Issue 927, January 09 - 15 , 2015 by Vallarta Tribune

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Travel

PLACES TO STAY

Riviera Nayarit Fun in the bay

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welcome

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the year 18 in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Cruise Ship Welcome to Vallarta Friday 09/01/2015 STAR PRINCESS PRINCESS CRUISES arrive 09:00 a.m. leave 06:00 p.m. 3,300 guests Tuesday 13/01/2015 GRAND PRINCESS PRINCESS CRUISES arrive 10:00 a.m. leave 06:00 p.m. 2,600 guests Wednesday 14/01/2015 CARNIVAL MIRACLE CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE arrive 09:00 a.m. leave 09:00 p.m. 2,980 guests

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Probably you woke up this morning and had no thoughts of searching out this week's Vallarta Tribune because - it's only Thursday! But if you missed last weeks announcement, we are now distributing on THURSDAYS instead of Fridays. This is in response to requests from our advertisers to give you, dear valued readers, a little more time to make plans for your weekend. Over the past couple years, Puerto Vallarta's Old Town has become a hotbed of live entertainment... well let's be honest, it's likely been a hotbed since Liz and Dick stumbled upon it one late night 50 years ago, but that's another tale. The theatres, cabarets and live music at the various bars and restaurants has definitely improved, attracting international stars and long-running acts to the stage. There are many people in this town with a vested interest in making Vallarta internationally renowned for its live music and

theatre. And, in all reality, we are all better-off with this new focus on attracting vacationers to Vallarta. Aside from the obvious spin-off financial benefits, live theatre is an act of love - no one gets into community theatre for the money - and these small businesses not only support workers and their families, but they enrich minds, inspire dreams, create dialogue and build relationships that an afternoon shopping at Walmart just can't accomplish. Anyone in Vallarta can now realize their dreams of fame and fortune, at least locally, through Act II's Voices of Vallarta competition, others can experience top quality cabaret shows that may well inspire a new generation of performers and stage hands and writers, directors, sound engineers and more. Skills and minds the world could use more of. So, as you read through this weeks raving reviews of Michael Walters Dame Edna, or Danny Minnini's new comedy musical, make some plans this weekend to enjoy these or any of the multitude of live acts happening around town. Supporting the live arts, local businesses and our international bevy of beauties will go along way to making Puerto Vallarta's star shine that much brighter.

Letter to Editor Dear Madeline, Seeing that Issue 926 lacked a sports article, please let me provide one from the SF Weekly "Year in Review" article relating to the San Francisco Giants third world series win in three years ... that just might interest your readers. "In front of an ebullient World Series parade crowd of several hundred thousand, baseball savant Madison Bumgarner drawled, ' I love those signs back there. Those are great' . One of the signs in question depicted the head of Fox announcer Joe Buck. The other was a massive, orange penis emblazoned with three World Series rings". The other ... "The Panda: Pablo Sandoval got a better deal from the Boston Red Sox, which is all fine and good, but what the city will miss are the adorable panda hats, that may soon reach extinction" . The panda, of course, is the Giant's third baseman that came from a baseball team in Mexico.

Frank Norton San Francisco CA USA

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art & culture

Live from the

Red Room by Marcia Blondin

Michael Walters does Dame Edna

y sister was vacationing in Vallarta a year ago and I insisted she come with me to see the Dame Edna Show at the Palm. NOBODY leaves a Dame Edna show unhappy or displeased; Patrice couldn’t wait to send a review to Trip Advisor she was so impressed. I hope the following will encourage you to go to the Red Room and see Michael Walters’ performance as Dame Edna…read on, Possums. … “I’m so beyond thrilled to return to Puerto Vallarta this year. Last season I discovered such a wealth of love from the wonderful people who live and vacation here. The Dame Edna Show works best with a ‘mixed audience’ as Edna would put it, so both she and I were relieved to find that there were people of all kinds attending the shows. Old, young, gay, straight, and everything in between! That’s what makes for a really fun evening at the theatre. ”The Red Room is really the perfect venue for this show. It’s intimate, upscale, and doesn’t get so dark that I can’t see the audience; after all, they are my co-stars. I need them to feed energy back to me, and the Red Room is just wonderful for creating that atmosphere. The sound and lighting equipment are a dream to work with as well, and they’re in the very capable hands of Roberto, who never misses a beat. That’s important too. In Edna’s world everything is perfect, so having a glittering venue that can help me deliver a well-produced show is such a joy. ”People often ask me if I’m the ‘real Dame Edna’. The answer is, of course, no; but you’re not going to see the real Cher or Bette Midler performing at a Cabaret in Vallarta either. The original Dame Edna is an Australian man named Barry Humphries. This sounds unbelievable, but he invented this character about sixty years ago when he was in school. He actually wrote Edna as a housewife for a female actress

in a variety performance. The director suggested that Barry do it instead and the rest is history. It slowly became a mega hit and he’s still going strong in 2015. Actually he’s doing a farewell tour of just a few cities in North America early this year. People speculate this is the first farewell tour of many, but at his age I honestly don’t blame him for not wanting to sleep in strange hotels every night. ”Dame Edna and Barry Humphries have both been mentors to me in their own rights. Through Edna, Barry teaches a valuable lesson not to take ourselves too seriously and remember to laugh through tough times. Edna’s mission is to tear down convention and put life in perspective. It’s such a simple philosophy, but it’s something we all need reminding of from time to time. ”Performing this show happened to me totally by fate. I was paying the rent by performing at a murder mystery dinner theatre in Orlando, Florida, and they asked me to perform a character in drag who was a psychotic cooking show host. For some reason I immediately thought of Dame Edna, so I asked them for some rhinestone glasses and a purple wig, and it worked! The character got great laughs and people even wanted to hire me for parties. “As luck would have it, when Barry Humphries came through Florida with a Dame Edna tour they had a look-alike contest and he

selected me himself! I was granted permission to meet him backstage before a show and I showed him photos of myself in costume. He wished me the best of luck and has been extremely kind and supportive ever since. “I continued to work as a performer in musical theatre while playing Edna for events to make extra money, and I met my partner Doug around the same time producers began asking if I had a full stage show to book. Between Doug’s skill for theatrical technology and design, my ability to perform the character, and our combined show business backgrounds it was a no-brainer. We’ve been doing this show all over the place for over five years now and there are days I can’t believe I get to have so much fun for a living! ”I’ve loved doing this show and I don’t think I’d ever pack up the rhinestone glasses for good (after all, the ones I wear did belong to Dame Edna herself), but as a musical theatre performer I really love Broadway and performing in classic shows. Believe it or not, I’m also known for my impersonation of the late, great Jackie Gleason, so when a casting notice went up for a Broadway-bound musical adaptation of ‘The Honeymooners’ TV show, I tripped over myself to get an audition. Of course I wouldn’t be telling you all of this if I hadn’t gotten the part, and I’ve been with the show as it’s developed for about three years. “One of the most rewarding parts of the process so far was having Joyce Randolph, (who played Trixie Norton and is the only surviving member of the original ‘Honeymooners’ TV cast), attend our workshop presentations of the show in New York. Getting to perform for her and meet her is something I'll never forget. By the end of the show she had tears in her eyes and told me ‘Boy, you sure do sound

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like him! You bring back a lot of memories.’ “It reminded me of my other surreal Jackie Gleason moment when I was performing another of his roles, Uncle Sid, in a musical called ‘Take Me Along’, and the nervousness I felt performing for his widow, Marilyn, and her sister and long-time Gleason Show choreographer, June Taylor. Marilyn had a rough time seeing Jackie's persona on stage again, but June stopped me backstage after the show and said, ‘I have one question for you, young man. How do you do what you do? Anyone can yell like Jackie did, but you sing, laugh, and even whisper just like him.’ We remained good friends until she passed away a few years later. One of the greatest and funniest ladies I've ever met. “The producers of ‘The Honeymooners the Musical’ intend to bring a full production in the Fall of 2015 to the Goodspeed Opera House where Annie and Man of La Mancha also started, and the plan is to transfer the show to Broadway sometime shortly thereafter. Currently, the show stars Michael McGrath who recently won a TONY Award and Hank Azaria from ‘The Birdcage’ and many voices on ‘The Simpsons’. Two extraordinary guys; working with them is a thrill beyond measure. “I’ve been in over 75 long-running musicals all over the United

States, but ‘The Honeymooners’ will be my first actual Broadway show. I am jumping out of my skin at the chance to work on the Great White Way. I’ve dreamt of this since I was a little kid. I never dreamed my Broadway debut would have anything to do with Jackie Gleason, but there it is again: fate! ”If Dame Edna had any advice for her Puerto Vallarta possums, it would be this. ‘Catch him now while you still can for under a hundred dollars!’ “In fact, many of the shows featured here in Vallarta are a bargain! Many of these performers are my good friends and the tickets to their shows in the U.S. or Canada are often twice as expensive. “A tropical paradise with affordable world-class entertainment! What more could you ask for? “Anyone who would like to keep up with me online can go to DameEdnaShow.com, facebook.com/DameEdnaShow, orMichaelWaltersOnStage.com” My thanks to Michael Walters for his words. And his incredible talent. My sister, Patrice, and I will be in New York City for the opening night of THE HONEYMOONERS at whatever theatre, at whatever cost. I will keep you posted; in the meanwhile, don’t miss Michael Walters as Dame Edna in the Red Room. (300 Basilio Badillo in Old Town, Puerto Vallarta)

art & culture

exposition

opens to rave reviews

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Iberoamerican folk art The Musical Comedy of Murders

eave it to the Los Angeles Natural History Museum to present an art show poised to put most art-specific museums to shame. This fall, the museum brings together a massive collection of living folk artists from Latin America, Spain and Portugal. And when we say massive, we mean over 800 contemporary artists from 22 countries. Puerto Vallarta is often said to have more galleries (per capita) than any other place in Mexico and of these many feature spectacular Mexican folk artists. Consider taking part in a Wednesday Art Walk through Centro to visit some of the more prestigious art galleries. Folk art in Mexico is one of its greatest cultural treasures. The depth and skill of the thousands of artists that create everything from painting to sculpture, to whimsical wooden carved figures and hand woven carpets adds to the rich cultural vibrancy of this country. The dazzling exploration in art and history, titled "Grandes Maestros: Great Masters of Iberoamerican Folk Art, Collection of Fomento Cultural Banamex," features everything from colorful masks and miniature sculptures to vibrant textiles and religious figurines -- all used as spiritual or mundane aspects of daily life around the world. "The show is comprised of hundreds of jaw-droppingly spectacular and gorgeous objects," Dr. Karen Wise, Vice President of Exhibits and Education. "These are classified as folk art because they really come out of community traditions and long-term traditions, but they show extraordinary craftsmanship, amazing artistry, lively representations. Sometimes you look at these objects and you feel like someone is telling you a story through the object. There are incredible faces, colors, traditions represented, artists and their expressions. They are presented as objects made by the hundreds of objects presented as the grand masters or grandes maestros of folk art." It's perhaps not surprising that Los Angeles was the chosen locale to debut these remarkable objects. "There are so many ties that we have in Los Angeles to all parts of Latin America. Many of us have heritage ties.

“The motivation for going out is that one hopes to have a good time. This is precisely what is going to happen if you go see Act II Entertainment's newest comedy, THE MUSICAL COMEDY OF MURDERS 1940. Danny Mininni is at his best when he directs these types of plays. It works! The cast is good, the timing is precise, and the set looks impressive. One word: GO!” - Alain Perreault ecret passageways, Nazi saboteurs, and dead bodies combine to create a blizzard of mayhem in this sidesplitting comedy. Poking antic fun at the more ridiculous aspects of "show biz" and the corny thrillers of Hollywood's heyday, the play is a non-stop barrage of laughter as those assembled (or at least those who aren't killed off) untangle the mystery of the Stage Door Slasher. New York Magazine hails Murders as "the intelligent person's kind of nonsense." To tell you any more would spoil the fun. This Murder Mystery is a nonstop ride of laughs and mystery,

S Leonardo Linares Vargas Skull, 2001 Wire and papier-mâché, modeled and polychromed.  Mexico City, Federal District, Mexico Image Courtesy of Fomento Cultural Banamex, A.C. Many of us travel to different parts of Latin America. There are people who love to collect Latin American objects and folk art. And as residents of Los Angeles we are always encountering these traditions that are hybrids from all around the world. Also the history of L.A., which began its historic life as a Spanish outpost and so we share history with these countries represented. It's a great opportunity for us to learn about our deep shared roots and make big global connections." The historic exhibition will run from November 9, 2014 through September 13, 2015 at the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles. www.nhm.org/site/ explore-exhibits/special-exhibits/ grandes-maestros.

directed by Danny Mininni. This is Danny´s second time in the director's chair for this show. In 1990, his California production was honored by winning the L.A. TIMES Best Pick of the Week with extended runs and sold out shows. MCM of 1940 will be starring many of Vallarta´s favorite actors: Act II founding member Elizabeth Ensor; Mary Amelotte; Anthony St. Martin; Roger Uscila; Stephanie Wright Watts; Adam Bishop; Salvador Ruiz; Cherry De Lorenzo; Heidi Pitts and Hal Bonta. “What a wonderful night, bravo again Danny Mininni for a superb

direction of a cast full of energies. Please everybody, start the New Year with a bang, treat yourself to this hilarious show." -International award winning director Robert Maurac DATES: January 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17 at 8 p.m. Purchase tickets online at www. actiientertainment.com or at the box office which opens daily at noon. The Main Stage theater is located in the Act II Entertainment STAGES complex at Insurgentes 300 (corner of Basilio Badillo), 2nd Floor, Zona Romántica. 322.222.1512

Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars go RED BANDERAS BAY JAZZ ALLSTARS

MONDAY JAN 12TH AT 7:30 PM

Two minutes into their first number and I was hooked. I have had the pleasure of hearing nearly every BBJA concert at PCC and I am never tired or bored with what they can do with their instruments; more like riveted to every note. –Marcia Blondin, Vallarta Tribune Give yourself a gift of brilliant music and an evening out, and do bring all your friends – they’ll love you for it. The Banderas Bay Jazz All-Stars consists of Chas Eller, on keyboards, Bryan Savage on sax & flute, Steve York on bass, and Lazaro Poey on drums. Individually these players have had successful careers back in the States, in Europe, in Cuba, and around the world. Now they are spending winters in the greater P.V. area, and have joined forces to create an amazing musical chemistry the likes of which this area has not seen before.

ALSO APPEARING IN THE RED ROOM CABARET SHARRON MATTHEWS - SOLID GOLD HITS SIDE ONE JAN 8, 13 AT 7:30PM AND SIDE TWO JAN 9, 12 AT 9:30PM “She proved once again that she may be the most exciting thing to have happened in cabaret since Bette Midler at the Continental Baths.” - NiteLifeExchange/NYC Aptly described as the love child of Jack Black and Bette Midler, Sharron serves up irreverent wit with this MUST SEE SHOW!

DAME EDNA FINDS HER VOICE UNTIL FEB 14: TUES & SAT AT 9:30 PM WED & FRI AT 7:30 PM Renowned vocalist and actor Michael L. Walters takes the stage by storm in a critically acclaimed full-scale homage to Dame Edna’s fabulous Broadway shows!

EVERY WEEK! KIM KUZMA ACOUSTICO - SUN AT 7:30 PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT FEVER - WED AT 9:30 PM

Kim Kuzma and her live acoustic band is a Sunday evening tradition in Vallarta. Join Kim for Wednesday Night Fever for a high energy disco show.

Francisco Aguirre Tejeda Chest on Cabinet, 2000 Carved, assembled and inlaid wood  Jalostotitlán, Jalisco, Mexico Image Courtesy of Fomento Cultural Banamex, A.C.

The Red Room Cabaret @ ACT II Stages Insurgentes #300 Basilio Badillo and Insurgentes Act II Stages (322) 222-1512 www.facebook.com/Theredroomcabaret

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NAFTA could help USA regain its international standing By John Glaab

he following is an excerpt from a recent Mexico-NAFTA newsletter commenting on the U.S. Canada-Mexico relationship. “North America is home to almost five hundred million people living in three vibrant democracies. If the three North American countries deepen their integration and cooperation, they have the potential to again shape world affairs for

generations to come.” The independent task force asserts that elevating and prioritizing the US-Canada-Mexico relationship offers the best opportunity for strengthening the United States and its place in the world. The report proposes a comprehensive set of recommendations for deepening North American integration, concentrating on four pivotal areas- energy, economic competitiveness, security and community. The innovation, investment and

increased production in the energy sector is already giving North America a competitive advantage. Therefore, North American countries need a regional energy strategy to strengthen the continent’s energy structure, expand energy exports, support Mexico’s historic reforms, improve safety and encourage harmonized policies to promote energy conservation and reduce carbon emissions. For mainly economic and environmental reasons the report recom-

mends that the U.S. Encourage increased energy connections with Canada and Mexico such as additional pipeline capacity and that it end restrictions on energy exports including oil and LNG. “Over the last twenty years, Mexico has made a drastic transition from a relatively closed economy to one of the most open countries in the world. Aside from deregulating business activity and encourage private investment, Mexico has embraced international free

trade agreements as a means to promote industrial competitiveness’ and export oriented growth. Apart from the 10 Free Trade Agreements (FTA) that have already been implemented with 45 countries, including North, Central and South American countries The European Union, Japan and Israel the government of Mexico is working to open the gates of the Middle East by signing FTAs with Turkey and Jordan.” For more information: john. glaab@settlement-co.com

tariffs on worldwide long-distance calling. It also included its video-on-demand service, ClaroVideo, as part of the packages, without additional cost. Those changes also take

effect today. Gas and diesel fuel went up this year by 1.9%, based on the projected inflation rate. It will be the only increase this year. Source: mexiconewsdaily.com

No additional cost for long-distance

t will cost more to gas up in 2015, but less to make some phone calls. Effective today, there is no such thing as a long-distance charge for telephone calls within Mexico, from

either fixed-line or cellular phones. Elimination of the charge came with federal telecommunications reforms. Mexico’s dominant player in the telephone business took the new

rules a step further this week by eliminating international long-distance charges as well. Carlos Slim’s Telmex made changes to its telephone and internet packages by dropping

Monarch numbers appear to be up

espite signs of improvement, they could be added to endangered species list Although it’s still too early to know how many monarch butterflies made the annual migration this year from the United States and Canada, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has decided to go ahead and determine if the insect should be classified as an endangered species. The director of Mexico’s Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve says the numbers appear to be up this year, although an official census won’t be ready until the middle of this month. “We’re encouraged because we’ve seen more,” Gloria Talavera told the Associated Press on Monday. But just as the greater numbers show up, another threat comes along: unusual cold temperatures pose another threat to the monarch. The National Meteorological Service has forecast 55 cold fronts until May, up 15% from the average. The butterflies appear to be aware of the forecast, or have their own system of predicting the weather. Talavera said they are looking for more protected areas, such as canyons, perhaps as a measure to protect themselves from the cold. They also arrived later than normal. The numbers of monarchs have been down significantly in recent

New Year’s gas price rise was only 1.9%

inance officials seemed to be having second thoughts about gasoline prices when information appeared yesterday on the government website, Official Journal of the Federation. It was initially announced and reported that gasoline and diesel fuels would go up 3% January 1 and remain unchanged for the rest of the year. The monthly increase, or “gasolinazo” as it was known, would be eliminated. But yesterday it was announced that while the New Year increase would be 1.9% rather than 3%, there were no guarantees that prices wouldn’t be hiked during the course of the year in order to address volatility in international energy prices. They have since backtracked. The finance secretariat advised in a prepared statement that prices now in effect — the December prices plus 1.9% — would be maintained throughout the year. The news release also confirmed that the new prices are actually maximums — individual Pemex franchises will have the freedom to adjust their prices downwards to be more competitive if they wish. Liquid propane also went up 1.9% yesterday, and that price as well will not be subject to any change in 2015. Finance officials also made it clear that the price hike is less than the anticipated rate of inflation — 3% to 4% — for the coming year, thereby reducing the cost of fuel in real terms. Source: mexiconewsdaily.com

2 years, a decline that has been attributed to habitat loss through logging in Mexico and fewer milkweed plants, on which the butterflies lay their eggs. University of Chicago ecologist Marcus Kronforst estimates that 1 billion made the Mexico migration in 1996, but barely 35 million did so last year. The insects are counted by

estimating the number of acres they occupy, which was only 0.67 hectares last year. The highest since recording began in 1993 was 18.2 hectares in 1997-97. Their winter territory in Mexico is found in the State of Mexico and Michoacán, where the butterfly reserve is located. Sources: mexiconewsdaily.com

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Split Pea

Soup Again Terry Connell

Terry Connell is a licensed acupuncturist and yoga teacher practicing in Old Town, Vallarta (www.eastmeetseast.net). In his spare time he walks his dog and reads and writes. His first book, “Slaves to the Rhythm” was a Cowley Literary Award Finalist (www.terryconnell.net).

ith the summer heat in full force, I asked my father if he’d like me to make something other than split pea soup when I visited. Being a man of consistency, and simple pleasures, he said split pea soup was perfect. Two days later, I had all the ingredients in a paper bag and was sitting at the Warminster train station waiting for him to pick me up. It was more than a year since I’d last saw him, and as we drove back to the retirement community making small talk, I tried not to be too obvious in looking at him, measuring how he was doing. As we entered the apartment, classical music was playing loudly from the small stereo in the far corner. Dad closed the door, and reminded me with a sheepish smile that ever since my mother died (seven years ago), he always kept the classical music station on.

“I don’t like all that silence around me,” he said, blinking away a few tears as he ushered me into the kitchen asking if I needed anything. Half an hour later, the soup was simmering and Dad and I were having lunch with some violin concerto swaying in the background. There was a natural flow to our conversation, with Dad doing much of the talking. He shared story after story about his friends in the community, the pranks they play on each other, the trips they’ve taken, the nightly bridge games they play. Suddenly I felt like a parent listening to his child talk about life in the dorms at college. At some point, in a moment that still has me pinching myself, my conservative Catholic father told me about going to see “Nuns on a Bus” at Chestnut Hill College. The tone of my “Really?”

prompted Dad to say, “I’m not as old fashioned as you think. I don’t agree with the church’s stance on several things, homosexuality, married priests, female priests…” And just like that; I was his son, watching and learning from my 82-year-old father, how to be a better man. I hope I can be as graceful and open to life when I am that age. Later on, after a nap and a walk to the pharmacy (where Dad greeted just about everyone he saw by name, and introduced me as “our son Terry”), I joined Dad and some of his friends for dinner. For the next hour or so, I sat with six octogenarians in a noisy, crowded dining room as they tried to talk with each other. Conversations were peppered with “Huh?” or “What’s he saying?” or misunderstood words, “Not pepper, weather!” Everyone cupped their hands behind their ears and leaned into each other – and everyone had a lot to say about their food. When we came back up to his apartment after dinner, Dad opened the door and the classical music was still there, holding back the silence. It was a symphony, with huge cymbal crashes and booming trombones. Dad barely noticed. I portioned the soup into containers and put them in the freezer, and from behind, sounding like a college freshman, my Dad said, “Oh good, everyone’s been asking when you were making split pea soup again.”

Beaches packed with LGBT tourists By Mariana Gonzalez

he growing number of tourist attractions, the chance to have a symbolic wedding and an atmosphere of non-discrimination have made the coast of the western Mexican states of Jalisco and Nayarit a paradise for the international gay community. The strip of beaches that goes from Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, to San Blas, Nayarit, is the leading tourist destination for members of the gay-lesbian community from such countries as the United States and Canada, and increasingly, from Europe and South America, according to publications specializing in the segment. Richard Zarkin, public relations manager for the Nayarit Riviera Conventions and Visi-

tors Bureau, has great expectations for business from the gay communities in Brazil, Argentina and Chile, and for increasing the number of American and Canadian tourists, considered captive markets. He said that gay tourists spend 30 percent more than the straight segment, and is growing annually by as much as 11 percent. In Nuevo Vallarta, Punta Mita, Sayulita and San Francisco, in Nayarit state, two hotels offer symbolic weddings and honeymoon packages for same-sex couples, while two more have "Out Now" certificates, awarded to establishments with personnel trained to give comprehensive attention to the gay market, according the Australian marketing firm in the segment, Out Now Global.

Arriving in Nuevo Vallarta for two weeks every year are the cruise ships Atlantis and Olivia, exclusively for gay tourists, many of them business people from the United States and Canada seeking a place to relax and have fun. Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, has also developed its attractions for the gay tourist on Los Muertos Beach, known as the "romantic zone" south of the coastal city. At least 12 hotels there are "gay friendly," with one of them exclusively dedicated to the segment, while a series of bars, restaurants, handicraft and clothing stores, massage parlors and tourist excursions are also focused on the gay-lesbian community.

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Of Markets

and men

By R.L. Avery avery1@mac.com

he Hummer is back. I’m not joking. While back in Ontario over the Christmas holidays I counted the hummer among six million dollars worth, (give or take half a million) of brand spanking new, gas guzzling sport utility vehicles in the parking lot of a four-plex arena. My nephews were in hockey tournaments in two different parts of southern Ontario and we commuted back and forth, sometimes twice a day. My sisters Denali, a seven-seat monster costs a hundred bucks to fill up. A few short months ago it was one hundred and thirty. As of this writing oil is selling for fifty bucks a barrel. More on that in two weeks. I took the time to talk to a local realtor that was standing alongside his new Ford quad-cab pick-up about his purchase. He informed me that he had gotten a deal in the mid forty thousand dollar range and that he had financed it at 0% interest for sixty months. He added that he could have financed for eight-four months had he chosen. I find that incredible. I would assume that a majority of that six million dollar parking lot is similarly financed. So are the finance companies counting on seven more years of zero percent interest rates? If so, why? What is happening to that nascent recovery we are in? Did the motorcar companies manufacture these fleets with zero percent money? When I posed that question to the realtor his response was “ they can’t raise rates, not in this economy.” Are we entrenched in a deflationary environment? The last time this happened was the in the nineteen-thirty’s and what ended that era was of course, a world war. We are six years into this recovery, the federal-reserve bank has added four trillion dollars to its

balance sheet and the economy can’t stand a rate hike? Curious business to say the least. I decided to do a bit more research on the subject upon returning to P.V. and it turns out that the U.S. regulators are also taking note. General Motors Finance Corp. has acknowledged receiving a subpoena from the justice department. It seems that the one hundred billion dollar auto loan market has roughly a twenty-nine percent subprime lender rate. The private equity firms that had been pushing for higher loan rates in a search for yield are now starting to exit the business. (Sound amiliar?) There has been an initial public offering of Santander’s consumer loans U.S.A, the sale of Regional Management corp. a smaller consumer lender as well as a reduction in exposure to the autoloan providers by other key players. The Dow Jones industrial average broke eighteen thousand during the holidays; The standard and poor’s index of the five hundred largest companies in the U.S. hit 2084. If you are keeping score that is an increase of over three hundred percent from the bottom in March of two thousand and nine. If you feel you’ve missed out don’t worry Jeremy Siegel, the Wharton finance professor who predicted Dow eighteen thousand claims there is more room to run. He is predicting Dow twenty thousand by the end of this year. That is only eleven percent and what the averages gained last year. Before you get too cozy with that idea you will find at least a few well versed pundits who claim the markets are a tinderbox. You pay your money, you take your chances. I hope you trade well and prosper.

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By Barbara Peters

he new Marsol Market by the Pier opened on Friday, December 12 and presents more than 50 vendors every Friday through the entire season in the large lobby of the Marsol Hotel, next to the Los Muertos pier from 9:30 to 2 p.m. This market is a project of the online Vallarta Shopping Directory with the goal of helping local businesses be found and visited by our tourists and local residents, as well as promoting artisans, artists, local restaurants and food vendors who have unique products to sell. Many of the members of

the Vallarta Shopping Directory are participating such as River Café Jewelry, Majolica Antica Talavera, Faith Collectiva, Watakame Huichol Art, Zapotec Rugs, Bumerang Consignment, Serendipity Mexican crafts, June Rosen Lopez jewelry, Andale´s Restaurant, Galeria Vallarta, Arte Vallarta, La Pape Papeleria and Gifts, Act II Theater, and Luisa´s handmade clothing and accessories. You can see our pages at www. puertovallartadining-shopping.com. We invite all businesses to be a part of the Vallarta Shopping Directory by contacting us at: puertovallartashoppingguide@gmail.com. (There are special adverti-

sing discounts in the Vallarta Tribune to VSD members.) There are a number of jewellery artists who show unusual styles in sterling silver, natural stones, artisanal jewelry , polymer clay, bronze, and ethnic styles. You will find original art, prints, giclees and posters by Marta Gilbert and others, sculptures, blown glass, Oaxacan textiles, handmade and painted clothing, swim suits, beach wear, gently used clothing for men and women, children`s clothing, hand crafted dolls, a variety of sandals, cooling ties, aprons, T shirts, hand woven scarves, decorative items for your home, masks, live plants, hand painted tiles, books, tours, relaxing massages, bird feeders, honey, handbags and totes and Theater tickets to Act II stage productions. Besides the artisans, jewelry and clothing there all type of delicious pastries, breads, sauces, smoked

Tianguis and Farmer´s Markets All the towns have some type of weekly market. In Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit we are blessed with many excellent farmer’s, artisan and co-op markets. Most are open from 9am – 2pm unless stated. Bucerias Tianguis - Year-round Sundays In the arroyo La Cruz Sunday Mercado Sundays At the La Cruz Marina Bucerias Market - Monday Artwalk Plaza Guayabitos – Mondays year-round In the main plaza Nuevo Vallarta Farmers Market –Tuesdays San Pancho Market / Tuesday in Main Plaza La Cruz Tianguis Year-round Wednesday Below the glorietta La Penita Tianguis – Thursday year-round In the main plaza Marina Vallarta Market – Thursdays In the main plaza Marsol Market to the pier - Friday Sayulita’s Farmer’s Market - downtown Friday Tres gallinas y un gallo - Saturdays 466 Venustiano Carranza Old Town Farmers Market – Saturdays Lazaro Cardenas Park Lo de Marcos Tianguis – Saturdays In the main plaza meats, sausages, coffee, fruit drinks, candies, nuts, liver pate, hummus, pickled beets, pickles, and prepared gourmet style food to eat there or take home. The Food court on one side of the main lobby offers a place to sit and enjoy the delicious cuisine. Other markets to visit within Puerto Vallarta are the Tres Gallinas y Un Gallo market on Saturdays from 9 to 1pm at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Colonia Emiliano Zapata,

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the shape of hearts. Colors vary from white and red to pink, purple and light green. Attractive to butterflies and hummingbirds. Leaf extracts have been used in folk medicine to alleviate symptoms of diabetes, obesity and hypertension. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandra’s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at Page in the Sun Bookstore, and from Sandra at Vallarta Farmer’s

on the street leading from the tunnel road (or Libramiento) towards the beach. You will find a lot of vendors who were at the Paradise Community Center last season and many special items inside this charming building. Mark´s Smoking Good Meats and Barbara´s hand painted tops and unique jewelry are showing at both of these markets. Also on Saturday from 9:30 to 2 p.m. there is the Old Town

Farmers Market in Lazaro Cardenas Park in Olas Altas with over 80 vendors, plenty of food and live music. The Marina Market includes a large number of vendors all the way along the Marina Malecon by the yacht basin every Thursday from 5 to 9 p.m. So get out and support the local producers and small businesses that help to make Puerto Vallarta the rich, culturally diverse and delicious city we all love.

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Markets on Fridays and Saturdays. Information on her many area walks can be

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Sewing Seeds for Success By James R. Callan

ylvia Rempel immigrated to Canada and started sewing at an early age, making clothes for her dolls. After she married, she sewed her husband’s suits, ties and shirts. Eventually, she started her own company, Sun Ice Ltd., with her eldest daughter, Angela (Rempel) Grams. Two other daughters and a son joined Sun Ice which quickly grew into a national label and became the official supplier to the Calgary Winter Olympics in 1988.

But that won’t be the greatest legacy Sylvia Rempel leaves. Sylvia sold Sun Ice in 2001 and in 2002, formed Sewing Seeds International (SSI) with the mandate to set up and create self-sustaining sewing schools in impoverished areas around the world. The plan was to bring hope for a better future by empowering women, giving them the skills and help to improve their lives and the

renovated and upgraded to house the school. Plans have begun for a Volcanes Sewing Factory. SSI is working with Arthur Fumerton and the VCEP. Sylvia will be leading the team in Volcanes, along with daughters Angela and Carol. Graduates will be equipped to make clothes for their family, earn income by sewing for others, or start a sewing business. One graduate of the Sierra Leone program now has a company employing fourteen people. A Peru graduate has a contract to provide all of the uniforms for a local school. “There is an opportunity,” says Angela, “to help some of the graduates here establish a factory that could create a ‘Brand’ that could be marketed to locals and tourists alike. The factory would offer many jobs for graduates

lives of their families and communities. Since then, SSI has provided sewing machines, materials and instruction in the poorest areas of Sierra Leone, Ukraine, and Peru. Next year, a project will begin in Democratic Republic of Congo. But the big news for this area, is that Sewing Seeds International has set up a sewing school right here in the Volcanes neighborhood of Puerto Vallarta. The first class will begin in January. Graduates from this beginner’s class will be eligible for the intermediate class in April, and the advanced classes in September or October. When the announcement was made through the Volcanes Community Education Project (VCEP), more than 100 Volcanes ladies submitted applications. About thirty of those have been accepted to this initial class. Graduates of the advanced classes will be able to teach future classes and continue the initiative. This provides the potential for an on-going trai-

ning project which can offer opportunities to many women for years to come. Mayor Ramon Guerrero of Vallarta has backed the

from the Volcanes Sewing School.” Angela heads up all Latin America ventures for SSI. She has many years of experience working with clothing factories around the world. Sewing Seeds provides sewing machines for the school, plus materials, along with the training. When the three classes are complete, the sewing machines are left to teach many more students for years to come. SSI has Charitable status in Canada. For more information, or to donate to this program, send an e-mail to: artfumerton@ gmail.com or grams.kelly@ gmail.com . Links: Sewing Seeds International www.sewingseedscanada. com http://vimeo.com/19882742 half hour TV documentary. w w w. fa c e b o o k . c o m / SewingSeedsInternational

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10 What Type of Accommodation is Right for your Vacation? By Larissa Mcgee About the author: Larissa Magee owns Agave Villas Mexico, which specializes in Punta Mita and Puerto Vallarta Villa Rentals. Looking to visit the area for your next vacation? Get in touch with the experts at www. agavevillasmexico.com

eciding where to stay on vacation is arguably the most important decision that a traveler will make throughout their entire trip. According to a recent study by the Center for Economic and Policy Research, the US (dubbed the “no vacation nation”) comes in dead last among economically advanced countries for the amount of paid vacation days required by law for workers. How many guaranteed vacation days you wonder? Zero. Canadians, who make up the second largest group of annual visitors to Mexico, aren’t faring much better. By law, they are required to receive only 10 paid vacation days per year from employers. Compare this to France, where citizens receive 30 days of paid vacation per year and one begins to understand why it’s absolutely essential for travelers to Puerto Vallarta to choose the right accommodation for their well-earned vacation. All-Inclusive Resorts Are you working crazy long hours and stressed out from your job? Are you coming on vacation with young kids and want them to be entertained and fed without any effort on your part? Are you looking to have a steady stream of alcohol and be plea-

santly buzzed throughout your entire vacation? An all-inclusive resort, which provides unlimited food, drinks and entertainment for a set price, is the perfect option is for you! Many of us have extremely busy home and professional lives and when we come on vacation, we don’t want to have to make any decision beyond whether to grab a sun lounger on the beach or by the pool. If you are traveling with a young family, one good option would be Meliá Puerto Vallarta, located in the marina, which has kid-friendly features such as bunk beds in the rooms, a separate check-in area with juice boxes and toys for the young ones and the Flintstones Kids’ Club for keeping everyone (included Mom and Dad) happy. Looking for something a bit more grown up? The adults-only all-inclusive resort of Secrets Vallarta Bay, which offers 5-star luxury, fantastic service, and an amazing location close to downtown PV, cannot be beat. Boutique Hotels Some people feel lost in the big resorts, an anonymous room number who will be forgotten the second they leave. They crave personalized service, quiet atmosphere, and unique experiences that can only come

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from going off the beaten path. For these travelers, I would recommend boutique hotels, which are smaller, more intimate and often located in an urban setting. One of the finest in town is Hacienda San Angel, a colonial style hotel located in Gringo Gulch with only 20 luxury suites. This romantic getaway has sweeping views, antique furnishings and stunning architecture. Perhaps you’re looking for something a bit more budget conscious? A great option would be Hotel Yasmin, a family owned property on Basilio Badillo that has a loyal following due to its prime location, economic rates and colorful décor. Owner Rented Condos With a plethora of sites, such a VRBO, Airbnb, and FlipKey, it has never been easier to connect directly with the owners of private condominiums to rent a fully equipped space for your trip down to Puerto Vallarta. Condo rentals are perfect for more independent travelers, who don’t need concierge services, in-house restaurants, or daily housekeeping. Condos are also a great option for travelers who want to prepare meals at home since they come with fully equipped kitchens. One of my favorite buildings in downtown is Plaza Mar, centrally located where Parque Lazaro Cardenas meets the Malecon and steps away from all the incredible restaurants, shopping and nightlife that this city has to offer. Luxury Villa Rentals If you are traveling with a large family or group of friends and want privacy and personalized service, then perhaps a villa rental is the perfect choice for your accommodation. Many villas here in Puerto Vallarta come fully staffed with a private chef, housekeeper, concierge and

gardener, who are there to take care of your group’s every need. One of my favorite options is Nemi Eco Villa, a brand new property in Amapas that provides guests with an environmentally responsible experience without sacrificing

comfort or luxury. This villa was constructed using sustainable, repurposed and local materials, the 6 bedrooms are built from solar powered, recycled shipping containers and the pool uses a chemical free, segregated pond ecosystem, UV filters and moving water to naturally clean itself. Going green has never felt so good. If you have a slightly larger group, you may want to consider staying at Casa Yvonneka. Recently renovated to add more sleeping space for up to 24 guests, this luxurious 17,000 square foot home has 12 bedrooms, an incredible staff that will attend to your every need and sweeping views of downtown and the Bay of Banderas. Whatever your needs are for your next vacation, there is something for everybody here in Puerto Vallarta and you are guaranteed to have an incredible time!

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Your Puerto Vallarta Condo: Tips on Being Part of a Home Owners Association

Fabien Madesclaire and Ariel O’Donnell

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o you’re now the proud new owner of a condo here in Puerto Vallarta. You’ve rented out your house back home, and are looking to spend winters in paradise with your spouse, dog and, and of course, all of the excited friends and family who will be visiting, and can’t wait to see your new place here in Mexico. Though, too, you are now part of the condo’s Home Owners Association (HOA) for the first time. You’ve read the bylaws, understand your monthly fees, and are getting ready to attend your first meeting. Here are some things to expect:

What are Limited Common Elements? This could be air conditioning or heating units, chute, flue, duct, wire, conduit, bearing wall, bearing column, other fixture, whether located within or outside of the boundaries of your condo. If it is within the “boundaries” of your condo such as shutters, awnings, window boxes, doorsteps, stoops, porches, decks, balconies, entryways, patios, exterior doors and windows, other fixtures designed, but located outside of the condo’s boundaries these could be Limited Common Elements.

in the community. You can also get a clear sense of HOA finances, since you are now contributing to the fund, you should continue to be informed about where your money is currently going and of any upcoming projects in the future.

What part of your condo complex do you solely own? You are the owner of anything throughout the inside of your walls, floors and ceilings.

If the bylaws of the condominium association are unclear about the definition of Common Elements, Unit, and/or Limited Common Elements, it is very important that you ask the HOA to establish the criteria for these three designations.

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What do you and your partners own (the other condo owners) collectively? Pretty much anything regarding the exterior structure (the foundation, exterior walls and roof) as well as any common areas and amenities (e.g, swimming pools, common gardens, clubhouses, tennis courts, play areas, etc.) How do you know what you maintain and what the HOA maintains? As a rule the HOA will take care of all of the exterior upkeep of the building(s) and grounds. This can vary from building to building, so you need to carefully read the bylaws. What are Common Elements? These would be portions of the condo other than your unit. Such as walls, floor, and ceilings that extend outside of your condo. Think of it this way: if it is serving more than one condo it is part of the Common Elements.

So that, in the future, if changes are made to the building the responsibilities will not become confused. Make sure that your HOA updates these responsibilities when changes to the exterior are made. It is REALLY important to attend HOA meetings. I know, you just retired, swore that you would never attend another meeting in your life, AGAIN! But, you need to protect yourself and your investment. Look at it as an opportunity to get to know your neighbors. If you are in a large complex, you may rarely see some of them, so this is a chance to say “hi”. It’s also a GREAT chance to find out about idiosyncracies in the complex, and even get some tips from folks who are more seasoned

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Be sure to request that all owners have the right to assess all HOA expenses, preferably with a listing of monthly expenses sent out to all members. If you are living in a large complex, and have hired an administrator, make sure that he or she makes a thorough accounting of all expenses.

We are all human Some people love animals and children, and others prefer plants. Some people love to be creative about their living space, and others are minimalists. In the end it takes a village, and you may not always agree with other HOA members, but by attending the meetings you will stay informed and take a role in managing you nest egg for yourself, and your family.

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation. No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you. Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us.

Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away. Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment

and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon. Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laid-back town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful handmade beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach. Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole. Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour. Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship. Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco, Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos (per bus - there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods.

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Mexico’s weight loss plan By Madeline Milne

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ith a rainbow of fruits and veggies, fibrous legumes and plenty of lean grilled meat and fresh from the ocean seafood, Mexico is a country where eating healthy (and affordably) doesn’t have to be an issue. To kick start 2015 New Year’s resolutions of getting healthier here are five eating strategies adopted with the premise that if you feel full all day on less food, you won’t be as inclined to hit the taco stands just before bed: Get enough lean protein and fiber. A study of 22 men who changed the amount of protein in their diets for 18-day periods showed that those who ate the least protein were the most likely to report being hungry. "Protein is the number one thing to help you feel full," says Emily Banes, RD, clinical dietitian at Houston Northwest Medical Center. "The second thing is fiber." Plenty of grilled meats and fish to be had at local restaurants and in the markets for easy cooking at home. Just skip the fried tortillas, the butter and garlic sauce, or batter. Eat a rainbow of fruits and vegetables. Mexico has some of the most prime growing conditions in the world and local markets offer huge selections of fruits and veggies. Researchers tracked the weight-loss success of 71 obese women between 20 and 60 years of age on a low-fat diet. Half of the women were also told to increase their fruit and vegetable intake. At the end of one year, both groups of women had lost weight, but the women who ate the most fruits and veggies reported the greatest weight loss and were less likely to say they felt hungry on any given day. In fact, when the researchers crunched the data, they found that whether the women reported feeling hungry frequently predicted their ability to lose weight. Other studies have shown that changing your eating habits to focus on these water- and fiber-rich foods will help you maintain weight loss for up to six years. Just remember than many tropical fruits are very high in (natural) sugars, so choosing chayote or cucumber (sprinkled with chile and doused in lime juice of course) are the better option.

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Sip soup. Many local ‘comida corrida,’ quick lunch places usually with a set menu, start their meals off with a bowl of vegetable soup – I guess they’re on to something. Adding two low-calorie soups to your diet every day could stave off hunger pangs and keep you satisfied longer. Choose soups that are brothbased, not cream-based, to reduce the calorie count; also look for soups that are low in sodium. Consider chunky, pureed vegetable soups, as they have been shown to produce the most lasting full feeling. Timing your soup so that you have it before a meal also reduces the amount you eat at that meal by about 20 percent, according to a study of 53 overweight adults. Eat whole grains. A serving of whole grains will stick with you longer than a serving of refined wheat bread or any other refined flour product, for that matter.

Finding tasty whole grains in Mexico is a bit trickier as most bread products are made with overly processed white flour. But a quick tour of local markets will usually turn up one or two artisan bakeries with delicious grainy breads. But of course corn – one of the three staple ingredients here in Mexico - is available in its many forms. Try a cup of steamed corn on the malecon garnished with chili powder and lime juice. Pick "airy" snacks. If you must snack and you don't have a piece of fruit or a veggie tray on hand, choose the snack food that has more air in it — think those round puffs on the beach instead of potato chips, puffed wheat bars flavoured with cocoa instead of churros. You will feel just as full as you would if you ate the same serving size of another snack, but you will consume fewer calories on average.

ou really are trying to enjoy the tambora concert coming through your window at 3am. Somewhere out there, beyond your own neighborhood, there are many people who are enjoying this musical showcase. People who had, in fact, chosen on purpose to attend the concert that would be providing them with free inner ear damage. But, to be honest, it’s hard to enjoy when no one has actually asked if you’d like a free sampling of “El Ojo de Vidrio”. Maybe you just have to be there. Maybe it’s an acquired taste. Maybe you could even have enjoyed it if you hadn’t spent the day trying to distract your children from the Ipad by helping them put together a 500 piece puzzle of Avatar (and getting fifteen pieces successfully completed). The night is less lonely knowing that there are many more folks between here and there lying in their own beds, unable to ignore the clamor rattling their own glass panes. It’s almost inspiring, really, to imagine that you are all “in this together”. Solidarity, neighbors. Solidarity. You start making a sign for your window indicating unification in this collective suffering. But then you recall that you are already thought of fondly as the resident guera loca. You try lying down again, squeezing your eyes shut and sending out the Solidarity Vibe telepathically. You consider doing what many other friends have told you they have done in similar circumstances (ranchero music festivals, techno raves, it’s all the stuff of nightmares after midnight), having reached The Breaking Point And you do think about it: jumping in your car, possibly shoeless and pajama-clad, and most definitely wild-eyed.

You think about racing up and down the streets, windows open, bed-matted hair streaming behind. You think about finding the source of your insomnia. And there your brain stutters as you plan out your next move, because what you might be capable of doing then is simply unthinkable. But you don’t get in your car. You stay where you are, pretending that you are actually really interested in how brass instruments are properly tuned, because you know that even at 3am you will probably get stuck in all that deadly holiday traffic. So you begin diverting your thoughts away from the music, like a dam in a river, hoisting around thoughts like they are the rocks of your very sanity. Forty-five minutes later, after you read back the dinner menus you’ve been working on, you realize that this is getting you nowhere. Your kids will be eating a dish listed as “revenge, best served cold” for the next sixty-five weeks. It’s inevitable, really. At some point you come to an awareness (at 4:30am, it’s positively zen) that you are in a country that you have adopted as your home. And that, even if you love it more than your childhood self loved homemade waffles, there will be a few things about it that rub you the wrong way sometimes (even if waffles never did). And that’s ok. The music will not stop until you reach this moment. And then you’ll have a little chuckle and finally fall asleep, happy in the knowledge that the modern world contains Ipads and Netflix for early-rising children, and that it’s Sunday anyway. When the jackhammer next door wakes you an hour later, you will be crushed to realize that, not only did the neighbors miss the solidarity memo, but you definitely don’t feel like waffles for breakfast today.

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta A special message from our President and founder, Janice Chatterton. “It has been a landmark year for the sanctuary. We adopted 242 dogs. A few dogs have been adopted here in Puerto Vallarta but the majority have been adopted in Canada with also an upswing of adoptions in the U.S.

ut more than that we have rescued 304 dogs this year and have restored vision, mobility and good health to many. The number of our special needs dogs has increased and we continually work to make their lives contented and happy with us. We always have a dog or two in hospice care. During the year a few have passed over the rainbow bridge having known love and compassion for the last part and sometimes for the only time in their lives. We have had some incredible successes in saving lives and some sad failures for those that arrived too late. But even for those we try to make their last days or hours as comfortable and full of love as possible. We have continued over this year to make improvements at the sanctuary and refine our techniques. We have also adopted 27 cats and hope in the future to open up a new avenue of finding homes for cats and kittens in Canada so we will be able to make a significant improvement in this figure. None of the above could be done without the help of our many supporters and volunteers. It is with their help we create these miracles. For you who have donated money God bless you. You have helped us save these lives. For those of you that have rooted for the dogs on Facebook thank you for cheering us on. Our loving and dedicated staff should not be left out from our thanks. Getting a paycheck will never repay them for the love and kindness they extend to the animals. They are the ones that are with them every day and cheer them on when they are struggling for life and are by their side as they learn to trust again. They are the ones that put their sweaters on now during the cool nights so they can

rest comfortably and make sure they have everything they need from water to exercise to special cuddles during the day. They are the ones that after weeks or months of caring for, nursing back to health and loving these animals suddenly one day have the heart wrenching task to say goodbye to them. They do it with tears but there are so many that need them there is not much time to be sad. Our wonderful vet Ana Laura has been challenged many times during this past year with the injured and sick dogs that continually cross our doorstep. We are so grateful for her dedication to these animals, her kind heart, the after hours research she does to help diagnose their illnesses and how she extends herself to help them all. She and her assistant, Zoraya, go well above and beyond the call of duty to help these animals. Zoraya, in addition to doing her job of assisting the vet and taking the dogs to other clinics for testing and evaluations not available at the sanctuary, never says no or complains when a distress call is made for her to pick up a suffering animal no matter what time of day or night. I would like to give special thanks to volunteers Robin DeMarchi and Bruce and Carole Thom of Edmonton who welcome the dogs sent to Alberta and tirelessly look after their welfare there

until such time as they find their forever homes. Trips to vets, home checks for potential new homes, transporting the dogs to and from foster homes and finally to their forever homes is just a small part of what they do. In addition, they also coordinate our crates and deliver them to travelers to send back to us to be filled again. We have some great foster homes there also. Thank you Janet Wagner, Jill King, Tracy Loveridge, Tanya Gamester, Vickie Harley, Bonnie Cretzman and Kristy Raz for your unfailing support. Welcome to the team Anita Slobinyk and thank you so much for opening your home to our rescues. Ruby of Pet Pampering in Victoria has our deep gratitude for what she has contributed to the figures above during this past year. She allows us to have up to 5 dogs at a time in her beautiful boarding facility. There they are given the same wonderful treatment as her paying guests. Not only that but Ruby and her staff help us to evaluate the dogs so they go to the proper homes and assist in doing home checks. In Victoria we also want to thank Hayley Thomas who tirelessly does all the other home checks for us there and in the surrounding areas. There are many other volunteers really too numerous to mention but we have to give a

special thanks to Cait McDonald and Carol Stewart who separately meet flights in Vancouver that arrive past midnight with up to 7 dogs and are sometimes there until 2 a.m. before finally receiving the animals. Then they take them home for food and care until early the next morning when they are reloaded into their crates, onto their trucks and then take them for a ferry ride to Vancouver Island. This is truly a heroic task. We would also like to thank all the volunteers that have offered rides to the dogs. Thanks for the very special transports they have done goes to Robin DeMarchi, Mel DeMarchi, Lonna Hull, Ron Stoley, Colette Zarry and of course not to be left out in our thanks for this difficult task is Stephanie Dubinsky. There is also Shauna Pederson, Connie Webb, Tara Evans, Margaret K and others that do home checks and foster for us in the Vancouver Area. Also special thanks to Kathryn Richardson for allowing the cats into her lovely boarding facility, The Phat Cat Inn, where she then helps them to get adopted. This is a new relationship and we have great hopes that in 2015 we can keep our allegiance going to save more cats. Angela Caponigro in Calgary and Fritz Hornung in Vancouver, thank you for getting our crates back to us during the past year. We so appreciate how you efficiently coordinate this and keep the crates moving. We cannot forget Cara Thorsen who at times takes literally litters of puppies into her home in Colorado and then works tirelessly to find wonderful forever homes for them. She opened up the PetSmart adoptions to our Puerto Vallarta SPCA group. They have a list of requirements and really high standards for the puppies they allow to participate at their adoption events and Cara with help from Kiley Phillips and Janice Gonzalez made it possible for us to participate. Our great advertising teams for the animals do a wonderful job and we would like to name a few

of them. To Kiley Phillips, Janice Gonzalez, Liberty Benedict and their teams we give special thanks for the great job they do. Also Kiley thank you for managing the PVCA Facebook page in Canada. Stephanie thank you for all you do for the animals here and in Nanaimo. You are the one we turn to and rely on when we need special help. Carol Martin thank you for all the donations you work so hard to get for us when you are back in the States during the summer as well as for grooming our dogs so they can show their best side to potential forever homes. Nicole Martin without you we would not have the success we enjoy with social media and thank you for coordinating the tours to the sanctuary all year among all the other tasks you do for us. Corinne Eastham thank you for coordinating the travel for the animals and making a smooth transition possible at the airport on the day they leave. Last but far from least is Janice Gonzalez who among her other volunteer work for us also writes and has published our newsletter EVERY WEEK OF THE YEAR!! Thank you Janice for your dedication and the wonderful job you do. I would be remiss not to mention our board members Mark McCoy who works tirelessly to keep our stand at the Farmer’s Market a happening place and does such a great job on publishing the calendar each year and helping with the fundraiser. (Thank you Cass and Candace for your help also at the fundraiser) Luz Wong thank you for loving and doing so much for the cats and kittens. Brian Twigg thank you for your support in so many ways.” To become involved or to adopt, you can reach us at spcapv@ gmail.com. Or check us out on the web at www.spcapv.com or on Facebook at www.facebook. com/spcapv and be sure to “Like” our page. May 2015 be a healthy and happy year for you and your 4-legged companions.

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very Saturday, international travelers come to Puerto Vallarta's favorite weekend attraction to scoop up their favorite “make it, bake it, grow it” goodies. From farm-to-table produce and just-picked berries to hand-blown glass and custom made beachwear and sandals, our market feature the best of Vallarta. Some of the most delicious market must-have's are the meat and fruit pies of the Leek and Thistle Pie Company. Traditional pie and mash has long been popular throughout the British Isles with specialty shops scattered about since the 1800s. Today, the Leek and Thistle Pie owner, Mark Hughes, brings the tradition of these baked goods to your plate, right here in Puerto Vallarta. Meet Mark Hughes A native of Aberdeen, Scotland, Hughes was born to a Welsh father and a Scottish mother. His father was a hotel manager, and Mark grew up working in the restaurant and hotel industries. He studied catering and later became a general manager for a catering company. Together with his team, they served stadium-sized events

such as the Silverstone Grand Prix, Fulham football in London and horse races at Ascot, Sandown, Epsom and Goodwood. Old-World Baking Traditions Come to Vallarta In 2005, Hughes came to Puerto Vallarta for a holiday. He fell in love with the destination and put his baking experience to work selling brownies and banana bread. It was a good gig, until one fateful night with a fellow Scotsman, a South African and a Brit changed his baking destiny. Hughes was going to treat Vallarta to the old-world tradition of meat and fruit pies. That was seven years ago. Today, the Leek and Thistle has become a staple of Vallarta life. Its name pays tribute to his father with the national emblem of Wales (the leek), and to his mother with the national emblem of Scotland (the thistle). So how do the pies taste? Divine. Locals and tourists rave about the pastry-filled deliciousness of Hughes' meat pies. In fact, each one hints at the ingredients baked inside. For example, the Scotch is made with beef and onions. Mr. Porky

features pork in apple cider. Paddy bursts with beef in Guinness, and Royalty is a hit with steak and kidney. Of course, there are more meat pies to be enjoyed, depending on what Hughes is baking that day. The Leek and Thistle's fruit pies are the perfect choice for a snack or after-dinner treat. Each is made with a buttery pastry and features

a variation of apple, peach and seasonal fruit crumbles. Come on out to the market and try a Leek and Thistle pie for yourself. Then be sure to visit the Leek and Thistle shop (156 Hamburgo, Colonia Versalles). It's open Monday-Friday from 8:00 am to 6:00 pm. (322-224-6670) Get to Know the Market Ours is a festive “make it, bake it, grow it” North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. We are a registered non-profit/association civil organization that focuses on the “buy local” movement as well as entrepreneurial and community development. You're Invited! Join us this Saturday from 9:30-2

in Lazaro Cárdenas Park, Old Town. Enjoy handmade cards, woven textiles, ready-to-eat artisan foods, handmade musical instruments, specialty décor and fashion accessories. Non-profit organizations, live music and on-site massage and chiropractic services add to the fun-filled, family-friendly atmosphere. Then visit our International Food Court (located under shaded pergolas on the eastern side of Lazaro Cárdenas Park) for delicious fare: Thai, Indian, traditional Mexican favorites (tacos, empanadas, burritos and green pozole) and vegan dishes, such as hamburgers, al pastor and falafels. We're open every Saturday from November 1 through April 25. For market updates, visit www. oldtownfm.com and “like” us on Facebook.

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Sweet Dreams Project: Celebrating success and gearing up for the New Year

his past month we joined with Carolyn and Fernando Lazaro and others at Libreria Sayulita to help with a new project they began this fall, called, "Sweet Dreams." The project, modeled after a long running project in San Miguel, uses recycled plastic bags to stuff cloth mattress covers. This process creates lightweight, durable and comfortable children's mattresses that simply hang up on a wall when not in use. Of course, it also recycles plastic bags that may otherwise be blowing around the pueblo. It's a win - win situation. The goal is to distribute childsized mattresses to indigenous families whose children are currently sleeping on bare floors. Carolyn and Fernando identified eleven indigenous children from Chiapas, living in Sayulita, who need mattresses right now. They recently delivered the first two mattresses to Manuel and Marta, and their two young children, Elisa, 4 years old and Carlos Daniel, 2 years of age. Marta explains, "The children have never slept on a mattress. Back home in Chiapas most children sleep on a dirt floor. Sometimes they have a small piece of board with a blanket on it." The family make and sell the beautiful Chiapas woven wool animal dolls. Marta says she learned the craft and inherited the designs from her mother. Her uniquely expressive creations, like this "grumpy" purple monkey are captivating. Many indigenous Chiapas families are living and working far from home, throughout Mexico, to escape the extreme poverty and history of persecution of indigenous peoples in Chiapas. Manuel says that, even though they miss their extended families he is so happy to be here. "I'm with my wife and children and we work to make a living. We could not have this back in Chiapas; life there is very hard! We would like to thank the people who invented this mattress, because it can go anywhere with us. We wish to thank the people who made it, who stuffed it, who collected the bags and thank you

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In La Cruz By Cindy Bouchard Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

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Andrea Kuffner for bringing it to us." With the first two children now sleeping on cozy mattresses, Carolyn and Fernando are excited to see the project move ahead this winter. "What we need now are more hands that can help, and many more plastic bags!" says Carolyn. When each of the remaining nine children is sleeping on a mattress, they will set new goals and continue to bring a good night's rest to children in Sayulita and surrounding area. You Can Help in the New Year Three ways you can help with this simple, effective project: 1. Join us to stuff, assemble and/or sew mattresses 2. Collect and donate CLEAN used plastic bags 3. Make a cash donation for materials Volunteers may join us at the bookstore, Libreria Sayulita, to roll up bags, stuff mattresses, sew, etc.

• Tuesdays between 9 am and 1 pm • Thursdays between 11 am and 2 pm Come get involved. It’s fun - like an old-fashioned quilting bee, but with fresh espresso drinks! You can drop off your CLEAN plastic bags at: 1. Costa Verde School: Monday to Friday between 8 am and 2 pm 2. The bookstore at Libreria Sayulita: Monday to Friday 8 am to 2 pm and Saturdays 9 am to 1 pm 3. Mercado del Pueblo (public market): Friday between 10 am and 1:30 pm 4. Yah Yah Cafe, at the plaza: anytime between regular cafe hours If you wish to make a small monetary donation in support of this project, please email Carolyn for information at: carolynleeme@ yahoo.com

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our Canadians from opposite sides of the country, one couple visiting, the other lives here, dining at a German restaurant in a Mexican town listening to flamenco music performed by a German who lives in Mexico and a Mexican who lives in the USA… yes, that’s a typical night in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle! The elements that make it typical are 1) People from all over the world 2) Music… always music in our little town and 3) Food, La Cruz has restaurants of all varieties and in all categories of yummy! The restaurant, The Black Forest, owned by Peter and Yvonne Demetz and Andrea and Winfried Kuffner brings people together! When I asked Andrea what brought them to La Cruz, this is how she responded. “My grandmother used to tell me stories about her work in some of the finest hotels in the Black Forest Region which sparked my imagination. So, I decided to learn the trade. I loved it, still love it especially the possibilities to travel and meet interesting people. For a while we lived in the Black Forest, however, we wanted to open our own restaurant, but where? It was a new challenge for us and we were looking for a place where we could start small and grow with the area. When my brother Peter and his wife decided to move to Puerto Vallarta in Mexico to start work here in the hospitality industry, we were very interested. When we

visited them, we knew we found our new home. At the time there had not been many ethnic restaurants in La Cruz and everybody was happy about a new choice. The restaurant has now been open since 1997. What do you want people to know about the restaurant? Most people assume that as a German Restaurant we offer only ‘so called’ typical German Cuisine or heavy, hearty, food; Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, heavy cream sauces and such. At our Oktoberfest festivals we do serve these traditional dishes however; our regular menu reflects the light and healthy food choices of Germany over the last 30 years that we grew up with and that we would like to give back to our guests. On Fridays, experience the Gypsy way of celebrating with the untamed gypsy flamenco of Latcho and Andrea; reservations recommended. 329 295 5203 or contact@blackforestpv.com. I highly recommend their margaritas, the chicken liver pate salad and the Schnitzel Baden-Baden.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit By Cat Morgan

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ola a todos! I always feel it’s a good idea to have at least one beach day a week with so much going on. Find a day that works for you and go relax and enjoy the day. There are several beach options for your beach day. For getting away from it all, Destilideras beach just outside of La Cruz is my favorite. This beach is perfect for a long walk due to the flat beach there. They have a couple of small beach restaurants that serve fish on a stick and fruit plates, beers, soft drinks, and you can now also rent tables and chairs or loungers. Me? I walk beyond that with my little lounger chair, away from the crowd and unwind from my busy work week. Most folks here are on vacation, so the “work week” will not apply to those of you. I went out for breakfast Saturday at Ana Banana Bar and Grill in La Cruz before going to the playa. I don’t usually get out for breakfast as my schedule is packed every morning. I must tell you that it was the best breakfast I have had in Mexico in four years! I did not have anything fancy; 2 eggs, cooked perfectly prepared over easy, real (oh, so good!) sausage links, potato and toast. The jam was delicious too! Good coffee that you can get for yourself at the coffee stand, and an orange juice. They also have a full bar so, if you are looking for a Bloody Mary or something else for your coffee, it’s available. I am sure there are other

great places for breakfast…but Ana Banana is now on the top of my list! Disclaimer: Yes, I promote businesses around the bay. But, I want you to know, I write honestly about what I actually like about them. Of course, I promote their specials etc, but I do not make things up about them. I love who I work with and have become very selective in that process. Other Beach Fun For the folks that like to enjoy a different sort of beach day experience with smiling service, good food and cocktails at your beckoning, try Breakers Beach Club Restaurant and Bar in Bucerias. Colin has completely remodeled the place! They have live music on Wednesdays for sunset fun and dancing with the What’s Up band on the playa, and Sundays starting at 3pm-6pm with 4 to 2 performing. I was there last Sunday and had one of their new stuffed burgers with bacon and blue cheese with fries cooked to perfection by the new chef this season. The 4-2 band sounded super as well with their new lead singer. Breakers now has paddleboards and boogie boards and a couple of kayaks for rental, which enhances that beach day fun experience! Tatewari will be playing a sunset concert at Breakers on January 12th! Come to listen to their new CD “Porque No?” These local boys born and raised in La Cruz play amazing classical / Flamenco music and

is a must see with Sonny Davis on percussion. Get your tickets at Breakers or you can also email me for links and more information. I LOVE TATEWARI MUSIC! In La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, a fun beach bar and restaurant is Las Palapas Grill; serving a very tasty cuisine and menu with a delightful presentation. I love their Caesar salads with shrimp and Ahi tuna lunch. They have fun mini palapas on the playa with tables and chairs underneath, or enjoy the indoor seating. Live music two times a week with the What’s Up Band Thursday evenings, beginning at 6pm or the Hangars every Sunday, starting at 6pm. It’s the perfect place to hang out. Las Palapas Grill is also an amazing beach venue for weddings and special occasions. Find directions and their menu on their page on allLaCruz.com Eat/Restaurants. La Cruz Fun Pub Britannia- Marty and Mike are switching to Fridays. Come hungry for FF Friday all you can eat Fish and Chips, then dance the night away. Open at 6.30. Open Mic Tuesdays are super fun! Ana Banana Bar and GrillRock and Roll Donnie and the 6 Months Blind Band for old style rock and roll like Johnny B Good and more. Mondays rock out with “The Good Stuff”! Black Forest Restaurant- Every Friday with Latcho and Andrea. Reservations recommended. Every Sunday they have Lobo on guitar and special guests. Amazing flamenco music! El Asadero- the new restaurant located at the roundabout has great food specials and you can watch the NFL games! Masala Bar and GrillEvery Thursday special menu with Tatewari music…amazing food and music! Bucerias Fun Esquina 22 Bar and

Lounge- Fridays- The sweet music of “Duo Enlace” and Tuesdays “Piel Canela” 8-11pm. (Located at the old Shamrock location) Luna Lounge- Always plenty of great shows at Luna Lounge. Live music, Comedy, Drag Queens and more! Los Arroyos Verdes - Sunday Pool Party fun with live music with Funkswagon & lunch specials. A new playground for the kiddies too. Eco paradise with solar heated pool. Special Upcoming Events Tatewari Flamenco Sunset Concert Jan 12th Breakers Beach Bar Banderas Bay Jazz All Stars at the Red Room Cabaret Monday Jan 12th Bryan Savage Amazing Sax/ Flutist playing at Sonora a la Parrilla Jan 14th FunRaisers Amigos de La Cruz Medical Assistance Program Fundraiser Tuesday, Jan 13th at Philo’s Bar with all you can eat ribs, live music, raffles. Support this 15 year program which has paid for

medicines, medical transportation and has helped countless children and adults in the northern Banderas Bay area. Tickets are only 250 pesos! Get tickets at Philo’s or online LaCruzAmigos@gmail.com Manos de Amor Annual Party Jan 20th, 6pm Star Bay Hotel with the Rhythm Roosters, snacks, drinks and small silent auction. 300 pesos per person. Contact Karen McKenzie for tickets at KarenRedmck@Shaw. ca. Funny Bones 2nd Annual Spay/Neuter fundraiser “A Puppy Love Wedding” Feb 3rd with Funkswagon rocking it out! Las Palapas Grill in La Cruz 150 pesos now/ 250 at the door. Contact Dani for tickets at DaniSummers15@ Gmail.com There is a lot going on during the high season for your pleasures! Please check out the allBucerias. com calendar and the allLaCruz. com calendars for the north end Banderas Bay fun!

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he latter half of the year was full of articles in top publications that showcased the luxury, culture and natural beauty of Riviera Nayarit. Dailies including the New York Post, Latin Trends, Austin Monthly, USA Today, The Boston Globe, Daily Beast, and the Huffington Post have filled their pages with articles touting the luxurious hotel infrastructure, the amazing natural scenery and the complex cultural offerings of Mexico’s Pacific Treasure. The most recent article revolving around the beauty of Punta Mita and Sayulita was published in The Boston Globe by journalist Chris Muther, organized by the

Four Seasons. Mark Rogers, a guest of the Riviera Nayarit CVB, continues publishing articles in USA Today (representing 23 million impressions) as well as in Travel Age West. He’s already written a total of 10 articles all stemming from the same trip. The New York Post wrote about the many details that make Imanta a top luxury hotel. Canada has also published several articles. Iberostar recently hosted Christina Newberry, who published a story in Ageless Living Travel, a Canadian publication that dedicated its lines to the Marietas Islands. Another Canadian daily, the Vancouver Courier, wrote about Nayarit’s Huichol art.

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EVENTS Friday, January 9th – 10am Breakfast for a Good Cause at Casa Fantasia Join Corazon de Niña for breakfast and help support this home for abused children. $250 pesos with 60% going to the charity. Tix at Carol’s Boutique, Kristina’s Salon in the Marina and at Corazon de Niña. January 9 – 11 4th Annual Puerto Vallarta Organic Stretching®: bodymind movements Workshop Founder Pat Henry presents the ten-hour course at Inkarri Vallarta (across from Mega) once each year. Details and registration online at:http://bit.ly/1vqmPcw Saturday, January 10th Second Annual Becas Classic Golf Tournament A fun and unique golf tournament of Modified Stableford at the Marina Golf Course. Call Barrie Page at 322-110-2666 (cell) or Alex Whiteside at 322-117-3870 (cell) or Carlos Fregoso at 221-0789 for information and reservations. $800/$1400(non-members)

Thursday, January 15 at 11am PV Garden Club – Beautifying Vallarta At No Way Jose! restaurant in Old Town - Guest speaker will be Leslie Korn, PhD, MPH. Dr. Korn has lived locally since 1973 conducting traditional medicine and ethno botanical research and directing a public health clinic serving ‘comunidades indigenas’ in Cabo Corrientes. Lunch optons will be available. Open to new members. Saturday, January 17 Deja New Fashion Show Luncheon at River Cafe at 12:30 pm $300 pesos - please purchase in advance. Fashions, three course meal, lots of raffle, silent auction, 50/50 and door prizes. All proceeds go to Pasitos de Luz - a non-profit organization that provides care for disabled children from low-income families in Puerto Vallarta. Tickets at Deja New, Alexander A Salon, Cassandra Shaw, River Cafe or Nacho Daddy or email Barb at condo211@yahoo.ca

Saturday, January 10th 5-9pm Paella Competition – at Eddie’s on the River (on Isla Cuale) in support of Corazon de Niña $300 peso suggested donation. Tix available at Carol’s Boutique, Kristina’s Salon in the Marina and at Corazon de Niña. Great prizes for the best paella! Open to public and professional.

Wednesday, January 21st Becas Breakfast at Daiquiri Dick’s at 9:30am $150 pesos must be purchased in advance.Lots of raffle and Silent Auction prizes. Your participation insures that bright young Vallarta girls and boys have a chance to get the educations they want and deserve. For tickets to upcoming Becas events call Polly Vicars, at 223-1371.

January 14 - 18th Second Annual Festival Sayulita - A five-day culture and food fest in the chilled-out coastal town of Sayulita. Tickets and packages start at $1,250 pesos - visit FestivalSayulita.com

Saturday, January 24th, 2015 4th Annual TASTE OF LA CRUZ Marina Riviera Nayarit in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle 3-7pm will feature restaurants, businesses, artisans and musicians from Nayarit and

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Puerto Vallarta. Tuesday, January 27 at 10:30 am FASHION SHOW & BRUNCH Always a sold-out event this elegant fashion show and three-course brunch (with mimosas!) at Daiquiri Dick’s will feature gorgeous women’s and men’s fashions, original jewelry and a raffle for fabulous prizes is in support of the Purr Project – a no-kill feline sanctuary. Tickets are $24us or $28cad. You may pay with credit card, PayPal or cash ($350 pesos). Tickets through Vallartatickets.com Thursday, January 29, 2015 XV ART AUCTION in support of Los Mangos Library Local and international artists auction off unique pieces of art and donate a minimum of 50% towards the library fundraising efforts. Los Mangos is funded solely by donations. January 29th to February 1st 4th Annual Arena Vallarta International Charro Championships Twenty six teams of Charros, Mexican horseman, from all over the country will compete in a series of events such as bull riding, high speed challenges, and fore footing among others. The winning team will receive $100,000usd. Many events in addition to the daily Charro will be held around Puerto Vallarta. Stay tuned for more information.

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Wednesday, February 4th, 2015 John Ozzello memorial food bank fundraiser Enjoy a day of Whale Watching as well as helping to support the local food bank. $650pp 9am-4pm leaving Paradise Village Marina in Nuevo Vallarta Tickets: Sandi or Randy Nystrom 322-103-2828

Important Numbers Emergency phone numbers. The police station or the fire department is 060. For Non-Emergency calls, dial (322) 290-0507 for the Pol & (322) 224-7701 for the Fire Department (322)223 9476. Ambulance Services Red Cross Ambulance: 222-1533 / (065) Global Ambulance: 226-1014 Hospitals Ameri-Med Hospital: 226-2080 Cornerstone Hospital: 224-9400 San Javier Hospital: 226-1010 / Medasist Hospital: 223-0444 C.M.Q. Hospital: 223-1919 / I.M.S.S. Hospital: 224-3838 Regional Hospital: 224-4000 Other Important Phone Numbers Motor Vehicle Dept: 224-8484 Consumer Protection (PROFECO): 225-0000

Immigration Office: 221-1380 * 224 7719 01.800.468.8722 National Telegraph: 224-7970 Electric Company (CFE): 071 Water Company (SEAPAL): 223-1516 Municipal Services: 223-2500 Tourist Protection: 223-2500 Ministerio Publico: 222-1762 Animal Protection: 221-0078 Wake-Up Service: 031 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145

Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900 Emergency Phone for Sayulita Dial 066 from any standard land line. Dial 080 from Mexican cell phones. To report suspicious activity in Sayulita, please dial 045-322-141-5994. Emergency Numbers for Bucerias & La Cruz Numbers for the Police dept. in case of emergency are 291-0049 and 291-0666. Emergency number: 066 Civil Protection (Fire, Ambulance): 291-0295 Ambulance, Santa Rosa Clinic: 298-0157

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Adorable Dog in the Spotlight...Lucia

by Janice Gonzalez

familiar story to us all here in Vallarta. A tourist saw this beautiful girl on the beach for days in front of her hotel. The dog was hungry for both food and human contact. Lucia is a beautiful and friendly three year old, weighing a bit over 57 pounds. Although we think she is a Rottweiler mix, she has the personality of a sweet, affectionate Lab. This girl just wants to cuddle up and snuggle with you. So if you are looking for a warm and caring companion to take along with you on your walks around town, Lucia is for you. She has been spayed, dewormed and is current on all her vaccinations. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com if you are interested.

Live Music

This week get 20% off all shoes and purses at Cobblestones Consignment! Hours: Tuesday to Friday 10 to 5 pm; Saturday 10 to 2 pm 497 Francisco Madero & Naranjo Emiliano Zapata 044 322 100 1577

Café Roma Encino 287 Centro Beboteros Diaz Ordaz 565 Malecon Benito’s Paninoteca Bar Nima Bay, Local 12, “Marina Vallarta” El Dorado Pulpito # 102, Playa los Muertos” El Patio de mi Casa Guerrero 311 esq. Matamoros

El Rio BBQ Bar elriobbqbar.com Encore Lazaro Cardenas51, Bucerias La Bodeguita Del Medio Paseo Diaz Ordaz 858, Malecon” Murphy’s Irish Pub Morelos 484 Altos 1, Centro Paradise Stage Concerts Pulpito 127 at Olas Altas La Palapa Pulpito#103, Playa los Muertos” Las Adelitas Av. Fluvial Vallarta 234

Nacho Daddy 287 Basilio Badillo Philo’s Delfin15, La Cruz de Huanacaxle” Paradise Stage Paradise Community Center Pulpito 127 Que? Pasa Aquiles Serdan 625, Col Emiliano Zapata The River Café Isla del Rio Cuale Local4

PICK UP YOUR COPY OF THE TRIBUNE AT PUERTO VALLARTA TOURISM OFFICES OLD TOWN FARMERS MARKET A PAGE IN THE SUN FREDY TUCAN´S

PANCAKE HOUSE CONSULATE OFFICES DECAMERON RESORT ELEMENT REALTY GROUP

YO-YO MO´S MARINA RIVIERA NAYARIT LA CRUZ FARMERS MARKET OSO RESTAURANT

charity

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120. wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. Contact slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. www.compassionforthefamily.org

testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 or paco@setac.com.mx Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 20+ girls rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.corazondenina.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. puerto-vallarta.com/amf

Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org

CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688.

Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV

Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@ hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato

Corazon de Niña

Puerto Vallarta’s only home for girls

ur house in a true home with an extremely positive energy.  The girls form part of our family and we feel privileged and blessed saying and living it.  Our Civil Association, approved to State and Municipal level, is an organization based on integrity, ethics and clarity.  We have an "open door" policy, and we feel proud of the environment we have created and the assurances we have of not disappointing those who support us.  We invite our supporters to meet the girls - to see and to listen to the result of unconditional love. Our goal is to expand and enhance our physical environment in order to assist more girls and facilitate their healing, learning and development on site. Our approach involves building self-esteem through moral, academic and psychological support in a family rather than an institutional environment. Our mission is to create strong independent successful young women who will become active members of society. We want to build a sense of permanence and enlightenment in their home environment while providing access to post-secondary training and education. We give them the love and support required to succeed both socially as well as academically, thus changing the cycle. Our girls come from diverse high-risk situations.   Each one has a tragic childhood story and they will tell you that what matters is that now it has

Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com La Brigada de la Basur:a A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities, www.vallartanavyleague.org. New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@ newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for

a happy ending.  All enjoy a spiritual life, a school life, a balanced/nutritious diet, routine medical/ psychological attention, academic support and various sports activities. The girls know that this is their home until they are ready to leave the house and fly.  We are the only house in Puerto Vallarta with a focus on adolescent girls, insisting on maintaining the girls together with a variety of ages. The girls receive support with their studies and they participate in classes in English, dance and handicrafts.  Thanks to the generosity of many very beloved people, our girls have scholarships from now until they graduate from university and, they currently attend one of the best schools in Puerto Vallarta. Visit us to see how you can help us change lives with love… we look forward to your visit! www.facebook.com/CorazonDeNinaPv

low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/ neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 Proyecto Pitillal, “Busca un Amigo” - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-4495. Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com

Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza-

Shelter for Children. Tax-deductible. ccshf.ca Roma’s Kids - Educate the children of the Volcanes and surrounding area: Math, English and computer programs a priority. 100% goes to the kids. kids.romamexico.com The International Friendship Club (IFC) - Supports the Cleft Palate Surgery Program & families in need. 322-222-5466. ifcvallarta.com Toys for Tots Vallarta - Distributes toys and constructs playgrounds for Puerto Vallarta area during the Christmas holiday period. Jerry Lafferty 322 221 6156 or lourdes. bizarro@marriotthotels.com. Vallarta Saludable (Healthy) – Healthy living through organics, stevias, cooking workshops, serums reversing dialysis and reality show. NAOTF.org Suzy Chaffee suzynativevoices@aol.com

games

SUDOKU easy

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Challenge your brain! Sudoku is easy to play and the rules are simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain only one of each of the numbers 1 through 9.

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Number Blocks

Word Search

What’s a number block you ask? The numbers in each row add up to the totals to the right. The numbers in each column add up to the totals along the bottom. The diagonal lines also add up the totals to the right. Some of the numbers are missing. Try to fill in the missing numbers between 0 and 12.

EXPLORERS Can you find the hidden explorers? They may be horizontal, vertical, diagonal, forwards or backwards. Volcanoes BEERENBERG, COTOPAXI, EREBUS, ETNA, FUJI, HEKLA, HUALALAI, IZALCO, KILAUEA, KILIMANJARO, KRAKATAU, LLAIMA, MAKUSHIN, PINATUBO, POAS, POPOCATEPETL, SANTORINI, STROMBOLI, TAMBORA, VESUVIUS.

1. A tennis racket - A marionette - An orchestra 2. Babe Ruth - Hank Aaron - Marge Simpson 3. Line - Pie - Bar 4. Carson - Bench - Cash 5. Bird - Jordan - Magic 6. Pantyhose - Candidates - Track Stars 7. Pay - Princess - Cell 8. Cane - Brown - Powdered 9. Monkey - Box - Crescent 10. Blood - Piggy – Sperm

Commonym 13 Answers 1. all have strings 2. they have Homers 3. graphs 4. Johnnys 5. basketball players 6. they run 7. phones 8. sugars 9. wrenches 10. banks

What’s a commonym you ask? A commonyms is group of words that have a common trait in the three words/items listed. For example: thewords; A car - A tree - An elephant.. they all have trunks. These will make you think!

Wuzzle 14 Answers 1. Sixth Sense 2. To Sum it Up 3. Blanket 4. Strong Undertow 5. Back Issues 6. Stretching the Truth

Commonym

Wuzzles What’s a wuzzle you ask? A wuzzle is a saying/phrase that is made up of a display of words, in an interesting way.The object is to try to figure out the well-known saying, person, place, or thing that each wuzzle is meant to represent.