THE TEN GOLDEN FRENZIES KAYLEE NELMS
(A play on Biggie Smalls t en commandmentsand the bible’s also.) eat your hairy broccoli, only the greenest of peas, the zucchini linguini, the most gargantuous squash, the epitome of healthy and stealthy; avoid mashed frenzy bite your tongue, whole foods and the health gurus have already won, participate in their vitamin craze, their fat rage, their livestrong frenzy parks, narks, small sparks within the tall oaks nurtured by tidy blokes in high coats and lumbar boots, no kahoots, blend in with the ordinary frenzy obey the golden state law, do not find yourself in the bear’s claw. do not play, stray from disarray or you will pay in the broken rule frenzy pretend you’re really okay, say hey to auntie kay, pray for May - horse camp hay make me happy, captain o’ captain, where is the frenzy the night is scary, so is the tooth fairy, the boys who get too hairy, even the prairie and the unsanitary; discretionary frenzy don’t be psychotic or neurotic. pathetic. never sympathetic, be apathetic to the vagabonds, buy bonds, only kiss the blonds; reputation frenzy be what they call critically sane, drape yourself in plain, eat only the red and whitest of candy canes or they will drown you in the insane frenzy hide outback from the wild and the whack; any slack and daddy will crack. smack, smack, luscious track of impressive frenzy superlative cake for mommy’s little snake. keep raking the golden leaves and devouring all of the prestige. honor frenzy
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