Every product you never didn’t not want, brought to you in a place where you didn’t never not want them!
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“Fancy” Seatbelt Cover Oh you fancy, huh? Well yes you are! This gorgeous cover is not only comfortable, but trendy. It only takes about 2 hours to slide this on to any seat belt. and you’ll be the talk of the town. UBER66518 - $49.99
Wrist-Thinning Spandex We’ve heard your requests loud and clear! The toning bodywear you know and love has just moved to your wrist! You can nally wear your wrist accessories in comfort and be proud to show everyone your new body. Your friends won’t even recognize you! UBER31191 - LIGHT TONES - $13.99 UBER31192 - MEDIUM-LIGHT TONES - $13.99 UBER31193 - MEDIUM TONES - $13.99 UBER31194 - MEDIUM-DARK TONES - $13.99 UBER31195 - DARK TONES - $13.99 UBER31196 - GLOW IN THE DARK - $17.99
Shoulder Sel e Camera This is a solution for the many uncaptured moments in your life. It’s pretty annoying to take out your phone every time you want to capture a sel e. The bluetooth-enabled camera sits on your shoulder at all times, so you can take your sel e at a moments notice! Guaranteed to get you at your best angle. You’ll be itching to share your cool new pics with friends. UBER90210 - $119.99
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Spoilers! Of Your Favorite Shows! Are you 12 episodes in with only one to go? Do you live in fear that someone will ruin the ending of the latest popular series for you? Ruin it yourself! This book spoils the endings of every popular TV show from the last 10 years, including some that haven’t even aired yet. Now it’s your turn to spoil it for your friends! UBER12990 - $11.99
Album Of Tapping Noises Listen to a collection of various tapping noises whenever you’d like. There are fast taps, slow taps, and taps that start soft and then get louder and then soft again. 17 tracks of your favorites! (Parental Advisory Warning) UBER21100 - Compact Disc - $19.79 UBER21101 - Digital Download - $15.79
In-Car Tattoo Artist Knock out two birds with one stone! Get the tattoo you’ve always dreamed of while on your way to meet up with friends. Once you order this from our ordering site , your driver can swing by and pick up one of our Uber tattoo artists. Pray for no potholes! UBER18223 - $8.99 per minute
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Neverending Arguments Book This bestselling book contains every talking point you’d ever need to start an argument with your significant other. Topics include: - Unknown charges on the credit card - The proper way to load a dishwasher - Why do we still have the poolboy even though we don’t have a pool? -What I found on the internet
In-Car Workout Machine This new device lets you squeeze a workout into your morning or evening commute! The elastic band is designed speci cally for the backseat of a vehicle and stretches around your body for a supported, challenging workout. Comes with a 32-page manual on wrapping techniques. UBER27192 - $59.99
and so much more! UBER51055 - $19.99
Surprise Live Animal A great gift for those who love surprises! This box contains any assortment of animals found on planet earth, from a gypsy moth to a king cobra. You won’t know what you’ll get until you open the box. Will it be a cute new pet or a really awful day for you? Adventure awaits! UBER22100 - $39.99
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Therapist Magic Pool Ball Therapy can be expensive, but we have a solution! This black pool ball has the answers to all of your life questions, and you can bring it anywhere you go. Answers include:
Framed, Signed Headshot of an Out-Of-Work Actor Have a real, autographed headshot from an actor who hasn’t been able to book consistent work in at least two years. We have placed the headshot in a beautiful stained-oak frame so that unlike the actor’s career, it can last forever! UBER23551 - $1.99
“How does this make you feel?” “Can we dialog about this?” “Get in touch with your inner child.” “Tell me about your mother” “Hmm” and “Time’s Up.” UBER55551 - $24.99
Attached 3-Person Backseat Wearable Blanket We’ve had a breakthrough in wearable blankets, and you haven’t seen anything like it! This sleeved blanket ts not one, not two, but three passengers! These are so comfortable, you’ll never want to leave your Uber. Now available in a six-person SUV variety. UBER88910 - 3-person $69.99 UBER88911 - 6-person $110.99
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Braces Charger Introducing a whole new way to charge your phone. Plug these braces into your mobile device and never miss a call again! This braces charger can add up to 8% more charge to your device. Dentist appointment may be required for installation.
Hourglass Sundial With the invention of digital timekeeping, older forms have been discarded. We’ve brought them back and doubled them up to create the most e cient and convenient way to tell time.
UBER23991 - $299.99
UBER66891 - $14.99
Instant Migraine Pills It’s hard to say no sometimes, but it becomes really easy when you have a migraine! Skip out on your obligations and responsibilities by taking a few of these pills - you’ll have a blistering headache in no time. Because we all want one of those days! UBER20208 - $11.99
Millard Fillmore Fan Fiction An incredible collection of ctional stories written by huge fans of our favorite 13th US President, Millard Fillmore. You won’t be able to put this one down! UBER41181 - 1-SET - $17.99 UBER41182 - 2-SET - $24.99 UBER41183 - 3-SET - $32.99
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Auto-Answer Your Parents This new software allows you to send your parents to an auto-answering service that makes them think you’re really there. You pre-record ve responses: “Good” “Fine” “No” “Yes, I’m eating” and “Love You” and the service responds for you! Your parents will never know the di fference. UBER30971 - $19.99 per month
Unique Air Fresheners A unique take on the standard air freshener scents, these new varieties work great in the car or at home. Comes in the following scents: UBER77571 - Latex - $8.99 UBER77572 - Milk -$8.99 UBER77573 - Dentist’s O ce - $8.99 UBER77574 - Footprints - $8.99 UBER77575 - Electricity - $8.99 UBER77576 - Taxidermy - $8.99 UBER77577 - Sweat & Lobster - $9.99 Dog Wig Your dog in a wig! A wig on your dog! Guaranteed LOLs. UBER86753 - $17.99
Million-Year Yogurt This legendairy yogurt will never go bad! Tested to last over one million years, this yogurt could survive multiple nuclear catastrophes and still taste as good as the day it was made. Comes in a 6-pack and is only available in avor ‘White’. UBER00800 - $5.99
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Jeweled-Necklace That Says ‘Tuna sh’ Make a statement. Made with real fake jewels. UBER43490 - $89.99
Shell Phone The next time you take your conference call on that big plastic receiver why don’t you try a more relaxing approach with the shell phone? You can hear the sounds of the ocean if you put your ear up to it! And does it actually work like a real phone? Well you’ll just have to wait and see! Actually we will just tell you now, it doesn’t. It’s just a shell. UBER43490 - $110.99
Human Hair Blanket Cleopatra once said, “There’s nothing more luxurious than human hair!” And we have to hand it to her! This blanket is made of 100% real human head and body hair. UBER93191 - $795.99
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TYPING! SHAKING HANDS!
HIGH FIVES! My-Size Chopsticks Chopsticks aren’t just for food or mixing paint anymore! Introducing our best selling item, the full-sized chopsticks! You can use them for everything in your life, from typing to greeting new acquaintances. You’ll have so much fun with these that you’ll never use your hands again. UBER90987 - $59.99
GREAT FOR: FOLDING CLOTHES! PLAYING THUMB WAR! NEEDLEPOINT! TYING KNOTS! SURGERY! WIZARD’S STAFF!
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“So Far, So Good” T-Shirt A shirt that says it all. There’s nothing terri c or awful with the direction your life is taking. You’re feeling pretty okay about it. UBER66500 - $14.99
Slide-Viewer of Regrets The nostalgia of the red slide-viewing toy you grew up with, with the haunting regrets of adulthood! Each kit comes with a form where you can ll out your biggest regrets and we will make custom slides so you can revisit them time and time again! Feel free to include personal photographs to make the experience even more speci c. UBER78787 - $59.99 Pocket Plant This is the perfect gift for someone who wants a companion but isn’t responsible enough to take care of something with a heartbeat. The Pocket Plant! It’s a small, portable plant you can bring with you anywhere you go, so you’ll never be alone again.
‘Where did he go?’ Clown Doll This unique clown doll disappears and reappears when you least expect it. One minute you thought you put him on the shelf, and the next minute he’s in your bathtub, hiding behind the curtain! UBER00000 - $9.99
UBER01011 - $4.99
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Clip-on Beard Extensions Why let the ladies have all the fun? These fun, trendy clip-on beard extensions add a little air to your manly beard. Make an appearance at your next work party, or give yourself the extra con dence you need on that rst date. Comes in a set of 12. UBER33811 - $35.99
Waterproof Rock This isn’t your grandma’s rock! New technology breakthroughs have allowed for the development of the rocks you know and love to be used in and around water. Bring it with you to the pool, bring it out in the rain, or even to the beach without a worry! UBER33911 - $5.99
Footrest This footrest has a new breakthrough design that will change the way you ride. We’ve now reduced the width of our standard footrest to about two millimeters thick. No more bulky footrests here! UBER44484 - $18.99
Noserest This revolutionary device provides support to the part of your body that needs it most, your nose! It rests on your upper lip for optimal comfort. Upperlip rest is also available if it gets too tired from the noserest. UBER48680 - NOSEREST - $14.99 UBER48680 - UPPER LIP REST - $14.99
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Mood Coat Mood rings are a blast from the past, but Mood Coats are pleasant in the present! This coat will change colors based on your mood, which can easily communicate to those around you “I’m ready for some fun!” or “You better stay away!” UBER44541 - $199.95
Live Bees Your driver will release a jar of live bees into the vehicle. UBER43781 - $24.99