Issue 1113, August 2 - 8 , 2018 by Vallarta Tribune

LOCAL

Medical Matters Admission! Page 09

RIVIERA NAYARIT

Vibes & Vices: Dias de Rumba

What To Do and See In The Riviera Nayarit

Page 10

Page 17 August 2 - 8, 2018 Year 21 Free Issue 1113

FR EE

GU ID E

ALL INCLUSIVE NEWS AND ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE FOR VALLARTA AND RIVIERA NAYARIT

MAP OF BANDERAS BAY

PAGE 12 - 13

VALLARTA SHOPPING PAGES 18-19

EVENTS PAGES 20 - 21

CROSSWORD PAGE 22

WWW.VALLARTATRIBUNE.COM | FB/VTATRIBUNE | TWITTER @VALLARTATRIBUNE | INSTAGRAM @VALLARTATRIBUNE

local

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

e opened our sanctuary in January of 2012 on the outskirts of Puerto Vallarta. We are a no-kill shelter and can house up to 130 animals at once. We rescue and find permanent homes for over 250 animals each year.

The mission of SPCA de PV is to help fund and promote sterilization, adoption and healthcare efforts for companion animals in the Puerto Vallarta area, with the goal of eliminating the euthanasia of healthy and adoptable animals.

being discarded and/or extremely abused. We devote ourselves to their physical and emotional rehabilitation and invite everyone to join one of our escorted tours and interact with the animals at our private shelter. We offer one tour per week during the summer months, either Tuesday or Thursday, and special arrangements are necessary. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

Our main focus is to rescue the abused, homeless animals from Puerto Vallarta’s streets and place them in foster homes in both the United States and Canada until permanent homes are available. We are not supported by the government, corporations, foundations or businesses.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. There are photos as well as individual albums of our rescues which include a bit of their background. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $2,000 pesos. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com to obtain an adoption application.

We fully function on private donations. Animals are often found living on the streets after

To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook.

com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

welcome

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

t the Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus. Current fare is 7.50 pesos and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers.” TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind. Drivers typically do not carry change.

UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is about 25-50% cheaper than a taxi, but this is subject to change. The benefits of using Uber are set fares and the ability to follow up directly with your driver if there is an incident or you leave an item behind. MONEY EXCHANGE: Typically a bank will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (Caja de Cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been

awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you too. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@ gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexico is a tolerant culture, basic politeness is appreciated. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings. Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip). And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 12,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team editor@vallartatribune.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com Web Manager Rachel Drinkcard Racheldrinkcard@gmail.com

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

CALLING IN MEXICO Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

IMMIGRATION: 322.224.7719

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065

CONSUMER PROTECTION: 01.800.468.8722

FIRE DEPARTMENT: 322.223.9476

TOURISM OFFICES Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

AMBULANCE: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers!

CONSULATES American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month

NAME

PASS

DATE

CARNIVAL SPLENDOR CARNIVAL SPLENDOR CARNIVAL SPLENDOR CARNIVAL SPLENDOR CARNIVAL SPLENDOR

3,200 3,200 3,200 3,200 3,200

01/08/2018 08/08/2018 15/08/2018 22/08/2018 29/08/2018

In the month of July Puerto Vallarta welcomes 16,000 passengers!

Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. 226-0800 * www. vallartatribune.com * https://www.facebook.com/VtaTribune/

Cut out and put near your phone for handy reference

editorial

Editor’s

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

SUMMER 2018

Note

Resort Daypass GUIDE

editor@vallartatribune.com

Editor’s Note by Marcia Blondin

adeline asked me to fill in for her this week. Her mother died last night in a car crash and Madeline and her son, Max, are flying to meet family in Vancouver, B.C., as I write this. I met Moralea, Madeline’s mom, a couple of times over the past five years that Mad’s has been editor of the Tribune. She was an expert on butterflies and moths and hunted them (if that’s the right word) to photograph them wherever she was in the world. Her lovely photos were often seen in MexiGo! magazine and in this publication. Her and Madeline were very close and Moralea was Madeline’s biggest, loudest cheering fan. It was mutual. Que descanse en paz, Moralea. Okay, I also edited much of this issue so any mistakes are clearly mine. You can expect another big gathering this coming Sunday at Babel Bar on the Island. From 2 to

8 pm, celebrate the Third Annual Cheryl’s Shoebox Summer Bash. It’s a great cause - making sure all kids have shoes to wear to school. Bring some extra cash to buy some school supplies; the organizers will have them all bagged up. It’s also very fun. Watching grown people

do some very odd things. Hilarious teamwork, good food and drinks. What could be better on a Sunday afternoon? Madeline said to keep it short so I will end with: Have a great week. Safe travels. Marcia

From simple hotels to luxurious resorts the Vallarta Tribune has collected all the available daypass details so you can relax poolside from Punta Mita to Mismaloya. You’re welcome.

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT... SADIE by Janice Gonzalez

adie is a very special little lady! She was rescued after having been hit by a car. Her spinal surgery left her unable to use her hind legs to walk. But Sadie gets around quite well actually! She loves her wheelchair and when not in the chair she wears a jumpsuit to protect her skin while she slides herself around. Sadie is a Labrador mix, between 2.5 and 3 years in age, and weighing a bit over 35 pounds. She has a medium high energy level and enjoys running and playing with other friendly dogs. She’s not a fan of felines, however. Most of all, though, Sadie

loves her humans and enjoys all the attention she can get from her people. She is now available for adoption and we are looking for the

most perfect forever home. If you think this special girl would be the perfect companion animal, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt Sadie.

It’s too much information to include in this little spot so we’ve put it in a handy PDF you can download at: www.vallartatribune.com/daypass

local

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Busing Banderas Bay Bruce Howells

Marcia Blondin

busbanderasbay@gmail.com

marciavallarta@gmail.com

Bruce is a retired Canadian, who along with his wife Velma, took a “mulligan” on life and escaped the cold of Canada and settled in the Vallarta area. Fulfilling a retirement dream of not driving anymore, Bruce will use public transportation to tour the bay and tell his tales here. Tips and itineraries welcome.

Window Shopping in Vallarta

take a forty-five minute bus ride from near the beginning of the “R12” route to Old Town and have time to gaze out the windows at the businesses, and people as they go about their daily lives. I view sheep, a horse, and chickens on the road in the early portion of my journey, and then a stretch of highway where there are cattle penned up and chickens running about before entering the local colonias where the drivers maneuver the bus with great dexterity past parked vehicles, taco stands, topes, and on Mondays, a street market. If you do not like running the A/C all day, you quickly realize FANS are your new best friend (BFF). Our current casa has no ceiling fans (WTF?), so we decided to buy another one to complement our existing two. Walmart, 350

pesos, carried it home on the bus. While it is a good fan and ok, we both wanted more than ok, we also wanted to be able to hear the TV. I had noticed, while on the bus, a small shop on Peru Ave, as the bus enters the cobblestone streets in the 5 de Diciembre area, which sold fans that looked rugged and more durable than the Walmart special. I exited in front of the business, tried several fans and quickly found one to my liking. The testing and negotiating took ten minutes. I told the merchant I would be back but he looked skeptical. The look of surprise on his face when I came back thirty minutes later was priceless. I wonder how many people tell merchants “I’ll be back”? Carried our fourth fan home on the bus. It has proven to be a great success and is now the official

OVER 600,000 INTERNATIONAL VISITORS AND 430,000 NATIONALS WILL VISIT BANDERAS BAY THIS SUMMER.*

Promote your events in English & Spanish this summer! and

Book advertising in the Vallarta Tribune and receive FREE advertising credit with Radio RadianteFM Contact: editor@vallartatribune.com *2017 STATISTICS WWW.AEROPUERTOSGAP.COM.MX

bedroom fan. The next time I need a new BFF, I will be taking the bus to the El Rey Del Aire on Peru. No one, I believe, knows why Forrest Gump decided to stop running. I had a Forrest Gump moment recently. I decided to get my hair cut for the first time in threeand-a-half years. Perhaps there was some subliminal messaging involved. As you leave Old Town into Centro, the bus turns right onto Juarez and heads straight for “Jerry’s Barber Shop” before sharply turning the wheels and swinging the bus around the narrow corner. When I made the decision to cut my hair, I found myself in Centro, walking the one-way street in reverse until I found Jerry’s. I was the only customer and Jerry asked

if I wanted beer or water. Hoping to influence the guy who was going to cut my hair, I ordered water. Jerry’s English was good, and after many questions on his part, I believed he was somewhat sure how short I wanted it (No brush cut or shave, but I didn’t want to be going back every three years for another cut). He attempted to get his music going, alas, no WiFi. He commenced cutting while I calmly held my water. A friend of his came in and solved the WiFi issue. First time I’ve had a haircut while the barber sang along to rap music with his scissors snipping away. Everyone, including me, seems to like my new hair! The next time the urge strikes for a haircut, I will be taking the bus to Jerry’s Barber Shop on Juarez.

ast Tuesday, Paco Ojeda triumphed once again in his exciting series of Music Appreciation lectures bringing us gutsy and emotional “Protest Songs of the Vietnam War.” Paco managed to keep politics out of the entire 90 minutes; no mean feat. He is unparalleled as a researcher, and as a musicologist, he did not miss a beat in this lecture. Even though, as he pointed out at the beginning, the Vietnam War was not his generation, and the protest songs were not his music. We, in the audience, that were that generation, could not fault a thing. Busy as we were wiping our eyes through much of it. Take a bow, Paco. Seriously great stuff. There’s a possibility Paco will reprise this one lecture because of a scheduling snafu. I’ll keep you posted. Vallarta’s roving blind tenor, Rodolfo, sang to a small crowd at Katana last Wednesday. If you are in Vallarta, please try and join us for a drink, spend an hour or so listening to traditional songs with this extraordinary man whose voice has been compared to Andrea Bocelli’s. The sushi is outstanding, the A/C keeps everybody cool, and the drinks are unusual and refreshing. Katana is upstairs at Lazaro Cardenas 315. Rodolfo is scheduled every Wednesday from 6 to 9 pm. It would mean the world to him if he could sing for you. Friday after the Marsol Market, Swedish Lovely Margareta and I had lunch at Daiquiri Dick’s; it was so excellent. By 3 o’clock, the most powerful storm of the year was bombarding Vallarta with rain, lightning, thunder, and the streets were knee-deep in water. I have a great big (fraidy) cat who is terrified of thunder and rain if it’s noisy and I suddenly needed to get home to be with him. After I got out of my soaking wet clothes, I learned of the passing at 3 pm that same day of a great friend of mine – Ken Grover. The midday tormenta was nothing but Ken shouting goodbye to the people and the city he loved so well. Sail on, Kenny and say hi to Miranda. Saturday morning, I stopped in to see Scotty and Allyn at their

local

From Here

incredible house overlooking the city. They just got back from visiting our mutual friendChristina in San Miguel de Allende. I asked Scotty how their stay was at Casa de los Chiqueados. He mentioned bowls of fresh fruit, handwritten notes, giant bouquets of flowers, bottles of wine and handmade chocolates. Scotty told me they toured the latest addition to the Casa – a two-story suite that they didn’t stay in and said it was more beautiful than the house we were sitting in! I was curious about shopping in SMA. So many people from here go to Guadalajara, Tonala, and Tlaquepaque. Scotty says SMA is better than all three of those cities put together and infinitely cheaper as much of the fine art is produced in or close to SMA. All you folks out there looking to get away from the heat and humidity and maybe do some shopping, think about Casa de los Chiqueados and San Miguel de Allende. Oh, Scotty also said the Casa is walking distance to everything you need. And if you mention the Vallarta Tribune when you reserve (see the last page of this issue!), Christina will give you 20% off. I can feel you cooling off already! Babel Bar on the Isla was hopping on Saturday with some of Vallarta’s finest musicians. There had to have been a steady two

hundred Vallartenses enjoying fine guitar work, good food, stellar company and the great vibe that is always in that bar. Arancha, the owner of Babel, had her two young sons helping the waiters. Those kids worked like pros, picking up dishes, bottles, emptying ashtrays; the whole family – except the baby! – worked like crazy. I dearly hope this will be an annual event. The music could not have been better. The pile of musical instruments by the stage attested to the amount of great talent that performed at the Cuale Music Festival. Next week, at Babel Bar, Sunday August 5th, is the “Third Annual Cheryl’s Shoebox Summer Bash.” The Jamaican Brothers and The Zippers will be providing the live music. The last two years were such fun. Lots of businesses get involved with teams that compete against each other in silly games that will leave you breathless with laughter (who dreams up these things??). The most important part of this annual event is to raise money in honor of Cheryl’s memory and her dream that no child should go to school without shoes and have at least a basic amount of school supplies. This shindig gets underway at 2 pm and goes until 8. See you there! Three of us ate like kings at the River Café Sunday night. My two companions had mahimahi encrusted with macadamia nuts, and I was blissed out with an enormous filet mignon from Sonora that was magnificently undercooked. Fork tender, under a peppercorn sauce, accompanied by five or six barely blanched veggies…heaven. Stay dry, stay cool and remember that Mercury is in retrograde AGAIN and remain kind, From Here.

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Paradise and Parenting Leza Warkentin

mommyinmexico.wordpress.com

I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Leg One, Chiapas Trip: Palenque

hen I talked to people about our upcoming trip to Chiapas, Mexico I got many reactions. Several expats had no idea where Chiapas was. The ones who had heard of it thought it was maybe north of here. If they had heard of Chiapas, quite a few of them had only heard of the unrest during the Zapatista uprising in the 1990s. When I spoke to Mexican locals about our trip, they had (thank goodness) all heard of Chiapas, but most had never been there. All of them expressed a deep desire to go, and every one of them had heard of someone who had gone and couldn’t wait to return. When I asked why, they said “because it’s the most beautiful place they’d ever seen.” So there it is. When people hear about the southernmost state of Mexico, Chiapas, they think of mystery, danger, and beauty. I have wanted to see and experience it all (with a de-emphasis on the danger) ever since I first arrived in Mexico in 2000 and heard about the untamed jungle, the archeological wonders in Palenque, and the independent first peoples who still spoke their own dialects. Because of our desire to visit some of the greatest hits on the tourist trail in Chiapas, we were advised to land in Villahermosa, Tabasco, which is one of the larger airports in the area, and pick up a car so we could drive to Palenque. From there, we could see some of the major archeological sites. We stayed in Palenque for three nights. During our stay, we took in some of the waterfalls such as Misol-Ha and Agua Azul. In case you have a teenaged boy or a husband, Misol-Ha is the site of the final scene of the Predator movie. Plus there’s a cave right behind it that you can explore. The guy at the entrance will

even give you a flashlight so you can check out the cave waterfall in the absolute darkness (hope you enjoy bats). Palenque is not to be missed. We paid our entrance fee and found a couple of tour guides waiting to take groups out to the site. My husband is an absolute archeological groupie and I decided if there was ever a time to splurge on the 500 pesos for a guide for the day, this was the time. It was well worth it. Not only did our Mayan guide have a profound understanding of customs and culture of the people who inhabited the city, he knew all the most macabre stories that would keep the kiddos interested for the two hours we spent around the site. We also signed up for a tour to the ancient Mayan civilizations of Yaxchilan and Bonampak. The trip involved three hours in a van

and an hour long boat ride on the Guatemalan/Mexico border edging the Lacandona jungle. That’s where we must have woken up a group of howler monkeys. If you ever feel like hearing the sound that you imagined the monster under your bed made when it was feeling frisky, be sure to find a cranky howler monkey or two. We made the drive from Palenque to San Cristobal de las Casas, 196 km according to Google Maps, in just under six hours. That’s because the road is a little two-way number that winds and twists itself up and around about 2100 meters in elevation. It passes through any number of small indigenous communities, and thus speedbumps (topes) are constant. Not only that, we had to stop at a roadblock set up by two little girls who were not about to let us pass until we bought some platano macho chips they had for sale. Further down the road, traffic was at a standstill for a large tree trunk that was blocking the way on both sides of traffic. The impromptu local road crew removed the tree with a chainsaw. They finally let us pass one by one, as long as we dropped a few pesos in their hands as payment for their labor. Next week I’ll continue with a bit about the city of San Cristobal de las Casas and let you know if it’s worth this long and somewhat nerve-jangling journey (spoiler alert: it is).

local

Sustainably Yours

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Welcome Home

Emily Magewski

Sheryl Novak

EMILY MAJEWSKI was a sustainable landscape designer and consultant for 15 years prior to moving to Mexico in 2011. She and her husband live off grid and are dedicated to helping increase the sustainability of homes and gardens in our region.

Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

The Sustainability of Summer Downtime

Ship or Shop?

sa.novak@solutionsmexico.com

emilyannmajewski@gmail.com

ummer is very much upon us in coastal Jalisco and Nayarit. This chapter in between the barren dry season and full-on wet season is a mini heaven. The watering can gets packed away and the machete doesn’t quite need to be sharpened yet. Predominant tasks shift from keeping the garden alive to keeping its growth from swallowing you whole. But not quite yet. I love those first tentative rains that inspire luminous green growth, unfurling before your eyes like stop action. The rising choruses of cicadas, frogs, mosquitoes and birdsong reverberate in the country, making the night time an almost deafening chorus. As of writing, the earnest rains have not yet started and you can walk about the countryside without feeling mired in mud the consistency of peanut butter. Not yet. Puddles squirming with tadpoles are still a dangerous proposition to the little guys – puddles evaporate from one day to the next. I’ve always felt since moving here what a shame so many non-national visitors miss out on this emerald time, resplendent with lightning storms and abundance in so many forms. Mangoes precede the serious rains in a fruity downfalls. Avocadoes are quietly plumping up on the bough. One’s spirit can re-charge amidst the bounty after a busy high season. Yes, it’s hot, but it’s nothing a little hammock decompression can’t handle. New habits are formed: carrying dampened ‘sweat rags’, bookending any required hustling on either side of a midafternoon siesta… Soon the creeks and riparian tributaries will be swollen with frigid water. As for the former, basking in the seasonal creeks with

a picnic is pretty much my definition of heaven. In our former careers up north, working in horticulture in a tough northern climate, we were grateful as youngsters to have winters off. This seasonal necessity allowed us to travel, with our jobs waiting for us in the spring. Once my husband and I decided to start our family, however, the part time gypsy lifestyle didn’t seem likely to be sustainable. At least to our taste. Instead, amongst other factors, we decided that relocating to Jalisco/Nayarit might offer a similar seasonal work pattern (6 months on, 6 months off) without the imperative to escape snow. We hoped the relocation would facilitate a lifestyle that supported us but also supported ample family time and rest. The hunch turned out to be correct. Even though managing one’s household throughout the feast and famine cycles of high season/low season can be challenging, with diligence required in the financial arena, the tropical summer time offers a rejuvenating stretch that few conventional lifestyles can support. The season represents to me another form of sustainability – a certain period of creative idleness and flexibility that counter balances the routines and regimentation of the other half of the year. Remember – your siestas are recharging your creative juices like the rains recharging aquifers. For those of you lucky enough to be sweating in coastal Jalisco and Nayarit right now, enjoy these verdant days of summer down time!

f you have purchased a newly constructed house or condo in Riviera Nayarit, one of the first questions you will ponder is whether you should buy furniture in Mexico or ship from north of the border. Here are some things to keep in mind to help you make your decision. When it comes to price, the cost to ship will be at least the same as buying new. Factors impacting the final price include distance, weight, and the number of items shipped. The bottom line is the average homeowner will not save money by shipping. Most will pay less buying all new furniture in Mexico. Comfort is another factor to consider. Until recently, you would be hard pressed to find a comfortable sofa, sectional or sofa bed here. Many furniture manufacturers have moved their plants to Mexico over the past ten years as a cost-saving measure. The styles that Americans and Canadians prefer both in design and comfort are now available in Mexico. For example, Palliser, a top brand of upholstered furniture in North America, just opened its third manufacturing facility in Saltillo, Mexico. In addition to shipping its full line of products throughout North America, we can now buy all their sofas, sectionals and sofa beds in Mexico. Remember to consider the difference in the climate when deciding between shipping and buying new furniture. The beautiful pine table that works in Calgary or Chicago could attract termites in your home in Vallarta. The extremely humid summers in your Mexico home could wreak havoc on the particle board backing of a beautiful dresser. The salt air and humidity could quickly oxidize the mechanisms on your recliners and sofa bed causing them to rust. When it comes to durability, it is better to purchase items that take in

to account the climate so that you get the longest lifespan from your furniture and the best return on your investment. Most of the furniture in our northern homes are not necessarily manufactured using the right materials and processes for this climate. Some items have sentimental value. This is where shipping may make more sense. Just ensure that the materials the piece is made from will survive in our humid,

Mexico climate. International shipping is different than shipping within a country and not without its challenges. There is a lot of work involved. You will need to research to separate the good companies from the bad, get and analyze competitive bids, be there for the packing and pick up, be there for receipt and deal with any potential dings and nicks. Although insurance is available, the hassle of getting your claim approved and then having to have the work done locally by a repair person in Mexico will take time and patience. Before considering importing anything, thoroughly investigate all legal requirements. Among the items you may need to provide to the Mexican government include bills of lading, packing lists, proof of last entry date, proof of address, proof of citizenship or immigration status, letters of declaration, empowerment and household goods. New home in Mexico? Email furniture@solutionsmexico.com for a free Home Furnishings checklist.

local

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Medical Matters Pam Thompson

pamela@healthcareresourcespv.com

Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

Admission! Part I

hat is the process when one needs to be admitted to a hospital here? Whether it be an emergency or a ‘planned surgery’? Today we will talk about being admitted to a private hospital in the area. Being admitted to a public hospital is a bit different and we can cover that in another article. It is important that one carries with them a list of medications they take, emergency contact information, medication allergies and copy of ID. Upon admission, if one has insurance, insurance card/information needs to be given. The admitting department will contact the insurance company to open a case. Hopefully it is an insurance that will respond quickly with what is called a ‘guarantee of payment’ (GOP) which will state that yes, the person has coverage and the company will pay directly to the hospital. This GOP will also state if the patient has a deductible or co-pay and said patient will be responsible for this portion. In most cases, even if the patient has insurance, a deposit will be required. This is like opening a bar tab. For those with insurance, once the GOP is received the deposit is cancelled. Of course a deposit can be paid via credit card. The amount of the deposit

(especially if one does not have insurance) will be based on the admitting diagnosis. For example, if someone is being admitted for a heart attack, going to the Intensive Care Unit the deposit required will be substantially higher than if someone is being admitted for dehydration and the patient is going to a regular room (not the ICU). Most hospitals will work with the patient/patient family on the deposit. Perhaps monies need to be transferred from the US/ Canada or family members need to be contacted for assistance. If, after a specific amount of time, all resources have been exhausted and the patient has no funds, then the patient will need to be transferred to the Regional Hospital (public hospital). This is a topic for another day (public versus private system). Admission paperwork is done, consents are signed. All of these are in Spanish. Oftentimes people say “I want these in English”. By law here, all of the paperwork, records, notes….the works, must be in Spanish but can be explained to the patient/family. After the admission there is still a flurry of paperwork to be done for background information, data collection. Dietary, medications, background information. It oftentimes seems overwhelming with continual hospital staff in and out of the room with questions. If the patient is on specific medications and has their own, then yes, they can usually ‘use’ their own medications BUT the medications must be submitted to

the medical staff and given by the medical staff, to be returned to the patient at discharge. It is normal upon admission, especially an emergency admission to have lab work done, diagnostic studies (X-rays, CT scan, etc.) depending on the diagnosis. The patient’s diet will be determined by the admitting physician. “I am hungry!’ the patient says but if they are going to surgery, having specific studies or perhaps are being admitted for a gastric issue, the diet is going to be nil,

nada. Or it could be clear liquids, bland. It all depends on the admitting physicians order. Hospital food here can vary from really good to really yucky, depending on the hospital. Most are pretty much based around chicken or fish. The patient is now settled in their room (all of the private hospitals here are private rooms). There is WIFI (yes, one can have their tablet, phone), satellite TV (yes there are channels in English). No way out of it, the

patient must wear the standard hospital gown and not their own clothes. Friends or family can bring personal hygiene items (toothbrush, toothpaste, etc.). This of course, is an admission that is not in the ICU which I will cover in another article. Friends and family can visit with no more than 3 at a time. Flowers/ plants are not allowed in patient rooms due to allergies. Next week we will talk about the daily routine as a patient. Here’s to a sparkling week!

Anglican Church Puerto Vallarta Formerly Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

“Celebrating conservative family values” Services Sunday 10:00 a.m. English-Traditional Holy Communion All faiths welcome-Casual Dress

How cool it is! Yes, we are now celebrating in our air-conditioned Chapel. Come join us! Fr. Jack continues to welcome people from all walks of life and denominations. Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Father Jack Wehrs/Lay-minister Fer Sandoval e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 130 5073

Web site: www.anglicanchurchpuertovallarta.org Complimentary parking at Sixt Rental Car

local

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Vibes & Vices: Dias de Rumba AJ Freeman

cosmiccapt@gmail.com

AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

here may be no force that brings just enough of the animal out of us Sapes like music. Independent of language, cultural background, or other details that divide us from our 50th cousins, music taps into what makes us both beastly and divine on a fundamental level. After all, who exactly taught you how to dance, or that moving your body in systematic patterns was the appropriate response to hearing music? Scientists believe listening to live music communally synchronizes

the brain rhythms of the audience, fostering feelings of social closeness and monkey bonding that make our species much more receptive to shared experience. Madonna highlights the concept more succinctly: music makes the people come together, yeah. For these reasons, I had been meaning to pay Dias de Rumba a visit for some time now, and a party for a buddy’s wife last week was the perfect opportunity. The Vibes: I almost didn’t make it to the affair either...after a day of beer tasting and outdoor concerts,

Christ Church by the Sea

my plans for the evening began to move in the exact opposite direction from the a lively Cuban-themed bar and dance hall stationed on Calle Constitucion, half a block off Basilio Badillo. Fortunately I was able to make clear to my date for the evening how important it was to cross Centro so I could gyrate with my friends, and so we did just that. Walking up to the party was something of a surprise, with its understated presence from the street giving way to a stylish

entrance arch that made a clear statement of intent. Faint brass and bass pulsed just offscreen as we walked through the parking lot to the main hall, a large, open area framed by tables where dancers could cool down with a cocktail. Of particular note was the optimized use of the space, placing the band on a stage at the opposite side from the entrance across the dance floor from covered seating. Those might seem like relatively minor tweaks to the standard live music setup in local bars until you realize there are actually places where one can sit and have a conversation while the music is playing...it was like they had consulted introverts on the design as well. The Vices: The drink list at Dias de Rumba is fairly standard, national beers and house wines appear alongside all the familiar bottles and the obligatory mojito,

Iglesia Cristo del Mar ENGLISH SERVICE & COMMUNION in the Anglican / Episcopal Tradition

SUNDAYS 10 AM ALL ARE WELCOME

but as with any bar, one comes for the alcohol and stays for the camaraderie. The open floor plan makes scoping out the scenery an enjoyable pursuit, and it would have been fairly easy to find a dance partner had I not had the foresight to bring my own. The roofless salsa space is perfect for staring at the stars on a clear night, and yaknow, the people in the apartment building across the street don’t seem to mind the music...it’s like they enjoy life in this vibrant coastal town or something. If you’re not exactly Fred Astaire out there, never fear. The next time I flip a woman upside down or twirl her in the air will be the first--at least, on the dance floor--so my salsa style is more confidence-based than skillful. To assist in the lightness of our uneducated feet, Dias de Rumba also offers dance classes on Thursdays and select Saturdays at 7pm followed by live salsa music because as far as I can tell, life is half theory and mostly practice. As the night wore on, the cheesecake was cut, and strangers became progressively less estranged, I was reminded that these moments are what we dig through the rest of our existences for, the marshmallows in this lucky charmed kind of life. There’s just something satisfying about coming together to let our inner animals out to play...especially when it’s set to the right soundtrack. The Verdict: Dias de Rumba more than met my expectations, delivering a lively evening of enjoyment as a reward for steering your ship in their direction. With live music, cold drinks, and plenty of space to pull up one’s britches and tap one’s feet, it seems like an ideal environment for unburdening yourself from the stresses of modern life though traditional dance. Maybe I’ll catch you there.

Plaza Genovesa

Be a part of History! Audition for Musical Revue: Naked Boys Singing!

N Center Courtyard Palapa Ave. Francisco Medina Ascensio 2015 www.christchurchbythesea.org mypvchurch@gmail.com

aked Boys Singing! is a traditional American musical Vaudeville-style revue, with direction by Robert Schrock, the original creator, that features six actors who sing and dance naked. This campy Off-Broadway musical comedy opened on July 22, 1999, at the Actors’ Playhouse in New York City. A host of contributing writers includes Robert Schrock, Bruce Vilanch, and Ben Schaechter.

Shortly after the original Off-Broadway closed, producers decided to transfer their smash hit Provincetown adaption of Naked Boys Singing! to the Off-Broadway Stage, and it’s still enjoying a healthy run today. Now Naked Boys Singing! will celebrate its 20th Anniversary with a brand new production in Mexico at Incanto starting October 30, 2018, with an open run, directed by the guy who conceived it all, Robert Schrock.

This hilarious, international, smash-hit musical revue features six men who show it all as they they sing about being, well ... naked! Please note that eroticism is not intended to be part of the show. Auditions will be held at Incanto on August 9th. Please visit Incanto’s website www.IncantoVallarta.com for more details. Click on ‘About Us’ then on ‘Press Releases’, or just follow this link: https://www.incantovallarta.com/ press-release-auditions/

M C Y M CM Y MY CM CY MY CMY CY K CMY

New Branch Located on Av. Revolución 231, Municipio Bahía de Banderas, New Branch Sayulita, Located on Av. Revolución Municipio Bahía de Banderas, SAYULITA Nayarit. (329) 298231, 8909

SAYULITA

Sayulita, Nayarit. (329) 298 8909

Marina Office: (322) 209 0696, Downtown Office: (322) 223 3080, Mega Flamingos Office: (329) 29 661 63 Marina Office: (322) 209 0696, Downtown Office: (322) 223 3080, Mega Flamingos Office: (329) 29 661 63

OVER 600,000 INTERNATIONAL VISITORS AND 430,000 NATIONALS WILL VISIT BANDERAS BAY THIS SUMMER.*

Promote your events 9 in English & PITILLAL Spanish this summer!

5 1

6 VIDANTA

RIO AMECA

PUER

Book advertising in the Vallarta Tribune VERSALLES 5 DE DEC and receive FREE advertising credit 5 with Radio RadianteFM Contact: HOTEL ZONE editor@vallartatribune.com

AL INA V

PUERTO

VERSALLES

5 DE DECIMBR

HOTEL ZONE

RTA

LLA A VA

IN MAR

FLUVIAL

NU EV O

VA L

RT A

S ATE

M TO DE CA BO

OV AL

RTA

GRAND MAYAN PARADISE VILLAGE MEZCALES OCCIDENTAL NUEVO VALLARTA 5 STATE OF NAYARIT HARD ROCK HOTEL 1 GRAND VELAS RIVIERA NAYARIT 7 VIDANTA DREAMS VILLAMAGNA 6 HOTEL MARIVAL2 6 GRAND MAYAN RIU JALISCO5 4 7 26 PARADISE VILLAGE ACQUA FLAMINGOS MEZCALES OCCIDENTAL NUEVO VALLARTA 5 RUI PALACE PACIFICO HARD ROCK HOTEL FLAMINGOS VILLA DEL PALMAR FLAMINGOS GRAND VELAS RIVIERA NAYARIT 4 VILLA LA ESTANCIA DREAMS VILLAMAGNA 25 4 HOTEL MARIVAL ROYAL DECAMERON 6 24 RIU JALISCO 4 BUCERIAS ACQUA FLAMINGOS 23 PUNTA ESMERALDA RUI PALACE PACIFICO FLAMINGOS VILLA DEL PALMAR FLAMINGOS B NAYAR 29 4 VILLA LA ESTANCIA 25MAR VILLA AMORE4DEL 1 ROYAL DECAMERON 7

A LART

MAR

S ATE TOM DE CA BO

az Ord Díaz tavo port Gus l Air Lic. nationa r Inte

STATE OF NAYARIT

3 2

27PITILLAL

RIO AMECA

FLUVIAL

NES MARO AND R G A CA ONES MAR GRAND PLAY TURA A CA AVEN E S PLAY VENTURA BUEN PREMIER AMBILLIA E A S BUEN PREMIER AMBILLIA BUG VILLA N O T A VILLA TON BUG SHER S A ET SHER S SECR AMBER ET SECR AMBER NOW SOL NOW L SOL O DEL CANT A TO DE A Z N A A C AZ S ET PL ET PL S SUNS ICANO SUNS ICANO A PEL A PEL PLAZ LES PLAZ LES TA U R U RTA LOS T ALLA LOS T LY VALLA DLY V D FRIEN APE FRIEN CAPE AR R C A SUNS PALM SUNS DEL PALM NA L E A D RICAN VILLA AMERICA VILLA A A AME FIEST HOLI L FIEST HOLI YA AL STA TURA RT RA A PLAY N KRYSTNAVENTU N RESORTPLALTON KRYUENAVEN DEN RESO HI NDA B GOL LDE HILTO BUE A E O D G N E HACIE PARADIS CLUB HACIE PARADIS CLUB N E N CROW PARADIS ADISE CROW N N PAR CROW ES PA CROW AR &S ES PA S S M INA RT AR T& TRE REG ESO S M INA R UB TIN R SO TRE REG L E C R B ES CE CLU STIN E E W PALA DO RTA WE LAC O TA TH AYAN L SALA VALLA T THE AN PA ALAD LLAR M A E TO IOT S Y R A Y MA A EL TO V IOTT PLA A PUE MARR R Y I A R L GN PLA IA PUE MAR ME MA RAND L NA SA ME D CA IEW G AG N RA SAM YV BA CA IEW G V BAY

az Ord Díaz tavo port Gus l Air Lic. nationa r Inte

*2017 STATISTICS WWW.AEROPUERTOSGAP.COM.MX

and

TO SAYULITA

BUCERIAS PUNTA ESMERALDA PLAYA LA MANZANILLA B NAYAR VILLA AMORE DEL MAR 1

29 22

PLAYA LA MANZANILLA

Agustin Flores Contreras Municipal Stadium Agustin Flores

GRAND PALLADIUM VALLARTA W PUNTA MITA

HOTEL LA QUINTA DEL SOL

GRAND PALLADIUM VALLARTA

Contreras Municipal Stadium

HOTEL LA QUINTA DEL SOL

123 2

FRANCISC MESON DE MITA O VILLA PUNTA MITA FRANCISC MESON DE MITA O VILLA FOUR SEASONSPUNTA MITA 123

16 16

AY AGU PAR

FOUR SEASONS

2 PUNTA MITA ST. REGIS

BUGAMBILLIAS SHERATON SHERATON BUGAMBILLIAS

ST. REGIS PUNTA MITA

PUERTO VALLARTA

W PUNTA MITA

PUERTO VALLARTA

11 11

5 DE 5 DEDECIMBRE DECIMBRE

CENTRO CENTRO

ISLAS MARIETAS

BY SEA TOWNS & COLONIAS BEACHES

RESORTS TOWNS & COLONIAS MALECON BEACHES SHOPPING/ARTWALK

RESORTS MALECON SHOPPING/ARTWALK

1. MARINA RIVIERA NAYARIT BY SEA 2. NUEVO RIVIERA NAYARIT 3. MARINA VALLARTA MARINA 1. MARINA4.RIVIERA CRUISE NAYARIT SHIP TERMINAL LOS MUERTOS 2. NUEVO 5. RIVIERA NAYARITPIER/ WATER TAXIS

3. MARINA VALLARTA MARINA 4. CRUISE SHIP TERMINAL 5. LOS MUERTOS PIER/ WATER TAXIS

LAND & AIR 1. CENTRAL BUS STATION BUS STATION LAND2.&VERSALLES AIR 3. OLD TOWN BUS STATION 1. CENTRAL BUS STATION 4. BUCERIAS BUS STATION 5. INT’L AIRPORT - PVR 2. VERSALLES BUS STATION

3. OLD TOWN BUS STATION 4. BUCERIAS BUS STATION 5. INT’L AIRPORT - PVR

SHOPPING

1. GALERIAS VALLARTA 2. WALMART/SAMS CLUB SHOPPING 3. COSTCO 1. GALERIAS 4. LA ISLA VALLARTA 5. PLAZA CARACOL 2. WALMART/SAMS CLUB 6. MEGA/ LA COMER BUCERIAS 3. COSTCO 7. WALMART NUEVO VALLARTA

4. LA ISLA 5. PLAZA CARACOL 6. MEGA/ LA COMER BUCERIAS 7. WALMART NUEVO VALLARTA

GOLFING

POINTS OF

1. PACIFICO GOLF COURSE 2.GOLFING BAHIA GOLF COURSE 3. LITIBU GOLF COURSE 1. FLAMINGOS PACIFICO GOLF 4. GOLFCOURSE COURSE 5. TIGRE GOLFCOURSE COURSE 2. EL BAHIA GOLF 6. & 7 VIDANTA 3. LITIBU GOLF COURSE 8. MARINA VALLARTA 4. VISTA FLAMINGOS GOLF COURSE 9. VALLARTA

1. TURTLE R 2. WHALE OF POINT 3. PLAYA ESC 1. TURTL 4. KISSING B 5. EL2.CORA WHALC 6. PUERTO V 3. PLAYA 7. ESTERO E 4. KISSIN 8. PITILLAL P

5. EL TIGRE GOLF COURSE 6. & 7 VIDANTA 8. MARINA VALLARTA 9. VISTA VALLARTA

5. EL CO 6. PUER 7. ESTER 8. PITILL

STATE OF JALISCO

BUENAS ARIES

RTO VALLARTA

GRINGO GULTCH CASA KIMBERLY HACIENDA SAN ANGEL

CIMBRE 11

CENTRO

OSIT A EL R HOT

EL NOGALITO

STATE CONCHAS CHINAS

PLA YA LO SAN S ARC VIL P PLA LA LA EM MA OS YA L MER YA PER RIN O CED LOS ADO O SAN S ARC ES MUE RA VIL P LA LA EM MA OS TR PET RTO MER YA L PER RIN ALMOPICA IT HOT S CED OS ADO O VAL AR N H EL PLA E MU R LAR RE OTE YA HYA TA S SOR L TRO S PETI ERTO A CON TT Z L PI T H S CHA IND HOR T IVA O E VALALMAR CAN H OTEL GRA CO PUER CASA S CHIN MAR S PLA LAR RE OTE YA C ND STA TO V KAR AHS YA TA SO L FIE SU ALL MA TT O N P R S ZIVA CHA LIND SHOR RT GAR LAY TA RE ART S O E ZA A PU AME SOR A G BLA NTA RIC T RA CO PUERT CASA CHIN MAR S ND STA O V KAR AS HOT NCA R NEGR AN FIES SUR ALL MA EL ESO A G P A L A MO RT A Y RZA A P TA AM RESO RTA USA E U BL II N RI RT

O VALLARTA

OF JALISCO

GRINGO GULTCH CASA KIMBERLY HACIENDA SAN ANGEL 12 13

EL R

AMAPAS

CASA CUPOLA RESORTS BY PINNACLE

HOT

EL NOGALITO

TA C A HOT NCA R NEGR AN EL M ESO A OUS RT AII

CENTRO

OSIT A

CASA CUPOLA RESORTS BY PINNACLE

15 BUENAS ARIES

AMAPAS

12 13

CONCHAS CHINAS

MISMALOYA

TO EL TUITO

BARCELO

LOS ARCOS

MISMALOYA

BARCELO

LOS ARCOS

TO EL TUITO COLOMITOS LA TROVA CASITAS MARAIKA HOTELITO MIO

BOCA DE TOMATLAN LAS ANIMAS COLOMITOS LA TROVA XINALANI RETREAT CASITAS MARAIKA QUIMIXTO HOTELITO MIO

LAS ANIMAS

MAJAHUITAS

MAJAHUITAS RESORT XINALANI RETREAT

QUIMIXTO

DO YOU REALLY NEED

HOTEL LAGUNITA

THAT STRAW?

MAJAHUITAS MAJAHUITAS RESORT

BOCA DE TOMATLAN

HOTEL LAGUNITA

PALAPA MARACUYA

12 12

PALAPA MARACUYA

19 15

15 18

‘OLD TOWN’

F INTEREST

RESCUE CAMP F AOF TALE HOLE TS INTEREST CONDIDO LE RESCUE CAMP BRIDGE CROCODILE SANCTUARY LE OF A TALE HOLE VALLARTA SIGN A ESCONDIDO EL SALADO NG BRIDGE PLAZA

9. 5 DE DEC. CEMETARY 16. HIDALGO PARK 24. FOREVER SPRING MARKET 10. MIRADOR CERRO DE LA CRUZ 17. THREE HENS MARKET 25. BUCERIAS ARTWALK 11. MALECON 18. MARSOL MARKET 26. RIVIERA FARMERS MARKET 9. 5 DE DELA DEC. CEMETARY 16. HIDALGO 12. VIRGIN GUADALUPE CHURCH 19. MUNICIPAL MARKET PARK 24. FOREVER SPRING MARKET 27. MARINA ARTISAN MARKET 13. LOS10. ARCOS AMPITHEATRE 28. MOVIE + PICNIC MIRADOR CERRO DE LA CRUZ20. EMILIANO 17. ZAPATA THREE MARKET HENS MARKET 25. BUCERIAS ARTWALK 14. ISLA CUALE 21. CUALE CULTRAL CENTER 11. MALECON 18. MARSOL MARKET 29. RED CROSS 26. RIVIERA FARMERS MARKET 15. LAZARO CARDENAS PARK 22. 5 DE DEC MARKET 30. LOS ARCOS NATIONAL PARK 12. VIRGIN DE LA GUADALUPE CHURCH 19. MUNICIPAL MARKET 27. MARINA ARTISAN MARKET 15. OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET 23. HUANACAXLE MERCADO

ORA CROCODILE SANCTUARY RTO VALLARTA SIGN RO EL SALADO LAL PLAZA

13. LOS ARCOS AMPITHEATRE 14. ISLA CUALE 15. LAZARO CARDENAS PARK 15. OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET

20. EMILIANO ZAPATA MARKET 21. CUALE CULTRAL CENTER 22. 5 DE DEC MARKET 23. HUANACAXLE MERCADO

28. MOVIE + PICNIC 29. RED CROSS 30. LOS ARCOS NATIONAL PARK

IF YOU DON’T NEED THAT STRAW, THEN THE NEXT TIME YOU ORDER A DRINK SAY -

Sin popote, por favor!

local

Featured Property Lot Horizonte Azul 7

South shore 3, 218 sq.ft $250,000 USD

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Mind Body Wellness: Facing my Fears One Temazcal at a Time By Sarah Johanna

D T

his incredible OCEANFRONT building lot features amazing views of the turquoise bay and iconic Los Arcos islands. A private, paved lane provides direct automobile access and all services are in place to build your dream home just 15 minutes from downtown, but a world away. Imagine having morning coffee overlooking the incredible natural panorama and sunset cocktails to the gentle sounds of lapping waves. Watch sea birds, whales and

dolphins from the comfort of your own home. Current building regulations would allow a very spacious custom home, or purchase the adjacent lot (also available) and construct an incredible Villa, luxury B&B or destination vacation rental. Relatively few buildable oceanfront lots remain with such easy access and incredible views, so act quickly before this opportunity is gone. www.boardwalkrealtypv.com/ properties/lot-horizonte-azul-7/

espite my obvious interest in alternative medicine, some of my most profound healings have not been the result of me seeking them out; rather they have found me. This was the case with my most recent experience: my first temazcal. I had been exposed to the idea of a temazcal before, heard stories of the different types practiced in multiple cultures for varied purposes, but never felt like I needed to try it until recently. In all honesty, the thought of voluntarily putting myself in a small, sweltering hot, space crowed with people and filled with smoke didn’t sound very therapeutic to me, it sounded scary. For those of you who are not familiar with the concept, a temazcal is a ceremonial practice originating from the Pre-Hispanic indigenous people in Mesoamerica. It can be compared to a sweat lodge and is used for both spiritual and medicinal

Before we enter Debra talks to the group healing. The theory is based around physically exerting the body to the point of cleansing it of physical, mental, and spiritual ailments. Various beliefs are intertwined with the basic concept depending on the intent. My temazcal found me through a new friend I made while we were both walking our dogs on the beach

of the four elements: Water, Earth, Air, and Fire. Once we were all inside, the door was covered sealing us in with at least fifteen other women sitting so close we were touching. We were told this is meant to be healing and not hurtful so they would allow a small second door to be opened up at certain points if needed. We realized we were sitting in front of this hidden second door and let out a small sigh of relief. The ceremony itself included song, prayer, drumming and chanting. We smudged copal on the rocks and called out to the elements and spirit when the space filled with steam after water was thrown into the pit. We were at varied levels of clothed and were offered mud from the elders to rub on our faces and bodies. The air was thick, I sweat more than I thought possible, but I embraced it and released my mind while I let the feeling wash over me. I reveled in the fact that I was surrounded by such a loving and

one morning. Fast forward a few days later to drinks in San Pancho and I begin telling her how I ended up in Mexico. The moment she heard the word curandera, Jamie told me how the other dive instructor where she worked had spent some time with the Huichol people and invited her to several ceremonies in the past. There was a women’s temazcal coming up just before the full moon and I agreed we should try it. Building up to it, I was nervous I wouldn’t be able to take the heat, my mind would succumb to fear, and I would have to shamefully exit. When we arrived, I met Jamie’s friend who would be leading the ceremony. She explained the process of writing down the things we wanted to let go of so we can burn them in the fire, and then inscribing a wish we have for any of the woman there, which we placed in a box that we would each pick from at the end. The whole thing took place at Nawake, a growing property in Bucerias where these types of events are regularly held and the folks who live there share a communal mindset. Jamie and I were the only English speaking participants so the ceremony was held in Spanish but we were able to follow along just fine and they were kind enough to translate a few key pieces for us. After walking through a small circle of smoke and bowing down to ask permission for entry, I crawled into the circular structure covered with bamboo mats and blankets. There was a big pit in the middle where the volcanic rocks that were roasting in a fire just outside the hut would be brought in during four keys points of the ceremony. Each time the door opened to allow air out and bring more rocks in, we honored one

local

The Balance Series

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Streets Alive

Who were Zaragoza and Iturbide? By John Warren

Tom Stickney

tom.stickney@puntamita.com

Putting Balance

alance is controlled by your pivot motion- the way you twist and turn and displace weight on the way back and through. This my friends is the key to a good golf swing and consistent shots. In this series we will help you to better understand how balance works within your entire golf game. Enjoy… As we know putting is one of the most delicate motions in golf and something as simple as the wind blowing can make this even harder, not to mention all the other more complex fundamentals. One

open group of women who had invited me to share a very private and meaningful moment, accepting me without question. I felt connected to the earth, something that is so important to me, and was able to not only survive the temazcal but enjoy it. The women’s temazcal is held

of the worst things that can happen to someone is when their core is unstable or their fulcrum moves when using a longer putter. This motion is usually caused by poor balance from side to side and/or back to front. Thus, if you maintain the correct set up and find how to better lock your weight and balance in at address then you will have a fighting chance to stay more still during your stroke. Keep yourself balanced from back to front and side to side period and you’ll thank me! https://youtu.be/brUoV4i_Lwg

monthly, along with other events open to all. If you are interested or have questions, please feel free to email me. The experience may not be for everyone, especially if you have certain medical conditions but for some, this may be a valuable part of your journey.

The volcanic rocks are kept hot in a fire outside the structure until it is time to bring them in

he major landmark on the Malecon is Los Arcos, the four-arch structure that dominates the amphitheatre where residents and visitors enjoy free concerts and entertainment almost every night. To the south of Los Arcos is the Naval Museum and that’s on the corner of the Malecon and Calle Zaragoza. But why would a city planner name a street Zaragoza, you ask. Because he is another Mexican hero who happened to be a military general and a politician with a liberal view on life. Born in 1829, Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín , joined the rebel cause in the early 1850’s and found himself, at age 26, in command of a rebel army fighting against the dictator of Mexico, Antonio López de Santa Anna. The rebellion and civil war led to the re-establishment of a constitutional democratic government in Mexico and another Mexican hero, Benito Juarez, became President. Zaragoza was appointed his Secretary of War but when French forces invaded Mexico in 1862 he resigned his political office to lead the Mexican army against the invaders. His main claim to fame is that his army defeated the French at the battle of Puebla on 5th May 1862; celebrated as the famous “Cinco de Mayo”. However, shortly after this famous victory the 33 year old Zaragoza contracted typhoid fever and died. Sad! Zaragoza, the street, is well worth exploring. Heading east from the Naval Museum you’ll come to the corner with Calle Morelos and can choose to have a delectable and delicious ice cream form La Michoacana ice cream store (personally recommended) or a coffee at Starbucks which is across the street and on the downtown square, Plaza Principal de las Armas. Here you can get your shoes shined, listen to the music from the bandstand or eat supper at the taco stands in the evening. Calle Zaragoza climbs slightly to Calle Hidalgo, skirts the landmark church named after the national saint of Mexico, the Virgin of Guadalupe, and then you’ll be climbing the steps with a beating heart towards the house previously owned by Elizabeth Taylor and now the upscale restaurant and hotel of Casa Kimberly. It’s a great street to

explore. To the north of Zaragoza is a street named after the first Emperor of Mexico, Agustín de Iturbide. Other than giving a nod to equal opportunity, I cannot see why a street would be named after this man. Born in 1783 into the upper class of Spanish America he believed in the dominance of Spain and of the Roman Catholic Church and as a young man he joined the royalist army as an officer. When the Mexican War of Independence broke out in 1810 the leader of the insurgents, Manuel Hidalgo, offered Iturbide a position in the revolutionary army but Iturbide refused and pledged himself to the Spanish cause instead. Ten years later and after an intermittent war between the conservatives and the revolutionaries the Mexican independence movement became more unified. In reaction to a liberal coup d’état in Spain, the conservatives in Mexico (formerly staunch royalists) advocated immediate independence. Iturbide assumed command of the army and, at Iguala, joined his reactionary force with Guerrero’s radical revolutionaries. The Treaty of Córdoba was signed in Spain in August 1821and it recognized the independence of Mexico. It seemed that all iMexi-

cans would be deliriously happy. Not so! The revolutionary coalition quickly fell apart as Iturbide removed Guerrero and his supporters from all power that they had and, on May 19, 1822, Iturbide placed the crown upon his own head and became Agustín I, emperor of Mexico! An arbitrary and extravagant ruler, he proved unable to bring order and stability to his country, and all parties soon turned against him. A year after his self-coronation, on March 19, 1823, Iturbide abdicated and fled to Europe. but a year later he returned to Mexico unaware that the congress had decreed his death. Captured on July 15 1824, he was executed four days later. Although regarded by most scholars as a self-serving military adventurer, he has remained for the Roman Catholic church and for the conservative classes the great hero of Mexican independence. Hmmm. The Boy on The Seahorse, “El Caballito”, anchors Calle Iturbide to the Malecon and it’s worth wandering towards the hill to find Planeta Vegetariano and La Cigale, both restaurants with excellent food.But then Iturbide climbs very steeply up the hill and becomes a residential street.Like the man, the street does not have much to recommend it.

local

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

The Guy Who Peed On His Own Head Michael Osias

osiasmichael1974@gmail.com

Michael Osias lives with his wife, Diane, in the beautiful Fraser Valley just outside Vancouver, British Columbia. They spend their winters in a small pueblo on Mexico’s Pacific coast with a cast of quirky characters, each of them a story waiting to be told.

o witness an act of karma travel full circle in a short space of time is not a typical occurrence. I watched a man pee on his head, and although it wasn’t his intention, this hombre brought it on himself. Hopefully, he learned that messing with certain forces is inadvisable, and you end up getting what you deserve: pissed on. The balcony offers a clear view of the street, and during the quiet afternoon siesta, I can be found sitting there in the shade with a novel to read and a cold bottle of Modelo Especial, cerveza to quench my never-ending craving for Mexican beer. I get very little reading done most days. Too many distractions with everything going on in the barrio. Our apartment is almost directly above the beer deposito located on the corner. Purchasing cerveza is as simple as walking down a flight of stairs to the sidewalk with a quick right into the beer store. It usually takes me about ninety seconds to grab a few cold bottles of my favorite from the cooler, pay and return to the apartment. That is if I don’t take the time to chat with the owner and her family, which I nearly always do. Contrary to some tourists who like to complain, I know from experience that Mexico is a country of convenience when it comes to the essentials. The beer store also has sweets for the kids, cleaning

supplies, canned goods, some fresh fruit, and veggies, along with many other items you would expect and some that you wouldn’t from a small a corner store. There is another deposito on the next corner - my back-up - and a long walk, about three minutes. Now, how convenient is that? My reading was interrupted by laughter and loud music across the street. For some reason, the weekly Fiesta was off to an early start this particular Sunday afternoon. The boys were already tuned up before dinner. Unusual, but not surprising. They often partied on weekdays or whenever they could, but Sunday was consistent. The difference today was the time and the energy, early and boisterous. I am one of those old farts who regularly check out the ‘hood to see what’s going on, not to be a snoop, but because I have little choice. You’d have to be in a coma not to take in the daily activity on our little street. As an observer, I thoroughly enjoy the action, whether it be a young mother negotiating a stroller vibrating over the cobblestone roadway while her little one snoozes, or a rusty Italika scooter carrying a family of four whizzing by crazy fast without a helmet among them. Of course, watching a giant Coca-Cola truck negotiating a U-turn on the narrow street while knocking branches off trees with

the overhead powerlines barely clearing the top can be quite a show. Then there’s the knife sharpener playing his little flute to attract business as he makes his way down the street. And, the water seller who uses the Tarzan yell to let everyone know he’s in the area. The whole town has heard that annoying song blasting from a scratchy speaker on the gas truck. Throw in barking dogs, roosters crowing, kids screaming and the cacophony can overwhelm some. Not me, I love it. It’s top-notch entertainment. All the world’s a stage when one chooses to be an audience member. Today, stage right, on the corner across the road, three young hombres sat on a high curb drinking liter bottles of beer known as caguamas. Another two sat on the tailgate of a little red Nissan truck drinking from cans. The entire truck pulsed with the bass beat from the overpowering speakers causing the empties disposed of in the back, to rattle and clang. Fortunately, they were playing Creedence, The Doors, Santana and other classic rock tunes that I could enjoy. The boys were already drunk. I knew it wouldn’t be long before all the old Mexican standards would be blasting through the neighborhood and the sing-a-long would begin - Mexican karaoke. An old fellow staggered into the party and sat on the curb a few feet away from the young lads. Reaching into a small cloth bag hanging over his shoulder he took out a bottle half filled with an amber liquid. With a warm toothless grin and an enthusiastic nod of his fuzzy grey head, he extended his arm offering the bottle to the youths. “Es muy bueno. Raicilla.” said the old guy. The drunkest and most aggressive of the group snatched it up and took a long gulp, made a face and proceeded to pour the contents out on the road. I’ve tasted Raicilla, and the poor cousin of tequila once considered moonshine has been refined and improved to the point where festivals and tastings are frequent in many locales throughout the state of Jalisco. I found it smoky and a little spicy and liked it enough to bring a bottle back home to Canada. Regardless, the action of the young man was uncalled for and disrespectful. “It tastes like piss, viejo. Are you trying to poison me? Go away, old man.”

Fortunately, in Mexico, it is rare to see rudeness directed towards an elder, but on occasion when one is young and very drunk, acting stupid comes easy. As far as that goes, drunk and stupid affects all ages. The old man sat on the curb shaking his head in disbelief while the belligerent youth turned his back on him. One of the others handed the elder a can of beer. This act of kindness brought a scowl and string of profanity from the rude dude. The other lads attempted to calm him down while the old guy got up and extended his hand to show he had no hard feelings. The angry one slapped the old man’s hand away and stumbled toward the stairway of the two-story building that sat on the same corner. He disappeared for a few minutes before reappearing on the balcony directly above the curb where the others continued to drink and chat. The enclosure for the platform consisted of white plastered brick. He was now directly across from me, and I could plainly see he was extremely drunk. Reaching for the door handle at the entrance to one of the second-floor apartments proved near impossible for him as he weaved back and forward unable to judge the distance. When he finally grasped the handle with both hands either he couldn’t turn it, or it was locked. Frustrated he reluctantly let go and fell backward into the waist-high enclosure. While holding on to the top of it for balance, he managed to maneuver himself into a corner where the balcony ended. With his back to me, I could easily see what he intended to do. The fumbling with the front of his pants and his inability to maintain his balance was near disastrous, but to my surprise, he remained upright. Extremely unsteady, he stood holding himself up with one hand and in his other held his business while he urinated in the corner. An occasional glimpse of the spray came into my view when he wavered and teetered. I was fascinated. Not because I was watching somebody piss on a wall, but the fact the young man completed the chore and didn’t fall was a small miracle. Struggling to tuck things away and do up his fly had me holding my breath. Without one hand to brace himself he bobbed and wobbled like a punch-drunk boxer ready to go down for the count, only his

stubbornness keeping him upright. Then it happened. As he turned to head back to the stairwell, he slipped in what could only have been a puddle of piss. He completed inverted, and the last thing I saw before I heard the thud of him hitting the deck as time nearly stood still can only be described as a slow-motion upside down jog, like something you might see on the space station. Fearing for his safety, I shouted to the partiers which proved to be useless because of the loud music blasting. I slipped on my sandals and decided to go down to the street to make them aware of what happened. I glanced across once more before I headed down my stairs and saw a hand reaching up to the top of the enclosure and then another. Struggling the young man pulled himself up and looked around puzzled as if wondering to himself how he got there then staggered to the stairs and disappeared again. Spotted attempting to negotiate the steps a couple of his amigos went to help him but decided against it when they smelled and saw his urine soaked clothes. The young man crawled along the sidewalk a short distance to the corner, but I could see that for him, it was a desert crossing. He fell onto the road and wrestled getting into a sitting position with his back resting against the high curb. Satisfied, he lifted his knees off the ground by sliding the heels of his feet toward his butt. He crossed his arms over his knees placing his head on top of them, a standard position for passing out while seated. The rest of the group including the old man hardly noticed. Mexican karaoke was underway. While they sang songs about jilted lovers, pistolas, and crimes of passion a slow drip from the balcony drain pipe on the corner right above the angry young man landed and splashed off of his ear. Built to prevent the rain from flooding, the slightly slanted tiled floor of the balcony directed all liquids to and through the drainpipes and on to the street. The drips soon increased until a steady flow that lasted a few seconds cascaded directly on to the head of the young fellow below. It may not have been a direct hit, in fact, a somewhat roundabout way of doing it, but you’ll have to agree the guy did pee on his own head.

riviera nayarit

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

What To Do and See In The Riviera Nayarit: Litibú-Higuera Blanca, nature’s hideaway • This is one of the finest gems in Mexico’s Pacific Treasure, thanks to its strategic location, stunning landscapes, and natural bounty. Litibú-Higuera Blanca is one of the most idyllic regions in the Riviera Nayarit. Untouched and unspoiled, it’s tucked away between verdant hills and the intense blue water of the Pacific Ocean, just minutes away from the glamour of Punta de Mita. The beauty of its near-virgin beaches, its pristine waters, marvelous climate, and the fact its protected from hurricanes by the rugged mountains of the Sierra Madre del Sur make it one of the gems of Mexico’s Pacific Treasure. WHAT TO SEE Litibú is a Fonatur Master Planned Development (MPD) created by the federal government, currently home to luxury hotels like the Iberostar Playa Mita, a magnificent golf course designed by Greg Norman. There are new projects in the works ready to add to the natural beauty of the place, including a second Iberostar property and the Conrad Hilton Playa Mita. This MPD is unique in that all of the utilities are underground, allowing for amazing unobstructed views of the water and the mountain. Higuera Blanca, meanwhile, has kept its fishing-farming village

identity intact. This is a very quiet place to live but a powerhouse for sports, ecotourism, and adventure activities. Visitors walking along its nearvirgin beaches will find fine golden sand and calm waves that lap the shore as if inviting them to take a dip. A visit to the beaches of Punta Negra and Careyeros are a must: they offer an unforgettable immersion in nature in all its glory. WHAT TO DO Golf at the course in Litibú Litibú is located in a very exclusive area with a clear dedication to golf. It is, in fact, home to a PGA-rated 18-hole par-72 course that’s considered one of the most challenging greens created by the legendary Greg Norman, extending over 7,022 yards. Thanks to its perfect balance of design and nature, the first seven holes are on the links, eight more are in the jungle, and the balance are overlooking the Pacific Ocean. The 4th and 18th holes are higher than the rest, offering players an unmatched view. Take a hike If you want to get away from the beach for a bit and go exploring, we highly recommend a hike. Few destinations can boast the natural beauty of the Riviera Nayarit and this is the best way to discover all

the privileged spots you would miss otherwise. Walking the trails with an expert guide makes it all that more interesting; there are several outfitters in the area offering their services. https://vistaparaiso.mx/es/tours/ caminata/ One of the “musts” on your list is the Cerro del Mono, or Monkey Mountain, located between Higuera Blanca and Sayulita. Climb to the top and you’ll get a 360˚ view of Banderas Bay, Islas Marietas, and the nearby villages, as well as an incredible sunset. You’ll also get up close and personal with the huge local trees and have the chance to hear the call of the more than 350 endemic and migratory species of birds in the region. We highly recommend a guide as this hike can last up to three hours. You should also bring your camera: along the way there are several petroglyphs and artifacts left behind by ancient indigenous people. Another great option is a visit to Vista Paraíso at Rancho La Montalbeña, which offers a wide variety of tours on everything from motorized vehicles to horseback, riding lessons, and a fabulous zip line. HOW TO GET TO LITIBU-HIGUERA BLANCA The area of Litibú-Higuera

Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations

or visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. Alano Club of Puerto Vallarta to provide resources to keep you in touch with your recovery program while you are visiting Puerto Vallarta and the surrounding area RecoverPV.com Amigos De Bucerias - to help make Bucerias a better place to live, work and visit. Projects include community improvements, food drives and help for the needy. AmigosDeBucerias.com Los Amigos de Jaltemba several community efforts to improve and enhance the lives of the people who live in the Jaltemba Bay area. LosAmigosDeJaltemba.com Amigos de La Cruz de Huana-

caxtle: Contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org American Legion Post 14: Raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivery to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz. amigosdelmagisterio.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Housing and care facilities for senior citizens www.asilosanjuandiego.com.mx Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. becasvallarta.com CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. canicapv.org.mx Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. maximocornejo.org Cheryl’s Shoebox - increase the quality of education in disadvantaged schools throughout the Banderas Bay region by providing shoes, and school materials to students as well as educational supplies to teachers. cherylsshoebox.org Clinica de Rehabilitación Vallarta- Santa Barbara AC Therapy for physical and speak rehabilitation, for childrena and adults. rehabilitacionfisicapv.com

Blanca is located just 48 minutes (36.5 km/22.5 mi) down the La Cruz de Huanacaxtle-Punta de Mita highway, which branches off Federal Highway 200. This is undoubtedly an excellent spot to relax and enjoy your vacation with friends, family, or as a

couple. You’re going to love it. 1 Litibú beach | 2 Golf at the course in Litibú | 3 Litibú is a Fonatur Master Planned Development (MPD) created by the federal government. | 4 Mountain Monky, located between Higuera Blanca and Sayulita.

COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays. FB/@ColinaSpayAndNeuterClinic CompassionNet Impact Canada – Changing the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education & more. compassionetimpact.ca Corazon de Niña - A safe, loving, home-environment for 50+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. FB/@desayunosvallarta Ecology and Conservation of

Whales, AC. - research, protection and conservation of Mexico`s natural resources, specially the Humpback Whale in Banderas Bay. www.ecobac.org entreamigos Centro Comunitario Educativo - Focus is to increase educational opportunities for the children of San Pancho in Nayarit Mexico. entreamigos.org.mx. Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Food Bank of Puerto Vallarta - collects and distributes 30 tons of food each month to approximately 800 families. BancoDeAlimentosPV.org.mx Fundacion Punta de Mita Promote sustainable community development in Punta de Mita and around the Banderas Bay in the areas of community development, education, environment and health. fundacionpuntademita.org

BANDERAS BAY SHOPPING AND SERVICES

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier ‘The Red Suitc

by Marcia Blondin

D LOCAL FOOD. LOCAL PLACES. LOCAL PEOPLE Enjoy a Culinary & Cultural Journey though Old Town, Pitillal & Downtown Neighborhoods of Puerto Vallarta! MX: 322-222-6117 US: 1888-360-9847

rated on

NEX T TOU R DEPARTS SOO N!

vallartafoodtours.com

Tel. (322) 222 2675, (322) 222 5402, w Celular: 322 175 0412 mundodeazulejos@hotmail.com www.talavera-tile.com

www.thewitcherysalon.com

avid Ruesga, our resident silver and gold expert has come across some stunning opals that he has brought to Marsol. He has been mixing his two favourite metals lately and creating rings that feature these rare, lovely opals and throwing in a blue topaz for a splash of color. Come on Friday and see these beautiful new creations. Elizabeth is back! With her brand new, one-of-akind “Dead Dolls”. These tiny girls, with skulls for heads, spring out of various types of artificial flowers which, on them, become elaborate ball gowns. They move wherever you want them to go – heads, arms and legs articulate. I can foresee a granddaughter’s bedroom somewhere festooned with a whole collection of these adorable, if a tad creepy, colorful, young ladies. Ask Elizabeth to show you what other treasures she has! Ricardo Mazcal, Marsol’s herbalist, popped in last Friday to leave some product with Marcia. If you are running low on Crepey Skin Cream, Neem Exfoliant or Snail Cream, drop by Friday and restock! We expect him back August 10th if all goes well.

Well-made cotton wine bags don’t have to be used exclusively for wine – anything in a bottle and/ or shaped somewhat like a bottle can be given away with pride. Complete with bow, these bags go all over the world to be given away at birthday parties, house

warmings – you name it. Pick an appropriate handmade card to go with and you are set. Marcia is unveiling new silk collars each week. Join us to see what’s new! The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm all year-round.

ne of the highlights of the local live music scene in Vallarta is Incanto’s comfortable air-conditioned piano bar, where a seemingly endless stream of visiting and local talent abounds. Nightly live entertainment begins at 5pm Tues. - Sun. and features a diverse variety of options including Latin acoustic guitar, authentic Flamenco, Pop/ Rock, Standards/Showtunes, Salsa Lessons, and Sing-Alongs around the piano. Open Mic night on Thursdays, hosted by Incanto owner Tracy Parks and entertainer Joby Hernandez, is especially popular. A stage with a sound tech is available for live acts, and a large selection of pre-recorded tracks is also available. Several acts now with their own shows at Incanto got their start this way. One of these is ‘The Red Suitcases’ band. A group of three talented young musicians who wandered in for Open Mic a year ago and never left. One of the first questions that come up regarding the band is how they chose their unique name. According to one member, it was born more out of necessity than cleverness. “We named the band

www.vallartatribune.com

cases’ rock and ‘Greater Tuna’ wraps at Incanto

after what we hauled our equipment in to our first gig together… a red suitcase.”, says Diego Arreola. Performing with his fellow band members Haiko Hauffen and David Aguila, they have been together for several years in the Nuevo Vallarta/Banderas Bay area where Diego and Haiko hail from originally. David is a seasoned transplant from Ocotlan, Jalisco. Each has developed their musical talents since their early teens and while playing with other bands. Diego takes his musical inspiration from two Latin artists, Alex Ubago and Alejandro Sanz. His smooth vocals and lead guitar compliment the equally impressive talents of Haiko on rhythm guitar and David on Cajon

2pm - 10:30pm

(a box-shaped percussion instrument). Together they play Latin standards and American pop/classic rock covers, featuring artists including Bruno Mars, CCR, and The Eagles, and many Mexican/Latin artists. The future looks bright for this amiable trio as they set their sights on bigger concerts and on writing, producing and recording their first CD. See them Sundays and Wednesdays, 7:30pm. ‘Greater Tuna’ has enjoyed a successful extended run since it premiered at Incanto last fall. Directed by Karen Baker and starring ‘Tuna’ veteran Tracy Parks and seasoned theater actor Ron Spencer, it’s the story of fictional small-town Tuna,

Texas, featuring twenty-two eccentric characters played by just two actors with forty-two costume changes. Throughout the run, Tracy and Ron have been seen in character as Aunt Pearl and Vera Carp promenading through the streets of old town promoting the show and stopping for adult beverages along the way. “Working with Ron Spencer has been a dream come true for me.” explained Incanto’s owner, Tracy Parks who plays the iconic ‘Aunt Pearl’ in the show. “His comic timing is absolutely brilliant. Each night, we discovered new things about these characters and just had a ball! Rumor is we may do ‘Tuna Does Vegas’ next season. It’s the fourth play in the

series. We’d play Las Vegas showgirls, dueling Elvis Impersonators, and 18 other characters. Stay tuned!” Greater Tuna closes with a final performance on Wednesday, Aug. 8, at 8pm. A wrap party will follow in the piano bar. Visit Incanto’s website for more information www. I n c a n t o Va l l a r t a . c o m . Incanto offers casual dining and nightly entertainment in their air-conditioned piano bar (no cover), state-ofthe-art cabaret theater, and on two riverside terraces. They are located at Insurgentes 109 at the Rio Cuale. Summer hours are 4pm-11:30pm Tues. - Sun. Riverside breakfast service resumes in October. Closed on Mondays. Phone: 322-223-9756.

MURPHY’S IRISH PUB Located on the Historic Malecon across from the lighthouse statue (El Faro) beautiful sunset views every night! Delicious traditional pub menu. Live Rock Music - Wed - Sat @10:30pm Watch all sports w 2 satellites. Pool Table.

484 Morelos - 2nd floor - Centro Vallarta Open daily 11 am

Murphys Puerto Vallarta

VOLUNTARIO / VOLUNTEERING VALLARTA THE JAY SADLER PROJECT MAKING A DIFFERENCE

www.jaysadlerproject.com

EL PROYECTO JAY SADLER HACIENDO LA DIFERENCIA

COMMUNITY SERVICE / SERVICIO A LA COMUNIDAD

events

Summer Festivals and Events in Riviera Nayarit August 4 – 5

6th Punta Mita Beach Festival This fun family summer event mixes sports, gastronomy and luxury in Mexico’s most exclusive residential community. More info: events.puntamita.com/

Is your venue or organization hosting an upcoming or ongoing event? We are looking for events of all kinds to share with our readers so send the details our way to be listed here and in our various online calendars! To be included please add your listing at vallartatribune.com/eventos. Deadline for print publication is Friday before the Thursday publication date, but events appear online instantly and may still be included in our email newsletters.

wine, local spirits and jugos are included. $45 USD per person. 6 pm at ART Vallarta (213 Calle Pilitas | artvallarta.com)

Saturday, August 4

ONGOING EVENTS

6TH PUNTA MITA BEACH FESTIVAL— This fun family summer event mixes sports, gastronomy and luxury in Mexico’s most exclusive residential community. More info: events.puntamita.com. MONZON BREWING CO. ANNIVERSARY PARTY— Join Monzón Brewery for a birthday bash toasting their first year in Vallarta. The first 100 people in the door will receive a special thank-you surprise gift. Try the new jamaica-infused IPA, and enjoy a discount on 16 oz pours: $30 pesos from 4-6PM, $40 pesos from 6-8PM, and $50 pesos from 8-10PM. (All other beers priced normally.) There will be a craft beer pong tournament, and the kitchen will debut a special food menu with tasty treats featuring Monzón beer. 4 p.m. at Monzon Brewing Co. (Venustiano Carranza 239)

August 6 – 15

Corn Festival A visit to Jala and Xalisco this August can be a great way to experience the Riviera Nayarit and its traditions. Located just a short distance from the coast of Nayarit, the communities of Jala and Xalisco plan all sorts of events including dances, entertainment, horse races and cockfights. The festivities originated with the celebration of Our Lady of the Assumption and in Jala the biggest ear of corn wins a prize.

Sunday, August 5 CHERYL’S SHOEBOX 3RD ANNUAL SUMMER BASH— Help celebrate the 3rd annual Cheryl’s Shoebox Summer Bash held August 5th, 2018 at BabelBar located on the Isle Cuale. This fundraiser will feature live music and picnic style games where your favorite restaurants, bars and shops will compete for the title of Cheryl’s Shoebox Summer Beach Bash Champions. 2:00 pm to 8pm. Admission is $200 pesos More details at www.cherylsshoebox.org/summerbash.

Monday, August 6 CORN FESTIVAL— A visit to Jala and Xalisco this August can be a great way to experience the Riviera Nayarit and its traditions. Located just a short distance from the coast of Nayarit, the communities of Jala and Xalisco plan all sorts of events including dances, entertainment, horse races and cockfights. The festivities originated with the celebration of Our Lady of the Assumption and in Jala the biggest ear of corn wins a prize. August 6 – 15. More information at vallartanayaritblog.com. RED WINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD WINE TASTING— Taste some of the most classic red wine grapes in the world, side by side. The wines in this tasting are premium bottles that retail between MXP $350-$900. The tasting also includes a substantial plate of cold cuts and cheese antipasto 6:30 PM at Medregal Restaurant (Pulpito 120 | www.uncorkmexico.com | hola@uncorkmexico.com)

August 8 – 11

Masters Of The Kitchen Culinary Event with the presence of renowned chefs at an international level; Gilles Epie, Rob Gentile, Elizabeth Falkner among other international chefs. More Info: villagroupresorts.com/culinary-fests-2018/en/home/

Tuesday, August 7 EXPATS VALLARTA HAPPY HOUR— The local group of Expats In Vallarta is open to all ExPat residents, visitors and investors from other countries. The purpose of the group is informal fellowship and assistance for ExPats around Vallarta for those considering or living in the area. This week meeting Champions Sports Bar located in the Marina Marriott. Happy Hours are from 5-7 pm. There is no charge to attend, just pay for what you order. To make reservations for the Happy Hours and the Dinners, email sarawise45@gmail.com.

Wednesday, August 8

For all the events visit www.vallartatribune.com/eventos

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

CHEF RUBEN’S MAGICAL MEXICAN SALSAS— Chef Ruben will take us on a journey of different sauces that can be used in many different ways. Taking classic Mexican ingredients and by doing a variety of cooking techniques he will show how you can get many different flavors, textures and options for other dishes. You will help in the preparation and we will eat different salsas as we prepare them. We will also learn how to make classic sopes with a filling and test all the salsas that we have made to have some wonderful flavors. Beer,

MASTERS OF THE KITCHEN— Culinary Event with the presence of renowned chefs at an international level; Gilles Epie, Rob Gentile, Elizabeth Falkner among other international chefs. August 8 – 11. More Info: villagroupresorts.com/culinary-fests-2018/en/home

ART MALECON SCULPTURES 101— Enjoy a relaxed walk by the ocean while chatting about the sculptures on the Malecon and the local art scene, plus a delicious Mexican brunch or snack at a charming and very unique spot. A fantastic cultural experience with a local friend. Wed, Thu and Fri at 9:00am. Make reservations through Vallarta101 (facebook.com/welovevallarta | 01 322 100 2253) HANDBUILDING WITH CLAY AT ART VALLARTA— This class will take the beginner student through each step of coil and slab building. The instructor will familiarize you with terms ,tools and processes, supporting your creative vision. You will build simple projects from choosing your idea, applying techniques you learn, finishing with firing and glazing. Monday and Friday from 10:00am to 1:00pm and 1:30pm to 4:30pm; Tuesday and Thursday from 1:30pm to 4:30pm. 350 pesos plus Clay Kit (462 pesos). Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) INTRODUCTION TO WHEEL THROWING AT ART VALLARTA— This is the next step after fundamental building with clay. You will be guided in interactive instruction on the electric potter’s wheel; learning basic techniques, necessary for progressing as an artist in clay using the potter’s wheel. Basic finishing techniques in high – fire clay, glazing, firing and loading the kiln. 350.00 pesos plus clay (462 pesos). Monday and Friday from 10:00am to 1:00pm and 1:30pm to 4:30pm; Tuesday and Thursday from 1:30pm to 4:30pm. 350 pesos plus Clay Kit (462 pesos). Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) OPEN CLAY STUDIO AT ART VALLARTA— Have a project you want to work on independently? Come take part working side by side with student’s from all classes and artists currently in the studio. No instruction is provided, but Rob will be present and available to help you out with equipment and basic needs. 350.00 pesos plus Clay Kit (if you need one). Monday and Friday from 10:00am to 1:00pm and 1:30pm to 4:30pm; Tuesday and Thursday from 1:30pm to 4:30pm. 350 pesos plus Clay Kit (462 pesos). Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) HARNESS THE POWER OF PAINTING WITH DOUGLAS SIMONSON— This class is for both beginning and experienced acrylic painters. Painter Douglas Simonson has 35 years of experience painting in acrylics and he will work with you in whatever area of painting you want to focus on, or he can help you decide on your focus. Class is every Friday from 1:30 PM to 4:30PM. Cost is $350 pesos per class. Easels, paints and brushes are available but bring your own brushes if you have your preferences. Bring your own canvas or purchase one at the ART VallARTa Art Supply Store located on the first floor. Drop-ins are welcome (based on space availability) or you can attend several classes for more in-depth study, or if you’re working on a more involved project. Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta)

DANCE SALSA DANCING/LESSONS— Wednesdays & Sundays at 8pm (upper terrace). All are welcome. Incanto Vallarta (Insurgentes 109, Old Town Puerto Vallarta | 322.223.9756 | www.incantovallarta.com) DANCE HOT VALLARTA— Have fun, gain confidence, become a sought after partner, get your mind and body fit to the rhythm of

events Live Music Calendar

21 music. No partner needed or date your mate. These classes are ongoing throughout the summer on Mondays, Thursdays and Sundays. $50.00 pesos per class or $500.00 for the month (12 classes). Call Alberto for detailed information. Thu 7:32 PM · Vallarta’s First Ballroom (479 Juarez Street | 322 292 0026 | vallartasfirstballrom.com)

FILM DINNER AND A MOVIE: MIDNIGHT EXPRESS— The weekly Tuesday film begins at 7:15 pm, and will be preceded by a short, 15-minute introduction by local musicologist, Paco Ojeda. Presented in English with Spanish subtitles when available. Incanto Vallarta (Insurgentes 109, Old Town Puerto Vallarta | 322.223.9756 | www. incantovallarta.com) LA CRUZ MARINA FREE MOVIE NIGHT— In the VIP room at Marina Riviera Nayarit every Thursday at 8:00pm. CINEMA CUC— Free. 1:00 pm on Wednesdays and Fridays in the main auditorium at Centro Universitario de la Costa (Av. Universidad 203, Ixtapa | 322.222.1512 | www.cuc.udg.mx) CINE CLUB EL MUÉGANO: JAVIER BARDEM FILMS— Enjoy a retrospective of the cinema of actor Javier Bardem every Wednesday in July. $20 pesos. Wednesdays at 7pm at the Library Los Mangos Cultural Center (Av. Francisco Villa No. 1001 | bibliotecalosmangos. com) CINE CLUB EL MUÉGANO: MARTES DE CINE— Enjoy movies at the Los Mangos Library Martes de Clássicos Cultural Center, Tuesdays at 7pm. 20 pesos. (Av. Francisco Villa No. 1001 | bibliotecalosmangos.com) CINE CLUB EL MUÉGANO: FRIDAY CINEMA CYCLE ON SOCIAL NETWORKS— Enjoy movies about Social Networks at the Los Mangos Library Martes de Clássicos Cultural Center, Fridays at 7pm. 20 pesos. (Av. Francisco Villa No. 1001 | bibliotecalosmangos. com)

HEALTH & WELLNESS BEACH YOGA— Bring your mat down to the beach for a gentle morning flow, every Wednesday at 9am at playa los camarones, in front of Barracuda restaurant. 70 pesos per person and children under 12 are free when accompanying an adult. Barracuda (Calle Paraguay 1290) SPIRITUAL & METAPHYSICAL LECTURE— Journey of self discovery at the Center For Spiritual Living Puerto Vallarta. Each week offers inspirational talk using spiritual tools for personal growth, along with discussion and fellowship afterwards. An open and inclusive spiritual community, all are welcome. Saturdays from 12:00 1:00 pm at Centro Cultural Cuale (Aquiles Serdan #437)

STAGE & THEATRE GREATER TUNA— Local thespian and founder of Indianapolis’ Theatre in the Square, Ron Spencer joins Incanto’s owner Tracy Parks who both star in the reprise of the hit comedy ‘Greater Tuna’. This first in a series of comedic plays written by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard is based upon the small fictional town of Tuna, Texas, a rural, small-minded hamlet chock full of eclectic characters who charm their way into the hearts of audiences. With over twenty characters played by just two actors with forty-two costume changes, it’s a wild, fun ride full of side-splitting comedy. Now back for a limited run on most Wednesdays at 8pm. Reserve today with no online fees IncantoVallarta.com 8 pm at Incanto Vallarta (Insurgentes 109, Old Town Puerto Vallarta | 322.223.9756 | www.incantovallarta.com)

This listing features ongoing acts and events at bars, restaurants and venues. Please see our events listings for special one-time music events.

VALLARTA Babel Bar (Aquiles Serdán 437, Isla del Cuale) Live Flamenco on Sun from 1:00 to 3:00pm Cafe Roma (Encino 287) Karaoke Party with Catherine on Wed and Fri at 6:30pm Captain Don’s (Honduras 126) Sylvie & The Zippers on Fri from 9:00pm to 12:00am Da Crew on Sat from 9:00pm to 12:00am

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Tongo on Tue at 5:00pm Santiago Martin on Tue at 7:00pm Joby Hernandez on Wed at 5:00pm More @ incantovallarta.com The Jazz Foundation (Allende 116) Live Music from Wed through Sat at 8:30pm More @ facebook.com/thejazzfoundation Kelly’s Pour Favor (Lazaro Cardenas 245) Tequila Rush on Tue at 7:00pm 3:Tones on Thu at 7:00pm Soul Trip on Sat at 7:00pm Luke’s Bar (Peru 1231) Trez Cuartoz on Fri at 3:00pm Soul Trip on Tue at 3:00pm

Cuates y Cuetes (Calle Francisca Rodríguez esq. con la Mi Pueblito (Olas Altas 380) playa Los Muertos) Live Mariachi on Sat at 6:00pm Esaú Galván on Saturday at 10:30am to 1:00pm Fiery Flamenco Group Tatewari on Wednesday from 8:00pm Folclorico Dancing & Music on Wed at 6:30pm to 10:00pm Nacho Daddy (Basilio Badillo 287) Da Crew on Thur at 8:30pm Da Simone Restaurant (Basillo Badillo 180) Esaú Galván plays Flamenco on Tue from 7:30 to 10:30 pm Texas Embassy Blues Band on Fri at 8:30pm Damaged Goods on Sat at 8:00pm Daiquiri Dick’s (314 Olas Altas) Roxy Rock House (Ignacio L Vallarta 217) Esaú Galván plays Flamenco on Friday at 7:30pm Live Rock on Fri and Sat at 11:00pm Service Industry Night with Live Music on Sun Devils Bar Live (527 Morelos) 3:Tones on Friday from 11:00pm to 1:00am Warique (Aquiles Serdan 280) Soul Trip every Saturday from 12 - 2:00am Luis Ortega on Fri and Sun from 7:00 to 10:00pm The Zippers every Sunday from 9 - 11:00pm El Bar at Food Park PV The Black Tequila on Sat at 9:00pm

Wingman (Paseo Díaz Ordaz 552) Live Music Every Night at 9:00pm

El Sonador (Calle Ignacio Luis Vallarta 229) Soul Trip on Sun from 11:00pm to 2:00am

Que?Pasa (625 Aquiles Serdan) Adriana Ramirez “Electric Grandma and The Gorillas” on Fri 7:30-10:30 pm Tequila Rush on Sat from 7:00 to 10:00pm

Hot Spot (Allende 120, Malecon) DJ Raul with Electronic and Beach House Music on Fri at Zapata Antojería y Bar (Lázaro Cárdenas 308) 8:00pm Electrocumbia & Dance Mixes on Fri at 10:00pm Salsa, bachata, son, cumbia DJ on Sat at 10:00pm Incanto (Insurgentes 109) Zen Hour is Tue - Sun at 4:00pm Red Suitcase Band on Sun and Wed at 7:30pm Zoe Wood & Eduardo Leon on Thu at 5:00pm Open Mic on Thu at 7:30pm Hannah Brady on Thu at 8:00pm Ana Banana’s (La Cruz) Joan Houston on Fri at 5:00pm Paul and the Availables on Fri from 7:00 to 10:00pm Luis & Fernando on Fri at 7:30pm Lady Zen on Fri at 8:00pm El Atico (Jose Mariscal 33, Sayultia) Dennis Crow on Fri-Sun and Tue-Wed at 9:30pm Soul Trip on Tue at 9:30pm Cheko & Alex on Sat at 7:30pm Yuvia on Sun at 5:00pm Octopus’s Garden/Hikurir (Coral 66, La Cruz) Cheko Ruiz Gypsy Kings on Sun at 8:00pm Los Oscaritos every Thu at 8:00pm

RIVIERA NAYARIT

To be included in this directory: Add your listing at vallartatribune.com/eventos Deadline for Publication: Friday before Thursday publication date.

OTHER

ficates, and cash prizes. Special guests Ballet Folklorico Tradiciones will perform. Incanto Vallarta (Insurgentes 109, Old Town Puerto Vallarta | 322.223.9756 | www.incantovallarta.com)

BINGO WITH PEARL— Saturdays at 4pm. Drink specials, gift certi-

FURNITURE SHOPPING TOUR— Looking for an easy way to get

around Vallarta and/or Guadalajara to check out furniture offerings for your new home or condo in Mexico? Save time, money and stress with this tour. Call, email, or sign up on the “Tours” tab on our website. (044 329 298 6399 | furniture@solutionsmexico.com | solutionsmexico.com)

games 3

37 39

53 Taper oﬀ 55 Golden State wine region 57 Coax (out), as a genie 58 Puncture preﬁx 59 Shock jock Imus 61 Tax form org. 62 Deli bread

H A

R A D

64 60

N C

43 40

P I

R O

S A G

U N D E R I

A N

R M A 3

15 5

O N

A M A T

O R

Y Y

S D U E R A

H E

D R U B

P R E

A N G

O R 46

M E

N N U M B E R

L 39

E R D E R B

E N E

L 31

M E

E N A

S U R R E

E N S

O B

R S

W O M A N

A R

E W E

I L

U S M A

R A

16 9

B P 10

U S

29 "__ to Billie Joe" 32 Hospital supply 34 Sun emanation responsible for the northern lights 35 *Business known for overcharging, in slang 36 Elba of "ﬔe Wire" 38 Almond __: candy 39 Mystery writer Gardner 40 Feel sick 41 Suﬃx with hero 44 Coll. term 46 Hitting bottom, spirits-wise 47 "ﬔat'll be enough" 48 Research funding sources 50 Lake near Reno 52 Refusals

3 sor er halves ent place here to starts of wers to clues st of d le __ ong n ark ss

moms

O P R

46 49 51

43 45

40 42

B U N D

1 Ascribe (to) 2 Get control of 3 Classic colorful candies 4 Year in France 5 U.S. Army award 6 Barbecued piece 7 Sch. near the Rio Grande 8 Grand Canyon critter 9 *Forest threat 10 Ones who may stop to help 11 Peru airport abbr. 12 ﬔurman of movies 13 Taste of a drink 18 Internet address 22 Incoming ﬂight info 24 Ice skater's jump 25 Heredity units 27 Title for Godiva 28 Actress Lucy

U C O N N

26 30 31 33 34 37

(to) trol of colorful

20 21

France y award ued piece ar the Rio

17 19

"__ la Douce" Beat decisively High-80s grade Not nice at all In __: as placed "Spider-Man" trilogy director Sam *ATM user's code It usually shows AK and HI as insets Subordinate to Newspapers, collectively Lightning-tothunder interval, e.g. Play with Iago Naval rank: Abbr. Crosses (out) Fearful Start of Act II, say Needs to be submitted by, as a term paper *Contact sport on skates Garlicky sauce "Fringe on top" carriage of song LIKE THIS CLUE GI's internet suﬃx Director Lee Exec's aircra Elizabeth Warren or Lisa Murkowski, e.g. Elizabeth Warren or Lisa Murkowski, e.g.

53 Taper oﬀ 55 Golden State wine region 57 Coax (out), as a genie 58 Puncture preﬁx 59 Shock jock Imus 61 Tax form org. 62 Deli bread

1 5 9 14 15 16

56 Bush 43 successor 57 Diameter halves 60 Permanent place ... and where to ﬁnd the starts of the answers to starred clues 63 Sch. east of Hartford 64 Grand Ole __ 65 Civil wrong 66 Cake pan trademark 67 Make less diﬃcult 68 Lambs' moms

anyon

threat ho may help rport abbr. n of

by Matt McKinley / Ed. Rich Norris

f a drink t address g ﬂight

ter's jump y units Godiva Lucy

August 2 - 8, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Escape to Mexico’s cultural jewel - San Miguel de Allende. Step back in time as you explore the historic San Miguel voted the ‘Best City in the World’ and relax in cool comfort at the Casa de los Chiqueados. Recently restored this five-star villa offers modern comforts while embracing the cultural and artistic history of Mexico - yours to discover! Named for precious gemstones, each private residence is a jewel in its own way. Located in the Histrico Centro, Casa de Los Chiqueados is a short, easy stroll to the Allende Jardin. Now a simple flight from Puerto Vallarta to Leon or Queretaro, we’ll help arrange your transportation to San Miguel de Allende. Come experience for yourself why we have a perfect five-star rating on Trip Advisor. We invite you to choose the jewel box that’s just right for you. Six private suites | Two additional casas | Rooftop terrace | Outdoor dining area Full-time onsite staff | High speed internet | Top of the line amenities | Onsite laundry

www.casadeloschiqueados.com reservations@casadeloschiqueados.com MEX 415-154-6488 or USA 850-424-1010 facebook.com/casadeloschiqueados 20% off your booking this summer when you mention the Vallarta Tribune