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Riviera Nayarit MAY & JUNE EVENTS

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Cajon de Peñas about 2 hrs south of Vallarta

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the year 18 in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

PEACEAnimals

By Gretchen DeWitt

Gretchen DeWitt he mission of PEACEAnimals is to prevent the suffering of animals. We reduce, but do not eliminate, the suffering of animals by sterilizing approximately 4,000 cats and dogs annually. Many thousands of kittens and puppies are born here every year, and an enormous number are born to starve, become diseased, injured or killed by vehicles and often become victims of abandonment and abuse. Please contact any or all of the animal rescue organizations if you need help for an animal or would like to adopt one. That list is on our website on the “resource” tab. ADOPCIÓNES VALLARTA Adopt Me PV Adopta un Amigo ADOPTA UN AMIGO NAYARIT Adopta Puerto Vallarta Amigos de los otros animales Animalistas ANIMALISTAS DE PUERTO VALLARTA ANGELICAT AyudaMutt Puro Gato Centro de Acopio Animal PURR PROJECT Cuidando sus Huelitos PV Animal Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals PV Dog News Helping Pets in Puerto Vallarta Rescate Animalista Huellitas Catninas LADRA Match Dog Com NOTE: A recent law was passed in Jalisco that MexPup requires all pets be sterilized after the age of eight NO BORDERS ANIMAL weeks. To not comply with the law means a fine of RESCUE ORGANIZATION (NOBARS) 5,400 pesos. Paraiso Felino This information is being given out by our educaPEACEANIMALS PERROS PERDIDOS PUERTO VALLARTA tion director at schools and at our clinics.

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This week’s MUST DO EVENT

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The 11th Annual International Festival of Altruism

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Hello all, ay is a great month to be in Vallarta and around the Bay. With the Stand-Up Paddleboarding Championships, Restaurant Week, Vallarta Pride, And the Wind Festival on the beach south of Bucerias, and the cities anniversary on May 31st, there is something to enjoy about every day. In its 11th year, Restaurant Week “features many of Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit’s most coveted restaurants. Participating establishments offer innovative three-course menus, with three options available for each course. Since the prices are often discounted by up to 50%, dining out during Restaurant Week is not only more fun, but also much more affordable. In the upcoming, 11-year anniversary of Restaurant Week, participating restaurants can choose to offer their special, Restaurant Week menu at $199 or $299 pesos per person, tips and beverages not included. You can download the menus at virtualvallarta.com Vallarta Pride is now a 7-day annual event that pays tribute to the LGBT community with arts and cultural events, concerts, films, beach parties and a lot of fun to

Held in the spectacular beachfront garden at the Marriott CasaMagna Resort in Marina Vallarta this May 17th at 6pm join 1000’s of attendees sampling delicious food prepared by some of the most respected restaurants in Bay of Banderas while learning more about the local charities who will be receiving 100% of the profits from the event. There is also live entertainment and plenty of beverages too. Tickets are $350 and can be purchased from any of the charities or the reception of the hotel or for $400 at the gate on the day of the event.

show the world the fabulous diversity of our destination. The gay pride festival in Puerto Vallarta will be held from May 17nd to 25th, 2015, and aims to inspire, commemorate and celebrate a vibrant community that through the years has created its own culture, heritage and traditions. Vallarta Pride was created to showcase all the unique elements that have made Puerto Vallarta a favorite resort destination of the international gay community. More information about the Pride events can be found in this week’s paper and online at vallartapride.com Please get out and support local businesses. Enjoy all that Vallarta, Bucerias, La Cruz, Sayulita and everywhere in between has to offer. Please also share you love

and appreciation with the powers that be up north that are spreading more vicious rumours about the dangers of Mexico and Puerto Vallarta in particular. Last weekend I headed south to Tomatlan for a couple nights. I encountered one smallish army barrack camped out on a river bank, and one convoy of state police trucks gassing up and refilling their cell phones at an Oxxo. I saw no gun fights, nothing on fire except an unfortunate pile of tires (who does that?!) and witnessed exactly zero acts of crime. Felt perfectly safe all weekend. So if you are looking on getting out of town, don’t let the reports sway you. It’s as safe as safe can be. Have a great week all, Madeline

Vallarta Pride - International Film Festival

he meaning of UNITY is the theme behind all events scheduled to take place from May 17 to 25, 2015 during Vallarta Pride. To commemorate this, the Organizing Committee has made it possible to organize the First International Film Festival, featuring various art movies to pay tribute to the vibrant LGBT community living in and visiting Puerto Vallarta. This four-day film festival aims to celebrate the creativity and diversity of the community through a series of award-winning films. The first stop is on May 19, 2015 in The Red Room Cabaret with the film "Made in Bangkok" directed by Flavio Florenio. During this event

the new ambassador of Vallarta Pride 2015 will be crowned and the star of the film, Morgana, will honor us with her presence. Hotel Puerto de Luna will host a special outdoor screening picnic style with the lesbian film "Todo El Mundo Tiene Alguien Menos Yo" directed by Raul Fuentes and starring Andrea Portal and Naian Daeva. This movie will be on May 20, 2015 at 9:00 pm and it is recommended to arrive a bit earlier to get a good place. Attendees can bring their own drinks and picnic boxes will be available for $150 pesos. The award winning film "Four Moons", written and directed by Sergio Tovar and starring

Alejandro de la Madrid, Antonio Velázquez and Cesar Ramos will be screened on May 21, 2015 at 9:00 pm at the ACT II Entertainment Stages. After the screening, there will be a panel discussion open to all attendees. The last screening will take place on May 24, 2015 at 9:30 pm in Mantamar Beach Club Bar & Grill with the movie "La Otra Famiia," directed by Gustavo Loza and starring Jorge Salinas, Luis Roberto Guzman and Ana Serradilla. This film is G rated and suitable for the whole family. All screenings are free of charge thanks to the valuable sponsorship of Ron Morgan Properties.

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

e had a great finale today at the Farmers Market with lots of generous donations! From our Canadian friend, Christine Patterson in Edmonton we received $3,000 pesos, the proceeds from a card night. Amy Ruf from California, donated $500 pesos. (You’ll see Amy’s dog in the calendar next year!) Rita Leone donated two lovely dog beds and Gisela Araceli Arizmendi donated a large dog bed, a medium crate as well as brushes, coats, blankets and leashes. Gisela misses her little dog very much. Donations totaled $4,300pesos and $67US. Thank you so much everyone. Sales of bottle cozies went well again as it’s hotter than ever! We’re ready to stock up for next season. We finished with a closing party with the vendors. Thanks to all who contributed the fabulous food, drinks and entertainment. We’ll be back on the first Saturday in November. Thanks to intrepid volunteers Michelle & Mark. Have a wonderful summer!” And thanks for this report Lynnette. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history.

Janice Gonzalez To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. If you would like to make a donation other than money to the SPCA, here is a list of items we can ALWAYS use: Kong’s or very hard rubber chew toys (we cannot use soft plastic toys anymore due to ingestion worries); Chuck it balls ... hard rubber; stuffed toys for puppies; BLUE BAG Costco dog food salmon – ONLY; all natural dog treats; towels, blankets, Lysol, powdered laundry detergent; office supplies such as paper, pens, clip boards, scissors, plastic cups for water for our staff and volunteers. Right now we have a serious need for puppy food. We are pretty overwhelmed with puppies at the sanctuary. You can come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. We have scheduled tours each week and vehicle space is limited. We also have tours from Nuevo Vallarta. Contact Nicole Martin at nicole@cupocity.com to make a reservation. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

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Remittances to Mexico Rise 4.9% in Q1 Mexico sends experts

emittances sent to Mexico by emigrants totaled $5.7 billion in the first quarter, up 4.9 percent compared to the same period last year, the Bank of Mexico said. The average remittance was $297.53 in the January-March period, up slightly from the $296.10 average registered in the same period in 2014. The number of transactions climbed from 18.44 million in the first quarter of 2014 to 19.25 million in the same period this year, with the majority of remittances sent via electronic funds transfers, the central bank said. Mexico received $23.64 billion in remittances in 2014, a figure that was up 8 percent from 2013.

to assist in Nepal

While in Tibet a Mexican climber waits on the north face of Everest

A Remittances sent by Mexicans living abroad, mainly in the United States, are the country’s second-largest source of foreign

exchange, after oil, and help cover the living expenses of millions of people. Original: LAHT.com

Mexico Inflation Remains Stable

exico inflation results in April were largely in line with market expectations. Consumer prices fell 0.26% versus March, compared to market expectations of -0.24%. At the core level, prices rose 0.16%, compared to market expectations. Annual headline inflation is at 3.1%, unchanged versus March,

while annual core inflation is at 2.3%, down slightly from 2.4%. April’s three month annualized headline and core inflation prints are 1.9% and 2.4%, respectively. Core merchandise inflation in the second half of April was lower, particularly ex-foods (-0.02%). This supports the central bank's view that pass-through from peso weak-

ness has been low. The unfavorable surprise at the core level in the second half of April was in services excluding housing and education, with a bi-weekly inflation print of 0.19%. This was driven by airfares (+5.9%) and hotels (+2.1%) even though the Easter week holidays ended in the first half of the month. Original:lath.com

group of experts in disasters and emergencies is off to Nepal this week to help with rescue efforts that continue in the wake of last week’s devastating earthquake, while on the slopes of Mount Everest a Mexican climber is waiting to hear if he can continue his ascent. More than 4,600 are now reported dead, 9,000 injured and eight million affected throughout the country by the quake, which measured 7.8 on the Richter scale. The prime minister said the death toll could reach 10,000. Mexico’s team consists of two officials from the directorate-general of the Civil Protection system, one of whom is part of a disaster coordination and evaluation team of the United Nations, and four specialists from the National Committee for Help in Disasters and Emergencies. The Foreign Affairs Secretariat said Civil Protection can also provide experts in urban search

and rescue if needed, but time is running out for anyone trapped in the rubble and debris. In neighboring Tibet, meanwhile, mountain climber Aldo Hiram Valencia Corona, 36, awaits word from Chinese authorities as to whether he can continue his ascent of the north face of Mount Everest. Eighteen people were killed at the base camp on the mountain’s south side following an avalanche triggered by the earthquake, but there were no casualties on the north face. The Mexican alpinist said damage to the highways has cut off access to Nepal’s capital, Kathmandu, where the most severe damage has occurred. Some of his expedition’s equipment is still there, he said, but the plan is to continue the climb. It is the second attempt in five years for the Puebla native. Sources: Excélsior (sp) Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

World Economic Forum on Latin America in Mexico

everal hundred government and business leaders gathered in the Riviera Maya this past week for the 10th annual World Economic Forum on Latin America, where they talked about economic growth and social development. The outlook for trade and investment, addressing poverty, an update on Cuba and urban design are just a few of the many topics on the agenda for the conference, which opened yesterday and concludes tomorrow. Here is a primer: the top 10 things to know about the Mexican economy, prepared by Peter Vanham, senior media manager at World Economic Forum. 1. Mexico has a $1.26 trillion economy, making it the 15th largest economy in the world, and the 11th taking into account power purchasing parity. This makes Mexico a so-called “middle power”: falling just short of being a G7 economy, it is nevertheless an economic power to be reckoned with. 2. With its 122 million inhabitants, the GDP per capita currently

stands at about $10,000, placing it firmly in the “upper middle income” countries. Adjusted for purchasing power, the GDP per capita is about 60% higher, at roughly $16,000. That puts it in the same league with countries like Turkey, Romania, and Brazil, but still far below countries like the U.S. ($55,000) or Switzerland ($58,000). 3. Economic growth is forecasted to rebound to 3.5% in 2015, more or less in line with compounded average annual growth in the years following the global financial crisis of 2008-2009. Before that, growth averaged about 4-5% per year. The country faced its last severe economic crisis in 1994. 4. Despite the positive forecasts, the Mexican economy faced a number of challenges in recent years. Growth was under 2% in 2013, and under 3% in 2014. The price of commodities, important for Mexico’s income from exports, has been falling in what has been called “the end of the commodity super cycle.” 5. The government of Enrique Peña Nieto, which came to power

in December 2012, has been pressing ahead with what has been seen by many as an “ambitious reform agenda.” This includes an overhaul of the tax system, cuts in government spending and the liberalization of certain economic sectors such as energy and telecommunications. 6. Mexico is traditionally seen as a commodities and manufacturing giant. It has the largest proven silver reserves in the world, and the 10th largest oil reserves. Pemex, the state-owned oil company, is one of the largest oil producers in the world, with revenues of about $130 billion. 7. Due to rising wages and less favorable trade terms elsewhere, Mexico recently gained competitiveness as an automobile exporter. Large automotive companies such as Volkswagen, Toyota, Nissan, Ford, General Motors and Fiat Chrysler have increased their production in Mexico recently, or have announced their intentions to do so. 8. Thanks to its membership of the North American Free Trade

Association (NAFTA), Mexico has been able to become one of the United States’ largest trade partners. It exports mostly manufactured goods, industrial goods and automobiles. It has a positive trade balance with the United States, and as a consequence, has become one of the largest holders of U.S. treasury bonds. 9. Mexico became the first Latin American country to enter the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) in 1994. It was later joined by Chile. Colombia is in

talks to join the OECD as well. The current president of the OECD is a Mexican, José Angel Gurria. 10. Mexico is the OECD country with the second highest degree of economic disparity between the rich and the poor, behind Chile. The bottom 10% on the income rung disposes of 1.36% of the country’s resources, whereas the upper 10% dispose of almost 36%. Twenty-six per cent of GDP comes from the informal economy, a part of the economy in which almost 60% of the workforce is active. Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS Puerto Vallarta Tourism offers free tours in Downtown Puerto Vallarta Tuesdays and Wednesdays 9:00AM and 12:00PM Saturdays 9:00AM. The local tourism office offers a free sightseeing tour of downtown Puerto Vallarta. Staff will take you off on a fabulous walking tour of the streets

and legendary locations in the center area of Puerto Vallarta Tours start at the Tourism Office at City Hall. ArtWalk in Puerto Vallarta’s Centro Wednesdays from 6PM to 10PM A self-guided tour of downtown galleries, art lovers can explore the streets of Centro stopping into select galleries for cocktail exhibitions every Wednesday evening from 6-10pm through May 27, 2015. Gentle Yoga on Saturday

mornings at IFC 9:30 - 10:30, every Saturday through June (subject to further change or extension). Restaurant Week (May 15- 31) This culinary celebration is a community event where over 30 restaurants from the Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta come together to create a specially approved prix fixe menu during the entire two weeks in order to extend the region’s high season and promote its many amazing gastronomical delights.

Orange is the new Vallarta Pride’s Grand Marshal

ea DeLaria from “Orange is the New Black” will be our Vallarta Pride 2015’s Marshal. As Vallarta Pride 2015’s board we are we are glad to announce that the talented comedian, jazz musician and actress Lea DeLaria will be Vallarta Pride’s Grand Marshal in our 2015 parade to be celebrated on May 23, 2015 in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico. Lea will also participate in Big Boo’s Birthday Bash, the women’s only party, celebrating her birthday. Here a few lines to introduce our Grand Marshal. Lea DeLaria achieved overnight stardom with her stand-out role as Big Boo in the Netflix hit series Orange is the New Black. And while she went from being able to walk around a city with the occasional “hey it’s you” to not being able to walk into a Dollar Store in a suburb without getting asked for a picture, the fact is, Lea has been a professional for 30 years. Before that, she freelanced. Lea

The 2015 May Restaurant Festival

or the eighth year, Gary R. Beck, local foodie and a local restaurant guide book author will be organizing small parties to attend a fine restaurant nightly for anyone in town who wishes to meet some locals and visitors plus enjoy good food at discount prices. All dinners start at 7:00pm, please arrive beforehand. Monday, May 18 Trio Tuesday, May 19 River Cafe

Wed, May 20 Hacienda San Angel Thursday, May 21 Cafe des Artistes Friday, May 22 Kaiser Maximilian Saturday, May 23 Fusion Gourmet Sunday, May 24 Bravos Monday, May 25 El Arrayan Tuesday, May 26 Layla's Thursday, May 28 Archie's Wok Saturday, May 30 Taste RSVP: The restaurant and number of people in your party. Gary R.Beck garyrbeck1@yahoo.com

Vallarta Altruism Festival coming May 17th

O was the first queer comic to perform on television in the States which launched her into world recognition. Prior to her success on OITNB, she was seen in countless TV series (Awkward, Californication, The Oblongs, One Live to Live, Law and Order SVU, Will and Grace, Friends, to name only a few), and movies (The First Wives Club, Dear Dumb Diary, Edge of Seventeen), with appearances on and off Broadway that have and continue to garner her recognition and acclaim. Her on and off Broadway credits

are too numerous to mention, but stand outs include her appearance on Broadway in “On the Town,” winning Obie and Theatre World awards for her performance, an Ovation nomination for her appearance in the “Boys from Syracuse;” and playing both Eddie AND Doctor Scott in” The Rocky Horror Show.” If that’s not enough, Lea has five records out on the Warner Jazz and Classics label and her book “Lea’s Book of Rules for the World” is in its third printing at Bantam Doubleday and Dell. http://vallartapride.com/

ne of the year’s most popular charity events, the 11th annual International festival of Altruism is once again hosted at CasaMagna Marriott Resort Puerto Vallarta and American Consular Agent, Kelly Trainor. This popular event will be held once again in the beachfront garden at the Marriott CasaMagna Resort in Marina Vallarta at 6 pm on May 17, 2015. Those who attend will not only have the opportunity to learn about some of the most important local charities and non-profit organizations, but they will enjoy food and drink served by the bay’s best restaurants and entertained by the area’s top dancing, musical and cultural groups.

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With all proceeds donated to Banderas Bay area charitable organizations who are in need of a little help, including: Biblioteca Los Mangos, Casa Hogar Orphanage, Down Syndrome Association, Puerto Vallarta Food Bank, Rehabilitation Clinic Santa Barbara, Whale Ecological and Conservation While you will enjoy the cultural and entertainment portion of the event, everyone comes to watch the cooking preentations and enjoy the extraordinary culinary feats by some of Puerto Vallarta's finest restaurants. Tickets, which include food, drinks and entertainment, cost $350 pesos in advance or $450 pesos at the door.

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Connecting Mexico and Canada: New Flight Routes

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By Dania Vargas Austryjak

he winter season is the perfect time to escape really cold temperatures and fly into warmer climates – such as those found in Mexico. Well, at least compared to the freezing temperatures in Canada. As a response to this, Aeroméxico, one of Mexico’s largest airline, and Canadian Sunwing Airlines has announced new direct routes between Canada and Mexico. “Air connections between Mexico and Canada are essential to the growing mobility of citizens between both countries,” as stated by Claudia Franco Hijuelos, Consul General of Mexico in Vancouver in an article in Business In Vancouver. Because of this, Mexican and Canadian airlines will be opening up new direct routes between these countries. Starting on December 9, Aeroméxico will launch its new non-stop flight between Mexico City to Vancouver on a daily basis, transporting 124 passengers in a Boeing 737 aircraft. "Aeromexico's decision to fly to YVR is a demonstration of our position as the gateway hub between Asia and the Americas and further highlights the speed and ease at which passen-

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O gers and cargo can travel between the two regions,” said President and CEO of the Vancouver Airport Authority, Craig Richmond in a PR Newswire. “Combined with the recent visa changes that ease entry to Canada for Mexicans, we have full confidence this route will be successful." Adding to this, Sunwing Airlines will open up a new weekly direct flight from Thunder Bay, Ontario to Cancun, Quintana Roo, starting on December 23 this year.

Thus broadening the opportunity for vacationing at a favorite destination: the Mexican Caribbean. As stated by Andrew Dawson, Chief Operating Officer of Sunwing Travel Group “Cancun and the Riviera Maya are amongst our most popular tourism destinations and have much to offer vacationers, so we are sure that this new route will be embraced.” Quoted in an article by Net News Ledger. Original: www.mexiconewsnetwork.com

Luxury Events Attended by Int’l Media

he coverage given by the national and international press that assisted the Beach Polo Tournament and the Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic garnered approximately 4 million positive impressions for the Riviera Nayarit. Taking into consideration the sum total of all the unique monthly visitors, the circulation stats and the social media followers of the specialized media invited to the Riviera Nayarit to cover these luxury events, it is calculated that the events received approximately 4 million media impressions. C Magazine, FabFitFun.com, Chalkboard Magazine, Ocean Home and Jetset Magazine were on-hand from the United States to cover the Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Tournament. Together, they offered a cumulative 800 thou-

sand impressions. In order to maximize resources, several freelance writers were also invited. Mai Pham assisted from the United States; she is published in several top outlets, which together add up to over a million impressions: ForbesTravelGuide.com, HotelChatter. com, Houstonia Magazine, Local Houston Magazine and Dallas Morning News Travel. Irene Thomas and her ample connections in both the United States and Canada was also present. Among her outlets: Calgary Herald, Chicago Tribune, Denver Post, Miami Herald, Toronto Star, Travel Age West and Sunset Magazine. Bill Nestor was there for GoGolfandTravel.com, CigarAficionado.com and The Nature Travel Network. Several jour-

nalists from Brazil were also present, representing Avianca Magazine andGolf Life. ShortList.com from the UK and Mexico’s Grupo Editorial Televisa and Grupo Reformarounded out the list. The Beach Polo Tournament was attended by Luxury Guide México; El Universal and its “Clase” section; the social editor for Quien; Los Rostros de Jalisco; the specialty magazine Players of Life and El Diario de Pueblo. T his group represents a little less than one million impressions. Besides covering the tournament, the members of the media were treated to visits to San Pancho, Sayulita, Las Islas Marietas, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle and Nuevo Vallarta in order to expand coverage of the Riviera Nayarit’s microdestinations.

n May 15, Mexico celebrates Teacher’s Day. Appreciative parents and administration organize special dinners and events. People everywhere congratulate teachers with affection. Children bring in gifts the day before because there is no school on Teacher’s Day. In the twenty-seven years of my life in Canada, not once do I remember anybody hosting a dinner for any teacher who was not retiring. I didn’t even know there was an official Teacher Appreciation Day in Canada until right this minute, when I Googled it and it came up on Wikipedia. It’s on October 5. Beside the date, you will find the following details listed for Canada’s Teacher’s Day celebrations: (nothing). Dear Canada, you are all very polite, your maple syrup is superb, but you need to step up your Teacher Appreciation game. Call Mexico for tips. But truly, teachers are not in it for the glory. This is especially true for preschool teachers. If you need constant reassurance that you are doing well in your work, I don’t recommend choosing a job where people do not even remember your name in five years. If they DO remember you, it’s because they had some kind of bathroom issue in kindergarten and your face brings back embarrassing memories. I was thanked in a middle school valedictorian speech once. For months all I did was try to come up with new ways to insert this fact into conversation: “I like milk too! Hey, do you know what ELSE I like? Graduation ceremonies! Speaking of which…” Teachers are also not in it for the fat paycheck. If that’s what you think, then congratulations! You are thirteen years old and you just started your first paper route. Neither are teachers are in it for the long vacations. Refer to the previous paragraph and understand that teachers often pick up extra work (oh to be thirteen again!) on

those luxurious vacations to supplement their income. Then they try to squeeze in some preparation for the new school year as well as some professional development courses. Being the #1 Teacher! (all those gift mugs and wooden wall plaques don’t lie) is actually a lot of work. I am about to sound as cheesy as every Hollywood version of a teacher since To Sir With Love. Nonetheless, I believe it to be true: the career of an educator is less one of choice, and more one of lifelong inspiration. I was inspired by my Grade one teacher, whose her hair smelled like flowers. She gave me a solo in the spring concert even though I was so painfully shy I whispered my answers to my shoes. Somehow she knew that I’d find my voice on that stage. I was inspired by my sixth grade English teacher, who taught me that writers could use words like Van Gogh used paint (while keeping both ears intact). I was inspired by my high school geography teacher who spent so many years changing lives on a bus to the Rocky Mountains. Not only did I find out what feeds a natural hot spring, but I discovered the courage to climb a mountain. I was inspired by my father, a beloved elementary school principal whose retirement party involved well over 300 parents, students and staff and not one dry eye. I was inspired by a school director with kind, laughing eyes who I met at an international job fair fifteen years ago. He had the face of someone who had spent his career loving his work and his students. It was my very good fortune that he wanted to help me do the same at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am inspired every day by students who see the ordinary and find it extraordinary. I am inspired by children who take risks and ask questions. I am inspired by the children who find risks to be terrifying and need my hand to hold. And then who slowly, one inspiration at a time, let me go.

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Presa Cajon de Peñas – Road tripping south to Tomatlan By Madeline Milne

wo hours south of Puerto Vallarta is the municipality of Tomatlan which is the largest in Jalisco. Here you will find the exclusive Costa Alegre coastline with its selection of some of the best hotels, resorts and estates in Mexico including my all-time favourite resort, Hotelito Descondido. I was invited to tour the area by the local tourism office. They want to attract more foreigners to come visit. Much of the area has rugged coastline with limited access, or across the highway, huge orchards of banana and mango intersected with canals and rivers. It’s idyllic to be sure. Once I heard about the dam my interest was piqued. About 40 years ago a 75 km stretch of valley was flooded and a new landscape was created. Just past the town of Cajon de Peñas you can drive over the floodgates (?) of the dam. Interestingly, there was no one guarding it but there were streetlights every few meters along the road. This weekend we hopped in our little white car, a rental from National at an affordable $60usd/ day including 100% no questions asked coverage, which if you’re driving the back roads of Mexico, is always a good idea. Especially since just past El Tuito the highway is under repair and parts of it were tricky to maneuver. If you go anytime soon, drive with caution, there are a couple bumps that will blow your tires. At the 130km marker there is a left turn heading to la presa (the dam) and the small pueblito of Cajon de Peñas. If you come upon an Oxxo/Pemex or the sign to turn for the town of Tomatlan you’ve gone about 5kms too far. Following the road 18km straight back into the mountains you will find well marked signs for the dam and a slight right hand turn just past the Rancho Andrea Bass Fishing Eco-Resort will open up the lake in front of you. It is surreal in its stillness. Dotted with tiny islands, it looks almost like an Japanese water colour. A few minutes later you’ll being in the bustling metropolis of Cajon de Peñas, a ranchito of about fifty homes. The local school has a total of nineteen children. Located on the banks of the lake, there are a few restaurants

serving the fresh catch of the day, generally Tilapia, Langostino and shrimp. There are two grocery stores and a couple places with cabins for rent. We stayed at Rincon de Cieba in the centre of town and well marked. The gardens are very well maintained; the eight cabins are well appointed, clean and comfortable. The service was friendly and accommodating. There is a small delicious restaurant on site offering simple Mexican food and beverages. The highlight is the spectacular Cieba tree watching over the banks of the lake. Cieba trees were revered by

the ancient Mayans and used for medicinal and spiritual purposes. Covered in thick imposing thorns, their limbs stretch into the sky and connect the thirteen levels of earth. To be forewarned, there is no cell or internet service – and you’ll be glad for the break. What was extra special about this little town were the people who make it their home. Everyone was friendly and welcoming, coming out of their homes to say hello and chat about their lives along the lake. We were invited in for drinks and to stop by again the next day for a Mother’s Day get-together. Truly one of the most humble and

welcoming places I have been in this country. The lake is spectacular. The landscapes are striking; there is ample Big Mouth Bass and Tilapia fishing to be had and apparently deer and raccoon hunting in the forests. Over 150 species of birds call this area home and (for my butterfly hunting mother) despite the dry conditions, plenty of butterflies still fluttering by. We rented a small panga for a couple hours to tour (a small portion of) the lake, stopping at a few of the islands. Our guide, Adan, is a 17 year old who had excellent local knowledge of plants and wildlife. He took us up into the forest to find a gum tree ,which when nicked with his knife oozed a white milk that quickly formed into a gum that has a slightly floral flavor that locals chew and make crafts out of. If you’ve

ever been to Talpa de Allende, you’ll recognize the little trinkets they product with this gum. There were eagles, ducks and vultures, and we also spotted a small brown fox dashing along the beach. If you are adventurous; a couple kayaks, fishing pole and a hammock would make a great overnight camping trip on one of the nearby islands. A couple islands even have palapas and small outdoor kitchens built on them. Stop at El Tuito for supplies or drive a little further along the highway to Tomatlan for a much bigger supply of goods including a camping store. If relaxation and a guaranteed dinner are more your speed Rincon de Cieba is highly recommended. With the upcoming summer heat and humidity, this would be an excellent escape for a couple days or even longer.

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Flower of the week

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Golden Shower Tree Lluvia de Oro (Spanish) Cassia fistula

olden Rain. This national tree of Thailand is a popular ornamental growing to 60 feet and flowering in the late spring when the entire tree is covered with golden yellow aromatic flowers in pendulous racemes 15 inches long. The 24 inch fruit pods contain pulp used in herbal medicine as a laxative and to treat problems of the respiratory and urinary tracts, diabetes, snake bites, tumors and cancer. A syrup of the flowers helps constipation; a decoction of the leaves is used to treat gallstones and kidney disease. Topically, the leaves are used to treat wasp stings. The bark is used as an astringent. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandraâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at Page in the Sun Bookstore, and from Sandra at the Marsol Farmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Market on Fridays. Information on her many area walks can be found at: www.escaperoutevallarta.com.

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In La Paz By Cindy Bouchard Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

Characters: Fisherman Danny Gomez

first met Danny Gomez and his wife at a dinner party when mutual clients were staying at our Inn and fishing with Danny. Since then those same guests have come back and hired Danny again. They also won a tournament with him, in San Blas, a couple of years ago; the prize was a car! Danny’s answers to what brought him to La Cruz: I moved to La Cruz de Huana-

caxtle in 1991 from Baja, California Sur, Mexico. The area is magical and I fell in love with it. Special thanks to my sister and brother-in law Raquel and Jorge (of Tacos on the Street) who brought me to live with them when I was in my teens. I met my beautiful wife, Gina, in the plaza. This October we’ll celebrate our 21st wedding anniversary. We have two grown children who are twenty and eighteen years old. I’ve called this area my home now for more than 23 years. The reason I moved here was the great fishing and I like that it’s a really

relaxed type of town. Also, I worked a lot on sport fishing boats and I had the opportunity to open my own business here in 2003. I’m proud to be helping the local economy. Gina runs the business and I fish! We have two boats; mine, Dhamar, which means lady of the sea, we built in 2003. My father in-laws, the Gabriela, we built in 2007. They both have the same twenty-seven foot center console. They are fiberglass boats called super pangas and have twin outboard motors. There are two 2 types of fishing trips that we charter: • Inshore fishing is close, ten to fifteen miles from shore. We target mostly fish of the reefs like

Making plans for May & June? Plenty going on in Riviera Nayarit ISA World SUP & Paddleboard Championship (May 10-17) The ISA World SUP & Paddleboard Championship is set to take place in Mexico for the very first time in 2015, and Sayulita— Mexico’s SUP Mecca and the Riviera Nayarit’s Surf Capital—is the place to be. Mexico’s SUP Team has already participated in three previous championships and is mostly comprised of padd-

lers and surfers hailing from the Riviera Nayarit.http://www.isasurf. org/events/isa-world-supand-paddleboard-championship-wsuppc/

two weeks in order to extend the region’s high season and promote its many amazing gastronomical delights.

Restaurant Week (May 15- 31) This culinary celebration is a community event where over 30 restaurants from the Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta come together to create a specially approved prix fixe menu during the entire

Riviera Nayarit Wind Festival (May 22-24) Bucerías, the Wind Capital of the Riviera Nayarit, is the ideal stage for kite surfing and other aquatic sports fueled by the ocean breeze; small wonder that approxi-

snappers, amberjacks roosterfish, jack cravell’s, etc. On this type of fishing trip we can take up to four anglers (fishermen). • The offshore trip is a full day with the target fish; dorado, sailfish, marlin, tuna and wahoo. On this type of fishing trip we can only take two anglers. This type of fishing is based on the temperature of the water between June and December. We bait the fish with death bait lures and live bait. • Then we have long-range fishing trips exclusive for giant yellow-fin tuna. Beyond the Marieta islands we go out another fifty-three to one hundred-ten miles. We use a large journeyman sixty-five foot boat with full crew; two captains, crew and

chef on board. The client who charters the boat takes the fish home. We pack the fish in ziploc bags and freeze. They can take up to fifty pounds of meat in an ice cooler on their flight. My staff includes one deckhand and a diver that cleans my boat and does the mechanics. I normally do all my own maintenance. I’m proud to give work to a crew of four locals when the season is here. My greatest fishing achievement is catching a marlin that weighed 1037 pounds! That was on June 5th, 2005. I like my town and the progress I see. What inspires me is my family and I try to help local people. I live so there never are hard feelings with others.

mately 200 national and international competitors are expected to flock to the Wind Festival. thekitezone.com/

Volkswagen Exhibition where more than 150 classic and new VW cars worthy to present at the exhibition. Location: La Cruz de Huanacaxtle

Day of the Marina (1 June) Impressive military ceremony with parades on land and by sea. Location: San Blas

Mexcaltitan Island’s Patron Saint Festivities (29 June) San Pedro and San Pablo will engage in a battle, and the winner will be that who is known as the cornerstone of the Catholic Church.

Riviera Nayarit Mountain Bike Race (13 June) Rancho Montalbeña. Litibú / Higuera Blanca, Nayarit Riviera Fest (27 – 28 June)

International Sport Fishing Tournament of San Blas (TBA) For more information contact: Francisco Buhaya: clubdepescatepic@ hotmail.com. Tel: 311 160 0675

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit By Cat Morgan

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For any questions, comments or information about tours, rentals, restaurant and entertainment please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com or Cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com Hola a todos! The weather has been hot and humid, ranging from 96-102 degrees with around 65% humidity. The evenings are perfect for a dinner out. The days are perfect for the playa. Many of the shops are closed during the heat of the day and they reopen for the late afternoon. The taco stands open as the sun goes down when the day is over and it’s time to eat. As most of the long-term folks have left for the summer, locals that worked hard during the high season are having more of a chance to relax and enjoy a reprieve from the busy season. It’s feeling like a good time for an Alta Vista Petroglyph tour! They are amazing and one of my favorite jungle hikes. Who wants to go? Get out for some fun to the places that are remaining open for the summer. Help support them through the slow season. Fun still abounds around town in La Cruz and Bucerias and around the Banderas Bay and the Riviera Nayarit. In Bucerias Breakers Beach Bar open

Friday, Sat and Sunday with Marty Lynch (please excuse the incorrect name from last week’s article, Mike Lynch, which is his brother!). Marty Lynch shows off his talent with “One Night Stand” every Sunday at Breakers. It’s an Open Mic event, so bring your guitars and amps along! Sing a song or two! Enjoy the new menu and lots of cocktail specials. Last Sunday was a fun time! Mark’s Bar and Grill is also open all year around. Enjoy the lovely ambiance at Mark’s. They are participating in “Restaurant Week”. This is a small sample of Surf and Turf. Mark’s is offering a Special menu with a Special price! From May 15th –May 31st. Their summertime hours are from 5pm -10pm. Esquina 22 Bar and Lounge is open every evening except Sundays. I enjoyed a big juicy burger the other evening with friends up on the deck. There was a nice breeze and a cool view. Los Arroyos Verdes pool is open to the public and also available for private parties. They are having kids swimming lessons this summer, as well as the Waldorf Summer School for the kids. There is also a new restaurant that will be opening this next season called “JAX”, located across from YoYo’s. It will have a ‘retro’ design with items on the menu that are new to me and the area! I have promised

not to divulge their menu secrets yet, but it sounds amazingly fresh, new, delicious and FUN! The new owners Jeff and Sherry Smith from Edmonton say they will be open for the up-coming season this October. Chica Locca! If you’re ready to get out on the beautiful Banderas Bay, why not give yourself a break and take a trip on the Chica Locca?! This party boat is an all inclusive day on the bay that includes: Continental breakfast, lunch and all you can drink all day long. The toys on the Chica Locca are so much fun! Try paddle boarding, kayaking, snorkeling at the Marietta Islands, or get pulled behind the boat on a big floaty. They also have slides on the boat with a 10 foot drop to the water! The top deck gives the best of views. The entire boat has lovely pads and pillows everywhere, and the staff is excellent! Learn about the Blue Footed Boobie birds and other ocean wildlife, and how the caves were formed at the islands. For more information or to book with the locals discount send me an email at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun. com . Their summer specials start around mid June / July. On vacation? This will be the BEST day of your vacation! In La Cruz de Huanacaxtle… LaCruzers Swim Club is going on every Tuesday and Thursday at 10 AM. Meet next to the La Cruz Marina on Manzanilla Beach. Gloria’s Place new summer hours are Friday and Saturday from 10-3pm…perfect for summer with 100% cotton gauze clothing and fabulous jewelry designs by Gloria. Pub Britannia is also still open for us loco locals every Monday for game night; doors open at 7.30, and Tuesday for Open Mic Night. Come and Jam with Mike Curlette and The Turn or just enjoy the music and dance on the spacious outdoor patio. Doors open at 7pm. I love their Sheppard’s Pie, and they have great burgers and other good pub grub! They are located in the only big white castle with knights in armor around. Take a left at the only light in La Cruz; left at the round-

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a-bout (glorieta) and down a few blocks on the left. Las Palapas Grill, located in La Cruz is a great beachfront restaurant with excellent food choices and drinks that will please your palate and quench your thirst. Las Palapas Grill also has fresh fish of the day. Last week I ordered the fresh Red Snapper…sooo good! Check out their page on http://www.alllacruz. com under Eat. Mike is leading a FREE Tai Chi class. It’s a small group that meets on Saturday mornings at 9:30 in the town plaza. There is a lot of stretching and practice of Chi Gung. Mike has been practicing for over 30 years of Yang, Wo, Chen along with Bagua and Hsingi. Mike stated, “My teacher, an old Chinese Medical doctor, asked me before I left to continue the knowledge. It is very informal and a good way to get a little physical exercise, not to mention how much it will help your mental tranquility. Wear some comfortable clothing, bring some water and wear flat sole shoes. The class is free. You only need to bring a good attitude and be prepared to enjoy yourself. Bring a friend; you will have an enjoyable morning”. GET FIT with Beverly Kolasz is back at the La Cruz Marina VIP Lounge. Enjoy the air-conditioned VIP room at the La Cruz Marina. Strength Training Resistance

Classes every Monday and Friday from 9-10 am. Let's make this a fit fun summer with a Summer Promo! You can find out more online here. http://www.alllacruz.com/business/ la-cruz-fitness-get-fit-strength-training . Nahui Beach Restaurant also has their doors open seven days a week for your beach enjoyment. Relax on a lounger and have some lunch on the playa. They are located left of the Destiladeras beach just outside of La Cruz. Great parking or cheap bus fare! Enjoy their private cove and service. Thanks so much for tuning in this week. Relax and enjoy the slower pace in life around the bay. If you have any questions, comments or are looking for a rental, tour or fishing, drop me a line at Cat@ RivieraNayaritFun.com Enjoy Life!

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12 Unity and Vallarta Pride: Interview with Carmen Porras by Alex Gómez Writing is what I do best. It’s usually creative writing that I enjoy most, but since my return to Vallarta I’ve been writing mostly non-fiction. You might remember me—four years ago I wrote for The Vallarta Tribune. As a part of the Puerto Vallarta Writer’s Group my story A Distant Drum won In & Out Magazine’s Short Story competition in English. After I began to write articles for the Tribune, past editor Heather Wilson started to call me an award-winning writer. I was simultaneously pleased and embarrassed. Even though my writing has never made me rich, I have gradually come to accept that is not what my gift is for. It’s for sharing.

armen and I have known each other for almost twelve years now. I interviewed her once before—on her marriage to another woman in Mexico City and her proprietorship of one of Puerto Vallarta’s most successful restaurants: El Arrayan (a fruit with a name that doesn’t translate into English but makes for a delicious juice), which serves food that can be enjoyed universally but will only be understood in its original context: a Mexico from days gone by. How is it that Carmen came to be on the Vallarta Pride committee? She volunteered after waiting for a year to see it become a truly successful venture and at a time when her wife Claudia could manage the restaurant on her own. The theme for this year’s Vallarta Pride is Unity and things between these women might be unified... but between gays and lesbians and everyone else, that remains to be seen. While at university in Canada I was elected as the liaison for its gay group G.L.O.B.E. - many within the group as well as many outside of it, parodied as standing for “Gay, Lesbian and Oh! Bisexual Equality.” IUltimately I successfully proposed this solution: that we take on a more inclusive name— by means of a word with a history of being used against us, word that had been re-appropriated by

contemporary theorists, writers and students: QUEER. Lest there be doubts about my level of understanding of the Spanish language, I am still hoping to come across an appropriate translation of the word ‘queer’. The closest I’ve come is raro, (strange) which doesn’t even come close. As for historical Spanish translations of the word ‘queer’, I am happily ignorant of them—except for the word maricon, which I heard even before I knew it applied to me, and is patently masculine. Gender is also a problem in translating the word ‘queer’ into Spanish: it has none. Carmen told me that as far as inclusion is concerned, things within the organizing committee are balanced. One of the main attractions of this year’s Vallarta Pride is the Big Boo’s Birthday Bash with Lea Delaria, which is being billed for women only, and one must buy a ticket to attend. When asked why a women-only event, Carmen replied, “We have to have something for the girls.” As for the Andrew Christian underwear show at Mantamar Beach Club, everyone should visit Mantamar. It is spectacular and the male models don’t hurt either. It seems that all of us-- regardless of sexual orientation--need to begin taking people who are economically disadvantaged into account-- at least when we begin

the planning of our public festivities. In the meantime, we should appreciate and support the hard work and effort that has been put into Vallarta Pride; the purpose of which is not only to entertain but also to educate us and in accordance with its theme—to bring us all closer together. For more information on these events and other during the weeklong Pride visit vallartapride.com

International March against Homophobia Sunday May/17/2015 | 6:00 pm 8:00 pm @ Sheraton Buganvilias. Time: 6:00PM Date: Sunday, May 17th, 2015 Meeting Point: Sheraton Buganvilias

UNITY Art Exhibition

Monday May/18/2015 | 11:00 am 8:00 pm @ Galeria Omar Alonso. Time: 11:00AM – 8:00PM Date: Exhibition May 18 – June 18. Location: Galería Omar Alonso

Sunset Commitment Ceremony Wednesday May/20/2015 | 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm @ Casa Cupula. Date: Wednesday, May 20, 2015 Time: 6:00PM Venue: Taste Restaurant at Casa Cupula Drag Derby and Opening Party Thursday May/21/2015 | 4:00 pm 11:00 pm @ . Time: 5:00PM – 11:00PM Date: Thursday, May 21, 2015 Venue: The Swedes Bar & Bistro Fundraiser for: - S.E.T.A.C. - Amapas Neighborhood Association

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... CASH

his little guy is one of those cute “unique” breeds we run across occasionally. Cash is around two and a half years old and a sweet Corgi-Beagle mix. He has this delightful habit of expressing his joy when being snuggled…it’s a cross between a purr and a deep grumble! A bit shy

upon meeting, once he warms up he is very affectionate and playful. Cash is also good with other dogs as long as they aren’t too aggressive. He has been neutered, dewormed and is current on all his vaccinations. Contact us to adopt Cash at spcapv@gmail.com.

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Directions! Terry Connell Terry Connell is a licensed acupuncturist and yoga teacher practicing in Old Town, Vallarta (www.eastmeetseast.net). In his spare time he walks his dog and reads and writes. His first book, “Slaves to the Rhythm” was a Cowley Literary Award Finalist (www.terryconnell.net).

rlando is a friend of a friend. We live near each other and were invited to the same party out in the suburbs, so I called to ask if I could catch a ride with him. He, quite nicely, said he’d be glad to pick me up and we coordinated our plans for the next day’s trip. The next morning, I was waiting for Orlando in in front of my building when this beautiful, sleek, new BMW pulled into the driveway, I thought, “It must be nice...” wondering what it was like to own a car like that. Then I saw Orlando waving to me from the driver’s seat and my next thought was, “Go ahead Orlando!” It wasn’t his car, though. With an hour drive ahead of us, he borrowed his friend’s car – very nice car. “It’s brand new, not even two weeks old! Much better than sitting in the back of my 10 year old pick-up, don’t you think?” I liked Orlando’s friends. But the smiles quickly faded as we got on the road. “Everything is voice-activated,” Orlando said in a tone that rested somewhere between a whine and confusion. “I’m having a little trouble,” he confessed. For the next hour, I sat in hand-made leather comfort; watching and listening as Orlando repeatedly shouted various commands in his thick Latin accent at an unresponsive steering wheel. “Directions!” “GPS!” “Computer On!” he commanded but got nothing in response, regardless of the tone, and volume used. When I suggested that Orlando’s accent

made it difficult for the computer to understand what he was asking, I unknowingly offered up my best white voice to the effort. There were a few exciting moments when “Map!” brought up a different screen on the dashboard. Sadly, any further commands were like piss in the wind. After a few minutes of tense silence, and me trying not to laugh, Orlando made several scattered, frustrated attempts at the different buttons on the dash and steering wheel. He startled us both when the wipers went on – though if it was the result of a Spanish laced command, or a button frantically pushed was anyone’s guess. Getting the wipers to turn off was a different challenge altogether. There was a small victory when we figured out how to turn the radio on, but then, we couldn’t change the station. For the record, shouting “Radio!” “Music!” and “Volume!” over and over do nothing but make you look more foolish. It was either silence or a station playing bass-heavy, angry rap. For all the advanced technology this car had to offer, what we needed were some good, old-fashioned “Directions.” A quick P.S. Getting the car into reverse a few hours later for the return trip was another five minutes of trial and error. I bit my tongue, and waited in the passenger seat while Orlando shouted at the still unresponsive dashboard and a crowd of friends stood around watching.

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Vallarta’s South Shore By Madeline Milne

hile so much of the activity is focused on Puerto Vallarta proper, there are some truly tropical experiences to be had south of the city. The mountains come down to meet the ocean and with this we have a number of excellent rivers, valleys, beaches and towns to explore. In the coming weeks we will feature a number of the activities and destinations you can enjoy on Vallarta’s South Shore this summer. The Puerto Vallarta South Shore begins where Conchas Chinas ends, and from there runs along the coast passing the residential developments of Garza Blanca and Sierra del Mar, through the town of Mismaloya to Boca de Tomatlan, where the highway turns east and heads up into the Sierra Madre mountains towards the town of El Tuito. Although the highway ends, the border of the South Shore continues along the coastline, but without road access it can be interesting to access. There are

many towns and secluded beaches that are boat access only. You can grab a water taxi from the pier off Los Muertos beach or there are a number of tour companies that will bring you where you want to go!

South Shores Beaches

• Playa Mismaloya - at the mouth of the Mismaloya River. The beach was featured in several scenes from Night of the Iguana and the main set was located on hillside to the South of the beach. The beach is developed with a number of restaurants. • Playa Las Animas –An excellent beach to hike to from Boca de Tomatlan this narrow white sand beach is developed with several restaurants. A panga from Boca costs about $40 pesos • Playa Las Caletas - Once the private beach of film director John Huston, today it is a wildlife preserve. There is a living natural reef close to the shore which attracts snorkelers. • Playa Quimixto - a somewhat rocky and secluded beach which is settled by a small village of about a hundred families. Hire a horse and

guide in the town for a tour through the small river valley to a series of waterfalls. Particularly impressive in rainy season. • Yelapa - once a small fishing village and a popular "hideaway" for gringos, electricity, telephones and the internet have arrived. There are a couple of excellent hotels, great restaurants and waterfalls to hike to. Need to recover from a little too much sun? Take the day and try an ‘off the beach’ activity.

TEQUILA TOUR

When in Jalisco…. Tequila and mariachi are musts. Tequila, like Champagne must meet certain criteria to be called Tequila, but that doesn’t mean that other products are not equal or superior in flavour. What is important to remember is that 100% agave is the key to quality. Learning a bit more about the production of this national treasure and how to truly taste a ‘tequila’ is a wonderful way to learn more about the culture of this country you are visiting. One of the best reviewed distilleries around Puerto Vallarta is the Rancho Verano and their Don

The south shore of Vallarta is popular for Canopy tours and they are a great way to get into the jungle and see something a little

different. They are not for the faint of heart but if you are feeling a little nervous, maybe a shot of the Don Chendo you just picked up will sooth your nerves. The newest canopy tour, Paradise Adventure Park / Canopy Indio has more than 10,000 feet of lines spread out over 10 lines, some up to half a mile long and nearly 700 feet from the beautiful jungle canopy below. The facilities are in excellent shape, the restaurant serves great typical Mexican food and the margaritas are very popular. “The guides were super friendly and the scenery was beautiful. The zip lines built up from short and slow to fast and long. The longest one was over 2000 feet. The guides let us go and caught us every time and made us feel real safe.” TripAdvisor, April 2013

mango, papaya, pineapple, pear, guava, strawberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, lime, apple, banana, coconut, passionfruit, starfruit, tamarind, orange, tangerine, coconut and guayaba. Carmen Miranda's hat is plenty packed. Banderas Bay is one of the world’s largest bays, measuring 26 miles from east to west and 20 miles from north to south. The bay starts to the North in Punta Mita which is also the end of the Sierra de Vallejo mountains and, to the south, ends in Cabo Corrientes, part of the foothills of the Sierra del Cuale mountain range. Logically, Puerto Vallarta teems with fresh

fish and seafood. Often found are: tilapia, huachinango [red snapper], dorado [mahi mahi], sea bass, eel, marlin, oyster, clam, mussel, trout, salmon, octopus, crab, lobster, langostino [crayfish], halibut, squid, scallop, tuna and shrimp. Whether eaten raw, grilled, broiled, baked, smoked or sauced with anything from a creamy cilantro to ajillo garlic chile, the freshest fish available is a treat to the taste buds. There is no need to subsist on "United States-style" hamburgers and pizza. When visiting Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, relax and explore the vast surprising treats right here at your fingertips.

Chendo products. Rancho Verano is a small distillery just outside of Puerto Vallarta in Las Juntas y Los Veranos. The Don Chendo products are 100% Agave and produced similar to Tequila, but they are only allowed to call their product "Destilado de Agave". This very popular spirit offers tours to showcase production. “This is some of the smoothest tequila I've ever tasted. We stopped by the distillery and took the tour, which involved a lesson on how to judge tequila, and a taste of about five different kinds. It is well worth the trip.” Review posted on Tequila.net

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Dining in Puerto Vallarta By Gary R. Beck

ost travelers explore the region's offerings for dining experiences in various cuisines. Puerto Vallarta has slowly risen to the top in culinary opportunities throughout Mexico. Many surveys rank the Bahía de Banderas area second only to the capital city, passing Guadalajara. Here we are blessed with an array of cultures and cuisines ranging from traditional Mexican to gourmet Mexican, Spanish to Italian, Japanese to Indian, South American to German, Austrian and Swiss. That is only the beginning. Prices range from budget like taco stands, street vendors and small cafés to reasonable and moderate, found much lower in price than comparable cities throughout the world. Expensive restaurants in the Puerto Vallarta area offer much more than food; rather an entire evening experience: many places glowing with ambiance, decorated with beautiful local art accentuated by talented performers offering fine music, resulting in a most pleasurable event at prices lower than one has been accustomed. It is not uncommon to enter

a small eatery and discover the chef/owner is from Italy and he makes his own pasta and pizza dough. Very fresh local ingredients are used in every creation, from fruits and vegetables to meats and seafood, adding a vibrant explosion of flavors and smells. All ingredients are made safe though washing in purified water. Support is extended to the Jaliscan farmers who work long hard hours under the blazing sun, producing crops as their families have done for many decades. For diners who have an interest in learning more about the cuisine of Mexico, consider branching out from the usual tacos and enchi-

ladas when visiting the myriad of places offering good home-cooked traditional food. Have you sampled gringas, sopes, volcanes, molcajete dishes, enmoladas, chilaquiles and molé? Not all chiles are hot and hotter. Poblano [as in chile relleno] and smoky chipotle [especially in a cream sauce] are ranked on the mild side, yet enhance the preparations with unique flavor. Menudo and pozole are two popular creations enjoyed by the locals and daring gringos. In addition to hundreds of locally grown vegetables, observe the fruits available for snacks, garnishes, salads, smoothies and desserts:

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120.wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@ hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322)

223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 20+ girls rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.corazondenina.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association

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of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 Proyecto Pitillal, Busca un Amigo, A. C. - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-0976. Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com

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Random Thoughts from the Tribune sports Desks By Joel Hansen

I have had Tom Brady’s balls on my mind all week

t is fairly well know that I am an admirer of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick even though they beat my Eagles back in Super Bowl XXXIX. I think Brady is one of the two best quarterbacks to ever play the game (Montana is the other of course). Even though I think Brady is a good looking guy and seems pretty cool but truthfully I don’t really want to think about his balls or Deflate-Gate. (Also, I am so sick and tired of every single scandal in sports or politics being called Something-Gate.) It is so much hype over nothing. But because we live in the era of social media, 24hr sports channels and 24hr news cycles it has turned into a massive story. Back In the old days it was called Gamesmanship. It would have made for a great story on NFL films or a 30 for 30 documentary, sneaking into the ball room to squeeze some air out of the ball on game day, It would have become folklore in a few years. Letting air out, is no different than a pitcher scuffing the ball, a lineman coating his jersey with cooking oil to make it slick or an illegal curve on a hockey stick. But because it's Brady and the Patriots, who were caught before for really cheating, you remember Spy-Gate (eyeroll) it makes the PSI of a football front page news. becuase its handsome Tom married to Gisele, It jumps from the realm of sports talk radio to Good

Morning America or is discussed on the View. Talk to most football players and they don’t care and in reality a few PSI makes very little difference, it’s a comfort thing. And for Brady, he likes the ball a little softer, Aaron Rodgers on the other hand, apparently likes his football a little over inflated. Whatever. But truth is that Deflate-Gate is good for the NFL. You see the longer people talk about Tom’s balls the less they talk about Ray Rice and Greg Hardy and Adrian Peterson and all the other women and and child beating crappy human beings in the NFL. It is all distraction, smoke and mirrors. The NFL, although they came down hard on the Patriots know this isn’t a real issue, but the NFL always protects the shield, and the longer you focus on Tom’s balls the less likely you are to realize that the Seattle Seahawks just drafted a guy named Frank Clark (and signed him to a multi-million dollar contract) This piece of work has been accused of the almost exact same type of domestic assault as Ray Rice, he knocked his girlfriend out in a hotelroom and admitted hitting her to security guards. Yet there he is, drafted with the Seahawks first pick in the draft and none of the girls on the View have mentioned it once, however Tom and his flat balls? You bet they have.

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