Issue 1133, December 20 - 26, 2018 by Vallarta Tribune

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t the Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus. Current fare is 10.00 pesos. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind. Drivers typically do not carry change.

UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is about 25-50% cheaper than a taxi, but this is subject to change. The benefits of using Uber are set fares and the ability to follow up directly with your driver if there is an incident or you leave an item behind. MONEY EXCHANGE: Typically a bank will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (Caja de Cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality

of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you too. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@ gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexico is a tolerant culture, basic politeness is appreciated. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings. Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip). And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 12,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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CALLING IN MEXICO Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065

IMMIGRATION: 322.224.7719 CONSUMER PROTECTION: 01.800.468.8722

FIRE DEPARTMENT: 322.223.9476 AMBULANCE: 322.222.1533

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In the month of December Puerto Vallarta & Riviera Nayarit welcomes 47,915 passengers! Bienvenido!

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Feliz Navidad – Merry Christmas – Happy Holidays!

eliz Navidad a todos! When you’re celebrating Christmas far from home, and the traditions are different it can feel a little off. I suppose with climate change many of us no longer celebrate a white Christmas but there is something about walking around in a bathing suit on December 25th that makes the holiday seem less about

the commercialism and more about enjoying friends and family. I remember one of my first Christmases in Mexico, we were in Sayulita for a family holiday so rather than splurging on all the excess we usually enjoyed, we kept it simple. Decorating a plant in the house and wrapping small gifts bought in the town. But despite her instance that we don’t buy any gifts over $10, come Christmas morning my mother the absolute ‘Queen of Christmas’ managed to buy and decorate a Christmas tree, pull out dozens of gifts she’d brought with her and others she’d bought on the sly. She just couldn’t help herself. Luckily for those in my life, I suffer the same affliction as my mother, and you’ll likely find me at 10pm on Christmas Eve buying packs of pinguinos and air fresheners at the corner Oxxo, just so you know I love you just that much more. This year I am, for the first time in my 43 years, alone for Christmas. No kid. No husband. No mother. No family. But as happens to so many of us who call Mexico home, your friends become your family and this year I have multiple invitations for many posadas and dinners. I’m

already planning my route and have laid out my elastic waist pants! If you haven’t attended a traditional posada, the children of Corazon de Nina are opening their home and inviting you to join them for their posada on December 21. For 500 pesos you’ll enjoy traditional Mexican Christmas buffet, ponche, carols, games and more festivities. You can find all the details on the calendar of events page in this week’s Tribune. On Saturday, head to the ‘lighthouse’ on the Malecon with your furry friends for photos with Santa. A 250 pesos donation goes to the Acopio (City Animal Shelter), and you have some adorable photos to post on Facebook and Instagram. If the Christmas holidays aren’t your thing – well, how about trying a new restaurant? Ajo Negro (Calle Francia 425, Open 8am - midnight) recently opened their doors in Versalles, and it’s a gourmet Mexican menu with impeccable presentation, the main dishes were perfect, and the desserts were even better. It’s an elegant space, perfect for enjoying the generous 80 peso pours of the house vino tinto. Or take to the waters on a moonlight SUP through Los Arcos with the guys from Paddle Zone Mismaloya. I haven’t done it – mostly because I’m terrible at paddle boarding – but I hear it is a transcendent experience, complete with turtles, humpback whales, and phosphorescents. Details in the events page. A quick shout out to Bruce Howells, who writes our bi-weekly column – Busing the Bay; he has stepped up to manage the Live Music calendar. He’s a local expert when it comes to where the best music can be found around the bay and has shared all his wisdom with us. Muchas Gracias Bruce! One last weekend for shopping at the local markets and shops for those gifts you just need to buy. Please continue to support local. I wish a bright and sunny Christmas to all. May Santa find your stocking and fill it full. Merry Christmas. Madeline

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Tuesday’s Malecon Tours on Hold for Christmas and New Years

hristmas and New Year’s both fall on Tuesdays this holiday season, so the popular Free Malecon Sculpture Tours led by Galeria Pacifico`s owner, Gary Thompson, at 9:30 on Tuesday mornings will be canceled on December 25 and January 1. However, these tours in their thirteenth season will continue on Tuesday, January 9, and will occur weekly through April 16. They start at the Millennium sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon and begin with an explanation of that sculpture by its creator, Mathis Lidice. The one and a half hour tours then head south along the Malecon and end at Galeria Pacifico, just 100 feet up from the chair and bench sculptures by Alejandro Colunga. The Free Sunset Malecon Sculpture Tours are also sponsored by Pacifico and led by Thompson

and will occur as scheduled at 6:30 on Thursday evenings, December 27 and January 3. T his is the second season of this tour, which starts at Galeria Pacifico`s second floor location at 174 Aldama, and continues south to Lazaro Cardenas Park and the adjacent Demetro Galeria. Here the sculptor Jim Demetro talks about his three sculptures passed on route as well as two others nearby. Both of these free tours accept volunteer donations in support of our local nonprofit library and cultural center, Biblioteca Los Mangos. This vital institution unfortunately receives no Federal or State funding and only minimal and irregular support from the city. It survives on donations, and a representative is present at the end of the tours to explain their activities and accept support.

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AMLO announces new integrated health system; Seguro Popular to be replaced

anagement of health care services will be transferred from states to federal government President López Obrador has announced a new integrated federal health system that will incorporate all of Mexico’s states within two years. The first states to be included will be Guerrero, Oaxaca, Chiapas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Yucatán, Quintana Roo and Campeche. The president said the public health system as it is currently orga-

nized, with federal and state authorities offering separate services, is not working and that his plan will fix it. “The agreement means that the states will transfer [management] of their health care services to the federal government, which will be in charge of the whole health system,” López Obrador said. Health funding currently allocated to state governments will instead be used by the federal government, he added, explaining that a constitutional reform would allow that to occur. The president, who has promised to create a universal and free health care system such

as those in Canada and Europe, said the federal government has a budget of 90 billion pesos (US $4.5 billion) to create the system and that 25 billion additional pesos will be allocated to implementing it in the first eight states. López Obrador also said that the Seguro Popular health care program – which offers free health care services to people with no other insurance – will be replaced by a new scheme. “It’s obvious that it hasn’t worked, it’s not insurance and it’s not popular. It’s going to be replaced by a public health system that guarantees quality medical care and free medication,” he said.

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Festival Vallarte is library Los Mangos evolution

ou could imagine that a library has no future other than being a library. But the case of Los Mangos Library in Puerto Vallarta is different. After years more than 20 years being a protagonist of the cultural life of Puerto Vallarta, Los Mangos Library presents VallArte Festival. VallArte Festival Born with the intention of gathering expressions and artistic projects under one name to enhance its visibility, redirect the eyes of those who reside in the city and position Puerto Vallarta as a modern cultural destination and with a high sense of the search for common good and development through art. Painting, Sculpture, Literature, Music, Installation, Art Object, Dance and much more will be seen in different parts of the city between January 23 and 27, 2019 in the first edition of VALLARTE FESTIVAL. Check out and share the program. Attend and be part of the evolution of a cultural organization that is alive, inclusive, proactive and inspiring for new generations. January, Wednesday the 23rd, Official opening: Alejandro Colunga author of Rotonda del Mar at the Malecon (those quirky huge chairs in a round setting…) will cut the ribbon right in the middle of the rotonda and Art Walk on, streets and galleries will be dressed as never before. If you don’t go out to the Art Walk often, make sure you do not miss this one. You will not believe it’s free! January Thursday 24th, The Annual Auction and Art Sale at Library Los Mangos will be on, will

astound you! Students of art at the University of Guadalajara will intervene the library’s classrooms. The garden will have an amazing piece of contemporary art by Davis Birks and Galeria Omar Alonso, food , beverages, art in all its form at amazing prices and the selection made for the Live Auction will delight you. This is our best event ever! Do not miss it! The library has made an incredible effort to bring together all the art patrons, gallery owners, artists and art students together, the result should be seen by everyone! Free of charge, donations accepted. Starts at 6pm. Then for Poetry and literature lovers on Friday the 25th, we will have an amazing performance by Patricia Bernal, that besides being an outstanding actress on her own, is mother to Gael Garcia Bernal. She will read modern poetry in English and Spanish. Mexico’s most famous living poet, Eduardo Langagne will read love letters of well known artists throughout time. If you should choose one event, choose this one, with these remarkable artists! Our generous patrons at The Jazz Foundation will host this event which will include music, snacks and two drinks. Cost $600 pesos Then on Saturday the 26th of January, a small, hand selected group of artists will present their pieces to a gathering of only 70 people. The best curators and auctioneers will allow for the bidding of up and coming artists,

well known ones and out of the box items. This intimate gathering is open to only the cultural shapers and art lovers of this town, they will be swept away by the talent that will be present on this night. At La Nata by La Leche. 6:00

p.m. Cost $1500 Then finally on Sunday the 27th at the Library, we will have the closing of the week with an amazing fun and inspirational children´s art work auction, music bands, food and a picnic and literary day for our entire community.

Do not miss any of it. Free of charge from 11 am to 3 pm. Visit bibliotecalosmangos.org Vallarte.mx Buy tickets at Cassandra Shaw Jewelry and at the library.

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From Here Marcia Blondin

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In Honor of

culptor Jim Demetro was honored last week by the City of Vallarta in a public thank you to the artist who has gifted us many monumental bronzes. Parque Lazaro Cardenas was packed with fellow artists, friends, and Jim and Eva’s entire family as representatives of the Cultural Department and the Mayor’s Office offered their formal thanks to the sculptor. One of Jim’s closest friends, Maestro Enrique Limon, Founder of the Xiutla dancers was on stage and recounted stories of their various trips together around Mexico. It

was watching a performance of Xiutla years ago that inspired Jim’s “Vallarta Dancers” that stand by the sea at the end of Guerrero Street. That goes back nearly 17 years when I first met the whole Demetro family. We started as neighbors then and have been friends since. When the Demetro’s are not gifting art, they give up their gallery space, right across from Parque Lazaro Cardenas, to R.I.S.E. Again this year, Demetro Galeria opened its doors to Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza to raise funds for that amazing orphanage. The

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emphasis this year is on educating the youngsters in this facility well, which means private schools and that attendant expense. The kids passed out baskets of food and kept the gallery clean and neat while well over a hundred people wandered through, looking and bidding on art, meeting up with old and new friends and enjoying the evening. I think a good portion of their budget for the year was met that night, if I can get the numbers, I’ll share them next week. So, went to Bingo on Wednesday at Nacho Daddy to support Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic. Sad to say I did not win a thing. As always, Nacho Daddy was packed, and great fun was had by all. Particularly the winners of which I was not one, dammit. Enough pouting. Enjoy the neighborhood posadas and have a Merry Christmas. Be kindest to those who have no family to be with this Holiday Season. And, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with, From Here.

Anglican Church Puerto Vallarta Formerly Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

“Celebrating conservative family values” Services Sunday 10:00 a.m. Christmas Eve and Carols 5:00p.m. Dec 24, 2018 No Christmas day service English-Traditional Holy Communion All faiths welcome-Casual Dress “Join us as we celebrate the love of Jesus Christ

in our beautiful palapa, excited for a new season” Fr. Jack continues to welcome people from all walks of life and denominations.

Venecia 290 Col. Díaz Ordaz Fluent English Spoken Porcelain veneers, crowns and bridges. Dental implants, Dentures Go to www.pvsmile.com.mx for address and directions

Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Father Jack Wehrs/Lay-minister Fer Sandoval e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 229 1129

Web site: www.anglicanchurchpuertovallarta.org Complimentary parking at Sixt Rental Car

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Movement as Medicine By Via Anderson

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Via Anderson, E-RYT 500, is a yoga and movement coach and teaches a weekly Intelligent Movement Forever class on Thursday at 1 pm at Yoga Vallarta. She also teaches online and in private sessions at her studio. This 76-year-old grandmother practices what she preaches and teaches. She is the author of “How to Move Out of Pain: A Compendium of Intelligent Movement,” to be released in 2019.

My Gift to You: the Healing Power of the Vagus Nerve

n this week’s column, I am going to give you an amazing gift that will help you de-stress during the holiday season. And throughout the New Year. This one simple move will reset the vagus nerve. A gift to yourself that will bring you a immediate sense of peace and calm. The gift is cumulative. The more you practice, the more you can maintain and return to your calm. Resetting the vagus nerve activates the Parasympathetic Nervous System (PNS). Optimizing the PNS brings out the best in you. Like magic. And there’s more good news. A variety of different health issues are partly caused by vagus nerve dysfunction. And improve when we create tone in the vagus nerve. Let me slow down, back up, and tell you more about the PNS and the vagus nerve, the bright and shining stars of this story. Together, the PNS and the Sympathetic Nervous System (SNS) automate your nervous system. Your sense of calm or your lack of it depends on whether you are hanging out in the PNS or the SNS. When the PNS is dominant, you feel relaxed and calm. When the SNS

is dominant, you are in “fight or flight” mode. SNS dominance is helpful in an emergency. But after the emergency, not so much. And excess stress feeds many of our chronic degenerative diseases. Guess where we spend most of our time? We are a workaholic, over-doing, stressed-out culture. We reward Type-A behavior and multitasking. Even when we retire or semi-retire in Puerto Vallarta! This is where the vagus nerve comes in. The heroine of this story. A story with a very happy ending. Keep reading. Let’s get acquainted with the vagus nerve, the longest nerve in your body. It begins at the medulla, part of your brainstem. It travels down your throat along your esophagus. It passes near your lungs and heart. Finally, it innervates your digestive system. The vagus nerve is the key to activating the PNS and overriding the SNS. It can be a giant stress-reducer. Resetting the vagus nerve speeds up your body’s natural healing process. It resets your immune system. It helps you fight depression. It can improve your memory and lower your blood pressure. It can slow down degeneration and speed up

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your body’s natural healing process. Resetting the vagus nerve also enhances what Stanley Rosenberg calls “social engagement.” Rosenberg wrote “Accessing the Healing Power of the Vagus Nerve.” He believes that when we feel safe - not threatened or in danger - we are more able to interact with others. A topic for another time, but worth mentioning here. The vagus nerve reset I am going to share here, is Rosenberg’s basic exercise. Rosenberg’s book is chockfull of other moves and information about the vagus nerve. Including strategies for addressing COPD, neck and shoulder tension, migraines, posture, autism. You may want to check it out. Here’s the Vagus Nerve Reset move, my holiday gift to you. You can reset your vagus nerve before you get out of bed in the morning. And as often as you want during the day. It just takes a few minutes. Reset is immediate. The effects are cumulative. After you become familiar with the move, you can do it sitting on a chair, standing, or lying on your back. Vagus Nerve Reset 1. Start lying on your back (supine) with a stack of wash clothes under your head as needed. Interlace the fingers of one hand with the fingers of the other. 2. Place your hands behind your head. Feel your hands pressing into your head and your head pressing into your hands. 3. If you have a stiff shoulder and cannot bring both hands behind your head, bring one hand behind your head. Place it in the middle of the back of your head. 4. Keep your head in place. Shift your eyes to the right without turning your head. 5. Wait 30-60 seconds for a swallow, yawn, sigh, or gulp. This is a signed that your autonomic nervous system has relaxed. The parasympathetic nervous system is now active. If this doesn’t happen the first time. Keep trying. It will come. 6. Bring your eyes back to center. Repeat by shifting your eyes to the left. 7. Note: Moving the eyes moves the suboccipital muscles at the base of the skull. This resets the vagus nerve. Summing up: Learning to regulate the vagus nerve can help us de-stress. And address many chronic degenerative diseases. To get started, try this basic move before you get out of bed. And as needed. Keep a journal of your experience. The calming effect and other benefits are cumulative. [Medical disclaimer: This article is for education and information only. It is not a substitute for a doctor’s opinion.]

Creative hands of Mexico Leigh Thelmadatter

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Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Handcrafts and the president

n Mexico, unless you live in a cave, you know that Mexico’s new president Andrés Manuel López Obrador (colloquially called AMLO) was inaugurated on December 1 of this year. Now this is not a political column, but handcrafts made their way into this event. AMLO is one of only three president to ask for and receive the “staff of command” (bastón de mando) from Mexico’s indigenous communities. The idea behind the staff and the ceremony is to remind the government and the rest of Mexico’s population of its indigenous peoples, which are often marginalized. The staff was hand carved of cedar in Tlaxcala, and is adorned with ribbons of various colors symbolizing the cosmology of Mexico’s 68 recognized indigenous ethnicities. Behind the stage, there were meters-tall panels in various colors and patterns. These were also made in Tlaxcala, by artisans in Huamantla which is known for the making of temporary “carpets” of sawdust, flower petals and other organic matter for processions. These panels were made by arranging dried corn husks that were first colored with aniline dyes.

The artisans worked 16-18 hour shifts for 22 days to make the 72 panels measuring 360 m2. The task required over 750 bundles of husks. This “vertical carpet” is the first of its kind and of this size, but it certainly will not be the last. The impression the panels made, along with the significance of the ceremony almost guarantees that panels like this will be created in the future. Inaugurations are all about symbolism, representing what the incoming elected official has promised for the coming term. I’m cynical by nature, but I cannot help but hope a little that this very prominent display of handcrafted talent will translate into something good for Mexico’s artisans, especially the indigenous ones.

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Que Paso at UDG CUC Michael Nolan

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Michael Nolen is the host of ‘The Good Morning Wake Up Show,’ which is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the CUC campus in Puerto Vallarta. Every Saturday at 9 AM

What’s happening at the University of Guadalajara in Puerto Vallarta

his past Monday the Consul General from the United States Consulate in Guadalajara, Robin Matthewman, and Rachel Schofer, the American Citizen Services Chief visited the campus for meeting with President Dr. Marco Antonio Cortés Guardado. During the meeting, general topics of the University were discussed, such as educational programs offered, the student and academic community, as well as specific projects of the University,

such as the International Forum of Sculptors, the International Film Festival and the recently opened film library, among other topics. After the meeting they were taken on a tour of the campus including the esplanade of the Dr. Juan Luis Cifuentes Lemus auditorium, where they viewed the sculptures from the past International Forum of Sculptors. After the tour, I had the opportunity to interview them at the campus radio station for my “Good

Morning Wake Up Show”. The interview will be aired this coming Saturday morning at 9am. To listen to the interview tune in to 104.3 FM or web link h tt p : / / u d g t v. c o m / radio-puerto-vallarta/en-vivo The UDG CUC would like to congratulate all of the students who will be graduating in the next few days. They have worked very hard to achieve this great feat. We wish them the best and hope they have great success in the future.

The fall semester is almost over and everything is slowing down at the UDG CUC for the Christmas holidays. I have decided to take a short break from writing this weekly column but I promise to restart again in mid-January informing everyone of all the exciting events that will be taking place at the UDG CUC. I hope you will still tune in to my radio show every Saturday at 9 am. You can find it on the net at http:// udgtv.com/radio-puerto-vallarta/

Understanding My Health at Hospiten

ince its launch at the beginning of May 2018, the My Health programme at Hospiten has being very well received by those who live in beautiful Puerto Vallarta year round. It is a unique, groundbreaking concept, which at its heart wishes to know its patients more intimately PRIOR to any emergency; My Health offers 24-hour medical coverage. What follows is a very brief summary of My Health’s features, along with testimonies from some of the very first people to enjoy the programme at Hospiten. How does My Health work? Home Health Care Doctors are on call 24 hours a day to speak with you and assist as appropriate. Who hasn’t had an out of hours health challenge whereby you longed for the days of old when doctor came to your home to assess you? Emergency Medical Transport Ambulance transport to Hospiten is included if needed, and so is assistance from our team of drivers, subject to availability. Health Control for chronic diseases After a comprehensive assessment, which is part of the My Health registration process, there

are monthly clinics for those with serious conditions such as diabetes, lung or heart illnesses. The staff at Hospiten are committed to advising you and encouraging you to stay healthy, because prevention is always better than seeking a cure. Consultations with Staff Doctors at Hospiten General consultations with GPs are included in this programme. It is good for any treatment team or doctor to know you well if at all possible. With Hospiten’s advances

SAP system, even if you are looking for advice about the flu or something less serious, our doctors have access to any medical history you have shared with us, enabling them to be much more holistic in their approach. Discharge Advice After any health challenge, Hospiten are committed to helping you plan your recovery at home with an attention to detail unique to Hospiten. My Health is a health service, not insurance. My Health is a great

supplement to any insurance coverage you have. Testimonials “Thank you for thinking of me for this wonderful initial trial health plan with Hospiten. I must say that everyone I had interaction with recently was most pleasant. All was good and I really felt comfortable with every aspect of health care and attention.” LD “I thought Dr. Fronseca was fantastic! I spent A LOT of time with him, which is such a new and welcomed experience with a

en-vivo, or tune your radio to 104.3 FM. If you want to hear past shows you can do so by going to this web site. http://podcastudg.com/especiales.html. Or google= UDG RADIO 104.3 FM. And remember: “The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.”

doctor. Also the dietician was great. Very impressed!” JG “Regarding Hospiten, it was quite seamless and wonderful!!” CZ “The program has been good so far, it helped me begin taking care of my health. My boyfriend came with me to the appointment so he is feeling confident that if something were to happen to me he can take me to Hospiten. They have a file on me and a copy of my health insurance info.” LM “I just completed my examination and spoke with the medical staff at Hospiten. I am thoroughly impressed. I was very pleased with everything, especially the fact that everyone I talked to spoke English. The whole program is very nice, and I will definitely consider all of this when deciding to stay with the program when the “free” part expires, in Jan 2019. I’m very impressed with this hospital. Thanks again, and I will encourage others to participate in this!” KG These testimonials are from fulltime residents, but of course everyone is invited. Even those who are visiting for a month or two can have the have the security of 24 hour medical support. If you’d like to know more about the My Health programme, please call 322 2262081 at Hospiten Puerto Vallarta. Be well!

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

MISS!

hat is “MISS” you ask? It is Minimally Invasive Spinal Surgery and it is now performed here in Puerto Vallarta. Our medical services become more advanced each day! This novel procedure was recently brought to Puerto Vallarta by a renowned team of board certified neurosurgeons, Dr Luis Robles and Dr Felipe Nares. The CV of Drs Nares and Robles include training in international courses. Dr Nares completed a spinal surgery fellowship in Calgary at Foothills Hospital. Also, they have an important list of publications in international journals. If you would like to know more about the credentials of Dr Robles and Dr Nares credentials, and more info about spinal surgery please go to www.neurosurgeryinmexico.com A 33 year old female who suffered an L1 spinal fracture was recently treated with minimally invasive spine surgery here in Puerto Vallarta. Several screws and rods were inserted through small skin incisions to stabilize the spine at the fracture site. As opposed to open spine surgery, minimally invasive surgical

approaches can be faster, safer and require less recovery time. Because of the reduced trauma to the muscles and soft tissues (compared to open procedures), some of the benefits are: • Better cosmetic results from smaller skin incisions • Less blood loss from surgery • Reduced risk of muscle damage since less or no cutting of the muscle is required • Reduced risk of infection and postoperative pain • Faster recovery from surgery

and less rehabilitation required • Diminished reliance on pain medications after surgery Conditions treated using MISS: Herniated disc Lumbar spinal stenosis Spinal deformities such as scoliosis Spinal infections Spinal instability Spondylolisthesis Vertebral fractures Not every patient is candidate for MISS. Based on each particular case the surgeon will decide if your spinal condition can be treated with MISS. I have worked closely with Dr. Luis Robles for many years. As a neurosurgeon, he has to be (and is!) one of the most meticulous physician I have ever met. From brain tumors to cerebral bleeds to spinal injuries, he is your man! For further information and/or an appointment with Dr. Robles, just send me an email! The holidays are in full swing here! What happened to the ‘easier’ times of July and August? The markets, the restaurants and other social hot spots are filled. Enjoy all of these moments, stay healthy, stay hydrated, stay home if you are sick and stay in touch with us if you need anything! Here’s to a jolly good week!

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Letting go helps create more happiness

ith all of the dysfunction, stress and imbalance going on around the globe we certainly could use a bit more happiness in our hearts. The work in my therapy practice is all about letting go, regeneration and remembering. Here are some tips about what to LET GO of to create a happier you! We are all told that happiness is a choice, but when we are bogged down with negative thoughts, emotions and fears we have a difficult time recognizing happiness when it’s right in front of us. Free up space to allow more room for happiness. Are you Ready to Let Go? Let Go of Worry. Where thoughts go, energy flows. Worry is investing time and energy in something you don’t want to have happen. This is counter intuitive.

Think and Feel what you want to happen. Learn to let go and trust. Let Go of Gossiping. 100 percent of the time, those sharing gossip with you will gossip about you. When you believe what other people tell you about someone is naive. It’s usually negative and brings out the worst in everyone. Gossip is like gambling everything on a horse sight unseen. Ask yourself, “Are you wishing someone unwell?” Because if you are, that is the energy you’re feeding yourself, and actually wishing yourself unwell. Let Go of what Other People Think of You. Spending time worrying what others think is a waste of energy. You’ll never please everyone and it’s none of your business what others think of you. And although you may think people are

thinking about you, most of the time this is not true. Honestly, no one really cares or watches you that closely. Let go of this insecurity. Let this go and live your life to the most authentic self you can be and become amazed at how much happiness this will allow into your life. Let Go of Trying to Please Everyone. Unless you are living life to the beat of your own drum, your tribe will not be able to find you! When you strive to be the best version of YOU that you can be, you will naturally attract in the people that are supposed to surround you. This definitely creates happiness! Let Go of Taking Things Personally. You have probably heard someone tell you, “The world does not evolve around you.” When people have a “reaction” they are experiencing their own issues in accordance to what is happening around them, much like a mirror. This is very different from choosing how to respond. Most people’s “reactions” have absolutely nothing to do with you, so, instead of taking it personal, allow yourself to observe and realize that it’s just not about you! Let Go of the Past. This is probably the most challenging to let go of, yet absolutely the most rewarding. We have all been hurt, and all of us have been though “hell”… and back! We have all had parents that made mistakes when we were growing up. We allowed in beliefs from our parents, teachers, religions, television, books and society without consciously realizing it. Most of the neural pathway patterns in the brain are created by the age 6, and become more embedded as we get older. Begin choosing what you want to let in you can begin to change the neural pathways. Your mind only knows what it knows, and it does not know what it does not know. Begin to tell your mind something different and stop listening and allowing those old voices in your head to continue to lead your experiences and feelings in life. Letting Go of the anger, fear, control, resentment and clutter in our lives allows the space for our lives to flow. Holding on to these lower vibrational emotions is like burning a hole in your hand as you hold onto it. It creates a rigidity that ages you. Move it all out once and for all and let the happiness and joy surface and shine through. For questions or comments please email me at Cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com INJOY!

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Two Expats in Mexico Paul Kurtzweil www.qroo.us

Paul Kurtzweil (Q-Roo Paul) is a former lieutenant from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in Florida. During his 25-year career, he received numerous commendations to include two of the agency’s top honors: a Meritorious Service Medal and a Medal of Valor. In 2015, Paul retired and moved to Mexico with his wife. He now spends his day’s blogging from the beach.

Memberships for Sam’s and Costco Are Cheaper in Mexico

henever I talk to someone back in the States and I mention that I went to Sam’s Club, they often stop me mid-sentence and respond with something like: “You have Sam’s Club in Mexico? Wow, I never knew that!” For some reason, the presence of chain stores in Mexico comes as a huge surprise to some people. When I follow up by telling them that we have Costco, Home Depot, Starbucks etc., that really blows their mind. Once they get over the initial shock that we don’t only shop at tiny stores and open markets, most people ask me follow-up questions like: Can I use my U.S. Sam’s Club card in Mexico? How much is a membership there? Yes, you can use your Sam’s Club card or Costco card internationally, and that includes in Mexico. I’m sure you will rest easy knowing that you can still buy toilet paper in bulk when traveling abroad. Membership Fees Many things are less expensive in Mexico and shopping club memberships are no exception. In fact, the memberships are roughly half the price. Let’s take a look at a comparison: Sam’s Club Standard Membership– USA: $45 USD (plus sales tax); MEX $500 pesos* ($27.02 USD) * The Sam’s Club Mexico

website often shows the membership on sale for $400 pesos ($21.62 USD) Costco Standard Membership (Gold Star)- USA $60 USD (plus tax); MEX $500 Pesos ($27.02 USD) Executive Membership: USA $120 USD (plus tax); MEX $1,100 pesos ($59.45 USD) A Note About Sales Tax In the comparison above, you may have noticed that after the U.S. prices, I included ‘(plus tax)’ but I didn’t do it after the Mexican prices. That’s because federal law in Mexico requires the displayed price to already include all taxes, fees, and/or commissions. In other words, the price you see, is the price you pay. I really like that about Mexico. When we lived in the U.S., I was too cheap to get a membership to Sam’s Club or Costco. The membership fees seemed excessive to me and I couldn’t imagine buying enough products in bulk to make it worth my while. However, now that we are in Mexico, I have finally become a member of a shopping club for the first time in my life. I can stomach paying less than $30 USD a year, especially now that we’re saving money on almost everything else and have more disposable income. An added bonus is that I will be able to use the card when I return to the U.S. for visits.

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Happy Holidays from El Parque de los Azulejos! By Emily Murray

Stand Up Paddle Race in Puerto Vallarta

tand Up Paddle Race in Puerto Vallarta Hosted by Garza Blanca Preserve and Vallarta SUP & Surf Sunny skies, salty surf and the thrill of competition is coming to Puerto Vallarta this January 26 and 27, with SUP races open to everyone 12 years of age and older. Paddle boarding is a gentle way to meander about on the water and take in the skyline and mountain views of the city, but not this time. Get ready for adventure, speed and an iron will to compete in your choice of three different races, the Technical Race, the Relay Race or the Garza Blanca Challenge! The Itinerary On Saturday, January 26th, you’re invited to a day of preparation to get your muscles ready and brush up on your board skills. Garza Banca is offering a yoga class from 8 to 10 am to get your body in top form for the upcoming races! This is followed by a paddle-board

clinic from 10 to 1 to hone your technique and connect with your board on what may be unfamiliar waters for some. Or you can just have fun! The races begin at 8 am on January 27! The Technical Race is from 8 am to 10 am, followed by the Relay Race from 10 to Noon and last the Garza Blanca Challenge from Noon to 2. The Technical Race This race is great for athletic beginners or those warming up for the Garza Blanca Challenge! There will be a series of buoys marking a circuit course that will consist of three laps creating a total distance of 2.5 kilometers. Each athlete will go around the buoys one lap, exit the water, follow a guided run, enter and complete the second lap and so on. The Relay Race You will form a team of four people with two men and two women, so grab your favorite adventure couple

and hit the waters! e sure they have legs for land and sea as each person will be required to paddle 500 meters and run 10 meters before passing the baton to their partner. The race is not complete until all four members of the team have completed their course and passed the baton. The Garza Blanca Challenge This is not for the faint of heart, but if you love a challenge mixed with a whole lot of sweat and fun, then this race is for you. e prepared to explode with agility and endurance in this Quad-Athlon as each contestant must run 100 meters through a gauntlet of obstacles along the beach, then swim 100 meters to their board, swim with their board another 100 meters to their oar and finish with 1,000 meter paddle-board circuit! Awards If bragging rights are not enough, then you can enjoy one of the incredible rewards announcing your accomplishment. All participants in the Junior races for 12 to 15 years will receive a Certificate of Participation, and the first place winners will go home with a trophy. All other races will offer trophies to the contestants who take first place and gift bags to all the first, second and third place winners. Are you ready to channel your inner athlete and compete for the trophy? If not, don’t worry. You can sign up for the fun of it too! Original: www.garzablancaresort.com

t’s almost 2019! How is it already almost 2019?! Happy Holidays to you dear reader, whatever holidays you choose to celebrate. Speaking of celebration, the sale on Celebration Tiles (and tile workshops too) runs through the end of December. Celebration Tiles are each 100% unique, custom painted with names and dates to honor the occasion you’re commemorating. They will be placed prominently in the park for all to see for generations to come. The Tile Workshops are 3-day events where you create your very own one-of-a-kind masterpiece, your very first public art installation! These are loads of fun and a wonderful contribution to the Vallarta community.

So if you’re still in need of a holiday gift, or you wish to be a part of the great things we’re doing in the Parque, head on over to https:// www.parqueazulejospv.com/ to learn more and sign up! Our blog is currently doing a weekly Meet the Team series, a fun way to get to know the individuals who are building the park piece by piece. Many of these people have wonderful backstories worth hearing about, and we hope that you enjoy the latest installment where we learn more about Uriel. Everyone here on the Parque de los Azulejos team wishes you and yours a fabulous holiday season and a prosperous 2019! If you’d like to donate or participate in the Parque de los Azulejos project, please reach out to us at info@tileparkpv.com

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Vallarta’s The Iguana Restaurant is Awarded One Of The Best Restaurants In The World

he Iguana Restaurant, Casa Kimberly’s five-star contemporary Mexican restaurant and one of Puerto Vallarta’s most luxurious dining experiences, is named one of the 1,000 best restaurants in the world by LA Liste 2019. The Iguana Restaurant embodies the understated elegance of Casa Kimberly’s previous owner, Elizabeth Taylor, through its timeless design and enchanting ambiance. The Iguana Restaurant is the only restaurant in Puerto Vallarta to appear on LA Liste, a ratings system based in Paris. The group utilizes a processing algorithm that factors in ratings and reviews from over 600 entities, including guidebooks, online reviews, newspapers, magazines, diner comments, and food critics. “We are proud and honored to make the list of top elite restaurants in the world,” said Owner and Operator Janice Chatterton of Casa Kimberly. “Being rated among the best of the best by influential food critics, journalists, and expert guides is not only an honor, but a testament

to our amazing staff, who make The Iguana Restaurant an unforgettable experience.” The Iguana Restaurant sits within the iconic walls of Casa Kimberly, one of Mexico’s most renowned boutique luxury hotels. Executive Chef Eduardo Michaga Lucero’s menu blends traditional Mexican dishes with modern culinary influences and features fresh, local, and seasonal ingredients. Guests can dine under glistening crystal chandeliers with dazzling views of the Banderas Bay while indulging in the restaurant’s cuisine. The Iguana Restaurant’s Tequila Bar specializes in the region’s best tequilas and mezcals. The full bar and wine list include renowned Mexican labels and spirits from around the world. House mixologists utilize Puerto Vallarta’s rich yet vibrant fruits and flavors to develop an enticing cocktail selection. With the Banderas Bay to the west and the Sierra Madre mountain range to the east, there is nothing closer to a heavenly food escape than The Iguana Restaurant.

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The Gift that Keeps on Giving By Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney tax@orlandogotay.com

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the federal and state tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com or Facebook: GotayTaxLawyer. This is just a most general outline, and is of course, informational only and not meant as legal advice.

Ho Ho Ho! Santa the Taxman

ust in time for the holidays, the IRS puts on its Santa hat, of sorts. This is a special gift, for special people. I would hope you don’t need it… a new procedure for those who may have criminal exposure on account of unreported foreign assets, income and bank accounts. In September, the IRS concluded its 2012 program, where participants received assurances they would not risk criminal prosecution.

The new procedures involve mandatory audit, possible application of the fraud penalty to the year with highest tax, willful Foreign Bank Account Report penalties and a general “bad boy/girl runner up” award from the feds. Any way you look at it, it’s pretty steep, but no jail (that’s the big award if you wondered). You should also know that the regular six-year statute of limitations for these prosecutions does not run when the

person is outside the U.S. Others may have non-willfully failed to report foreign activity—which is where the line may be roughly drawn between civil (meaning just $$) and criminal (meaning jail) exposure. The pathway to “come clean” for those with civil exposure remains roughly the same. Taxpayers who did not commit any tax or tax related crimes can continue to correct past mistakes using the Streamlined Filing Compliance Procedures, delinquent FBAR submission procedures, or delinquent international information return submission procedures. These allow eligible taxpayers to clean the slate, a type of “go and sin no more”. They can be less onerous in terms of penalties, preparation expense and-- in another nice detail, audit is not automatic, although possible, like regularly filed returns. Putting these packages together is still a lot of work, so that needs to be considered as well, in decisions about how to comply with the tax laws. Sometimes a “regular” filing cures things just fine. The IRS, Treasury and Justice Departments continue to prosecute folks that conceal offshore assets

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and income, as several new high profile cases have come to light. It’s not just Mr. Manafort’s king sized FBARs. Another enforcement priority already identified by the government is to seek those who facilitate tax schemes—consultants, bankers, accountants or attorneys. Several countries are working together to this end as well, no doubt inspired in part by the Mossack Fonseca scandal. If your omissions are “non willful” there are ways forward to clean the slate and get peace of mind. That’s

the real gift this season. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S.Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to federal and state tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com or Facebook: GotayTaxLawyer. This is just a most general outline. It is informational only and not meant as legal advice.

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I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Christmas Hope

was fortunate to have had a wonderful childhood. My parents always gave us memorable Christmases, with many traditions that we shared from year to year. When I look back and list all of the things we did as a family that I thought were absolutely non-negotiable in order to celebrate the holiday, it really is impressive: w Real tree, never fake w Turnips, not sweet potatoes w Mincemeat mini pies, never full size w Shortbread, not sugar cookie cutouts w Christmas pudding with white sauce, not hard sauce, you monsters My stocking with the white fuzzy border, the little angels turning around the chime candle holder, the Christmas story read from the Bible on Christmas morning – these were staples that we took for granted. Our parents held tightly to these things just as they held tightly to the idea of family and the love that bound us all together. When I moved to Mexico, there was a year or two where I really missed being surrounded by family (my dad has ten siblings, so the gatherings were huge, loud, and

hilarious) and a good ol’ white Christmas. However, because I had such positive experiences with Christmas and I wanted my own children to have the same, I quickly assimilated some of the Mexican traditions with my own Canadian ones. I love the carols, the tamales, and the piñatas at a Mexican posada. My husband and I brought up our children in a bicultural home where Santa came on Christmas Eve and the Reyes Magos during the night on January 5. We eat Pan de Reyes and sugar cookies (sorry mom, my shortbread game isn’t great). Christmas is a magical time for my kids, thanks to my upbringing and to Mexican culture. A few years ago, however, we experienced a devastating loss at Christmas time. A dear family friend had a short, fierce battle with cancer that lasted from around Halloween until the day after Christmas. Our entire Christmas season was spent at hospitals and doctor’s appointments. My husband drove us to school Christmas concerts while I talked on the phone with people wanting to donate money to her care. We decorated our Christmas tree right before a meeting with a doctor who told us that our time with our friend was coming down to

hours and minutes. It was tough to keep up with all the traditions when we were saying good bye to someone who had once eaten at our Christmas table. It was hard emotionally and it was hard logistically. My husband and I did our very best, but when my parents arrived shortly before Christmas, I gladly handed them the reigns and let my mom fill the house with the smell of baking shortbread. Every year since then, right around mid-December, I get a sinking feeling that I can only attribute to a new association with Christmas: loss. Sure, I still keep up with the Christmas traditions. My kids make lists. We decorate the tree and fill it with every ornament they have made since they were three years old. My daughter and I bake the cookies. We sing the songs. I smile and laugh and put on National Lampoon’s Christmas (cause if that isn’t your tradition, it certainly should be). But inside, there’s a space that hurts when I touch it, even gently. Even after three years. Because I am surrounded by my family, I can still find the joy and magic in Christmas. But my own experience with pain around this time of the year has opened my eyes to the pain in others. Some are going through a divorce. Some have just experienced the loss of a child. Some are completely alone. Christmas can be a beautiful time, but it can also be a desperately sad time for many people. Be kind to others and be kind to yourself. Just reach out. Make some magic for someone out there who needs it. If Christmas is a time for hope, then your family tradition should include gathering it up and sending it out to the rest of the world.

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Welcome Home Sheryl Novak

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Redecorating Profile Mexico Beach Style Pt VI

or those of you following my column, we have been remodeling a beautiful condo in Bucerias Nayarit. This three-bedroom, ocean-front home was built and furnished in 2008. Our goal is to bring everything in on-time and on-budget so that the owners can list the condo for sale by January 1, 2019. It is so exciting to start receiving all our new décor items including artwork, rugs, toss cushions and lighting. To me, that is when we can tie everything together and bring our vision to life. Our décor theme is Mexico Beach style. We have hand selected each item so that the colors, textures, and shapes will work together to create the relaxing environment we envision. Here are some tips on how to arrange the décor in your home to make a professional, welcoming look. Don’t overdo it! Remember that a few strategically placed items that are higher end are better than too many lower cost items. We have chosen some

beautiful teal and gold toss cushions and throws that are well made. This will give our condo a beautiful splash of color. We want this property to command the highest price when it is time to list, so the décor items need to reflect quality, not quantity. Use mirrors to increase the light and space in smaller rooms or areas. Mirrors are not only functional, but they are also a dramatic décor item. Look for unique frames to really make a statement and standout piece. Make sure artwork and wall art are scaled correctly for the

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky

size of the wall. Although you may be used to hanging your art higher, the rule of thumb for artwork height is to place it so that the focus or middle of the piece is between 57 and 60 inches from the floor. Warm up spaces with rugs. There are generally three dimensions: 5 x 8, 8 x 10 or 9 x 12. With a 5 x 8 rug, you put it in front of your sofa without the legs on. With a 9 x 12 rug, either the front legs go on or the whole piece goes on. Either way, a beautiful statement rug is an excellent addition. Style your surfaces. There are tricks to making your coffee table, and dressers look polished and professional. Select décor items with different heights o there is variety. You can never go wrong with a beautiful tall hurricane lamp or vase for fresh flowers. Stack some hardcover coffee table books and on top put a quirky art piece like a figurine or small statue. This makes a great conversation starter. Always keep in mind the power of three. A set of three items on a dresser such as obelisks or candle holders, in different heights, looks professional and luxurious. Stage your beds. A bed should be inviting with layered linens. For sophisticated, modern bedrooms stick with solids. For relaxed décor styles, patterns in soft neutral colors are best. Always fold back your duvet or cover so that your beautiful crisp linens are shown. This makes it more inviting. The rule of thumb for pillow placement is to put euro shams first, then standard size pillows and then an odd number of accent pillows. Next week - check in to see how it comes together. Need to furnish a new condo in Vallarta? We are looking for our next project to profile, and you get your furniture for free! Email furniture@solutionsmexico.com

t was Jim Carrey`s ¨Yes Man¨ that fully crystallized for me the sheer potency of the affirmative. An amenable attitude and flexible schedule has opened an entire galaxy of unique opportunities in the years since, and an example of this commitment to experience unfolded when I opened my email to find a personal invitation to an event at Trapiche in Sayulita. Did I know anything about the venue? The scheduled attraction? The dress code? Not really...but what I did know is that some guy that seemed cool online invited me an hour north for a good time, and I`ve certainly done more with less. Saturday morning came, and I tied

on my party streamers in anticipation of...something. The Vibes: After the bus from Vallarta broke down about 15 minutes from our destination, I couldn’t help wondering if the delay was an omen. My promise to arrive as early as possible during the event to get a few words with Jason, my gracious host for the evening, had fallen through due to circumstances beyond my control...I might have been in a much more vinegary mood had I not had the foresight to stuff my adventure shorts with Dos Equis for the ride. Arriving in Sayulita I did take note of the spiffy new bus station

complete with state of the art amenities such as schedule screens and usable seating, so it was good to see that the fare increase for the route had gone somewhere legitimate since it surely had not been used to maintain the vehicles. The walk into town did its part in improving my disposition, as the streets of Sayulita are always populated with smiling surfers and stylish stoners...one might even call the community vibrant, do you see what I did there. In any event, it’s usually a good sign when you can search for a venue with more than one of your senses, and the sight of savvy citizens flocking toward the colored lights was backed by thumping bass audible several blocks away. No directions needed...clearly, this was the place. At the door I was pleased to discover that I was on the guest list, and the dancing door girl scrawled out a large red number three on my arm so I couldn`t be confused with anyone who had not come to party. My frustration with the journey dissipated like wisps of smoke as I stepped into what is best described as a tropical beer garden, instantly secure in the knowledge that the decision to make the trip was the right one. The Vices: Inside I was greeted by Jason, warming up to slip into his DJ alter ego by handing out welcome shots of raicilla along with gourmet chocolates because why the hell not. After a quick tour of the premises, he directed me to a special seating arrangement with a full view of the open air bar and restaurant along with a hammock where I could make camp for the duration. The man knows how to host a party. Before turning to his DJ duties, Jason also...well, he gave me more raicilla so I could put my considerable skill in dancing while taking notes on display more effectively... but also introduced me to Edmundo, the manager of Trapiche.

It was Edmundo who informed me that the establishment was also affiliated with Cerveceria Colima, a well-known craft brewmonger in the country with a footprint in 5 cities nationwide, and had a few exclusive brews on tap. Naturally, this meant that the time to drink for the Tribune was nigh once more. Edmundo summoned a flight for this journalist to journal, offering a diverse selection of suds from the light and fruity Colimita to the coffee-tinged stoutness of their Cayaco beer. A personal favorite of mine went by the moniker Bocad`Apiza, and is, according to these barely legible notes I have here, crisp and zippy. I was most refreshed. When the samples were sipped, it was time to dig into the menu of appetizers. Chips and dip just about always make a solid choice, and I haven`t met the quesadilla I couldn`t accept into my life yet, but for me the real standout were the crispy fish tacos stuffed with potato and served on a bed of tangy aguachile. How could it not be, read that ingredient list again. Seeing that I was obviously enjoying myself, Edmundo took the opportunity to explain the concept for Palmar Trapiche: “We wanted to create a sustainable environment, which is why this bar is made to work with the existing space. Putting a higher-end experience in a natural setting like this has a special appeal, and we’re proud to bring that to the people that visit Trapiche.” Sitting in a tropical thicket eating fresh fish under the night sky of Sayulita, I found it hard to disagree. The Verdict: You can`t always predict what will come of the decision to say “yes,” but for me it works out more often than not. Heading up to Sayulita on a Saturday afternoon is typically a safe bet for a memorable day anyway, but spending an hour or 6 at Palmar Trapiche makes for a virtual guarantee. Maybe I`ll catch you there.

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ee here now! And I really mean that. If any situation demands the full attention of the masses it should be that which pertains to the survival of the bees, wasps, butterflies or moths, who do most of the fertilizing of the earth’s bounty. An attributed quote to Einstein also states, “if the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.” So you can imagine my

dismay and thrill when I discovered this extended work of Graffiti Art on the corner of 370 San Salvador in the Cinco de Diciembre neighbourhood. Being ecologically minded, I use this mural to pray for the survival of the humble bee and other plant pollinators. For me this piece of Graffiti Mural Art contains both prophecy and mystery through the eyes of the reflective divine feminine being. And that is partially why I am so keen on this kind of art. It seems like something Carlos Castaneda would have envisioned

while hanging out with Don Juan, the mystical sorcerer from the extensive books series began with, The Teachings of Don Juan. From what a local tells me this style of art is from Michoacán. I was also told of a temple elsewhere in Mexico that has a carved bee in it; so I am curious to find out more wondering just what the ancient Mexicans were thinking when that temple detail was made. As it happens, this extensive work of art has been sponsored by The Hive Studio Gallery located beside the mural at 370 San Salvador, at the corner of Bolivia. You can come in and view or even buy some of their wonderfully surreal art or you can commission these folks to beautify any wall around the entire Banderas Bay area. If you have a project in mind you can find them online at www. facebook.com/TheHiveGalleria Small or large, these folks have some of the best artists in town doing these elaborated works of art. So now you can leave your mark on Puerto Vallarta through the wonderfully visionary talent of these local artists.. And remember…. Bee here now!

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Hola, soy Marcella Castellanos. I´m a bilingual Mexican - Californian, living in Puerto Vallarta for a decade. As a forty-something certified health educator, www.vallartatribune.com/Best-in-Banderas-Bay-2019 I’m passionate about health, consciousness and sustainability. I help people All voting will take place between December 1, 2018revitalize their health, vitality and mindset through plant based cooking, and January 12, 2019 adventure and helping bridge communication barriers with the people, places and culture of Mexico. Search Marcella Castellanos on Youtube.com

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Going back to the plant-based roots of Mexico

hen I first moved to Mexico a decade ago, I wasn’t vegetarian or vegan, I still ate chicken, dairy and fish. As I began to see that there was a lack of empathy ingrained in the Mexican culture towards dogs, cats and other animals, I began to question many things, including my ownMexican upbringing and the process of cultural and societal conditioning that happens to us at a young age. As I was becoming a certified health coach, I learned to question the hidden processes in the food industry to make a profit. The more I learned, the more it seemed surreal that so many of us have been blinded to the horrible reality of large scale animal agriculture, not to mention all of the chemicals, hormones, and antibiotics that are being used to raise animals ; and yes, this happens in Mexico, too. On top of that, it just so happens that we’re creating mass destruction of the planet to satisfy our taste for steak and tacos. Fortunately, in a country in love with their meat-filled Mexican dishes, just in the last few years there has been a noticeable

increase in veggie-focused restaurants and businesses. Interestingly, these businesses are mostly owned by Mexican nationals. It seems many are returning to what the indigenous ate before the Spanish colonization of the 16th century which was a lifestyle mostly comprised of whole, plant foods corn, beans, squash, amaranth, chia, avocados, tomatoes, tomatillos, cacao, vanilla, agave, turkey, spirulina, sweet potato, cactus, and chili pepper. It wasn’t until the Europeans arrived and conquered that they brought over domesticated animals such as cows, pigs, goats, chicken and sheep. Since then, it’s been hundreds of years of ingrained cultural habit. You’ll now see a surge of vendors and restaurants offering variations of tacos de yaca (or jackfruit in English), and many other plant-based creations. It seems that many Mexicans and people in general are starting to understand that we can mitigate grave health problems, animal cruelty and destructive environmental impact simply by what we choose to put on our plate. And that’s quite a mouthful to enjoy.

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Christ Church By The Sea Celebrate the song and Word to honor the birth of Jesus Christ, our Savior

he Rev. Canon Robert Webster and the Congregation of Christ Church by the Sea invites all to worship with them in the Anglican and Episcopalian tradition on Christmas Eve, Monday, December 24, in a celebration of song and the Word to honor the birth of Jesus Christ, our Savior. Congregational caroling will begin at 6 pm followed by an English Worship Service with Holy Communion at 6:30 pm. For the second year The Rt. Rev. Gene Robinson will be celebrant, with The Rev. Michael Schirmacher and The Rev. Lawrence Mascarenhas con-celebrating. Bishop Robinson served as bishop of New Hampshire from 2003 until his retirement in 2013. A resident of Washington, D.C. and serves as Vice-president and Pastor of the Chautauqua Institution, an organization which furthers adult learning in religion, the arts, education and recreation. With music being used throughout the history of churches as an intricate part of expressing our feeling in worship, we are proud to have Jean-Guy Comeau as Director of Music for Christ Church and

for being responsible for Praising and Honoring God throughout the evening with song. As a founder of the Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble, he also pursues his goal in offering quality performance of jazz, classical and Mexican repertoire within the music scene in Puerto Vallarta. The congregation will be joined by the local choir, SYNG, which was founded seven years ago and is under the direction of Lois Rogers, whose involvement in music began when she was six years old. Members come from all walks of life to gather together with a common love of music and performance. Their repertoire ranges from classical to county and western to serve all interest. Guest soloist for the service will be Joseph Cisneros, a former resident of Chicago and a permanent resident of Puerto Vallarta with his partner Ken for the past thirteen years. As a tenor, Joseph has sung with the CGMC and PVGMC. Christ Church by the Sea is located in the Center Courtyard Palapa of Plaza Genovesa, Avenue Francisco Medina Ascesio 2015. For further information: christchurchbythesea.org or email mypvchurch@gmail.com

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John Warren is in charge of Publicity for the International Friendship Club (IFC). His articles describe the programs and charities that IFC supports, the sources of income of IFC and the social experiences, lectures and classes that members can enjoy. During the summer John writes about Puerto Vallarta.

Making friends and helping others

he International Friendship Club (I.F.C.) was founded in 1985 by a group of ex-pats who wanted to meet socially and, at the same time, raise money to help provide free surgery and follow-up care to children born in this area with a cleft palate or a cleft lip. Thirty three years later the club is still going strong (600 members last season) and doing the same things, except more so. The IFC clubhouse, located upstairs on Insurgentes above the HSBC bank downtown, is still the place where members and others drop in on a Friday evening for Social Hour and, perhaps, join others there for dinner afterwards. The social activities also include bridge lessons, bridge games, lectures, Spanish classes and a Monday evening film night. If you are interested in making new friends please check out the website www.ifcvallarta. com for details of times and costs. Money for the free cleft palate surgery for kids is still produced from the profits of the renowned IFC Home Tours, www.toursforvallarta.com, just as it was in the beginning. Now, however, the club does much more to help the Mexican community. IFC bought the dental equipment for a clinic in Boca de Tomatlan which now offers free dental care to the poor people in that community and in

the villages along the coast of Cabo Corrientes and in the jungle along the road to El Tuito. The club also provides free scorpion serum to the medical clinic in the village of Mayto, two hours drive from here, where children under six, who are stung by a scorpion, are no longer facing a painful death. IFC is proud to support many projects and charities in town and in the state of Jalisco. It has recently decided to provide scholarships to five university students who come from the Huichol community of indigenous people in the Sierra Madre mountains. The club is focused

on helping more than twenty-five educational, medical, cultural and social service causes. These include the Women’s Shelter, CANICA (kids with cancer), SETAC (an AIDS treatment and education organization), Corazon de Niña (orphanage), Casa Hogar Maximo Cornejo (orphanage), Volcanes education Project (after school further education), IAMPV ( umbrella organization that houses the PV Chamber Orchestra and the Salty Paws Jazz Orchestra ), the PV Youth Orchestra and many more. Each of the charities which IFC supports must supply the club with a written request for funding and these are discussed and decided upon by various committees. Funds are advanced when the charities provide the invoices (facturas) for goods or services received. The following season representatives of the club visit each project or charity to ensure the money was spent appropriately. All these activities take many hours of volunteer time and that’s what the members of IFC do. They help! If you are interested in the social activities or would like to help please check out the website and visit the office.

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta Last minute gift ideas for pet lovers

hings were curiously a bit slow this last Saturday at the Olas Altas Farmers Market. But a big thank you to Jennifer Keat who stopped by and dropped off some of her dog collars for us. They are quite lovely. Check her out at www.coconutcollars.com. Please stop by any Saturday and say hello. You can also pick up a gorgeous 2019 calendar while they last or other merchandise for a small donation. Thanks so much in advance for your purchases and donations. It is a win-win for everyone! When you purchase a thoughtful Christmas gift you are making a donation to our organization to ensure our continued success rescuing the abused and abandoned dogs here in Vallarta. We have scheduled tours to our sanctuary, by reservation only, on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you have your own transportation, please let us know. To reserve a spot on a tour, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and if going to the sanctuary, please feel free to bring treats for the staff as they truly appreciate it. Those items we ALWAYS need include:

collars, harnesses and leashes; toys and more toys! both stuffed and hard plastic (no soft plastic as they can chew off pieces and swallow); large towels; blankets; sweaters and coats; post-surgical cones (both the cone shaped and donut inflatable ones). Our rescues are now fed a total raw diet so please refrain from bringing any dog food or treats. The mission of SPCA de PV is to help fund and promote sterilization, adoption and healthcare efforts for companion animals in the Puerto Vallarta area, with the goal of eliminating the euthanasia of healthy and adoptable animals. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/ home or on Facebook.

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT BRUNO

by Janice Gonzalez

runo is a very calm and mellow guy and would make a wonderful companion for any loving family. He is a well-behaved Boxer mix between 2-3 years of age and weighing almost 75 pounds. Bruno absolutely loves his people. He has a medium low energy level. He gets along with other dogs but

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really isn’t interested in running around too much. Bruno is even good with cats. Near perfect…he is even housebroken. He has been neutered, dewormed and vaccinated. We are looking for the most perfect home for this easy-going guy and are accepting applications for his adoption at spcapv@gmail.com.

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“Los Bambinos” a Top Choice for your Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve parties!

his Christmas Eve, join Los Bambinos for a special presentation. The show will feature thematic songs along with Frankie Valli, Elvis, the Beatles, Bee Gees and Latin favorites along-side traditional Christmas tunes in the well-loved “Bambino Style.” This December 24th spectacular offers a three-course dinner & show package. Don’t miss this must-see show. Mark your calendar for New Year’s dinner at Bambinos Trattoria! Live this incredible expe-

New Year’s Eve Special with Los Bambinos December 31st 7 pm – 10 pm

FOUR COURSE DINNER+LIVE SHOW! ONLY $890PESOS |ANTIPASTO| 1* SPECIAL APPETIZER DI MARE Exquisite shrimp, octopus and squid, perfectly marinated in lemon with garlic, onion and celery 2* INSALATA CAPRESSE Slices of tomato with fresh mozzarella, olive oil, oregano and basil |ENTRÉE| 3* SURF AND TURF SUPREME Delicious combination of Salmon in orange sauce and fillet medallions with pepper, served with vegetables |DESSERT| 4* HOMEMADE CARROT CAKE RESERVATIONS AT 222-4357 OR losbambinosmusic@gmail.com

rience with a delightful Four-course meal, along with the best concert Vallarta has to offer. This lively show will warm up your night and prepare you to bring in the New Year! Sing along, or let the music move you, as you dance with your favorite songs, to the rhythm of Los Bambinos. Book now! This special four-course dinner will be held early, from 7:00-10:00 giving you plenty of time to get your seat on the beach for the firework display! Come to Bambinos Trattoria for dinner and let Los Bambinos be your first party of the night. The show features songs from Gypsy Kings, Chuck Berry, Richie Valenz, Carlos Santana, The Monkeys, The Beach Boys, salsa music, and much more! For more information or reservations please visit www.bambinostrattoria.com. LOS BAMBINOS CONCERTS THIS WEEK o Monday Night 6:30 pm-9:30 pm| Special Christmas Eve Dinner & Show As always, the brothers add their unique spin on the International rock selections, setting the well-loved songs into the Mexican musical landscape… for an exciting and upbeat show. o Wednesday Night 8pm | Big Girls Don’t Cry featuring Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons This dynamic show beautifully

presents the authentic range of the group’s voices. Los Bambinos music does justice to this iconic musical era and artist. o Thursday Night 8pm | Elvis Presley and Kings of Rock and Roll Join the group for a touching and fun evening while you dine, drink, dance and relive this emblematic musical era. o Friday & Saturday Night 8pm | Latin Party! This is the show for an exquisite mix of rhythms and beautiful vocals. It is a show just as spicy as it is sweet. Each song sweeps you away to a Brazilian Carnival or a romantic evening in an Old Mexican town square. Don’t be surprised if you hear your favorite Mexican tune set in a foot-tapping Cuban rhythm! Let Los Bambinos awaken your senses with vibrant music, and inspiring four-part harmonies. o Monday, Dec 31st 7:00

pm 10:00 pm| Special New Year’s Eve celebration! Their Dinner-Show performances at Bambinos Trattoria are a perfect way to enjoy the tradition of music in Puerto Vallarta. Delicious and authentic Italian (www. bambinostrattoria.com) is served Monday through Saturday 3-11pm. Please reserve early, as seating is limited. Find Bambinos Trattoria on

Facebook @bambinostrattoria and unbiased reviews on Trip Advisor. Bambinos Trattoria is located at Aguacate #314, at the corner of Carranza street in Old Town Puerto Vallarta, just before Mundo de Azulejos. For Los Bambinos reservations: Online www.losbambinosmusic.com or 222-4357 (English Spoken). See you at Bambinos Trattoria!

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Media Luna and Tatewari On fire this season! Christie Seeley

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From Oakland, California to Puerto Vallarta…lured by music of guitars and sounds of the sea. vallartasounds.com

everal weeks ago I visited La Cruz de Huanacaxtle for yet another wonderful show at the Tree House Bar in the Octopus’ Garden (Coral 66) by my favorite group Tatewari. Alfredo Jimenez and his wife Maria de Jesus are the owners of Tree House Bar, which is built around, actually in, an ancient Huanacaxtle tree that has seen much history over the years. In around 1990, it welcomed the arrival of Wayland Combe Wright and Aruna Piroshki when they came to La Cruz in their hand built 36 foot catamaran from the English Cotswolds via Costa Rica and many other stops spanning eight years travel time, and established a graphics business, Huichol art shop and hostel under its shade.

(see https://www.octopusgarden. mx/our-history/ for a full and exciting story). They called their business the Octopus’ Garden after the many-armed machine used in the printing business. The space now houses the Tree House Bar instead of the printing equipment. When I visit for a show I usually stay in a room in the hostel where the venue is located and head back to Puerto Vallarta the morning after. Alfredo and Maria de Jesus have been working non-stop for months with other volunteers from the area collecting, purchasing and taking supplies to the victims of Hurricane Wilma which sort of passed us by

in Puerto Vallarta but hit northern Nayarit very hard with flooding. The people are still struggling to pull their lives together. I wanted to at least make a small donation to the cause before my departure so I walked up the street to where I might find an ATM. A few blocks from Octopus’ Garden on Coral Street, there is a property that has always intrigued me. Behind an iron fence and ornate gate is a rustic path down to a jungle-like garden. Among the foliage one perceives hints of a mysterious dwelling where the sun manages to get through and illuminate the reds and ochres of terra cota and stucco. That particular morning there was a gentleman sweeping the sidewalk outside when I passed. On my return trip I had the courage to ask him about the garden. He told me it belonged to friends of his who now live in Mascota. He asked if I had come to town for the concert and when I answered in the affirmative he told me that the fellows from the band Tatewari had taken their first guitar lessons in that house with the owner of the house, Russell, when they were quite young. I knew that story and was glad to put an actual location to the legend. In our conversation he told me of a book written by another local man, Fernando Medina Miralrio, about the history of the city of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle and offered to sell me a copy. I was delighted to acquire it. Returning to Octopus’ Garden I found both Esau and Dany of Tatewari having breakfast and finishing up details from the concert the night before. We all examined the book and found it fascinating especially the history of the Caleros (producers of lime). They explained to me that the town had once produced major supplies of lime for construction. The rocks were collected, cooked and broken down then dried using an ancient method employed by the Aztecs. Then it was shipped by small sailing vessels to Puerto Vallarta to

build the Hotel Rosarita and other hotels along the malecon. Since that time, local lime as a building material seems to have lost some of it’s appeal and indeed the ovens used to cure the material were replaced by the market buildings at the new marina and its importance to the economy of the town in more recent years was supplanted by fishing. Alfredo and Maria de Jesus of Tree House Bar are hoping to improve the economic prospects of the town by expanding La Cruz’ reputation as an entertainment center for the southern Nayarit area. They opened their restaurant/bar and entertainment venue a couple of years ago and have been encouraging more and more groups to come to town to play. La Cruz de Huanacaxtle already has a large expat population and a beautiful new marina that brings in more and more people from abroad in their sea crafts, ranging from the super rich to mom and pops adventurers. As Maria de Jesus points out, a town like La Cruz de Huanacaxtle cannot support itself forever with fishing alone, especially with a growing population. They aim to build another livelihood for the community by attracting more music loving tourists to their beautiful town. In addition to their beloved flamenco group Tatewari and renowned Bavarian born flamenco guitarist Wolfgang (Lobo) Fink, also a long time resident of La Cruz, they have attracted groups like Media Luna, Piel Canela, Cheko Ruiz, Diego Mondragon and many other popular entertainers from Puerto Vallarta to share their talents with the people of La Cruz and surrounding areas with great success. The couple definitely has the well-being of their extended community in their hearts and continues to do relief work and engage in community activities for the improvement of the lives of the residents. We admire their forwarding looking attitude! Viva La Cruz and Viva la Música!

Where is this? By Sandra Cesca

oche Buena as the poinsettia is called here is indigenous to Mexico. Growing up to 12 feet tall, the flower shape is thought to signify the Star of Bethlehem and the red color the blood of Christ, which Aztecs used as a dye and for medicinal purposes. Find this on a guided walk

around historic Vallarta with Pu e r to Va l l a r ta Wa l k i n g To u rs. com. Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life. Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops. Get immersed in the culture while exploring areas you might not find on your own. www.puertovallartawalkingtours.com

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om Stickney, Director of Golf Instruction in Punta Mita, shares a weekly video to improve your golf game. Watch his instructional videos on YouTube at www.youtube.com/ dreampuntamita. Select Playlists/Punta Mita Golf Academy. I have never met a golfer whom didn’t want to hit the ball further if it didn’t cost them accuracy. Hitting the ball past your buddies is a great feeling and when it gives you a short iron into

the green it makes for a really fun day on the links. The secret to hitting the ball further is to swing more efficiently not just harder. In fact moving your weight correctly and at the right time will equate to more distance… effortlessly. Finding the timing of when to move your weight during your swing is what the pros do so well and what amateurs struggle with. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ Hy82OB-6nJw

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MATT CAGE The best young Elvis in the business Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com ohn Lennon once said “before Elvis there was nothing”. That may not be entirely true. There was “something”. But it wasn’t rock’n’roll. Elvis had the voice, style and heart-stopping good looks that made people take notice. And he could sing. Musical genres meant nothing. His unique voice and singing style merged them all into something fresh and new. And during a late night jam session at Sun Records, Elvis, guitarist Scotty Moore and bassist Bill Black, found the right groove. The rest is rock’n’roll history. Much has been written about “The King Of Rock’n’Roll”. But behind the myth are some interesting facts. Elvis debut album, “Elvis

Presley” was the first rock’n’roll album to top the Billboard chart, where it remained for 10 weeks. His hit single “Don’t Be Cruel” held the #1 position on the Billboard chart for 11 weeks, a feat that remained unmatched for 36 years. By1961 Elvis had sold 75 million records, including the best selling Christmas album of all time. World wide sales of his singles and albums is now in the 1 billion range. During his appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, 82.6% of TV viewers watched, turning Elvis into an international celebrity. Elvis’ cultural impact cannot be overstated. His image, movies and music unified a generation of young people. Many of those same people, today in their 70s, will tell you that watching “Loving

You” or attending an Elvis tribute show, still makes them feel like they felt when they first laid eyes on The King. Toronto based Matt Cage knows how valuable looking and sounding

Like Elvis really is. So he is not about to squander his good fortune. When he is on stage, everything must be just right. From the Las Vegas show All Shook Up, to the touring Million Dollar Quartet, he

WHITNEY

Geri Defoe’s Thrilling Tribute to Whitney Houston & Friends Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

hitney Houston was born into a musical family, in Newark, NJ, in 1963. Her mother, Cissy Houston, was a member of The Sweet Inspirations, a popular female R&B trio, on Atlantic Records. Her aunts, Dionne and Dee Dee Warwick, were recording stars and her godmother, Darlene Love, was lead singer of the 60s recording group The Crystals. So it’s no surprise that Whitney gravitated toward the entertainment business. Whitney Houston initially caught the public’s eye in the 80s as the first highly successful black model, appearing in leading trend-setting like magazines Seventeen, Glamour and Cosmopolitan. In 1983, she

signed with Arista Records and made her national television debut on The Merv Griffin Show. Numerous latenight TV show appearances followed. Whitney Houston has been called “the most awarded woman of all time”. Her amazing awards collection includes multiple American Music, MTV, Grammy, Soul Train, Brit, Billboard and NAACP awards. Her recordings sold in the millions, her TV appearances were watched by more millions and her concert tours were invariably sellouts. She also became a movie star, appearing in Waiting To Exhale, The Preacher’s Wife and of course The Bodyguard, which featured her version of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You”, the biggest recording hit ever by a female artist, selling more

that 20 million copies. Born in England, Geraldine “Geri” Defoe of Mississauga, Ontario, began her musical career singing in stage shows like Hairspray, Rag Time and All Shook Up. During one of these performances, veteran Toronto area showman Frank Rondell, best known for his bang-on tribute to Ray Charles, noticed Geri’s resemblance to Whitney Houston, and marveling at her clear, soulful voice, asked if she would like to portray Whitney as the opening act at his shows. Not one to shrink from a challenge, she accepted Frank’s offer and a great new show was born. Since then, “Whitney” has developed into an exciting show on its own, featuring all of Houston’s hits, plus those of other female recording

stars of the genre, drawing sellout crowds in Ontario and gradually building a following across Canada and in the USA. Geri performs at Incanto on December 26th, and at The Luna Lounge on December 27th. More information is available on the venue web sites and elsewhere in this publication.

surrounds himself with the finest actors and musicians in the business. His attention to detail from costumes to song lists has paid of with a slew of awards and trophies from some of the most prestigious Elvis competitions and festivals on the planet. But as far as he is concerned, it’s all about living up to the audience’s expectations and giving them their money’s worth. His accurate song performances, commanding stage presence and easy rapport with audiences make Matt Cage a world class entertainer. When his name is on the bill, audiences can expect a first rate show they will want to see again and again. Matt appears December 24th and 25th at The Luna Lounge, December 26th at La Pina Colada, in Guayabitos, December 27th at the “Third Annual El Rio BBQ Beach Party” and at Incanto on December 28th and 29th. More info available on the venue web sites. *Copyright reserved.

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Comings and Goings Marcia Blondin

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Long-time columnist Marcia blondin resurrects this preview/review column each season evoted to local entertainment that he has had the pleasure of seeing lately or in seasons past.

Desperate Princesses

I Incanto Entertains All Holiday Season With Live Music

resh off her just-released Amazon DVD comedy special, ‘Stretch it out!’, stand-up comedienne Shawn Pelofsky is a crowd favorite at the world-famous Comedy Store in Los Angeles on the Sunset Strip, on Showtime, Atlantis Cruises, and here in Vallarta where she has entertained each season for many years. Her observational, no holds barred comedy is current, edgy and hilarious! ‘No Taco Left Behind’, now playing through Dec. 22. All shows 9:30pm. Celebrate the season with ‘Lady Zen’s Pearly White Christmas’ on Dec. 21 at 6:30pm with co-host Aunt Pearl (aka Incanto owner Tracy Parks/Greater Tuna). This special holiday show will feature many of Incanto’s current entertainment lineup including ‘Simply Barbra’ starring Steven Brinberg, the cast of Naked Boys Singing!, pianist Dennis Crow, Vallarta Vocalistas, Andrew Johns, and many more! One night only. Visit Incanto’s all-new website for more information and online tickets. Canadian singer-songwriter Andrew Johns plays duel keyboards and sings the hits of Elton John, Queen, Billy Joel and more. He is well-known in Canada for his spot-on impersonations and high-energy showmanship and was a huge hit at Incanto last season. Bring your requests! Dec. 17 - Feb. 1. Andrew will also play for Incanto’s New Year’s Eve celebration.

Incanto’s Season Tribute Series, in association with Canada’s Trend Records, features professional award-winning tribute artists who impersonate famous stars and perform all-live vocals. Shows begin with Frank Sinatra, starring Dan Lauzon is on Dec. 22 at 7pm, Whitney Houston starring Geri Defoe is on Dec. 26 at 7pm, and Elvis Presley ‘The Early Years’ starring Matt Cage is on two nights, Dec. 28, 29 at 7pm. Watch for many more of your favorites coming throughout the season. Extended again by popular demand, Naked Boys Singing! is fun, sassy, clever, and witty! Six young Latino actors sing and dance their way into your heart completely naked in this endearing laugh out loud musical comedy that is celebrating 20 years off-Broadway. Presented in English. Now playing through Jan. 30. Vallarta favorite Steven Brinberg currently stars in his international award-winning hit ‘Simply Barbra’ featuring all-live vocals. His uncanny ability to sound just like music icon Barbra Streisand, and other special guest celebrities, has won audiences over worldwide. This is not your typical drag show by any means! Accompanied by Michael Ferreri at the piano. Dec. 10 - 27. Media Luna plays intense and high-energy flamenco and huapango originals and covers. Their popularity continues to skyrocket leaving audiences on

their feet clamoring for more! They will welcome a variety of special guest musicians throughout the season. Next show Dec. 27 at 9:30pm. Cheko Ruiz presents ‘The Music of The Gipsy Kings and More!’ on Sundays at 9:30pm. Featuring many of Vallarta’s premier musicians, including singer-songwriter Zoe Wood and percussionist Danny Renteria, they play many of your favorite hits of the Grammy Award-winning group and many others. Voted “Best Live Music Venue” in Vallarta in 2018. Hours 4pm-11:30pm daily. Happy Hour 4-6pm. Casual dining 4-11pm. Visit Incanto’s all-new website www. IncantoVallarta.com for more information and online tickets. Located at Insurgentes 109 at the Rio Cuale. Phone: 322-223-9756.

t was standing room only at the Boutique Theatre last week for the latest zany installment of Princesas Desesperadas. Spending their first Christmas together…in Switzerland complete with ‘snow’ and a surprise guest in two languages. I am not spoiling that delightful addition… As anyone will tell you who has seen PD before – they are famous (infamous?) for their ad-libbing antics that often crack up the stars onstage to a point they are incapable of moving on until the laughing jag ebbs. Then the audience gets swept into the melee, and the laughter escalates; nothing like leaving a theatre with an aching face from smiling. Two more chances to see Las Princesas: Dec 29 at 8:30 and December 30th at 7 pm. I am going to see Paco Ojeda’s ‘Introduction to Opera’ on Thur-

sday morning at 11 at the Boutique Theatre, above Nacho Daddy on Basilio Badillo. Paco’s lectures are always well-researched and compelling; I have never left one without a deeper appreciation of music in all its variations. No matter the subject, Paco will make it interesting; I adore opera. I know he will find a way to make me love it more. The sensational Michael Walters returns as Dame Edna, Wednesday the 26th at 9:30 pm at the Palm Cabaret. I will be there Thursday for Michael’s 7 o’clock show - I have missed this man’s talent no end! What a wonderful reunion it will be. If you are unfamiliar with ‘Dame Edna,’ it doesn’t matter; you certainly won’t be by the end of the show. I have heard excellent reports of “Little Shop of Horrors” over at Act II. I may have to get there soon!

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Sinatra, Elvis and Whitney at Luna Lounge this holiday season By Debbie White

Senoritas Drag Show, starring music by the live band, ‘Iyolo Mesli,’ una Lounge’s world-class Miss Diva Divine and the gals, will is provided for only 225 pesos This season’s lineup of musical ‘tribute shows’ continue this entertain you with sidesplitting, season. Enjoy a fantastic hilarious musical parodies. The tribute shows features favorite four-course dinner and a thrilling beautiful costumes, racy lyrics and artists along with exhilarating, musical performance as the good catchy songs, will give you a night new musical acts. Coming up on times keep rolling at Bucerias’ to remember. Starting in January, Thursday, December 20, Canapremiere venue for food, fun and The Crazy Senoritas will also be dian tenor, Dan Lauzon, returns entertainment. Hugh and Simon featured on Wednesday nights. as Frank Sinatra. As an actor, On Monday nights this month singer and big band leader, Dan is have, once again, planned an extraordinary season to share with from 6-9 pm, you’ll also enjoy Rib a seasoned professional who has Night at Luna Lounge, featuring a now launched a second career to you. The Crazy Senoritas (formerly rack of delicious ribs off the BBQ pay tribute to his musical idol. With The Crazy Bitches) perform each along with fabulous salads, all for songs like, “That’s Life,” “The Way Tuesday night and continue to sell only 160 pesos. On Saturday nights You Look Tonight” and “The Lady is El_Rio+Trib_ad_3"x4"_2018_CMYK.pdf 1 love12/13/18 out their shows. Join the fun on from 6-9 pm, enjoy all-you-can-eat a Tramp,” you’ll hearing all the Tuesday nights at 7pm starting with BBQ with chicken, chorizo, steak, favorites. Ol’ Blue Eyes will entera delicious meal while the Crazy ribs, salads and more! All this and tain you with some smooth tunes.

El Rio’s 3rd Annual Holiday Beach Party! Thursday, December 27, 2018 Jueves, 27 Diciembre, 2018 Starring the ‘‘Young Elvis,’’ Canadian Matt Cage at 5 p.m.

‘‘Matt is a world class Elvis entertainer.’’

-M. Buchanan

Featuring the music of La Trez Cuartoz at 2:30 p.m.

Prizes! • Drink Specials! • Games! Gate/Puerta @ 11:30 a.m. Reserve your table now! ¡Reserva tu mesa ahora! elriobbq

EL RIO BBQ D BAR FELIPE ANGELES 245 PASO ANCHO, PUERTO VALLARTA 322.222.2510 www.elriobbqbar.com

‘Christmas with Elvis’ starring the electrifying Matt Cage will happen on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Night. Last season, word traveled fast about this handsome, talented Elvis! Celebrate the holiday with the remarkably talented Matt Cage and his tribute to Elvis Presley. Matt 8:53 will presentPM Elvis: The Early Years, focusing on all those fabulous songs that launched Elvis to international stardom. Each night will feature a Turkey Dinner, Dancing and a Cash Bar. ‘The Spirit of Whitney Houston and Friends’ featuring tribute artist, Geri Dafoe will be presented on Thursday, December 27. Geri captures the look, style and sound of the legendary Whitney Houston and other artists of her genre. The Luna Lounge audience loved Geri’s show last season and will be thri-

lled to experience her powerful performance again! Dame Edna, “Mouth of the Border,” debuts on December 29. Michael Walters is brilliant in this hilarious tribute. Michael Walters is outstanding in his portrayal of legendary Australian star, Dame Edna, in all her outrageous glory! If you like comedy, don’t miss this show! On Sunday, December 30, you’ll rock to ‘The Rolling Stone’s Tribute’, highlighting the music of Mick and Keith. The New Year’s Eve Show is sold out, but you can still book tickets for the show on the 30th. You’ll hear “Paint It Black,” “Wild Horses,” “Jumpin Jack Flash” and more, as you enjoy the best of the Stones. Luna Lounge dinner shows are very popular, so it’s recommended that you book early. Go to www. lunaloungebucerias.com

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Ritz-Carlton Reserve hotel coming to Riviera Nayarit By Jerry Limone

Ritz-Carlton Reserve hotel is slated to open on Mexico’s Riviera Nayarit in 2022. The hotel will feature 110 luxury rooms, suites and private villas within the master development of Costa Canuva near Chacala, Nayarit. The Costa Canuva deve-

lopment will also have a 250-room Fairmont hotel. The Ritz-Carlton Reserve plans call for three restaurants, a bar, event rooms, two pools, a spa and shops. Joseph Sitt, chairman of resort developer Thor Equities Group, said the Riviera Nayarit “is quickly becoming one of the most desi-

rable luxury resort destinations in all of Mexico.” Ritz-Carlton Reserve resorts are in secluded and naturally beautiful locations. The brand has resorts in Indonesia, Thailand and Puerto Rico. A property in Los Cabos, Mexico, is due to open next year.

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Christmas on the Mexican dinner table By Gary R. Beck

he usually bustling markets all over Mexico become even busier in December when displays of fruit for ponche navideño (Christmas punch) leading to the posadas intensifies. For nine days before Christmas, friends and neighbors get together for posadas which are reenactments of Mary and Joseph’s search for shelter in Bethlehem for the baby Jesus. The group ends up at the home of whichever neighbor lets them in, where piñatas are broken, fruit and candy are devoured by the children and Mexican punch, tamales and deep-fried fritters called buñuelos are offered. When Noche Buena(Christmas Eve) arrives it one of the most festive dinners of the year is served. A Mexican Christmas dinner is varied with foods ranging from tamales to tortillas to turkey and tejocote. The dishes served at this meal vary from region to region in Mexico: mole and romeritos in the central areas, tamales in the north, pozole in the western states with the south favoring chocolate with churros and buñuelos. But in modern day Mexico, turkey is the main attraction, stuffed with ground meat, olives and raisins or with nuts and bread, regardless which dishes accompany it. Not unlike back in the US or Canada, Christmas is a time to get together with family and friends to celebrate and food plays a big part. It is not unusual for Christmas Eve dinner to last until three in the

morning and this is why Christmas Day is a quiet non-event in most Mexican towns. Many families attend the Misa de Gallo (Christmas Eve Midnight Mass) and do not begin feasting until afterward. Here are some of the foods that are traditionally eaten at Christmastime in Mexico, either at Christmas Eve dinner or during the festivities leading up to Christmas (posadas). If you are in Mexico for Christmas, be sure to sample these holiday dishes and if you cannot be in Mexico during this time, add a Mexican touch to your celebration by including some of these foods: Ensalada de Noche Buena

The Mexican Christmas Salad is particularly festive and attractive being composed of beets, lettuce and seasonal fruit with more tropical versions found in the warm coastal areas. Recipes may include apple, carrot, orange, pineapple, jicama, pecans, peanuts and pomegranate seeds, varying according to availability and the chef’s preference. Bacalao A Spanish influence, is a dried then reconstituted codfish traditionally served as a first course. The fish is soaked to remove the salt in which it was cured, then flavored with olives, chiles and tomatoes. Pozole

Pork, chicken or both (surtido) and hominy stew is seasoned in its broth with chile and garlic. It is served with garnishes of shredded lettuce or cabbage, thinly sliced radishes, avocado, oregano, and lime wedges. It makes a hearty meal and a great party food. Romeritos A green small leafed vegetable resembling rosemary, for which it is named, is often served as romeritos en revoltijo, with shrimp cakes and drizzled with mole. Cochinito pibil Stewed pork (also puerco pibil or cochinita con achiote) is traditional slow-roasted pork recipe from the Yucatan Peninsula with Mayan background. Preparation involves marinating the meat in citrus juices, adding annatto seed and roasting, wrapped in banana leaves. Pavo Native to Mexico, turkey is another popular choice for a Christmas Eve dinner. Turkey may be roasted and stuffed and often served with mole. In Oaxaca, chile-rubbed turkey is a holiday time treat. Roast one hour, then flip so that the breast is on the bottom. The result is juicy white meat and wonderfully tender legs and thighs. Chiles rellenos Most commonly made with poblano chiles, sometimes ancho, they are stuffed with either ground beef or soft Oaxacan cheese which melts as pierced. Thin tomato sauce may be plated first with the chiles atop. Menudo Usually eaten with tortillas or bolillos, this stew is made with beef tripe and red chiles, often with

chopped onion, lime, cilantro and oregano. It is believed to be the medicine for a hangover. Buñuelos Served with a hot drink, they make an excellent treat. This crispy fried creation is like a sweet tostada which is sprinkled with sugar or doused in syrup. Holiday times, stands appear selling buñuelos and atole. Some towns are fortunate to have a stand year-round. After enjoying the fritter, some Nationals make a wish and throw the clay plate onto the ground, smashing to bits. This tradition is thought to have arisen from a Prehispanic festivity when all the dishes were broken at the end of a calendar cycle. Churros Known as the Spanish doughnut, dough is fried until crispy and coated with sugar. The pipe used may be tipped with a star-shaped nozzle resulting in a straight prism pastry. They are best eaten immediately when hot. Ponche Navideño This hot fruit punch is made with seasonal fruits like tejocote (Mexican hawthorn fruit), prunes, apples, tamarind, guava, pear and orange flavored with cinnamon and sweetened with piloncillo. Served at the Noche Buena dinner. This is a good warming beverage, with or without a splash of alcohol. Other popular traditional drinks are Jamaica which is brewed from dried dark red hibiscus flowers, café de olla, chocolate caliente, rompope, atole, spiced cider and Chimayo cocktails (cold apple cider spiked with Tequila, creme de cassis and lime).

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Posadas and Piñatas, A Christmas Tradition

Celebrating Christmas in Mexico T

Holiday Foods Of course, food plays a big part in any holiday celebration, and there are many foods that are associated with this time of year in Mexico. From ensalada de Noche Buena to ponche Navideño, Mexican families put out a big spread for the holidays.

here are many special traditions surrounding Christmas in Mexico. Some of these originated in Spain and others developed due to Mexico’s particular history. The festivities surrounding Christmas last through much of the month of December, but in fact, the Christmas season isn’t really over until February 2nd. Read on to learn about some of the most important Mexican Christmas traditions.

Nacimientos or Nativity Scenes Although many Mexican families have Christmas trees, nativity scenes are a more common Christmas decoration and many families have elaborate Nativity scenes in their homes or yards and there are also many public nacimientos as well as some very beautiful folk art nativity scenes. The nacimiento is usually set up on December 16th, the baby Jesus is added at night on December 24th and the three kings are added on January 5th. Pastorelas Pastorelas are theatrical presentations of the shepherds (los pastores) on their way to see baby Jesus. These originated during Mexico’s colonial period as a way to teach the native people about Catholic dogma, but have changed over time and are now light-hearted comedic presentations. In the play the shepherds encounter various obstacles on their journey, with devils and angels making appearances, trying to convince them of the way they should take.

Año Nuevo Year’s Eve by having a late-night dinner with their families. Those who want to party generally go out afterwards, so if you’re looking for a night out on the town, be prepared for things to really get going after midnight.

Christmas Posadas The Posadas take place on the nine days preceding Christmas. From the 16th to the 24th processions reenact Mary and Joseph’s search for shelter in Bethlehem. These processions lead to a different house every night for the culmination of the posada - a fiesta, which will usually include one or more piñatas. Villancicos or Caroling Christmas carols are called villancicos (pronounced vee-yan-seekose) in Spanish. Some of these may be familiar translations of songs in English, such as Noche de Paz, the Spanish version of Silent

Night, and some are completely different, such as Las Campanas de Belen (Bethlehem’s Bells) and Los Peces en el Río (the Fishes in the River). Nochebuena Christmas Eve is called Nochebuena in Spanish. This is the night of the last posada. Many people attend midnight mass and then have a dinner together with their families. Christmas Day is generally a quiet day. Gifts are not traditionally exchanged on Christmas, but this is changing, and Santa Claus is becoming increasingly more prominent in Mexican Christmas celebrations.

Día de Reyes January 6th is Epiphany, celebrated in Mexico as Día de Reyes “King’s Day.” This is when children traditionally receive gifts, brought by the three wise men. Many children now receive gifts both on Christmas and on King’s Day. On this day it is also customary to share a Rosca de Reyes among friends and family. This is a special sweet bread in the shape of a wreath with a miniature baby Jesus figure inside. Whoever finds the baby Jesus (often there are several in each Rosca) is supposed to host the party on February 2nd, traditionally serving tamales. Día de la Candelaria Candlemas, or Día de la Candelaria, on February 2nd, marks the end of the Christmas season. On this day, people dress up their Niños Dios (Christ child figures) and take them to the church to be blessed, and everyone enjoys tamales provided by the person who got the baby Jesus in the Rosca de Reyes on King’s Day.

n Mexico, Christmas festivities officially begin with the Posadas, a series of nine parties occurring every day from the 16th until the 24th of December. Posadas are said to have been invented by the Spanish priests who in their attempt to convert the locals to Catholicism began holding nine masses before Christmas due to the similar timing of the celebration of the birth of the Aztec god of war, Huitzilopochtli. This gave way to the syncretism of both traditions, melding both the Aztec and Catholic holidays into one. Posadas occur in the evenings, consisting of a reenactment of Mary and Joseph asking for lodging before arriving at the manger. During this reenactment, half of the people stay inside, these are the innkeepers, and the other half goes outside singing and asking for lodging in a candlelit procession that lasts until they reach the place of the party (where the innkeepers are). Once they let them in, the party begins. During the party, Christmas carols are sung, fruit punch is consumed, and a star-shaped piñata is broken. The piñata was originally used just after the Conquest by Spanish priests recently arrived in New Spain--as an evangelization tool for the indigenous population. Given that the Spanish spoke no indigenous language and the natives did not speak Spanish, this graphic illustration of sin and redemption made an enormous impact. Although piñatas have largely lost their religious connotations and are now made in a wide variety of shapes, the traditional piñata is star-shaped and has 7 points, symbolizing the seven deadly sins that are broken by the stick, representing the strength and faith in God. The person attempting to break the piñata must be blindfolded. Once the piñata is broken, the filling, consisting of traditionally candy, fruits and peanuts, is released for everyone to enjoy. Original: rapy.com

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ast chance to shop at Marsol Friday Market before the big day(s)! For those of you who use Ricardo Mazcal’s naturally marvelous products – he is offering 25% discount on every extract, cream, and potions that he creates for this one pre-Christmas Market. It is an auspicious time to stock up on Maz Mix and Warrior Extract for the weightlifters in the family. Ricardo’s Snail Cream can soften and smooth the roughest lizardlike skin and his Day Cream also offers UVA protection. New to the Marsol are Taxco Silver House and Desiree’s Artisan Bakery. The former has exquisite, exciting new designs from Taxco set in silver; the latter, delicious bread including ciabatta and bagels. Both have an expansive selection and variety.

The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier presents, accompanied by live music: handmade aprons and pillow shams; city and country walking tours; durable cotton wine/gift bags, and Louisiana peanut brittle. Organic coffee from Chiapas, ground or whole bean. Home Décor advice; 100% cotton clothing; fine baked goods and pickled beets. Talavera pottery, fine art, and Huichol crafts; fabric and leather purses; Bark art and animal-rescue info. Mexican nuts, candies, and specialty tequilas. Jewelry made with: sterling silver; faceted glass and semi-precious stones; repurposed fabrics; leather for men and women; sea glass and beach tile and more.Join us yearround at the Marsol Friday Market by the Pier. Open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

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DECEMBER 10-17-2019 Merida/Uxmal/Chichen Itza/Becal “Experience the Archaeological Wonders of the Yucatan” DECEMBER 20-2018 Mascota/Talpa 1 Day Tour 7:am-7:00pm To benefit “Purr Project” A touching spiritual encounter JANUARY 09-11-2019 Tonala Original Special “Shop Till You Drop” Tour www.thewitcherysalon.com

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CHRISTMAS POSADA AT CORAZON – Friday, December 21 at 6pm join the children of Corazon de Nino for ta traditional Christmas Posada including, buffet dinner, ponche, pinatas, loteria and carols. RSVP $500 pesos email admin@ corazondenina.mx

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CHRISTMAS PHOTOS WITH YOUR PETS – On December 22, Saturday at 4 PM – 9 PM be a part of the Third Edition of #FotoTourPerruno, a non-profit initiative created as a means of raising funds for the local Animal Shelter. The photo tour takes place Saturday, December 22nd on Puerto Vallarta’s famed Malecon in front of the small lighthouse. Renowned photographer Daniel Alvarez will capture candid moments of you and your four-legged friend in the thatched booth. All high resolution photos will be emailed and posted on the Foto Tour Perruno Facebook page. Donations for CCAAAM: $250 pesos

OPENING CELEBRATION: EXHIBITION - MEN AND WOMEN, PAINTING MEN – On Friday December 21 from 6-9pm. Come celebrate this amazing exhibition at Art Vallarta 213 Calle Pilitas in Zona Romantica. CHRISTMAS CONCERT - The Puerto Vallarta School Orchestra is pleased to invite you to their Christmas concert on December 21, at Teatro Vallarta at 7:00 pm. It is one of the concerts with the greatest artistic and academic impact in our annual calendar, since it brings together most of our students in a large format orchestra. More than 100 children and young people from Vallarta on stage. Teatro Vallarta, Uraguay 184, Centro Vallarta. $100 peso donation. Tickets at the door.

Artisan and Farmer’s Markets in Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

very year at the end of October through the first week of November we welcome back the many artisan and farmer’s markets that pop-up around the bay and north through the towns of Riviera Nayarit. These markets represent local producers, artisans and entrepreneurs selling homemade food, organic products, arts and crafts, jewelry and more. They are an excellent resource for fresh baked treats, hard to find items and unique souvenirs. Here is an up to date list for most markets, if you know of another please email and we’ll add it to the list. Editor@vallartatribune.com

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Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open every Friday all year located on Francisca Rodriguez Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 10 am -2 pm – On Calle Revolucion before the bridge Southside Shuffle every second week from 6 pm - 10 pm On Basilio Badillo, Old Town

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Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Parks, Old Town Three Hens & a Rooster Market 9 am - 1:00 pm at the Lions Club, Madero # 280 Old Town Tianguis Lo de Marcos – Located at Main plaza

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Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9 am -3pm Located at La Cruz Marina

Tuesday

Riviera Market 9am - 2 pm In Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino.

Wednesday

Bucerias Forever Spring Market - 9 am - 1pm In the parking lot of Chedraui Bucerias Vallarta ArtWalk - 6 pm - 10 pm Various locations in downtown vallartaartwalk.com

Thursday

Bucerias ArtWalk - 7-9pm - along Lazaro Cardenas Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm along the marina boardwalk

FULL MOON PADDLE TO LOS ARCOS DE MISMALOYA - December 22 from 5:30 PM – 8:30 PM at Paddle Zone in Mismaloya. Come experience the magic of Los Arcos Marine Park this next full moon, on Saturday, December 22th. Meet at the shop on Mismaloya Beach at 5:30pm, and the excursion lasts for three hours. The cost for this event is 850 pesos and includes: Rental of all equipment (SUP board or kayak, leash, paddle), a professional tour guide, a digital GoPro photo souvenir taken on your excursion (with additional photos available for purchase), and traditional hot chocolate cacao tea and other treats upon our arrival to shore. A complimentary lesson is also included! And if you have your own board, come along for a discounted price. Email info@ paddle-zone.com to reserve your spot, as spaces are limited.

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MALECON SCULPTURES 101— Enjoy a relaxed walk by the ocean while chatting about the sculptures on the Malecon and the local art scene, plus a delicious Mexican brunch or snack at a charming and very unique spot. A fantastic cultural experience with a local friend. Wed, Thu and Fri at 9:00am. Make reservations through Vallarta101 (facebook.com/welovevallarta | 01 322 100 2253) HANDBUILDING WITH CLAY AT ART VALLARTA— This

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class will take the beginner student through each step of coil and slab building. The instructor will familiarize you with terms,tools and processes, supporting your creative vision. Monday and Friday10:00am- 1:00pm and 1:30pm-4:30pm, Tuesday and Thursday, 1:30pm-4:30pm 350.00 pesos plus Clay Kit. Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook. com/artvallarta) INTRODUCTION TO WHEEL THROWING AT ART VALLARTA— This class will take the beginner student through each step of coil and slab building. The instructor will familiarize you with terms,tools and processes, supporting your creative vision. You will build simple projects from choosing your idea, applying techniques you learn, finishing with firing and glazing. This is a fundamental class to enjoy, inspire and explore clay work as an artist. Monday and Friday10:00am- 1:00pm and 1:30pm-4:30pm, Tuesday and Thursday, 1:30pm-4:30pm 350.00 pesos plus Clay Kit. Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook. com/artvallarta) OPEN CLAY STUDIO AT ART VALLARTA— Have a project you want to work on independently? Come take part working side by side with student’s from all classes and artists currently in the studio. No instruction is provided, but Rob will be present and available to help you out with equipment and basic needs.Enjoy all that Art Vallarta’s pottery studio has to offer.350.00 pesos plus Clay Kit (if you need) Monday and Friday10:00am- 1:00pm and 1:30pm-4:30pm, Tuesday and Thursday, 1:30pm-4:30pm Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta) HARNESS THE POWER OF PAINTING WITH DOUGLAS SIMONSON— This class is for both beginning and experienced acrylic painters. Painter Douglas Simonson has 35 years of experience painting in acrylics and he will work with you in whatever area of painting you want to focus on. He can also help total beginners who don’t yet know what they want to focus on! Class is every Friday from 1:30 PM to 4:30PM. Cost is $350 pesos per class. Easels, paints and brushes are Bring your own canvas or purchase one at ART VallARTa Art Supply Store Drop-ins are welcome. You can store your pieces at ART VallARTa to come back and work on them week to week–even season to season. Art Vallarta Gallery (Calle Pilitas 213 | facebook.com/artvallarta)

37 FOOD CHEF RUBEN’S MAGICAL MEXICAN SALSAS— Chef Ruben introduces a journey of different sauces of Mexico. Taking classic Mexican ingredients and by doing a variety of cooking techniques, he will show how you can get many different flavors, textures, and options for other dishes. You will help in the preparation and eat different salsas as we prepare them. Also learn how to make classic sopes with a filling and test all the salsas that we have made to have some wonderful flavors. Beer, wine, local spirits and jugos are included. $1170 pesos per person. Wed. at 6 pm at ART Vallarta (213 Calle Pilitas | artvallarta.com)

HEALTH & WELLNESS BEACH YOGA— Bring your mat down to the beach for a gentle morning flow, every Wednesday at 9am at playa los camarones, in front of Barracuda restaurant. 70 pesos per person and children under 12 are free when accompanying an adult. Barracuda (Calle Paraguay 1290) DANCING BODIES— Dancing bodies is a dance workshop focused on movement and body awareness aiming to improve physical mobility, creativity, body strength, balance and flexibility and overall feelings of well-being. Directed to adults with an interest in working with sensory stimulation, the creation of your own dance, creative movement, and body consciousness. Tuesdays from 10 to 10:45 at ART VallARTa (213 Calle Pilitas | artvallarta.com) VINYASA YOGA— Vinyasa Flow Yoga is a dynamic and vigorous practice in which breathing and progressive movement lead to a meditative state. This style is focused on developing consciousness and awareness of the proper alignment for each body as we go through the different postures (asanas). Directed to people of all ages and levels. Thursdays from 9 to 9:45 am at ART VallARTa (213 Calle Pilitas | artvallarta. com) PILATES CLASS— The Pilates Method is a physical workout method that builds strength, flexibility and lean muscle tone. It focuses on lengthening and alignment of the spine with proper engagement of core muscles. For people of all ages and levels of training, immediate benefits of the method include improvement of posture, balance and overall wellness. Tuesdays from 9 to 9:45 am at ART VallARTa (213 Calle Pilitas | artvallarta.com) SPIRITUAL & METAPHYSICAL LECTURE— Journey of self-discovery at the Center For Spiritual Living Puerto Vallarta. Each week offers inspirational talk using spiritual tools for personal growth, along with discussion and fellowship afterward. An open and inclusive spiritual community, all are welcome. Saturdays from 12:00 - 1:00 pm at Centro Cultural Cuale (Aquiles Serdan #437) SPIRITUAL LIVING CIRCLE— Join the Center For Spiritual Living Puerto Vallarta (www.cslpv.org) for weekly discussions based on articles in the Science of Mind magazine. It’s a new discussion each week. Enjoy a great cup of coffee, great discussions in the comfort of air conditioning and stay for the sunset on the beach afterwards. Love offerings welcomed and appreciated. Tuesdays from 7 to 8 pm.

OTHER BINGO WITH PEARL— Saturdays at 4pm. Drink specials, gift certificates, and cash prizes. Special guests Ballet Folklorico Tradiciones will perform. Incanto Vallarta (Insurgentes 109, Old Town Puerto Vallarta | 322.223.9756 | www.incantovallarta.com) CHARITY BINGO AT NACHO DADDY— Win big and support local causes. A new season of Nacho Daddy Charity Bingo will be played every other Wednesday at 4:00 pm throughout the Winter/Spring to raise money for two fantastic local charities: Pasitos de Luz and the Colina Spay & Neuter Clinic. More info at nachodaddypv.com CORAZON DE NINA HUMANITARIAN TOUR AND BRUNCH— Corazon de Nina is a non-profit, registered charity in Mexico and the U.S. Our mission is to provide a nurturing family environment for at-risk girls and boys of all ages. For a donation of $250 pesos, you will receive a nice brunch, a tour of the home and interaction with the children. More info through facebook.com/CorazonDeNinaPv. Tuesdays through April from 9:30 to 11:30 am in Colonial Primera de Mayo, Calle San Luis Potosi #355, Puerto Vallarta.

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VALLARTA Bambinos Trattoria (Aguacate #314) The Beatles Tribute on Mon at 8 pm ELV1S on Wed at 8 pm Fiesta Latina! On Fri and Sat. at 8 pm

Babel Bar (Aquiles Serdán 437, Isla del Cuale) Esaú Galván on Wed and Sun from 1 to 3 pm Moruno on Thu from 1 to 3 pm Ruiz and Rentería on Fri from 1 to 3 pm Zoe & León on Sat from 1 to 3 pm Bistro Teresa (Zaragoza 160 4th floor) Guitar Duet Zoe & Leon every Wed from 6-8pm Blakes Restaurant and Bar (Plaza Los Glorias #16) Tres Cuarto on Tue from 3 - 6pm Soul Trip on Fri from 2:30 – 5:30pm Hugh and the Mexpats on Sat from 2:30 – 5:30pm Captain Don’s (Honduras 126) Gecko Band on Tue from 3 – 6pm Calvera Beach on Wed from 3 – 6 pm Tequila Rush on Fri from 8pm to 11 am Da Crew on Sat from 8 pm to 11 am Cuates y Cuetes (Francisca Rodriquez 101) Tatewari on Wed from 8 to 10 pm Daquiri Dick’s Flamenco Guitar by Esaú Galván on Tue from 7 to 9:30 pm El Bar at Food Park PV The Black Tequila on Sat at 9:00 pm El Rio, (Paso Ancho) The Jokers on Tuesdays at 4 p.m. The Zippers on Wednesdays at 4 p.m. La Trez Cuartoz on Thursdays at 4 p.m. Bob & Gilberto on Fridays at 4 p.m. Da Crew on Saturdays at 4 p.m. Gringo Loco Cantina (Francisco I Madero 403) The Band Paranoia on Wed from 7 to 10 pm Martin (solo) on Thu from 7 to 10 pm The Change Band on Sat from 7 to 10 pm Incanto (Insurgentes 109) Red Suitcase Band on Sun and Wed at 7:30 pm Zoe Wood & Eduardo Leon on Mon at 7:30 pm Open Mic on Thu at 7:30 pm Joan Houston on Fri at 5:00 pm Luis & Fernando on Fri at 7:30 pm Dennis Crow on Fri-Wed at 9:30 pm Cheko Ruiz Gypsy Kings on Sun at 9:30 pm Joby & Tongo on Mon at 5:00 pm Edgar Roxha on Tue at 5:00 pm The Blue Knotes Duet on Tue at 7:00 pm Jay-Gee, Romantic Piano on Wed at 5:00 pm Salsa dancing lessons on Sun & Wed at 8pm Lady Zen Fridays at 9:30pm More @ incantovallarta.com Kelekai’s (Liberdad 516, Col. Playa Grande ) The Bay Roots on Sun from 2 to 5 pm Kelly’s Pour Favor (Lazaro Cardenas 245) Hoochie Coochie Men on Mon 8 - 11 pm Trez Cuartez on Tue from 8:30 – 11:30 pm Tequila Rush on Wed from 8 – 11 pm 3Tones on Thurs from 8 – 11 pm The Others on Fri from 8:30 – 11:30 pm Soul Trip on Sat from 8 – 11 pm Dr Groove on Sun from 9 pm to 12 am Murphy’s Irish Pub (484 Morelos, Malecon) Anna and the Others - Thurs and Sat at 10:30pm Nacho Daddy (287 Basilio Badillo) Cat Daddy’s on Tue at 8:30 pm Joker Band on Wed at 8:30 pm Texas Embassy Blues Band on Fri at 8:30 pm

Warique (Aquiles Serdan 280) Live Music on Fri and Sun from 7 to 10 pm Que/Pasa (625 Aquiles Serdan) Bob Tansen & Son every Mon from 7 to 9 pm Dennis Decrenet every Tue from 7 to 9 pm Da Crew every Friday from 6:30 to 9:30 pm Revolution Restaurant & Bar (Matamoros #235 Col. Centro) The Sunset Raiders on Sat at 8 pm Roxy Rockhouse (Ignacio L Vallarta 275 Gecko Band on Thurs from 8 – 11 pm

RIVIERA NAYARIT Chasers Sports Bar

(Avenida Mexico 570A | Nuevo Vallarta) Tequila Rush Tuesday at 8pm Gecko Band on Fri from 8 – 11 pm Cesar Medina Saturdays at 8pm Encore Restaurant & Lounge (51 Lazaro Cardenas | Bucerias) Live Jazz Thu and Fri from 7 to 10 pm Buzzos (In front of Bungalows Princess | Bucerias) Hugh and the MexPats Fridays at 6 - 8pm Sweet and Sour on Sat from 6 – 9pm El Chivero (Avenida Pacifico 9, Centro | Bucerias) The Gecko Band Saturday at 3pm Drunken Duck (Avenida Mexico, Centro | Bucerias) LaBandra Tuesday at 9pm The Gecko Band Wed at 9pm, Sun at 5pm Soul Trip Thurs at 9pm Da Crew Sunday at 9pm Punta Esmeralda Beach Club (Highway from Bucerias to La Cruz) Damaged Goods on Wed and Sun from 7:30 – 9:30pm Ana Bananas (Tiburón #42 | La Cruz) Soul Trip on Mondays at 7pm JAM on Fri at 7 pm Rhythm Roosters Sun at 7 pm Greene Tomatoe (Town Square La Cruz) The Traveling Band Wed around 8pm Tres Aires Thur around 8pm Rock in Trio Fri around 8pm Crazy Boys Sat around 8 OSO’s Oyster Bar ( La Cruz Marina) The Remedy on Sat at 7 pm Masala (La Cruz) Blue Knote on Thurs from 7 – 9pm Las Palapas Beach Bar (Arroyo Seco. Playa La Manzanilla, La Cruz) The Remedy on Sat at 7 pm Octopus Garden (Coral 66 | La Cruz) La Boquita Saturday at 7pm Tatwari Thursday at 7pm Britannia (Coral, La Cruz) Open mic with The Turn on Tues from 7 until they close La Cruz Inn (36 Calle Marlin | La Cruz) Music in the Street with Matt on Sat from 4:00 to 7:30 pm Tres Aires on Thu from 5:30 to 7:45 pm Black Forest (16 Marlin, La Cruz) Gypsy Flamenco Fridays at 7:30 pm El Atico Hookah (Sayulita) Soul Trip on Tue at 9:30pm Faro Mita (Higuera Blanca) Soul Trip on Fri at 7:30pm

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crossword THEMELESS NO. 9 BY EVAN BIRNH OLZ

Dec. 20 - 19, 2018 www.vallartatribune.com

Sunday Crossword by Evan Birnholz, Washington Post

ACROSS

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