Issue 1117, August 30 - September 5 , 2018 by Vallarta Tribune

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NEWS

Medical Marijuana Legal, Sort Of Page 06

ENTERTAINMENT

The Permanent Non Resident

Aunt Pearlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Adult Bingo at Incanto

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

t the Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus. Current fare is 7.50 pesos and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers.” TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind. Drivers typically do not carry change.

UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is about 25-50% cheaper than a taxi, but this is subject to change. The benefits of using Uber are set fares and the ability to follow up directly with your driver if there is an incident or you leave an item behind. MONEY EXCHANGE: Typically a bank will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (Caja de Cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been

awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you too. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@ gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexico is a tolerant culture, basic politeness is appreciated. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings. Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip). And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 12,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team editor@vallartatribune.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com Web Manager Rachel Drinkcard Racheldrinkcard@gmail.com

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CALLING IN MEXICO Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

IMMIGRATION: 322.224.7719

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CONSUMER PROTECTION: 01.800.468.8722

FIRE DEPARTMENT: 322.223.9476

TOURISM OFFICES Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

AMBULANCE: 322.222.1533

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CONSULATES American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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Take a moment to enjoy the calm

ave you studied the Mexican bank notes closely? The bills in Mexico are similar to what we use in Canada. ‘Monopoly money’ some people call it, but whatever, they’re so pretty! On Monday this week, the Bank of Mexico released the freshly redesigned 500-peso bill, the first in a series of new designs rolling out in the coming months. Replacing the long popular ‘Diego and Frida’ bill in circulation since 2010, this new bill features a humpback whale and her calf in celebration of Mexico’s rich ecosystems. The old bills will remain in circulation for the time being and do not lose any monetary value. As we roll into September, the city of Vallarta will begin preparations for the 108th Independence Day which is from September 11-16th. There will be live music and entertainment

along the Malecon, a parade or two, tons of fireworks (lock your pets up tight) and many other events around the bay. Keep an eye out for all the details, yet to be released. (Usually, when I publish this type of comment, the city releases something shortly after to spite our deadlines.) This is the most patriotic time of the year so look for Mexican flags and banners everywhere in the coming weeks. I’ve just returned to Puerto Vallarta, and I have to say the weather has been fantastic. It seems less hot and humid, but of course, I’ve probably jinxed it now. Sorry. For the past week, I’ve been without a vehicle, so I’ve been walking everywhere, and twice now I’ve walked the Pitillal River Walk, which starts in front of the Soriana at the entrance to Pitillal and follows the river to La Isla Shopping Plaza. It’s about 2 km in total or 5,000 steps. Shaded by large trees along the banks of the river, it’s a well cared for path with picnic tables and resting spots along the way. Great for biking and dog walking. For some added excitement, cross under the bridges and dip your toes in the river, just watch for those crocodiles. I also walked home after a meeting from Lazaro Cardenas park in Old Town, along the Malecon heading towards Costco. I have to say the timeshare liners sure are hungry. Usually, they ignore me, but not this time; there is so much free tequila and guacamole being offered, you could absolutely make a day of it. I understand that this industry is the backbone of our city (and the reason I have my dream job), and

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Resort Daypass I don’t begrudge these people their success, but do you have to grab me when I walk by? Ick. There has to be a better way to sell people on Vacation Club packages. A report online suggests that Vallarta will see the Rio Cuale stairs finally repaired this fall and the pier refurbished as well. And another report suggests 60 new busses joined our fleet this week. Long overdue maintenance and upgrades that will also make the city more appealing to the record number of visitors that are projected to be joining us this winter. Fingers crossed. What are you going to do this weekend? Well you could catch a movie and enjoy the chilly AC or you could put together a team and join the Beer Pong Tournament at Monzon Brewery (Venustiano Carranza 239, Col. Emiliano Zapata) on Saturday. Or do both. See all the details for events around the bay in the back pages of this week’s Vallarta Tribune. Safe travels, Madeline

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From simple hotels to luxurious resorts the Vallarta Tribune has collected all the available daypass details so you can relax poolside from Punta Mita to Mismaloya. You’re welcome.

Life Art Demonstration

ocal artist Armando Reyes will present an Life Art Drawing demonstration and workshop at Incanto on Friday, Aug. 31 at 8pm in the theater. The artist will share his knowledge and skills and audience members are invited to create their own artwork during the presentation.

There will be a nude male model, art display, along with commentary and instruction by the artist. Supplies will be provided to audience members who wish to participate. You may also bring you own supplies. Adults 18+ only. Visit Incanto’s website for more information and tickets IncantoVallarta.com

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...TOBY by Janice Gonzalez his gorgeous boy looks like he had a bit of a rough start in life. We don’t know how Toby got his facial scars, but we think he is just beautiful! He is a Spaniel mix around five years of age and weighing 22 pounds. This boy has a lovely personality and we think he would make a terrific family dog. Toby has a medium energy level and enjoys

playdates with other dogs. He is even okay around felines. But mostly, he loves his humans and laps up all the attention. Toby has been neutered, dewormed and vaccinated. He is now available for adoption and we are accepting applications. If Toby sounds like the perfect addition to your family, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt.

It’s too much information to include in this little spot so we’ve put it in a handy PDF you can download at: www.vallartatribune.com/daypass

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Mexico sends record number of firefighters to battle fires in Canada More than 400 have traveled north during a bad year for wildfires

exico continues to help battle Canadian wildfires in the biggest-ever international deployment of Mexican firefighters. The National Forestry Commission says a record 434 professional firefighters have been sent to Canada so far this year under a bilateral support agreement. The previous record was set just last

year when 270 helped fight Canadian forest fires. Canada has called for help to battle fires in Ontario, where 39 were still burning yesterday but were under control, and British Columbia, where more than 500 fires are still burning and a province-wide state of emergency has been declared. Eighty-five Mexican firefighters

are currently working in the central community of Fraser Lake, where three huge, raging wildfires were racing across the region yesterday, CBC News reported. “It’s dire here right now,” an official said. Some of the Mexicans who were sent to Canada earlier have since returned home. One group, who fought fires near Renfrew, Ontario, returned with a sweet gift: hundreds of bottles of maple syrup, each one with a neck tag bearing a handwritten message saying, “Muchas gracias.” Original: Mexico News Daily

Court upholds Mexico City’s position on medical marijuana Federal Attorney General had challenged city’s constitution regarding medical use of pot, death with dignity

he Supreme Court has endorsed the right of Mexico City residents to use marijuana for medicinal purposes as established by the city’s constitution. Eight of 11 judges ruled yesterday that the Constitutional Assembly of Mexico City, a body formed to create a new constitution for the capital, had not encroached on federal jurisdiction by including an article enshrining the right to use medicinal marijuana. The ruling came in response to a challenge filed by the federal Attorney General’s office (PGR), which argued that the Mexico City government doesn’t have the power to regulate the drug. However, the text of the constitution states that the right to use marijuana for medicinal purposes must be exercised in accordance with the General Health Law, meaning that it does not seek to legislate independently or override any

federal laws, the court determined. President Enrique Peña Nieto signed a decree in June 2017 that legalized medical marijuana, while the Mexico City constitution went into effect in September 2016. The Supreme Court also endorsed a range of other articles in the city’s constitution against which challenges had been filed, including the right to die with dignity, the right of access to water, the right to sexuality, the right for the local government to enter into agreements with international entities and the right for migrants not to be criminalized while in the capital regardless of their legal status. With regard to the dignified death provision, the PGR argued that it effectively allowed for euthanasia and assisted suicide, which are prohibited under federal law and whose regulation is the exclusive domain of the federal government. However, the Supreme Court took a different view.

“The challenged norm does not regulate a specific institution, rule, principle or policy but rather recognizes the right to a dignified death as part of the right to live with dignity . . .” said Judge Javier Laynez Potisek. “It doesn’t necessarily involve a quick, accelerated or anticipated death but one with the use of all means available in order to preserve the dignity of the [dying] person, respecting individual values and avoiding excesses that produce harm and pain,” he added. The court did not reach conclusions on three other constitutional provisions, which are also facing challenges and relate to science and technology, labor rights and criminal proceedings. The Mexico City constitution was created in the wake of a 2016 political reform that converted the capital into a federal entity akin to a state. Original: Mexico News Daily

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From Here Marcia Blondin

Paradise and Parenting Leza Warkentin

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have been so fortunate lately to be meeting amazing women who have their hearts set on improving the quality of life in Vallarta. My newest friend is Anna Carrasco, who happens to have a Master’s degree in nutrition. Before I go any further, I have to get a monkey off my back: I have a ‘thing’ about ‘professional caregivers.’ To whit: I have no faith in the oncologist who smokes cigarettes; the obese woman who wants to teach me the proper way to exercise; the AA sponsor throwing out Bill W.’s pearls of wisdom over a martini at Garbos, and so on and so forth. So, it was delightful to meet a beautiful, young woman, trim, gorgeous skin, oozing good health and good intentions. Anna’s focus is helping people living with diabetes to change their lives. And, in case you didn’t know, Diabetes is plaguing Mexico. It goes hand in hand with obesity, another plague here in Mexico. I believe Anna will have a thriving practice again (she left for quite some time, in part to get her Master’s degree, but is back in Vallarta at last). She loves dealing one on one with her clients (in English and Spanish) because she knows every person is different and has to be approached quietly and listened to. She scolded me for using the word “DIABETIC.” As Anna says, diabetes is a disease a person has; he or she is NOT the disease. So, if you or someone you love is afflicted with diabetes or maybe hovering in a pre-diabetic stage, get in touch with her by phone or email; the life you save could be your own. See Anna’s ad on our Vallarta Shopping and Services Pages, for more information.

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Vallarta’s tenor, Rodolfo, is taking a summer break from Katana Sushi & Bar to rest up before his voice/piano coach Jean-Guy Comeau returns from Canada. I will keep you informed over the coming weeks where you can find our gifted Rodolfo. Another loving friend, Yvonne Kalman, wrote me from Europe a few mornings ago asking if I would let my readers know of a very special story she had to tell. Here it is: on September 15th, Casa Yvonneka Foundation is flying ten rescue dogs from Vallarta to foster homes in Seattle, Washington! Yvonne had a spectacular dinner party/fundraiser for a few hundred of her favorite people in Vallarta last season. These ten rescues are going to the United States because of all of you who attended that fantastic event. It is coming up rather quickly, I think; I will let you know when tickets go on sale. It is worth the price just to be inside Yvonne’s magnificent villa. The food was extraordinary, the company as diverse as sands on our beaches and so very elegant. Stay tuned. Finally had a chance to sit down for lunch with Bill Makley last week. We ate poolside at Co-Exist Café, which is close to Bill’s office at Vallarta CoWork. He and his wife, Marcia, just got back from a dream tour of Paris and Eastern Europe. I am happy I have friends who travel these days and glad I did that when I was younger. I get jet lag just listening to the Travel Tales and am happy to do it over good food and enjoyable company in my beloved Vallarta. Smile and be kind…Autumn is a mere three weeks away, From Here.

I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Family Planning in Mexico

here are several things that I didn’t consider when my husband and I decided to have and raise our children in Mexico. That’s probably because I was in love with both a specific person and an entire country, and I wasn’t particularly interested in sweating the small stuff such as health insurance or university funds. I meet people every day who have thought through these things like regular adults and still decide to sell everything and move here. This provides some comfort, of course, because once that paddle called Real Life smacks you in the face from time to time, it’s good to know there’s other people in the boat with you, watching you get smacked (I don’t think I like this metaphor). Let me share a few of our experiences with you. I think it’s a good idea, because it would be nice if some good came out of our hardships. Like maybe, because of this article, one of you will start carrying a pair of baby shoes in their purse so that no one yells at you on the bus for walking around with a barefoot baby who is going to die of exposure (in July, in the sub-tropics).

I avoided some major problems experienced by many expat families regarding married names and registering babies in Mexico. I avoided this, however, ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT (my life is a series of lucky fumblings). Nevertheless, I have heard that having a married name on your passport and a maiden name on your birth certificate can cause serious issues when trying to register your child’s birth and get their Mexican passport. Just inquire ahead of time, I beg you. Lining up for hours, while handling a newborn baby and a post partum body, is nothing if not hell’s seventh circle. Especially if you are lining up only to be denied a birth certificate the first time around. Another thing I didn’t consider when we decided to live a life next to the beach is that you can’t dump the kids off on your sister when you need a moment of clarity and maybe forty-five minutes of basic personal hygiene. She lives thousands of miles away and she’s probably shoveling her driveway anyway. Living far from family means they will miss your child’s kindergarten graduation. They won’t all gather ‘round and admire that first tooth poking through enraged gums. I didn’t realize that we wouldn’t

be able to just jump on an airplane on school holidays every Christmas and summer. It turns out that, not only do plane tickets and school materials have a similar cost, but one takes priority over the other (hint: it isn’t the fun one). And that leads to one of the biggest things I didn’t really think about when I had beautiful, charming babies: they turn into tall, hungry, less-charming teens who cost A LOT OF MONEY. Remember how you were going to make sure to get back home for every holiday? Your daughter needs braces. Do you recall that you were going to buy only brand new cars so you could be the one to baby them for their entire, fruitful lives? Your son is going on his sixth grade class trip (YES there’s a SIXTH GRADE TRIP now, it’s an actual thing), and he needs a laptop for his new amazing transition to middle school. Plus they eat more than you do because you used to live on love, strawberries dipped in chocolate, and camembert on crackers. And some of the things I didn’t think through turned into huge benefits for our bicultural family. Sure, we don’t go to Canada every year, but we do see more of their home country than I ever dreamed possible. I had no idea that social media would be such a huge part of our lives here, that our children would easily form their own connections with their family, and that the distance would be mere geography. But what I DID think about was raising my children in one of the most beautiful places on earth. I visualized a family life of beach time and sunset walks. I thought about the incredible benefits of growing up in a bilingual family and school. Besides, no matter where you make your life, when love is the center of it all, there’s not much more to think about.

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Medical Matters

Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

Pam Thompson

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the federal and state tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com or Facebook: GotayTaxLawyer. This is just a most general outline, and is of course, informational only and not meant as legal advice.

Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

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ow does one declare nonresidency?” --a question I hear often when it comes to state income taxes. One doesn’t ‘declare’, it is done with deeds. Not being careful may cause one to be considered by a state as a resident, perhaps long after a move to Mexico. This invariably comes with a tax bill for unpaid state income tax for those years where one was the “unknowing” resident. This is complex, each state having different rules. They try to “claw” one back to raise revenue. The higher one is in the financial food chain, the more likely one’s activities may be questioned. Many states generally define residency as a permanent, indefinite attempt to establish oneself in-state. That makes sense. One would think that the reverse would automatically make one a non-resident…not in all cases. Some states have an additional concept, domicile, different than residency. To confuse things, domicile may go hand in hand with residency, but not always. Domicile rules vary, but they generally state that one can only have one domicile, only ending when established elsewhere. Simply residing in a new locale sometimes isn’t good enough to establish a new domicile, because the old one may have

never ended. If it looks like one’s absence from the state is temporary, transient, or if there are indications of a return, the domicile rules may keep one labeled as a resident all along. That could be very bad news. Suppose you were a California resident, later moving to Mexico. If your in Mexico activities are not sufficient to establish ‘domicile’ – according to California’s evaluation (!!) you may be considered to have not ended your California domicile, therefore still a California resident, and then…tax bill. States look at contacts with the old state-and elsewhere- “I know it when I see it”. If you are registered to vote, it matters if you are registered to vote for all offices (federal, state and local) or just federal ones (as an overseas voter). What about a driver’s license? Car registrations? Own a dwelling? Where’s your spouse? How often are you in state? For what purpose? Social activities, club memberships, even library cards and church attendance could be factors. Most do not automatically make you a resident, but rack up enough indications and you sure could look like one. You can always go back, but make specific, definite, and above all, temporary visits. Grow roots in your new home. Eat tacos!

Bits and Pieces

s we head into September, traditionally the “slowest” month of the year here in the area, I am wondering what has happened to those days? The days of what is now supposedly not politically correct to call “low season”. August has been engaging to say the least. It is true, it is not as insanely hectic as it will be in the fall and winter months but the days of not being busy in the summer months are no more! Whew! I would strongly encourage people who have rental companies here in the area, handle accommodation rentals, to make sure that when accepting a renter, you have at minimum, your client’s emergency contact information to include family member’s name, email address and phone number especially if the renter is a single person, staying alone here. The chances that you will have to actually use this information is slim but believe me when I say if your client has a medical emergency, the information is vitally important! Encourage your client to register with their consulate online (so easy to do!) as well. Encourage your client to keep their important papers in a loca-

tion that can be accessed easily and perhaps, they can let you know where these are kept. By adding some basic information on your client to their ‘file’ with you, valuable time can be saved. We are more than happy to assist you/your company to put together a form to have completed prior to your client’s arrival. Just let me know! Our October Breast Cancer Awareness Month is just around the corner and we have some exciting events planned! If you are an artist (or just a creative person, non-artist) remember that we have our art contest which I have written about in the past and am happy to send you details via email. Get those creative juices flowing! We are still in need of food donations (sweet or savory) for a couple of our events and raffle prizes as well. And last but not least, we need some female models for our closing brunch. For any and all details, please send an email! Breast Cancer Awareness month is all about just that, AWARENESS! We do not have any of our screening clinics in September. We start up again in October where we have eye clinic, ear clinic, mammogram clinic, vascular clinic, women’s clinic,

men’s urology clinic, foot clinic, cardiac clinic, thyroid clinic, skin clinic. Look for some new clinics starting as well! Medical Matters 2019 is set for February 11, 2019 at the Hotel Marriott CasaMagna. For those that have attended in the past, you know that this is THE event of the year! An overflowing day of exhibits, speakers programs, information, sharing of anything and everything to do with healthcare in the area here. Sometimes I think I must be daft to do this again but when I look back and see how very successful these have been in the past, I think, “Ok, one more year!” We cannot do these without our stellar group of volunteers and this year will be the same. If you are able to volunteer a few hours the day of the event, please do contact me as I will spend September putting together all of the details for this humongous event! Here´s to a witty week!

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Streets Alive Mother, Spy and Revolutionary John Warren

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John Warren is in charge of Publicity for the International Friendship Club (IFC). His articles describe the programs and charities that IFC supports, the sources of income of IFC and the social experiences, lectures and classes that members can enjoy. During the summer John writes about Puerto Vallarta.

ho married a man 12 years older than her, had twelve children, spied against her country’s government, was imprisoned, refused to serve as “dame of honour” in the empress’s court and was heralded as a a heroine of the Mexican War of Independence against Spain? The answer is enshrined in the name of a street in the El Centro part of Puerto Vallarta. It is Josefa Ortiz de Dominguez. She was quite the lady! Born in 1768 but orphaned at an early age Josefa was raised by an elder sister. In 1791 she married Miguel Dominguez, a widower with two children and a very well respected attorney in the viceregal government. In 1802, Miguel was appointed by the Viceroy of New Spain to the office of “Corregidor”, chief legal and financial administrator, in the city of Querétaro. Although they were both on the top of the upper social crust in Mexico, Miguel soon found that the conditions of the workers in the city were horrendous and, over the next few years, he and Josefa decided that things in Mexico had to change. The political chains from Spain had to be broken and the living conditions of the factory workers and the peasants improved. In Queretaro, in early 1810, Miguel and Josefa met with likeminded friends who were priests, landowners, lawyers and men in the Mexican militia to discuss fighting for independence from Spain. They were soon in touch with the leaders of the movement in Guanajuato; the priest, Miguel Hidalgo, and the militia officers Allende, Abasolo and Aldama who were planning an armed uprising, in October 1810, against the Spanish-based government. A month before the planned date someone snitched and the plot was discovered. On 14th September the authorities moved against the plotters in Queretaro and Miguel Dominguez, in order to avoid suspi-

cion and to ensure his co-conspirators were unharmed by the royalists, arrested his friends and confidantes and jailed them. Meanwhile, Josefa, at great personal risk to herself and her huge family, was able to get a message to the leaders of the revolution in Guanajuato that their plans had been discovered . As soon as he received the message from Josefa, Father Hidalgo raised the banner of revolt, in his parish of Dolores. Within days, Hidalgo was joined by thousands of poor Mexicans who responded to his call for revolution but the rebels were met by a well trained Spanish/ royalist military machine and within nine months the revolt was crushed and the leaders executed. On the night of September 16, when Hidalgo began the independence movement in Guanajuato, a minor official in Querétaro arrested and imprisoned both Miguel and Josefa. The next day a higher official intervened and released Miguel, who was returned to his post as corregidor. However, Josefa, no doubt because of her emphatic support for independence, was not released until a week later. At the time, she was pregnant with her 13th child, Magdalena. But Josefa, and to a lesser extent her husband, never wavered in support for independence and without Josefa’s actions on the night of 14th, the achievement of Mexican independence from Spain would have been postponed for many years. Even though Hildalgo, Aldama and Abasalo were caught and executed in 1811, Josefa continued to fight for Mexican independence. She was arrested again in 1813 and 1815. In 1821 Spain relinquished power over Mexicoand Augustin Iturbide, an ex-royalist military officer, seized power and took the title of “Emperor”. His wife invited Josefa to be her “dame of honour” to which the imperturbable revolutionary invited her to put her invitation

“where the sun don’t shine”. Josefa Ortiz de Dominguez has been memorialized by numerous plaques in churches, convents, government buildings, schools and private residences in Mexico City and Querétaro and an imposing statue of a seated Josefa Ortíz de

Dominguez graces the beautiful colonial Plaza of Santo Domingo in the capital. They are all fitting tributes to one of the most remarkable women in Mexico’s history. On the PV street are two of my favourite places to eat. The Chocolate Museum is just a few metres

east of the Malecon and provides a history of this favourite food group, lessons in working with it and a cafe. A few blocks further and we come to Melissa’s, one of the best fish restaurants in town and run by a delightful family. Both are well liked by Trip Advisor reviewers.

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How cool it is! Yes, we are now celebrating in our air-conditioned Chapel. Come join us! Fr. Jack continues to welcome people from all walks of life and denominations. Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Father Jack Wehrs/Lay-minister Fer Sandoval e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 130 5073

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Michael Nolen is the host of ‘The Good Morning Wake Up Show,’ which is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the CUC campus in Puerto Vallarta. Every Saturday at 9 AM

Don’t make these mistakes – Part 2!

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ast week, I wrote about common mistakes I think people make when trying to purchase furniture for their homes in Mexico. Thank you to all of you who contacted me with your positive feedback – it is clear this is a topic that is of great interest to many people. I hope my tips and experience help you to avoid these all-too-common errors that end up costing stress and extra money. It is not easy to furnish a place in your home country, never mind a foreign country especially if you are doing so in a tight time frame. So far, I have written about two common mistakes: Not allowing enough time - one week is not enough! Not setting a realistic budget – the average amount spent on furnishing a 2 bedroom with the style and quality most preferred, is in the USD 20,000 to 25,000 range. Let’s continue with some other mistakes that when avoided, will save you headaches and hassle. Buying for looks instead of buying for quality. Sure, it is essential to love how it looks. The style and the colors are a crucial part of the equation. But it is equally important to make sure the item is made from the right materials and with the proper manufacturing processes. Sadly, we have all heard from people who purchased what they thought was a beautiful leather

sofa or sectional at a big box store only to see it cracking and peeling within a few months. Or, people who purchased a bedroom set from a local department store and it was enjoyed more by the termites than their rental guests. Don’t ignore what is under that beautiful exterior. Ask for details. If you do not get a satisfactory answer, walk away! Buying furniture you won’t use. Do you need that indoor dining room set for four or six people? Most people prefer to eat outside, so they rarely use an indoor dining room. Instead of putting money towards something that will be seldom used, invest in better quality outdoor furniture that will last. Do you only have company staying with you four weeks per year? Make your second bedroom usable the other forty-eight weeks. With a comfortable sofa bed or a wall bed/murphy bed, you will be able to use that room as a den or office. Not measuring doors and elevators to make sure the furniture you purchased will fit. Sounds like a no-brainer but you would be amazed at how often this happens. A lot of stores here are not accommodating when it comes to returns of furniture so always make sure you can get it in the building and in the room before you hand them your credit card! There’s more! Next week, check out Welcome Home! In the Vallarta Tribune for even more common mistakes people make when buying furniture in Mexico.

total of 446 inhabitants of El Tuito and other surrounding communities in the municipality of Cabo Corrientes, Jalisco received various services from the University Brigades program this past Saturday. The Brigade is a university program that is held once a month in a different community in the Puerto Vallarta area. The University will offer health care, legal advice, self-construction of public housing, psychological health, nutritional, financial accounting services, and physical fitness. The Brigades helps disadvantaged communities in the region; University teachers, social service providers and students of UdG Central University Costa will be there to help. The program’s goal is a commitment to social equity and improving the living conditions of the socially disadvantaged, by offering basic services to those in need. The program seeks to create a

greater social awareness among students of the University Center of the Coast of the University of Guadalajara. For more information, please contact Mtra. Guadalupe María Gómez Basulto (322) 226 2200 Ext. 66263 lupita.basulto@cuc. udg.mx Free Classes For Seniors Enrolment for the fall, 2018 SUAM classes is now open and will continue until August 31. Classes will begin on September 3. To enroll contact, Erandy Cruz at 322 226 2200 ext. 66290 or 66304 or email: suam@cuc.udg.mx The University of Guadalajara, Coastal Campus (SUAM PROGRAM) was created in 2012, the main objective is to integrate and educate senior citizens in the region. It was designed to offer academic, intellectual, recreational and artistic courses and the opportunity for social interaction for people over the age of 60. All of the classes are free and open to the public. SUAM offers to meet the particular needs of the individual users and offers courses and workshops in a variety of different and interesting areas, such as Art and Culture,

Computing and Languages, Humanities, Health and Psychology, Computers and even Spanish lessons. Free Movies Every Wednesday and Friday at 1 pm in the main auditorium we show full-length films. Free and open to the general public. Friday, August 31 Good Morning, Night (2003). The 1978 kidnapping of politician Aldo Moro as seen from the perspective of one of his assailants: a conflicted young woman in the ranks of the Red Brigade. Directed by Marco Bellocchio and starring Maya Sansa, Luigi Lo Cascio, Roberto Herlitzka. Wednesday, September 5 2011 Mexico City concert film starring Los Autenticos Decadentes, an Argentine band of alternative rock and fusion. Although its main genre is the ska, it usually plays a multiple quantity of genres and fuses them, like cumbia, pop, bolero, etc., thus forming a unique sound. It is considered one of the most important bands in Latin America and has received the support of great figures such as Luca Prodan, David Byrne and Manu Chao and other national and international groups, for their extensive career, the quality of their works, their popularity and their massive power of call. Please be sure to look at the University web site for more information. www.cuc.udg.mx Radio in English And be sure to tune in to The Good Morning Wake Up Show every Saturday morning at 9 to 11 am. 104.3 FM or on the web at http://udgtv.com/radio-puerto-vallarta/en-vivo. Please remember: “If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it.

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Sultry singer Joan Houston and Saucy Aunt Pearl’s Bingo at Incanto O

ften demure when it comes to sharing that she’s a first cousin of late music icon Whitney Houston, local performer Joan Houston is an entertainment tour de force in her own right and a popular mainstay of Incanto’s weekly piano bar lineup. Joan Houston grew up in Seattle, WA, and began singing and entertaining as far back as she can remember. While music has always been a big part of her life, she also pursued other interests, including working as a field reporter and an Arts and Entertainment correspondent for a local Seattle television news station in the late 70’s. Joan later became a director for the United Negro College Fund. Never losing her passion for performing, she has entertained along the way in venues all over the world

including London, Venice, and with the Harry James Orchestra. Once when asked how she got her deep gravelly voice to sound like a lifetime of drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes, Joan quipped, “Because I’ve drunk whiskey and smoked cigarettes all my life.” Retiring to Puerto Vallarta six years ago, Joan quickly established herself as a highly soughtafter talent in local theater, appearing in several stage productions including ‘The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas’, ‘The Rocky Horror Show’ playing the crafty Magenta, and in Del Shores’ hilarious cult comedy classic, ‘Sordid Lives’. Musical outings followed at other local venues with pianist/accompanist Bob Bruneau, leading to performing during Incanto’s grand

opening celebration in January 2017, where she has remained ever since. Her smoky, bluesy vocals and sultry, unique interpretations of American standards, blended with her quick wit and contagious laugh continually draw audiences to ‘The Joan Houston Show’ on Fridays at 5pm. Joan is currently accompanied by pianist Dennis Crow who is filling in for Bob Bruneau (pictured). Visit Incanto’s website for more information. Incanto owner, actor and star of hit stage comedy “Greater Tuna”, Tracy Parks’ portrayal of the matriarchal Aunt Pearl Burras has taken on a life of its own since the play debuted at Incanto last November, recently closing after a very successful run. On most Saturdays, Aunt Pearl ventures out

of Tuna and calls bingo in Incanto’s piano bar for local worthy causes, including the Ballet Folklorico Tradiciones dance troupe who perform regularly during intermission. They are raising funds for travel to China again this year to attend an international dance competition in September with the help of Aunt Pearl’s bingo and Loteria fundraising efforts. Sporting her signature flowery hat, wooden cane and sharp tongue, Aunt Pearl shares jokes and sordid, often hilarious tales of her adventures on the bus from Tuna to Vallarta and back, and all about her baths in the Rio Cuale wearing only her “unmentionables”. Some may also recognize her from the streets of Old Town in recent months with fellow Tuna actor Ron Spencer as Vera Carp while out

promoting the show. “Rumor is we may do ‘Tuna Does Vegas’ next season. We’d play Las Vegas showgirls, dueling Elvis impersonators, and 18 other characters.” - Tracy Parks Pearl’s saucy quips and dubious tales of sleepwalking dead husbands and egg-sucking poodles only add to the fun. Prizes include show tickets, gift certificates, and cash! Happy Hour prices 4-6pm. ‘Amber’, a sexy male belly dancer also performs. Saturdays at 4pm in the piano bar. Visit Incanto’s website for more information www.IncantoVallarta. com. No cover charge in the piano bar. Located at Insurgentes 109 at the Rio Cuale. Summer hours are 4pm-11:30pm Tues. - Sun. Phone: 322-223-9756. Casual dining. Closed on Mondays.

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fast. Luckily, the waiter soon arrived with baskets of tortilla chips and salsa along with a refried bean dip. Perfect. I waited politely for others to dig in, but apparently made a wrong turn there as well. This time Maya’s mother chimed in: “O, no quieres comer? Eres un hombre grande, sé que te gusta comer. Intentando perder peso??” Fair, no one has called me skinny in a decade or two...I made my choice between flavor and six-pack abs a long time ago. My only regret is knowing enough Spanish to understand but not to generate a reply to my standard. Accepting defeat, I laughed along with the group, grabbed a few chips and began to heal myself from the burn. After a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice and more rapid-fire Turbo Latin exchanged between the other occupants at the table, the waiter appeared again to take our orders. He went around the table before coming to me, where I placed my order for Chilaquiles Yaquesita, a twist on the traditional morning dish

served with thick cuts of steak...a sure cure for what ailed me. At least, it would relieve my internal issues...my cultural difficulties were nowhere near an end. “Rojo o verde?” prompted the waiter, asking me to choose between the available sauces for the dish. “Verdes. Verdes son mejor.” Maya opined. “Verdes.” came the consensus from the table. “Rojos.” I replied, apparently not feeling mocked enough. Hilarity ensued...at least, I believe so. I got some of what was said. As we waited for our orders to come out, I was asked to repeat a long series of Spanish syllables that I can only assume was profane, as even people at the next table clearly saw the humor contained within. Maya’s sisters also jumped into the fray. ¿Por qué pones esos pañuelos en tu muñeca?, she asked, wondering about the colorful cloths that are usually wrapped around my right wrist. Forgetting exactly why at

the moment, I sloshed my pickled morning mind for a response. Sensing I had no chance in hell at passing along the explanation I had previously given her, Maya jumped to my defense with the expertly crafted piece of marketing I had devised...sweaty brows and emergency tourniquets and blahblah. Totally not just because I think it looks cool. “Ooooh, que práctico,” smiling sarcasticatly Mama Maya, her years of parenting giving her a keen perception of when she was being nonsensed. Breakfast came at last and all attention shifted to the dishes. My Chilaquiles Yaquesita came served on a wooden plank, stacked high with steak and arriving alongside más frijoles. I survived the gauntlet, party flu and all, and had never been so happy to eat. The food was delicious, but I managed to savor the feeling of being lovingly ripped to shreds as well. That may or may not come with your order. The Verdict: La Yaquesita is an outstanding choice for fulfilling your carnivorous needs, offering a selection of steak dishes in a rotating all day menu. They have other meats as well, and I guess they have food for vegetarians too if you insist. Spanish is predominantly spoken--sometimes you remember we’re in Mexico--but as usual in life, if you’re willing to put yourself out there a little there are rewarding experiences to be had. Maybe I’ll catch you there. Avenida Francisco Villa 1248, Las Aralias www.facebook.com/ Layaquesitagrill/

available. We are not supported by the government, corporations, foundations or businesses. We fully function on private donations. Animals are often found living on the streets after being discarded and/ or extremely abused. We devote ourselves to their physical and emotional rehabi-

Thursday, and special arrangements are necessary. Contact us at spcapv@gmail. com. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www. facebook.com/spcapv. There are photos as well as individual albums of our rescues which include a bit of their background. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $2,000 pesos. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com to obtain an adoption application. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate”

option on our Facebook page www.facebook.com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/.You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/ home or on Facebook.

Vibes & Vices: La Yaquesita AJ Freeman

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’m not exactly a morning person, but any invitation involving the word “desayunar,” from the Spanish verb “to breakfast,” is an invitation I tend to accept. That was the opportunity I found myself with recently when, after rolling over out of another long night’s work, I opened bleary rum-soaked eyes to find a new message from Maya, a friend who had left town a few months ago but had returned to kick off a birthday celebration at this steakhouse and cocktail lounge. The Vibes: Barely functional, I cleared my head enough to masquerade as human on the walk past Los Mangos Library and La Comer on Avenida Francisco Villa to reach the restaurant. My party was easy to spot in the spacious dining hall of La Yaquesita, which specializes in fine cuts and hearty sides in the evening hour, but on this day was the backdrop for breakfast. It is my belief that everyone needs a source of harmless ridicule for social purposes...people who are too perfect go into that uncanny Valley Ken doll territory where since the issues aren’t minor and visible, they must be hidden and severe... think of Patrick Bateman and his manicured good looks, refined tastes, impeccable eye for aesthetics, and uncontrollable blood lust. Most of my ridicule over the years has taken aim at my tendency to talk a lot, my unusual system of dress, or my (slightly) exaggerated sense of self-confidence, but here in Mexico, however, the target for teasing is most often my lack of command over the local language. I

can read a script okay--I call myself AJ and would like a beer please, thank you--but original thoughts and conversation get shaky fast...I couldn’t translate this article at gunpoint. Which was too damn bad for me, as today I had walked into a meal with Mexican family and friends fully intent on showing their love with a constant stream of derision. The Vices: The greetings began almost the moment I walked through the door when a hilarious imitation of a Yankee accent rang out: “OVUR HEER!” Maya’s cousin waved enthusiastically as everyone had a good laugh at the weird foreigner. Maybe a Boy Scouts of America shirt wasn’t the best choice for today. “Basta,” warned Maya’s mama. “Tu amigo habla español, si?” I knew the answer to this one, but my translator wasn’t in the best condition...laboring with every stroke, it swam up until it breached the surface of Hangover Lake: “Si, estado aprendiendo por 3 años.” I was never going to get through it like this...I needed some food, and

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

e opened our sanctuary in January of 2012 on the outskirts of Puerto Vallarta. We are a no-kill shelter and can house up to 130 animals at once. We rescue and find permanent homes for over 250 animals each year. The mission of

SPCA de PV is to help fund and promote sterilization, adoption and healthcare efforts for companion animals in the Puerto Vallarta area, with the goal of eliminating the euthanasia of healthy and adoptable animals. Our main focus is to rescue the abused, homeless animals from Puerto Vallarta’s streets and place them in foster homes in both the United States and Canada until permanent homes are

litation and invite everyone to join one of our escorted tours and interact with the animals at our private shelter. We offer one tour per week during the summer months, either Tuesday or

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Explore The Riviera Nayarit: Lo de Marcos, a miniature paradise

his area is home to one of the most relaxed coastal villages in the Riviera Nayarit, with a growing service sector that’s keeping pace with the needs of its visitors. Lo de Marcos is a tranquil getaway where the hustle and bustle of the world is still at bay. This is the quintessential village by the sea: quiet, narrow streets, flowering trees, and colorful façades. The town has evolved at its own pace and its service sector has been growing to keep up with the needs of its visitors: bungalows, villas, comfortable hotel rooms, and a full-service trailer park are just some of the options the tourist has when they visit. In the wintertime, the town receives a large number of RV travelers. WHAT TO SEE The crystal-clear, turquoise-tinted waters and the intense emerald color of the tropical vegetation surrounding the town to create a beautiful, relaxing landscape. The best-known beaches are Los Venados, Las Minitas, El Atracadero, and Lo de Marcos. There’s a natural estuary just to the north, home to a fabulous variety of birds, many of them migratory. Note: If you visit the estuary we do recommend wearing insect repellent, preferably biodegradable. WHAT TO DO Activities At Lo de Marcos you can simply lay out to catch some rays, go for

a swim or pick a favorite water sport like snorkeling, surfing or SUP. If you prefer, you can tool around in a kayak, enjoy some waterskiing, jet skiing or even a banana boat ride, as well as do some bird-watching and hiking around the estuary. You can also hop aboard a boat to Rincón de Guayabitas, the Isla del Coral or El Cangrejo, as well visit the beaches at El Beso, Tortugas, and Los Ayala. Eat like a local Enjoy a delicious pescado

zarandeado (grilled red snapper) or a seafood platter prepared with all the flavors of Nayarit in any of the thatched palapas that dot the beach. Back in town, the public plaza has a colorful bandstand and is surrounded by small businesses and a handful of homestyle restaurants offering traditional dishes in a welcoming atmosphere. Go to the tianguis! Every November, the Tianguis Lo de Marcos (Lo de Marcos

Marketplace) sets up shop, offering an open-air experience with great food, live music, and stands selling unique products. Visitors can find handmade objects, homemade baked goods, sauces, piñatas, blown glass, fresh vegetables, and much more. It’s open on Saturdays from 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Luis Echeverría street. An event that has become quite a tradition in this coastal village is the Taste of Lo de Marcos. It has

been held every year in February for the past six years at the Centro de Fiestas Los Delfines (Calle Luis Echeverría No. 9), very close to the town’s main plaza. The Taste of Lo de Marcos was created to raise donations to help maintain this gem of a town. The program includes live music, plus tastings and food for sale by local restaurants, as well as stands selling artisan products. Explore and be adventurous If you love adventure and like to go off the beaten path head over to Xplore, located on the very southern end of the beach just south of town. This tour operator offers visitors real adventure in extraordinary surroundings, specializing in tours inspired by life in the great outdoors including diving, sport fishing excursions, surfing lessons, snorkeling, Stand Up Paddleboard classes, and hiking excursions, among others. It has a great beach club with a camping area, a restaurant, and a bar. For more information visit www. facebook.com/Xploremexico HOW TO GET THERE If you’re driving take Federal Highway 200 Tepic-Puerto Vallarta, which connects northern, southern, and central Mexico. The town is located approximately 45 km (28 mi) down the road as you leave Vallarta towards Tepic. Catch the Pacifico bus from the main bus station past the airport. Buses leave every 20 minutes. Fare is approx. 120 pesos per person.

Get Paid $120,000 Visiting Mexico’s Most Beautiful Resorts

ow does this sound? A year in Mexico’s most beautiful destinations — including Nuevo Vallarta, Riviera Maya, Los Cabos, Acapulco, Puerto Peñasco, and Puerto Vallarta — plus gourmet dining, high-end spas, designer golf courses, and exclusive entertainment. All this and a one-year salary of $120,000 plus travel expenses. This over-the-top job opportunity was announced by Vidanta, a collection of premier destination resorts across Mexico. One lucky and qualified candidate will become Vidanta’s brand ambassador with some of Mexico’s most impressive resorts as their new workplace. “It’s an understatement when we say that the ‘perks’ of this position are endless,” Iván Chávez, executive vice president of Grupo

Vidanta, said in a statement. “The lucky applicant will fully immerse themselves in each of our resort destinations; from uncovering ancient Mayan ruins, hidden eateries, and underwater cenotes to discovering the hottest new restaurants and nightclubs.” There is a bit of work involved in the “world’s best job,” however. The brand ambassador will act as Vidanta’s on-location social influencer, gathering content while experiencing the luxury, comfort, and adventure offered at their resorts. It will be the ambassador’s job to inspire travelers worldwide through their experiences, such as breakfast in bed, luxurious spa treatments, poolside margaritas, and zip line adventures through the Riviera Nayarit jungle. Taste-testing new dishes prepared by Mexico’s culinary superstar

chefs, visiting UNESCO World Heritage sites, and stargazing along the Sea of Cortez will be all in a day’s work. The individual selected will go through an extensive training program which will not only prepare them for the brand ambassador role, but will also provide skills for a successful post-Mexico career (if they ever leave, that is). The ideal candidate will have sales or hospitality experience, a warm personality, and willingness to relocate to Mexico along with love for travel and new experiences. If all this sounds great — and why wouldn’t it? — apply online at worldsbestjob.com and submit your resume in addition to an optional 60-second video before Sunday, Oct. 21 at 11:50 p.m. CDT.

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Gorditas Are One Of Mexico’s Greatest Breakfast Foods All hail the “little fatty.”

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here might not be another breakfast in the world quite as good as Mexico’s. From staples like chilaquiles, molletes or huevos rancheros to regional specialties like machaca, tortas ahogadas or birria, few countries have mastered the art of breakfast so well. In many parts of the country there is one undisputed breakfast king: the gordita. The gordita, meaning “little fatty,” is a popular snack across Mexico, typically consisting of fried masa dough stuffed with any combination of meat, cheese, eggs, beans, or veg. Traditionally a food from the northern region of Mexico, I visited Gordy Mania, a small, family-run establishment on a busy Torreón street, early one Friday morning. Gordy Mania is a humble place with cracked floor tiles and white and green paint flaking from the walls. Those are the colors of Santos Laguna, the local soccer team whose photos and memorabilia are plastered on almost every surface. The owner Luis González founded Gordy Mania 24 years ago and now employs a staff of six, including three family members. Despite being busy making breakfast for his loyal clientele, he took a few minutes to explain to me what makes a good gordita joint. “The most popular fillings are

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S chicharrón prensado and carne con chile,” González said. Chicharrón prensado is made using pork skin or cheek cooked in salsa verde with green jalapeños, while carne con chile is made with braised pork, with a different salsa verde. Mexicans take their salsas very seriously, he added: “We have five different salsas that we put out on every table, all different from the sauces that the meats are cooked in. We have jalapeño, tomatillo and red chile salsas, and two different salsas made with chile de árbol.” Gordy Mania has an extensive menu, including gorditas with beans and cheese, eggs and nopal (cactus), chorizo with cheese or potatoes, and an array of different

meat stews, priced at 11 to 12 pesos, well under a dollar each. Following González’s advice, I try a couple of gorditas filled with chicharrón and carne con chile. The chicharrón is soft on the tongue, complementing the slightly crunchy tortilla casing, while the salsas are every bit as fiery as you would expect. I wash them down with a mug of coffee and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice before thanking González and moving on my way. It’s not hard to see why the gorditas are so revered: they’re a quick, delicious and filling breakfast that’s kind on the wallet if not the waist. Original: munchies.vice.com

While prolific in the northern states of Mexico, Gorditas around Puerto Vallarta are a bit trickier to find, but worth the effort! In Plaza Caracol, Las Gorditas Nortenas across from Soriana that has excellent fillings and salsas; our favourite is rajas con crema (chilies in cream). At the Soriana in Pitillal, Dona Tota serves up equally fresh and filling gorditas. Closer to downtown, visit Gorditas Rellenas Lolita at 432 San Salvador in 5 de Diciembre neighbourhood.

ix months old and out the door running! The young owners of Puerto Cafe, Aldo and Alvaro from Mexico City and Guadalajara, along with their excellent local staff are dedicated to bringing Puerto Vallarta up to snuff in the world of coffee and teas. They not only work with the best products, carefully raised and prepared by conscientious Mexican farmers but they also create wonderful innovations such as the espresso tonic prepared with top grade espresso, orange and seltzer water over ice. It is the perfect drink any time of day in these summer months. Practically from day one, Puerto Cafe, (Morelos 540 in El Centro) has attracted discerning customers who have spread the word fast that this is a place not to be missed. A few weeks ago two young friends turned me on to this marvelous neighborhood haunt and encouraged me to sign up for their “pop up” cena maridaje (pairing dishes with artisanal beers) and I am very glad I did. Working with surfing buddy and restaurateur Sebastian of La Makai Restaurant in Punta de Mita and Wendlandt Brewery of Ensenada, they created an incredible menu for a room filled with eager guests. The three course meal began with fresh sea snails from the bay in an almond and garlic cream slightly

sweetened with fresh grapes and sprinkled with fresh dill. This was accompanied by a Wendlandt Light Pilsner, slightly aromatic with a lemony finish. The second plate was a delicious grilled octopus on a bed of finely chopped eggplant caponata with a sauce made with farm fresh tomatoes. A Vera Niega Mexican Ale with a maltier punch paired nicely with the savory sauce. Round number three was a pork cheek, confite for six hours to give it a nice crispy edge and melt in your mouth buttery center. This was served over puréed black beans and surrounded by a purée of platano macho to add a perfect sweetness to the dish. A toasted and slightly stronger Red Ale made with an abundance of hops which contributed to the grapefruit flavor, perfectly accompanied the pork. Finally, out came the dessert of cardamom ice cream served on banana cake topped with grilled maple syrup basted bananas. Of course generous coffees of all varieties were served. Puerto Cafe hopes to offer unique evening meals featuring guest chefs on a somewhat regular basis each one to be announced. Their regular service includes artisanal coffees, teas and other drinks plus pastries and sandwich type items and they are open from 7:30AM to 10:00PM. Closed Monday. Go by and meet these friendly and innovative young people. You will enjoy their spirit and dedication to excellence.

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he Jay Sadler Project list continues as we finally have the Salvation Army and DIF New Life Home for Boys in Coapinole within our sights to finish. We have completed two playgrounds: Corral del Risco kinder school project in Punta de Mita. This was completed with a 15,000 peso donation from Foundacion Punta de Mita with The Jay Sadler Project matching. ESC. Prim. Rural Federal Benito Juarez Los Lomas de Monterrey, Nayarit. Playground purchased and installed.

The Jay Sadler Project list continues as we finally have the Salvation Army and DIF New Life Home for Boys in Coapinole within our sights to finish.

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ew things in the world are more eye-catching than well-lighted tables displaying fine, handcrafted jewelry. The play of light over semi- and precious stones and highly polished silver has intrigued the human race from day one. How lucky we are to have David and Elizabeth Ruesga at the Marsol Friday Market every week bringing new, shiny pieces to delight our clientele. What’s also great about this time of year, is that there are no crowds, so carefully perusing the seemingly

endless supply of beautiful jewelry can be yours any Friday. Take your time, ask questions and if you find something that suits you, your credit card is welcome. David has made a series of pieces containing tiger eye, semi-precious natural quartz. Bracelets, earrings, rings, and pendants are resplendent in sterling silver. David and Elizabeth also have a new crop of men’s rings featuring Australian opals, turquoise, and Mexican silver coins to name a few. Ricardo Mazcal is introducing a new product this week

called “Warrior Extract.” It is made from Carambola tree bark and magnesium and has been used in Mexico for over 3,000 years. Found to protect the heart and give a boost to sustain energy when it’s needed the most – during any physical exertion. Bodybuilders, weight-lifters and weekend warriors will be lining up to test-drive Ricardo’s newest extract. Yours truly will give it a shot in the gym and will have a full report next week! The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm year-round.

Future/Ongoing Projects Kindergarten Manuel de Jesus Clouthier del Rincon, Colonia Las Canadas. This is in partnership with the Navy League. Volcanes Kids Education Program. Banner 6X3 meters of the solar system for wall (installed). Painting and repairs to exterior of building. Children’s Cancer Screening Center (CANICA). Purchase new kitchen cabi-

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Making a Difference Jay Sadler Project Update – July 2018 nets and signage for the roads. DIF Casa de Dia in Aurora. Building repairs and painting. Big job. Children’s Bedroom. Build frame and install ½ circle window for local boy with cancer because insects are coming in during the evening hours. Playground Rehabilitation in Magisterio. For Rotary Club Puerto Vallarta Sur. Dives in Misericordia A.C. in Ixtapa. Applied for 40,000 peso grant to purchase playground and install from Eagle Wings Foundation. Playground in Vista Hermosa. Fencing where required for the soccer field and volleyball court. Parque Cora in Colonia Ninos Heroes. Clean 75 meters of wall and spray paint with graphic art. Recreation Center in Aurora. Paint and repair fencing and soccer goal post and install picnic tables. RehaSer Clinic in Puerto Vallarta and Colonia Las Palmas. It is our newest project with Jim Mawdesley and Jim Ranallo heading up the electrical service. They have undertaken to bring the existing electrical service to operational standards while replacing old or nonfunctioning switches, electrical receptacles and ceiling fans. We also are installing twenty-six new light fixtures and wall sconces to add

esoteric value to the clinic. This is in addition to painting the complete interior. REHASER Clinica is an Addiction Clinic that offers personalized attention and treatments for inpatient and out patient services. Unique to the Puerto Vallarta area, there are three treatment models including Residential, External and Outpatient. Located just past Ixtapa in Las Colorado, there services include: Programs for the prevention of addictions; Psychology; Nutrition; Family and/or individual therapy. Visit clinicarehaser.com/en for more information. The Jay Sadler Project is committed to making a difference in local communities, helping to repair and build facilities that support children and disadvantaged people. They provide the necessary resources to improve various institutions in the Banderas Bay area and Puerto Vallarta. These include Day Care Centers, Senior Citizens Homes and Schools for the Disabled, Public Schools in rural areas and other private charitable institutions. They also provide building maintenance, repairs and install playgrounds in the community. By working with government social agencies (DIF) the Jay Sadler Project better identifies those in need. To volunteer or make a donation, visit: http://jaysadlerproject.com/volunteers/

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Cooling Off in Colonial Sophistication: Tlaquepaque W

hen the summer heat and humidity have you hosting happy hour in the Costco walk-in cooler it’s time to head somewhere refreshing for a few days. Only five hours by luxury bus from Puerto Vallarta, or a quick 30-minute flight, Tlaquepaque has grown from a small village on the edge of Guadalajara into a trendy neighbourhood accessorized with chic arts and crafts boutiques, posh galleries and upscale restaurants. Visitors are mesmerized by the colonial streets, plazas and impressive doorways that emanate a distinctly Mexican flair. Your journey starts at the Jardin Hidalgo where the center of Mexican life—the church—rests with a bountiful rose garden. Here you can buy cheap snacks and fun trinkets for friends back home. Travel down Calle Independencia, a converted pedestrian only avenue resplendent with art galleries, shops and cafes. Step inside to view some of the most fabulous examples of Mexican arts and crafts the country has to offer including galleries of renowned sculpturist Bustamante. From traditional textiles to totally modern and unique furniture, the galleries are not for the flint. Prices in

Tlaquepaque reflect the high level of quality you can be assured of when shopping along Gallery Row. Branch off onto the side streets to find artist direct pieces and prices. There are many excellent, renowned restaurants to choose from. Converted haciendas, formerly palatial homes now serve some of Mexico’s most traditional

cuisine. The El Patio restaurant lures in diners with the promise of their all-female mariachi band while the traditional menu offers up savoury Mexican treats. Chiliquilies and café olla for breakfast or the proud Chile en Nogada for lunch with a fresh fruit water will send you on your way. Stop by for a drink at the “El

Parian”, which is famous for being the largest cantina in Latin America. The daily mariachi shows and live entertainment at this pub will have you laughing with the locals. At the end of the day, breeze through the alleyways and listen to the sounds of the streets around you; every building in Tlaquepaque tells a story or two.

Where to stay: Like a child at Christmas, the excitement of entering a new hotel never fails to thrill. Casa Armonia, (Calle Reforma 43, Centro, Tlaquepaque, www.hotelspacasaarmonia. com, $90) with its tall ceilings, tasteful Mexican flair and smile inducing use of love and life as themes for each room, did not disappoint. With the afternoon sun shining through the centre of this eightroom boutique hotel, the pool was basked in a warm light, the rooms all beckoned with cozy comfort and Mexican textiles. Rooms on the main floor are cool and offer respite from the Mexican heat with their thick adobe walls. Rooms on the second floor look down to the colourful pool and garden area while the wrap-around patio with its comfortable loungers encourages settling down and diving back into your novel. Located just two blocks from the centre of Tlaquepaque, this is a great spot to set down for a couple days while you explore. What to do: Cirque du Soleil “Luzia”: August 30 – September 12 – Experience the magic of Cirque du Soleil in this Mexico themed spectacle.

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THIS WEEK SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 EXPOSICION: “BICI TRIAL EN EL PACÍFICO”— Photo exhibition of the “Bike Trial in the Pacific” project, which will be held in the city of Puerto Vallarta at Plaza Galerias Vallarta. The opening will be on September 1 at 6:00 p.m. on the top floor. The exhibition will continue until September 15. BEER PONG TOURNAMENT— 8 teams, 12 cups: who will be the beer pong victors this month? Entry is $150 per team and covers beer for the tournament. Beer prizes for the winning team! Space is limited and the first 8 teams to sign up and pay entry fee are in. More info at facebook.com/MonzonBrewing. 7:00 pm at Monzon Brewing Co. GRAND OPENING: FLORIOS COCKTAIL BAR— Check out new cocktail bar space at Florios Vallarta with special guest DJ Salvatore Rodriguez starting at 8:00 pm. Florios Vallarta (Galeana #185 Colonia Centro) AMSTERDAM EN VALLARTA— Guadaljara band Amsterdam makes the rounds through Puerto Vallarta with a special show at the new location of Akilez Restaurante Bar at 7:00 pm (Francisco Villa #900 L-5 Col. Las Gaviotas) ART GARAGE PV: ART RECEPTION— Check out this small exhibition of local artists and get to know the artists and art of Art Garage PV. 4 to 10 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Park.

ALL WEEKEND LABOR DAY WEEKEND: POOL PARTY— Mantamar welcomes a host of DJ’s to play the soundtracks of the summer. Friday, August 31 with DJ Popo (Deepersoul) and DJ Daniel Sandoval; Saturday, September 1 catch DJ Hoolio Kmacho and DJ Alberto de Leon; Sunday, September 2 it’s DJ Hoolio Kmacho and DJ Jimmi Ibarra. 1 to 8:30 pm each day. Day Pass $500 pesos, $200 pesos goes to your food and Beverages. Day Pass includes Pool Party, Beach Chair and towel. Mantamar Beach Club (Malecon 169)

ONGOING EVENTS ART MALECON SCULPTURES 101— Enjoy a relaxed walk by the ocean while chatting about the sculptures on the Malecon and the local art scene, plus a delicious Mexican brunch or snack at a charming and very unique spot. A fantastic cultural experience with a local friend. Wed, Thu and Fri at 9:00am. Make reservations through Vallarta101 (facebook.com/welovevallarta | 01 322 100 2253) HANDBUILDING WITH CLAY AT ART VALLARTA— This class will take the beginner student through each step of coil and slab building. The instructor will familiarize you with terms ,tools and processes, supporting your creative vision. You will build simple projects from choosing your idea, applying techniques you learn, fini-

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This listing features ongoing acts and events at bars, restauThe Jazz Foundation (Allende 116) rants and venues. Live Music from Wed through Sat at 8:30pm More @ facebook.com/thejazzfoundation Babel Bar (Aquiles Serdán 437, Isla del Cuale) Kelly’s Pour Favor (Lazaro Cardenas 245) Live Flamenco on Sun from 1:00 to 3:00pm Tequila Rush on Tue at 7:00pm 3:Tones on Thu at 7:00pm Cafe Roma (Encino 287) Soul Trip on Sat at 7:00pm Karaoke Party with Catherine on Wed and Fri at 6:30pm

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Captain Don’s (Honduras 126) Sylvie & The Zippers on Fri from 9:00pm to 12:00am Da Crew on Sat from 9:00pm to 12:00am

Luke’s Bar (Peru 1231) Trez Cuartoz on Fri at 3:00pm Soul Trip on Tue at 3:00pm

Cuates y Cuetes (Calle Francisca Rodríguez esq. con la playa Los Muertos) Esaú Galván on Saturday at 10:30am to 1:00pm Fiery Flamenco Group Tatewari on Wednesday from 8:00pm to 10:00pm

Mi Pueblito (Olas Altas 380) Live Mariachi on Sat at 6:00pm Folclorico Dancing & Music on Wed at 6:30pm

Da Simone Restaurant (Basillo Badillo 180) Esaú Galván plays Flamenco on Tue from 7:30 to 10:30 pm Daiquiri Dick’s (314 Olas Altas) Esaú Galván plays Flamenco on Friday at 7:30pm Devils Bar Live (527 Morelos) 3:Tones on Friday from 11:00pm to 1:00am Soul Trip every Saturday from 12 - 2:00am The Zippers every Sunday from 9 - 11:00pm El Bar at Food Park PV The Black Tequila on Sat at 9:00pm El Sonador (Calle Ignacio Luis Vallarta 229) Soul Trip on Sun from 11:00pm to 2:00am Hot Spot (Allende 120, Malecon) DJ Raul with Electronic and Beach House Music on Fri at 8:00pm Incanto (Insurgentes 109) Zen Hour is Tue - Sun at 4:00pm Red Suitcase Band on Sun and Wed at 7:30pm Zoe Wood & Eduardo Leon on Thu at 5:00pm Open Mic on Thu at 7:30pm Joan Houston on Fri at 5:00pm Luis & Fernando on Fri at 7:30pm Dennis Crow on Fri-Sun and Tue-Wed at 9:30pm Yuvia on Sun at 5:00pm Cheko Ruiz Gypsy Kings on Sun at 8:00pm Tongo on Tue at 5:00pm Santiago Martin on Tue at 7:00pm Joby Hernandez on Wed at 5:00pm More @ incantovallarta.com

Nacho Daddy (Basilio Badillo 287) Da Crew on Thur at 8:30pm Texas Embassy Blues Band on Fri at 8:30pm Damaged Goods on Sat at 8:00pm Roxy Rock House (Ignacio L Vallarta 217) Live Rock on Fri and Sat at 11:00pm Service Industry Night with Live Music on Sun Warique (Aquiles Serdan 280) Luis Ortega on Fri and Sun from 7:00 to 10:00pm Wingman (Paseo Díaz Ordaz 552) Live Music Every Night at 9:00pm Que?Pasa (625 Aquiles Serdan) Adriana Ramirez “Electric Grandma and The Gorillas” on Fri 7:30-10:30 pm Tequila Rush on Sat from 7:00 to 10:00pm Zapata Antojería y Bar (Lázaro Cárdenas 308) Electrocumbia & Dance Mixes on Fri at 10:00pm Salsa, bachata, son, cumbia DJ on Sat at 10:00pm

RIVIERA NAYARIT Ana Banana’s (La Cruz) Paul and the Availables on Fri from 7:00 to 10:00pm El Atico (Jose Mariscal 33, Sayultia) Soul Trip on Tue at 9:30pm Octopus’s Garden/Hikurir (Coral 66, La Cruz) Los Oscaritos every Thu at 8:00pm

To be included in this directory: Add your listing at vallartatribune.com/eventos Deadline for Publication: Friday before Thursday publication date.

shing with firing and glazing. Monday and Friday from 10:00am to 1:00pm and 1:30pm to 4:30pm; Tuesday and Thursday from 1:30pm to 4:30pm. 350 pesos plus Clay Kit (462 pesos). Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) INTRODUCTION TO WHEEL THROWING AT ART VALLARTA— This is the next step after fundamental building with clay. You will be guided in interactive instruction on the electric potter’s wheel; learning basic techniques, necessary for progressing as an artist in

clay using the potter’s wheel. Basic finishing techniques in high – fire clay, glazing, firing and loading the kiln.350.00 pesos plus clay (462 pesos). Monday and Friday from 10:00am to 1:00pm and 1:30pm to 4:30pm; Tuesday and Thursday from 1:30pm to 4:30pm. 350 pesos plus Clay Kit (462 pesos). Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) For all the events visit www.vallartatribune.com/eventos

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