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How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken?

Igloos it together

Animals: Winter is here, we need a plan to survive.

Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?

Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?

He only got 10% off

"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Freeze." "Freeze who?"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow..."

“It Was So Cold That…” -lawyers have their hands in their own pockets. -you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).

My son asked me, “Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?”

I smiled and answered…

“Swarm.”

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer.”

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”

A truck driver is driving during an intense winter storm.

The truck driver comes to a stop and the woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver’s window:

“Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!”

The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again:

“Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!”

The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window:

“Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!”

The truck driver gets angry and says:

“Would you please shut up! I’m putting salt on the road!”

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Aurora Bonk and Drake Jordan- Award of Excellence recipients

Iosco County 4-H holds annual banquet

HALE – The Iosco County 4-H program recently held its annual 4-H Awards and Recognition program to mark the end of another successful 4-H year. This year marked the 74th anniversary of the Awards Banquet and 4-H members, families, volunteers, and supporters gathered at the Plainfield Township Hall to celebrate the occasion.

The theme of this year’s banquet was “Celebrating our Harvest.” The afternoon provided an opportunity to showcase the many accomplishments of Iosco County 4-H’s youth participants, recognize the dedicated adult volunteers, and express appreciation for the many individuals, organizations, and businesses that offer support to the 4-H program and its youth.

Colton Gilbert & Lindsey Kearns- 4-H Key Club recipients

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