Analyze-o-matic

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HOLY COMMON PRACTICE PERIOD HARMONY, BATMAN, IT’S THE

Diatonic Triads

ii iii vi

I7 IV7

Ma Se jor-M ve nth ino Ch r ord Ha Se lf-Di ve mi nth ni Ch shed ord Fu S e lly D ve im nth ini Ch she ord d Ex ten de dH arm on No ie n-T ert ial Ch ord

V7

vii°7 V9 V11 V13

Neapolitan Six Secondary Dominants

b III b VI

iv

ii°

ii°7

vii°7

vii°7/x

vii°7/x

N

V/x

V7/x

vii°/x

It.6 Fr.6 Ger.6

Augmented Sixths

Tri a ed Dim

ini

sh

d no

rT ria

d Tri a jor

Mi

Diatonic Triads

Ma

MINOR KEY

III VI

i iv

ii° vii° III7 VI7

Diatonic Sevenths

iv7/x

i7 iv7

IV b7/x

ii°7/x

Ma Se jor-M ve nth ino Ch r ord Ha Se lf-Di ve mi nth ni Ch shed ord Fu Se lly D ve im nth ini Ch she ord d Ex ten de dH arm on No ie n-T ert ial Ch ord

IV7/x

ii°/x

Mi Ch nor S ord ev en th

ii/x iv/x

IV/x

Use this chart if you’re in a

DIATONIC CHORDS

ii7 iii7 vi7

Extended Harmonies

Secondary Subdominants

ALTERED CHORDS

Mi Ch nor S ord ev en th

Ma Ch jor S ord ev en th

ini sh ed Tri ad Dim

vii°

Diatonic Sevenths

Borrowed Chords ALTERED CHORDS

I IV V

d Ma j Ch or S ord ev en th

DIATONIC CHORDS

MAJOR KEY

Mi no rT ria d

Use this chart if you’re in a

Ma jor Tri ad

1. Are you in a MAJOR KEY or a MINOR KEY? Look at the appropriate chart. 2. Does your chord have ACCIDENTALS (notes not in the scale)? If there are accidentals, it’s an ALTERED CHORD. Otherwise, it’s DIATONIC! 3. What CHORD TYPE is the chord? Check the appropriate column. 4. It’s got to be one of the indicated chords... otherwise, you’ve modulated. Back to STEP 1!

ANALYZE-O-MATIC 2.0

DIRECTIONS FOR USE:

V7

ii°7

vii°7 V9 V11 V13

Extended Harmonies

Borrowed Chords

I

Neapolitan Six

N

Secondary Dominants

V/x

V7/x

vii°/x

vii°7/x

It.6 Fr.6 Ger.6

Augmented Sixths Secondary Subdominants

vii°7/x

IV/x

ii/x iv/x

ii°/x

IV7/x

iv7/x

IV b7/x

ii°7/x

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