Quirk Books Foreign Rights Catalog 2013 by Ute Körner Literary Agent, S.L.

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2013 foreign rights catalog

Fiction

The Resurrectionist The Lost Work of Dr. Spencer Black

One-third fiction, two-thirds art book, and one hundred percent bizarre!

By E. B. Hudspeth Philadelphia. The late 1870s. A city of cobblestone sidewalks and horse-drawn carriages. Home to the famous anatomist and surgeon Dr. Spencer Black. The son of a “resurrectionist” (a.k.a. grave robber), Dr. Black studied at Philadelphia’s esteemed Academy of Medicine, where he developed an unconventional hypothesis: What if the world’s most celebrated mythological beasts—mermaids, minotaurs, and satyrs— were in fact the evolutionary ancestors of humankind? The Resurrectionist offers two extraordinary books in one. The first is a fictional biography of Dr. Black, from his humble beginnings to the mysterious disappearance at the end of his life. The second book is Black’s magnum opus: The Codex Extinct Animalia, a Gray’s Anatomy for mythological beasts—dragons, centaurs, Pegasus, Cerberus—all rendered in meticulously detailed black-and-white anatomical illustrations. You need only look at these images to realize they are the work of a madman. The Ressurectionist tells his story. E. B. HUDSPETH is an artist and author living in New Jersey. This is his first book. ISBN 978-1-59474-616-1 $24.95 US / Fall 2013 7 ½ x 10 ½, 192 pages, 2c hardcover with jacket Rights sold: RU, UK

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Fiction

Disasterland: The Last Policeman Book II “The Last Policeman is extraordinary— as well as brilliant, surprising, and, considering the circumstances, oddly uplifting.” —Mystery Scene magazine

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By Ben H. Winters Set three months before a deadly asteroid is due to hit earth, this Last Policeman sequel chronicles the further adventures of detective Hank Palace. The Concord Police Department is now operating under the auspices of the U.S. Justice Department, and Hank is out of a job—until he’s hired by a business tycoon to help find the man’s estranged son. Hank’s search leads him to a chaotic East Coast landscape where anti-immigrant militia patrol the shores, fending off droves of people f leeing the “impact zone” of the asteroid. And it isn’t long before Hank’s missing-person case turns into a murder investigation. But the Last Policeman sequel asks us to consider questions well beyond solving the identity of the killer. What do we as human beings owe to one another? And what does it mean to be civilized when civilization is collapsing all around you? BEN H. WINTERS is a New York Times best-selling author and an Edgar

Award nominee. He lives in Indianapolis, Indiana.

ISBN 978-1-59474-626-0 $14.95 US / Spring 2013 5¼ x 8, 320 pages, 1c paperback Rights sold: TR

The Last Policeman A Novel

Now a 2012 Edgar Award Nominee! “Top 10 Apocalyptic Novels of 2012” —Barnes & Noble One of Slate’s best books of 2012 By Ben H. Winters ISBN 978-1-59474-576-8 $14.95 US / Fall 2012 5¼ x 8, 320 pages, 1c paperback Rights sold: Audio, CZ, DE, TR, FR, KO

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Untitled Miss Peregrine Sequel

Fiction

The Second Novel of Miss Peregrine’s Peculiar Children

Coming Soon! The MuchAnticipated Sequel to the #1 New York Times Best Seller By Ransom Riggs Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children was the surprise best seller of 2011— an unprecedented mix of YA fantasy and vintage photography that enthralled readers and critics alike. Publishers Weekly called it “an enjoyable, eccentric read, distinguished by well-developed characters, a believable Welsh setting, and some very creepy monsters.” This second novel begins in 1940, immediately after the first book ended. Having made a daring escape from Miss Peregrine’s island, Jacob and his new friends flee to London, the Peculiar capital of the world. There, they encounter a dangerous madman named Caul, who also happens to be Miss Peregrine’s brother. Complete with dozens of newly discovered (and thoroughly creepy) vintage photographs, this new adventure will delight fantasy readers of all ages. cover not final

RANSOM RIGGS is the #1 New York Times best-selling author of Miss

Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. He lives in Los Angeles.

ISBN 978-1-59474-612-3 $17.99 US / Spring 2014 5 3⁄16 x 8 3⁄16, 352 pages, 2c hardcover with jacket Rights sold: BP, RU, UK, Audio

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children A Novel

The International Best Seller! Sold in over 35 languages! Over 1 million English-language copies sold! By Ransom Riggs ISBN 978-1-59474-476-1 $17.99 US / Spring 2012 5¼ x 8, 320 pages, 1c paperback Rights sold: AL, BG, SC, TC, HR, CZ, DA, NL, ET, FI, FR, DE, EL, IW, HU, ID, IT,JA, KO, LA, LT, NO, PL, PT, BR, RO, RU, SR, ES, SV, TR, UK

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Princesses Behaving Badly

History and Politics

Real Stories from History—without the Fairy-Tale Endings

Great for fans of the Secret Lives series! See page 20

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By Linda Rodriguez McRobbie You think you know her story. You’ve read the Brothers Grimm; you’ve watched the Disney cartoons; you cheered as these virtuous women lived happily ever after. But the lives of real princesses couldn’t be more different. Sure, many were graceful and benevolent leaders--but just as many were ruthless in their quest for power, and all of them had secrets hidden away in their royal closets. Princess Stephanie von Hohenlohe was a Nazi spy. Empress Elizabeth of the Austro-Hungarian empire slept wearing a mask of raw veal. Princess Olga of Kiev murdered thousands of men, and Princess Rani Lakshmibai waged war on the battlefield, charging into combat with her toddler son strapped to her back. Princesses Behaving Badly offers minibiographies of all these princesses and dozens more. It’s a fascinating read for history buffs, feminists, and anyone seeking a different kind of bedtime story. ISBN 978-1-59474-644-4 $19.95 US / Fall 2013 5 ¼ x 8, 288 pages, 2c hardcover with jacket All world rights

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Love and Relationships

The Geek’s Guide to Dating By Eric Smith You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your bedsheets are officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on science fiction and video games, but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from Eric Smith and The Geek’s Guide to Dating. This hilarious primer leads geeks of all ages through the perils and pitfalls of meeting women, going on dates, getting serious, breaking up, and establishing a successful lifelong relationship (hint: it’s time to invest in new bedsheets). Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations, The Geek’s Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper. ERIC SMITH is the cofounder of Geekadelphia, a popular blog covering

all-that-is-geek in the City of Brotherly Love, as well the Philadelphia Geek Awards, an annual awards show held at the Academy of Natural Sciences. He’s written for the Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Weekly, and Philly.com.

ISBN 978-1-59474-643-7 $14.95 US / Fall 2013 5 x 7, 208 pages, 3c hardcover with jacket All world rights

Geek Wisdom The Sacred Teachings of Nerd Culture

The Star Trek Book of Opposites

Edited by Stephen H. Segal

By David Borgenicht

ISBN 978-1-59474-527-0

ISBN 978-1-59474-519-5

$14.95 US / Spring 2011

$9.95 US / Fall 2011

5 x 7, 224 pages,

8 x 8, 24 pages, 4c board book

2c hardcover with jacket

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The Kickstarter Handbook

Arts and Artists

Real-Life Crowdfunding Success Stories

VeNtURe CAPItAl FoR NoN-BUSINeSSPeoPle!

“ We’re working hard to open up to more countries.” —Kickstarter.com Kickstarter.com is in the top 1,000 sites visited in: the U.S. Israel n Belgium n Sweden n the Czech Republic n Austria n Switzerland n the Netherlands n Portugal n South Africa n Finland n Norway n Malaysia n and in the top 5,000 of many more! n n

By Don Steinberg So you want to produce a short film. Or design a new line of jewelry. Or manufacture a revolutionary solar-powered garden sprinkler. There’s just one catch: You need $100,000 to finance your dreams, and your checking account has barely enough to cover next month’s rent. Enter Kickstarter.com—a phenomenal “crowdfunding” website launched in 2009 that brings venture capital to the masses. At Kickstarter, it’s not uncommon for folks to raise $50,000, $100,000, $250,000, or even (the all-time record to date) $942,578! The website is just starting their international expansion, and people will want to know how to run successful campaigns! Here’s how to make readers in your country be success stories on Day 1. Want a piece of the action? In The Kickstarter Handbook, Don Steinberg interviews dozens of artists and visionaries who launched their passion projects online. You’ll learn all the strategies of an effective Kickstarter campaign. DON STE IN BE RG has written for the New Yorker, GQ , Harper’s, the Wall Street Journal and a host of other

national publications. ISBN 978-1-59474-608-6 $14.95 US / Fall 2012 5¼ x 8, 256 pages, 1c paperback with photographs All world rights

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Pom-Poms!

Crafts

25 Awesomely Fluffy Projects By Sarah Goldschadt and Lexi Walters Wright They’re soft, they’re colorful, and they add a touch of whimsy to everything they meet. They’re pom-poms! And they’re more adorable than ever. This delightfully illustrated craft book takes readers through more than 25 pom-decorated crafts, from cozy home decor projects to striking outfit accessories to festive party supplies and embellishments. Readers will use yarn, tissue paper, coffee filters, cupcake wrappers, and a host of other unexpected materials to make these wonderfully cute balls of fluff. With easy-to-follow instructions, tons of gorgeous photos, and a fresh take on a perennial subject, Pom-Poms! will delight crafters of all ages. SARAH GOLDSCHADT is a Danish American craft book author

and designer who loves to make things, travel, and take pictures. Her work has appeared in Oprah, Rolling Stone, Glamour, and Martha Stewart Living. A constant traveler, Sarah calls New York City home. cover not final

LExI WALTERS WRIGHT is a writer, editor, and blogger who

lives in Massachusetts.

ISBN 978-1-59474-645-1 $14.95 US / Fall 2013 7 ½ x 8, 96 pages, 4c paperback with flaps All world rights

Craft-A-Day 365 Simple Handmade Projects

By Sarah Goldschadt ISBN 978-1-59474-595-9 $24.95 US / Fall 2011 7 ½ x 9, 432 pages, 4c hardcover Rights sold: FR

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Humorous and Odd | Arts and Artists

100 Ghosts A Gallery of Harmless Haunts By Doogie Horner

Cut two eyeholes into a bedsheet and BOO! You’ve got yourself a classic Halloween icon. But what happens if you tie the bed sheet in knots? What happens when you set it on fire, hang it from a clothesline, or put a llama underneath it? 100 Ghosts is a brilliantly simple artistic exploration of an icon as familiar as a grinning jack-o-lantern or an arched black cat. It’s a delightful gift for adults, kids, and anyone who enjoys spooky design. DooGie Horner is a writer, designer, and stand-up comedian. He is the author of Everything

Explained Through Flowcharts (HarperCollins, 2010) and Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know (Quirk, 2009). His writings and illustrations have been featured in McSweeney’s, Boing Boing, Wired, Fast Company, and other publications. He lives in Philadelphia.

ISBN 978-1-59474-647-5 $9.95 US / Fall 2013 4 x 6, 208 pages, 2c hardcover All world rights

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Wedding Dogs

Vintage Rock Posters Remixed and Reimagined

A Celebration of Holy Muttrimony

By Mike Joyce ISBN 978-1-59474-611-6 $40.00 US / Spring 2013 11 x 14, 208 pages, 4c paperback with perforated edges All world rights

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By Katie Preston Toepfer and Sam Stall ISBN 978-1-59474-631-4 $19.95 US / Spring 2013 7 x 9, 144 pages, 4c hardcover with jacket All world rights

Fireside Cocktails

Food and Drink

Warm Drinks for Cold Nights By Maria del Mar Sacasa Photography by Tara Striano When the days grow shorter and the air gets cold, it’s time to gather with friends for drinks that’ll put a rosy glow on your chilly cheeks. In Fireside Cocktails, Maria del Mar Sacasa and Tara Striano share more than 50 recipes for cold-weather cocktails and mixed beverages, including mulled ciders, hot toddies, wine drinks, eggnogs, and punches; there are even chilled drinks made with spicy ingredients to warm you right up. Whether you’re skiing at the lodge, camping on the mountain, or just curling up with a good book on a blustery night, Fireside Cocktails is sure to make everything better.

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A graduate of the French Culinary Institute, MARIA DEL MAR SACASA has worked for Vogue, InStyle, Lucky, and Cook’s Country; her clients include Au Bon Pain, Bailey’s, Bon Appetit, Keurig, KitchenAid, Macy’s, McDonald’s, and Woman’s Day. She writes for Serious Eats, blogs at High Heels & Frijoles, and—with awardwinning photographer TARA STRIANO —shares recipes, photos, and stories from behind the scenes of the food industry at their blog, Cookin’ & Shootin’. Maria lives between New York City and Los Angeles, and Tara is a long-time New Yorker.

ISBN 978-1-59474-641-3 $22.95 US / Fall 2013 7 ½ x 8½, 160 pages, 4c hardcover All world rights

Sprinkles! Recipes and Ideas for Rainbowlicious Desserts

By Jackie Alpers Here’s a guide to baking delicious desserts with a colorful twist: sprinkles! Whether you call them nonpareils, hundreds and thousands, confetti, or muisjes, everyone loves the colorful candy decorations that are becoming a major culinary trend!

cover not final ISBN 978-1-59474-638-3 $18.95 US / Fall 2013 7 ½ x 9, 144 pages,

Of course you can scatter them over cakes and pies--but you can also swirl them into waffles, “embroider” them on cookies, and freeze them in pretty popsicles. Jackie Alpers shares dozens of creative, colorful, super-fun recipes, plus quick-and-easy projects (ideal for little kids), holiday treats, party-perfect sprinkles crafts (great for gifting!). She also offers simple tutorials for tinting sparkling sugars, concocting homemade pop rocks, and even crafting your own sprinkles from scratch. Sprinkles! is an awesome rainbow explosion of a cookbook you won’t want to miss. JACKIE ALPERS is an award-winning photographer who writes, cooks, and styles recipes in her sun-lit

studio and documents food and travel adventures on location. She lives in Tucson, Arizona.

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Cooking with Flowers

Food and Drink

Sweet and Savory Recipes with Rose Petals, Lilacs, Lavender, and Other Edible Flowers By Miche Bacher Photography by Miana Jun Bring simple, fresh flower recipes to your kitchen table! Edible flowers are abundant and easy to cook with but are often overlooked as being intimidating or too fancy. Cooking with Flowers is filled with special confections and easy-to-follow recipes that everyone will love, from jewel-toned Violet Jam and pretty pink Lavender Lemonade to Pansy Petal Pancakes and Carrot Sunflower Cake. Most of these flowers are readily available in Europe, South America, and parts of Asia, but Quirk will permit ingredient adaptations to help your customers use farm-fresh, seasonal flowers that grow in your own country! MICHE BACHER is an herbalist, chef, and owner of the custom confectionary studio Mali B Sweets (Malibsweets.com). She lives in the waterfront village of Greenport, New York. MIANA JUN is a photographer specializing in food, weddings, and

flowers. She is based in Brooklyn.

ISBN 978-1-59474-625-3 $24.95 US / Spring 2013 7 ½ x 8 ½, 192 pages, 4c hardcover with jacket All world rights

Breakfast for Dinner

Campfire Cuisine

Recipes for Frittata Florentine, Huevos Rancheros, Sunny-Side-Up Burgers, and More!

Gourmet Recipes for the Great Outdoors

By Lindsay Landis and Taylor Hackbarth

By Robin Donovan

ISBN 978-1-59474-613-0

$15.95 US / Spring 2013

$19.95 US / Spring 2013

5 ½ x 7, 192 pages,

7½ x 8½, 160 pages,

2c paperback with rounded corners

4c hardcover

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ISBN 978-1-59474-628-4

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The WORST-CASE SCENARIO® Series

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Hey Kids! Turn the page to discover Quirkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s growing line of YA titles, including picture books, cookbooks, the Lovecraft Middle School books, and a great new fiction series for young mad scientists in training!

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In Norse Code. 2Duckumentaries. 3He was looking for Pooh.

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School A New Juvenile/YA Fantasy Series!

“Fans of [R.L. Stine’s] Goosebumps and other lightly creepy fare will look forward to spending more time with [this] series.” —Publishers Weekly By Charles Gilman Illustrations by Eugene Smith It’s a new school year in a strange new school: Lovecraft Middle School. It’s a brand-new state-of-the-art facility—so why do creepy things keep happening? Why do teachers act so strangely? And where are all the rats coming from? In Professor Gargoyle, 11-year-old Robert and his new friends Glenn and Carina discover that the school library might be a portal to another world, one teeming with monsters, demons, ghosts, and other beasts that go squish in the night.

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In The Slither Sisters, we follow Robert and his friends deeper into the world of Lovecraft Middle School—and its bizarre parallel dimension, where they meet a pair of mysterious twin sisters who may not be what they seem . . . Teacher’s Pest introduces us to student council president Howard Mergler. Don’t be fooled by his polite manners or perfect test scores—he’s really a horrible insectoid monster determined to destroy the school! In our newest book, Substitute Creature, after a giant storm dumps over a meter of snow on the town, Robert and his friends find themselves trapped in Lovecraft Middle School. They have no choice but to spend the night sleeping in classrooms and facing off against a sinister substitute teacher. CHARLES GILMAN is an alias of Jason Rekulak, an editor who

lives in Philadelphia. By day, he is Creative Director at Quirk Books, where he has brainstormed numerous bestsellers including, most famously, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

ISBN 978-1-59474-591-1 (Professor Gargoyle) ISBN 978-1-59474-593-5 (The Slither Sisters) ISBN 978-1-59474-614-7 (Teacher’s Pest) ISBN 978-1-59474-640-6 (Substitute Creature) $13.99 US / Fall 2012 5 x 7, 176 pages, 1c hardcover with lenticular Ages 9–12 Rights sold: Audio, CZ, HU, RU, ES, SK, UK

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Nick and Tesla’s High-Voltage Danger Lab and Nick and Tesla’s Robot Army Rampage

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A NOVEL WITH

Electromagnets, Burglar

Alarms, and Other Gadgets You Can Build Yourself BY “SCIENCE BOB” PFLUGFELDER AND STEVE HOCKENSMITH

Nick and Tesla’s Robot Army Rampage

A new middlegrade series!

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By “Science Bob” Pflugfelder and Steve Hockensmith Nick and Tesla are bright 12-year-old siblings with a knack for science, electronics, and getting into trouble. When their parents mysteriously vanish, they’re sent to live with their Uncle Eli, a brilliant inventor who engineers top-secret gadgets for a classified government agency. It’s not long before Nick and Tesla are embarking on adventures of their own--engineering all kinds of outrageous contraptions to get themselves out of (and into!) predicaments: 9-volt burglar alarms, electromagnets, mobile tracking devices, and more. Readers are invited to join in the fun as each story contains instructions and blueprints for five different age-appropriate projects.

ISBN 978-1-59474-648-2 (Nick and Tesla’s High-Voltage Danger Lab) ISBN 978-1-59474-652-9 (Nick and Tesla’s Robot Army Rampage) $12.95 US / Fall 2013 5 x 7, 208 pages, 2c hardcover Ages 9–12 All world rights

In Nick and Tesla’s High-Voltage Danger Lab, we meet the characters and learn how to make everything from rocket launchers to soda-powered vehicles. In Nick and Tesla’s Robot Army Rampage, the brother-and-sister duo unleash a swarm of battery-powered gizmos (which readers can make at home). Learning about science has never been so dangerous—or so much fun! “SCIENCE BOB” PFLUGFELDER is an elementary school teacher based in Newton, Massachussetts.

He has made many television appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Live with Kelly and Michael, The Dr. Oz Show, and other media outlets. These are his first books. STEVE HOCKENSMITH is the author of a New York Times best seller (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls) and an Edgar Award nominee (Holmes on the Range). He lives in Alameda, California.

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Photo Doodles 200 Pictures to Complete and Create

Great for artsy kids who have outgrown coloring books!

Kids

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By ViiiZ You’ve never seen a doodle book quite like this one! Photo Doodles invites young artists and designers to complete more than a hundred different photographs, everything from rollercoasters and soda can labels to book covers and imperial palaces. Photo Doodles repackages the most kid-friendly activities from Quirk’s Fill in the Blank (see page 27), with a smaller trim size, a lower price point, and dozens of new just-for-kids creative challenges. Get ready to think outside the box, color outside the lines, and exercise your imagination! Vahram Muratyan and Elodie Chaillous are founders of ViiiZ , an art direction and graphic design studio created in 2005 in Paris. They graduated from the acclaimed Parisian design school ESAG-Penninghen. ISBN 978-1-59474-652-9 $12.95 US / Fall 2013 6 7⁄8 x 8 ½, 160 pages, 1c paperback with flaps Ages 8 and up All world rights except FR

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Noodlemania! 50 Playful Pasta Recipes

Kids love pasta! It’s fun, easy to make, and good to eat. Noodlemania! serves up 50 great recipes to play with in the kitchen, from crazycute Super Stuffed “Slugs” and “Ladybug Salad” to savory Totally Tortellini Kabobs and Big Fat Cheesy Shells. It even has recipes for sweet desserts and snacks, like Sweet Ramen Trail Mix and Crunchy Cinnamon Noodle Ice Cream Sundaes.

ISBN 978-1-59474-617-8 7½ x 8, 112 pages, 4c paperback with flaps

MELISSA BARLOW is the author of 101 Things to Do with a Salad

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and Easy Cut-Up Cakes for Kids. A food writer and editor, she lives with her husband and three children in Salt Lake City.

Who’s on First?

Monkeyfarts!

Ages 6–9

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Noodlemania! also teaches basic math skills and includes fun pasta trivia. How many thousands of years ago was the word noodle first used? What is the world record for the largest meatball ever? Let your kids have fun in the kitchen while sharpening their cooking skills with Noodlemania!

Wacky Jokes Every Kid Should Know By David Borgenicht ISBN 978-1-59474-605-5 $8.99 US / Fall 2012 5 x 7, 96 pages, 2c hardcover Ages 6–9 All world rights

By Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Illustrations by John Martz ISBN 978-1-59474-590-4 $16.95 US / Spring 2013 9 x 11, 40 pages, 4c hardcover with jacket Ages 6–9 All world rights

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WORST-CASE SCENARIO® Series for Juniors

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The WORST-CASE SCENARIO® Ultimate Adventure Series of Interactive Books A new adventure begins in the Amazon jungle and on the high seas, with the third and fourth installments of the WCS Ultimate Adventure series! These interactive books offer multiple endings and hours of entertaining and educational fun. Ages 8 and up. 5 x 7, 208 pages, illustrated, unjacketed hardcovers The WorST-CaSe SCenario ulTimaTe advenTure: amaZon ISBN 9781452107950 • $12.99

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Parenting/Pregnancy

Life now comes with an owner’s manual.

REVISED AND UPDATED! THE BABY OWNER’S MANUAL

THE BABY OWNER’S GAMES AND ACTIVITIES BOOK

THE BABY OWNER’S MAINTENANCE LOG

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THE DOG OWNER’S MANUAL

THE CAT OWNER’S MANUAL

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THE BRIDE’S INSTRUCTION MANUAL

THE GROOM’S INSTRUCTION MANUAL

THE NEWLYWED’S INSTRUCTION MANUAL

THE SEx INSTRUCTION MANUAL

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THE PREGNANCY INSTRUCTION MANUAL

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THE BIG BOOK OF PORN

ISBN 978-1-59474-445-7 • $16.95 51⁄2 x 7, 128 pages, 4c, hardcover rights: W

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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN A TO Z

BROETRY

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THE INDIANA JONES HANDBOOK

THE JANE AUSTEN HANDBOOK

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THE ONION PRESENTS: LOVE, SEx, AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS ISBN 978-1-59474-549-2 • $12.95 6 x 8½, 144 pages, 2c paperback rights: W

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PARDON MY SPANGLISH

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THE SHERLOCK HOLMES HANDBOOK

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ISBN 978-1-59474-051-0 • $15.95 51⁄4 x 8, 240 pages, 2c, paperback with flaps rights: W

BORN THIS WAY

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ISBN 978-1-59474-105-0 • $15.95 8 x 8, 96 pages, 4c, paperback with flaps rights: WE

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YO MOMMA SO ExTRAORDINARY ISBN 978-1-59474-490-7 • $12.95 51⁄2 x 7, 144 pages, 4c, paperback rights: W

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ExTREME ENCOUNTERS

FIELD GUIDE TO DREAMS

FIELD GUIDE TO STAINS

THE GOOD DEED GUIDE

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HOW TO SAY “FABULOUS!” IN 8 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

THE LITTLE GUIDE TO VINTAGE SHOPPING

THE REALITY TV HANDBOOK

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TITLE INDEX 100 Cats Who Changed Civilization . . . . . 29 100 Dogs Who Changed Civilization . . . . . 29 100 Ghosts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 24 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Amazing Magical Wonder Deck . . . . . . . . 24 Android Karenina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Anti-War Quote Book . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Anything for a Vote . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Art of Justice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Art of Roughhousing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Art of the Video Game . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Kit . . 19 Baby Owner’s Maintenance Log . . . . . . . . 19 Baby Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Baby Owner’s Starter Kit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Batman: Murder at Wayne Manor . . . . . . . 22 Bedbugs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Better Than Homemade . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Big Book of Porn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Booze Cakes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Born This Way . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Breakfast for Dinner. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Bride’s Instruction Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Broetry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Butt Rot & Bottom Gas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Campfire Cuisine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook . . . . . . . 26 Casino Confidential . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Cat Owner’s Maintenance Log . . . . . . . . . 19 Cat Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Chef’s Secrets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Christmas List . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Christopher Walken A to Z . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Color Me Fierce . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Colorstrology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Cookie Dough Lover’s Cookbook . . . . . . . 23 Cookiepedia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Cooking with Flowers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Craft A Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Creepy Cute Crochet. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Crimes of Dr. Watson. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. . . . . . . . . 22 Cube Chic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Dadlabs Guide to Fatherhood . . . . . . . . . . 29 DC Comics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know . . . . 20 Disneystrology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Dog Owner’s Maintenance Log . . . . . . . . . 19 Dog Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Dracula’s Heir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Encyclopedia of Sandwiches . . . . . . . . . . 23 Escape from Fire Island . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Evil Empire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Extreme Encounters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Field Guide to Candy. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Cocktails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Cookies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Dreams. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Field Guide to Herbs and Spices . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Meat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Produce . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Seafood . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Field Guide to Stains . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Fill in the Blank . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Fireside Cocktails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Friend or Faux . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Gary Goldschneider’s Everyday Astrology 24 Geek Wisdom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Geek’s Guide to Dating . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Gig Posters: Vol 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Gig Posters: Vol 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Gladstone’s Games to Go . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Gnome & Garden. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Golf Guru . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Good Deed Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Good, Bad, and Furry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Grandparents Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Groom’s Instruction Manual . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Handbook of Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Home Economics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Home Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Housewives Tarot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 How to Behave . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 How to Con Your Kid . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 How to Say “Fabulous” in 8 Different Langauges . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 How to Survive a Horror Movie . . . . . . . . . 27 How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Indiana Jones Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Insults Every Man Should Know . . . . . . . . 20 Jane Austen Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Jokes Every Man Should Know. . . . . . . . . 20

Jokes Every Woman Should Know . . . . . . 20 Kickstarter Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Kiss and Tell. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Kitchen Garden Box . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Last Policeman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 Last Policeman Book II: Disasterland . . . . . 3 Little Guide to Vintage Shopping . . . . . . . 28 Little Old Lady Recipes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Long-Distance Relationship Guide . . . . . . 28 Lost States . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Lovecraft Middle School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Mama Knows Breast . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Margarita Mama . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Marilyn Monroe and the Naked Grape . . . 24 Marshmallow Madness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Meowmorphosis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Microcrafts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Miss Peregrine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Miss Peregrine Sequel (title TBA) . . . . . . . . 4 Monkeyfarts! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Museum of Kitschy Stitches . . . . . . . . . . . 22 My First Book of Business Ethics . . . . . . . 27 Mysterio’s Encyclopedia of Magic and Conjuring . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Newlywed’s Instruction Manual. . . . . . . . . 19 Nick and Tesla’s High-Voltage Danger Lab 15 Nick and Tesla’s Robot Army Rampage . . 15 Night of the Living Trekkies . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Noodlemania! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Official Nancy Drew Handbook . . . . . . . . . 27 Old Man Drinks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 On A Stick!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed . . . . 27 Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Pardon My President . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Pardon My Spanglish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Peanut Butter & Co. Cookbook . . . . . . . . . 24 Penis Pokey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Penis Pokey Activity Book. . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Perfect Drink for Every Occasion . . . . . . . 24 Photo Doodles. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Pocket Dad . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Pocket Mom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Pom Poms! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Pops! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Posters for the People . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Pregnancy Countdown Book . . . . . . . . . . 29 Pregnancy Instruction Manual. . . . . . . . . . 19 Pregnancy Test . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Presidential Campaign Posters . . . . . . . . . 22 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies . . . . . . . 21 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Princesses Behaving Badly . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Professor Gargoyle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Pure Vanilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Quirknotes: Baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Quirknotes: Cat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Quirknotes: Dog . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Quotable Douchebag . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Quotes Every Man Should Know . . . . . . . 20 Reality TV Handbook. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Recipes Every Man Should Know . . . . . . . 20 Resurrectionist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Rock Bible . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Rookie Mom’s Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Sci-Fi Baby Names . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Secret Lives of Great Artists . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Secret Lives of Great Authors . . . . . . . . . . 20 Secret Lives of Great Composers . . . . . . . 20 Secret Lives of Great Filmmakers . . . . . . . 20 Secret Lives of the Civil War . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Secret Lives of the First Ladies . . . . . . . . . 25 Secret Lives of the Supreme Court . . . . . . 25 Secret Lives of the US Presidents . . . . . . . 25 Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Sex Instruction Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Sherlock Holmes Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Signing Their Lives Away . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Signing Their Rights Away. . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Skywriting Journal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Slither Sisters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Smart Family’s Passport . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Smart Traveller’s Passport. . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Soil Mates . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Sprinkles! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Stacked Decks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Star Trek Book of Opposites . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Stuff Every American Should Know . . . . . 20 Stuff Every Dad Should Know . . . . . . . . . . 20

Stuff Every Husband Should Know . . . . . . 20 Stuff Every Man Should Know. . . . . . . . . . 20 Stuff Every Mom Should Know . . . . . . . . . 20 Stuff Every Woman Should Know . . . . . . . 20 Substitute Creature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Suburban Legends . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Swissted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Taft 2012 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Teacher’s Pest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Teen Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Ten Tea Parties . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 The Thorn and the Blossom . . . . . . . . . . . 23 This Saint Will Change Your Life . . . . . . . . 25 Thomas Jefferson’s Crème Brulée . . . . . . 26 Tiny Food Party! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 To Quote a Queer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Toddler Owner’s Manual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Ultimate Sports Handbook . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Use This Book! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Walls Notebook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Wedding Dogs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Wedding Dogs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Who’s on First? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Wine Secrets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Witch Craft . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Women Know Everything! . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Worst Case Scenario: Adult . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Worst Case Scenario: Juniors . . . . . . . . . . 18 Yo Momma So Extraordinary. . . . . . . . . . . 27 You Give Love A Bad Name . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Your Big Fat Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Yum-Yum Bento Box . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Zombie Tarot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25

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