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Fraternity banter
from TT02 English
by Tuntreet
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Cheers FFD! Cheers Skriver! Cheers $paregris! Cheers Hunkatter! Cheers Qlturelle samt Xclusive Cheers Pusekatter! Cheers Tora samt Thorvald!
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We have endured Lockdown for well-nigh a Year No providence of Revelry this Pandemic holds near
The new Term, new Possibilities enables Yet, the Studentsamfunnet houses empty Chairs and empty Tables
Cheers for the countdown until Samfunnet reopens!
Fortuitously, longer and brighter Days await By Jove, with pretty Colours the Sky does ornate
That the Eika is reopened brings about a Smile Let us hope our Condition has not deteriorated meanwhile
Cheers to the Vigour of Body and Mind!
On icy Ponds the Kattene swerve in elegant Prance, hence is the Winter revelled in, with Skates and Dance
It is imperative that every Katt maintains hydration and safety, consequently, We meet on zoom to partake in consolatory Wellspring Brew!
Cheers for the Wellspring Brew!
Qlturell regards Muskatt, PR, Edelkatt samt Pusekatt Marthe Well, here we are again. No embrace to gain. What did time to our lives add? Well, things have grown less sad.


The students have made themselves clear We need our reading halls so madness needn’t appear Asheim finally came to his senses Maybe he smelled some peculiar incenses
The term is upon us, and so is the work of IAESTE. We have announced a bunch of summer jobs, arranged the digital Business Day with many exciting companies and arranged a work applicant course! If IAESTE is new for you, we can tell you that we are a student organization sited in 6 universities in Norway and 80 other countries and aim to help students accrue relevant work experiences abroad.
We are not all serious and austere all the time, but we are a good bunch that do a lot of fun stuff together – also in these digital times! This is a fun and rewarding organization that can offer you an international network. Does this sound interesting? We are receiving applications as we speak – no previous experience needed! Please send us an informal message on Facebook to “IAESTE Ås” with whatever question you may have! We strive for a low bar for participation! Half of Ås goes skating on Årungen lake For some of them, maybe freezing balls ache But isn’t that part of the charm even though a few has broken their arm
A delayed admission to our sorority is decreed But our strength will return indeed Thoughts make us beguiled We desire girls with the description of wild
The Eika is reopened indiscriminatory Exercise has become mandatory But let us not lose our sensibility Soon we will all reach senility
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Follow us on Facebook “IAESTE Ås” and instagram “iaeste_aas” to see more of what we do and our work offers! And with that, we wish you a good start on your term!

Life still stands on hold even after a month after the new year. Under ordinary conditions, butterflies in the stomach would flutter about after strapping your skiis and skates on for the Karskrennj and Kurt Stilles Minneløp. The feeling of the freezing air pricking on your face while you skate from your competitor with the tight cup of coffee in sight, the sound of cheering roaring from all ends. This is all but a faint memory from a grander time. Our present situation would be unimaginable back then. But, as our prime minister said in her speech: Soon, our day will come. The day we can round around in gold from top to toe, laugh and embrace our friends, and meet at Samfunnet with all the other admirable students at the Agrarian. Keep your spirits high and cherish your fondest memories. We will be back. We look forward to it! The snow is slowly melting away, and we look to Spring and warmer days. Greenery returns and replaces the white and grey. The fragrance of flowers will soon enrich our senses with Springlike feeling. We will once again bear witness to Eika, clothing itself in leaves and the endless flowering of the most beautiful university grounds in Norway. A park that today has grown larger and richer than before. Soon, we will share this sense of community and identitiy with what we know as our common Agrarian Metropole. Gents Academy hopes everyone seizes each day to come, while we look forward to seeing each other again!
Gents Academy Lord Ambassador Greetings to all supporters of gender equality!

Soon, we will honour an annual, highly important day of our movement: the International Women’s Day, 8th of March. We are looking forward to it!
Originally, 8th of March was an action day for women’s rights to vote, but now, it is the day for raising relevant issues. It’s also a day to feel the sense of community in struggle and solidarity. We are many banding together in the struggle for a more equal society, without gender discrimination!
Happy 8th of March from us in the Ås Feminist Students!

ANSWERS GAMES TT01


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