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Shinerama boostS rivalry with Laurier by,Wsa Imprint

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Wilfrid Laurier University which raised $30,000 for Shinerama, is currently questioning Waterloo’s win. Any debate over a winner depends on what constitutes a win: total funds raised, or the amount raised per fresh, Beeckmans says Laurier probably raised more money per fresh than Waterloo did, and credits them with having a good campaign, especially since Laurier is a much smaller school than UW. “I estimate that we only had about a 55-60 per cent frosh turnout this year,” says Beeckmans. “I think Laurier, on the other hand, gets upward of 90 per cent of their frosh...The more people you get out and the longer they stay out, the more money you

collect for CF...1 really think that differently... if getting competinext year we could get $70,000 if tive means that we get more everybody gets out there for the fresh out there, then so be it, It full day.” just means that we are directing This year, as in past Shinethat energy in a positive way,” rama efforts, many IJW orientahe says. “There’s probably going to be tion groups participated in only half of this year’s all-day Satursome people in it just to beat other schools, and there’s probaday car wash. bly going to be some out because “It’s virtually a tie for the ac. tual day,” says Beeckmans. “As it’s a good cause, I would say for most people it’s a little bit of far as overall totals, we’ve blown them [WLU] out of the water. both, I don’t think there’s any They are 15 or maybe 20 thouharm in that, For a lot of people, (Shinerama] was personal, I had sand dollars behind us...It’s just that we put a lot of effort into people come up who said “I worked with CF patients over other areas to make sure-that our the summer” or “I have a friend totals for the day were high.” and those are the While it may seem that the b who has 0” Federation of Student’s goal of people who donated in my box,” beating Laurier in raising Shinehe went on to tay. rama donations, and the subse-f Beeckmans hopes UW will quent elation with doing so raise at least $60,000 next year clouds the real purpose of Shineand beat Western to capture first rama, Beeckmans feels this is not place in Canada. “We can do it. the case. There’s no doubt in my mind that “Each person is going to take it we can do it,” he says.

Demonstrators by John Mown Jmprint

staff .’ “Mr. McLean, we, the undersigned citizens of Canada, request that you take our petition to the government. We ask that the proposed child care act be dropped from the government’s agenda.” So began a petition delivered to the office of Wat erloo MP Waltgr McLean by the local group Mothers and Others Making Change. On September 9, approximately 30 protesters mardbe.d on Waterloo Town Square! Mall, where the NIP’s of-’ fiie 1~ %cated, to present their signed petition. . ,The petition stated that the pboposed federal child care act does ‘not create enough spaces for &ada’s children and does not set national standards for child care. Tax deductions, the group. said, do not help middle and lower income Canadians and do not give parents su’fficient choice in securing care for their children. The Mothers asked that the government of Canada make major changes to the bill or strike it from the agenda. Mr. McLean was not present to receive the petition though his office accepted a delegation of the protestors. Local federal Liberal cdndidate Steve Woodworth addressed the assembly outside the mall expressing concern that a 135 name long waiting list for day care placements at the Waterloo Region Health and Social Services committee office clearly stated the severity of the local situation, “Day care places are simply not available. Middle income Canadians are hardest hit in the present situation,” Woodworth said, “because they are not eligible for subsidies and can not afford the cost of licensed facilities.” Mr. Woodworth agreed with the mother’s group in their assessment of the proposed legislation, He promised a Liberal government would “cqnvert Child Care Tax Deductions to Tax ‘Credits because deductions he sdd benefit the wealthy more than middle class citizens.” A Liberal mandate would also “initiate reform of the Canadian Assistance Program to broaden eligibility for subsidies and to increase federal contributions to poorer provinces.” Woodworth also promised to encourage employer sponsored child care and establish a national child care foundation to

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IBookstore f ights illiteracy1

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starting August 2 nearly 60 enquiries have kept him busy. Most have been housing con-. terns, he says. He is trying to restart the campus mediation program which provided a method of dealing with a wide variety of on-cam-pus conflicts, particularly when they reached the point of communication breakdown. The service operated successfully in '85 and '86 but according to Erickson, it needs a full-time supervisor to give it “continuity and purpose.” Although the ombudsperson works with groups such as the Federation of Students and legal services, he attempts to act independently in the best int-erest of the student. Funding for the Omsbuds office is supplied from. the Graduate Student Association (GSA), the UW administration and the Federation of Students, The Ombuds office is located in room JSOC downstairs in the Campus Centre and can be reached at 885-1211 ext. 2402. “If you don’t know where to turn, hopefully I can help, Erickson points out. ,

handles

non-academic

problems ranging from off-camus housing, residence and loans, rl udgeting to emergency appeals on pub suspensions and

In the trench,es. If you have any problems on or off campus, then Umbudspereon Mstt Erickson is your man. The Ombudsperson is an “impartial, objective third party” prepared to deal with any academic or non-academic concerns. “This office is a first step in dealing with any’ problems+” the new Ombudsperson points out. Erickson was hired on a threeyear contract to fill the void left when Ray Owens passed away last February. A former Federation of Students Vice-President, and legal resource coordinator, Erickson has worked with previous ombudsmen. He feels the contacts he has made give him “experience that is unique to UW.” Among the academic concerns he dealswith are grade evaluations, OSAP fees, and tuition. He

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campus parking. As a first step, he often directs student problems to the proper channels. He can also explain what to expect and how to make the best use of those facilities. He admits that although the office of the Ombudsperson has good past credentials, “increased awareness of the office” is necessary. There are no publicity lans yet, but Erickson is consi Bering a poster and brochure campaign.

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Erickson feels lack of communication is a major problem in most cases he encounters. Misinterpretation of existing guidelines is also common. Since

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The University of Waterloo bookstore contributed five per cent of trade book sales on September 8 to combating illiteracy, Since 1986 UNESCO has annually set this day aside as World Literacy Day. The total donated was $145.80, compared to $133 last year. The five per cent donation does not apply to course books, since students receive a discount on those. The action was part of a concerted local effort to raise awareness of illiteracy in K-W. On September 8, the Waterloo Region Literacy Coalition [WRLC) set up information booths in the area malls, organized a Literacy Video Social at the Kitchener Public Library, and held open houses at the Cambridge Literacy Council and the Core Literacy Program. The WRLC was formed in the spring of 1887, and this year’s activiti’es mark the first awareness campaign of this scale. 1981 educational census statistics indicate that more than

44,000 adults in the KitchenerWaterloo area are functionally illiterate; the term refers to those over the age of 15 with less than a ninth grade education. The figures

do not include

those

with

higher education whose literacy level is lower than a ninth grade level. As many as eight per cent of university graduates are also considered illiterate. According to Ken Ledbetter of the UW writing clinic, approximately 20 per cent of students who write the English Proficiency Exam fail to satisfy their faculty requirements. Some faculties require a grade of 50 per cent and others re’qtiire 60 per cent.

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The illiteracy rate for the Kitchener-Waterloo region is among the highest in Canada. According to Barbara Saunders, Project Co-ordinator with WRLC, the large industrial influence in the area is responsible for this trend. The region has always been perceived as having abundant numbers of jobs, particularly light factory work, and has tended to attract less educated workers. The overall illiteracy rate for Canada is close to 25 per cent. According to Walter McLean, MP for Waterloo, the problem is not only an educational one: it is a cultural, social+ political, and economic issue. Illiteracy is a strong factor in the high school

drop-out rate - 30 per cent of Canadian teenagers drop out of school before graduating. Of.our illiterate population, 60 per cent are unemployed, and 40 percent are under the age of 45. Mistakes, low productivity, and safety problems stemming from illiteracy cost business an esti. mated $2 billion per year. According to the Canadian Organization for Development through Education (CODE) the number of adult illiterates has grown in the past 20 years from 760 million to over 814 million. If current trends continue, the number of illiterates is expected to exceed 900 million by the year 2000, CODE statistics also indicate that women -represent 600‘ million of the world’s illiterates; women constitute half the world’s population, are one third of the world’s labor force, perform two thirds of the world’s

working hours, head one third of the world’s households, and produce one half of the food consumed in the Third World, Yet women earn a mere ten per cent of the world’s income and own one per cent of the world’s propert y, There has been a world-wide attempt to address the issue; in 1985, the General Conference of UNESCO resolved that eliminating illiteracy by 2000 should be a priority for the international community and UNESCO. In this region, WRLC is currently promoting literacy by educating the public and providing a common resource bank for prospective learners. The Coalition is working on, establishing an information telephone line to provide up-to-date information on literacy programs in the area. In addition, the group is organizing fund-raising campaigns.

Daycare for UW tots by John Maron Imprint rtaff The Ontario provincial government has approved in prine ciple UWs plan to construct an on-campus nursery for the infants and small children of professors, staff members and students. The facility, which will accommodate 20infants and 15 toddlers to an age of two and one-half years, is scheduled to open early in 1988. The new facility will -help ease some of the difficulties parents encounter in locating decent care for their children while they attend classes or work on campus. The Ministry of Community and Social Services will contribute 80 per cent of the $170,000 capital cost while the university will provide the remaining 20 per cent. The province’s financial commitment will keep fees low as they need to cover only the operational costs instead of capital costs as well. The day care will be called the Hildegard Marsden Co-operative Day Nursery Inc. after UW’s first dean of women, who was a lecturer in the Germanic and Slavic Languages and Literatures department. Hildegard Marsden was chosen because she was widely regarded as a role model to women students with her involvement in the cultural, social, and recreational life of the UW campus from the ’60s through to the ’80s. She died

in early 1888. The

nursery

operations in people’s homes.” A board of directors will con-

trol the operation of the Marsden Nursery. “The board will set fees, decide on staffing policies, and on admissions policies,” says Brisbin. The board will be composed primarily of parents participating in the daycare. Other campus groups such as the Professional Women’s Association and the UWs President’s Advisory Committe’e on Equal Rights have joined Brisbin in pressing for the additional day care facilities on the campus.

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Brisbin has been the driving force behind the effort to acquire the new centre, ‘The need for it is very obvious,” Brisbin says. “There will be no trouble filling it through members of the university community alone,” she predicts. “Baby care is hard to come by in K-W. There are only 25 openings in the entire region apart from very small, private

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lished on a parcel of land adjacent to Klemmer House on UWs north campus, Five portables, donated by the engineering faculty, will be utilized to allow the centre to open early next year. Water, gas, sewage and electricity services are available near the site. The location also provides green grass for a play area and the childrsn will be far from traffic, noise and pollution. Chemistry professor and advi-. sor to UWs provost on academic human resources, Dr. Doreen

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Scocips plans greater product; variety by John Muon

be allowed to sell food items like pie but he hopes even more innovatione will be possible if the space problem can be solved. “I have many ideas which I would like to start,” he said, “but the space Scoops is allowed to use is very limited. Until I am given more area to expand into then my hands are tied. Many of theae conce ts are dependent on more room ii ecoming available.” Presently Guirguis faces resistance in his drive for more working space. The Hudson Bay Vending Company and Red Carpet Services pay an un-

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Scoops manager John Guirguis is predicting “aneven better fall term than the summer was,” but he faces a brick wall. Following the first substantially’profitable term of operation at the Federation of Students ice cream concession, Guirguis plans to intraduce more variety to his product line which he hopes will maintain the momentum as cold weather approaches.

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known sum per annum to locate nine vending machines in the campus centre next to the SCOOPS outlet. Guiguie wonders why so many are necessary partitularly when four machines offer identical products. A frozen yogurt machine, to be installed next week, will be the first of Guirguis’ innovations but he has to fit it into his limited space. The dispenser creates almost any flavor choice by blending a fresh fruit component with a yogurt bar. The manager lans to offer ten flavors but wou Pd ap-

biology

begins initiative

trying to find an efficient and economically feasible production method so that the product can be marketed on a reasonable The Biology Department at the scale.” Dr. Ward and Allelix are UW is presently developing working closely together during protot pes using fungi to pro? the two year research. period duce B iopharmaceuticals more which is partly sponsored by an effectively. Dr. Owan Ward and his co-workers at the UW have ‘. $800 000 grant from the National Research Council in Ottawa. embarked on a program to transA key aspect of modern bioform the initial prototypes altechnology is the ability to modready developed into full-scale ify cells so they can produce production systems. Developprotein products. A number of ment at Waterloo using filamentpharmaceuticals including inous fungi provide an effective sulin, growth hormone, and hesystem to produce human propatitis vaccine and also TPA tein products by genetic engi(used to dissolve clots which neering. cause heart attacks) are now Dr, Ward heads a three man made by this method. As there is team workihg on a program to no one universally ideal cell for develop an efficient production production, different method for the award winning i protein cells that best suit the characterfungal system developed by Alistics of the required protein l&x Biopharmaceuticals of Mismust be used. Insulin and “Allelix has already eissauga. growth hormone are currently done the ground research. We are made in bacteria, hepatitis vactaking what they developed and by Andrew

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Sccx~ps‘manager John Guirguis Frozen yogurt cones and new ice cream bars are the latest changes coming to Scoops. During the winter, Guirguis hopes to introduce hot pie slices with ice cream, ice cream coffee drinks and soda ice cream floats. Approval is required from UW Food Services before Scoops will

preciate advice and reaction from students in choosing what the list should contain. Guirguis expects to sell the new products at pricesaomparable to the current ice cream prices. He. guarantees his prices for frozen yogurt will be cheaper than those offered at TCBY in University Plaza -and in South Campus Hall. Asked whether Scoops should really earn a profit since the operation is student run, Guirguis stated, “Efficiency not price increases brought profitability to Scoops in the sumtier term and

we are using those profits to imc prove our services. Students honestly want more food options on campus and I am trying to provide a few.” He claims high volume purchases of specials, extended opcrating hours, and tighter management were the source of the improved profit picture, but he stresses the difficult nature of maintaining profitability as the winter sets in. He would like to break with ’ tradition and offer some products which will warm the bellies and hearts of CC rats.

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tine is made in yeast cells, and TPA in mammalian cells. The actual process of growing cells is referred to as fermentation. The two ear program is only three mont K s into its term and much research has yet to be comleted and most results will not !I e seen until 1990. As part of the

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,COMMENT

Wonderina how -you rate at UW? us--

Right now it’s not very popular to quote UW’s Vice-President Jon Dellandrea, but I’m going to do it anyway. Dellandrea is in charge of the University Development portfolio of / the administration. “I do understand the inevitable tension which arises when parts of the university receive more pubIic praise and attention than others.” Dellandrea’s words appeared in his letter to the university’s Gazette as a defence to criticisms that he was too private sector oriented. In the September 7 issue of the Gazette [one issue before Delandrea’s defence); UW President Doug Wright made a defence of his own. Wright had been caught in the middle of some heated debate which kindled after the president’s‘comments in the magazine Dimensions surfaced. Wright had stressed the criteria for success of faculty members was “how many businesses yoii own or are tied to.” In reading President Wright’s defence as he recalled the spirit of Waterloo 30 years ago, I was impressed with UW’s evolution in terms of the Engineering department; it’s one to be proud of, even if you are not in the faculty. After I finished reading the presidential catharsis, I wondered how UW’s other, faculties rate on campus. They must not rate well, I thought, since Dr, Wright did not pay any lip service to a liberal arts education at&!W beyond his statement, “There are many, many people who came along later who found this place a very amiable and comfortable place in which to work, to do both innovative and traditional things,‘: Dean of Arts Robin Banks assures that UW is only second to Queen’s University in attracting Ontario Scholars. As a graduate of Arts at UW, I interpret Dr. Wright’s comments as typical. Undergraduates on other campuses always find it difficult to believe students study something other than Engineering or Computer Science at UW. There is no evidence that the Needles Hall crew have ever attempted to reinforce that students outside Engineering and Computer Science are important; they seem to prefer to keep it a big secret. I do realize, however, that I was itispired to write this because, in Dellandrea’s sentiments, tension does arise when parts of the university receive more public praise and attention than others. I would submit a claim, however, that every student on campus ought to be able to consider themselves full members of the University of Waterloo instead of ‘as mere subordinates. Mike Brown

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Board Elections

Sept. 16 - 12:30, CC 140

LE!kUtorial Board

There is another side

Publicly funded daycare Once again the government is looking at services to “give” to the people. This time it is daycare which should definitely ensure the votes of parents of young children, It is well known that one of the quickest ways to make the general populace angry is to attack anything to do with motherhood or the maintenance of children. In spite of this, I am going to attack publicly funded> daycare. E. I am a mother about to become ‘a grandmother not from an affluent family. I have personally lived through many years of worrying about where the money for even the weekly groceries was going to come from. Now knowing where I am coming from I sincerely hope you don’t write me off as a Scrooge or someone who doesn’t know how difficult it is financially to raise a family. Daycare is very expensive and I know it is ‘a great financial burden on most young couples, and I know most yciung couples need to have two incomes to keep up with ‘ust the normal daily exSpenseK 1,owever, do you want to ay daycare for the rest of your E‘v& That b my opinion is what you will be doing if the government gets into daycare. When the government giveu any group or individual money, who is paying .the bill? - Every working individual in thirr country. It isn’t the individual politicians taking money out of their pockets and giving but rather+ them taking it out of your own pocket to give it back. When the government gete involved with any service doed it cod mor8 or kiti8 when you really look

at the service?

- Not

only

are

the taxpayers paying for the service, but they are noiv paying for who knows how many clerical workers, administrators, assistant administrators, and probably at some point consultants(after all every so often a study of the most obvious facts must., be examined such as “does this

country have children younger than school age who would use this service”). Another real consideration with regards to how much you will really be paying for this service is the fact the government is already working with borrowed money which would lead me to believe they will borrow more money for this service which will mean paying interest which will once again translate into higher taxes, When the government gets into any kind of service does it really improve that service? - I don’t believe so. Case in point, &&ario Hospital Insurance . Hdw many hospitals have closed since this came into effect? How long must people wait for what is considered elective surgery (this is any surgery other than emergency)? Why is the government now considering user fees? Did they intend that the people pay for somet,hing they would never use? Enough of these questions. I am certain you know my feeling about the government getting in-

volved in any more services. Unfortunately every time the government gives a program away everyone ends up paying forever. It amounts to making a purchase on Visa with exorbitant interest rates and never getting the bill paid. I am a firm believer that everyone who works and saves has the right to own a home as well as having the other basic neces-, sities of life. This is becoming increasingly difficult due to higher and higher taxes at all levels of government. If the giveaways don’t stop soon, there is next to no chance that the majority of your generation will have the opportunity to own your home. Although it is very difficult to pay as you go, that is still the cheapest method of payment and possibly the only way you as a our generation and definitely children have any hope o t acquiring what my generation have acquired. Don’t sell what I and most of my generation believe is your birthright. Vivian

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WPIRG vendettao the sditor,

other club or organization. So long as the WPIRG charge reOnce again it is the beginning mains on the fee statement, it is an explicit admission by that orf a new academic year, and once ganization that they do rely on gain I received a fee statement lighted with a charge for student apathy and ignorance, and could not survive without JPIRG, I &spect that very few eople know that WPIRG (Wasuch semi-fraudulent means of funding. ~100 Public Interest Research iroup) exists, much less what it Robert Tarr oes. The average person merely 3rd year Philosophy enci Ecojoks at his oi. her fee statement ‘nomics nd pays the amount on the bot- 1 3rn ii&, under the perfectly legtimate assumption that rhatever appears on the fee tatement represents that which e or she must pay. In this fahion, large numbers of people very term are duped into mak3g “voluntary” contributions to VPIRG. You do not have to pay the To the editor, VPIRG fee. You can cross it off our fee statement and deduct he amount from the bottom line. The name of God revealed to Moses on mount Siani was “I f you have already been duped AM.” Theologians throughout nto paying it, you can go to the history have pondered on the VPIRG office in the General Sermeaning of this. St. Augustine ices Complex room during the wished-that Moses had elaboirst few weeks of classes and rated and had given the key to [emand a refund. Ask yourself unlock the mystery+ He specuwhether you really do want to lated, howeyer, that it meant “I upport WPIRG, and whether ‘our after-tax three dollar conAM who am immutable.” It required the genius of St. ribution might not be better pent on some tax-deductible Thomas Aquinas to solve the harity which ou support riddle, His philosophy crystalor lven on a go0 B hot lunch for lized the understanding that “I rourself, AM” means that God is pure being or the pure act of existing. The means by which WPIRG saiees its money borders’on the To throw this into relief it can be said that all things that are not raudulent. By having a WPIRG :harge placed on the fee stateGod have being while God is

WPIRG was established on campus in June 1973 after gaining about a thbd of tbe full-time student body;8 buppart. The 4,000 student signatures wem considered to represent wida-spread support at the time. CKMS, the Federation of Students, faculty societies, and Imprint are other organizations which, through refermdums, are able to collect indirect fees: -ed.-

Existence and God The philoSophical debate

nent, WPIRG is afforded legitinacy which it does not deserve. So long as the WPIRE char@ bemains on the fee statement, the organization will be depending In student ignorance (people don’t know they needn’t pay) tnd student apathy (people :ouldn’t be bothered going to de-

nand a refund) for a large porion of their funding. If this is not .he case, then WPIRG should imnediately re ueat that its charge le removed 1 ram the fee statenent. They should rely on strictly voluntary contributions ?rom interested parties, like any

being.

Most philosophies . sences. That is, they

study esinvestigate

the meanings and definitions of things+ St. Thomas’ philosophy is a system of existence, which goes far deeper than essence because it transcends mere formu-

lae to reach mystery

of bein

the ontological itself.

The ancient p%ilosopher Parmenides was the first to understand the nature of being in itself, hence he was the first met a hy aician. This enigma is soPved by realizing that being has a fundamental two-fold a8-

pect: act and potency. Act is a state of actually existing and potency is a state of potentially existing. The concept of act and potency cannot be defined by any formula but can only be understood intuitively through m .I illustration. For example, it a metal disk is to be stamped into a coin, ,bef ore it is stamped it is in potency to being a coin. After it is stamped, it is a coin in act, The concept of act and potency

is the entire key to understand-

ing bbing and the key to understanding the difference between God and that which is not God. God is pure act while all other

things are a mixture of potency and act.

This

fundamental

con-

cept also refutes pantheism which holds that everything is a part of God. Pantheism can be shown as false if it is realized that if the universe contains potency, it cannot be pure act because potency and act are mutually exclusive. The interpretation of the divine name by St, Thomas is far richer than that given by St. Augustine, for the attribute of the pure act of being given by Aquinas’ philosophy of existence. Jim J. McCrea 4A Electrical Emginearhg

That volunteer thing sy Meg van Lclon Have you ever tried to define a ‘volunteer.” When you sit down 8nd t to create a definition, you may 7 ind out that coming up with one maybe difficult. Aczording

to Webster’s

Dictionary (lQ86), to volunteer is “to enter 3r offer to enter into some service of undertaking of one% free

will.” Volu&ers come in all shapes and sizes. The type of people who volunteer range from retired individuals to working professionals, through to students and houeewives. people get involved in volunteer work for a wide variety of reasons. The following are a few reason8 for getting involved as a volunteer. Volunteer work provides me with “real-life” ex eriences, related to my field oP study; it pro-’ vides me with work experience which will help in obtaining a

job in that specific area. Satisfaction is gained through working with and helping others. Someone in my family has this specific disability c)r problem, and I would like to work with this population. I have some free time and want to tr something new to 8ee if I will f ike it. The type of volunteer work available is unlimited within the Kitchener-Waterloo area. If you enjoy doing. fund raieing sctivities, the United Way or Big sisters are lookin for people; interested in bui f ding restoration? The Historical Sitesof K-W are looking for volunteers. Do you like writing or want to get involved in newspaper publishing, contact Imprint. If music is your interest, CKMS ia looking for people. Anyone wanting to get involved with kids, teens or ad&s who -have a disability,

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If you are interested in doing some volunteer work, don’t hesi‘tate to visit the Student Volunteer Centre in the Campus Centre, room 15OA. We are also sponsoring a fall volunteer fair to be held atarting Monda , September 19 through unti 9 September 20. The fair runs from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. d&ly in the Great Hall. Approximately 30 agencies from on-campus and within the K-W community, who are looking for volunteers to help them run programs will be there, Come on out and get involved, The volunteer opportunities are limitless.

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While industry, labour and the three federal political parties battle over free trade, the usually vocal environment movement has been very quiet. Why? The most probable reason is that environmentalists are used to working on their own specific issues and free trade transcends all environment al boundaries. To pin a definition on the environment is difficult and varies depending on who is doing the defining. For example, the economist may define the environment in terms of natural resources like -wood, energy, minerals and water, However, environmentalists view this as a very narrow definition of the environment and prefer the definition contained in Ontario’s’Environmental Assessment Act where the social, cultural and environmental impacts are included. There is a shortage of researchers both within the government and the environment movement in terms of studying the impact of a free trade deal’on the environment. There was also an absence of environmental representation on both Simon Reisman’s negotiating team and within the federal government committee that examined the free trade agreement. Canadian environment minister Thomas McMillan had no representation on either committee. For the,most part, Canada has had a number of business persons possibly acting by a narrow definition of the environment, conducting Canada’s free trade negotiations; And we have had no review process for monitoring true environmental impact. Also missing is a clear consensus of what is really up for grabs under this free trade deal. We all know free trade means much more than just the buying and selling of widgets and auto parts. According to Brian Mulroney, social, cultural and environmental programs have not and never will be at stake. But many Americans seem to have a different understanding. The U.S. firm DominionPitfield has stated, “Canada’s right to make optimum use of the arable land atid water sector should be up for grabs,”

This apparent confusion increases the difficulty in determining the over-all impacts of this free trade deal. Three of the more contentious iasues are non-tariff barriers, energy and water. Nontariff barriers are generally anything besides a tariff that could give a competitor an edge in the marketplace. Usually they consist of either government subsidies or legislation. Unempl6yment insurance benefits for eastern fishery worker8 could be viewed as an unfair non-tariff barrier. Canadian subsidies for reforestation, pollution control equipment, and switching from high sulphur to low sulphur coal could be viewed as an unfair advantage. The Ontario environment ministry has established legislation which govern8 what kinds of containers can be used in the beverage industry. It may be argued that this legislation gives an unfair advantage to returnable bottles of recyclable containers:, Also the Ontario program to control acid rain emissions (and rovide subsidies for control of acid rain) could be interprete cr by American8 az giving Canadian smelters an unfair advantage. According to some environmentalists, the situation with nontrade barriers has not been satisfactorily sorted out yet by govern-. ment. Things could also work in reverse. Because of the deregulatory atmosphere in the United States, Canadians may have a tougher time competing on par with the U.S. As a result, companies will be looking to streamline their operations. Becauee environmental policies inevitably effect comparative advantage by increasing costs, they may be the firat to go. Comparative advantage means that countries specialize in goods they can make best/cheapeat. The Ontario Chamber of Commerce has already suggested Ontario might have to relax tough new legislation [acid rain) to help local businesses to compete. This doctrine of comparative advantage may also lead to ruthless develo meti of Canadian resources such as minerals, because Canada R as always been a’ staples producer. This could mean irrevocable damage to the environment, Energy 8ources 1ikiCanadian gas and oil may also be exploited to the limit in order to supply the American market, This may endanger long-term Canadian supply. It is also not impossible to conceive of Ontario Hydro building more nuclear power plants in order to export energy to the United States. Regardless of the scenario, the free trade deal appears to offer the U.S. free and o en sccess to Canadian energy supplies. Water has also been tal Eed about in regard8 to a free trade deal. Canada’8 chief negotiator Simon Reisman ha8 been a central character in a scheme to turn lames Bay into 8 freshwater reservoir. The scheme entails building 8 sea level dike across the mouth of James Bay to divert its water into the Great Lakes where it can be sold as fresh water to the United States. There have been few references to the resulting impact such a diversion would have on local wildlife habitat and ecosystems and on the livelihood of.the 10,000 native people who derive their living directly from James Bay. Reisman has been a strong advocate of using Canadian water aa a bargaining chip at the free t,rade table. Reisman haa said, “I think they (the Americans) would go crazy for the idea. “It has also bean proposed that Canada use water exports as a means to gain an agreement with the United States on acid rain controls, The announcement by McMillan that large water diversion projects will not be acceptable to Canada does little to alleviate feara. According to University of Toronto Professor Frank Tester, “withwt legislation to back up the policy, it is useles8.”

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Did you know thtit one out of every four female children will be abused? Or that 84 per cent of rape victims knew their assailants? Maybe you knew that 51 per cent of grade school boys said it was acceptable for males to force their dates Ii have sexual intercourse if they had spent a lot of money on them. The sum being ten to fifteen dollars American. These statistics and many more come from a wide rage of studies including the Rode Island Assault Awareness Program and ti study based OP American college campuses. The stats were quoted by social worker Chris Hutchinson during a UW Police sponsored work. sho on sexual assault. &is Hutchinson is a UW grad with a BA and a MA in soci-

ology and is presently a social and raped. Kay felt it was safest worker at Community Justice In- ’ to cooperate with the appalling itiatives in Cambridge. Hutchindemands until she realized she son was not the only speaker in was not going to be permitted to the well attended seminar, Assurvive the experience. It was at sault victim Sharon Kay added a that point she fought for her life. shocking but true account of her The horrendous experience, sexual attack and made critical however, did not even end when suggestions of what to do to help she finally escaped. Sharon other victims, Kay’s life, like all other sexual Although it took courage for assault victims’ lives, was Kay to speak about her. attack turned upsi&e down. Continual she explained that education is questions and medical examinathe answer. Kay said the on1 tions followed without anyone positive outcome her attac % taking the time to explain what could have is if ahe can prevent they were doing and why. What other attacks from happening. is commonly referred to as the The young mother of two told three D’s is how most ‘women a clear account of *her story feel: different, damaged and which took place just over a year dirty. Kay was surrounded by males ago. She was at a local shopping mall on her. way out to the car at a very untimely moment+ Not once did she speak with a female when she was forced .at. knife police officer. It was strange ’ point to drive her car to the counmale officers doing the questiontryside’ where she was beaten ing and pushing for the cvmposite drawing to be done immediately. You have to make a choice that it won’t get the better of you, eyen though you go through stages of denial and experience suicidal emotions, explained Kay. From the minute you survive you are a survivor not a victim. ’ Kay’s assailant is still at large. After Sexual Aseadt is the title of a book available through the police. Kay firmly believes the book holds most of the

stop offering special attention because the worst trauma is still present. A good listener is always warranted. Boyfriends and Husbands can play an important role. It is important to maintain close contact with the victim to reassure that “It’s not your fault, and I still think you are great,” but at the same time you’ must give her physical space, explained Kay. People have different needs so these suggestions will not hold true for everyone. It is natural for s ouses and boyfriends to have !ii ealthy anger at the assailant but this should be released in the absence of the victim. Kay reports some changes she has made to prevent herself from walking into vulnerable situations, She does not spend time at the trunk of her car putting groceries or parcels in them and she has her keys in hand when she exits the mall, Kay parks out front near the doors and entrances, not off to the side. By walking in and out with a flow of traffic she is also making herself less vulnerable. Along with the helpful responses there are some unhelpful ones. It is not helpful to hear people suggest the offerider must of been mentally ill or drunk. There-is no excuse in the world which could give a person the right to commit such an offence. Comments like, “why didn’t you scream or fight back” are also unhelpful. The workshop which was attended rimarily b the UW Police an If Health an B Safety staff was very enlightening, interesting and very worthwhile. Watch fora very similar workshop to be

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Labour Day was the start of a ew lifestyle for Village Two l o8h. After Monday and Tuesay’s cheerleading sessions, the lnocent teen8 ehowed up wear1g yellow shirt8 and wristands for the quad stagger. ‘hanks again to Molson Brewer?8 for their thirty or forty kegs f support, The morning shift in the casteria inust have had a light clorkload due to the excess conumption of alcohol the previous ight. A rather unorthodox form f baseball took place Wednes,ay morning when outfielders ried to bounce pop-flies off their lelmets in an attempt to win, Iniividuale who missed baseball, .espite their wicked hangovers, uere better off than those cmtielders suffering near concusions, The late risers were onscious enough by late afterloon to attend the Fed’8 barbeque and enjoy movie night Lfterwards. No thanks to the orientation ommittee for rousing us early he next morning. The smart (or ired) fresh had a couple hours ‘leep while the early risers iweated over to the PAC and jack, We awoke in time for noonbaIl, greaseball, pyramid )uilding, and the strip. show, tioonball wa8 a lot harder than t looked due to the i.nexpebienced teams. Our quad played ‘irst and discovered that having wenty-four people pushing an iarthball from each side make8 ‘or a stationary-earthball, Some Bright university kid 8ugge8ted Ne lift the ball and bounce it iown the field over the o posi:ion’s heads. Sure- enoug R , the lew strategy resulted in a vic:ory. The announcer in the Molson motorhome persuaded approxi.nately thirty male fresh to strip LO their underwear to earn point8 For their quad. Hearing hi8 voice four human pyramids 3gain, rose from the crowd. Greased watermelon football was the next event on the timetable.

Needless to say, there weren’t any successful punts or fieldgoals. After watching t hi8 for ten I was invited by a minutes, greasy frosh to sub-in. I declined, wanting to keep an objective and ungreasy viewpoint. Evening activities consisted of a dating game followed by a live band at Fed Hall; both were excellent. Friday morning, fresh were seen wearing pajamas to breakfast in a last attempt to catch East quad. Thanks to North B for the wakeu call Friday morning. We might rl ave had a record six hours sleep if you didn’t show up. Please don’t play with the fuse box during exams, a8 most alarm clock8 run on electricity, The used book store is a good idea, but I think that a list of current stock would be helpful and 8ave students time and frustration, In the new bookstore, I found all my books but one. I located a clerk and inquired whether’ there were any left. She’d have to check with the computer, The computer aaid there were ten copies ordered. Many shrugs and gestures later, 1 found another clerk who was more helpful. After making unwilling donations to the Feds via the blackjack fables, ,,the scavenger hunt began. Waterloo PUC are probably still replacing road signs a8 we speak. Saturday also proved to be a bu8y day for the town’s hairdressers I went home for the weekend, but wa8 back in time to see why the orientation committee were carrying around camcorders all week, The Yuk Yuk’s were great, but why did that girl have four boxes of condoma? The firat day of classes went pretty well, with the exce tion of Calculus, I found out tR at I should have bought the aixpound book instead of the threepound one. What else can I say? They were right. Frosh week is undoubtedly unforgettable and possibly the best week in our lives,

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The Canadian International Development Agency (CODA) has been funding a UW program which is helping the bovernment of Brazil collect taxes more effectively. Professor Efrim Boritz of UW’s School of Accountancy is directing the effort. He has received $400,000 from CJDA to assist Brazil’8 national revenue department in establishing a series of computer auditing and statistical auditing techniques. Using computer-assisted auditing, tiazilian revenue department officials are now able to.decipher the computerized accounting entries made by any corporation under investigation. Asked about the innovative nature of the program, Dr. Boritz said, “We did not develop anything new but rather eerved as a catalyst to get thing8 going. We worked in a wonderful culture with people who were talented, motivated and committed but they were working in a difficult situation. We were able to help them break the resistance to change and rove the job could actually be s one,” Many large Brazilian corporations with computerized accounting practices had never been effectively audited because of the inability to manually proce88 the myriad of accounting entries. The UW team identified the Brazilian need,‘and using existing eoftware and the necessary personnel training, implemented a 8S;etem which could analyze millions of computer accounting transactions. Since the new methods have been implemented in Brazil, the

puter assisted auditing was in place. The leader of the first auditing team trained at UW, Silvana Souza Praca explained, ‘*Instead of verifying, the company’s books and other documents, we examined magnetic computer tapes containing all the account’

FIAT company, a major auto manufacturer, has been fined 5.2 billion million) cruzados for (approximately $20 eva, ding t axei dating back to 1985 i. The national revenue de partment stated profii ts by a 8er’ies of FIAT fiscal hidincenti, ves which were undetected until the com-

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and has been responsible for the development and commercialization of a range of large scale industrial fermentation processe8. He and his research team are collaborating with key Allelix scientists to optimize culture conditions for scale-up from laboratory through to production, “This collaboration is an expreseion of Waterloo’8 commitment to contribute, through innovative research, industrial interaction .8and technology transfer, to the development of the vibrant Canadian , biotechnology industry ,” added Ward. Alielix has sgent several years developing filamentous fungi as

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Oh y&ah, we were aware of them. Creedence Clearwater Revival, Alice Cooper, Led Zeppelin everybody’ really. We’re sort of a conglomerate of everything we’ve listened to, so we’re part country, part met-al (laughs], it’s hard to pin down, y’know? I like John Cougar Mellencamp, too.

Now let me ask you - is the purpose of Orientation Week to integrate fresh with the campus at large, ar to integrate the Icebreakers with the frosh? The Razorbacks’ outdoor show at Laurier la’st Wednesday night was yet another case of atirivate 1 party for the Icebreakers and their enlistees. Normally this wouldn’t be a major concern for anyone but when the band in question is The Razorbacks, not . exactly your typical frat house party band, you’re going to end up turning away a lot of irate people. At the cost of several digits and the promise of our collective firstborn, we managed to weasel our way into the show in the best Imprint fashion, and were treated to yet another rocking and riotous Razorbacks show. Replete with the requisite auctioneer banter of Tony Kenny, the screaming of drummer Don Dekoucha (ex of UW, trivia buffs), and JaiYhouse Joe Myke’s treatment of his upright bass as a piece of playground equipment’

the show had the drunken, limboing froshies whooping it up appreciatively for their raw blend of originals from Go To Town to infectious new shufflers and the coolest of covers, including the Gene Vincent gem, Who Slapped Joe. Jailhouse Joe Myke, that imbalanced bassist looking like one of Fred Flintstone’s bowling buddies, was so kind as to grant us an audience: Imprint: Haw did the record deal with WEA come about. Myke: I think we just wanted it. The speed of the success...

We put out an E.P. last February and from there we hooked up with OPM (other People’s Music) and they wanted to do an album and brought in Mr. Chris Spedding to produce it. They shopped it around to a few labels and WEA liked it. What wu it like to work with Chris

Spedding?

Excellent. We’re working with him on our second album now

and I’ll tell ya, every time I go in with the guy he just amazes me. He’s sort of thti essence of.rock ‘n’ roll, y’know? He’s on so many great recordings of the past -he produced the Sex Pistols demo that got them their big record. The Kinks, you name it, he’s done it and he really knows his stuff. Did he ever pick up the guitar the rtudio with you?

Yeah, he played with us on,the album. On one particular song, AlI I Need, Tony asked him to play a lead and he did. And he was on the keyboard on Can’t Keep My Baby In Shoes. That’s one of the few recorde with Chris on piano. when around butics?

did with

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Goofing around, yeah’ that’s a good way of putting it. (Laughs.) Really, when I started getting back into it. I was getting a lot of work as an electric bassist for a number of years -and then the rockabilly and bluegrass thing sthrted happening again so I went back to the upright -that’s what Ilearned on. My style came from my memories of old bands

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Geez, I don’t think we’ve ever counted ‘em. There’s a lot, that’s all I can say. We don’t have an exact figure ‘cause we’ll play one for a while and then we’ll drop it for a while and then come back to it. The ones we’re keepbg track of are our originals. (Laughs,) Those are the ones worth keeping track of. Ia the new album going to be all origin&

Well, we haven’t decided on everything that we’re putting on it yet’ but I’ll put it this way - 95% of the stuff we’ve laid down are originals. A few covers, too, but we’re not sure what’s gonna make it on the album. We’ll get together with Chris and decide in a month or so. Have you played much in the Statss?

in Nashville playing to construction crews. They &now what it’s about down there, they know where you’re coming from. Even the old folks. It’s dwayr seemed to me that Rockrbitly is M Americaa as music getr, and yet Europe and even Canada reem to be far more into it than the U.S.

Yeah, that’s true. We didn’t run into many hardcore rockabilly bands in the Southern U.S, just the older people would come out and say, “Yeah’ that’s the old rockabilly stuff, Sun Sessions,” I

went and rented a Santa CIaus suit

and all that. But the kids don’t seem to care either way, though we haven’t hit the heavy clib scene down there yet. That’11 be the proof in the pudding, I guess. Not a lot of venues down there, either, in Memphis and Nashville. It’s not the same as it is here. We’re very lucky to have so many places to play in Ontario. Have you been surprkd at your ruccwr?~ I mean, ClpNY hrs played you a lot and thefre not

exactly a rockabilly station. No, not really, we knew we had a good record there, but maybe the speed of ihe success has surprised me. Btit I knew that if we were given the shot it would go, At this point the interview was brought to a i:alt by Tony Kenny, watching the Jays and flipping out 3ver a Fred McGriff leadoff double: “Freddy! Another extra base hit! The guy’s incredible!” Joe declined to predict where the Jays will fin- ’ ish this year and T&y was waxing poetic about the proposed Don Mattingly for Feed McGriff trade so we decided t : sneak out before Jimy Williams made another bonehead move to spoil the nood mood,

We played a coupla shows in Buffalo, which was fine. Last year we went down to Tennessee’ Kentucky, Arkansas. We hit Nashville, Louisville, Memphis, those have been our only tri s down so far. Louisville thoug t t we were from Mars. (Laughs.) But Everyone else was great. We hit some of the downtown spots

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“Get up and shake your asses,” was the Randypeters’ Piet Botman’s invitation to a rather boring crowd last Wednesday at the PAC quad. Aside frdm a few Engineers, the crowd chose to distance themselves from the * otherwise eagerly awaited return of this Ottawa-based band. E\ien though the students were not into the Orientation week . spirit, the Randypeters were! They presented a high energy shgw from start to finish. This - was highlighted by Piet’s convulsive and self-endangering acts such as slammin’ with the audience. The highlight of the afternoon was his dive off the stage into the arms of 8ome less

than stable engineers. Although much of the show was focussed on the lead singer, guitarist Rand also entertained the crowd with his brief, witty interludes, The line up included a number of songs such as Love Lost, Why Should Lovers Die, and This Gun Says Goodbye. They also inA solid higb energy show

prevailed throughout the week’s activities. One of the factors may have been the location of the stage; at its location up against the PAC the audience was forced to watch the band through a row of trees, while others chose to sit on the steps at the other end and pig out on the available food. If the stage was set up at this end facing the steps it may have created more of an outdoor concert attitude. Hopefully this will be considered in next year’s concerts. The Peters

eluded a number of coyer songs such as Highway To Hell, Born To Be wild, and a weird version of Jimmy Cliffs reggae classic Harder They Come. The Randypeters cannot be blamed for the lack of party attitude at the quad. This attitude

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Shuffle Demons: Good sax at the patio Prancing around atage the whole group was having fun and this energy was tranaferred to the crowd. playing many favorites such as Funkin Pumpkin, Get Out

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Last Friday night The Shuffle Demons came to the University of Waterloo to play the beet show of the week on the PAC

Patio. Their stylish black and white co,stumes and colourful hata signalled this would be no ordinary show. The tunes began around 5:80 with “Hock&y Night In Canada”

setting the mood for the whole evening, The crowd produced giggles, laughs, whistles and much-deserved applause. The Demons produced a fine evening of their unique style of jazz.

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The

Pucker, they ended the show on the high point of Spdina Bus, Also in the set was some traditional jazz and even an attempt at “Demon Reggae.” All combined with the Shuffler’s antics, they produced an evening that had everyone leaving with a smile on their faces and tappin’ their tootsies, This is the third time the Demons have played this university. They are the frantic Stich Wynston on the drums, Jim Vivian on bass, Mike Murrey, and Dave Parker on tenor sax. Filling out the five-man outfit is their most easily recognized personality, Rich Underhill, on baritone 8ax and alto Bax, With two albuma behind them [StreetMix from ‘86 and BOD Rap from ‘8%) this zany group of musician8 is. trying to win two C.A.S.B.Y. awards later this year; they have been nominated in the categories of Best Independent Video for Get Out of My House, Roach!, and Best Independent Group. After the set I had a chance to speak with head Demon .Rich Underhill. Imp&t: What year did the band start?

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of literate rock has gotten pretty polite during her hiatus-from the music scene. The woman who used to flaunt her underarm ‘hair on album covers now looks for all the world likeJane Birkin and shares that screen goddess’8 cool, dignified serenity. For all Dream of Life’8 overtly arty aura, I wa8 prepared to give The Poetess the benefit of the doubt until I read the lyric sheet which contained the following morsel of moving, lyrical profundity: It was February 22, 1987. We left for the Hit Factory to cut

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff I don’t know where Patti Smith has been the past few years but the former tough broad

Not surprisingly, such sophomoric, overly sensitive, echoolgirl poetry of the sort Jane Siberry peddles under the ‘Art’ tag, is Dream of Life’s undoing. The single, People Wave The Power, is a catchy enough call to . arms but resorts to vague imagery and platitudinous sloganeering, making it vastly inferior. Time And Place. And Up There Down There, with some great guitar work by Fred Sonic Smith, is only deflated by clumsy, visionary ‘poetry’: The world is restless/Heaven in flux/Angels appear/From the bright storm/Out of the shadows/Up there, down there/But what cun we say/Man’s been forewarned. All is not a total loss, though; the title track is quite lovely and lyrical as is The Jackson Song and on the whole, if lyrics like “The air is filred with seeds. How fertile the wind,” don’t make you cringe, then Dream of Life is rather a pleasant listen. Just a giant leap backward for the person who wrote Dancing Borefoot, that’s all.

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over the Dr. X, In Full Effect Mix, mastered by British DJ -whiz, Derek B., and power&d by. some pretty hard-hitting bass synth. As testimony to the Wases’ skill as arrangers, you’re not sick of Spy In The House of Love even by the time you get to the Streetsahead Mix. But

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already have and love, and has almost no extra appeal to persuade. the non-fans that this collection is somehow more attractive. The album focuses away from their over-glossed and most recent album Midnight to Midnight, so perhaps this collection is being offered as a redemption for the recent past before the group can face the future and themselves. Then again, it does include the nice soundtrack version of Pretty in fink. Ah well, maybe they’re broke. The main selling point for the album is the new single All That Money Wants. The main selling point for the single i9 the contribution of reformed ex-Fur Vince Ely. Although harkening back to their earlier days, All That. Money Wants does little to generate any enthusiasm in this writ&r. The prime and unavoidable fault lies iti the chorus; it grinds against the rest of the song. Apart from that, the tune is nothing extraordinary and is no cause for the group to re-evaluate and re-document their history. The. Furs also make a mistake in releasing a single in which?he B-side Birdlond is better. This track seems more of a prbgression for the band rather than an apologetic back-step. A final fault is the inclusion of a superb live *track No Easy Street. The ,reason a superb live track is a fault, as you may well wonder, is that it whets the inner ear for more..Or perhws a’live

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RECORD REVIEWi a hell of a lot sexier and tons more fun than Push It’s mechanical, oveh-the-top sexual bravapo. The lyrics are amusing and feisty and the girls sound like theyre having a ball with their playful squeals and nasty dissing. E.U., fresh from their success with DQ Butt, are in no small part responsible for this track’s infectiousness, settling the groove on a solid DC. go-go beat and giving the choruses a James F;+wn/P-Funk sense of funky 1; sgite of the redundancy of the flip side, Spinderelh’s Not A Fella yet more sampled screams courtqsy of James Browa. and more boasting about the crew*8 Spinerella’s supremacy over all\ the rest of them sucker D Js - shake Your Thing is a nice’return to form end their best since the go-go-rap party of My Mike Sounds Nice.

a?*** . by John Imprint DJ Spinderella like a trio of spandex-clad love dolls? Now, I’m not usual1 one to take issue at flagrant B isplays of feminine pulchritude, but considering they’re one of the few prominent

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff

Now ain’t those Salt ‘n’ Pepa girls just a coupla slinky babes, cavorting across the cover with

little more constructive than rancingaaround like a gaggle of Ii oy toys. But if you’re gonna look the part, you might as well deliver the goods and this cover of the Isley- Bros.‘Shake Your- Thing is

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Noise becomes art in the bizarre minds of Pere Ubu. And the manifestation of their minds becomes distinguished music, In The Tenement Year, Pere Ubu shows that six years can be torn off of the Calender, leaving nothing changed: Pere Ubu is among the most creative bands in any type -of music today. Buy The Tenement Year; not everybody will. They will be put off by the challenge that Pere Ubu lays down. Pere Ubu’s

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‘A constant the& in their music is the establishment of borders that effectively segreg&i people and g+oUjjs. CroSs the Border dealr directly with moving across fhose lines, while No Man’s LQFI~ details the areas where we ‘shove the disenfran. chised to keep our middle class streets glean. . While the Looters anger is by Phil Robinson clearly evident in their lyrics, Imprint staff there is no sense of coherency to their work: writing seems to World beat is being hyped as . have stymied them. However, “the next big .thiiig” in music. after reading a couple of intarOne band that loosely fits into views, and listening to the album this categ.ory is the Luotem several times, there is a senae Combining accio-political lyrics that they’re close to articulating with dollrips of funk, African their ideas. Despite my reservarhythms, and rock, the Looters tions about the lyrics+ this reare distancing themselves from lease is better than most of the mainstream pop, garbage on the radio.

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Living Cdour: by Pmul Done Imprint staff New York’s Living Colour were, understating the case greatly, a surprising choice as the opening act for this leg of Robert Palmer’s World Tour. Their brand of earth-scorching hardrock doesn’t seem a likely companion to Palmer’s super-polished lounge rock. Palmer’s concert at Kite hener’s Centre in the Square provided the first chance to glimpse and talk. to Living Colour. As great as I think Living Colour are though+ I probably wouldn’t be writing this unless the were black - and black rot E ‘n’roll bands are pretty rare creatures nowadays. My guilty white liberal stance acknowledged, I still think that Vivid, Living CoIour’s debut LP, kicks QSS harder than anything you’ll hear 0~ QIWYor any of those other “Classic Rock” stations. 3ut,you won’t hear it on 4107, not just because they’re black but more because they’re a new

You won’t hear Vivid on Q1W group. On Classic Rock radio, only 30 or so per cent of what they play is recently released music and the bulk of that 30 percent is from established ar-. tists like Huey Lewis or Whitesnake. The narrow formatting of Rock Radio is a source of frustration for Living Colour, as bass player Muzz Skillings puts it, rock radio only wants to play stuff by established artists, So if you’re young then it’s almost impossible to break in. Look at

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some guy like Robert Plant who’s held up as this great rock’n’roller but if you listen he’s not really doing anything new, It’s not just Rock Radio that excludes Living Colour though, Al-

Diberse musical content ternative Radio won’t play them because they are a rock band and Alternative Radio doesn’t want to play anything which sounds too much like the stuff on Rock Radio. Black Radio is a total washout as well, if they won’t play rap, then there’s no damn Gray that they’re going to play rock by black guys. Another facet of Living Colour which-makes them alien to Rock Radio is that their songs contain more diverse musical and lyrical content than Rock Radio is used to. Becatise they’re from an inner city they write songs separated from the blue-collar ethic of girls’n’sex’n’booze’n’cars which defines nearly every song played on Rock Radio, If anything though, the varied content only makes their lyrics more relevant to the listener. So, Funny Vibe might be written by a black man+ but anyone whether black or white, man or woman can understand the feeling that you get from people who see you es an unwanted outsider. That universality is something which unites all their songs from Cult of Personality ta Open Letter /To a Landlord]. Though, in the ‘808, a black rock group may seem novel to some, Living Colour have not sprung from a void, the members of Living Colour belong to the Black Rock Coalition (BRC), a New York-based um-

brella organization under whose banner are gathered a number of Black Rock renegades. Though Living Cdlour’s guitarist and BRC founder Vernon Reid denies it, the BRC bears a great resemblance to the avant-garde jazz organizations which cropped up in cities like Chicago and Kansas City during the ‘808. Like those jazz groups, the BRC ecte as a support mechanism for the musicians involved.. It offers them e chance to exchangeideas with like-minded musicians. Beyond this though+ BRC fulfills some practical functions like trying to find places for its musicians to perform, trying to create opportunities for the jnvolved musicians to record‘and‘ creating an awareness of their music which would otherwise not exist. The Heck Rock Coalition has, however, drawn fire from some quarters simply for making colour an issue through their name. According to lead singer Corey Glover, that was just its purpose: the BRC was designed to challenge the colour barrier which exists in rock. Part of the problem is e unstated bias on the pert of the music press who, while claiming to be unbiased and non-racist continue to st& reotype rock music as non-black. Corey: Nearly ever interview we do starts off wit K Q questiog like ‘So, what made four black guys get together and play ‘rock’n’roH ?...as though we sat down and made a conscious decision or sontethingl Qukstions like this deny the fact that rock is just as uch a part of the black musical 7 erit age as’ r’n’b, funk or soul, It was only 30 years’ ago that the more racist elements of society were labelling rock “nigger music.” Now+ record companies and radio stations

[black and white) have made the option of playingrock something which is seemingly denied to black artists.. If these same people were a little more aware of the history of popular musi.c, they would see the links between Black and White pop music which have existed since the ’40s. Whether it’s Elvis singing blues songs or Otis Redding singing Stones songs, music has always profited from plurality of race. In the ’80s this continues with the link between rock and the primal kick of hiphop. Early hip-hop djs used rock records like Billy Squier’s Big Beat to get the crowds pumping at hip-hop jams and, though rep has since moved on to more diverse musical turf, rock beats helped to define the genre in its infancy. Though it may seem incongruous at first glance, the hard rock/rap fusion continues - see the release of a rap song by Anthrax or just look at the number of black kids at heavy metal concerts, This rock/rap fusion has a specificity with Living Colour,- who

Rock is part of Black musical heritage have been lumped in with Public Enemy, the most forceful important rap act around. It was Vernon Reid who laid down the scorching guitar at the heart of Sophisticated Bitch from Public . Enemy’s fir&t LP, Yol Bum Ruth The Show and P.E.‘s Chuck D. and FlavorFlav make a guest ep-

pearance on Funny Vibe. For a group who claim to be non-sexist, Vernon’s appearance on Sophisticated seems somewhat odd, but Vernon explained heh I laid down my guitar part I just heard the backing track end the ‘soooo-phisticated’ hook, not all the lyrics. Being aligned with a group as cOntroversiales P.E. seem8 to have caused its share of head&&es for Living Colour Me Mbreyi’ and Vernon were doing an interview on this TVshow in England and they said to US ’ ‘Public Enemy said..ow do you feel?’ That’s ridiculous because first, we didn’t hear the context from which that quote came and second of all who cares... Vernon continues ..lust because we agree with whet Public Enemy are doing, it doesn’t mean that we’ have to agree with everything that they say. Vernon:White America doesn’t see the time bomb it is creating among the black youth. A group like Public Enemy only serves as a focus for that anger and rage...people ignore the phenomenon of Public Enemy at their OWR risk. Living Colour succeed in living up to the vi.brancy and burst of their name, mixing searing hard rock with influences as diverse as the colours on ths cover of Vivid. Equally important, they have managed to bring intelligence, insight and emotion to a form of music which has for too long been short of all three. They play September 20 at The Siboney Club in Toronto, it would be a shame to miss them.

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Although the University’ of Waterloo won Shinerama, it got wiped clean on the football field. The Warriors’ reconstruction season began on a foul note last Saturday as they were trounced by the Western Mustangs in London, 39-l. The loss put Waterloo at O-l for 1988 and was its 24th consecutive loss dating back to 1984. In all, the Warriors are starting to realize that rebuilding a fallen program is no easy chore. The Mustangs trampled the Waterloo defence to the tune of 515 yards, led by quarterback Jon Jurus’ 192 passing yards. Fullback Rob Stewart romped for 129 yards on 15 rushes. On the other sideline, Waterloo’s offence was a case’study in anemia. The Warriors managed to eke out just 325 total yards, as the ‘Stang defence throttled their attack. Starting pivot Brian Lenatt went 5 of 16 for a paltry 446 yards, while Orville Beckford led the ground attack with 45 yards- on II carries.

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It made for a tough opening day for UW’s replacement coach Chuck McMann, who stepped into the leading role after Dave “Tuffy” Knight suffered a heart attack on September 3. McMann didn’t blame Lenart for UWs grounded aerial at tack, “Brian was playing well,” commented l&Mann. “We had the chance to move the ball several times, but we dropped passes and Brian got diecouraged. Overall, our offence was better than last week [against Laurier) .” Mercifully, Mike Wright replaced Lenart for the fourth quarter. Wright went 0 for three

through the air. McMann felt his squad suffered from a lack of confidence. i “I think the guys have a hard time believing they can play well,” he said. “There were too many missed assignments.” But he did applaud their refusal to subside despite the lopsided score.

UW opened scoring “The guys never gave up today, they could have packed it in. But now we need some consistency.” Waterloo stunned the bcisterous opening day crowd at J.W. Little Stadium b taking an early but short-lived Pead. Taking advantage’ of UWO punter Ray Macoritti’s squibbed I’/-yard punt, the Warriors bolted to 8 1-O lead.*After moving the ball to Western’8 %&yard line, Jim Harding’s punt was downed in the end zone for a single point. Harding deserved *a purple heart for the day’s work, With Waterloo’s offence stalled like a broken down Ford pick-up, Harding punted a walloping 13 times, recording a respecteble 34.4 average. He was taken from the game with an injured leg late in the f urth quarter .as Lenart booted ii -e last two on a long day for the Warrior special teams. After the opening UW outburst, the ‘Stangs took a strangle-hold and didn’t let go, On the ensuing drive, Western stormed 85 yards down the field, capped by a d-yard’ bootleg by uru8 to make it 7-1. One drive I ater, Jurus hooked up with sleek rookie Tyrone Williams on a 479 yard bomb. This set up a twoyard romp by fullback John Wright to give Western- a 14-1 lead after one quarter. The second quarter was a tedious affair with both squads

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TO TURN: The -Warrior offence never did manaie UW ball carrier is trapped by Westwn’s.defen&

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unable to move the football. Western lead to 28-l. Only the strength of Harding’8 A field goal by Stephen ki&ing leg kept the Warriors out . McCann gave the ‘Stange a 31-l of trouble as re eated attempts bulge before running back Peter to go to the air 1 y Lenart found Glaab scored a major on a ninethe ball bounding off the ‘turf. ard draw play early in the With just under two minute8 9qth quarter. t remaining in the first half, Jurua McMana di#ntt feel the Muacomplettid two quick gainers to dangs were as tough as last seaset up a 12-yard touchdown gal- 80~‘s squad, yet couldn’t deny lop by Duane Forde. The Musthey’re still a major force,in the tangs took a 21-1 lead to the CIAW. locker room. 7’hey’re not as good as last Western wasted no time, roaryear, but they’re still a good ing down field on their first pos- team, they’re very sound.” session of the second half. After Despite the slaughter, an 18-yard burst by Stewart, McMann doesn’t intend to make John Wright bowled over from any drastic -changes for tomorthe one-yard line, widening the row% [Saturday’s] home opener

COMIN’ THROUGHI Waterloo Warrior defenders surround a Laurier ball carrier September 3 -at Seagramfs Stadium. The number two ranked Golden hawks pummelled their University Ave. neighbours 28-3. After the game it was discovered that Dave ‘Tuffy” Knight had suffered a heart attack. photoby Mlira

against the U of T Blues, “1 can’t imagine making any major changes.” I He did mention that the hospitalized coach Knight did have a hand in the planning for Saturday’s game. WARRIOR NOTE& Aside from Harding’s kicking valor, the other bright spot for Waterloo was a resounding bit unleashed by tinebacker Dave Shaw on rem caiver Mark Regan. Another hilite was cornerback Richard Chen’s acrobatic interception The Warrior8 play U of T tomorrow (Saturda ] at Seagram’s Stadium, Kit E -off is at 2 p.m. r l

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The show go,eson by Mike McGraw’ Imprint steff Although their leader is gone for the duration of the season, the show must go on for the Waterloo Warriors foot ball team. Head coach Dwe “Tuffy” Knight’s heartattack sent a shock wave through the Warrior camp: however, the squad made quick arrangements to compensate for this most recent setback. “We had a meeting with the co,aching staff and the players to discuss the drrangements for the remainder of the 1088 season,” said Men‘s Athletic Director Wally Delahey. “The coaching staff feels that they will be able to carry on with the staff that they presently have.”

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Ai the meeting it was decided that Chuck McMann, . Knight’s a’ssistant coach, would captain the Warrior ahip for the remainder of the 1~88 season. Delahey is confident that McMann has the ingredients to step in for Knight. “Chuck is doing a great job and he‘s extremely corrfident,“ said Delahey. “He‘s catching on and picking, right up - we‘re fortunate to have him. The coaching

staff is carrying right on with& determination.“ Delahey doesn’t view Kni’ght’s absence as a serious blow to Waterloo’s reconstruction project.

Not a setback “It‘s not a setback,“ commented Delahey. “The players took it really hard - they saw how much respect Tuffy had for the program. But maybe it’s rubbed off on them - they’re working their butts off at practice.“ McMann agreed that Knight’s ailment won’t destroy the 1988 revitalization project. “We‘ll cert airily miss Tuff y,“ he commented, “But it‘s not a setback to rebuilding.. We have an excellent coaching staff and the players are working hard. We:11 try to keep everything the same as when he was with us. We’ll keep the same philosophy that he waa instilling within the team - hard work and fundamentals. And we‘ll continue to try and play tough, hard-nosed football. We‘re going to do the same things - we’ll just be missing Tuffy‘s expertise.” McMann added that Knight will still remain an advisor to the program, citing his success as personnel director of the TOronto Argonauts as an example of his scouting prowess. “He still has input - we have

to value his opinion. He‘s a great judge of talent. All you have to do is look at the players he brought to the Argonauts to see what a good talent judge he is.” Both McMann and Delahey saw the 28-3 pre-season drubbing on September 3 by Laurier as a positive experience. “That wasn‘t a 28-3 game,” commented Delahey. “lt was a very hysical game, led by us. If we‘d i een able to generate aome more offence it might have been a different game. (Laurier head coach] Rich Newbrough said that we’re a much improved team. So we have the working ingredients.“

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Dr8fthg rbha (MUTOH E-l 6) end tsble. $400 complete. Call on-campus ext. 3020 (Paul) or 669-2646 eveninos. Mlteu#rhl Dkmand collection RX; 733 casette player with AM/FM MPX. Digital display with auto-reverse seek/scan features, mOnO/ster80 and fader controls. 8160 or 6.0. Call Lori at 746-5285. Gmml 0-I Save up to 20% on your favourite games by TSR, Avalon Hill and more. Send 82 for cataiogue and complimentary newsletter including 81 off coupon to: The Castle Meil Order Game Store, P.0, Box 2291, Station B, Kitchener, Ontario. N2H 6M2.

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SAA mlng a Welcomi back 811SAA members. The first meeting of Student Alumni Association wilt be Wednesday, September 21 at 4:30 in Hagey Halt 373. Everyone welcome. Please drop by the office upstairs in SCH if you can’t make the meeting or have any questions.

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Enjoy tin company of fellow Indians on 8 movie night,sponsored by the Indian Students’ Association. “Silsila”, starring Amitabh Bacchan and Rekha will start the honor roll at 8;OO in the Chem. 2 lounge. Family and friends welcome. Toun of Dan8 Porter and Davis Centre Libraries. 9130, 10~30, 11:30 am., and 1:30, 2:30 pm. Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 30 - 50 minutes. Twn oi Unlvwtsty Map and Design Library. 10:30 am. and 2:30 pm. Meet at the Public Services Desk, ESI 246. Mom fun than stats. More laughs than the eipe. The Fass fall bacchanalia (party). Meet old friends and new exciting poeople. All more than welcome. 8:00 pm., HH 373. SifRDAY,

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Th8 Kltch8n8r-Waterloo Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Music Director Graham Coles, launches its fourth season at St. John’s Lutheran Church, William and Willow Streets, Waterloo at 8:OO pm. Featured as soloist will be violinist Mark Bachmann. Coma -your student government at work. The fiist Federation of Students’ Council meeting of the term will be held at 1 :oO pm. in Needles Hail, 3004.

Don’t t8k8 8 chancel Walk home with a group. Join th8 walk home program. Meet in the Campus C8ntr8 Great Hall Monday, September 19 to Thursday, September 22 at lo:00 pm. Students from different 8reas will meet to walk hOm8 together after night classeson a regular basis. Everyone is welcome. .Taurr of Dana Porter Library: lo:30 am., 1:30 pm., and in the evening at 6:15 pm, Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 30 - 50 minutes. Tours of the Davis Centre at 6:15 pm. Meet at the Information Desk. Tour will last approximately 30 minutes. l

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Pugw88h: 8 forum for the of social and ethical impact and technology. General tional meeting 700 pm., 350. All membrs‘of UW W8lCOm8. Tours am., ‘6:15 Desk. - 50

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of Dana Porter Library: lo:30 130 pm., and in the evening at pm. Meet at the information Tours will last approximately 30 minutes.

Toun of the Davis Centre at 6:15 pm. Meet at the Information Desk. Tour will last approximately 30 minutes. WATCAT d8nIOrNtretlon8: Th8 focus of these 50 minute sessions will be on saving time and effort when using WATCAT, the library’s online catalogue. Meet at the Davis Centre Library Information Desk at 11:3O am. or the Dana Porter Library Information Desk at 1:30 om. Tha Faculty of Science Foundation presents “So you think you want to be ,An evening of opinion, a scientist”. information and discussion for all science students. 730 pm., Theatr8 of ‘the Ah IMU. No admission charae.

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Watartoo 00 Club invites beginning players to lessons starting at 700 pm. and players to free playing time at 7:3O pm., B.C. Matthews Hall, rOom 1040. Call ext. 4424.

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SUNDAY Intwn&loml Folkdmckrg at the Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King St. S., Waterloo. Register at 747-8733. Beginners welcome, no partner needed.

Cmrdkn M&tw Health Association/Waterloo Region is offering a 10 week course for familv members of persons labelled, sdhirophrenic, chronically mentally ill, psychiatric patient. The course b8ginsSeptember 27th, 7: 15 om. No fee Will be charged. Call‘7~-?~5 by September 23.Intemstad In helping a child with special needs with school work? Big Sisters of Kitchener-Waterloo and Area will be holding 8 training session for Homebrk Helpers on Monday September 19,1988. if you are 18 years of age or over and can help 8 school aged child, call 743-5206 to roister. Candad Wortd Youth is now reciuiting participants between 17 and 20 {as of December 31, 1988) for exchange programmes with developing countries in Africa, Asia, Latin Amer$a and the Caribbean. Exchanges start as early 8s June 1989. Final dealine for applications in January 2711989. For application forms or more information, contact Canada World Youth, Ontario Regional office, 386 Bibor St., West, 2nd floor, Toronto. M5S 1X4. (4161922-0776.

Ekven Rhti Scholarships, valued each at 10,ooO pounds per year, will be awarded to unmarried Canadian Citizens between the ages of 18 - 24 that h8V8 Compl8t8d 8t l88st three years of university training by October 1, 1989. Application forms and particulars may be obtained from the Student Awards Office, Second Floor, Needles Hall. Maul Council Readings Programme 8t St. J8rome’s College: tin Mackay, poet (Wednesday, November 2 at 3:30), Timothy Findley, novelist (Wednesday, November 23, 3:3O),Stuart Mackinnon, poet (wednesday, January 25, a:=), 8ronwen Wallace, poet (Wednesday, March 15, 3:3QI* Old Country games, here and now. New exhibit of multicultural games featuring German, Mediterranean, Oriental and Korean games. 9100 am. to 5:oO pm. Sundays-l :oO - 500 pm. Museum and Archiveof Games, BMH, free. Counsalllng Servlc08, commencing the week of September 26: Tim8 Meriagement and Procrastination, Reading and Study Skills, Assertion Training, Exam Anxiety Management, What To Do When You’re Down and Blue (depression management}, Stress Management through Relaxation Training, lnterviewtraining, Gestalt Therapy, Career Planning (self-assessment), GOSH {gosl-oriented self help), PC Directions (occupational choices). If you are interested in 8 group, sign up at Counselling Services. NH 2080 (directly opposite the Registrar’s Office). Th8 food bank of Waterloo Region is requesting your fooddonationsduring their second annual Thanksgiving Food Drive - September 22 to 28. Watch for the release of the shopping bag in th8 KW Record on September 22 and the Cambridge Reporter on September 21.

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