiling the cartilage of animal bones. Sour Patch Kids products may contain a slew of unnatural ingredients we can’t pronounce, but none of them contain animal products. TACO BELL Although most fast food menus are generally catered to carnivores, Taco Bell offers a versatile bill of fare that’s easy to modify. Order virtually any menu item, ask to replace the beef with beans, hold the cheese and sour cream, and you’ve got the ultimate meat-free, fastfood meal. CHIPOTLE Chipotle is another TexMex chain that has their anti-meat customers in mind. Abstain from the

barbacoa and instead opt for veggies or sofritas (shredded tofu marinated in vegan-friendly sauces and spices). Complete your vegan bowl, burrito or taco with rice, beans, lettuce, guacamole and any of Chipotle’s nutritious and delicious salsas. HERSHEY’S CHOCOLATE SYRUP Herbivores rejoice—Hershey’s chocolate syrup is 100% vegan. While the vast majority of solid chocolate consumed in the U.S. is made with milk, chocolate syrup is essentially just water, cocoa powder and sugar. Drizzle on a bowl of dairyfree ice cream, brownies or pancakes. RITZ CRACKERS Although you may be used to perching a slice of cheese atop this salty snack, Ritz themselves are versatile and vegan-friendly. Try spreading them with peanut butter and topping them with a banana or strawberry for a sweet treat or avocado and tomato slices

for a savory version. PILLSBURY CRESCENT ROLLS Don’t let that buttery taste fool you—these dinner party faves are packed with vegan-friendly ingredients like soybean and palm oil. Pop them in the oven and munch on them on their own or pair with a vegan casserole or pasta dish. SPECULOOS COOKIE BUTTER We’re not completely certain of its origins (we just assume it descended from heaven), but rest assured this delicious Trader Joe’s delicacy didn’t come from an animal. The sugary spread is essentially just crushed up Speculoos cookies, which consist of nondairy ingredients like salt, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and various oils.

SPICY SWEET CHILI DORITOS If following a dubious kale chip recipe from the hippie dude down the hall made you second-guess your decision to go vegan, seek comfort in a bag of Doritos. The Spicy Sweet Chili flavor chips may not be gourmet, but they are guilt-free. CT

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RED BULL If you thought you had to start drinking black coffee to get your caffeine fix, have no fear—Red Bull is also a vegan alternative. We didn’t say vegan was synonymous with healthy, but you can still pull all-nighters without compromising your plant-based diet. Energy drinks typically contain ingredients like taurine that are not vegan-friendly. Red Bull contains a synthetic version of taurine that

does not harm animals—so you can consume all the caffeine you want without a guilty conscience.

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New Year’s Eve Block Party on Mill Avenue Assemble your squad and head to Mill Avenue to watch the streets come to life with live music, games, food, trucks, fireworks and more. The drinks and excitement will be flowing as Mill Ave. hotspots like El Hefe, Handlebar, C.A.S.A and Wasted Grain will have their own unique events. Attendees can also strut down the streets to catch the ball drop on 6th and Mill, snap a selfie in front of the 10-foot tall “2017” and “ooh” and “ah” as fireworks provided by

Decadence This year’s biggest act, The Chainsmokers, is slipping under the radar to spend New Year’s Eve with its fans in Chandler. That sexy video for their hit “Closer” has raised eyebrows, but it’s nothing compared to the steam The Chainsmokers will generate during its set at Decadence. Decadence begins on December 30, but on New Year’s Eve, The Chainsmokers will be joined by the likes of DJ Snake and Zedd. Decadence, Rawhide Western Town and Event Center, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, relentlessbeats.com, 5 p.m., $99-$399.

Confetti Ball New Year’s Eve Gala Hotel Valley Ho is hosting an upscale New Year’s Eve gala that features a fourhour premium reception, hors d’oeuvres and a midnight champagne toast and confetti drop. Hotel Valley Ho, 6850 E. Main Street, Scottsdale, ticketvibe.com, 9 p.m. to 2 a.m., $129-$1,495.

Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers One of the Valley’s most celebrated acts, Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers, will perform their last show of the year at Celebrity Theatre. RCPM’s private label of ultra-premium tequila, “Mexican Moonshine” will be served to attendees. “The Celebrity Theatre is a Phoenix music institution hosting acts like Brian Wilson, Alan Parsons, George Lopez, Todd Rundgren and the first Alice Cooper Christmas Pudding,” Clyne says. “We couldn’t think of a better venue to ring in the New Year.” Partiers rejoice: Rows one through three will be removed for dancing. Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, celebritytheatre.com, 9 p.m., $43-$53. 2017 Flannel Ball Art Show Grab a flannel shirt and head to the Roosevelt Row Arts District for a cozy New Year’s Eve celebration. Created in 2014, the Flannel Ball keeps alive the local artist tradition of adaptive reuse. Even the dumpsters are works of art, according to its website. Flavor-filled food trucks, a beer

garden sponsored by New Belgium Brewing Co., lawn games, a photo booth, the New Year piñata drop and a champagne toast are all part of the fun. Lawn Gnome Publishing, Bud’s Glass Joint and Growhouse, 905 N. Fifth Street, Phoenix, flannelball.com, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., $15-$25. Roaring ’20s New Year’s Eve Gala Come as a flapper, a gangster or come as you are to celebrate at Coup Des Tartes. The restaurant will ring in the New Year with a roaring ’20s dance party, with a band, giveaways, dinner, drinks and a ball drop at midnight. Coup Des Tartes, 1725 E. Osborn Road, Phoenix, nicetartes.com/ticket-sales, 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., $50-$150.

All That Glitters NYE Gala Welcome the New Year in style at Talking Stick Resort. Enjoy a buffet spread and party favors, champagne toast, and a balloon drop at midnight. Entertainment includes Wanted: A Tribute to Bon Jovi, DSB: A Tribute to Journey, Discolicious, DJ Jen Jones, Tranzit and Bad Boy Bill in three rooms. Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E.

Talking Stick Way, Scottsdale, talkingstickresort. com, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m., $125 and $150. New Year’s Eve at Topgolf It’s fun for all ages at Topgolf with an epic night of golf and an abundant amount of glow sticks. Skip the crowded party scene and reserve a private bay with party favors and unlimited golf from 9 p.m. to close. This event is taking place at the Scottsdale and Gilbert locations. Reserve a bay and purchase tickets online at topgolf.com. Topgolf Scottsdale, 9550 E. Talking Stick Way, Scottsdale, Topgolf Gilbert, 1689 San Tan Village Parkway, Gilbert, topgolf.com, 9 p.m. to 2 a.m., prices vary. Glitz and Glamour New Year’s Eve Blue Martini Lounge is hosting a cocktail party with live music, snacks, an open bar and a champagne toast at midnight. It’s sure to be an elegant and fun night. Cocktail attire is encouraged. For reservations, contact Abbie Ratay at abbier@ bluemartinilounge.com or 602.481.8126. Blue Martini Lounge, 5455 E. High Street, Phoenix, bluemartinilounge.com, 8 p.m.,

$50-$660. Magic in Morocco at Maya Day & Nightclub Dance your way into the New Year at swanky Scottsdale nightspot Maya when it transforms into a magnificent Mediterranean dreamscape. Make sure to dress the part as a strict dress code with no shorts, hats, T-shirts or sneakers will be enforced. Maya Day & Nightclub, 7333 East Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, mayaclubaz. com, 9 p.m., $25. NYE Block Party at Crescent Ballroom Crescent is hosting its biggest New Year’s event yet as the hip venue closes down both 2nd and 3rd Avenue in downtown Phoenix to host a slew of bands and DJs on three stages. The event will also feature food trucks from local eateries so guests can get their grub on after dancing to acts like Kalliope, Sean Watson and the Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra. Crescent Ballroom, 308 N. 2nd Avenue, Phoenix, 8 p.m., crescentphx.com, $17. CT

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Ryan Sims Band Cave Creek country artist Ryan Sims and his band are Valley favorites, packing venues ranging from Wasted Grain to intimate acoustic shows at McDowell Mountain Golf Club. This New Year’s Eve, the Ryan Sims Band brings its show to Copper Blues in CityScape. Join them as they perform covers as well as tracks from Sims’ self-titled solo album. Copper Blues, 50 W. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 9:30 p.m., 480.719.5005, copperblueslive.com, 8 p.m., free.

Live 101.5’s New Year’s Eve Celebration Join Live 101.5 at The Saguaro Scottsdale Hotel for a celebration of the New Year. Join more than 1,200 revelers and sip on sweet champagne, munch on hors d’oeuvres, play casino games, participate in a silent auction and dance to music by DJs Decipha and Slippe. The Saguaro Scottsdale Hotel, 4000 N. Drinkwater Boulevard, Scottsdale, newyearsevearizona.com/ tickets, 6 p.m., $105-$185.

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Four Peaks light up the sky at midnight. Mill Avenue, Tempe, blockpartyonmill.com, 7 p.m. to 2 a.m., free.

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FLASH BACK:

2016 IN REVIEW

his year brought many things. Some were expected—we knew the election and Olympics would take place and that Kanye West was bound to do something ridiculous. However, it’s safe to say that no one saw it getting this weird. Take the chance to reflect on the biggest stories of the past year. For better or worse, this 365-page book is coming to a close. And its sequel is about to begin.

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The very public story of Brock Turner, a Stanford swimmer, and an anonymous 22-year-old woman was a viral fixture that garnered responses from women who had dealt with the same kind of abuse. Turner was found guilty on three counts of felony sexual assault after allegedly raping a woman at a party. Turner served three months out of his six month sentence, sparking public outrage, while “Emily Doe,” the female victim, was praised for speaking out and named one of Glamour Magazine’s “Women of the Year.”

HAMILTON, HAMILTON, HAMILTON! While the year has been more political than theatrical, one can hardly argue that this political theatre piece wasn’t a major part of 2016. Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Broadway musical about the life of Founding Father Alexander Hamilton has been a massive hit. The show notably features white historical figures portrayed by black and Hispanic actors. In November, the cast took to the stage after the show to confront vice president-elect Mike Pence with a message of hope for his time in office.

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HARAMBE The Internet will surely not forget Harambe any time soon. On May 28, a three-year-old boy fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. Harambe, a Western lowland gorilla, was shot and killed by zoo staff after he began to drag the boy. Harambe’s death called into question zoo safety, parents’ actions and animal ethics. The situation didn’t end there. Harambe became a huge Internet meme, inspiring votes in the presidential election, countless posts, rap songs, t-shirts and a shrine in the ASU dorms.

THE ORLANDO PULSE SHOOTING In June, 49 people were killed and 53 were injured in a shooting at Pulse, a gay nightclub in Orlando. The mass shooting was devastating for the LGBT community, Orlando and the country as a whole. The victims and their families will not be forgotten; they will live on through a memorial at the site of the tragedy.

THE RIO OLYMPICS The Rio Olympics took place in August, gathering the world in front of their television screens to root on their respective teams. The United States cleaned up, topping the medal table for the fifth time in the past six Summer Olympics and winning both the most medals and gold medals in the games. Simone Biles, the 19-year-old gold gymnast got a kiss from her celebrity crush, Zac Efron, while swimmer Ryan Lochte got his fair share of bad PR after a false robbery report.

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Kanye West has done a lot this year. He dropped his seventh studio album “The Life of Pablo.” He hosted fashion shows. He met with Donald Trump. Choosing a top Kanye story is a tough task, but the rehashing of his spat with Taylor Swift takes the cake. Kanye name drops Taylor in his song “Famous,” a line he says she approved. However, she insists she didn’t. After winning Album of the Year at the Grammy’s, Taylor dissed the line that claimed Kanye “made her famous.” Kim Kardashian, tired of the drama, posted a video of a video on her Snapchat of Kanye talking to Taylor on the phone and her appearing to confirm it. Taylor went on to defend her stance and say the video didn’t explain everything and she would “like to be excluded from this narrative.” We, on the other hand, are totally into the drama.

CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES After a 108-year drought, the Cubs won the World Series in November. It was a long journey for the Chicago team who competed against the Cleveland Indians. The boys came back from a three-toone deficit to win the best of seven games. Their win was inspiring after a rough year, causing celebration across the country for Cubs and underdog fans alike.

DONALD TRUMP IS ELECTED 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES The last election cycle seemed to last longer than any before. From “Saturday Night Live” spoofs to constant CNN coverage to emails and tweets, you couldn’t go anywhere without an election reminder. While Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, Donald Trump won the electoral votes and was named president-elect. His election has been met with a sea of mixed emotions but only time will tell what happens when he takes office in January 2017.

OAKLAND WAREHOUSE FIRE A concert at an Oakland warehouse-cum-artist-collective colloquially known as Ghost Ship quickly turned tragic as a fatal fire broke out, claiming 36 victims. The incident, which occurred on December 2, is the deadliest fire in Oakland’s history. It is also the deadliest structure fire in the country since a The Station nightclub fire in 2003 and the deadliest in California since the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. Though the origins of the fire remain unknown, the unsafe conditions of the building and lack of exits created contention from across the country as the Bay Area and the United States mourned the loss of dozens of innocent lives.

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“Stranger Things” popped up on Netflix in July. No one saw the supernatural horror series coming and no one missed it after its premiere. The first season quickly became the third most watched Netflix original series. The show blew up on social media and prompted various talk show appearances from the young cast — who could forget Millie Bobby Brown rapping “Monster” by Nicki Minaj? — as well as various Golden Globe nominations. Mad props to Eleven, a character on the show who touted Eggo waffles and inspired more than a handful of Halloween costumes.

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What was the most annoying trend of 2016? “Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about Snapchat filters, but I think it’s annoying when people post them as serious Instagram pictures or use them for their profile pictures. How am I supposed to know that you’re not actually a dog or a fairy with a flower crown?” HANNAH CAMPBELL, SOPHOMORE, ASU

“Fitbits were the most annoying thing to ever step into my life. I have friends who genuinely take detours while they walk just to reach their step count. I’m slowly learning that you can’t even walk without turning it into a big event. I may also be bitter because some days I don’t take more than 100 steps total. It’s like, do I really want to know?” MEGAN JANETSKY, JUNIOR, ASU

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“The most annoying trend was the mannequin challenge. The first three were cool, but I’m sorry, your dog cannot do the mannequin challenge and neither can a sleeping baby.” TYNIN FRIES, JUNIOR, ASU

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What’s your favorite New Year’s tradition? Committing to going to the gym and exercising more. In years past, it seems I commit to working out, but the amount of time I commit to that resolution continues to dwindle. I’m ready to go in 2017, though.

What’s your favorite New Year’s tradition? Watching the ball drop at midnight on TV with my friends and family.

What are you looking forward to in 2017? This is painfully generic, but I’m definitely looking forward to a fresh start; 2016 was one of the most challenging years I’ve had, so I’m excited to see what a new year has to offer. What do you hope to achieve in the New Year? In 2017, I hope to make some strides professionally with work experience or internships in the sports-business field. As 2016 comes to a close, I have a few options on the table, which will be beneficial in determining what exactly it is I want to be doing in the industry.

What are you looking forward to in 2017? I’m looking forward to hopefully studying abroad again in the summer in Prague with W.P. Carey. What do you hope to achieve in the New Year? I hope to actually achieve a New Year’s resolution this year. I’ve never actually followed through on any of my past ones. CT

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eave it to Bob Dylan to be so pervasive that an Arizona State University English professor is planning a summer class on his receipt of the Nobel Prize for literature. It’s not only because Elizabeth Horan is a Dylan fan, she insists. She has taught a class on the Nobel literature prize every fall semester for about two decades. This year it didn’t make the fall schedule. he was “not a student who chose Bob Dylan” as the winner. “I wouldn’t have thought that was an option,” Butler says. Instead, he chose an Israeli author “who still hasn’t won.” Butler has no qualms with the academy’s choice of Dylan as the winner this year. “I think it’s great that Dylan won — recognizing a recognizable figure in America.” He’s chosen to view Dylan’s win as “a break in a difficult year in America” that allows people “to remember that there were some good things in America this year” and says it gives people a reason to celebrate. He speculates that Dylan won because of the quality of his lyrics, his status as a cultural marker and the changes he’s led in the music industry. Does Professor Horan have a theory about why Dylan won in 2016? continued on page 16

“Art is for reaching people, It appeals to our emotions, our better selves, our community. Song in particular does that.” — ELIZABETH HORAN

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Because Nobel winners are typically announced in October, students in those fall classes predict a winner in the literature category, explain and discuss their choices, and then spend the latter weeks of the semester talking about the winner. Without fail, Horan said, every semester at least one student predicts Dylan to win. Last year he was the choice of three students. But, obviously, no one was ever right. “It was ironic that the one semester I skip the class, Dylan wins,” she says. Dylan’s aura transcends the classroom, Horan believes. “About half the class ends up hating Dylan.” Mesa resident Todd Butler earned a degree in English literature from ASU in 2011. He took the Nobel class in 2009. Butler says he found the class “really interesting,” but admits

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Maybe. “There’s a growing body of work about Dylan by scholars,” Horan says, “and there have been some changes within the Nobel committee.” She describes Dylan as “a populist with clear roots in populism and racial issues.” Because this year’s literature winner was announced a week later than other Nobel prizes, Horan says she was tipped off that “there was a potential controversy.” Then, when the chairwoman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee made such a short announcement about Dylan’s award, her hunch was reinforced. Those announcements often involve about 15 minutes of talk by the chairman. Dylan’s announcement was only three minutes. Another of Horan’s former students, Jerome Clark, considers Dylan’s win important “because it challenges what we believe literature to be.” Clark, who lives in Tempe, has a bachelor’s degree in American Indian studies from ASU, a master’s in English from Northern Arizona University, and is now in the English Ph.D. program at ASU. He took the Nobel class in 2013. He appreciated the class discussions about “what function awards have in society, what their value is.” Reading the works of past Nobel winners, Clark noted that many make social commentary in their writings. He thinks the same of Dylan. “He redefines and challenges what we perceive as literature,” Clark says. Professor Horan isn’t part of the crowd who says a songwriter isn’t creating genuine literature. “The clout of the Nobel is it attracts attention to the literary value” of the recipient’s work, Horan says. “It’s ridiculous to think songwriters won’t win again.” Clark agrees with his professor. He says people who argue that Dylan isn’t a writer 16 because he writes poetry and

songs have “a narrow definition of what a writer is.” Horan says defining any art is a difficult task. “Art is for reaching people,” she says. “It appeals to our emotions, our better selves, our community. Song in particular does that.” According to Horan, the nomination for the Nobel in literature calls for “the most outstanding work in an idealistic vision.” Dylan’s writings fit that description well, she says. Clark says Dylan’s choice “begins to shift the idea of who can win.” He supports that shift because he believes it will result in a win eventually going to a Native American writer. Many Native Americans share stories orally, not via traditional writing, Clark says, and aren’t considered writers by everyone. The Dylan Nobel class is planned as an online course, running for 7 1/2 weeks this summer. Because it’s coming after the 2016 announcement and quite a bit before the 2017 winners are chosen, Horan will change the tenor of the class from past offerings. “Instead of saying who should win, I will have my students write about what realms” Dylan is in and why he won. “The class will look at the origins of his voice and his music.” Students will discuss the controversy surrounding his Nobel prize, the process and his decision not to attend the awards ceremony. Those topics will be required for inclusion in the first paper they write. The second paper will be their theory of who will win the prize in 20 years. That encourages her students to “think from the triangulation of the United States, Sweden and the world,” Horan says. “Dylan won because he’s an international celebrity, an international figure.” CT

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ASU’S DOWNTOWN PHOENIX CAMPUS MAKES STRIDES IN SAFETY AMBASSADORS MAKE PROGRESS IN CRIME REDUCTION NICOLE RANDOCK • COLLEGE TIMES

earing a bright orange shirt, with a large “Ask me” pin, the Downtown Phoenix Ambassadors are hard to miss. They market all that downtown Phoenix has to offer while also maintaining a safe environment to live, study and visit. The Downtown Phoenix Ambassadors have made it their goal to make the city a vibrant destination where citizens and tourists feel safe. The Ambassadors preside over a 90-square-block core of downtown Phoenix, which includes ASU’s campus and extends from Fillmore Street to south of Jackson Street and Seventh Street to Third Avenue.

They offer a service called “Pal Arounds,” where an Ambassador will walk someone safely to any destination within the 90-square-block area. The extra layer of protection the Ambassadors provide to the city has helped crime rates steadily decrease. “We are the eyes and ears of downtown,” says Chris Spahle, a Downtown Ambassador outreach coordinator. According to Spahle, the downtown area enjoys ample coverage downtown between the ASU and Phoenix police, various buildings’ security staff and the Downtown Phoenix Ambassadors. As Phoenix

STAY AWARE, STAY SAFE A surge in downtown Phoenix development over the last five years includes more than $4 billion invested in office and convention space, educational facilities, hotel rooms, restaurants and retail, according to the City of Phoenix. Dramatic growth provides opportunity — but not always the best kind, Spahle says. “Just as businesses look for opportunity, so do criminals,” says Spahle. Stakeholders need to work together to create deterrents to crime, he adds. In order to avoid becoming a victim of crime in Phoenix, Spahle advises to always stay in a crowd, only walk in well-lit areas and, most importantly, stay aware. People absorbed in their phones or listening to music easily become distracted and unaware of potential predators. Wearing earbuds is equivalent to having a bullseye on your back. “Don’t give criminals an opportunity,” Spahle says. Extra precautions have been taken to ensure Phoenix is a safe place. When the Super Bowl was hosted in Phoenix, surveillance cameras were generously dispersed throughout the

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downtown area and have remained in place. “It would be hard to commit a crime and not be caught on camera,” Spahle explains. The ASU Safety Escort Service adds another layer of safety for students and operates 24/7, 365 days a year. According to ASU Police Commander William Orr, students walking across campus to a car or residential hall can ask for an escort. Exclusively for ASU students, the service only operates within the confines of the campus boundaries. Policy changes have forced ASU police officers to enforce this rule diligently. ASU police also strive to keep students safe by providing other resources such as free selfdefense classes. Commander Orr also encourages students to download LiveSafe, an app that allows students to text dispatch

directly and send video, audio and pictures to detail a suspicious person or scene. Students can also allow their parents or other loved ones to track their route as they go from Point A to Point B. This tracking device can be disabled once the individual has safely arrived at their location. Still, some ASU students say it’s not enough. “I don’t feel comfortable walking around downtown at night, not by myself and not with a group,” says Sophia Molinar, an ASU journalism student. Molinar, who lives in the ASU Downtown dorm, says she has noticed that the law enforcement and public safety officials usually convene on the same streets, leaving many other streets void of vigilance. “As long as you’re in a very specific area of downtown, you 17 ECOLLEGETIMES.COM | DECEMBER 22, 2016

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are safe but as soon as you leave that central hub you’re not,” Molinar says. However, according to surveys conducted by Visit Phoenix, the city scores extremely high with convention attendees on safety and cleanliness. The senior Director of Marketing & Communications at Visitphoenix.com, Scott Dunn, praised the Downtown Phoenix Ambassadors as contributors to the success of the surveys. As downtown continues to grow, there are less vacant areas and more pedestrians populating the streets. An increase in businesses, festivals and events that attract more people to downtown eliminate empty areas where criminals could commit a violent crime. “A vibrant downtown is almost a safety guard within itself,” Spahle says. It takes residents working together to combat crime. Safety officials strongly encourage citizens, including

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students, to report anything that seems odd. A small tip can go a long way. No matter what crime statistics are reported about a city and no matter the amount of public safety officials that preside over an area, Spahle advises to “always be aware of

your surroundings.” For more information contact: * Downtown Phoenix Ambassadors: 602-495-1500 dtphx.org ASU Phoenix Police Department: 602-496-3456

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6 APPS TO HELP YOU KEEP YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS MADISON RUTHERFORD • COLLEGE TIMES

hether your resolution is to lose weight, get organized, spend less or save more — there’s an app for that. After your midnight champagne toast, make the most out of your New Year’s vow with everyone’s favorite distraction: technology. But instead of using it to choose the perfect Snapchat filter, we dare you to use your phone to stay on track in the New Year.

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SKYSCANNER If you’re planning a trip across the world instead of across the country, Skyscanner is a great way plan a big excursion without the big expense. The award-winning app is a one-stop shop for the avid adventurer. It allows users to easily find flights,

companion that you can put in your pocket. The app helps you discover potential pit stops like quirky roadside attractions, under-the-radar restaurants, scenic spots and nearby hotels along your route. If you’re rolling with the whole squad, you can share your trip with them, and allow them to add suggestions to the itinerary.

hotels and rental cars so you can plan your next journey from start to finish. Find the cheapest days and months to fly, get immediate alerts when prices drop and compare flights from dozens of airlines. Get travel inspo by selecting the “Everywhere” tab in the destination box to browse locales around the world. If that gets too overwhelming, you can also filter your search by duration, number of stops, airline and departure and arrival times. The best part? There’s no hidden fees to book through the app.

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n May 1997, Kansas native Earl Watson packed up his duffel bag and headed to Los Angeles with $400 his mother gave him. He moved into a garage in South Central he shared with future UCLA teammate Baron Davis. Watson didn’t have a lot, but he had a plan. “I had to make that work, make that stretch, find a job, just wait until we could roll and I could start getting per diem from school or a scholarship fund,” Watson says. “I’m just very lucky.” While he had a lot more going for him than just luck, good fortune certainly didn’t hurt Watson’s chances. On his first day on the UCLA campus, he was invited into the office of UCLA’s legendary former coach, John Wooden. A life-changing relationship for Watson was formed. “He immediately captured my attention. He captured my 22 heart,” Watson says of Wood-

en. “And the rest was just me trying to be a student of anything he spoke about.” Fast-forward 20 years and Watson is now the teacher rather than the student, as head coach of the Phoenix Suns. Watson joined the Suns as an assistant coach in the summer of 2015, after a 13-year career as an NBA point guard that included stops in Seattle, Utah and Portland. Watson says Wooden, who won 10 NCAA national championships in a 12-year period, helped console him in times of doubt and inspired him to become a coach later in his career. Yet, he says Wooden rarely talked about basketball, instead sharing stories about love, relationships and character. That was especially appealing to Watson. Watson’s mother is Mexican-American and his grandparents are from Mexico. He is the NBA’s first Hispanic head

coach. The 37 year old attributes his unique coaching style to his family’s culture. “We emphasize family and togetherness,” Watson says of his upbringing. “So our family was always together, we did everything together. We kind of carry that theme into basketball.” Veteran shooting guard Leandro Barbosa says Watson’s approach is similar to what he has experienced in Brazil, where he grew up. “I think the family thing that he’s bringing in is really important,” Barbosa says. “If we want that playoff goal, chemistry is very important on and off the court. “Family brings championships.” Few have more experience bringing championships than Wooden did during his days in Westwood. “I’m just very honored to represent UCLA all the time,” Watson says. “And Coach

Wooden and everything he spoke, how he took the time to mentor me, is the way to make my school proud. Without that in my life, the UCLA family, I wouldn’t exist.” One memory of Wooden stands out in Watson’s mind. During one practice, the team sat in a circle and listened to the former coach share words of wisdom during a tough stretch. Watson said that everything Wooden spoke about that day mirrored things the Bruins were struggling with on the court. “And it clicked in my mind immediately how to change our basketball team on the court,” Watson said. “And, I was like, ‘How did he do that?’ He winked at me and he knew I got it.” Like Wooden, Watson doesn’t talk to his team about basketball. Rather, he mentors players to be involved in the community and participate in

yoga, which he believes helps players become more mindful about each other, society and people of other races and ethnicities. “We talk about being the best person we can be off the court,” Watson says. “Because when you come on the court, you’re going to make the right plays.” As Watson enters his first full year as head coach, he’ll look to combine his years of advice from Wooden and his own background to lead the Suns to a successful start. The team finished the 2015-16 season with the second-worst record (23-59) in franchise history, going 9-24 under Watson’s interim reign. Until then, Watson bears a whistle around his neck that brings a smile to his face from ear-to-ear. “They told me I had a Coach Wooden whistle,” Watson says. “I didn’t even notice. It’s the funniest thing.” CT

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he game is faster. The rink is smaller. And the weather is warmer. But hockey players Georgy Gorodetsky and Jakob Stridsberg, both more than 5,000 miles away from home, were made to feel right at home the minute they put on an ASU jersey. “When you put on our jersey and you have a spot in our room, it doesn’t matter where you are from, what your nationality is or what your sexual orientation is,” coach Greg Powers says. “None of that matters. You are a

Sun Devil, you are our family and that is all that we care about.” Gorodetsky came from Yekaterinburg, Russia and is ASU’s first player recruited from Europe. The freshman forward has lived in the United States for six years, giving him some time to adjust to life in a different country. “It wasn’t that hard,” says Gordetsky, who has played in eight games. “The weather is pretty hot here. That did take me awhile to get used to it.” Although the weather in Sweden is much colder than in Arizona, the transition hasn’t always been difficult for sophomore Jakob Stridsberg. “It is a different place to play hockey,” says Powers. “You get here and it is so hot, so it is definitely a culture shock for a lot of these kids, especially the Canadian kids and the

kids who have been out east and up north playing junior hockey. Everybody has adapted. It is starting to cool off now so it is starting to feel a little bit more normal for them.” Stridsberg, who moved from Jonkoping, Sweden, is a defenseman who has played in all 19 games for the Devils this season. “It is a cool experience,” Stridsberg says. “It is a new team, of course, and to be a part of this new program is a really big deal for me.” The inaugural season for the Sun Devils was a “hybrid” that consisted of a mixture of NCAA Division 1 and American Collegiate Hockey Association (ACHA) games. This season is Arizona State’s first full NCAA Division 1 schedule. Both players have traveled a long way to play hockey. Not only did they

have to adjust to living in a new country, they also had to adapt to how hockey is played in the U.S. “It’s faster and more physical,” Gorodetsky says. “The ice rink is smaller compared to Europe.” Rinks in Europe are the same in length, but are 15 feet wider than in the U.S., making their rinks 200 by 100 feet. Even though the game is faster in the U.S., both players have brought something different to the team. “It’s just a different flavor,” Powers says. “We have a bunch of Americans and Canadians. To get some more diversity and culture in our room is good and we are excited about that. They are both good kids, really good teammates and they are bringing a lot to the table.”

Since they are the only two players from outside of North America, they help each other but also have a sturdy support system in their other teammates. “Our hockey team sees each other all the time, and we spend a lot of time together,” says Stridsberg. “You get really close to everyone, and it has been really nice.” CT

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Fans can look forward to the ultimate Big 12 vs. Mountain West faceoff when Boise State battles Baylor University in the 28th annual Cactus Bowl. Chase Field will transform from diamond to gridiron so fans can witness a riveting rivalry between the Bears and Broncos. The Baylor Bears finished their season with a sixgame losing streak, while the Boise Broncos hope to redeem themselves after a tough season-ending loss to Air Force. Don’t miss this compelling matchup between two teams that have been shrouded in both contention and merit— and be one of the first to see who comes out on top. Chase Field, 401 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, fiestabowl. org/cactus-bowl, 480.350.0911, December 27, 8:15 p.m., $35$140.

Ranked No. 1 in ESPN’s list of 2016’s most entertaining bowl games, the 46th annual Fiesta Bowl is steeped in tradition, but is sure to offer some game-changing nuances when Ohio State and Clemson University hit the field on New Year’s Eve. The Ohio State Buckeyes are currently ranked No. 2 in the NCAA, while the Tigers are No. 5. The winner of this highly anticipated showdown will earn a spot in the College Football Playoff National Championship in January. Whether you’re rocking scarlet or orange, University of Phoenix Stadium will be full of adrenaline on game day. University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, fiestabowl.org/fiesta-bowl, 480.350.0911, December 31, 5 p.m., $100-$350.

If sitting at a bar on Mill toasting champagne at midnight doesn’t seem like your style, why not be able to say you participated in Phoenix’s last 5K of 2016 and first 5K of 2017? Join StartLine Racing in the 27th annual Midnight Madness Run. This unique event features a sparkling cider toast at midnight and a “Runner’s Brunch” before and after the race. Participants will also receive a finisher’s medal and a custom Dri-Fit Tech jacket. Awards will be distributed for the top three runners in designated age groups. Rose Mofford Sports Complex, 833 N. 25th Avenue, Phoenix, startlineracing.com, December 31st, 10:30 p.m., $35-$45.

The court at Talking Stick Arena will certainly be on fire when the Suns attempt to beat the Heat in one of the first games of 2017. Hopefully the start of the New Year will cause the Suns to kick it into high gear. Join fellow fans to watch the game and participate in IASIS Healthcare Health & Wellness Night—and don’t be late! The first 2,500 fans who arrive will receive a complimentary Suns shaker bottle. Talking Stick Resort Arena, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, nba.com/suns, January 3, 7 p.m., $11-$1,474. CT

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ENTERTAINMENT 10 SONGS THAT DEFINED 2016 MADISON RUTHERFORD • COLLEGE TIMES

hether we want to play 2016 on repeat in our reveries or press fastforward and forget all about it, one thing’s for sure—it was a major year for music. As we count down the days to 2017, let’s reminisce about all the ups and downs we experienced the past year — and the songs that provided the soundtrack to it all. Whether they tug at our heartstrings or make us want to stomp our feet and clap our hands, here are 10 timeless tunes that will always remind us of 2k16.

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The Weeknd, Starboy The Canadian crooner teamed up with European electronic outfit Daft Punk to produce the catchy title track on his third studio album. Released in September, the punchy pop hit quickly climbed to the top of the charts and spent seven consecutive weeks sitting pretty at No. 2. Rihanna, Work Dynamic duo Rihanna and Drake collaborated to create a renowned club anthem that rendered it impossible for anyone to say the word “work” without someone retorting with a melodious echo. The infectious dancehall hit was untouchable, spending nearly two months at No. 1. This was RiRi’s 14th single to skyrocket to the top of Billboard’s Hot 100, making her the third

most successful solo artist on the chart, surpassed solely by Mariah Carey and Elvis. Sia, Cheap Thrills It turns out a catchy song about being broke but still trying to have a good time is a surefire way to reach the pinnacle of the pop charts. “I don’t need no money as long as I keep dancing” may have usurped “YOLO” as the new motto this year. A remix with Sean Paul, which blends Sia’s signature synthpop sound with a reggaeton influence, was nominated for a Grammy for Best Pop Duo Performance. Drake, One Dance Originally released in April, “One Dance” reached No. 1 in 15 different countries. In September, Billboard dubbed it the 2016 Song of the Summer. And it’s still penetrating airwaves and provoking dance parties (in the club and in the car) as the year comes to an end. With over 1 billion streams worldwide, it became Spotify’s most played song. With distinct dancehall beats and vocal features from Afrobeat artist Wizkid and Brit singer Kyla, “One Dance” is yet another example of multiculturalism establishing itself in the mainstream. Beyonce, Formation Nominated for several awards, including Best Music Video and Song of the Year, “Formation” is irreverent, anthemic and critically acclaimed. Most importantly, it’s 100 percent Beyonce—unbridled and uncensored. This year, the

doyen of fierce proved that when life hands you lemons, you make it multi-platinum with her groundbreaking visual album “Lemonade.” “Formation” was the lead single on Bey’s emotionally charged masterwork, which she promoted at her stellar performance at the Super Bowl 50 halftime show in February. The Chainsmokers, Closer Although The Chainsmokers have a song about selfies to thank for their popularity, “Closer” proves the EDM duo has a little more substance under the surface. With indie darling Halsey’s poignant vocals and lyrics reminiscent of an early 2000s emo ballad, the song is decidedly catchy, but we also find ourselves inexplicably caught up in our feelings every time we hear it. Kanye West, Ultralight Beams The first track off Yeezy’s seventh studio album “The Life of Pablo” shows a spiritual side to the irreverent rap icon, a stark departure from his typically snarky disposition. The gospel-inspired track features guest vocals by virtuosos Kelly Price, Chance the Rapper and Kirk Franklin. Lyrics like “Deliver us peace, deliver us loving, we know we need it” pretty much serve as a manifesto for 2016. Uplifting and inventive, “Ultralight Beams” makes a rapper with a larger-than-life personality seem small—or at least the same size as the rest of us. Flume, Never Be Like You At 24 years old, Australian

DJ Flume is nothing short of precocious. The radio-friendly banger “Never Be Like You,” which features Canadian songstress Kai, peaked at No. 1 on the ARIA Singles Chart. The electronic earworm also held down several spots on the U.S. Billboard Charts and snagged a nomination for “Best Dance Recording” at the upcoming Grammy Awards in February. Adele, Send My Love (To Your New Lover) After tearjerkers like “Hello” and “Someone Like You,” it was about time for the British songstress to release a flippant breakup anthem to blow a kiss to the romances of the past and move on. The song’s brazen lyrics paired with Adele’s expansive timbre makes the bittersweet ballad especially empowering. It rounded out the year with a No. 2 spot on Billboard’s Adult Top 40. Rae Sremmurd, Black Beatles Because it was featured in viral videos of the Mannequin Challenge, “Black Beatles” became 2016’s answer to The Harlem Shake. After clumsily busting into the mainstream hip hop milieu, the quirky song, which features guest vocals from Gucci Mane, became an unlikely millennial anthem. It eventually reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and stayed at the summit for more than a month. CT

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Mondays at Yucca Although the usual din of this Tempe dive bar may distract from the music, this is a great place to take in some local talent every Monday. Yucca has been a mainstay for live music in the Valley since the ‘70s, so anyone who graces its stage is sure to bring some serious noise. Yucca Tap Room, 29 W. Southern Avenue, Tempe, every Monday, 8 p.m., 480.967.4777, yuccatap.com. Tuesdays at Rula Bula

This modern Mill Ave. bar and restaurant blends nuance and tradition. The pub serves Irish grub and beer with a side of music every Tuesday evening. Rula Bula, 401 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, every Tuesday, 9 p.m., 480.929.9500, rulabula.com. Wednesdays at Joe’s Grotto If you want to play or enjoy some mellow tunes in a relaxed atmosphere, Joe’s Grotto is the place to be on Wednesdays. This 21 and over event offers drink specials while acoustic acts provide the soundtrack. Joe’s Grotto, 13825 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, every Wednesday, 9 p.m., 602.992.1007, joesgrotto.com. Wednesdays at Rogue Local and national acts have shared the stage at this Scottsdale haunt. If you’re looking for a rough and ready, rock and roll vibe, this is the place to catch live music (or perform your own!) every Wednesday. Rogue Bar, 423 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, every Wednesday, 9:30 p.m., 480.947.3580.

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f you want to get out of your comfort zone this New Year and prove your acoustic guitar chops on a small audience or you want to check out some hidden local gems, Phoenix has an array of open mic nights to satiate your appetite for lowkey live music. Sign up or sip on some coffee or a cocktail and get ready to get serenaded at these weekly events.

Walk-In Wednesdays at Tempe Center for the Arts Walk-ins are welcome on Wednesdays at the Tempe Center for the Arts. Hosted by local virtuoso Walt Richardson, this eclectic open mic night encourages musicians and poets to take the stage. Microphones, music stands and P.A. systems are provided. Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, every Wednesday, 5:45 p.m., 480.350.2822. Thursdays at Fatso’s Good grub and good tunes. What more could you want? Nosh on a slice of pizza while you support local music when this laidback pizza parlor transforms into a music showcase every Thursday night. Fatso’s boasts the longest-running open mic in the Valley and shows no signs of stopping. Fatso’s Pizza, 3131 E. Thunderbird Road, Phoenix, every Thursday, 6 p.m., 602.992.1122, fatsospizza.com. CT

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CALENDAR DECEMBER 22 Courtney Marie Andrews w/ Justin Moody, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., free Dragonfly w/ The Soft Eyes, Rhythm Room, 6:30 p.m., $11$14 The Limit Club, Not Breathing, Terminal 11 and Tsone, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $8 Spaced Out w/ The Guild and Sigh and Galore, Valley Bar, 9 p.m., $5

DECEMBER 23 Kenny Holland, Luxxe and Wanderer, Valley Bar, 7 p.m., free Cold Shott and The Hurricane Horns, Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $8 Greyhound Soul, Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $5-$8 Vinyl Station w/ The Sugar Thieves and Treasurefruit, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $10

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Cheap Thrills, Sean Watson and Jared Alan, Crescent Ballroom, 10 p.m., free The Rocket 88’s and Mike Eldred, Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $10 Blind Boys of Alabama, Musical Instrument Museum, 2 p.m., $48.50-$63.50

Pain Proof Punks and The Dipshit Sideshow w/ DJ Reubot, Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m.

DECEMBER 25 Moons Eat Stars and Josh Bennett, The Rebel Lounge, 8:30 p.m., free I am Hologram, E Alo, Manifest Sound and Vibe Antenna, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m.

DECEMBER 26 The Lowlands, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., free Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Gila River Arena, 3 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., $37.50-$71.25

DECEMBER 27 Mannheim Steamroller, ASU Gammage, 8 p.m., $35.50$120.50 Ainsworth, Arden Klawitter + The Powerclaps, Justin Moody, Egg Princess and MKLA, Trunk Space, 7 p.m., $6 What’s the Big Idea? Jazz Trio, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., free

DECEMBER 28 Lil Uzi Vert, Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $28-$50 El Ten Eleven, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18

Genocide Pact, Sex Prisoner and Woundvac, 51 West, 7 p.m., $8 Expos, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $5-$7

DECEMBER 29 Snoop Dogg, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Warren G and Tha Dogg Pound, Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $45-$75 Man Hands, Sink and Labor Party, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free Wyves, Barefoot and Vista Kicks, Valley Bar, 8:30 p.m., $10 Coobee Coo and Dirty Sunset, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $8-$10

DECEMBER 30 The Real Fits, El West, The Deadbeat Cousins and Pipelights, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Ryan Sims Band, Copper Blues, 9:30 p.m., free Decadence NYE 2016 Day 1 w/ Disclosure, Porter Robinson, Marshmello, Deadmau5 and more, Rawhide Event Center, 5 p.m., $179-$399 Ben Anderson, Ghost Cat Attack, Jenny Jarnagin and Jane N’ The Jungle, Valley Bar, 7:30 p.m., $8-$10 Bad News Blues Band, Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $8 Tristan, The Rebel Lounge, 11:30 p.m., free

DECEMBER 31 Steel Panther, Livewire, 9 p.m., $42 Straight No Chaser, Mesa Arts Center, 8 p.m., $49-$160 Decadence NYE 2016 Day

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DIRTY HEADS Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m. $38.50-$75 Ring in the New Year Rasta-style with reggae fusion band Dirty Heads. Hailing from Huntington Beach, California these low-key rockers are sure to bring a laid-back vibe with classics like “Lay Me Down,” and new tunes such as “My Sweet Summer” and “That’s All I Need.”

2 w/ DJ Snake, Zedd, The Chainsmokers and more, Rawhide Event Center, 5 p.m., $179-$399 Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers, Celebrity Theatre, 9 p.m., $43-$53 Jim Brickman, Musical Instrument Museum, 6 p.m. and 8 p.m., $43.50-$58.50 Dirty Heads w/ Katastro, Mouse Powell, Neato and Highest Conspiracy, Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $38.50-$75 Soul Power Band, Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $15 Sara Robinson, Captain Squeegee, Japhy’s Descent, The Haymarket Squares, The Rebel Lounge, 9 p.m., $10 Kalliope, Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra and Sean Watson, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $17 Banana Gun, Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $5-$10

JANUARY 1

SNOOP DOGG Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $45-$75

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Don’t miss hip hop hall-of-famer Snoop Dogg as he brings his infectious and irreverent sound to Comerica Theatre. Rap vets Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Warren G and Tha Dogg Pound will also bring the West Coast hip hop scene to the southwest for an unforgettable night of classic bangers and new hits.

Jerusafunk, Stig and House of Stairs, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $8-$10

JANUARY 2 Open Mic Night, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free

JANUARY 3 Badflower, The Rebel Lounge,

8 p.m., $8-$10 Vox Vocis and Televangelist, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free DJ Shane Kennedy’s Mondo Twang Eclecticana, Valley Bar, 9 p.m., free

JANUARY 4 Emby Alexander, Emily Davis and the Murder Police and Sydney Sprague, Valley Bar, 7:30 p.m., $10 Thee Fine Lines and Cheap Hotels, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free Dennis Rowland, Diana Lee and Greg Warner, ASU Kerr Cultural Center, 7:30 p.m., $12.65-$38.90

JANUARY 5 Modern Royal, Overslept, Wanderer, Silver & Gold, Tree Season, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $8-$10 Pinata Protest and Andy Warpigs, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free

JANUARY 6 The Number Twelve Looks Like You w/ American Standards, The Rebel Lounge, 6 p.m., $13-$15 The Beta Machine and Vinyl Station, The Pressroom, 6:30 p.m., $35-$125

JANUARY 7 The Devil Makes Three, Marquee Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $15-$115 TV Girl, Poppet, Electrisad, Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $10 Caught a Ghost, Valley Bar, 7 p.m., $3 Grave Danger, We Might Be Wasted, True Rivals, Contradiktion, Jack The Cat, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free Moon to Sun, Promise to Myself, Cuervo and Glen-

cove, The Rebel Lounge, 5 p.m., $8-$10 The Rocket 88’s, Rhythm Room, 7 p.m., $10 Gonzo, Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $10-$12

JANUARY 8 Mike Eldred Trio, Rhythm Room, 6 p.m.$8 Former Friends of Young Americans, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $5 Waveformanalogueresearch, Crescent Ballroom, 9 p.m., free The Ganderers, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free

Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $38.50-$48.50 DJ Shane Kennedy’s Mondo Twang Eclecticana, Valley Bar, 9 p.m., free

JANUARY 11 Dawes, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $30-$43 Stitched Up Heart and Letters From the Fire, The Rebel

Lounge, 7:30 p.m., $13-$15 Pride Through Strife, Zolopht and Poolsyde, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free

JANUARY 12 The Aggrolites, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $18-$21 Skull Drag, Terminally Ill and Psychedelic Medusa, Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free

Minor Morals w/ Arms Reach, Lesser Degree, Lower Depths, Momentum, Snake Way and Bad Idea Central, 51 West, 6 p.m., tickets TBA Artesyn, Emerald Isle, Paranova, November Skies, Shawshank Redeemed and Cries of the Captive, Club Red, 6 p.m., $10-$12 CT

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AQUARIUS

PISCES

ARIES

TAURUS

(JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18)

(FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20)

(MARCH 21 – APRIL 21)

(APRIL 22 – MAY 20)

Everyone knows you’re no saint, Aquarius, but you’ve reached a new low, even for you. It’s time for some serious self-reflection, or maybe just a nap.

You may have yet to find a cure for cancer or solve structural inequality, but you got out of bed this morning, and that’s more than a lot of us can say. Keep up the good work, Pisces.

This week, you’ll finally find your true calling in life: losing anything and everything that isn’t directly attached to your body. You can thank your keys and wallet for this dazzling discovery.

When it comes to homework, haste makes waste, but it also leaves you more time to sleep and watch Netflix. It looks like you’ll have to weigh your options this week, Taurus.

GEMINI

CANCER

LEO

VIRGO

(MAY 21 – JUNE 21)

(JUNE 22 – JULY 22)

(JULY 23 – AUGUST 22)

(AUGUST 23 – SEPTEMBER 22)

Hark! It’s the cacophonous sound of pots and pans banging together! But wait – it’s not December 31st yet. Looks like your neighbors are just drunk again. A lousy night’s sleep is in your future. Gemini.

Apparently wisdom is better than silver and gold, but wisdom ain’t gonna pay your rent, Cancer. It’s time to get a job.

Whoever coined the phrase “the coolest thing since sliced bread” has clearly never experienced the joy of whacking someone over the head with a baguette. Pair with a cheese wheel and you’ve got a full-on arsenal.

It’s the season of giving, Virgo, and we’re pretty sure giving up counts too. Instead of making a resolution this New Year’s, just say “screw it” instead and see what happens.

LIBRA

SCORPIO

SAGITTARIUS

CAPRICORN

(SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 22)

(OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21)

(NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21)

(DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19)

You know what they say: your New Year’s Eve will dictate how the rest of your year will go. Here’s to a 2017 full of blurry memories and even blurrier Instagram photos. Cheers!

Don’t sweat it if you don’t have a New Year’s kiss yet, Scorpio. The stars say you’ll find a sloppy, last-minute date out of desperation.

Champagne is one of the only alcoholic beverages that is acceptable to drink noon and night. Channel your inner mimosa this New Year’s and embrace your versatility, Sag.

You might want to take this advice with a grain of salt, Capricorn: your New Year’s diet is pretentious and unrealistic. Just pair that milkshake and fries with a salad every once in awhile and you’ll be gravy (you are what you eat, after all.) CT