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The Dopartmont of Desk, Artr Lnbrary Learn h w t o look up the V iT d as Co-xdmahon and Placement wU be offenng sesslans on B o n b a h r h e r o p r r a t 12 noonwththo caomformat~on and kam that 11oln't a dance! resume wnttng thls fall Sen up sheets unU be w t e d on the on k r t Friday, yar can bok at tt there. Nothrngnow W a t r r l w Christian FcUowshib %me as T W S & J I but buUenn board on the fwst flmr ol Needkr Hall Mon ,Oct 5, Research Shortcuts far Philosophy students. 230 p.m. lnfp held at St Jerome's College, Rm 215.4 30 7 W p m 12 30p m Tdos Oct 6. 12 M p m Wed Oct 7 12 30p m b k . Arts Library. Tues.Ocl 13 1130arn.Wed.Oct 14.1130am.Thurs Danclng to Delight wth Gabby M ~ e l and l Dancer$ An WJSA (Waterbo J&h Stdents' Association) organOct 15.11Mam Allrorr1onrheMmNH1(MO atternoon of bold and s h m &n dance Part d t h i z a W s t together. Upcoming events: Ladon Hayride, World of Dan Sener 4 30 p m Humanther Theatre $2 Thu may be hard to belleve, but summer jobsfor 19112are Pot-luck supper, w k l y Bawl Brunches (1st one is adm~ss~on now betng ported on thp Bulknn Board located out& the tomarow!) Interested but can't come? P!ease call Paul at Glhrr'r OHice on the hrrt flmrmNeodhrHall Deadhneslor 884-2428.5:15 sham. CC 110. Christian Perrpectwes Lecture Series God. Man and so& of the lobs come as soon as tM end of October. All World m Western Thought 4 30 - 6 W p m HH334 Drs students are encouraged to visit the boards as soon as Graham Morbey pwsibk. hlrnmuandmind. L~&mnstrationa.~~reciDiessndamd Chapel 4 45 - 5 15 p m Conrad Grebel Chapel h x b n Students k l a b o n has a n a d a t n to~ N L s s n f m d tome huFred 5 30 o 3005. m ~ &. c LhOWednesday Nlght Discussion FellowNp T o w The Fa& for &and pmrwnuemembersfor Satur-day.October U W Ikbaiing Society is holding organizationalmeehngr. Covenant ofGod's Grace -Geness3 6p m C o m m M d , 3. Westart at theCCat8a m.andunllbebackbvmdrught For come out and learn the art of debate. Calla-1888for more 7 p m Lecture Rem Kmistra and Graham Morbey. dcmlscall Mohanat BSS 13670, ext. 3820 idarmation. No experience necessary. 5:30 p.m. Conrad Chaplams Land and Sea Vtwpoints d Prince Edward Wand. Grebel College, Rm. 107. There's more to the Library than Just Bookd HOWto do Charlotte H a m m d a n d FekityRe&rave-painting.works Further auditionsfor Coboret. HumanitiesTheatreresearchm the l~braryInstructor Gerry Meek. AN Liirary on paper and sculpture. O r s a n i d by the Confederation Part of the senes for Mature Students, Penls. Rtfalls and Centre Art Gahry and Museum, Charlottetown. Gallery FASSVice%uadMoeting.6:30p.m. CC 113. Bringyourom Pleasures of bemg a Mature Student 7 30 p m HH 324 vices. None rupplpd. Hours: MondaythroughF&y9:Ma.m.-4:Wp.m.Sundays Immature students - report to the CC Pub for a semmwca The b t n y Soclew presents The End d St..Pnmbarg Z:W 5:W p.m. till October 11. how to avotd dmng research Ntght ResearchShortcut. lor Economicrstudents.10:Wa.m. Info Thu fibn s second m a sews o f c k u r c~nernaMoncBy At Iho Manos Cmt r $1 W per 8m or 15 W for the ent~re Desk. Arts Librarv. series. 7:W p.m. AL 113. Bombsheher opens at 12 naon D J to burn ears alter 9.00 FASS Writers' Meeting funwrites noodod! 7:30 p.m. ML p m Feds, burned free Others, 51 W after 9 p m Sahd and 104. Sandwh bar hours Monday & Tuesday. 12 noon 6 p m Wednesdau and Thursdadau. 12 noon 6 o m and 8 o m - Southern Ahka: The Next Step- FimandSpeakerSeries features United Church Observer editor Hugh McCallum 1130 o m .-~ndavI 2 no& 11.30 0.m but be o w i r e d Gay LiberatiandWatorlw(GL0W)sponw~a~oHeehwse~ they& raised h ;e cheese price jrom unr&&able to speaking about the economic and d t i c a l control South unb;e!iwabk. Ahica wieldsovoritsneighbours,McCuRumrec~ntlyspentsix For further info call 884-GLOWanytlme. 8:30 p.m.,CC 110. Cinema Gratk presents Boob Tube. 9:30 p.m. Campus )J~ , &+ , ~ F( ~ prayrr.~ by ~ the ~ ~ u~ekstwringSouthnnAhica.EmmwlUnitedChurch,22 d i ~ Centre Great Hall. Free! Sponsored by the CampusCentre Student's Association. 1:30 2:30 p.m. CC 135. Eiridsepnt Road West. Waterloo. 7:M p.m. 51.50. Contact WPIRG,ext. 2578, CUSOext. 3144for information. Board. Fed nicks - Nine to A vrstani ng Jane Fonds, Lily Tomlin -Thursday, October 8 and Dolly Parton. Come see how a real actress outdoer a C a t ~ h i u n f m t h e ~ u r i o y a n d ~ o r T h o s e ~ a n t i n g t o ~ a k e turkey and a country singer. 8 p.m. AL 116. FedsSI., Others Profaion of Faith. Dr. Kooistra. 8:W - 9:W p.m. Conrad Age of Majority Cards - see Wednesday. $2.00. Grebel Cdlego. Si up now for a Supermarket Tour on Friday morning. October 16.10a.m. tillnoon,partdFood Woek.Learnabout Th. Earthen Mug Coffee House sponsoredby W. C. F. Tuesdav. -,October 6 the food system by touring a k a l supermarket. Sign upat Rebx,listentomusic. Superb muffins,assortedteaandcoffee. WPIRG. CC 2178 or IheTurnkey Derk by Wed. Oct. 14. haveachat.8o.m.-midrught.CCIlO.Uyou~~rmoralr Si up nav far a Supermarket Tour on Friday mornmg. October 16, 10:W a.m. hll noon, part of Food Week. Learn need a supemitural basas, k t me know. Research Shortcuts for History students. 10:30 a.m. Info about the loodaystem by touringalocalsupermarket S~gnup Desk, Arts Library. Theatreswrts chalknge match Comooutandwatchtwo teams of players engas m mproased acbnggamesunder the at WPIRG, 2178, CC, or the Turnkey Desk by Wednosday Bombshelter - see Monday. October 14. eagle eves of three ludges (6001) 10 W p m PAS 1101(IS A Matter of Time: a practical workshopldircusion on t h Assoc ) ~nvaer you to the WJSA (Waterloo Jounsh Students Lounge) management. LorraineBeattie,Asirtant to theLibraMn,Ad1st Bagel Brunchof the year(57421foatur~ngTaontoBagels minstratlon. Part of the Mature Students Programof goner4 Bnng a fnend (d poss~ble,homTomnto~)lntore~tod but can't -Saturday, October 3 mterest. 1.30 p.m. HH373. attond?CaUPaulats842428 1130-130pm CCllO Garage & Bake Sak at Klemmer Farmhouse Co-op Research Shortcuts for Health Studies and Kin students. Brown 8.g Fiim Sn*. Up from the Bargam Basement A Daycare. North' Campus, just off Columbia St. part 230 p.m. lnfo Desk, Arts Library. Lgh heartedImk at what 11IS hke to w k m o w 01 Canada's Optometry larger1 department store c h m (30 mmutes) 11 30 a m FASS CoffeehouseOrganizationalMeetlng.5:15p.m.CC A children's concert with Fred Penner - Singdong fun Psych 2083 Sponsored by ~omen'sStudar 110. with the recordingstar of"The Cat CamoBacV-nominated Bombsheher see ~ o n d & . The Bhakti Yoga Club is having mantra meditation and for a 1980 JUNO award -for proschoal to eight year olds. readings from the Bhagavad Gita. Everyone welcome. Free. Tickets $2.00 for childrenand seniors. $2.50 for others 10:30 To all humans andlor Science students (whichever c o w 530 - 6:30 pm. CC 113. am.. 1:W p.m., 3:M p.m. Humanities Theatre. Tickets first). Is Physics your thing? Interested in intellkent available at the U. W. Arts CentreBox Office. Caribbean Student Association G e d Meem. 5:30 conversation?There dlbe an organizatmal meeting for the physics club where such things win be decided. S h up at o.m. CC 135. Bombheher opens 7:W p.m. D.J. after 9 p.m. ~eds,'no Physics 228 at 1230p.m. cover.Aiiess,$l.00 alter9 p.m. Women's Issues Group &wursm on women and work Come and share your feolmgs and ideas 7 - 9 p m CC 135 Reuarch Shortcuts Workshop for Political Science The Sailing Club r hdding the Cooler Island Race for its Students.230 p.m. I d d e s k , Arts Library. members on Lake Columbia; prizes vrin be awarded and The Feds' BENT presents Capital recordmg a* refreshmentsoffered. For further mformationcontact Jamie WCFSuppuMlcling- JesurG~esPowertobeaLhutpk. Deserters 8 W o m WaterlooMotorlnn S3Feds.Ylothers Morganat 745-2008.There wllbeboatr~ingonandoffshore. 7heChnrtsnnoobpouortobeabktoobeyGod 4 30-7 W S i m un now for a Suwrmad'et Tour onFndav.October46. BYCS. 1:W p.m Meet by theboat house. om. HH280.(The atheist merely ne-zdr beer.) 10-a m' re noon part of Fmd Week Learn about the food Lminars on Idam. Topic: the rok of r e l i m m today's life. FASS Pmdwtion Meeting Anyono mterested m helpnng systemby lourtnga laalsupermarke~SngnupatWPWG.CC Speaker: Mehdi Bahadori. Coffeeand donuts wdl be served. produce or pubhclze FASSIS mwted lo attend Can't make 81 2176 or the Turnkey Derk by Wednesday. October 14 730- 9:W p.m. CC 135. hut want to helo? CaU Berw at 884 Mm I G n hcr to do her Friday, and Coming An Elephant i n my Pajamas - starring John Bay as You're A Good Man Charhe Brown the all-hme he Graucho Marx. "A loving, humourousand respectfultribute ThoAmteurRad~oClub~rholhgameet~ng Comem.tryou! musical comedy by the Nat~onalPlayers Tiketa 59 50 to a legend." 8:W p.m. Theatre of the Arts. Tickets $9.50 oquwment and meet a lot 01 really mtorertmg "ham Students, semors $8 Avadable at the UW Arts Centre Box rfudents/seniorr 58.00. availableat the UW Arts Centre B& Evowne u welcome and mombershws are wadable 4 30 OLce 8 00 p m HumanltlesTheatre Office Try and suet the lmorint reviewer. o m E2 2355 c Fed Fhcks - No mowes Federation of Students. Bmrd of Entertainment (the same First general membership meetkg for the Ukrainian blood) organzatton,they lust lhke to take up a whok lhe StudentsClub. Oktoberfest tkketdistributiondlbeheldand AnnuatFeaMarket Dep't of Athletics Oct 24-9a m to3 egolstr) presents Orchestral Manaeuwes in the Dark and events discussed. Bring your ideas. Everyone wkome. 6:W p m Man gym, PAC Vendors needed 6lO/booth, plus 10$ The Smons at 8 000 m BmmmanPark TlrketsYI 50F.A. -"-' p.m. CC 135. profits For further tnlormat~on call Peter Hopknnr, hrector. $7.50 bthers. avada6le a i t h e k d off&. Campus Recreatmn, ext 3532 or Room 2MO PAC Further auditionsforCaboret.6:Mp.m. HumanitiesTheatre. FedFlicks S o Friday. Gowan make John A. hapw. Flippancy Lessons - or Haw To Not Go Nuts T w n s Campus Events Ghaal Prerequwte Forbearance 201 The Transcendental Meditation Program as taught by avojdmg rude comments about sdy but potentially senstlve Maharishi Mahesh Yngi: A free introductory kcture -Sunday, October 4 reltgous groups and some Federat~onthmgs Taught by w m r e d bv the SlMS dub. 7:30 p.m. ES1-347 Campus Worship SLlvicr. Chaplams Rem Kowtra and lmprmt hoductmn Manager You buy Gradclub Anytlmo Graham Morbey Preachmg from the Prophet Hosea 10 30 Sign up row for a S u p m a r k e t Tour on Friday morning, P S - YOU guess what Ididn't say about "tongue, tummy a m HH 280 October 16. 10:W a.m. till noon. Dart of Fmd week. Learn and mmd ' Gronk

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The plans of the Ontario Federation of Students to merge with the National Union of Students burgeoned forth at the OFS conference in Toronto last weekend (September 24 - 27). A draft constitution and by-laws were introduced and passed, OFS policy was introduced so that Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario policy could be formed, and discussion centred around the national effect of provincial planning and the mthods of communication between CFS, CFS Ontario, the member student unions, and students. Although the constitution and by-laws must wait for the CFS founding conference (to be held in Ottawa this month) to be ratified, OFS had to change its own by-laws to accommodate the anticipated changes. The amendments in OFS’ by-laws include a provision whereby no student union which is not a member of CFS will be allowed to become a member of OFS and one that states that student unions may “remain full members of the Federation at no cost or fee for as long as they are voting members of CFS Ontario.” Further: “When two-thirds of the members of the Federation are full-voting members of the Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario, the Federation (OFS) will immediately dissolve. Such dissolution will not, however, occur any earlier than January I, 1985.” According to John Docherty, a representative of NUS at the conference, a new structure will be put in place at the founding conference, with OFS and NUS becoming “dummy corporations” of CFS Ontario and CFS. The new organizations would then hold the money in trust.

Somalia’s Abdinur Yussof, Somalian Canada, Ambassador to spoke to students at Conrad Grebel College in a lecture sponsored by the Peace Society last Friday. In his lecture, Yussof emphasized his view that every country’s problem is a global problem. “We are living in an interdependent world”, he stated. “It is a world where we all need , each other”. Yussof made the analogy 1 that countries are much like a

Docherty said that the other provincial organizations were working on their own draft constitutions and would come to the founding conference prepared to become part of the new national body. He also mentioned that the original concept of having one fee for all members of the organization had beenscrapped. Thefees will not consist of the national component fee and the services fee (constant) and the provincial fee (which varies from province to province). The work with the OFS Structuring Committee is nowhere near complete, though. Still to be worked on are: how OFS Commissions fit into the CFS Ontario structure; the completion of the CFS Ontario policy proposal; the possibility of more fulltime executive members; the bugs in and the legalities of the draft constitution; and, join materials with CFS. During the conference, the $2 billion cuts in the Established Programme Finaces, which transfers federal money to the provinces to be spent on health care and education were made public. In announcing the cuts before the opening plenary, Barb Taylor, OFS Chairperson, said that they were“not likecutbacks we have faced in the past couple of years.” Taylor asserted that the 30% reduction meant looking at massive across-the-board cuts in post-secondary institutions or the closing of five or six universities(approximately one third of those in Ontairo). Docherty believed that the cuts would “devastate education” and that “Ontario stands more to lose” becaue it has such a large

Ppoblems man and a horse. The man feeds and grooms the horse while the horse aids the man in his work. Though the relationship appears mutual, the man in reality dominates the animal. Similarly, although countries wish to be equal, some countries dominate others. The ambassador pointed out that there have beena large number of summits, but no solutions. “What I meanis that solutions must be worked out in the United Nations; we have all the facilities, all the expertise we need.”

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system (unlike PEI, for instance, which relies almost totally on EPF for educational funding and cannot cut back). In Ontario, over one billiondollarsare transferred through EPF;about 32% of this going to post-secondary education. With this announcement, the OFS anti-cutbacks campaign strategy became acutely important. The centrepiece of this strategy is the National Day of Protest, to be held on October 29th, which will entail “assorted festivals, rallies, marriages, funerals and lotteries across the province” reports the OFS Campaign Committee. As a list of priorities, the Committee suggested: 1) to organize and inform students; 2) to build alliances on campus; 3) to build alliances off campus and become part of networks; and 4) to lobby the government. It was felt that lobbying would not be effective if it didn’t have support. Included in the six week campaign (September 28 to November 7) are: an information blitz on campus(withposters, press releases, pamphlets, etc.); a mass lobby on October 19; the solidification of alliance support and a library study-in the night of October 28 (the day before the Day of Protest). Federation of Students President Wim Simonis was displeased with the campaign, claiming that the OFS did not adequately consult local student unions in developing the strategy employed, the tactics or the campaign material. As far as he was concerned, the timing of the events was poor, conflicting with many local events. Waterloo, like many other delegations, did not attend the final plenary. __ Ira Nayman

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Yussof upholds the need for the North-South Dialogue, but states that it will not work as long as each side is not internally united. According to Yussof, thereare two norths the capitalist and the communist (United States and the Soviet Union, respectively). Talks fail because of this rivalry, he says. “The real dialogue is between the haves and the have nots”, explained Yussof. His example, Somalia, is one of the poorest countries in the

with Canada as it has nothing to offer her. It is from this perspective that the ambassador advises the world to view Somalia’s problems. “We are being led by two super powers who are both frustrated”, stated Yussof. Yussof believes the problem was, conceived in 1884 when Africa was divided among the major powers. These powers then imposed their own systems upon the natives. “We were told to have parliaments; we had our own way and were told it was wrong”. Another problem that dominated African countries are faced with is that the fertile land is used to grow commodities which are scarce in Europe - not at all the crops that the populace requires. “We have been designed to serve European communities”, explained Yussof. Travel and communications is still dominated from without. Yussof used the example of making a telephone call to Ivory Coast from Guyana (neighbouring regions). Guyana is first connected to London, which then connects to Paris and then to the Ivory Coast. Now the Soviet Union is imposing itself upon African countries. For instance, students are being removed from Africa and trained in Soviet universities in order that the USSR might gain a better foothold. And already the Soviet Union is destroying Ethiopia. The ambassador concluded stating that we must see each country’s problem as part of a global problem and that the UN is a way in which these problems can be solved. Yussof, trained as a lawyer, has served as an educator, and a planner. He has been involved with UNESCO, and has attended many conferences of the African Organization for Unity. For four years he served at the United Nations and now at Ottawa for three years. The ambassador is also fluent in six languages. Anna Lehn

Graduates expansion The movement to halt the expansion of the Graduate Club was itself halted as a result of the special meeting of the Graduate Club held Thursday, September 24. Bill Wells, who led the movement to stop expansion, and who carried a petition in early September to call the special meeting to discuss the question, suggested a prototype expansion be created. Wells began his statement by emphasizing the fact that “too much work (had) gone into the design process to be disregarded or dismissed.” He felt, however, that the design was “incomplete and lacking a vital and necessary element.” Wells went on to ask, “Can we have a structured expansion and a socially designed program which reflects the diverse spirit of the graduate students?” Bill Halverson, Grad Club President, responded by stressing that a great effort had been made to provide an addition and indicated that “planning”, had allowed for future adjustments. A solar greenhouse had been suggested by Wells. Halverson stated that a ground floor patio would require a restricted means of access and an additional person would then be needed to staff the area. It would be cheaper, Halverson main-

vote in tained, to leave the terrace at its presently proposed location on the roof of the extension. Wells next proposed that financial referendums “be held in a period which reflects the middle between the highest and lowest enrolment of that calendar year.” The board of directors for the Grad Club established that this figure would be difficult to calculate, and Myk Bartlett (Chief Returning Officer) added that there was nothing in the charter bylaws stating a specific time at which to hold a referendum. Ballots were sent out to all Graduate students registered with the univerity and The Newsletter (a graduate bullentin) was used to keep everyone informed of current expansion ideas. Wells concluded the end by expressing hope that the meeting had reflected “a mutual learning experience.” He then introduced his (six) proposals as motions (one motion was later withdrawn). Each motion, after discussion, was defeated. The referendum remains a legitimate decision, and the financial and structural plans will be submitted before the Board of Governors in an October meeting. Halverson is hopeful that the construction will begin b> Spring of 1982. Laurie L. Garringer

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-.cent interest rates ona mortgage, twelve per cent ’ education. And their added support will leave ‘increases in the Consumer Price Index, and an government with little choice but to return to unemployment rate near nine percent, go a long supporting universities as they should be. I way in taking up one’s attention; Peter Saracino Where we - I usethe word ‘we’collectively to include students, professors, administrators, and the other elements .of post-secondary _ ;. ‘-f&t @iii ideq?. ::, ’ academia - have gone awry is in our lack of &sr?&rce the @isher Commission released being able to convince the public that we really ~$s&&i-t of the &~rnittee on the Future &ole are a vital part of Canadian society. So far, few o$JJibersities iti ?Ontario. all- factions of the people really believe that universities playmuch university communi&. . have. been‘ ,issuing the of a role in industry, commerce or international same ominous warning: Give us more money or trade. And that is really more a caseof negligence on ’ t&system is goingto’collapse. You hear it from ‘ .‘W student unions an$lthe Ontario Federation of our-part as opposed to ignorance on the part of . Students. You hear it from faculty associations the taxpaying public. ..*“.‘i What universities need to do now is4sell a$&university, administrations. You.even hear E&u government advisory bodies\ such as the themselves to the people. We have to get out and ,,. %A,..?<,; .~$$‘&&n& on UGve;siti Aff.airs and the tell them that basic Research and Development /A is much, much more important than just aforementioned -Fisher Commission growing things in test-tubes and soldering . So, &en, whyi$n’tthe government getting ,. all , l ex?&$!~.~ &#&&he ‘pioblem~and ,digging into%s togethertransistors. It means jobs, improved .’ quality of life, and increased freedom through tioffers~for the much needed funds? One explanation for the lack of action on the knowledge. (We already know that.) If we can convince people that a healthy part of our parliamentarians is the hard and &old knowledge that the taxpayer is burdened with university system is . essential to a healthy enough troublesof -his (or her) own to spend’ economythen they will be more willing to have us. Twenty-one per - their hard l earned- tax dollars spent on -much timeworrying’about I I -

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T<he Supreme Court’s rulings of Monday y Ottawa now vows to carry forward itsplans i .have not ultimately decided the fate. of the for unilateral constitutional change,’ based on .Canadian Constitution; if anything, the Court the 7 - 2 Supreme Court decision. -. I i , has pitched the opposing .forces of the ‘conIf Ottawa does press forward it will be setting ’ stitutional question into a’ more severe and a dangerous precedent. If the government re- ’ intense $battle. A clearcut, consistent .decision on the two fuses to respect convention by not consulting. 1 important issuesbefore the court - the_ right _ of :-the provinces on patriation .i where will it dec’ide the Federal Government to patriate the con- next to disregard political., convention? Will it _stitution and the real power of unwritten con- t refuse to Ltep downafter adefeat in the House of vention or tradition regarding provin‘cial agree- Commons? It could: the resignation of the . Iment to constitutional changes - would have cabinet after a defeat in the House is traditional ’ given either party”(the provinces or the feds) an convention: an \unwritten rule. I u.nzissailable legal base on ,which their reThat is an extreme example, but represents‘ .spective actionscould b.ebased. However, the 7 - 2 judge.ment which gives the-contempt for convention and country that Ottawa the legal right to patriate without pro- the government would exhibit-\ if it prepared uni.< , - vincial consent is at odds with the 6 L- 3 court . lateral pat&ation. , The Supreme Court’s rulings, ineffect legally decision which asserts the provinces’ power, by : tionvention, of blocking any unilateral con- entitle the eederal Government-to violate the \ stitutional reform by withholding their agree- very conventions on which its limits 1 $8 andpowersn are based. Iagint. . ,‘a_ This contradiction can only bring upon ‘2.Yet, disregarding conventions, Ottawa , *:. c&ims victory - but it is onlyaviCtory inastrict Canada more confusion and more discontent. legal sense. The. court verdict gives the Feds the The government must not bluster through with unilateral’ 1patriation; it may be legal but right, to unilaterally patriate the,*constitution without the. provinces consent; a move in contemptuous and wrong.\ Wm. Knight ’ _ I delt’fance political, tradition. . ’ , / t -. . *of/Canadian

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UW ‘Prodigy’0 As most of us were on a work-term or taking a much deserved break this summer, twc graduate Computer Science students currently involved in Ph.D. studies worked feverishly on a computer chess project. Jonathan Schaeffer and Howard Johnson organized the computer chess project last March and with the assistance of some undergraduate students developed a program known as “PRODIGY”.

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The date that Schaeffer and Johnson were working towards during the winter term and the summer months was the entry deadline for the prestigious, annual North American Computer Chess Championship (NACCC) sponsored by the Association Machinery of Computing (ACM) and held this year in Los Angeles, California, November 8,9, and 10. The target deadline of September 10, 198 1 was met and just last

week the juried decision was received. The University of Waterloo entry “PRODIGY” will be given one of the eleven available positions to participate in the North American chess program vs. chess program tournament. In all there will be sixteen teams participating in the 198 1 version of the NACCC. The first five positions will be decided on the basis of the results from the third World

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Computer Chess Championship held in Linz, Austria on September 25 - 29, 1980. The first place position was awarded to “BELLE”, an all hardware chess-playing machine developed at Bell Labs. Second place was taken by “CHAOS”, a University of Michigan program, “DUTCHESS”, a Duke University program ranked third. A Canadian entry developed at McGill University and named “L’EXCENTRIQUE” finished fourth overall.

against four different opponents drawn at random. “PRODIGY”, the Waterloo entry, will probably be running on a Honeywell 6000 series computer based in Honeywell’s primary research center located in Phoenix, Arizona. Communications to the tournament site from Phoenix will be made via telephone line. The machine itself will be similar to that of the Math Faculty Computing Facility’s Honeywell 66/ 60 differing basically in its rate of execution (believed to be approximately five to fifty times faster) with less frequent system failures. Tim Perlich

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i Philosphy I have always wondered what the basis is for meaingful existence; if absolutes are outdated . . . if, indeed, there are absolutes. Is there some morality that is true, here and now, and holds true in Afghanistan, Peking, Moscow, and the farside of Pluto? This ultimate question is contained in the resolution, “Morality requires a supernatural foundation”, which was hotly debated between Dr. Oliver O’Donovan of the Toronto School of Theology and Dr.Jan Narveson, a professor of Philosophy at U.W. O’Donovan, publicly taking the Christian side of the debate (that is, the affirmative side) said during the debate he was a Protestant and that Christ was a living part c f his life. Narveson, a self-professed “humanist” took the negative side. According to a media guide provided by U.W. to newspapers, Narveson is qualified to comment onabortion, ethics, Marxism, politics, religions, social justice, nationalism, and music - classical and chamber. Between these two, you would think they would have the answers. Robert A. Heinlein has it right when he wrote, “Do you realize that in many thousands of years , philosophy has resolved nat one basic question?”

vs. Theology Or, I’ll quote Narveson: Most of us are wrong about most things. I’ll say this much: interesting as the debate was, it was all cotton candy and no substance. Nothing was resolved, and it didn’t look like anyone came away with new information y during the question period, most questioners seemed to have their own philosophical axes to grind. The debate seemed to centre on the question, “Of what use is God to moral behaviour?’ If humans manage to agree on a code of ethics, morals or code of behaviour, who needs a higher authority? O’Donovan’s counter suggested that this is too “limited” an outlook and cannot be universal. Narveson cited religions whose “morals” would be unacceptable to Christians, and stated that they had as much authority as Christians have to back their moral codes. He said that the“uppercase” (proper noun) Christian morality is acceptable to this society because it is so similar to the “lower case” (common noun) Christian morality to which he himself, and many others, subscribe. It was.his assertion that the “lower-case”christian morality is simply a practical way to get people to live together

without seriously infringing on each others rights and prerogatives - for example, he suggested that it is not “natural” for humans to refrain from killing - it may be quite the opposite. How can one then survive? By living ina society where killing fellow citizens is not sanctioned. The “Great Debate” lasted two hours in total, half an hour of which comprised the two principals argueing with each other, and then those two interacting with the audience. Clearly, this was too short a time to resolve the matter satisfactorily - it was nearly too short a time for the two debaters to take a coherent position - and most of the audience seemed to leave unsatisfied. Many people turned out to hear the contest -the Theatre of Arts was more than twothirds‘full. As an intellectual exercise, “The Great Debate” can only be called an outstanding success. It was even a theatrical success, as bothspeakers were personable, forceful, and witty. It was sponsored by the Waterloo Christian Fellowship.

Federation council has passed a motion “to accept the idea of the advent of the Bombshelter (the student run pub in the Campus Centre) patio in principle” according to Federation President Wim Simonis. Simonis claims the move has the support of the administration, including President Wright. Bombshelter manager Rita Schneider claims “I know nothing about it.” The patio is being planned to offset bombshelter losses during the summer term. Simonis says, “The renovations we did last summer have proved to be worthwhile.” He hopes that the patio will provide a quiet, relaxed atmosphere as an alternative the main room of the pub. “We lose so much money in the summertime that anything is an improvement.” . Simonis has talked to the School of Architecture and the design might be a class project. Once plans have been drawn up and costs are known, the plan must get council approval again, before any work can begin. Simonis bases his claim of student support for the patio on a survey taken in a. Federation advertisement placed in the June 19 issue of the Imprint. The survey received only 50 to 75 responses, but all of these were in favour of the patio. Yet there is some opposition to the plan. According to Simonis, while supporting the principle, is concerned with destroying the pub atmoshere. Cameron Anderson is one of the councillers who oppose the idea. Anderson says he

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Villagers get breakfast back Weekend breakfasts are back again for residents of Village On? and Two. Intially proposed as a means of cutting costs in the Villages, the continental breakfasts served mornings on Saturday and Sunday had been eliminted since the beginning of the term. At the suggestion of the Villages forty-six Dons, fortyone of whom are former villagers themselves, it was suggested that this meal be eliminated since so few students attend. A decided majority of villagers, however, reacted strongly to this proposal and breakfasts were quickly reinstated by Dr. Ron Eydt, Warden of Residences. In addition to the disagreement of the students, Food Services concluded that there were no savings to be made at all. While the number of work shifts for kitchen staff was reduced from two to one, the length of the remaining shift serving lunch was lengthened such that the payment of overtime wages was necessary. Eydt stated that the cutbacks already made (the elimination of paper towels in washrooms and restricted servings of meat at all meals) are sufficient to bring the budget within the boundaries approved by the Board of Governors. This includes a saving for Food Services of $50,000 on the one meat serving per meal and an addl’tional saving of $15,000 with the removal of the paper towels. As well, several major work projects have been postponed until next year. “Villagers wish,” stated Eydt, “a maintenance of life style and service.” He interprets this as meaning they like things the way they are and are willing to pay for them. Jim Marshall

FASS creates an amateur talent night Some time in the near future, the first annual University of Waterloo Coffee House will take place. A Coffee House is a sort of amateur talent night, in which members of the community (in

this case, the University) get to come on out and show offtheir talents. “Talent” in this case can mean just about anything - if you can sing, dance, play a musical instrument, do magic, tell jokes, juggle or do anything at all that other people might find mildly entertaining, you qualify. : The whole thing is being organized by FASS, that zany amateur theatre troupe that puts on a show every February. A lot of people have been complaining that only students on campus in the winter term actually get to perform in FASS; the result of all this mumbling and grumbling is the Coffee House. Are there any restrictions? Not, not really. The organizers of the Coffee House will preview all acts,before hand to make sure the&e is some redeeming socialtvalue (i.e. that there’s nothing Fude crude and disgusting th@‘s likely to offend people’).! Anything that has’ a ‘G’ ratin$ (well, maybe PG) is fine. : If you’re ifiterested, you should say so as soon as possible (acts *will likely be scheduled on ’ a first-come, first-served basis). No preparation is required, but you may wish to prepare something in advance so you won’t be stuck when weaskyou what you plan to do. Information sheets will be available soon, and can be found outside the FASS office in South Campus Hall (room 234-B, right next to CUSO). If you’d like more information, there are three ways to contact us: leave anote under the doore of the aforementioned FASS office, call Bernie Roehl at ext. 38 15 or use the‘mail’system on Math’s Honeywell computer system (userid FASS). The coffee house will actually take place on Friday, the 13th of November (easy to remember) in the Math Faculty Lounge (MC 5136).

Friday currently existing are not stored in a computer bank, and that their confidentiality would be protected by the Access to Information Bill intraduced by cabinet minister Francis Fox six months ago, which states that there must be a good cause to open a file. The powers given Canadian security service operatives remain justifiable, Kaplan said. “Where it is necessary and reasonable, they do haveauthority todo things other citizens cannot do. They have not only the authority but the duty to behave in this fashion.” Kaplan added that the government is hesitant to enshrine security service preprogatives in legislature. “If we were to replace government with statute you would be much closer to a police state,” he said. ‘.‘I think it would be a mistake to relieve them of their judgement.” Although the Liberal government has accepted the McDonald Commission’s ‘recommendation that a new security s’ervice independent of the RCMP be created, Kaplan felt it had its problems. He said one advantage of the old structure-was that it encouraged non-partisanship

on the part of the security service. “In fact, it turned out that the Liberal party was one of its favourite targets,” he said. Kaplan suggested that an auditor-general be appointed to provide “insurance against abuse” in the new government agency. Kaplan agreed with the McDonald Commission recommendation that the government seek out more sophisticated people ,for the new security service. Kaplan agreed that it would be impossible for the new service to start from scratch, and that the employment of the same people might lead to the same problems. “There is that danger,” he said.

No shortage of engineers, business pea@, report S$&yS Although t&e taculties oi. engineering, chartered accountancy and business a+ ministration in Ontario are drastically underfunded, there is no shortage crisis, say the investigators of a study into the shortage of these professionals.’ The Ontario Committee of University Affairs’ report on the shortage, prompted by

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letters sent out last May to-the universities from the Ontario Ministry of Education, resulted in several studies on the supply and demand of these specialists. W. A. McLaughlin, University of Waterloo’s enginee;ring faculty dean, said at Monday’s Engineering Faculty Council meeting that most educdators feel engineers’ skills could be better utilized if a shortage of professionals did develop. He also said he believes there is no immediate problem. When asked to reply to the Ministry’s letter by July, the engineering faculty decided that U W’s engineering faculty could expand to accept 160 more, or a total of 860, freshmen each year. This expansionalso would require an erigin’eering faculty budget in-

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The present position of the Canadian government towards the sad, events in El Salvador was made clear to Canadians when the Secretary of State for External Affairs, the Hon. Mark MacGuigan rose to speak against a motion on El Salvador which was introduced by the NDP on March 9, 198 1. The motion stated “that this house condemns the government for its failure to protest the American military intervention in support of the military junta in El Salvador, and calls on the Prime Minister in his talks with the president of the United States to urge an end to military involvement on the side of a repressive regime which denies civil rights and is fighting those who wish to establish a democratic government.” MacGuigan responded to the motion by echoing U.S. Government policy. He stated that “opinions may differ as to the character of the regime (the Duarte government in El Salvador), but not as to the character and motivations of those fighting against it.” He then quotes Robert E. White, the former U.S. Ambassador to El Salvador, as saying that “the ultimate enemy of Western civilization and of the U.S. in El Salvador is a Marxist-Leninist group dedicated to the overthrow of the government by force and the elimination of all U.S. influence from the region.” “The men with the guns,” according to Mr. White, “are committed Marxist-Leninsts”. The revolutionary op.* position in El Salvador has a much more complex profile than the Secretary of State suggests. It is Catholic, agrarian and nationalist in its very roots, but it also has strong Marxist, Christian democratic and social democratic trends, with militant students, and accountants, printers and bank clerks among others in its ranks.

MacGuigan continued, cared, who was killed because “Canada, like many other he found it intolerable that countries, welcomed the illiteracy in El Salvador would overthrow of the dictatorial affect almost half the popularegime of General Carlos tion. Four American religious Romero in 1979 and its workers cared, who went to replacement by the governwork so that infant mortaility ment of progressive civilian in El Salvador would not be and military leaders. This three and four times higher government adopted a numthan in any industrialized ber of social and economic nation. The leaders of the measures which it believed National Demoncratic Front would bring about needed cared who offered political social reforms. For example, it opposition along with politinationalized the banks and cal solutions and paid for it foreign trade. It also took with their lives. Jose Napoleon initial steps to introduce a Duarte, the president of El much needed land reform and Salvador should care. He who adopted other measures in an was tortured by the same thugs attempt to provide a governwith whom he shares power ment which would be more today, who was deprived of his attentive to the political, social electoral victory in 1972 by the and economic needs and same gorillas ’ with whom aspirations of the populatoday he offers free elections to tion.” a population that has seen its and sisters and The Secretary of State ’ brothers and mothers and spoke in high terms of the fathers children die, assasinated by present leader of El Salvador, Napoleon Duarte: “a res- the same death squads that are supposed to guarantee free pected Christian democrat who is widely believed to be the elections in El Salvador.” best person to lead a reformist government at the present In his speech to the house time.” The Duarte governthe Secretary of State conment, according to Mactends that the -Duarte governGuigan, “has pledged to turn ment is hindered by“extremist over 40% of the land to small opponents on the left and landowners, to proceed with right.” other social reforms, to hold MacGuigan’s use of the free elections in 1982 - three “Extremist left and right” years earlier, I might add, then formula is in direct opposition the leftist regime in Nicaragua to the documented evidence of - and to grant amnesty to leftthe legal aid office of the wing guerillas”. The Secretary Archbishop of San Salvador, of State certainly gives the which places the blame for the impression that Duarte cares deaths of thousands of for the people of his country. innocent civilians on the It is interesting to contrast regime which MacGuigan MacGuigan’s words with attempts to absolve. those of Carlos Fuentes, a He places great credance in leading Mexican novelist, w,ho the U.S. Government white recently asked himself the paper published in February question “who cared about El 23, 198 1, which indicated that Salvador?” the U.S. Government “had In. answering his own obtained incontrovertible question, Fuentes said, “I shall evidence that massive atell you who cared. Father mounts of weapons and Rutillio Grande cared, who military equipment had was killed because he said that been provided to the revolupoverty is not the will of God tionary forces in El Salvador but the greed of a few. by a number of socialist block Archbishop Oscar Romero countries and funneled

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These weapons, according to MacGuigan’s reading of the white paper, were “of western origin, presumably to disguise their source - some of which had been specifically identified as being U.S. weapons left behind in Viet Nam”. MacGuigan states “We have no reason to doubt the evidence which is also accepted as valid by many other governments.” In fact, the now-famous white paper has proven under scrutiny to be contradictory, and is far from being a convincing document. Questions have been raised about the very authenticity of the supporting documents. One of the startling realities that emerges from these documents is that they simply do not support the U.S. administration’s charge that El Salvador is being subjected to “indirect armed aggression by communist powers”. One document used by the State department to show communist aggression actually contains evidence to the contrary. The white paper also completely ignores the fact that the Salvadorian guerillas are obtaining many of their weapons from the international arms market. As in most liberation wars, a large portion of the guerilla arms also comes from the U.S. compliments of the local militaries that the U.S. has armed. MacGuigan concludes his address by saying that “sheer outpourings of moral indignation are not much help. They may ease the conscience but they do not advance the solution.” He dismissed the NDP motion as acalculated attempt “to create tensions between the government of Canada and the government of the United States, which will not add one iota of practical assistance to the real sufferers in this issue, namely the people of. El Salvador.” The Secretary of State’s statement closely parallels U.S. government policy by emphasizing the viability of the current Duarte regime, when the regime is in fact relatively weak, unpopular and internationally isolated. By downplaying the responsibility of the Duarte regime for the excesses being committed by security and paramilitary forces, by exaggerating the positive impact of current reforms and by por-

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traying the opposition forces as Marxist-Leninist terrorists unsuitable or unwilling to engage in constructive dialogue, and by underestimating the domestic legitimacy and international support enjoyed by the opposition forces, he is deceiving the House of Commons and the Canadian people. U.S. Secretary of State Alexander Haig could not have done a better job. While Prime Minister Trudeau has made much of Canada’s role as a champion of third world nations in upcoming dialogue between North and South nations, his position on El Salvador becomes yet another indicator of a weak Canada which consistently parrots the U.S. government line. Canada has missed another opportunity to take a leadership role in international affairs in an issue which is more than just a “matter of conscience.” In international rhetoric, nations which are geographically located in the northern hemisphere are the rich developed nations - the U.S., Canada, the European nations and Japan. Nations which are located in the southern hemisphere just happen to be the poorer nations in economic terms Central America, Latin America, Africa, and Asia. Secretary of State MacGuigan, in stating the Liberal

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government stand on El Salvador, takes a position which differs from the leading spokepersons from nations representing the south. By his failure to support the NDP motion, MacGuigan separates himself from the presidents of Mexico, Venezuela and Costa Rica, all of whom call for the U.S. not to supply arms to the Duarte regime in El Salvador. The Mexican president warns Washington that “neither stability or justice in this hemisphere will be served by elevating the civil war in El Salvador to an East-West confrontation.” The president of Venezuela warns that no one in Latin America “wants to repeat the painful experience of U.S. intervention.” And the President of Costa Rica claims that “excessive military aid would ultimately weaken Duarte and other civilians in the Salvadorian government.” Students would do well to protest the position taken by the Canadian government on the El Salvador issue by writing to Secretary of State for External Affairs MacGuigan and Prime Minister Trudeau, even I’f it is “sheer outpourings of moral indignation.” After all, in the history of humanity there have been moments when moral indignation has brought about needed change.

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OFS drafts constitution A draft constitution andby-lawsfor the Canadian Fedoration of Students (CFS) Ontario wasformulatedat last week’s conference of the Ontario Federation of Students in Toronto. CFS, Ontario willsupersede OFS as the new provincial student union. Introducing the package at the-first workshop on restructuring, Barb Taylor,bFS Chairperson, pointed out that it was “very much like the OFS draft constitution. ” The constitution starts with a lengthy preamble which reads: “We, the students of Canada, recognizing the need to speak with one voice in asserting our legitimate needs and concerns, wish to express our support for one national student organization whose basic aims will be as follows: 1. To organize students on a democratic, co-operative basis in advancing our own interests, and in advancing the interests of our community; 2. to provide a common framework within which students can communicate, exchange information, and share experience and ideas; 3. to ensure the effective use and distribution of the resources of the student movement, while maintaining a balanced growth and development of student organizations that respond to students’ needs and desires; 4. to bring students together to discuss and co-operatively achieve necessary educational, administrative, or legislative change wherever decision-making affects students; 5. to facilitate co-operation among students in organizing services which supplement our academic experience, provide for our human needs, and which develop a sense of community with our peers and other members of society; 6. to articulate the real desire of students to fulfil1 duties, and be accorded the rights of citizens in our society and in the international community; 7. to achieve our ultimate goal - a system of post-secondary education which is accessible to all, which is of high quality, and which is nationally planned; which recognizes the legitimacy of student representation, and validity of student rights, and whose role in society is clearly recognized and appreciated. “In consideration of these needs, students from throughout Canada met in October, 1981 to found the Canadian Federation of Students, On-

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Only student unions application has been made which have held successful before December 3 1, 198 1, in membership referenda or are which case the trial period will planning to hold membership be three years. So far, there are referenda are eligible to be- several prospective members come _ members in CFS, On- in CFS Ontario. tario. Further: “If a local student Students (referred to as association becomes a pros“individual members”) are pective member while it is still tario/ Federation Canadienne represented in CFS Ontario by a member of OFS, CFS Ondes Etudiantes.” their student unions(knownas tario may accept payment of (The founding conference members”). The the prospective membership * “voting for CFS will be held in October voting members have the fee by the OFS on behalf of the in Ottawa; if passed by the choice of holding referenda for local student association. No plenary at that time, the draft full, prospective or associate part of the CFS Ontario fee by-laws will become CFS’ membership. will be charged to the local Ontario’s by-laws.) Full members of CFS Ontario student association for as long According to Taylor, the must become members of CFS as OFS continues to pay fees.” preamble and the following Simply put, it is possible for and CFS Services - (formerly statement of purpose, as a a student union to be a Assocation of Ontario Stushow of solidarity, are exactly member of both OFSand CFS dent Councils, AOSC). The those of the national organfee for full members was set in Ontario; the fees paid to OFS ization: are just transferred to CFS the by-laws as $7.00 per full“The Canadian Federation time student per year (with a Ontario. of Students, Ontario/ FedThe fee for prospective provision for an equivalent eration Canadienne des Etudproportional amount for partmembership is ten per cent of iantes exists to perform the the full membership fee, extime students or shorter following functions: local terms), $3.00 of which is the cept for small-budgeted 1. to further the goals of the Ontario component of the fee. student unions, for which it is Canadian Federation of At the moment, Carleton is two percent of the full memStudents, Ontario/ the only institution which has bership fee. The criteria for Federation Canadienne small-budgeted status will be passed a successful referdes Etudiantes as outlined set by the CFS Ontario endum for full CFS memberin the Preamble; plenary in the form of a ship. 2. to represent, promote, and Prospective membership is standing resolution. defend the common in“a membership of limited dur“A local student association terests of Canadian postation.” After a period of trial may in some cases apply for secondary students; full membership rights and membership, a full member3. to promote and support the responsibilities in CFS Onship referendum must be held. interests and activities of Prospective members can tario without applying for democratic student organbe accepted on a motion from membership in all the other izations in all provinces the local student union, but CFS Ontario components for and at all educational inwhich it is eligible. This partial only if that union has not been stitutions in Canada; membership is called associate a full or prospective member 4. to bring post-secondary membership.” for at least two years. students from all parts of Associate membership (inThe trial period allowed for Canada to discuss and take tended as a “short-term measprospective membership will common, democratic posure by which a local student be two years, except if an itions on questions af’ v fecting students; 5. to represent Canadian students in the federal level of decision-making and to do so by speaking on their behalf with one united voice; 6. to formulate a national programme that will serve as a framework for coordinating the efforts of representative post-secondary student organizations throughout Canada. This programme will summarize a long-term strat745-8637 egy for achieving the objectives of students in post259 King St. W., Kitchener (Across from Kresges) secondary education; will I describe general ways of reaching those objectives; and will be revised periodically as new objectives and approaches become appropriate; ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST MERETTA 7. to do all other things that Spectacular Featuring an all star cast are incidental or conducive sets and costumes to these purposes.” The by-laws outline the process by which members may be admitted into the organ-

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The Structuring CommitjZtee-of the Ontario Federation -of Students (OFS) has dusted off the record books and taken a good look at all the old policies. The examination is part of a program that is for. mulating policies for the nearly-founded Canadian . Federation of Students, Ontario. OFS records date back to 1973, the year after the organization was founded. . A forty page document, prepared by the committee, was submitted to OFS as Appendix III of the Committee’s report. Containing summaries of 350 separate motions, the appendix is the most up-+&date, comprehensive list of OFS policy yet developed. \

gorization of motions, and the format of a Statement of Principles and a Policy Manual. Local responses are expected to ‘be returned to the Structuring Committee by November 15,198l. The Committee will then discuss all the submissions, and formulate policy for the new organization. The final statements will be brought to the founding conference of CFS for adoption in January. The policy motions of OFS include:

,Accessibility

Moved th.at OFS/ FEO: Calls for universal access to Post Secondary, School 2Education (PSE); actiontobreak down social and .economic disadvantages; recognize PSE ,as an essential service. (1979 r The Committee recom- j State.ment of Principles) mended that the policies be Demand that the Ministry discussed by local student of Colleges and Universities unions; who will suggest ad(MCU) do further research on ditions; deletions, ; the cate- - Tutition-Related Incidental

Fees (TRIF’s), including_ their impact on accessibility. (1980) Endorse the demand for a French University in Ontario so as to give Franco-Ontarians the right to PSEin their 0 wn language. ( 1980)

Admissions Policv Asks all universitiesY to abandon general admission exams (GRE, ‘LSAT, MCAT, GMAT, etc.) and develop fair and effective methodsinstead (1978). Do a research paper on transferability of credits. and present it to MCU with a demand’that they resolve the inconsistencies in this area. (1980) _ Call fo f the abolition of differential fees and enrolment -quotas on international students. (1979) r

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Support the repal of all antiabortion laws. (1973) Advocate that all students have the right ofaccess to birth control, abortion, and sterilization without any restriction. (1973)

Boards of Governors (BOG) College Members approach required municipal councils for support for full student representation on college BOG’s, by urging Council of Legions (COR) to create student positions and by appointing as one of their members a student appointed by the college student union (1978). Urge members to protest to MCU and Davis its decision to bar student representation on college BOGS. ( 1978)

Capital Punishment Oppose ,in principle capital punishment and express this view to the Federal Government and the media. (1976)

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Demand free public child care as a right and not contingent upon a means test. (1973) Call upon MCU to allow post-secondary institutions to fund and allocate space to complete childcare facilities. (1973)

Civil Liberties/ Human Rights Recognize gay lifestyle as positive, healthy; affirm its support for the gay movement; and endorse the 13 point programme - of the Coalition for Gay Rights in Ontario (1977). Call for the abolition of current laws concerning the use of “soft drugs.” (1977) Condemn Montreal, Toronto Dominion, and the Canadian Imperial banks for loaning university and SU’s money to South African Government; and members remove OFS/ FEOfundsfrom these banks; members urge universities to do the sameand inform students re this issue (1977.). -

Condemn by letter the secret trial of Peter True and the use of the Official Secrets Act to this end (1978). Call on Ontario gdvernment to adopt a rating system permitting distribution of all films except those depicting the actual or implied death or maiming of an actor/actress. (1980).

Demand by letter . that Canada break its economic and diplomatic ties with El Salvador junta and oppose US and all other intervention in El Salvador(1981) -

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Confidentiality Demand that confidentialfiles be made available to the student; but to nc one else beyond the institution without his/ her consent. (1973)

Democracy in PSE and OFS/FEO Urge members to establish formal procedures for appointing and/ or electing 50% student membership to all governing councils and c-ommittees. (1973) Call for four out of twelve Ontario Council on University Affairs members to be students. (1974) Recognize that the current decision making process in PSI% and MCU is ad-hoc and undemocratic. (1979) Supports the right of all PSE employees to unionize. (1979)

Discrimination/ Human Rights Reject employment discrimination against foreign -students. (1973) Call for an amendment of the Landlord and Tenant Act to. prevent discrimination against students. (1973) . Endorse Ontario Human Rights Commission’s recommendations to include sexual orientation and physical disability as prohibited grounds for discrimination in the Human Rights .*Code;. urge government and Opposition leaders to support this stand. (1978) Believes that PSE should be universally accessible, not discriminating on the basis of age, race, creed, national origin, sexual orientation, marital status, political affiliation, or ability to finance an education; and supports affirmative action to counter such discrimination. (1979) Call for self-determination for native peoples. (1979) Support Canadian Union of Education Workers (CUEW) Local 2 in its efforts to have the use of “900” series SIN numbers identifying international students stopped. (1980) Give its’moral support to the October 4th Toronto demonstration against the establishment of mKu. Klux Klan offices in Canada. (1980) Express by letter dismay and anger to any Canadian PSI which encourages Ian Smith and other racist speakers to appear on campus. (1980)

Elections As a priority, educate and mobilize . PSE students in riding, efforts. individual (1975) Feels in the context of a provincial election, that students have a responsibility to support the education platforms of parties or candidates which is most in accord with OFS/ FE0 policy. (1977) As the voice of all Ontario studnets, endorses no party or political platform other than that adopted by the student movement. (1979)

Employment

Call for full employment for all Canadian residents as the first economic priority. (1976)

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Oppose any differential in minimum wage based on any criteria. (1975) Oppose labour without payment as part of the curriculum. (1976) Oppose the view that improved apprenticeship is the sole solution to unemployment or a substitute for a high quality Ontario PSE system. (1978)

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And members send messages to the Central Government Committee and Premier Davis in support of Bill 3 (equal pay for work of equal value). ( 1980) Endorse an autonomous student press - free from government, administrative or student union direction being responsible only to the

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Opposes any non-academic political or criteria (i.e. sectarian) which restrict academic and/or research work. (1979)

abilities for all tenured faculty every five (5) years or when strong student demand for such a review occurrs (the lesser of 33% or 100 studentsin

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press for proper security, run educational campaigns on the subject, sponsor self-defense workshops for women and con-sider setting up rape crises centres. (I 980) Members pursue the establishment of sexual harassment grievance procedure on their campuses (with committees composed mostly of women); run local educational campaign on the subject; seek funding for the NUS/ UNE Sexual Harassment Survey and send women to the Organizing Skills Workshop. (198 I)

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Members research and publicize the extent of rape and sexual assault on campus,

Recommend to the Canadian Government that it propose the idea of a global referendum on nuclear disarmament to the UN General Assembly. (1979) Support the Toronto Islanders in their fight to preserve their neighbourhood; call on Metro Council to end its eviction attempts and avoid leases to those who undertake to live year-round on the island for two years in only one lot; re-assign open leases on their criteria; and call for Provincial intervention , if Metro does? grant leases. (1980)

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Financing Demand &at the Ontario government publicly reject any Federal move to implement cutbacks because restraint destroys innovation, equipment, the flow of new ideas and the accessibility to PSI facilities. (1979)

Housing Censure the practice of discriminating against single women, students and separated married women in‘ housing and advise members not to advertise or distribute information about such housing. (I 973) Call for the Ontario Government to undertake a comprehensive study in consultation with the OFS/ FEOinto the need for student housing, including the quality of living conditions and the availability of such housing. (1974) Believes rents should be deterinined by income and not by the “free” market. (1975) Accept in principle rent controls. (1975)

Labour Support the workers (US W Local 6500) striking against INCO in Sudbury and demand that the Canadian and Ontario Government’s prove that tax deferment policies are actually meeting their objectives. (1978)

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Part-Time Students Encourage PSI’s in Ontario to provide services on a “nineto-ten” basis ( 1976) Endorse the concept of quality continuing education. (1976)

Planning Recognize the need for long-term industrial strategy for Ontario, lobby the government to develop such; press for the inclusion of education as an integral part of such, which would centre on economic and social planning for the growth which provides jobs at decent wages with a0 increased standard of living and quality of life contributing to cultural and social in Ontario. development (1980)

Quality of Education

Establish as a first priority the issue of quality of education in Ontario PSI’s with first priority goals the maintenance and improvement of the quality of education and universal accessibility. (1975) Oppose a merger of MCU and the Ministry of Education at this time. (1978) Believes the, basis of highquality education to be: good

Demand elimination of current OSAP summer savings requirements in favour of realistic evaluation of student resources and allowances for those unable to find work. (1974) Call on MCU to guarantee that interest-free interim funds be available to those students waiting for OSAP applications delayed in processing. (1977) Northern Affairs Committee to do a study of student living costs so as to pressure MCU to implement a regional cost of living allowance in the student alloance (SA) plan. (1979) Call for: student and living allowances which meet the cost of tuition, academic materials and living expenses and are indexted to the conand are indexed to the consumer price index; SA which recognizes independence at 18 years of age and extends through all years of study; grants not loans; democratic input into SA; SA allowances for the needs of married, parttime and single parent students. (1979)

Tenure Support significant mem. berships on appointment, pro-

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Con$any” which manipulates volcanoes to free precious elements. and minerals for the use of the sky gods. They are systematically _ / the_ earth, and have been doing so for .gutting _ _ /. ‘thouSands of years. , In4943, physicist Enrico Fermi WAS at\a They created man, interrupting the normal dinner party:-he suddenly looked around.and evolutiotiary sequence to introduce the Neanasked, “Where !are they?” Fermi was working ’ derthal and then, later, the Cro-Magnon. They , on a tap-secret project (the atomic bomb) at created the primitive civilizations of Egypt, the time, so his companions humoured him by China, South-America, and the Euphratesand asking, “Who?” Fermi replied, “The ExtraTigris. These civilizations remained stagnant 1 .ter.restrials.” q for many hundreds of years, showing that they Fermi was a great physicist but a lousy ,were serving th’e purposes of the sky gods. gtieSt. When Egypt started to free itself, after many years, the sky gods introduced the wheel and Robert Clay Brand has an anstier for tha; the chariot to help maintain the status quo. question, and it is the basis for his book, They eat things, you see. Just like you or me. Twilight of the World/A Judgement of the That’s why two-thirds of all produce was taxed Gods. The answer seems plain enough, in these early societies, to give to the sky gods, familiar to all of us who have paid any attention td eat. And he asks question like, Where are all to Erig von Daniken. The Extraterrestrials are the bones? Over a hundred billion humans here, all around us, even nay. have walked the face of this earth, over four Brand has taken a leaf from the book of billion are alive today. Where are all the bones? Sch&nan (who ticovered Troy) and. has Shouldn’t we be hip-deep in them? And what de&led that all’ of the similarities in myth and happens to the blood? legend around the world indicate some Every human body contains litres of blood, fotilidation in truth. The gods were aliens, and and almost all bodies ‘today are prepared for they are here. burial by draining that blood. -This mea+ that the aliens are using the @&t’s a&ot of blood. Where does it go? earthafoi their own purposes, wHatever they It’s given io the sky gods by the quislings, the rnav be. And he wastes no time in telling us humans who have sold out for temporary what those purposes are. we’alth and riches from the sky gods. And The aliens -. or sky gods, as he refers to these? quislings are everywhere . .‘; all religions them - have formed the ‘yorldwide Mining Twilight of the World: A Judgement of the Gods Robert Clay Brand CIa&tar - -.,

In May of this y&r Imprint wrjter John McMtiilen reuie’wed a paranormal “scien.ce” book that had been mailed to the newspaper, unsolicited, by it’s author, Robert C!ay Brand. After receivinga copy of McMullen’s review MY. Brand fet sufficiently, insulted to reply in Writiitg and set the facts straight. ” Brand’s letter appears ‘unedited. The’ review is ’ reptintkjfor thqse of you who missed it*fhe first time. :

William Ockam himself was a paid propagandist for Ludwig (Louis) IV as well as being the vicar for the Franciscan Order “after” -being excommunicated by the pope. However he did state, and your reviewer might well have listened, “The multitude, as a rule, is in error.” Your reviewer might alsp ask hi.mself why.. I

*’ Ati$ust 23,4981 reviewer even though -there ‘.. Thank yo; for the review of are’ few intellectually inqtiis: tiy1Tbncfic&n b&k; Twilight -itiSe wble today -Fhhb will Aithotigh y&r r&iewei- will ‘of the World, A Judgement a&kept as final, neatly packprobably nob understand, I do __ of the Gods, which appeared aged statements based solely agree with his final statement in Impiint on May 22, 1981. on the ‘?%putation” of the that it is a, “Hell of a world’ , y However, it is a shame that speaker. In this respect I where you can’t trust clouds.” “Goih _ _go”tir’ ?eviewer,’ suggest that your reviewer - With respect to his, “RorMcMullen”, had such little check the ridiculous stateschach test applied to the respect for the ancient ments made by the “repentire world,” I suggest ,your writings of the world that he utable” politicians, royalty, reviewer read all the volumesfelt compelled to disagree with ichurch hierarchy, scientists, of Carl Gusta; Jung and then them by the old tried and true scholars and journalists (and take a secbnd look at Herman method of using stereotype duly printed and distributed Rorschach and his ‘inkblot’ expressions which have long ’ by the publishers to the diagnostic test. since lost their significance. In exclusion of all others) proshort your readers deserved voting the witchcraft craze “Gosh McM.uHen” will learn better than they received. (which resulted’in the death as he goes through life what Ockam’s (sometimes sp’el- and disappearance of hunany “grey eminence” anywhere iri the worldlcould tell led Ockham, . or Occam) ,dreds of. thousands of inhim today should he bother to Razor seems to have an overnocent people) in Western riding acceptance by your _- Europe 1500 - 1650 A.D.. inqure - that “ignorance is

serve the same &d; all knights and monks are part of these orders; and they have control of our communications. I’m going to ‘quote the next paragraph, because here Brand descends ipto what I call, in my own quaint way, paranoia. This look? like a Rorschach test applied to the entire world. Even stranger things are happening with photography. Highly placed people, sports figures, models, etc., have their pictures taken, and the finished photograph reveals, on close \ examiniation, the same animals and gods of the sun god, as ifan artist had pain ted them. Generally there are more than one, on the face, hair, body and clothing. Almost all the photographs distributed by the AssociatedPressand United Press International show these identgication markings (look for yourself), as do photographs published by Time, Magazine, Miami Herald, La Nation in Costa Rica, and the New York Times, among many others. If these animals and gods found on the photographs are not the resuli of th film it would strongly suggest a secret communication society or network operating on a worldwide basis. With a setup like this the quislings in the organization of the sky gods here on earth could instantly recognize other members and/or receive instructional messages. ” Very strange indeed. Although not the way that Brand means it. Let’s talk for a minute about some of the points he brings up. Almost all books of this type are based in part on “gosh-numbers”. Numbers like point-five, one-thirty-seven, two-thousand-twenty-five. Point-five is the

angular diameter in degrees of both the moon and the sun. Gosh. One hundred and thirty-seven .is Eddington’s fine structure constant, which turns up often in nuclear physics. You can do other things with that one, too. Twothousand-twenty-five is the sum of the cubes of the integers to nine, as well as the square of I their sum. Gosh. In this book, Brand has fun with 1,296. Gosh. I find it most wonderful that humans have done as well as they have. I think that it insults Occam’s razor to bring in sky gods or alien conspiracies. The ancients were as smart as we are. Maybe more so. Bodies decay, even the bones. All things come to dust. As long as the sun keeps shining, all the mineral and nutrient cycles can continue, breaking down and building up. I don’t think that there is any mystery about what happened to t’hose hundred billion people. Say - did you know that the violin has no ancestors? It just appeared, wherever it appeared, in its present form two or three hundred years ago. Now, if I were to say that an alien brought it to earth, that would be laughed out of the K-W Symphony. But Brand’s writing style is almost as disjoint&d as my own, and the book suffers from it. The reader is immediately plunged into Brand’s view of the world; there is no argument here, only sledgehammer blows. Either- you believe everything, or you put the book down, fast. (There is a third choice, invoiving masochistic book reviewers -.) You can order the book, if you want to read it. Myfavorite sectionsare: Whv thecloudsare artificial, and The future. of the’ world. It’s published by Claystar in Costa Rica, and I’ll give jlou the address if you want it. Hell of a world where you can’t trust clouds. John McMullen ,

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and so on, or one couple behind another) and very similar to each other. The movement was contained within the feet with a padding or chugging motion, toe-heel or stamping. The rhythms created via bells (as the moccasins were silent) reminded one of sleigh bells. The dances were differentiated by the songs sung or the rhythm played, but the dance steps were not specific to each dance (ie. such as

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when one hears tango music, one dances the tango). In this instance, everyone did whatever steps they desired - or created new ones. That is why there was very little uniformity in movement in the seven dances performed. However, there is pleasure to be had in dancing together on the same beat as was shown in the “Smoke Dance”. The men of the group danced in a circle, covering more distance than previously, and

You could’ve Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Amer*ica and all the ships at sea. Where were you last .Friday night? Wherever you were you most certainly weren’t at the Kent. It never fails to baffle me -people refuse to pay $4.00 (count ‘em), four measly dollars for live entertainment. And no less than three bands. These bands aren’t the kind you‘ll find on the highschool-circuit either. These are honest-to-goodness artistes playing origimaterial for your nal listening pleasures in an . intimate atmosphere. And yet some people bitch at paying $4.25 to see onehour-and-forty-five-minutes of coloured shadows reflected off a wall in the form of Friday the Thirteenth Part 2, Body Heat, or some other trash that oozes out of that Great Meat Grinder of the South Hollywood. And besides, you can’t drink beer at the flicks. And besides, again, You’ve seen Frankie Venom four times or more at five or six bucks a shot. So I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why someone wouldn’t pay four dollars to see DV8 (formerly The Guard Dogs), The Rheostatics for their final appearance, and L’etranger (a really big name band in any other city, but no, not KW). It was practically a giveaway at that price! Anyway. The stage exploded with DV8 in the tightest set they have ever played. Kip on lead and vocal was superb, Paul on bass, vocals, and trumpet was great, very charismatic, and Elliot on the drums, well like I said, you just had to be there. And they were the warm-ups. They played a strong set of original material including Dirty Jungle Friends, a favourite of many local fans, in which Kip plays bass while Paul vocalizes and blasts on his trumpet. DV8: - tight, hard and fast, strike one. Next up were The Rheostatics, playing in their final gig because of an impending and somewhat unavoidable split. They were the most pop-ish of the three groups and I found them a bit lacking in the attitude department, but others found them enjoyable. The dance floor was constantly full despite the fact that only 83 attended Friday’s show. The Rheostatics played a long set of very polished songs and could have opened at many other clubs. They were also very professional.

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And they were the second warm-up band - strike two. An extended intermission took place in order to accommodate L’etranger and their tight schedule. The one set that they played is the most energetic, frenzied and electric ever played, under the conditions. The Conditions: L’etranger opened for the Dead Kennedys in Toronto, in near riot conditions, less than two hours earlier. (They were pelted with garbage, bottles, and spit by the first two or so rows in the audience shortly after violence broke out over ’ some of the spectators neonazi affiliation.) Two of L’etranger’s members played while suffering from the flu. The drummer was struck in the head, while opening for the DK’s, with a beer bottle. The band then piled into cars and buzzed over to the Kent to play. All in all, quite an amazing set of circumstances, and good reason for any band to come on looking at least a little flat or ragged. The incredible irony is that L’etranger were as fresh and energetic, or even fresher, than a multitude of other bands playing their first set. And to top it off they played past the bar’s 1 AM curfew. Musically, they seemed to have roots in the early Clash style, which is good. L’etranger offered a strong message of solidarity in all their songs. A message of awareness, a message of outrage and frustration - a call to action.

The lyrics weren’t inherently rebellious, like those of the 60’s, although there was one tune originating from Buffalo Springfield that did set an anachronistic mood of protest. The songs were usually very sardonic, dashed with bitterness and sarcasm, and deep with social and political meanings, and all very original. After the show it was revealed (in conversation with some of the members that they were trying to point out) that, all too many young people in Canada look to Great Britain as source of influence. And that they ignore the life they’re living while assuming the social and political problems encountered in Britain. They (L’etranger) found it ludicrous that there should be skin-heads in Canada where there are virtually none of the problems encountered in the English culture. It seems to be strictly a case of mimicing without thought the fashion which makes its way over in British underground publications, while forgetting about a more realistic existence within the bounds of their own culture. Blending this philosophy with their own music and energy L’etranger ended the evening with a powerful set of tunes that had theaudienceon their feet. So L’etranger played an encore. There you have it There you have it; DV8, The Rheostatics and L’etranger for $4. And they did it all once more on Saturday night. Strike three, you’re out. Dan Ayad

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performed the steps as a group-and at a quicker pace too. The bands of bells around the knees produced a lovely harmony, complementinglthe melody created by rattle, drum and voice. Their costumes had colourful headbands, some eagle feathers, and stylistically different shirts and pants (the material was deerskin) to illustrate the different clothing of various tribes of the Six Nations. The women wore white costumes with long slender strips flowing from shoulder, waist and hip down to the ankle. Everyone had beaded patterns on their costumes. The many piecesof clothing, while decorative, also had significance. For example, the headband and sash are always tied to the

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right side - the side to the outside of the circle. This is derived from the moon, its course (counterclock-wise) and its c cyclic nature. (the circular floor pattern) However, when someone dies, the death ceremonies dictate that the sashes will be tied to the left, and the circle will travel clock-wise. The moon is traditionally construed as a feminine symbol and as such, influences the native social structure. According to Sky, the clan mother is decisive in determining new chiefs. Labour is divided equally and without regard to gender. This is reflected in the social dances. Whoever wishes to lead,, may; there is.flexibility in what steps can be done; there is very little segregation or fragmentation;

Monkey-King I sat spellbound through their performance at the Centre in the Square Tuesday evening. I was assaulted by vibrant, elaborate colourful costumes. I was awed by acrobatics of the highest calibre. And I was amused and delighted by the actors whose facial expressions and movements transcended the language barrier. The Troupe performed “The Adventures of MonkeyKing,” taken from the Chinese classical novel “Journey to the West” by Wu Cheng’en. In it, Monkey-King, the hero, visits the Dragon King and steals the Sea-Fixing Pin. The Dragon King complains to the Jade Emperor and an attempt is made to capture the mis-

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the dance can begin and end at any time. Sky sees these social dances as being an important element in the preservation of native culture. As a means of bringing native people together, interacting and entertaining each other; dance is a prime mover. Dance music and song will keep the culture alive-and he hopes this kind of social occasion will combat the pollution of native children by the white society. Sky also sees his performing group as a means of destroying misconceptions, providing insight by one culture into another through words and through dance, and finally - making an audience fall in love with a two-year-old scampering across the stage. Chris Bauman

. spellbinding chievous Monkey-King. The attept fails and Monkey-King creates havoc in heaven bv

stealing the magic peaches, drinking the Empress’ wine, and downing the entire Elixir of Immortality. A majestic acrobatic war results, and Monkey-King emerges victorious. With highly symbolic, styl-

ized dancing and acting, the Opera Troupe created a very realistic and interesting story. The costumes, mostly versions of Ming Dynasty dress, were breath taking arrays of pinks, greens and blues, elaborately embroidered with dragons and monsters. The simple sets and realistic weapons (impressively brandished in acrobatics) were very effective. The show was enthusiastically received by the less-thanfull house, and the Troupe responded to their standing ovation with much the same enthusiasm. The Tianjin Peking Opera Troupedeservesa warm welcome on this their first North American tour. Patricia L. Shore

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Grand Series Opening for the K-W Symphony with Orchestra London, Canada. Alexis Hauser, Conductor. Janice Taylor, Mezzo-Soprano. 8 p.m. Centre in the Square. $10.00,$12.50,$15.00, students/seniors, $8.00, $10.00, $12.50. Artistic Endeavours presents The Five (from Pittsburgh). Upstairs at the Kent. $3.OOat the door.

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.UW Arts Centre presents Fred Penner. 1 p.m., 3:30 p.m. Humanities Theatre. $2.00 children/seniors. $2.50 others. UW ArtsCentrePresentsAnElephantinmyPyjamaswithJohnBayasGrouchoMarx.8:OOp.m. Theatre of the Arts, $9.50; students/seniors $8.00. Federation of Students, Board of Entertainment presents Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark and the Spoons. 8 p.m. Bingeman Park. $6.50 Feds, $7.50 others, available at the Fed office, CC -235. Artistic Endeavours presents A Certain Ratio (from England). Upstairs at the Kent. $6.00 advance, $7 at the door. Grand Series Opening for the K-W Symphony with Orchestra*London, Canada. Alex Hauser, Conductor. Janice Taylor, Mezzo-Soprano. 8 p.m. Centre in the Square. $10.00, $12.50, $15.00 students/seniors $8.00, $10.00, $12.50.

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Free Noontime Concert featuring the Austin String Quartet with Pianist Kenneth p.m. Humanities Theatre. World ‘of Dance presents Dancing to Delight with Gabby Miceli and dancers. Humanites Theatre. $2.00 admission.

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renaissance that has seized Britain recently, they make music that is accessible, warm, danceable, and human. Their secret lies in using conventional melodic structures to escape from the cold, sterile image of electronic music, and their willingness to add conventional instruments (guitar, saxophone, bass) when it suits the music. They’re not the first band to see past the novelty trap of using a synthesizer to make silly noises, but they’re the most successful, spawning a host of imitators (of which Depache Mode is probably the best) and even influencing older bands (as witnessed by the Human League’s “Hard Times/Love Action” EP). Their second album, Organisation, was released less than eight months after their selftitled debut, and - yet another rule broken it is even better than their first. Influenced by groups like Joy Division, OMD have produced a more emotional and evocative sound, an evolution from the essential simple-heartedness of their earlier work. Enola Guy, one of the best singles of-last summer, is the obvious winner here, but the rest of the songs check in within a couple of listings. The lyrics are more ambiguous - it takes some time to realize that Errola Gay is about the bombing of Hiroshima, or that Stanlow is about an oil refinery near London which enhances the subtle colourations of the music. Souuenir is a sample from their third album, due to be released shortly. Like many OMD songs, it combines a pleasing, almost classic melody with an unconventional treatment. That’s the appeal of OMD: they’re close

enough to the norm to avoid scaring away the novice, yet far enough away to be unique. OMD is appearing at Bingeman Park on October 3; for the concert they will doubtless add a rhythm section. The music of A Certain Ratio, like that of many of the obscure yet worthy bands that frequent Factory Records, is very difficult to describe. It’s percussion-intensive, shot through with staccato brass phrases and guitar, and there’s a hint of funk in the bass lines. Their best and cheapest work is to be found on the Facus 4 1%inch, with four songs that come a bit closer to acknowledging their debt to funk than their usual work. If their album (produced impeccably, as always, by Martin Hannett) lacks a certain focus, it’s probably because the band are too intent on artistic effects to worry about their audience; after all, their publishing company is titled Movement of the 24th January. How does an orange taste? I can’t tell you; you have to experience it. No information about the band appears on any of their products, so it’s unsure how much of their sound will translate onto the stage; still, their show is likely to be interesting, and certainly eminently danceable. Unfortunately, they’re playing at the Kent the same night as the OMD concert. Give it consideration if you lack transportation. Finally, we come to John Otway. My first impression of this madman occurred at the Cure concert last month in Toronto, where he was the opening act. Otway and his sidekick Wild Willy Barrett took the stage, wearing electric guitars, and proceeded to trash their

way through such classics as The Green Green Grass of Home, and House of the Rising Sun, as well as self-penned songs like Beware of the Flowers (‘Cause I’m Sure They’re Gonnu Get You Yeah). Barrett provided most of what little musical talent there was, alternating between frantic chording and intricate soloing, while Otway provided the insanity, gradually ripping his shirt to shreds, smashing mikes together for percussion, knocking over the mike stands and kicking the roadies who came out to right them, doing impromptu somersaults while still playing. After that entertainment, the Cure were downright boring; we left after four songs. Otway appeared at the Police Picnic also, and judging from the reports, was forced to retreat under a barrage of sticks, bottles and stones. In a small club he quickly earns the laughter, if not the respect, of his audience. After seeing him, it’s surprising to learn he has four English albums and a domestic compilation. Listening to them, one can easly discern the same sort of satirical pop tradition that characterizes other Stiff artists like Wreckless Eric and, to a certain extent, Nick Lowe. Such gems as “She walked into my life like a train walks into the station” aren’t serendipitous; there’s definite talent here. You may not be convinced, but a John Otway evening is a definite must. Either you’ll love him, in which case you’ll want to see him again and again, or you’ll hate him, and have a great time throwing things and booing. He’ll be at the Kent October 9th. Prabhakar Ragde

Storm Warning tour lights up small but enthusiastic audience

I don’t know why I like Charlie Brown. Sure, I went through the stages of Linus, and Snoopy, but really I like Charlie Brown. Of course, Peanuts now is nothing like it was in the mid-sixties, when I started to read it. Remember Lucy’s little-known facts? Remember the interminable battles with the Red Baron? Remember the Failure Face? The strip seemed more like a “people”strip, rather than an “animal” strip. Snoopy and Woostock and Spike and the Cat Next Door hadnot yet takenover. Those were the days when Snoopy’s doghouse had a Van Gogh in it. Nostalgia strikes. So the musical You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown is coming to the Humanities Theatre on October 9. Rather than get loaded, I think I’ll be there to see it. Again. It’s fun. It’s nice. It’s warm. They (the publicity flaks) say that the National Theatre repertory company is wonderful and marvellous. I think they’re very good, but further deponent sayeth not unless I get to see them. There’s only one show, and it’s such a good show that I suppose it justifies charging $8.00 for students or seniors (or, I guess, student seniors) and $9.50 for outsiders. The seats are reserved. It’ll be fun John McMullen

The creation of Murray McLauchlan’s new album, Storm Warnings, shows a dramatic alteration in the composer’s musical values. McLauchlan gave the audience a taste during his performance last Thursday at Kitchener’s Centre in the Square. Although the auditoriam was only half full, those who came saw a man whose musical values have altered drastically with the creation of his new album. The team-up with producer Bob Ezrin, who also worked with Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, and the force of his group, the competent, powerful Lincolns, has given McLauchlan’s new music much more impact and accessibility than previous efforts. McLauchlan’s did several songs which have been popular in the past. The Lincoln’s R&B version of Whispering Ruin worked well and Hard Rock Town became riveting rock n’ roll with the dyanamic sax work of Earl Seymour.

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The band went backstage midway through the show, leaving McLauchlan to perform his new single, If The Wind Could Blow My Troubles A way and the -pod-_ ular Farmer’s Song, among others, on his electric piano. The time at the piano allowed a comfortable intimacy to develop between performer and audience and precluded the moment when McLauchlan strapped on his cherry red

Gibson and called back the band. McLauchlan then let loose playing music from the new album. The singer snarled Desire into his mike, mocking the money mongers and slamming funk into the ears of people McLauchlan accused of “eating too much apple butter.” They must have digested the apple-butter because the audeince reacted

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Body Heat, like most porn flicks, never generates the passion its title promises. This Fred T. Gallo production, written and directed by Lawrence Kasdan and starring William Hurt and Kathleen Turner, is an uninteresting and implausible study of love and murder. . \ In the middle of a Florida heatwave hapless lawyer Ned Racine (Hurt) meets sultry, bored and married Matty (Turner). Racine’s lust is provoked by matty’s long legs and heightened by the knowledge that Matty’s rich husband is rarely home; the two initiate a “hot” romance. As this affair wears on it becomes apparent that the two are in love - but the only thing between Ned, Matty and true happiness is Matty’s fatcat husband (suitably played by Richard Crenna). The two lovers scheme: murder is the solution; her husband’s will, the reward. As in films with a similar plot (ie - The Postman Always Rings Twice), complications arise after the successful disposal of the rich husband. Racine’s plan is foiled from an unexpected quarter and the rest of the film deals with the unwinding of thisimplausible, ironic twist. This

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“twist” is hard to swallow in all its complexity and the film suffers as a consequence. Hurt’s performance as Ned Racine is not thoroughly convinving; it is hard to believe that he really loves Matty and even harder to believe that this incompetent lawyer could even contemplate murder. Hurt lacks intensity; Nicholson, who played a similar role in Postman, more ably portrayed a man driven by lust and love to murder. Turner, as Matty, is alluring, but wooden. Unmemorable dialogue robs her role of any lasting impression. Also, I am sorry to say, the sexual heat intimated by Hurt and Turner early in the film (Matty to Racine in reference to a spilt snocone on her blouse: “Why don’t you lick it off?“) never reaches any intoxicating height: the dramatic moment of “shattering” conquest is laughable instead of riveting. Body Heat is a disappointment; if you seek true sexual delirium&d murderous cunning, see The Postman Always Rings Twice. Body Heat, by comparison, is like an obese, sweaty jogger. Body Heat is playing at the Cinemaand the K-W Drive-in.

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with his fellow performer Raffi. He is a 33 year old Winnipeg native whose grandparents were among the early Mennonite settlers in Southern Manitoba. His work with children evolved in an interesting way. He began performing in the ‘60’s as a folk artist, but always had a special interest in children’s music. “I have a retarded sister named Susie,” he said, “and I found that music was one of the best ways to communicate with her. She gave me the insight into the purity that is a child’s soul and she sparked my interest in attempting to communicate throughmusic.” Fred took a job working with severely disturbed children at a residential treatment centre in Winnipeg. It seemed only natural that he use his per-

best children’s album, and concert appearances in such centres as Victoria, Toronto, Vancouver, Hamilton, Cal-, gary and even Goose Bay > Labrador . This year, Fred Penner has released a second children’s album called The Polka Dot Pony in which the “cat”comes back again, and he is working on a children’s televisionshow with CBC Winnipeg and performing at festivals and concerts for children across the country, some double-billed

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forming abilities to communicate with them. The connection was made. Playing music for children is a great responsibility in Penner’s mind, as the actionsof a performer can leave an indelible impression on a young child. Perhaps the best way to sum up Fred Penner’s involvement with children is in his own words. “Children begin as pure beings; music isapure, universal language; therefore, children understand music intuitively.” Fred Penner is definitely a talent to watch. Tickets for the shows are $2.00 for children (12 years and under) and senior citizens, and $2.50 for everyone else. They are available from the UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre. I

Bergman’s Marionettes unimaginative, kitsch Ingmar Bergman’s 1980 film, From the Life of the Marionettes, which played at the Gorge Cinema in Elora for two nights, seemed like the perfect choice for a thoughtprovoking film. It has, alas, proven an unimaginative and pretentious kitsch.

painfully groping for depth and profundity. The accused speaks, his psychiatrist speaks, his wife speaks, and mother, and a gay friend, all speak and speak. All try to help find the reasons for the murder, but in the end, we know only that they are all a group of thoroughly miserable The film is an investigation people, and that there are-no into the motives for a prosclear reasons for their unhaptitute’s murder. Lest we miss piness. The strings of their the fact that this is an inlives are so very tangled; and vestigation, and a bit of clever invisible, yet omnipresent fate symbolism escape us, Bergcontrols it all. Which, of man . includes captions imicourse, leads us to the tating in tone and appearance, ’ “marionettes” of the title. Oh, a typewritten police-report. how clever; oh, subtlety! The film’s conclusions have Sven Nykvyst’s camera been running through phil‘treats us to : . . you guess it: osophy for centuries, the very intermir&ble close-ups. of faces. The ‘faces <‘speak torimage of man as a puppet is far from new. One wonders, just rents of images and symbols

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exactly why is Bergman trying to create another stale icon. To someone for whom this film is a first encounter with Bergman, it is - with its closeups, fades into white, and pseudopseudo-Freudian, Jungian symbolism - at best an illustration of his style. To those familiar with Bergman’s idiom, this is a pitiable selfparody: everything in it has been done before, and done better. It is a dubious virtue to consciously pursue originality, but it is indeed commendable to remain silent when there is nothing new to say. I demand this from an artist of Ingmar Bergman’s stature. Wojtek

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There were some Warriors who left Seagrams smiling last weekend, a whole band infact. Waterloo’s infamous band was perfectly justified in its post game mirth because they stole the show. Faced with an organized band, one majorette zqnd,? ,perma-smiling cheer: leaders @he, prep-pep squad) the Warriors band persevered, squashed those purple preps like-& many grapes. Wonderful. * As soon as the Westerncrew took the field there ws an obvious clash: they had uniforms, yep, real ones; purple cardigans, big white W’s, little hats. We had golf shirts. Their

team banded instruments were gleaming, ours were dented. They had a majorette complete with baton. Our band9eader directed with a plunger (what couth!) They even had extra pokier a squad of cheerleaders (rah! rah!) and a frat. They had rhythm, they had music but we had- bettei. Wi= had guts. We had presence. We yelled lohder. . The Warriors b&d refused to be outdone. Waterloo let the Mustangs band on the field just before performing the showstopper: they stopped Westerri’s show by marching

right through the purple lines. The Warriors band was however, gracious enough to give Western help on a few tunes.. . even if it was help in another key . . . or two. No prep outdid a Warrior. Throughout the afternoon, when cheerleaders hit the dirt mrore than ballpl+yers, the= band continued it’s valiant assault refusing to be stifled. No doubt who stole the show. No doubt who the real university -(with an alternate school song) is. This is the stuff that student lampooning was born of. This is not London’s finest hour. Keep up the good work, Band. Sorryabout this, Molly.

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Watching Western’s Mustangs in action against the Warriors last Saturday it’s very easy to see how they got top billing in the OUAA this season. Fielding a team with

The same Kirkley who scored first for the Mustangs was good for three more touchdowns and Mark Dubrees was good for the other. All touchdowns were con-

sing game similar to Western it will be a wise investment. “Our team needs a lift,” said Coach Delahey; obviously the injuries have left the Warriors in dire straits.

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Only half of the teams entered in the women’s soccer tournament braved the frigid weather conditions to play in the tourney held at Columbia Field on Saturday, Sept. 19.

for Notre Dame and one goal each for Rachel Olds and Sue Jany for the Phantoms. The Greballers opened the socring in the final game on a goal credited to Sandra Lovesy with much assistance from a Phantom defender who wishes to remain anonymous. Then the Phantoms struck on single goals by Kathy Morrow, Sue Janyand Rachel Olds to make the final score 3_1 in favour of the Phantoms. The members of the Flashing Phantoms, who, until the morning of the tournament had not met one another, are to be congratulated for the good team effort they showed. Barb Cotton

In the first game, the Greballers shut out Notre Dame 1 - 0 on a goal by Melodie Flook.

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verted by Kevin Rydeard. One If they are prepared to play a passing team by Saturday they more field goal from Rydeard and Western was done, leaving a final score of 38 - 7. The Warriors however are still plagued with injuries. Along with those men already out of play, they lost Pail Kacso with cartiledge and lig- . ament damage (he may be gone for the season) and Soccer is a game of skill. quarterback Stan Chelmecki The handful1 that turned who may be suffering from a out to witness the Warriors shoulder separation, a partial first home game on Sunday separation or a bad bruise. In was treated to a pathetic any case the injury is severe display by both the Warriors enough to cause the Warrior and the Laurentian team. line up worry. The first half can only be Coach Wally Delahey said described as frantic, with both he was, “Pleased with our teams failing to display any of running game, if our passing the pre-season training they’d game would only meet our received. running game.” The teams lacked consisHe was not so pleased with tency in their play; their the defense against Western’s passing and control of the ball passing game: “Guess what was far below standard. The we’ll be practicing this- week.” game rapidly disintegrated into a free-for-all; free kicks to Since Guelph (who Waternowhere, fouls of the grossest loo meets next) plays a pas-

The Warriors Water Polo Team have made clear their intentions for the season. The offic’ial season started with two wins in as many games at Western University on Sept. 26. The first game against Western started out very evenly, but with veterans Mike Oberemk and John Saabas’ com-

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bined eight goals, the team picked up momentum to win 13 - 8. The second game against York University took even less time for the Warriors to take a comfortable lead. The win of 15 - 9 was lead by team captain Steve D’Lon and Oberemk who each scored four goals. Sabaas also made a

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In honour of Waterloo’s homecoming (and its twentyfifth year at that) the Athletic department is hosting an alumni game Saturday at 2:30. Returning for the game will be: Paul S kouron, ‘72 Ed Dragon, ‘73 Stan Talesnick, ‘69 Charles Chambers, ‘75 Jim Commerford, ‘79 Ted Darcie, ‘78 Ron Graham, ‘79 Lorn Johnson, ‘69 Phil Schlote, ‘76 Paul Bilewicz, ‘73 Steve Chris, ‘67 Tom Kieswetter, ‘73 Don Larman, ‘76 Steve Garrett, ‘80 Jaan Lanniste, ‘72 Leon Passmore, ‘79 Bill Rose, ‘73 It’ll be a good chance to see some old Warrior back on court.

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wip kicking and nature, melees at th? goalmouth. Towards the end of the first half the Warriors right wing began to display the faintest traces of what can be called strategy. Macfarlane, Haung and Hirano were able to get the ball down the right side of the field into the Laurentian half of it. That was most ofa the problem solved. The play having been developed couldn’t have been carried througti; the rest of the team not being able to find the goal. In the dying stages of the first half the Warriors were at last able to find the goal, the already being down the field, the baI1 was picked up by Coughey who scored a simple goal, the only one of the game. l In the second half, the warriors returned a slightly more organized team; there demajor contribution with his _- was a more systematic velopment of an attack. The three. Other goal-scorers were substitution of Burn and Niall &cMillan, Kevin DuForster had a tremendous guay, and rookies Dave Noel effect on the Warriors game and Stan Denhoed, all with both players extending themone each. selves and creating many A commendablejob of goal- - scoring opportunities. tending was done by Rob Laurentian’s team was comWimhurst, who just this pletely outplayed in the second season switched from a forhalf, the team not being able to ward-wing position. feed their star forward, HackThe team played an ex--- ett. Inattempting to thwart the hibition tournament in TorWarriors attack they resorted onto, September 19 against to tactics that can only be York, Queens and Royal described as ‘barbaric. I can Military College. In all three only hope that as their stangames, coach Lou Wagner dard of. play improves they concentrated on playing the would have less need to resort new players. This was one of to the blatant ferocity exmany reasons the Warriors hibited on Sunday. lost to York and Queens. The The Warriors have the powin against RMC was well detential for a good team, but served, and started a momenthey must concentrate on the tum that is continuing. rudiments of the game: ball The Warriors will be playcontrol and proper passing to ing at Waterloo on October all players. 3rd. They can be seen inaction The raw talent is obviously at 12:00,2:00 and 4:00 as they there; as the season proplay Western, McMaster, and gresses it is hoped that the Toronto respectively. talent will emerge. Nadine Simonis D. Massiah

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incredible depth (playing without five starters they still did a hatchet job on Waterloo) they came with an offense whose passing game was as smooth as clockwork and an unrelenting, defense. In first quarter action Waterloo looked good. No doubt aboE that. Not only did the Warriors hold Western back, they broke the ‘Stangs for the first seven points courtesy of Rob McArthur (35) who ran the td and Stan Chelmecki (15) who converted it. Early in the second half Western saved face on an incredible 76 yard run by Mike Kirkley. For the rest of the game, Western simply ran up points. By the half they were up 24 - 7. At this point silough, Waterloo looked like they might recover. Hitting on Grace (12) and McArthur, Chelmecki almost maneuvered them into a scoring position but somehow, they-just couldn’t get a break.

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Notre Dame again ended up one goal short ii the seconh game by a 2 - 1 margin. The victors this time were the Flashing Phantoms, a team which was comprised of individuals who wanted to play in the tournament but didin’t have a team on which to play. Goal scorers in the second game were: Janet O’Connor

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At the York Invitational Tournament, the Athenas put their first team line-up together. The competition proved to be too explosive for the inexperienced Athenas. “We have only 5 returning veteran players and so this weekend was designed to test the standards of our team.” “We lost all four games on the scoreboard but each game was a different story than the scoreboard outcome. We were in all of the games until about the last 20 minutes of the game.” The Athenas lost 6 - 3 to York, the defending O.W.I.A.A. champions, lost 3 - 0 to the University of Iowa, 3 to Western lost 4 Michigan University and lost 4 2 to the University of Toronto.

Ruggers In rugby action last Saturday the -Warriors went up against the Brock Badgers and finished far ahead, 46-O. The Warriors, coming back from a surprise defeat by Queen’s the previous week, rallied early in the game and never let up. With the first try coming only five minutes after the opening kick off, the team had a confidence not evident in their skirmish with Queen’s. The initial score was quickly followed by eight more; one each for P. White, J. Allen, G. Boire, A. Porter, J. MacDonald, A. Stone and D. Kirby. White was good on five of nine conversions - the low percentage attributable to dif-, ficult and gusty winds.

“Our primary goal ,this weekend was to test our defensive structure and to find the right combination for ourselves,” said Coach Judy McCrae. The team had 17 goals against and 8-for. “I think I saw what we need to focus on for the next week of practices prior to our league I am encourcompetition. aged as many of the new players have some raw talent but their skills need fixing that, we can get better at.” There is little doubt that the Athenas will face tough cornpetition this weekend as the first 0. W.I.A.A. Tournament takes place here, at Columbia Fields, 10:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday, October 3 - 4.

win out As was expected, the game against the Badger Club was v&y physical. Two players were sent off the field when tempers flared and our own veteran flanker Chris Shelton suffered a broken leg in the first half. When asked how the team was shaping up this year player/coach White remarked, “This is one of the youngest teams we’ve fielded in recent years - almost half being in their freshman year. At the same time he added, “That the depth of talent in the spirit of the team is sufficient to mak thetn championship contenders.” Warriors take on Royal Military College in Kingston this weekend. Tim Wallace b

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The Delta 88 invitational The car was not one to drive whiIesleepy:an Olds Delta 88 Royale with power everything: air-conditioning, cruise control, and AM-FM stereo, it practically drove itself, so that one lapsed quickly into blissful reverie, broken from time to time by agentle nudge of the wheel to avoid some persistent obstacle and the occasional unvoiced question: why is thismachinefilled with women in vairous stages of somnolence and what am I doing driving it? Ostensibly, to avoid accelerator fatigue in any of the rightlegs belonging to the women0s cross-country team, but actually to cover them-ah-hah, I caught that thought, you with the open bottle of Carlsberg, maybe do a little un-covering too, eh, nudge nudge, wink wink? Your red-blooded Canadian masculinity feels, maybe, that this team offers blandishments second only the legendary qualities of the gymnasts, and that you))d give your eyeteeth to wander with impunity among that mass of lithe, exerting, panting bodies, that forest of straining thighs, rounded calves and firm, pouting Ah, yes. Those who cam)t do, write; and those who camjt write, write for Imprint. Too much of this libidinous style can be a Bad Thing. Better we jump-cut abruptly to the campus at York, filled with massive concrete objects trying to make a statement, of which one is the Metropolitan Track & Field Centre, in turn filled with hundreds of screaming munchkins winding down after their highschool events earlier in the day. Our Heroes - pardon me, Heroines - have to run 5.6 km over grass turned to mud by six earlier runs in the

drizzle, featuring, as all good cross-country courses must, a stream to ford at the threequarter mark. Miraculously, the weather breaks at the last minute for the second weekend in a row; there is even a hint of sun by the end. JCrha+to-say-about the-race its&X.did-n*jjt run it; and I was’ too busy trying in vain to compose within a camera viewfinder on the fly to gain more than cursory insights into what it))s like to run through all that. The course

was not nearly as picturesque as at RMC (oh, the breeze rousing the water to choppy waves as the runners coursed down that final hill and into the chute) but made upforit by being less hilly and windy. If you want further depth of knowledge, put on shorts and run three miles through the woods. This paper cam)t do everything for you. How to keep the girls from being mere statistics? I shall describe their smiles for you. Andrea Prazmowski (reserved yet unbegrudged) placed fifth, 1:3? back of Sylvia Ruegger of Guelph, who in winning the top spot set a course record. Lisa Amsden (unfettered) and Bay Brooke (calculated but winning) were 1 lth and 12th within seconds of each other. Ulrike Zugulder (not what one would expect from a/runner) and Pat Wardlaw (gradual and honest) were 19th and 20th. The other girls got their names mentioned in our previous issue; adjectives are available on request. Meanwhile, in simultaneous action, last week))s winner Lana Marjama was taking on the big guns at the Western Invitational. (Why are these runs always called Invitational or Classics? Cam)t someone come up with a new noun?) She placed fifth, a strong showing considering that the

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powerhouse Western team took the top four slots. The race was won by a Western rookie, Jenny Vanthof, which seems to make their domination of the Ontario Womem)s Inter-Athletic Association (OWIAA) championships even more assured. The Waterloo ‘A’ and ‘B’ teams placed fourth and sixth, respectively, York; the girls mentioned above would have taken second spot had they all been on the same team. But coach Alan Adamsondoes not follow the customary practise of forming strong and weak teams; he divides the girls almost at random, to minimize the destructive aspects of intra-squad competition and to avoid making choices that

classic marathon are not at all obvious. If present trends are any indication, Adamson may have to resort to supernatural means to cull the team to seven members for the Sudbury championships. Over the remainder of both weekends (the quest for a decent Sunday brunchery in the desolation of Kingston, the marsh run, lunch at Cafe Rousseau, the Turkish red and the New Zealand white, the Queen’s party, the Waterloo party, long Bridgeport-bent walks at three in the morning) it is best to draw a discreet curtain; for Our Heroines are only human, and to be human is to be divine, or something like that. So, as the sun sinks slowly into the west -

The men? Oh, yeah. ‘The coach of the men’s team, Les Roberts, destroyed their morale last weekend by locking his keys in his car trunk at the meet. They missed the picnic held on the floor during the awards ceremony, preferring to shower for some obscure reason, but showed up on time for the party that night and shot the sex-ratio all to hell for the early part of the eveing. Massive amounts of beerand a persistent tendency to sit in the dining room and talk shop prevented me from gaining the deep personal insights so necessary to an article of this nature. The men’s team has its problems. Still, I suppose somesomeone should say thing about them.

drive Their top finisher (3rd place) was Ted Murphy, a great entertainer, a great humanitarian, and a close personal friend for twenty-five years. Ted is a freshman, which means he’s enthusiastic as hell; he won last week’s McMaster race. In fact, our next two finishers were also freshmen - Tom Schmidt at 8th, and Rob Hardy at 12th. Combined with the absence of several veterans from this meet, this bodes wellforfuture events. Cal Drak and Bruce Harris rounded out the scorers. The team matched their last placing by losing second place to U. of T. by a single point. Queen’s was first with a little more than half their total. Prabhakar Ragde

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