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TWETCHES.COM | FIRST ANNIVERSARY | 2009-2010
In late April of 2009, Twetches.com started off as a mere search for inspiration. The first few Twitter Sketches or
“Twetches” were made by looking at tweets on Twitter and then sketching what came to mind. After I had completed a couple Twetches, a thought came to mind... “Other people might enjoy doing this too.” The idea was born and I constructed Twetches.com over the weekend. The site has seen a few revisions since then
and has been able to reach quite a large audience. I made this e-book as a thank you for being a part of the first year of Twetches.com. Thank You whether you’ve been around from the beginning or are just now jumping on. - Thanks! @bengillin
The magazine displays the first year of Twetches.com in chronological order. All submissions that were published on the website are present in this publication. Thank You to everyone who has submitted Twetches in the past and to those who will submit Twetches in the future.
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Polite Lights “Dear Moths, get a life. Sincerely, The Lights.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
iPhone Shank “This iPhone is out of control.” @amawian1027 Submission: @bengillin
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Gay Navy “If I went into the Navy would I be gay?” @barryargo Submission: @bengillin
Google Me “Just overheard this dude tell security “Google me man.” which shall now replace “do you know who I am?”” @thebutchcaucus Submission: @bengillin
YooHoo Bishop “Seen at bus stop on Ventura Blvd and Corbin, man in bishops robes with huge wooden crucifix drinking a yoohoo.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
Sandwich Sacrifice “I would cut my arm off to give you a sandwich.” @neilgolemo Submission: @bengillin
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Swine Flu Kiss H1N1 “Got wasted last night and made out with a swine from Mexico. So Dumb!” @thejoelstein Submission: @bengillin
Bed Pie “Early to bed, early to pies (I have a fridge by my bed, it’s full of pies.” @Jordan_Morris Submission: @bengillin
Lonely World of Warcraft “Late night friday. What does that mean for me? That’s right world of warcraft. That’s right living the life.” @bink26 Submission: @bengillin
The Smell of Cat Piss “I no longer have any pillows that don’t smell like cat piss.” @tigerlilybelle Submission: @bengillin
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Molten Crocs “I’m going to buy a pair of crocs so I can melt them down and pour the molten liquid into the eyes of whoever invented them.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
Women Don’t Charge Their Phones “Women answer me this: are yall allergic to PHONE CHARGERS!?! Yall shrug it off & then panic when phone dies and charger is miles away!!!! @questlove Submission: @bengillin
Weapons of Mass Destruction “The Band” “On the 14th floor of the Houston Club… In the “Bush Room.” Strangely, I found “Weapons of Mass Destruction”… They’re a wedding band.” @joshthemoore Submission: @bengillin
Brains on Fire Party “Ain’t no party like a brains on fire party ‘cause a brains on fire party don’t stop” @spikejones Submission: @bengillin
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Mob of Day Laborers “Just saw a mob of about a dozen day laborers rushing a shiny SUV.” @shawnroneill Submission: @bengillin
Lazy Goat Time “Lazy Goat Time” @spikejones Submission: @bengillin
Booger Attached to My Brain “That booger was so long I think it was attached to my brain.” @muzzlewump Submission: @bengillin
Biblical Flood “Houston Weather = biblical floods one day, gorgeous day the next, and tomorrow I expect boiling lava.” @oberdada Submission: @bengillin
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Sweet F-Bomb “I’m going to start swearing again. I feel it. Nothing like a sweet f-bomb after years without.” @brandius Submission: @bengillin
Awkward Colonic “Last month I stressed to hip hoppers a new word (insurance). Now time for a new word for ALL OF YOU: COLONIC. (awkward, but life saving.)” @questlove Submission: @bengillin
Stink “hey rik twetches r sweet ha xSTINK” @MADSTEEZ Submission: @stinkone
Twitter Money “twitter we gettin twitter money ayyyyyyyyyyy.” @DomoCashaNova Submission: @heatley
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Screaming Roaches “There have been an awful lot of big roaches ambling through the house lately. I wish they would stop. I’m tired of screaming.” @ThursdayGirl Submission: @JenXer
Bed Rat “wtf my arm still hurts 4m when that rat ran across my bed lol” @amberranee Submission: @steviehawthorne
Forgotten Fish “oh i forgot i also have a fish” @nicolerichie Submission: @steviehawthorne
Carrie Prejean is a Dumb Bitch “Dan Savage thinks Carrie Prejean is a dumb bitch!” @PerezHilton Submission: @marunavarro
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Professional Resume “I wish I could put a picture of myself with a huge smile on my resume and still be professioinal.” @unusuario Submission: @vernique
Mutant Toes “if I had mutant toes like the guy ahead of me at starbucks, I wouldn’t wear sandals like that!” @sandro Submission: @bengillin
Upstairs Noise “I wish I was asleep. I also wish the person upstairs wasn’t so noisy.” @andrewg616 Submission: @bengillin
Nevermind Jog “Went jogging to ‘nevermind’ today & as I lugged around my 203lb frame I remembered lugging around 175lbs in 1991 to a cassette of the same.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
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Creepy Bus “Getting these little ones off to school. I didn’t recognize the bus driver this morning. Or the bus. Looked more like a van, OH MY GOD.” @johncmayer Submission: @bengillin
John Mayer Smoking Crack “smoking crack.” @johncmayer Submission: @bengillin
Golden Puke “I don’t want to give away the movie, but I might win next year’s Golden Globe for “Best getting puked on.” Fingers Crossed!” @robcorddry Submission: @bengillin
Communist Santa “I think santaclaus might is a communist.” @stephencolbert Submission: @mattfries
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Twetch Mockery “@rainnwilson I just drew what they call a TWETCH over @ www. TWETCHES.com from one of your tweets. http://is.gd.A2Bwwww. TWETCHES.com from one of your tweets. http://is.gd.A2Bw” @bengillin Submission: @wotto
Turtle Shower “Giving Mr. Turtle a sprinkler shower in the sunshine :-)” @evangenitals Submission: @bengillin
Diarrhea “Diarrhea would be a beautiful name if it didn’t mean diarrhea.” @sarahksilverman Submission: @bengillin
My Twitter Weighs a Ton “My Twitter weighs a Ton.” @raymondroker Submission: @erikries
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Naked iPhone “@erinen31 not me… my iPhone is proudly naked :-)” @elegantmachines Submission: @JenXer
Sleep Student “I really need to learn how to sleep.” @veronicalourdes Submission: @mattfries
Tweeulogy “If you died, would there be a ‘Tweeulogy’?” @rainnwilson Submission: @mattfries
Rainbow Kermit “I for one cannot name one other song about rainbows (besides Rainbow In The Dark by Ronnie James Dio).” @popeofnashville Submission: @wotto
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Pi Tattoo 3.14 “Chick at @ thecupboulder has a π tattoo the size of a fist on her inner right forearm. *swoon*” @gwenbell Submission: @jenxer
Jealous Mom “My mother just said she is jealous of my social life. I’m not sure she realizes how much of it involves yelling at musicians in parking lots.” @thisisnotapril Submission: @JenXer
Code Lebron “lebron is a video game cheat code!� @jalanimorgan Submission: @erikries
Voonderbar Submission: @gnarfdeath
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Humping Corndogs “RT @michaelianblack Humping might be the best word ever invented to describe humping. Corndog is not, however.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
Lost Dessert “There’s a cinnamon roll out there somewhere that can’t find me. Tragic.” @trumpetcake Submission: @bengillin
Toilet Dreamcatcher “Someone gave me a dreamcatcher today. I will use it to clean my toilet.” @robhuebel Submission: @bengillin
Clubbin Alf “We eatin cat in the club!! Wattup Alf!!” @diplo Submission: @bengillin
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Jimmy Fallon Phone “I lost my phone somewhere between Albany and my Apartment. But I’ve been yelling my tweets out the window. So, no worries.” @jimmyfallon Submission: @bengillin
Blogspotland “Later that evening: Yes, Toko.. we’ll head east to blogspotland! We’ll find our resource there.. I cannot thank you both enough..” @tokotokotok Submission: @mukhlisnor
Begrizzled Shortshorts “Today in @taftstcoffee Regulars: Shorty McShortShorts and The Begrizzled One.” @dryvetyme Submission: @jenxer
Retarded Monkeys “Was the American Idol finale song written by retarded monkeys?” @seangunn Submission: @bengillin
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Diddy Millionaire “1,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” @ iamdiddy Submission: @bengillin
Balance Face “I dare you not to watch a guy balancing a lawn mower on his Face. Impressive. I can dance, so…” @theellenshow Submission: @bengillin
Ocean Water “Remember we are all water in the same ocean.” @yokoono Submission: @mukhlisnor
Hunger Awareness “Call to Action for Hunger Awareness” Join the campaign. Change yourself, change your community, Change the world” @aplusk Submission: @bengillin
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Rainn Dreads “I think I would look HOT in dreads. Will some twinion “art” that up? I’ll post the best one.” @rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
Taps Mic “*tap tap taps mic …..”is this thing on?” ——*feedback noise*” @questlove Submission: @erikries
Nightmare Fairies “Some people look like fairies but not in a cute way…. moer in a ‘pointy ears you’ll be in my nightmares’ kinda way.” @jedijunkie Submission: @Zinabinaa
Hobo Hipster “Oh you kids these days. I can’t tell which one is a hipster and which one’s a hobo. You’re all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.” @NotTinaFey Submission: @annvaida
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Terrible Tennis “Played my first bit of tennis for the season. I’m terrible at it, but I love it so.” @ karlkerschl Submission: @dawlism
Call Bed “The bed is calling me.” @beardobeardo Submission: @annvaida
JDO Submission: @JDO
Fluffy Brain “My brain is felling a little fluffy this morning…. #winniethepooh #aamilne.” @toadstar Submission: @jenxer
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Cube Walls “I’m getting moved … across the cube way … I’ve got cube walls I’m too short to see over.” @linafuh Submission: @jenxer
Ann Coulter’s Heart “The Bay was as cold as Ann Coulter’s heart” @mulegirl Submission: @anitahart
Brain Scoop “7:12 am. Wife just threatened to scoop my brains out with a spoon. She’s in a good mood for a Monday.” @sween Submission: @anitahart
Seagull Flock “If a group of seagulls is a “flock”, what would a group of A Flock of Seagulls cover bands be called?” @sween Submission: @anitahart
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Coffee Heartbeats “I need more coffee. I can still separate the individual heartbeats…” @omg_wth Submission: @anitahart
Vampire Similarities “Guys, not that important but vampires are just like us except they’re not alive.” @birbigs Submission: @bengillin
Recession Party “The recession is technically over! Surely 15 million unemployed people have the time to put up some streamers and balloons.” @badbanana Submission: @marunavarro
Too Early For Tequila Shots? “Too early for Tequila Shots? #sillyquestions” @cosmopolitician Submission: @bengillin
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Perez Hilton Outfit Kills Lady Gaga “My outfit kills.” @perezhilton Submission: @marunavarro
Twitter Hugs in Real Life “Over 100 hugs through replies and DM’s. Thanks All, Twitter Rules. I expect to return them all in real life, Get Ready!” @unmarketing Submission: @bengillin
Live With Your Inner Craziness - Paulo Coelho “If only everyone could live with their craziness…. people would be fairer and happier.” @paulocoelho Submission: @marunavarro
Evening Sans-Tesh “The evening has so far been sans-Tesh, but I am atingle with anticipation.” @robotjohnny Submission: @dawlism
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Lenny Kravitz Flying V “drop by Sam Ash in Atlanta on Tues 11/3 btwn 7-8pm to instantly win a signed Gibson Flying V & 2 tix to the ATL Show! -teamLK” @lennykravitz Submission: @bengillin
Dark Knight Steel Cage Match “But DARK KNIGHT does pwn all other comic comers in the box office steel cage match & in our hearts - so much so that we forgive the voice.” @thatkevinsmith Submission: @dnobody
John Mayer’s Fannypack mmm Hip Pouch “Tons of responses claiming my hip pouch is a fannypack. They’re like night and gay.” @johncmayer Submission: @dnobody
Gods of Mashed Potatoes “Gods of Mashed Potatoes, bring me fortune! #november #thanksgiving” @illustrationdan Submission: @longstation
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Teyana “Forever Sheneneh” Taylor “Forever SHENENEH!!!” @ teyanataylor Submission: @chutnik
If You Can’t Laugh “If you can’t laugh at yourself then you really are f’d.” @citytravelbug Submission: @citytravelbug
Rainn Wilson Juno Audition “Did you guys ever see my audition for Juno with @jasonreitman and jason bateman? Don’t know how the tape got out!” @ rainnwilson Submission: @bengillin
Ocho Cinco Tech Support “Man this stupid wireless card cut off my workout at the gym,this where I need a tech assistant who can film then upload onto YouTube! Damn!!” @ ogochocinco Submission: @bengillin
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Paul Wall Shopping “over here at target stocking up on diapers and wet wipes…” @paulwallbaby Submission: @bengillin
Dinosaur Joke: Too Soon “My little cousin is dressed up as a dinosaur for Halloween. I told him it was too soon to joke about that. He just drooled.” @ boburnham Submission: @bengillin
Music In Washrooms “Someone needs to pass a law that forces establishments to play music in the washrooms.” @unmarketing Submission: @bengillin
Blame Diddy For Everything “#blamediddy for everything! It’s all my fault! :) You gotta blame somebody might as well be me! I can handle it. I was built for it. Lets go!” @iamdiddy Submission: @bengillin
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Don’t Diss Your Roots “When ppl dis the elderly its like a tree dissin its roots… not wise.” @revrunwisdom Submission: @dnobody
Free Foot Long Doctor Visit “Back at the doctors again - man I wonder if they give u one of those punch cards. On my fifth visit I get a footlong sub for free!” @ oliviamunn Submission: @dnobody
Bathroom Stall Standoff “Sitting in a restroom stall. There is a man in the stall beside me. We’re both waiting for the other to leave. Entering minute 12.” @johncmayer Submission: @dnobody
Hip Hop Jorge “In NY while Yankee fans rejoice - hip hop Jorge.” - @asherroth Submission: @bengillin
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#Tilashead Trending Topic “Umm, #TilasHead is so massive, its about to become #myheritage!” @thisismyiq Submission: @bengillin
Ashton & Demi Debate “U’re so cute when U think U’re laying down the law! RT @aplusk: I said NO! RT @mrskutcher: Baby yes just part time! RT we R not keeping it!” @mrskutcher Submission: @bengillin
Guy Kawasaki Marketing Advisor “If you’re serious about using Twitter as a marketing tool, you have to check out http://om.ly/bMQB (Disclosure: I am an advisor)” @guykawasaki Submission: @bengillin
Shawn O’neill Got Hit By A Bus “@shawnroneill got hit by a bus.” @bengillin Submission: @dnobody
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Take Me To Your Leader Mickey Mouse “Take Me to Your Leader. It’ll make me really happy.” @smithereeeeens Submission: @bengillin
Ocho Cinco Pedicures “The reason I’ve the best routes in football, it’s the pedicures! @ogochocinco Submission: @marunavarro
R2D2 Star Wars Shakespeare “*doot deet, doo doot doot deet* #shakespearestarwars @r2d2” @dabfoto Submission: @longstation
Pickles Are The Best! “Pickles are the best!” @garyvee Submission: @bengillin
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TABC Online Party “Taking my TABC online right now. So. Much. Fun.” @jrcohen Submission: @bengillin
Jetski Moon Supermodel Pizza “Tomorrow my plan is to ride a jetski to the moon with a supermodel while we eat pizza and make jokes about ugly celebrities.” @moustachio Submission: @derekskey
Computer Whiny Baby “Logout has timed out because your computer is a whiny baby.” @ robotjohnny Submission: @bengillin
Google Sesame Street Prison “I never want the sesame street characters to leave my google home page.” @mindykaling Submission: @bengillin
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Low IQs, Idaho and Coors Light “@asteinke I live in Seattle. Moved here about 10 years ago from Idaho, where IQs are low and Coors light consumption is high.” @oatmeal Submission: @bengillin
Honest Friendly Advice “Im telling you as a friend that if you wake up in the morning & your balls smell like pussy, it should be FROM pussy.” @sarahksilverman Submission: @dnobody
#Donttrytoholla Marlon Wayans “#donttrytoholla if you just threw up in the club and now you looking for your one nighter” @marlonlwayans Submission: @bengillin
Phartephant - Chris Pirillo “I can’t stop playing with the http:// phartephant.com/ on my desk.” @chrispirillo Submission: @bengillin
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California Sun Is Delicious “California Sun! Mmmm” @natasha Submission: @bengillin
Spotless Future “Your future is spotless” @RevRunWisdom Submission: @dnobody
Cold Gummy Bears “OH MY GUMMY BEARS iT’S COLD OUTSiDE!!! :-(” @K_padilla Submission: @dnobody
Dear God… “Dear God, could you turn the heater on over here? Thanks, Oliviaxx” @oliviamunn Submission: @dnobody
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Rub These Words On Your Mind “This is interesting. Rub these words on your mind.” @seanbedlam Submission: @spikevicious
Goodbye London “Goodbye, London. You are a bitch for making me miss you. But a Lady for how I love you. But a bitch, too.” @ nathanfillion Submission: @spikevicious
Oneshot on Ustream with Twetches “@oneshotspirits we’re live on USTREAM promoting Mandarin and Grapefruit!! http:// ustre.am/2Oaa” @ahughes3 Submission: @bengillin
Sparkles and Red Red Lips “And Watch out world. When I join those of you socializing I’ll be sparkles and knits and red red lips.” @nadnuk Submission: @jenxer
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TV Tray and Album Cover “Remember when your tv tray was an album cover?” @fatbellybella Submission: @spikevicious
Children Vodka Martinis “@thisisnotapril are the small children vodka martinis?” @glenbot Submission: @bengillin
Social Media Addiction “Is it just me or does the term “social media user” sound like a drug addiction?” @KamiChat Submission: @longstation
GapingVoid - Hugh MacLeod “Are We Joining The Conversation Yet?” @gapingvoid
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I Smell Funnel Cake “I’m downtown and I smell…. Funnel Cake.” @elegantmachines Submission: @longstation
Submission: @bengillin
Astronaut Explores Uranus “@dannygokey Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.” @smores100 Submission: @longstation
Fighting Pirates “I think i’d like to be one of those guys who go on the ships to fight pirates.” @gothunts Submission: @bretmcneedesign
Submission: @bengillin
Fortune Cookie Life Choices “Making important life choices one fortune cookie at a time.” @Ellenleigh3 Submission: @bretmcneedesign
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Creative Beaver Juices “Creative Juices are definitely not flowing this morn’. ” @chriseverson Submission: @longstation
Ear Ringing Bell Tower “Your ears would also ring after six months trapped in bell tower thirteen.” @godlux Submission: @inspired12
1100 Dollar Bill “Just got an $1100 Bill from my hosting company for the traffic to TheOatmeal.com FML.” @oatmeal Submission: @bengillin
Sade Sexual Harassment “Sade fact: Playing Sade at work is considered sexual harrasment.” @illustrationdan Submission: @longstation
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Happy Birthday Firefox “Firefox is 5?? Man I feel old. Sure has grown into mature and somewhat bloated bugger. No sweets for you FF. And Happy Birthday!! #FF5” @klimlevene Submission: @anitahart
More Entertaining Than New Moon “Blood guts awesome hair ninja stars and hard bodies ertainingthannewmoon #ninjaassassin” @linafuh Submission: @jenxer
Twetch on Wired Italy’s Homepage Wired Italy contacted Twetches last week and wanted a sketch done for their new campaign to get the Internet nominated for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize. I drew them a collage of internet randomness and they featured it on their homepage November 23, 2009! Pretty rockin! You can see it above in the screenshot or in the large picture. I am not too sure on how long it will be live on their homepage. Anyway I thought I’d share the news and hopefully it will inspire the Twetches community as much as it inspired me. - Ben
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Peoples Faces “Sometimes I look at peoples faces and think… Is God running out of ideas.” @eloy Submission: @glenbot
Wraith In All-Black “Beach Town III: White dresses, white shoes, blonde hair, small white fluffy dogs. I am a wraith in all-black.” @dooneystudio Submission: @jenxer
It’s All Wood Submission: @gnarfdeath
Hoodie Jackass “I like shirts with hoods on them because I like the option of looking like a jackass.” @johncmayer Submission: @dnobody
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Houston Snow Blah Blah “blah blah snow blah blah.” @dhhuang Submission: @dnobody
I’ll Be Inside You “Los Angeles! In 6 hours, I’ll be inside you. Wife! In 6 hours and 5 minutes, I’ll be inside you, too. Weed! 6hrs 7 minutes, you’ll be in me.” @thatkevinsmith Submission: @dnobody
Period Syncing “Cara just excitedly informed me that because we’re together all the time, “We’ll sync our periods- like we’re in a herd!” Fuck she’s weird.” @oliviamunn Submission: @dnobody
Puppy Punchers “no offense intended to the puppy punchers in the room” @beep Submission: @bretmcneedesign
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Tiger Woods Love Scandal “love and scandal are the best sweetners of tea.” @BlogTease Submission: @bretmcneedesign
Dnobody Twetches BenGillin Twetches Natasha “@natasha have you seen this? @bengillin drew “California Sun is Delicious” a #twetch inspired by your tweet http://ow.ly/HUKb” @ bengillin Submission: @dnobody
Forgetful Driving “Forgot I was driving while driving. Neat!” @brandius Submission: @glenbot
Computerized Breakup “snowed into chicago. got the automated call at 6 AM. it was like getting broken up with by a computer.” @birbigs Submission: @spikevicious
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Ass-Eating Tweets “It’s a Scooby-like ghost town here this morning. Where has everyone gone? It was all the ass-eatin’ Tweets, wasn’t it? I’ll brush! *sigh*” @ThatKevinSmith Submission: @dnobody
Conan O’Brien Squirrel Interview “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.” @ConanOBrien Submission: @Dnobody
Jesus Sandals “first twat: if sandals were good enough for jesus they’re good enough for me” @queeftaco Submission: @Dnobody
Shameless Dessert “There is no shame in having two desserts” @queeftaco Submission: @Dnobody
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Jesse James Sex Tapes “Jesse James made 12 sex tapes with women. There’s so many tattoos rubbing together, it’s like staring at a Magic Eye poster. #FallonMono” @jimmyfallon Submission: @bengillin
Apple iPhone OS 4.0 Purity Ring “RT @JamesRamirez: Ok, so I get excited about how the dock on iPhone OS 4.0 looks. How did I ever find a female to have sex with me?” @patfurey Submission: @bengillin
Rub On Sharpie Tattoo “I would like a tattoobut I am thinking a rub on one will do me just fine! LOL or perhaps a sharpie freestyle” @cupcakes5 Submission: @StepOnHen
Shoe Lust “Had to reign it in at Boulder’s newest, hippest shoe store today. Tried on a few four inchers… then wiped the drool off. *shoelust*” @gwenbell Submission: @bengillin
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Jorts “Nice jorts” @asherroth Submission: @bengillin
Google Docs Drawing Twitter Sketch “Introducing the next generation of Google Docs at our #atmosphere10 event http://bit.ly/av7n2H” - @ google Submission: @bengillin
Dog Named Cigarette “I once had this dog with no legs. I named him cigarette, cuz I always took him out for a drag *DA-DUM-KSH!* thx folks I’m here all week” @oatmeal Submission: @bengillin
Peach Fuzz “I need to shave my head again :/ it’s not long just peach fuzz. :P” @Manji2501 Submitted by: @mrsgoomba
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STAR WARS FAN “I miss STAR WARS. :(” @alayaquino Submission: @cedirc
Glide on My Blades “on days like this, any break I get I throw my blades and go down to the boardwalk and just enjoy the breeze while I glide on my blades.” @chelseahandler Submission: @bengillin
Comic Memory “Cammo has the best memory in comics. What a guy!” @Agent_M Submission: @DeeRoc2001
Man vs City “Maybe we can make an episode of Man Vs. City and I’ll try to tame the wild @mrskutcher” @aplusk Submission: @steponhen
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Twitter Archive “The Library Of Congress Is Archiving Your Tweets” @nprpolitics Submission By: @DeeRoc2001
Steve Odd Jobs “New Bond villain: Steve Odd Jobs. Throws razor sharp iPads.” @odannyboy Submission: @anitahart
Milk Gives Me Gas “but enough about that. Just drank milk & now I have #gas #ithappens” @drenched_n_pink Submission: @bengillin
Mean Boobiez “MEAN BOOBIEZ” @NotAnotherAngie Submission: @cit0tm (created via SketchBook Mobile iPhone App)
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Vulcan Space Map “Home for two days. Next, Colorado Springs and then VULCAN and Calgary !!” @TheRealNimoy Submission: @TheJuanReyes
Plaid Panda “Gah! Somebody took @plaidpanda already… And THAT makes me a sad panda. :’( ” @sthorwall Submission: @thiefree
Mashable Muscle “I scared my roommate with the massive stretch marks that are on my shoulders because of my workout…” @benparr Submission: @bengillin
Jim Carrey Cornicopious “Hey guys, catch a glimpse of my sexual superhero on Youtube. His name is Cornicopious! In love he is powerless, but he’s horny plenty! ;^J” @jimcarrey Submission: @bengillin
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Turtle TV “i want to watch old school teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoons right NOW! #GottaGivePropsTo me!” @ninjasteeze Submission: @bengillin
Clean Art “Cleaners paint over priceless Art” @TopArtNews Submission: @DeeRoc2001
Beware of… “Street Bookseller on 6th in village has sign on ground at his table that says: “Beware of ———>” it points to the next table down the way” @Newyorkist Submission: @epiczombie
Thanks for reading! Twetches Loves You!
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