WINNERS AND LOSERS
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, N O T E L P P A IE L A T A N days) series 4 (9
KATIE PRICE, series 9 (9 days)
‘I’VE HAD SO MUCH S* *T,I JUST DON’T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE.’ KATIE PRICE
Fair enough. Bye!
NEED A BIG ‘I’M OUT OF HERE.I ,A BATH,A MAC,LARGE FRIES CLOTHES, SHAVE,CHANGE OF ND MAYBE A BLEACH ME HAIR A WHAT I NEED.’ SPRAY TAN.THAT’S
GEORGE HAMILTON, series 9 (15 days)
series 11 (1 day)
‘I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN WRINGED OUT … AND THEWATER’S GONE.’
BRIAN HARVEY
FREDDIE STARR,
NATALIE APPLETON
‘SHE JUST COULDN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE,SO NOBODY WAS SURPRISED WHEN SHE SAID SHEWAS LEAVING.’ JANET STREET-PORTER
, CAMILLA DALLERUP series 9 (4 days)
T TIME I D E H T N ‘AT BAD A T O S T HA GO TED T AN A E H I SO TO BR T.’ D E L IT ING OUE K L A L W ASQUA
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‘AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,I HAVE TOWEIGHWHAT IS IM PORTANT TO ME AS FAR AS MY LI FE GOES AS OPPOSED TO THIS .’ GEORGE HAMILTON
‘WHEN HE LEFT IWAS SAD.ITWAS NEVER QUITE THE SA ME FOR ME. I’M GOING TO MISSYO U.’ KIM WOODBURN
‘I GREW HE ALWAYS UP WATCHING HIM – USED TO M A FATIMA WHIT KE ME LAUGH.’ BREAD 143
WINNERS AND LOSERS
cLAREN, MALCOLM M (0 days) series 7
To be fair to him, it wasn’t really Malcolm. It was his girlfriend, Young Kim. She was worried about Malcom doing the show. She’d obviously heard something about it and she asked him not to go in. The thing is, Bob had done the usual medical talk to everyone, and that talk always put the fear of God into people. And Richard and I had also given Malcolm our Talk of Doom. So anyway, Bob spoke to Young on the phone. He spoke to Malcolm again, too, but nothing worked. To be honest, we thought it’d be like John
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w there was Malcolm McLaren. No a character. guess. I never Actually, that’s only a arest Malcolm ever met the man. The ne the side salad he got to the jungle was rvice when he ordered from room se arrived at the hotel. celebrities Because the day the camp, Malcolm were due to head into d there was no changed his mind. An the end, they just talking him round. In y. flew him home. Craz st class all the way, Mind you, he flew fir so daft after all. so maybe he wasn’t
[Lydon] again. You know, we’d battle to get him to the hotel, then we’d battle to get him into camp, then we’d battle every day to stop him walking. But this time it just neve r happened. Normally between me, Daisy [Moore, Casting Executive] and Medic Bob, we can talk them round. It’s a shame. He’d have hated every minute, but still … Natalka Znak, Executive Producer and Co-Creator
I took Malcolm for dinner each night in Australia. And he was fine – he was a brilliant raconteur and he was very indiscreet – they were great dinners. And each night he said he was going to do it. But when he got back to the hotel, he was calling home and being told not to do it. So over the course of the night his mind would change, and then I’d have to persuade him all over again. On the day they were meant to go in, Natalka and me went to his room and the door was locked. But he’d given me a key so we let ourselves in. He was there. He told us he wasn’t doing it. He flew back to the UK that night. Daisy Moore, Casting Executive
ry of For me, there’s a whole catego o never wh it, w ble celebrities who just o seem to wh really showed up. It’s a group be enough to think that just their name will when they get win them a load of votes. And evicted, they can’t believe it. y’re way But you can’t fool the public. The prepared to too smart for that. If you aren’t y’ll see right engage with the experience, the through you. was a For me Vic Reeves was one. He in, he did late arrival, and when he did go ieved his fans very little. I think he really bel end. would keep him in there till the a word After he got kicked out, Vic had ly edited. It with me. He said he’d been bad , ‘Vic, all you was my fault! But I said to him wood!’ It’s did in there was whittle bits of gs out of thin g true – he just sat there makin telly? sticks. I mean, how’s that good s the wa He r. the Mike Read was ano really him first out and said we’d edited Mike spent badly. But as far as I could see ry about the hours in there just writing a dia
ff that was experience – jotting down stu ns. We’re going on and doing little cartoo writing. It’s never going to show someone just not going to happen. uld be Razor Ruddock we thought wo met him we en great – he was brilliant wh n’t did like in London. But my guess is he just sat about being hungry and he basically of weeks. looking unhappy for a couple r. We Robert Kilroy-Silk was anothe ned us tur He . him worked for years to get he said lly down again and again, then fina on. We he’d do it. We were over the mo he goes in n The thought he’d be dynamite. ring at the fire and just sort of sits around, sta for days on end. e so much It’s so frustrating. They promis d when they and then don’t do anything. An me the get voted out early they often bla editing. er Natalka Znak, Executive Produc and Co-Creator
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