April, 2011 issue XXV
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FEATURES I love how you curse when I wake you up
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COVERS BUSINESS, POLITICS, SOCIAL LIFE AND RELIGON
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And sweetly demand that I fill your cup.
I follow your cool gun powder glare Honey
TWEET JUSTICE
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SOAPBOX
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20 Questions to save the world and only a handful of people to save it.
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Would the Trump make a good president or a great one,? cause its one or the other no exeptions.
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DIRTYBULL
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Kevin M. interiews the 4, 2012 election hopefuls Obama, Palin, Romney and huckabee.
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The Game Genie for Wall Street now avalible. How to become the next Billionaire Baller
BLOGGER
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Madoff made off with more than 60 billion dallors, will his victums ever get there money back and do they need there money back?
FLICKR
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The young and the rich help out the old and the poor while the old and the rich are just bitches
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NUMACHINE
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The Android continues to eat up more and more of the smart phone market. While Jobs can only look out his hospital window
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Eco smarte copper cell systems make your pool clean and clear but the hidden danger of the copper build up.
TRILLIONS OF PICS EXPLORE THE BRIGHT WORLD THEY CREATE
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KNOWN FOR WOMEN TO REACH OUT TO THE WORLD, BUT NOW IS A CHEAP AND S.E.F TOOL
ADMACHINE Armoni 1, D&B 2, Doir 3, Electric 4, Versaci 5, Nixon 6, Trump 7, RVCA 8, Juicy Couture 9, Lamb 10, Tretorn 11, True Religon 12, Louie Vaton 13, Gravis 14, On the Byas 15, Digicert 16, Timppools 17, Aesthetic Commonwealth 18, Hasselblad 19, Holden 20, Cappel 21, Hurley 22, Land Rover 23, Adobe 24, Apple 25, Chris Craft 26, Yacht 27 Armoni 1, D&B 2, Doir 3, Electric 4, Versaci 5, Nixon 6, Trump 7, RVCA 8, Juicy Couture 9, Lamb 10, Tretorn 11, True Religon 12, Louie Vaton 13, Gravis 14, On the Byas 15, Digicert 16, Timppools 17, Aesthetic Commonwealth 18, Hasselblad 19, Holden 20, Cappel 21,
SHOUT OUTS Do you still sing of the mountain bed we made of limbs and leaves? Do you still sigh there near the sky where the holly berry bleeds? page 40, by K FED. You laughed as I covered you over with leaves Face, breast, hips, and thighs You smiled when I said the leaves were just the color of your eyes Rosin smells and turpentine smells from page 45, by Britney SPEARS. eucalyptus and pine Bitter tastes of twigs we chewed where tangled wood vines twine Trees held us in on all four sides so thick we could not see I could not see any wrong in you, and you saw page 49, by K.P. none in me Your arm was brown against the ground, your cheeks part of the sky Your fingers played with grassy moss, as limber
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The Empire Strikes back, Apple unveils new technological terror. iPad 2 set to break all ipad’s records in the 1st Qrt.
Sun rise this is the last day that I'll ever see out in the court-yard they're ready for me but I go to my Lord without fear 'cos I did what I did for Maria. As I rode into town with the sun going down all the windows were barred there was noone around for they knew that I'd come with my hand on my gun and revenge in my heart for Maria my dearest departed Maria.
Kevin Markle interiews the 4, 2012 election hopefuls
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2 1 20 IN TERV IEW WITH SOME VANPIRES WITH BLOOD ON THEIR TONGUES THESE 4 ARE NOTHING COMPAIRED TO THE MANY OTHERS APPLYING FOR PRESIDENCY THIS NEXT ELECTION YEAR, BE WATCHFUL OF WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING.
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Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?
Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?
A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then its time for brand new clothes, time to spend and stimulate the economy. Q. loose boxers
or tight breifs?
A. “Look!,” needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now.
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A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then Q. loose boxers
or tight breifs?
A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great. but i’m a victory secret girl so what ev.
MITT Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?
A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is Q. loose boxers
or tight breifs? A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great. But i just found some panokeo undies and they’er fun, a little something new.
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HUCK. Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?
A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then its time for brand new clothes, time to Q. loose boxers
or tight breifs?
A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great.
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, APPLE’S 5 TOP SECRET LIST
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iPAD2 THE LATEST TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR
EVIL EMPIRE HOW DOES APPLE DO IT?
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Well if we had
our own willing way to go You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote! When we saw that we'd give you it all! we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all! We can get a try! We can get a try! with a 1, 2, 3 You'd be startin' to drown! We can clear the floor We'd give you a bangin' ladies and gentelmen do it together! We want you to give us
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Well if we had our own willing way to go You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote! When we saw that we'd give you it all! we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!*** We can get a try! We can get a try! with a 1, 2, 3 You'd be startin' to drown! We can clear the floor We'd give you a bangin' ladies and gentelmen do it together! We want you to give us something more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor... Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun, but you dont understand. You gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
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make me a man! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun either take it, or leave it! We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted! When we had the time of our life We'd hook up with the gang and take you through! Then youd be in the back of our van Mum and dad started gettin' real bad! We want you to give us something more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor... Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
theres antidote!
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will- ing way to go You'd be doing things, & hoping theres antidote! When weWell if we had our own
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Well if we had our own
will- ing way to go You'd be doing things, & hoping theres antidote! When all is lost then all is gained and his father it.
THE GAME GENIE FOR WALL STREET IS HERE
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backstage with Wall Street’s
Founder of Twitter nails the billionaire smile first try after becoming one.
BILLIONAIRE BALLERS SECRETS ON WALL STREET
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There is history in this place There are dragons to be chased And though I don't know who you are An
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easy flow and a strong, a strong heart And the charm in the way you hide Gently take my skull for a ride And I
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don't know who you are But I know what a would like you to be A one night stand under stoned persuasion But a joy that I can't hide
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I love how you curse when I wake you up And sweetly demand that I fill your cup. I follow your cool gun powder glare Honey, you lay me bare. 1. Eye of the tiger A billionaire never loses focus of the green & always is looking to increase what they have. You're the girl of my dreams And a 2. Locks of Gold, pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true Time to lay down my bets, Oh, I put all my money on you. When I'm in the dark, girl, you bring me to light. It seems 3. Platnium tissue, like you're almost always right. So keep boxing my ears when I sew them shut. Baby, you sure are tough. 4. Diamond culflinks, You're the girl of my dreams And a pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true Time to lay down my fears, Honey, I feel so safe around you. If the tiller man taught me anything, It's that a 5. Nice butt, hard-headed woman is what I need To help me to always do my best. Baby, my life is blessed. You're the girl of my dreams And a pistol it seems, but you shoot me 6. Pin stripes make you taller straight and true Time to lay down my fears, Honey, I feel so safe around you. If the tiller man taught me anything, It's that a 7. Nice shoes hard-headed woman is what I need To help me to always do my best. Baby, my life is blessed. You are the girl of my dreams And a pistol