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I’ve worked with Oscar winners, and I can see and identify Oscar-caliber work. I get tweets and emails from all over the world where people tell me that our scene is so powerful, poignant and heartbreaking. It’s nice to have a little breakout scene like this after doing so many projects. It’s tough for a character actor.” ***

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The Department of Veterans Affairs has added five illnesses to service-connected Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI). What this means is that veterans who have those illnesses as well as TBI will have an easier time getting additional disability benefits. The VA based its decision on a report by the National Academy of Sciences Institute of Medicine that found “sufficient evidence” to link moderate to severe TBI with the five conditions: Parkinson’s disease, certain types of dementia, depression, unprovoked seizures or certain diseases of the hypothalamus and pituitary glands. Those secondary illnesses will be considered service-connected and won’t require medical opinions to establish whether there is correlation to TBI. There’s a time period for three of the five illnesses, however. Parkinson’s disease or unprovoked seizures don’t have a time frame.  Dementia, if it manifests within 15 years with moderate or severe TBI.  Depression, if it manifests within three years with moderate or severe TBI or within 12 months with mild TBI.  Diseases of hormone deficiency from hypothalamo-pituitary changes if they manifest within 12 months of moderate or severe TBI. Even if you don’t meet the guidelines for severity of TBI or length of time between TBI and the onset of the second illness, file your claim anyway, says the VA. If you have questions or want to file a new claim, go online to www.eBenefits.va.gov/ebenefits or call toll free to 1-800-827-1000. If you’re still active duty but within 180 days of discharge, you can file a pre-discharge TBI claim at the same link to phone number. To see the whole final determination (the comment section is informative), go online to www. regulations.gov and put this in the search box: VA2012-VBA-0029-0212 For information about VA and DOD proMon., grams forJan. brain6injury, go to www.dvbic.org.

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Immediate Treatment is Crucial in Stroke Care If diagnosed with a stroke, it is important to get to the hospital immediately. If it’s caused by a blood clot, immediate treatment with the drug tissue-type plasminogen activator (TPA) can dissolve the clot, leading to an improved prognosis and less long-term disabilities. Once reaching the emergency room, a CT scan or MRI is immediately needed to diagnose that a blood clot is the cause of the stroke. Using a CT scan, an interventional radiologist or neurologist guides a catheter through the carotid artery and into the affected brain artery, so the TPA can be infused. To be effective, the infusion must begin within three hours of the first symptom of the stroke. Unfortunately, researchers at Yale University have shown that only 37 percent reach the emergency room early enough for the TPA to be effective. Recently published in the journal Stroke, research has shown that 62 percent of Medicare patients diagnosed with a stroke will either die or be readmitted to the hospital within a year. Of those admitted to a hospital following the stroke, 14 percent die within a month and 30 percent more die within the first year. During the first days after the stroke, the risk of death ranged from 9 percent in top-performing hospitals to 18 percent in those hospitals where outcomes were the worst. Interestingly, being designated as a major stroke center did not appear to affect readmission or death rates within a year. Symptoms of a stroke should not be ignored -- either call 911 or get to an emergency room as soon as possible. Early warning signs of a stroke include: sudden weakness or numbness in an arm or leg on one side of the body, loss of the ability to speak or walk, difficulties with balance, dizziness or sudden onset of confusion. On occasion, a severe headache can be a harbinger of a stroke. But the diagnosis is more likely to be caused by a cerebral bleed rather than a blocked artery. Sometimes symptoms may only last a few minutes and completely resolve. The cause is a blockage of a smaller artery that causes transient symptoms. Referred to as a transient ischemic attack or TIA, this is often a warning sign of an impending stroke. If these symptoms occur, it’s essential to get an immediate evaluation, usually in an emergency room. Anyone being treated for high blood pressure, diabetes, coronary artery disease or vascular disease in the lower limbs (peripheral arterial disease) is at a greater risk of developing a stroke. A greater than 70 percent narrowing of a carotid artery is associated with an increased risk of a stroke -- as is having a history of an irregular heart rate (arrhythmia) and being diagnosed with atrial fibrillation. Evaluation of a TIA usually involves a CT or MRI of the brain to determine if there has been blockage of small brain arteries as well as scans of both carotid arteries to determine if they are narrowed. If blocked by more than 70 percent, intervention to open the blockage significantly reduces stroke risk. An evaluation of the heart is needed to determine if atrial fibrillation is present, in which case anticoagulation with the blood thinner Coumadin is prescribed. Patients with atrial fibrillation develop blood clots in their hearts that can break off and go to the brain -- where blockage of a blood vessel can lead to a major stroke. At any age, effective anticoagulation will reduce stroke risk by

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CASEY’S CORNER (from page 9) more than 80 percent. Patients who survive the initial stroke are behavior and acknowledging -- and celebrating -- the admitted to a hospital and often have to spend differences between dogs and their human companMAR. 20 some time receiving aggressive rehabilitation. With TUES., ions. appropriate occupational and physical therapy, Please review carefully. Double check:  Phone  Spelling  Prices Hoursdog as a Number(s) In short, when you think ofyour remarkable recovery can occur. child, you do the dog a disservice. You deny the ani AimedContact at reducing risk of a stroke and immediately with changes or corrections. yourthe Tidbits representative mal. improving the prognosis, compulsive treatment Office: 760-320-0997 Fax: 760-320-1630 valleybits@msn.com TheEmail: best gift you could give your dog -- and includes lowering blood pressure and cholesterol, your human family -- is to take the time to learn the treating diabetes and prescribing drugs that impair language, behavior and needs of a dog. Only then platelet function. Usually an 81-milligram aspirin will you be able to recognize and deal with problem tablet and Plavix are prescribed to reduce the risk behaviors such as aggression. of blood clots in the brain. Woof! It is clear that stroke, a leading cause of death, carries a poor prognosis. Fortunately, regu Dog trainer Matthew “Uncle Matty” Margolis is the lar medical checkups and compulsive treatment of co-author of 18 books about dogs, a behaviorist, a popular radio disorders, which predispose to stroke, substantially and television guest, and the host of the PBS series “WOOF! review carefully. Double check:  PhoneIt’s Number(s)  Spelling Prices  Hours reducePlease the risks, leading to a better and a longer a Dog’s Life!” Read all ofUncle Matty’s columns at www. Southwest Pool & him Spaat(B) Southwest Pool & Spa (A) creators.com, and visit www.unclematty.com. Send your life. Contact your Tidbits representative immediately changes or corrections. BZ 4Cwith 26x questions to dearuncle.gazette@unclematty.com or by mail to BZ 26xDavid 4C Dr. Lipschitz is the author of the books, Uncle Matty at Box 83300, Diamond April 1, Email: 2012P.O.Vol. - No. 14 Springs, CA 95619. “Breaking Rules of Aging” and 13 “Dr. David’s First Health Offi ce: Vol. 760-320-0997 Fax: 760-320-1630 valleybits@msn.com March 25,the 2012 8 - No.

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DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I suffered from an enlarged prostate, so I was sent to a urologist. He checked for cancer, but I don’t have it. He put me on Flomax and Avodart. After three years, the doctor said the medicines were no longer working and that I had to have surger y or my bladder would be damaged and I would have to carr y a bag for the rest of my life. I am 57. I had a transurethral resection of the prostate, TURP. It’s been two months, and I still am passing blood clots. Is this normal. -- J.G.

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2013 was such a God-awful year, if it was in the form of a human I would gladly punch it in the trachea. From Lance Armstrong, to the concussion Your “Sascha B”-signed ashtray was de- era drama in the NFL, to the steroid-era drama in signed by the multitalented artist and designer, Sas- baseball, imaginary girlfriends, baby-mama drama, cha Brastoff. He opened his studio in West Los An- murders, bombings and drugs ... I wondered if it geles in 1953. Objects that were signed “Sascha B” would ever end. Every day it was something, and Can you tell me anything about this were decorated by staff artists. Those signed “Sas- rarely did it seem to relate to actual sports. Why am I keeping up with the Kardashipainting of a woman? It is 23-by-19 inches, and cha Brastoff” were personally crafted by him and are more desired by collectors, therefore commanding ans? Can somebody help me with this? Aside from is on a ver y heavy corkwood surface. She is sporting events and kids’ shows, I don’t watch a lot higher prices. wearing a necklace with what looks like a family As a young man, Brastoff was encouraged of television. So why do I know so much about this crest on it. The painting is not signed. by his immigrant parents to pursue a career in art. girl Kim? I’m not even saying anything bad about I would appreciate any information you He studied at the Case Western Reserve School of her like most seem to do whenever she comes up can provide on who she is, who the artist was Art in Cleveland. He was also a dancer, sculptor, jew- in conversation. She seems like a very healthyand when it was painted. elry designer and Hollywood costume designer. His looking and charismatic young woman. I just don’t LA studio produced earthenware, decorative enam- care about her marriage to Lamar Odom or Kanye Your eled metal pieces and fine china. 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