Vallarta Tribune - Issue 1152 May 2 - 8, 2019

NEWS

New tourism strategies discussed Page 07

MEDICAL MATTERS

BUSING THE BAY

Understanding Radiology

Locking my keys in the van, while it’s running

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Aztec Folkloric Dance Festival On until Sunday!

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MAP OF BANDERAS BAY

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VALLARTA SHOPPING PAGES 20-21

EVENTS PAGES 18-19

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

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t the Vallarta Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco and the southern part Nayarit are on Central time – if you’re heading further north than Lo de Marcos, Nayarit, remember the time change so you don’t miss your flight.

BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from El Tuito in the south to San Pancho in the north and all the spots in between.

Fares vary according to distances travelled, but the base fare is 10 pesos. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus.

TAXIS: There are set fares within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind.

Drivers typically do not carry change.

UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is cheaper than a taxi usually.

GETTING AROUND: In many places such as Centro Vallarta and Nuevo Vallarta there are paths for bikes and pedestrians. Please be respectful of these designations.

MONEY EXCHANGE: The most hassle-free way to exchange money is to use your debit card in the ATM to withdraw pesos.

Exchange houses offer higher rates and banks are remiss to change dollars to pesos if you don’t hold an account with them.

Best to use ATM’s that are affiliated with a reputable bank located in well lit secure areas.

TIPPING: In general you should tip 10-20% in restaurants and bars. Taxi or Uber drivers – 10-20 pesos. The person who bags your groceries or helps load your car – 10-20 pesos. Don’t forget to tip

your maid, bell boy, masseuse, the band, the entertainment on your tour. And by all means, tip more if you want, wages are extremely low in Mexico.

DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. Don’t wreck your holiday – buy bottle water.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You only need a certificate of health from a local vet and check with your airline for additional requirements.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here.

While Mexico is a tolerant culture, politeness is paramont. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings.

Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip).

And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful.

Fines are very expensive. You can go to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to take a breathalizer test if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that often guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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CALLING IN MEXICO Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number.

CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 FIRE DEPARTMENT: 322.223.9476 AMBULANCE: 322.222.1533

IMMIGRATION: 322.224.7719 CONSUMER PROTECTION: 01.800.468.8722 TOURISM OFFICES Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Ahoy Cruisers!

CONSULATES American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month

In the month of May Puerto Vallarta & Riviera Nayarit welcomes 22,940 passengers! Bienvenido!

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Slower but still busy!

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he month of May is upon us! May is an exciting time here. Not only is it the birthday month of Puerto Vallarta with MayoFest, but we also have the tail end of the Tennis Open, the Azteca Folkloric Festival with its free cultural events, Pride, the Vallarta Down mountain bike race and Restaurant Week.

I understand how some people want to get back to their home’s after being here for the better part of the winter, but I also know it snowed in Calgary, AB this past week, and for that reason, I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t extend your time here. Or return until the weather behaves.

May temperatures are still mild, humidity hasn’t ramped up to 100%, yet. The rains don’t even start until well into June, typically.

Really, if you don’t have to return, or are thinking about another trip to Puerto Vallarta, I always recommend visiting in May and/ or in November. Both are excellent

times to be here for the weather and the many events but also the light crowds and ‘off-season’ prices.

Last week I joined some friends for a special dinner with guest Top Chef Katsuji Tanabe at Tintoque in Marina Vallarta. A Japanese Mexican inspired four-course menu (600 pesos) that comes with wine pairings for only 900 pesos.

Impressive menu, with impeccable service. I’m not sure when it ends, but it’s worth checking out Tintoque, even if they don’t have a special celebrity guest, for an elegant and expertly prepared dinner.

Then playing tour guide, I took a visiting friend out to Litibu Grill, which we had tried to visit last year, but they were closed. This time we were lucky enough to find them open and with plenty of space for us! Reservations are required. It’s a spectacular beachfront setting, with plenty of comfortable seating including hammocks swaying in the breeze. We both enjoyed the catch of the day – possibly the best piece of fish I’ve ever eaten, as well as a sweetly tart key lime pie. I can’t even remember the last time I had

key lime pie. I’m not making that mistake again. So good.

Not one to slow down, we also spent an afternoon wandering El Tuito, visiting friends and rescuing a tiny abandoned puppy – now safely in the care of rescuers here in Vallarta. The weather in Tuito was divine. We stopped for fresh out of the oven ‘pan’ stuffed with cajeta, cream cheese, pineapple and vanilla at the roadside bakery along the way, and then had a lovely lunch at one of the restaurants along the main plaza. It’s really a sweet town, and if you haven’t been, it’s easy to

get to by bus, taking about an hour and about 30 pesos.

Potential plans this weekend, involve a trip to Punta Perula. What are you up to?

The live music calendar has been edited to the best of my abilities. Bruce made some changes, and I managed to contact many of the venues – but not all had responded before we went to press so some info might be a little out of date. Please check with each place if you need confirmation.

Finally most, but not all seasonal Farmer’s Markets are done. The

Thursday evening market in Marina runs to the end of May (Thursdays 6-10pm), and the Friday Marsol Market by the Pier runs year round (Fridays 9:30am – 1:30pm). The Wednesday evening (6-10pm) Vallarta Artwalk through Centro also continues until the end of the month.

Incanto, Act II, El Rio and plenty of other places continue with limited live music and entertainment schedules. Check the back pages for all the details.

Have a great week and safe travels.

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Mexico Is Now Top U.S. Trade Partner, Ahead of China, Canada

By Ken Roberts

Mexico is the United States’ top trade partner.

At least for the moment. This, to my knowledge, is a first.

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exico traditionally ranks third among U.S. trade partners, behind China and Canada.

This realignment shines a slightly brighter light on the essentially dormant U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement, which House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has bottled up in Congress, and President Trump’s since-retracted threat to close the U.S.-Mexico border over illegal immigration and drug issues.

Granted, the data is only through February. But it is the most recent data available from the U.S. Census Bureau, which is still playing catch-up from the month-long government shutdown.

Through February, U.S. trade with Mexico has increased a relatively modest 3.36% while trade with current No. 2 Canada is down 4.12% and No. 3 China is down 13.52 percent.

(As I noted in a previous post, the impact of the U.S.-China trade war has taken root: China’s trade in January fell at the fastest rate in 17 years, exports and imports.)

These top three trade partners routinely account for about 45% of all U.S. trade with the world, with the remaining 55% spread among more than 200 nations.

On an annual basis, China has ranked as the United States’ top trade partner the last four years, since passing Canada in 2015. The change occurred not because of a glut of inexpensive imports from China but because of the steep decline in the price of oil -- Canada is far and away the largest supplier of foreign oil. Prior to 2015, Canada had ranked as the United States’ top trade partner for decades. Until 2005, Mexico was the No. 2-ranked trade partner, behind Canada. In 2006, China first passed Mexico.

So, even if it lasts only a month or two, Mexico can now lay claim to having ranked as the United States’ top trade partner.

Here’s a little more detail on what happening with each of the three.

U.S. exports to Mexico have increased slightly, up 0.23%, while imports from Mexico increased 5.87%. On the export side, the

drag was with the top U.S. export, gasoline and other fuels, which declined 4.73%. On the import side, the top import, motor vehicles, increased 13.93%.

While the border crossing at Laredo in Texas routinely accounts for 37% of all U.S.-Mexico trade, the bigger gains in 2019 have been Otay Mesa, south of San Diego, where trade is up 10.85% and Santa Teresa, New Mexico, where trade is up 27.45%. All of these gateways routinely do more than 95% of their trade with Mexico, not surprisingly.

With Canada, the story is still about U.S. oil and it’s also about motor vehicle imports. In 2018, those two import categories accounted for one-third of the value of all imports. Through February, the value of oil imports from Canada are down 28.70% while the motor vehicles are off 18.07%.

Those two categories now account for slightly more than one-quarter of the value of all imports.

Trade across the Ambassador Bridge, which connects Windsor in Canada with Detroit in the Untied States, is off 7.37%. It and the nearby Port Huron Blue Water Bridge, where trade increased 1.04%, are accounting for 36% of U.S.-Canada this year, 22% over the Ambassador Bridge.

Then there’s China. Through February, U.S. exports are down 20.74% while U.S. imports are down 10.65%.

On the U.S. export side of the ledger, well-publicized soybeans are off 39.65%, entangled in the U.S.-China trade war, and motor vehicles are down 7.07%, somewhat ensnared in the U.S.-im-

posed steel tariffs. On the other side of the ledger, U.S. imports of cell phones and related equipment are off a somewhat stunning 29.70%, from $10.98 billion to $7.72 billion.

Computers and monitors dropped 14.07% and furniture declined 18.91%.

The Port of Los Angeles accounted for 25% of all U.S.China trade, up from 23% last year even though trade is off 9.41%.

That’s because trade at Chicago’s O’Hare is off 13.51% and the Port of Los Beach, 20.68%.

What’s likely to happen from here?

In a more sedate and predictable trade environment, China and Canada would pretty quickly pass Mexico to take their rightful, or at least more recent, positions on the leader board. That remains a pretty safe bet. But in a more sedate and predictable trade environment, Mexico would not be wearing the crown at all.

A deal to end the U.S.-China trade war is expected soon, or at least that’s the word from the U.S. side. But sometimes this administration can get ahead of its skis. So let’s see.

With Canada, even a slight bump in oil prices -- such as one caused by the Trump Administration’s decision to end waivers on countries buying Iranian oil -- could boost its U.S. trade and propel it past Mexico. It is, after all, the top supplier of foreign oil to the United States.

My forecast: Canada passes Mexico first to take the post position.

A couple of months later, China will pass first Mexico and then Canada.

Original: www.forbes.com

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Hecho en Mexico

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his coming May, it is once again time for the 5th annual Hecho en Mexico event at Garza Blanca Preserve Resort & Spa in Puerto Vallarta. This year’s “Made in Mexico” event will be divided into the following 4 categories: Gastronomy, Fashion, Music and Art. Every week, one of these four sections will be inaugurated with an exciting main event that officially opens each week’s festivities. In addition, various workshops and exhibitions will take place during the remainder of each week that are all dedicated to the particular week’s theme.

Sample Mexican culture through numerous presentations and workshops: Music May 4-10, Art May 11-17, Fashion May 18-24, Gastronomy May 25-31st Hecho en Mexico means “Made in Mexico” This annual tradition was developed in order to celebrate the many parts of Mexican culture that are so special and unique. Garza Blanca and Hotel Mousai center the celebration around the four themes, and invite a special guest to be featured during each week. You can expect to see an accomplished chef, an innovative and upcoming fashion designer, incredible musicians displaying a variety of musical genres, and finally creative and inspiring artists who will proudly share their masterpieces with guests.

During the Gastronomy week, the featured chef will be on hand to share their culinary expertise and passion with festival attendees.

Visitors will enjoy a variety of workshops including chocolate making where guests can participate in an hands on experience in the chocolate making progress from beginning to the end. Also, expert cheese makers will be on hand to explain the artisanal cheese elaboration process along with savory cheese samples to tempt your taste buds. And what Mexican celebration wouldn’t be complete with a course on the preparation of typical Mexican dishes that we all know and love? Lastly, there will several wine and tequila tastings that you won’t want to miss. With a focus on fine wines from top producing wineries in Mexico, you can get to know wines from this up and coming wine market.

Fashion Week: More Than a Runway During Fashion Week, there will be a captivating fashion show. This year’s featured fashion designer

will put together an exciting fashion show that will mesmerize guests, and introduce them to new and avant-garde designs. In addition, guests will be able to attend informative workshops on how textiles are processed, and learn more about the art and intricacies of belt embroidery.

Music Week: Mariachi, Marimba & Trio Music week will include a major concert featuring an impressive local orchestra. There is nothing quite like the powerful sounds of an orchestra as they weave together the beautiful notes and sounds that vibrate within us all. Visitors will be enchanted by an array of incredible live music including traditional Mariachi, Marimba and Trio.

In addition, your eyes will be able to feast on the colorful costumes of spirited and vibrant folkloric dancers that will perform in various restaurants on the Garza Blanca grounds.

With feet stomping and skirts swinging, there is nothing quite like a traditional folklore dance when viewed live.

Art Week: Local Talent Present Works of Art Art week will be filled with beautiful paintings and sculpture exhibitions featuring talented artists that will impress art lovers from near and far. In addition, guests can roll up their sleeves and get their hands dirty during one of the educational painting workshops where you can create your very own masterpiece.

You will also make sure to catch the blown glass demonstration where you can see up close and personal how these artisans create such delicate and fascinating glass designs.

Looking for a nice piece of art to take home with you? There will be clay figurines and authentic Huichol art for sale that will make a beautiful and endearing keepsake to take home with you.

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Mexico’s Secretary in front of Tourism Shares New Strategies

Paradise and Parenting

“Tourism destinations that have happy residents will offer better services and there will be greater harmony”

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ourism currently represents 8.8 percent of Mexico’s GDP with an estimated 43.3 million international visitors for 2019, an increase of 4.7 percent over the previous year.

The worldwide closures of the Mexico Tourism Board offices left both a void and plenty of speculation as to what the country would do to hold onto its status as one of the world’s leading tourism destinations.

Miguel Torruco Marqués, Mexico’s Secretary of Tourism, maintains that these positive growth trends with a hands-on approach is also in line with the new President’s closely held values of government austerity and social reform.

“We’re looking at a very different way of doing things, a completely new tourism policy,” he stressed.

“We’re going to do this in several phases. We have already solved Tianguis [trade show] financing for the next five years, as well as 52 fairs where there will be no cost to the public treasury. There’s a presidential policy of saving, of Republican austerity, because we must have the resources to have the support of the local population.”

Better Quality of Life Means More Safety Tourism will now become an instrument of integration and social reconciliation that will not only address the needs of the citizens living and working in the country’s top 14 tourist areas but will also improve their quality of life, serving to lessen insecurity and safety concerns.

“In Acapulco, we are investing $6 billion pesos in infrastructure this year, with the same amount planned for next year, which will go to support new schools, health centers, and more security. It follows that tourism destinations that have happy residents will offer better services and there will be greater harmony,” he added.

“A quiet, hardworking, safe country is the best promotion for any of its tourist attractions. Warnings are eliminated, perception is eliminated, and above all, it initiates the word-of-mouth promotion by visitors for its proximity, the investments that have already been made, and for its many attractions.

Very few places offer turquoise-co-

lored beaches where nature has already provided a water heater.

That’s an added value in addition to our great historical cultural heritage and gastronomy.”

Maya Train An important part of Sectur’s social reconciliation tourism strategy includes the creation of the much-vaunted Maya Train, a $1.5 billion peso project that is expected to dramatically boost the economy and tourism in five states: Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Campeche, Tabasco, and Chiapas.

“This will generate a lot of jobs and benefit the 3.5 million tourists who are anxiously awaiting these circuits,” said Torruco. “It will offer vacation alternatives that mix sun and sand with jungles or jungle with archaeological sites.”

Operación Toca Puertas One of the current administration’s concerns has also been the need to increase the number of higher-expenditure tourists vs. higher number of visitors in general, even though revenue is predicted to increase 10.6 percent over that of 2018.

Operation Door-Knocking will focus on attracting high net-worth visitors from specifics markets such as China.

Focus on Technology Agents will also have a more immediate link to Mexico’s information and attractions via a revamped VisitMexico. com website.

“The Visit Mexico page is one of the most visited [in the world], second only to Australia’s,” said Torruco. Through strategic alliances with seven international channels— which will generate the revenue needed to support the site—, the

portal will feature quality videos linked to specific providers that will advertise their tours and services in great detail, allowing agents and travelers to select what they need for their particular vacation.

Consulates to Promote Mexico Abroad Sectur recently signed an agreement with the Ministry of Foreign Relations for the latter to become their promotional arm abroad. “We will soon launch a series of courses on how to attract conventions and how to carry out certain promotional duties that will be of value for ambassadors and consuls general. [This will start] in the main countries of origin for tourists to Mexico.”

“We’ll have the support of the embassies and the consulates around the world and we’ll provide them with information to help us organize the events for Operación Tocando Puertas to benefit promotion,” explained Torruco.

Great Option “Mexico continues to be a great option for the United States, for the US market, for travel agents. The investments continue: we [recently announced] that during this Government’s first three months there have already been U.S. $5 billion invested in new construction,” said Torruco in closing.

“This means that there is confidence in President Andrés Manuel López Obrador and confidence in the tourism sector. Little by little everyone will adapt to the new language, to this new form of government that sees tourism first and foremost as an element of social reconciliation.”

Original: Travel Pulse

Leza Warkentin

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I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Pie Perspective

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esterday the weight of the world sat on my shoulders, whispering all of my worries into my ear, over and over again.

You know the whispers, heavy with failure, dripping with hundreds of possibilities, all of them disastrous.

Catastrophic.

Yep, I got inside my own head, and it wasn’t pretty in there. I was trying to work out about three major problems at once. And you know what happens then, of course.

It’s like when your kite string gets a knot in it, and that knot gets together with another knot, and they fall in love and have babies.

It becomes one big tangled mess, with subplots of knots. The more you try to unravel it, the worse it becomes. Until you just cut the whole thing off and decide that it isn’t a nice day to fly a kite anyway.

I reached the cutting off point when the kids asked for the thousandth time if we were going to eat some food today. It’s hard to work out major changes in summer plans plus worrying about abuelo and his health situation plus trying to figure out ANYTHING to do with teenagers when people want to eat on a regular basis.

So there, inside my head, I took a look at the jumbled mess on my mental lap. I heard the worries muttering around up there, with no sign of taking a break. I needed some scissors, because it really was not a nice day for flying a kite in my brain.

And then I got a message from a friend.

It was a simple message. She told me that she had baked a pie, and that her son had just invited my son over the Playstation chat. She wondered if we would all like to go to her house to have some pie and tea.

Let me tell you something. I grew up with Mennonite heritage on one side of my family, and British roots on the other. When we needed comfort, some warm, sweet pastry and a cup of fortifying English Breakfast tea (with liberal amounts of sugar and milk) carried the same

weight as a doctor’s prescription in our house.

Just reading the words set me on the road to tranquility.

When we got there, the kids set into the pie and picked out some apple cider to go with it.

My friend and I sat down over steaming cups and that gorgeous latticed pie.

We chatted and sipped while we ate, and all the tension drained as I described what had seemed, just a few hours before, like some serious, life-altering dilemmas.

But you know what?

Somehow pie (and possibly a good friend) lent some new perspective.

And slowly my mind put the scissors away and the tangled thought strings kind of sorted themselves out.

I mean, not completely, but it didn’t seem to matter that much anymore. And the sorting didn’t seem like such an impossible task.

There are people out there who need some pie. And by pie I mean a phone call. Or an invitation to take a walk. Or a cup of coffee.

Or maybe I really do mean pie, if you bake. Pie in the Sky Bakery has some pretty great pie if you don’t.

We are all stressed, and quite often we do a great job of not showing it.

We hide those busy, racing thoughts with a grin and a wave from across the street.

The nights can get pretty lonely and long.

But sometimes all we need is a moment to sit and enjoy some simple part of life, and a good friend who listens and offers a new perspective.

It doesn’t have to include pie.

But I highly recommend it.

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Vibes & Vices: La Condesa Burguesería AJ Freeman

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky

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y readers know me pretty well by now, and so within days after the debut of the new burger restaurant at La Condesa, stationed in the Marina Vallarta section of town, the pictures started rolling into my inbox. The shots showed imaginative creations such as the donut-mounted Homero, a tribute to a beloved yellow father figure. This appealed directly to my interests, and so I made a point to head over for a chat with burger boss Christopher ASAP. The Vibes: As I strolled in

off the street and past the front patio into the main dining area, smooth house music pulsated from the speakers, loud enough to be heard but quietly enough to carry a conversation. Young couples and groups of friends surrounded tables, taking full advantage of the afternoon burger menu and cheap cocktails.

Bar staff cloaked in leathertrimmed monogrammed aprons grooved to the beat while preparing the drinks, contently chopping and shaking their way through the shift...from

employees to clientele, it’s always good when your vision can bring in all the right people.

When Christopher spotted me at the table and pulled up a chair, he started to highlight what made all the pieces fit

together so seamlessly: the music. “For me, it’s where bars and restaurants start, the music comes first and the rest can be sorted out later. Music separates people faster than religion...you’ll find all kinds of people in a church, but you’ll almost never find a punk rocker at a banda concert.”

I had actually never considered that, but the resulting atmosphere was hard to argue with.

The Vices: Of course, you can’t eat a Spotify selection, and so Christopher had put plenty of thought into the menu as well. “You can get a burger anywhere, so we wanted to make sure we were giving people something special with every item.” he explained over the mezcal-based Labios Rojos cocktail.

“For example, we’re the only place in town with a fried shrimp burger because it took us 9 or 10 recipes to get a shrimp recipe we were happy with...on his last try my chef handed over the burger looking like a tired boxer.

He told me ‘if you don’t like this one, we just won’t have one on the menu.’ I took one bite and I knew this was it...finally!”

All this talk about food was making me hungry fast in combination with a couple

of refills, and so while we continued to chat I ordered up one of the obvious choices for a first-time visitor: La Condesa’s pizza burger. Not content to just plop some marinara sauce on a standard sandwich and call it good, this version replaces the top bun with a tiny pizza because we live in the greatest time in human history, at least from a culinary standpoint.

I consider myself a pretty skilled writer, but for a written review of the burger I don’t think I could outdo the vaguely pronographic image I have included of me having a moment with it.

The Verdict: If I haven’t made it clear enough yet, I really enjoy cheeseburgers, particularly those that seem like they were designed by a team of the world’s foremost latenight snack specialists.

With a full menu of possibilities to run through including a stuffed marlin burger and the distinctly inspired Doritos burger, it’s safe to assume I will be back often. I’m also working to confirm rumors of a future event planned around a special Johnnie Walker Blue burger... maybe I’ll catch you there.

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I would be remiss if I forgot to mention how good the sound and lighting was for Renee’s show; best I have ever experienced in the Red Room.

Friday, May 3rd at 8 pm, young tenor Alejandro Peña takes the stage at Incanto for another show accompanied again by Bob Bruneau on piano. They have both been working furiously to add more opera to the show. We shall see you there!

The royal ‘we’ is me and my sister, Patrice. My favorite person in the world.

Sisters are so special – if you have one, hug her hard if you can; if she’s far away, write her, call her, tell her that you love her and hold that in your heart until you can sit across from one another and raise a glass, From Here.

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heart with its deep, sad yearnings that I remember clearly feeling 30 years ago before I moved to this country. It is probably her most requested song, and I bleed every single time she sings it. Her last show is May 4th; don’t miss it.

Jenny Lynn Young, newly widowed and brilliant classical cellist matched Renee’s voice beautifully and mournfully.

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nother sold-out performance; the third (in a row) for tenor Enrique de Allende at Incanto last week. I am running out of superlatives describing this man and his voice; and what a fantastic show! Enrique invited mezzo-soprano Lady Zen, (also most recently from San Miguel de Allende) to join him onstage for a magnificent duet. It was the first time I have heard Lady Zen in pure classically trained mezzo-mode. Yeow; I am dreaming of Carmen arias from her!

Jean-Guy Comeau accompanied Enrique as only he can do – with style, warmth, and fun. Intermission turned into thirty minutes of preview for a brand new production at Act II Entertainment’s Red Room Cabaret starring Vallarta’s favorite Diva, Renee Armand. Renee was accompanied by a friend from Tennesee, Jenny Lynn Young, on an unconventional-looking cello and Incanto’s own Dennis Crow on piano. Two songs were more than sufficient to bring the house down. I swear more than half that audience showed up the next night in the Red Room for Renee’s Opening. This kind of cross-over marketing should be the norm in our little uber-talented city, not the rarity that it is. Thanks, Tracy Parks, owner of Incanto.

Enrique de Allende will bring his powerful voice and gorgeous easy manner back to Incanto towards the end of May. Now that Lady Zen lives in Vallarta permanently, I am hoping and praying to see and hear more of her solo this summer and more of her and Enrique together. I will share that useful info when I get it!

Back to Renee Armand. I heard her voice the very first time she sang in Vallarta a few years ago.

She was with guitarist/singer Paul Aleman in a tribute to John Denver that my sister Patrice insisted on seeing. The only thing wrong with listening to Renee Armand in subsequent shows is it’s impossible to hear her again for the first time: To experience that complete out-oftime and space sensation that her voice invokes and won’t leave your soul for a day or two. Sometimes never. A song she wrote called “I want to go to Mexico” touches my

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Buying the right outdoor furniture

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hen it comes to outdoor furniture for your home in Mexico, selecting the right material for the frame is critical. Most outdoor furniture has both a frame and a cushion/cover.

There are different options available for frames. Outdoor furniture can be a big chunk of your furniture budget. That’s why knowing the pros and cons of each can help you make the right decision as to which solution is the right one for you.

The most common materials used to make the frames of outdoor furniture are plastic, metal, wood and synthetic weave. We are seeing some furniture frames coming on to the market that are made from concrete. Since the cost to transport concrete furniture is more expensive, most people do not consider this a top option.

This article will focus on the most popular frame types.

Up until the past few years, plastic furniture was considered the low-cost, low-design option for outdoor frames. The color choice was limited to white, grey or beige.

Today we are seeing not only a plethora of colors but also a lot more decorative style. One of our suppliers offers beautiful pieces that are comfortable, stylish and colorful. The items are fade-resistant and are incredibly durable for this climate. Easy to clean and resistant to fading, they are the supplier I chose for outdoor furniture for a new high-end show suite we are furnishing in Vallarta.

Two years ago, I would not have considered plastic for a high-end condo.

Option two is metal. In metal, you can choose from stainless steel, wrought iron or aluminum.

All three types are all-weather materials. If you are placing the furniture in a windy area, the stainless steel and wrought iron

are less likely to slide. Generally, metal frames are covered in a powder-coated paint. This makes them more resistant to fading, water and therefore rust. Just like plastic frames, metal does not need much maintenance.

The price of metal frames is more than plastic. If the furniture has features such as rocking or tilting mechanisms or is a high-end design, it can be pricey.

Option three is a synthetic weave. Synthetic weave comes in different grades. It is critical to know the difference between the

low grades and the high grades or you could end up paying a lot of money for furniture that will split and crack very quickly. Most of the synthetic weave in the department and big box stores are made in China from the lowest grade of resin.

When buying synthetic weave, go to a retailer who is knowledgeable about the different types so that you get the right kind. The right kind should last approximately 7 to 10 years in high sun and salt air environments.

The final option is wood. Teak is and has been considered one of the most attractive options for outdoor.

Teak, an all-weather material, is termite, water and wind resistant.

It will not fade or rust. Teak does require maintenance.

There is a specific teak oil that needs to be applied about every three months. It is not a difficult job, but one that needs to be done regularly.

Would you like to receive a catalog of outdoor furniture and prices? Contact me at sa.novak@ solutionsmexico.com.

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

Radiology Studies

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ne of the most common requests I receive is: “I think I have something wrong with my stomach. Can you make me an appointment for an MRI?” Well, sure I am more than happy to make an appointment BUT perhaps you do not need an MRI! Perhaps you need a CT scan or an ultrasound. Why undergo testing if you are guessing? Or pay for an expensive test that is not needed, or is the incorrect one that you should have.

We are so lucky and happy to work with many great radiologists here. One of them is Dr. Fritz Hoffman who is based most of the time, at Clinic Sanmare. I am sure there are days he wishes I would go away because I am forever pestering him with questions! But he smiles and always helps. And he is marvelous with the patients as well. I asked him a few questions about these various studies.

(And of course, this may vary depending on the person, the physician if there is one involved and other factors, so it is a general outline).

MRI: Magnetic Resonance Imaging. This is best used to view soft tissues, the spine, roots and nerves, tendons for orthopedic issues. For neurological issues it depends on the reason/symptoms.

These are performed with or without contrast. Air and hard bone do not give an MRI signal so these areas appear black in the study.

Magnetic resonance imaging is a medical imaging technique used to form pictures of the anatomy and the physiological processes of the body. MRI scanners use strong magnetic fields, magnetic field gradients, and radio waves to generate images of the organs in the body CT Scan: Computer Tomography. This is often used when there is ACUTE pain, especially abdominal and an uncertain diagnosis. These are performed with

and without contrast. A computerized tomography (CT) scan combines a series of X-ray images taken from different angles around the body and uses computer processing to create cross-sectional images (slices) of the bones, blood vessels and soft tissues inside your body. CT scan images provide more-detailed information than plain X-rays do Ultrasound: This is the first line of imaging. It falls under the category of “ALARA” which means no radiation involved whatsoever.

It actually stands for: As Low As Reasonably Achievable (radiation).

It uses high-frequency sound waves to look at organs and structures inside the body. Never with contrast.

X-Rays: The best viewing for bones. Sometimes people will have an MRI for an orthopedic issue but regardless of the results, the physician will still require X-rays because they are looking at the bones and not soft tissue.

People are concerned, of course, of radiation received in various studies. We receive radiation from sunshine every single day but performing unnecessary studies, especially CT scans is always something to be aware of.

So, if you have some type of symptom(s) and wish to have a radiology study, it is always beneficial to make sure that you have the proper study!

And of course, if you have doubts or questions, all you have to do is send an email, describing your symptoms, concerns and study request. I can always discuss this with Dr. Fritz and let you know what he says! After all, I live to pepper him with questions as much as possible!

Also, if you would like to see specific radiology equipment, I am more than happy to set that up.

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15. OLAS OLAS ALTAS ALTAS FARMERS FARMERS MARKET MARKET 23. HUANACAXLE HUANACAXLE MERCADO MERCADO

5. EL CORA CROCODILE SANCTUARY 6. PUERTO VALLARTA SIGN 7. ESTERO EL SALADO 8. PITILLAL PLAZA

13. LOS ARCOS AMPITHEATRE 14. ISLA CUALE 15. LAZARO CARDENAS PARK 15. OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET

20. EMILIANO ZAPATA MARKET 21. CUALE CULTRAL CENTER 22. 5 DE DEC MARKET 23. HUANACAXLE MERCADO

28. MOVIE + PICNIC 29. RED CROSS 30. LOS ARCOS NATIONAL PARK

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Labor that uplifts

By Emily Murray

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exico is celebrating Labor Day is this week, so it’s the perfect time to say a hearty “thank you” to our whole crew. You’d be shocked at what goes into the making of a Tile Park! We have the core group, the “boots on the ground” doing the actual tiling: Choco, Rafa, Uriel, (special shout-out to Dany who has moved on to a new opportunity, love you girl), and of course Natasha is driving the whole thing.

Administratively we have Kaina who is everyone’s support in some way... the people who keep the website going and the media flowing (why yes I did just give my own self a shout-out). The tile supplier, the folks handling the custom painting of the Celebration Tiles, and the volunteers.

There have been hundreds of volunteers, sponsors and donors.

Thank you. Whether you’ve done a workshop, sponsored a tile or bench, or just dropped a 20 or two in the Tips for Tiles box, your contribution is needed and appreciated.

Speaking of labor, we’ve got someone new on the Parque team.

Next time you’re nearby, stop in and say hello to Miguel! For the time being you’ll find him working with Choco on the custom concrete work, later we’ll have him with Rafa setting tile. We’ll see where he fits in best as time moves on, but for now we are just excited to have him on the team and looking forward to making some beautiful art together!

Time certainly does move on, and we’ve got only one more solid month of working in the park before summer takes over and we head for the shade. During the month of April we’ll be finishing a few more benches, so look out for some fun new designs before May is here! We

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need fun things to talk about over the summer you know.

Let’s talk about your bench or tile this summer too! Now and through the next few seasons we will be actively looking for folks who want to tell the story of their tile or bench, to be immortalized in a book when Parque Azulejos is complete. If you would like your story to be included, please message us on Facebook or send an email directly to Emily: emily.murray.copywriter@gmail. com Thank you for everything you have been (and will be) to the success of the Tile Park project!

Your contribution matters, your effort is appreciated.

“No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.”

- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Tenor Alejandro Peña and ‘Naked Boys Singing!’ Extended by Popular Demand Incanto Celebrates Cinco de Mayo!

Casita Isabel ature-lover alert! Casita Isabel is a country home, just 15 minutes from Puerto Vallarta downtown.This lovely home offers an airy design with double high ceilings in the living room, with windows and doors on three sides of the main floor guaranteeing lots

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of natural light, and access to your private outdoor space. The main floor features a cute kitchen with space to easily expand, dining and vaulted living room and a full bathroom. Mountain breezes stream through the three, bright upstairs bedrooms.

The master has peek-ocean

allarta’s own Alejandro Peña will present another encore performance on Friday, May 3 at 8pm featuring more new music. His breathtaking tenor vocals, exquisite arias, and contemporary hits always leave audiences clamoring for more! Pianist Bob Bruneau will again accompany him at the piano with more new music including opera.

Held over through May, Incanto’s homegrown hit of the season, Naked Boys Singing!, continues to garner rave reviews! This fun, sassy, enduring musical comedy is celebrating twenty-years off-Broadway.

The all-Latino ensemble cast features six young local actors with outstanding vocal ability, who sing and dance completely nude about our human vulnerabilities in clever, catchy songs with heartfelt lyrics. Directed by original conceiver/director, Robert Schrock.

Presented in English, now playing through May 29.

Join Incanto in the upstairs piano bar as they celebrate Cinco de Mayo on Sunday, May 5 starting

views across the city. Enjoy the village feeling and great character of the neighborhood, with hiking trails in close proximity.

Ecological elements include rainwater catchment system with underground cistern, mature fruit trees on a large lot with space to expand outdoor areas, and active wildlife. This unique, value, country-side home in PV is ready for your personal touch.

Contact information: BOARDWALK REALTY OF: 322 224 0014/ 322 223 0001 john@boardwalkrealtypv.com https://www.boardwalkrealtypv. com/properties/casita-isabel/

at 5pm. The celebration will feature live music by Joby & Tongo, The Red Suitcases band and pianist Dennis Crow. Carne asada or grilled lime chicken tacos with rice and beans will be made to order, and crunchy hard-shell tacos with all the trimmings will also be available for purchase. Two for one margaritas all night! No cover.

Back by popular demand, award-winning vocalist Luis Villanueva (Juan Gabriel Tribute, Naked Boys Singing!) presents an exciting evening featuring ‘80s music and more from your favorite bands including Journey, Toto, Air Supply, Barry Manilow, Crowded House, James Brown, and more with Fernando Uribe at the piano.

Weekly on Tuesdays at 7:30pm.

Now on Fridays at 7:30pm, Zoe & Leon, two of Vallarta’s most respected musicians, play Nuevo Flamenco, Latin, jazz originals and covers accompanied by the talented Renteria Bros. Zoe also blends in interesting backstories and information about the songs during the show. Also, see the Renteria Bros. in their own show on Wednesdays at 7:30pm. Also, Joby & Tongo are now on Sundays at 5pm. They play Latin and American pop/classics in English and Spanish.

Incanto presents their all-new May Musical Series featuring many of your Broadway favorites. These are recordings of the contemporary

stage productions. The first presentation will be on May 7, at 7:30pm with ‘An American In Paris’, There will be a ten-minute introduction to the film by pianist/accompanist Dennis Crow with a discussion to follow. A special dinner menu will also be available during the show.

Visit Incanto’s website for more details.

Spring/Summer hours 9am-11:30pm Tues.Sun. Closed on Mondays. Breakfast is served on the riverside terrace 9am-2pm. Lunch is served 12pm11pm. Casual evening dining is available on two riverside terraces and in the air-conditioned piano bar 4-11pm. Happy Hour features two for one house cocktails, margaritas, and beer 4-6pm. Two for one show tickets for select current shows during ‘The Zen Hour’ 4-5pm daily.

For more information and online tickets visit www.IncantoVallarta. com. Contact them at Incantopv@ gmail.com or call 322 223 9756.

Located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale).

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in “Gringa in Paradise” (Winner of Best Drag Show 2017/18)

AVENUE Q opens May 6!

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his delightful, laugh-outloud American musical was performed on Broadway from 2003 to 2009. Audiences everywhere have been captivated by its fresh and funny story, and It won the prestigious 2004 “Triple Crown” for Tony Awards…. BEST MUSIC, BEST SCORE and BEST BOOK! AND…. it won FIRST PLACE in the hearts of Vallartans during its 6-month run just two years ago! In fact, known as “The Perfect Vallarta Musical,” it has been the most requested show to return to the Act II stage!

Tickets are available now at www.act2pv.com!

Act II is the “#1 Entertainment Venue” ~TripAdvisor (Hot off the press!) “#1 Performing Arts Venue” ~Vallarta Tribune!

Mamma Mia Act II is looking for two actors in Act II’s 2019/2020 production of Mamma Mia! This show is performed in English and the characters are: Sophie (Pop Soprano, age 18-25) Sophie is a very special young woman who is determined to find the romance and hSappiness she feels alluded her mother. She has an adventurous eventhough she pursues a conventional marriage.

(Actor must be able to move well.

Principal role!)

Skye (Male, Tenor Age 21-30)

Sophie’s fiance, was a successful businessman. He left to help Donna with her tavern and marry Sophia. (This is a featured ensemble role.)

(Both characters do not have a foreign accent.)

If you are interested in either of these roles, please contact Marsha Ross at mross527@gmail.com right away!

TripAdvisor Located in Zona Romantica -it’s like all of ‘Off Broadway’ rolled into one building!

“Musicals, dramatic theater, cabaret performances, drag shows and comedies! I was pleasantly surprised to discover that a man named Danny Mininni brought all of this to the tropical city of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Called Act II Entertainment Stages, the venue located in the Zona Romantica area offers first-rate, affordable productions nightly on multiple stages and cabaret lounges. Plus, cocktails are served right at your seat! In fact, cocktails begin flowing in the atmospheric lounge area as patrons arrive in a steady buzz of chatter. …. Apparently, this multi-stage performance venue has been around for only 6 years, but is already one of PV’s must-see attractions. In fact, even the street where the theater’s located buzzes nightly with sidewalk cafes, art galleries, unique boutiques and street vendors. What more could you ask for?” ~borisbetanoff, Washington, DC 4/19/19 Show less A big thank you to so many of you who have written TripAdvisor reviews on our shows! We couldn’t have done this without you! Also, it’s not too late to write a review of YOUR favorite show, too! Just go to www.tripadvisor.com. Be sure and check this week’s schedule which is printed below. Many of our shows sell out, so get your tickets now at act2pv.com!

ACT II SHOWS Week of May 3 - May 10 FABULOUS FRIDAY, May 3 7:30 - Diana Villamonte, “I Will Always Love You,” - the #1 PERFORMER in Puerto Vallarta for TWO YEARS! 9:30 - Hedda Lettuce, starring

SPECTACULAR SATURDAY, May 4 7:30 - (FINAL SHOW!) “Born to Be Wild,” featuring the beautiful Renee Armand (former John Denver band member and voice behind Oscar-winning song, “The Morning After.”)

9:30 - Mama Tits, starring in “Triple D” SUPER SUNDAY, May 5 7:30 - “Best of ABBA & Elton,” starring Us Two and their LIVE BAND MARVELOUS MONDAY, May 6 7:00 - (OPENING NIGHT) Avenue Q, the #1 Musical Ever Presented in Vallarta!

7:30 - Diana Villamonte, starring in “More Motown & Beyond” 9:30 - Mama Tits starring in “Triple D” TERRIFIC TUESDAY - May 7 7:30 - “Born to Be Wild,” featuring the beautiful Renee Armand - former John Denver band member and voice behind Oscarwinning song, “The Morning After.”

WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY - May 8 7:00 - Avenue Q, the #1 Musical Ever Presented in Vallarta!

FABULOUS FRIDAY - May 10 7:30 - Diana Villamonte - “I Will Always Love You,” a Whitney Houston Tribute 9:30 - Hedda Lettuce, starring in “Gringa in Paradise” (Winner of Best Drag Show 2017/18) Act II has been voted the #1 Entertainment Venue in Puerto Vallarta!

For more information about the venue or shows, check out the 1100+ reviews on TripAdvisor, or go to www.act2pv.com.

Emily Majewski

emilyannmajewski@gmail.com

Emily Majewski is Co-Founder of PHYTOSTONE, a small firm based in Nayarit dedicated to creating advanced natural materials for home and garden.

Sustainable Homemaking

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e are all home makers.

One way or another, each of us gives our house the human touch that makes it a home and an expression of ourselves. But making a home is not simply a matter of style and management. It is also a matter of ethics. Our priorities are expressed through our homes, and if keeping the planet habitable is priority for you, your home becomes an extension of those priorities.

The trouble with sustainable homemaking these days is that many people are overwhelmed by the sheer volume of advice and information as well as the scale of problems. They are paralyzed by the magnitude of bio-geo-socio-political global challenges and the intimidating lists of “55 easy ways to be green”. Additionally, folks here in the Bay need advice tailored to the humid tropics, especially since so many green products being featured in the magazines and blogs are import items.

Well, I’m here to say: you can make the world a better place by starting at home, here. Each of us putting “our own house in order” is a necessary mosaic of change that directly impacts our future as a species. Designing our homes for a habitable planet is a bottomup-approach that doesn’t wait for top-down institutional solutions that may never come.

Because our homes and gardens truly impact the world for better or worse, I am going to create a 3 part series on the matter, tackling design, materials and

construction considerations/garden recommendations tailored to the humid tropics. This is especially relevant to those in the dreaming stages of their home creation.

Retrofitting an existing home actually requires extra creativity because the homeowner usually inherits the inadequacies of poor design and poor material selection.

On the other hand, there is arguably nothing greener than something already made, so retrofits may need to focus on products that can amplify their sustainability, some of which may need to be imported.

A few of the recommendations are based on my personal experiences and plans for the next house we design – you won’t see those tips too many places and they are very tailored to our experience in Nayarit. Several of the principals will refer to past articles I have written, which can be reviewed online with the links provided. The series will be laid out in the order of • Design • Material selection • Garden Best Practices and • Construction Logistics We will begin with Design in the next article. The design of your personal domain, your little world.

In the meantime, look at your blueprints again. Look around your home. But this time, think of it as part of a habitat and an ecosystem.

Is it a source of toxins? Is it working with or against the elements? What will it become a hundred years from now?

Discovery begins with questions. And change begins with you.

You are a homemaker. Does your homemaking value your home planet?

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Busing Banderas Bay

Health and Wellness Cat Morgan cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com

Bruce Howells

RivieraNayaritFun.com

busbanderasbay@gmail.com

Bruce is a retired Canadian, who along with his wife Velma, took a “mulligan” on life and escaped the cold of Canada and settled in the Vallarta area. Fulfilling a retirement dream of not driving anymore, Bruce will use public transportation to tour the bay and tell his tales here. Tips and itineraries welcome.

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very now and then I feel guilty that I’m having too much fun, so I look back and realize that it’s not all sunshine and ice cream, sometimes the beer is not cold enough, the pop is warm, and the bar is smoky!

I was driving shortly after arriving here, not always with the fun results I envisioned. There was the time I locked my keys in the van ……again.

We headed to Nuevo Vallarta for the Tuesday market, but first we picked up friends and stopped in Bucerias for breakfast. We had full bellies, the sun was shining, birds were singing, and the A/C in the van was working. We headed to the market, behind the hospital/casino/ immigration offices where we had been many times. (Immigration, not the casino) We managed to get there without getting lost, where a huge paved parking lot with numerous vendors greeted us.

I had to lean over and open the back door on the passenger side as the lock didn’t always release. I hit the lock button and jumped out of the van. As my first foot touched the ground I realized the keys were still in the ignition, and the van was running!

After notifying everyone the car was locked and running, they stood there staring at each other as I went in search of a security guard or a taxi driver that would be able to open a locked vehicle.

Everyone knows how to do that, right? Especially in Mexico. After fifteen minutes with no luck finding anyone, a guard provided the name of someone in the market that could unlock a vehicle. I just had to track down the guy selling water and vitamins.

I finally found a guy who knew the guy. We trekked around the market but he was not there.

Back to the van where we found someone who said he could open it. After twenty minutes, we realized he couldn’t.

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Cat Morgan is owner of RivieraNayaritFun.com and also NewEnergyConsciousness.com If you have any questions, comments or Riviera Nayarit news please contact her at Cat@CatMorgan.me

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t feels commonplace to us when we hear about someone having their appendix removed. While Appendicitis is not uncommon, most of us can live healthy and happy lives without it. It is one of the few non-essential organs that are associated with our digestive system.

Our appendix is located in the lower right quadrant of our abdomen and is placed at the beginning of our long intestine, which is our Large Intestine, which is about 5 feet long and 3 inched in diameter. With this stated, if anything, what does it do, and why is it there?

noticed the back window in the van was slightly ajar as a hinge was broken. (I later repaired it with duct tape). Someone suggested a kid could get in but it was way too small. Just then, a gringo lady came running up yelling “Oh no, is there a baby locked inside?” That drew quite a crowd.

After being reassured there was no baby inside, some of the crowd dispersed. Another Mexican came by with two, 5-foot pieces of wood molding. He screwed a nail into the two pieces joining them together and then put a screw into the end of the other piece. He slid the “baby” piece of wood thru the open back window all the way to the opposite side door and after a few attempts was able to pop the lock.

Life was good again. We love Mexico.

Turned the van off, gave one guy two hundred pesos, and another one hundred pesos and everyone dispersed. I went and found Velma and friends and we wandered around the market.

Briefly! We did not buy anything.

One of us was in a bad mood.

For whatever reason, every time I drove somewhere after that, everyone asked me if I had the keys. I made progress in La Cruz though; I no longer locked the van when in town.

Science For so many years’ scientists thought that the appendix had no purpose, and this was also the belief that I was raised with. Scientists assumed it was a vestigial organ, (body parts we no longer need) which comes from a belief system that was created through Darwin and the theory of evolution, (which theory has scientifically been disproven now.) They even went as far as to say it may even harm our health, like wisdom teeth.

However, as always, the consciousness of science expands and more information comes forth. And so, as with our appendix, there is more to it than we previously thought!

The Role of our Appendixes Our appendixes actually do serve a very important function.

Our appendix plays the role in the health of our microbiome which both protects and cultivates the good bacteria. We depend on armies of microbes to stay alive; a microbiome that protects us against germs breaks down the food to release energy and also produces vitamins. That is certainly not anywhere close to a vestigial organ. In fact, understanding the microbiome in humans and animals and in our environment is just as important as the human genome!

Our appendix acts as a type of safe reservoir where good bacteria can take shelter and thrive. This is important because it ensures that our beneficial good bacteria colonies remain rooted in our digestive system, especially when we have digestive issues. We also have quite a bit of lymphatic tissue in and around our appendix.

This could also suggest that our appendix may play a role in the support of our immune health.

The Good Bacteria VS Bad Bacteria The bottom line is we need

good gut bacteria to maintain good health. When our Microbiomes are weak and unstable the bad bacteria can take hold quite easily. This can cause our immune systems to become overactive which leads to harmful inflammatory conditions such as Celiac disease, Cholera, Gastroenteritis, Gastro-esophageal reflux disease, Dysentery and of course, Appendicitis.

5% of people will have appendix issues in their lifetime and it is also the number one most common general surgical emergency of removing the appendix in the U.S. Our gut bacteria are extremely important for many aspects of health. Many studies have now shown that disrupted microbiota can lead to numerous chronic diseases.

Maintaining Healthy Microbiota The best way to maintain a healthy microbiota is to eat Polyphenols, which are plant compounds such as whole foods mainly from plant sources like fruits, veggies, legumes, beans, and whole grains, and stay away from processed sugars, and especially artificial sweeteners as they have negative effects on blood sugar levels. Eating less meat is also a suggestion.

While you can live without your appendix, it does provide a valuable service to your body. No matter what’s going on in your digestive tract, our appendix’s house our microbiome, ensuring that populations will stay balanced and abundant; ready for use when needed.

For questions or comments please contact me at Cat@NewEnergyConsciousnes.com Blessing.

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Life in la Cruz

Kelly Wilson

Cindy Bouchard

Upon retiring in Ontario, Kelly and her husband finally arrived in Puerto Vallarta.

Via a one way ticket during the summer of 2017, they now call Bucerias home.

As avid adventurers, they enjoy exploring the entire Banderas Bay area. Kelly owns an on-line career coaching business, and spends time volunteering for various local organizations.

Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

Honk, Honk!

Rafa Alacantara

mybucerias404@gmail.com

cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

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e may have sparked an epidemic. We really didn’t mean to. It started innocently; just a small, fun thing, but it’s turned into serious business.

Allow me to back up a little.

We moved to our home in Bucerias in mid-July, so we walked right into the drippy, melty, wilty heat. Brace yourself, it’s coming. So hot, it’s hard to get dressed, and too much to even think about walking anywhere. Within three weeks of living here we bought a used golf cart. Best. Decision. Ever.

Sure beats hoofing it under the glaring sun and clinging humidity, and because we removed the “governor” it even comes with a selfcreated breeze. If you’re a regular in Bucerias, you’ve seen us motoring along, usually on our way directly to nowhere, with all day to get there.

After meeting oncoming golf carts and having no sound maker to return salutations, it became apparent ours required a horn in order to step up our friendly interaction. We have met many residents and shopkeepers just from driving by a couple of times daily.

The greetings began with simple gestures; smiling and waving. A year later, the addition of the bicycle horn was a game changer. The new norm is smiling, waving, honking, parking, hand clasping, cheek kissing and chatting. Then, “Adios” with more honking.

This horn sport is quickly evolving. Particular amigos along the way now play a vital role. For instance, in addition to tootling our hellos to Francesco and his team at La Quinta Di Francesco on Avenida Las Palmas, we also often enjoy a beverage there while waiting to take pizza home. Francesco is definitely a player.

One evening the man himself presented his own new horn while we waited for our take-out. I nearly hung white knuckled from the ceiling when he surprisingly pulled it out and honked between our heads. Over the blast he exclaimed, “I’ve got one,

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too!”. As we left, us armed with pizza, he with his horn, Francesco asked, “Are you ready?” Game on!

Staff at the Barchaleta Beer Bar on Las Palmas, and the guys a couple of doors down at the tour booth all join in, waving and signaling the need to honk. The gang at Encore Restaurant and Jazz Lounge on Lázaro Cárdenas is also in on the fun. Although hornless, they yell out, “Beep, Beep” as we pass.

The drivers at our local taxi stand took an interest from the start.

(Sitio Royal DeCameron, 329-2981991) We honk, we all applaud, and they call out, “Hola, Buenas Dias!”. Recently, the taxi stand-golf cart relationship has taken a positive twist. When our grandkids visited us last week, we asked them to bring a bicycle horn. (They are difficult to find here. We brought one from Canadian Tire when we vacationed in Ontario last August). We gifted the horn to the taxi stand, and there’s no turning back. Not only do they return honks, they’ve caused the addition of “dancing” to the “new norm” list, outlined above. All of this speaks to the camaraderie of those who live and work in Bucerias. Thanks for being such good sports, everyone!

Now that high season is over and all our houseguests are gone, we’re talking about getting into a walking routine. Shed that winter fat (aka margaritas, nachos, margaritas, guac, tortillas, margaritas). We’ll combine exercise with exploring. Oh, wait a minute, it’s getting too hot to walk now. Hon, do you have the golf cart keys?

s the La Cruz malecon gets cleaned up and remnants of the very successful RHA festival get taken down I interviewed Rafael (Rafa) Alacantra about the many events on the marina property this season, not realizing there are more to come.

The boom, boom base of the DJ festival will be replaced next weekend with delightful happy children. Rafa’s favorite event is the fishing tournament for children, which happens to be this weekend, Sunday May 5th starting at 8:00 am.

Kids from all over are invited. It’s free and they receive T-shirts, a fishing rod, bait, a meal and more. The prizes are grand; bikes and scooters!

Split into two age groups children four to eight and eight to twelve; fun for all! Rafa shared his passion about the event, “In a fishing village like La Cruz many of the children’s fathers are fishermen, to fish like their Papa lights them up as they get to feel what their father feels.”

The Festival of Wind takes place starting in La Cruz and sailing to Bucerias, May 16 and 17 followed by the Junior Olympics where the best Mexican young sailors sail Optimists, Lasers and windsurfers May 16-18.

These young sailors represent 14 states of Mexico.

Rafa says, “The events are my opportunity to meet new people, show my place and are the opportunity to learn what I need to improve for my clients. Nothing like happy clients and receiving compliments; I’m always listening for feedback.”

World-class Marina meets small Mexican fishing village = La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. I asked our Harbourmaster, Rafa, what brought him here? “Heading up the Marina Riviera Nayarit team has been very interesting. My goal is to develop and maintain a smooth running operation that includes many people with many interests while providing the best quality and affordable services to our clients and respecting the environment and preserving the tranquility of the town and the people

living here.

My arrival to this position was step by step. I worked at Marina Vallarta, creating the first “cruzers club” at the Flamingo hotel in 1999. Running the restaurant I invited boat owners and we created a sailors club. A few people looking for a place to create a real Yacht Club invited me to join them to create and run the first yacht club in the bay. That was the Vallarta Yacht Club, which I ran before day one; creating, hiring, and training everyone. We opened in November 2002 and I worked there until 2008 when a friend invited me to join Marina La Cruz. I didn’t realize the commitment until I comprehended the dimension of the project a few months after I started to work here.”

I also asked Rafa about how he and his team positively impact the waters of La Cruz. “Although its not in our jurisdiction its important to us that all the beach water of La Cruz is clean and swimmable. At the marina, we encourage all boaters, to use our free pump-out service, including boats that are not using our slips. We understand that they need to discharge their tanks and they will do it somewhere, so we offer to do it for free, always, for everyone. We also monitor the ocean water inside and outside of the marina. We’re so confident of the health of our water that every year in April we host the open water swimming competition.”

The marina staff works hard as a team to renew their Blue Flag certification each year. They’re proud to be the first marina in Mexico to do so. The iconic Blue Flag is one of the world’s most recognized voluntary eco-labels awarded to beaches, marinas, and sustainable boating tourism operators. In order to qualify for the Blue Flag, a series of stringent environmental, educational, safety, and accessibility criteria must be met and maintained.

Rafa’s favourite quote: “More action, less talking.”

Visit La Cruz, walk the malecon and if you see Rafa, say thanks!

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Puerto Vallarta Tennis Open

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he second edition Puerto Vallarta Open, an ATP Challenger Tour Tournament, is being held from April 29th through May 5th at Parque Parota next to Plaza Caracol.

The purse is an impressive $135,000 with 60 of the top players in the world competing. Hoping to attract the best in players and increase the number of fan’s the city of Vallarta is pulling out all the stops for this tournament.

“We are committed to putting on a first class event, we seek to improve fans’ experience … by promoting the high level of play that the Challenger Tour brings. said Puerto Vallarta Open Director, Javier Romero.

The Puerto Vallarta Tennis Open will be played, at Parota Park on the outdoor courts with matches starting at noon and run through the day into the evening.

Once again sponsors have set up an outdoor lounge with cocktails

by Siete Leguas Tequila and Aperol Spritz, food and a DJ will add to the experience.

TICKET PRICES Tickets are available online at puertovallartaopen.com General Admission $150 – 250 pesos VIP: $600 – 1000 pesos VIP includes appetizers and bar service For more information, please visit facebook.com/PuertoVallartaOpen/

Altruism Festival this Sunday, May 5

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5th Annual Altruism Festival will be held at the CasaMagna Marriott Resort Puerto Vallarta on Sunday May 5 from 6pm – 9pm.

This fantastic fundraising event features top charitable and non-profit organizations, and restaurants along with live music and entertainment to raise much needed funds for 20 organizations in Banderas Bay with the support of CasaMagna Marriott Resort Puerto Vallarta and Fundación Punta de Mita and Ecologia y Conservacion de Ballenas A.C. to host.

Every year guests enjoy food

and drink prepared by some of the best local restaurants and food and beverage suppliers, live entertainment, cooking demonstrations, cultural events and many, many raffle prizes, with all proceeds donated to Banderas Bay area non-profit organizations that are in need of a little help, including: Ángeles en Libertad, Biblioteca Los Mangos, Biblioteca Rey Nayar, Casa Hogar Máximo Cornejo, Casa Shalom Codependenacia, CEMBAB, Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Bárbara, Club Rotario Puerto Vallarta, Desayunos por los Niños

de Vallarta, DIF Puerto Vallarta, ECOBAC, Fundación Down, Grupo Bennu, Horizonte de Paz, Jay Sadler Project, Paraíso Felino, Pasitos de Luz, Red de Asociaciones Altruistas, SETAC, Sociedad Animal Ticket sales and funds raised are divided equally amongst the charities and used to support their programs and services. Tickets are $400 pesos in advance and can be purchased from any of the organizations listed above, or at the door for $500 pesos.

For more information: facebook. com/FIAPV/

Events in May Restaurant Week May 15 – June 10 • 61 participating restaurants from Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will offer a wide variety of cuisines, and an excellent opportunity for guests to enjoy the many flavors of the destination at reduced prices. Participating restaurants offer special, three-course menus (appetizers, main course and dessert), with three different options, at fixed prices (tips and beverages not included).

This year, there will be three menu price categories to choose: $289, $399 and $466 pesos.

surfing, taking advantage of Riviera Nayarit’s idyllic beaches which provide the perfect setting for it.

Ticket prices vary based on category and date of purchase.

Riviera Nayarit Wind Festival: May 17 - 19 • Celebrated in the family-friendly resort town of Nuevo Vallarta, participants from all over will gather for a weekend filled with water activities in what is known as one of the destination’s marquee festivals.

From downwind to freestyle and regatta slalom, the event promotes the sport of wind-

Puerto Vallarta Open 2019 April 29 – May 5, 2019 Professional Tennis returns to Vallarta with the ATP Challenger Tour, Puerto Vallarta Open.

A high level of professional tennis with players from all over the world including Mexico’s top players.

Held at Parota Park in the north Hotel Zone beside Marbella Condominiums.

Vallarta Aztec Folklore Festival 2019 April 29 – May 5, 2019 Dancers from around the country will participate in the 13th annual Aztec Folklore Festival.

Nightly shows along the malecon and in other venues around the city will showcase the traditional costumes and dances of the different states and indigenous groups in Mexico.

events Live Music Calendar

19 This listing features ongoing acts and events at bars, restaurants and venues. We do not take responsibity for misinformation. Contact the venue if you have questions. Email editor@vallartatribune.com to update or add listings.

VALLARTA

Bambinos Trattoria (Aguacate #314) Tues: Beatles Tribute 8 pm Thur: Legends of Rock & Roll 8 pm Sat: Frankie Valli & Four Seasons 8 pm Babel Bar (Aquiles Serdán 437, Isla del Cuale) Fri: Faralae 7-9 pm Sat: Moruno 1 – 3 pm Sat: Oscar & Raul 7-9 pm Sun: Esau & Lobo 1 - 3 pm

Murphy’s Irish Pub (484 Morelos, Malecon)

BUCERIAS & NORTH SHORE

Que/Pasa (625 Aquiles Serdan) Sat: Sylvie&The Zippers 7 – 10 pm

Buzzos (In front of Bungalows Princess | Bucerias) Sat: Sweet and Sour 6 – 9pm

Nacho Daddy (287 Basilio Badillo) Tue: Cat Daddy’s 8:30 pm Wed: Joker Band 8:30 pm Fri: Texas Embassy Blues Band 8:30 pm

Roxy Rockhouse (Ignacio L Vallarta 275) Nightly music after 11 pm with house band Winston’s Bar and Grill (Peru by the Shell) Wed: The Classics 3 – 6 pm Fri: Paranoia 3 – 6 pm Sun: The Change 3 – 6 pm

Captain Don’s (Honduras 126) Fri: Tequila Rush 9 - 12 pm Sat: Da Crew 9 - 12 pm

NUEVO VALLARTA

Cuates y Cuetes (Francisca Rodriquez 101) Wed: Tatewari 8 - 10 pm

Chasers Sports Bar (Avenida Mexico 570A) Fri: Gloria & Da Crew 5 – 7 pm Fri: Gecko Band 8 – 11 pm

El Oasis de Holi (River mouth by La Isla Mall) Sat: Dr. Groove 6 pm

Dona Tere Restaurant Wed: 6:30 - 8:30 pm - LA PATRONA - Mariachi Trio Fri: 7-9 pm - JAQUE MATE - Jazz Sat: 7-9 pm - KORSARI - Rock ‘n Roll

El Rio BBQ, (Paso Ancho) Sat: Brimstone at 4 pm Sun: Cheko Ruiz Band at 3 pm

Eddies Weekly – Live music 6:30 – 9:30 Sat. and Sun – Live music 10 -1 pm

Haradovs Rooftop Lounge (Lazaro Cardenas) Wed: Dr. Groove 8:30 pm Sat: Dr Groove 9:30

Gringo Loco Cantina (Francisco I Madero 403) Thu: Martin (solo) 7 - 10 pm Sat: The Change 7 - 10 pm

Incanto (Insurgentes 109) Tues: Victor & Anais 5 PM Piano Bar Tues: Luis Villanueva 80’s Music 7:30 PM Piano Bar Fri: Zoe & Leon with Renteria Bros 7:30 pm Sun: Joby & Tongo 5 PM Piano Bar Kelly’s Pour Favor Saloon and Cookhouse (Lazaro Cardenas 245) Mon: Hoochie Coochie Men 8 - 11 pm Wed: Tequila Rush 8 – 11 pm Thurs: 3Tones 8 – 11 pm Fri: Dr. Groove 8 – 11 pm Sat: Soul Trip 8 – 11 pm Sun: No music during low season

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El Barracuda Sat. - Los Disponibles 9pm – 11 pm

Ernestos Sat. Easy Listening Favorites 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm Estudio Café Mon: Easy Listening Favorites 7-9 pm Thurs: Oldies 7-9pm Sun: Easy Listening Favorites 10am - noon

Jardin Montenegro Restaurant Blvd. Nuevo Vallarta #220 – Nuevo Vallarta Daily except Tues: Martin Maya & Martin Montenegro 9:30 am – 1:00 pm

Encore Restaurant & Lounge (51 Lazaro Cardenas | Bucerias) Thu: Live Jazz 7 - 10 pm Fri: Live Jazz 7 - 10 pm

El Chivero (Avenida Pacifico 9, Centro | Bucerias) Sat: The Gecko Band 3pm Drunken Duck (Avenida Mexico, Centro | Bucerias) Tue: Andra & The Crazzy Boys 9 pm Wed: The Gecko Band 9 pm Thur: Soul Trip 9 pm Fri: Rob Cavazzini & Fede 5 pm Fri: Andra & The Crazzy Boys 9 pm Sat: Da Crew 9 pm Sun: The Gecko Band 5pm Ana Bananas (Tiburón #42 | La Cruz) Mon: Soul Trip 7pm

Greene Tomatoe (Town Square La Cruz) Wed: The Traveling Band around 8 pm Thur: Ivan and Mike around 7pm Fri: Rock in Trio around 8 pm Sat: Crazy Boys 8 pm OSO’s Oyster Bar ( La Cruz Marina) Sat: The Remedy 7 pm

Masala (La Cruz) Thurs: Blue Knote 7 – 9pm

Britannia (Coral, La Cruz) Tues: Open mic with The Turn 7pm until they close Black Forest (16 Marlin, La Cruz) Fri: Gypsy Flamenco 7:30 pm

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO El Atico Hookah (Sayulita) Tue: Soul Trip 9:30pm

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BANDERAS BAY SHOPPING AND SERVICES

Sherry Vallarta HOME DE’COR

Personal Shopper

Buy & Sell ~ Anything & Everything

sherryvallarta@yahoo.com 044 322 137 7063

Find us at: Show Room @ SUCESOS BOUTIQUE Tuesday Market @ Nuevo Vallarta Thursday Market @ La Marina Vallarta Sunday Market @ La Cruz de Huanacaxtle

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20% OFF PEARL NECKLACES AUGUSTIN RODRIGUEZ 315, DOWNTOWN

2018 & 2019 WINNER! Vallarta Tribune’s “Best Clothing Store in Vallarta” LEMONGRASSPV.COM

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Herbal Chocolates?

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hocolates, handmade with Mexican cacao beans here in Vallarta and infused with herbal extracts are available in limited supply every Friday at Marsol Market. See Ricardo Mazcal for his latest invention – fantastic taste and super for little kids and the elderly who don’t like or cannot - take their meds normally. Just one more way Ricardo is making Vallarta healthier 100% naturally.

Pattyjo loves to paint with watercolors and alcohol inks. She makes bookmarks, greeting cards in different sizes, canvasses suitable for framing, tee shirts and now switch plates! All of her pieces are singularly bright and beautiful. Her passion, however, is to help children with cancer on the long bus rides to and from Guadalajara for treatments. She makes up packages of papers, colored pencils and anything else she can think of and has on hand and gifts them to Pamela

Thompson who distributes the packets for free to the kids to ease their boredom while they are traveling. All of Pattyjo’s profits are given up for charity.

See David and Elizabeth Ruesga for exquisite new offerings set in sterling silver.

Dozens of new projects feature semi-precious stones and magnificent opals; they also have man-made stones and faceted glass designs for those on a budget, yet with exquisite taste in jewelry!

Other unique pieces can be found at Beach Booty with sea glass and sea tile pendants and earrings.

Marcia continues to source antique silk to create lightweight collars for men and women. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open year-round from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

By Janice Gonzalez

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ell the high season is officially over with the end of the markets and the end of Easter vacation. We look forward to seeing all our friends back again next year.

If you are interested in visiting any of our rescues at our state of the art sanctuary outside of town, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com to schedule a tour. Tours leave from the Costco parking lot on Thursdays during low season and reservations are required.

We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and if going to the

sanctuary, please feel free to bring treats for the staff as they truly appreciate it. Those items we ALWAYS need include: collars, harnesses and leashes; toys and more toys! both stuffed and hard plastic (no soft plastic as they can chew off pieces and swallow); large towels; blankets; sweaters and coats; post-surgical cones (both the cone shaped and soft or inflatable donut ones). Our rescues are now fed a total raw diet so please refrain from bringing any dog food or treats.

The mission of SPCA de PV is to help fund and

promote sterilization, adoption and healthcare efforts for companion animals in the Puerto Vallarta area, with the goal of eliminating the euthanasia of healthy and adoptable animals.

To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page

www.facebook.com/spcapv or on our website at http:// spcapv.com/donate/.

Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/ home or on Facebook.

MURPHY’S IRISH PUB Located on the Historic Malecon across from the lighthouse statue (El Faro) beautiful sunset views every night!

Delicious traditional pub menu.

Live Rock Music - Wed - Sat @10:30pm Watch all sports w 2 satellites.

Pool Table.

484 Morelos - 2nd floor - Centro Vallarta Open daily 11 am

Murphys Puerto Vallarta

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...ASHES

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h boy…this is one bundle of joy! Ashes is a Labrador/Terrier mix puppy just 7 months old and weighing 35 pounds currently. He will mature to be a medium sized adult.

This sweetheart loves loves loves his humans! He likes nothing more than to be cuddled. Ashes is also most playful and enjoys his canine companions. He is even okay with cats. Ashes has been spayed, dewormed

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Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

and vaccinated. He now awaits a forever home of his own and we are accepting applications for his adoption at spcapv@gmail.com.

Tel. (322) 222 2675, (322) 222 5402, w Celular: 322 175 0412 mundodeazulejos@hotmail.com www.talavera-tile.com

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2nd Annual Reader’s Choice Awards

1000’s of votes for the

‘best of everything’ in Puerto Vallarta, Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit Best

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