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• Average territory of an adult male grizzly: 1000 sq. mi. • Number of square miles in the state of Rhode Island: 1,200 sq. mi. • Normal body temperature of a grizzly: 100 F. • Body temp of a hibernating grizzly: 89 F. • Normal heartbeat of a resting grizzly: 40/min.

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• Heartbeat of a hibernating grizzly: 8/min.

• Number of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S.: 1,500

• Number of seconds it takes a grizzly to run 100 meters from a standing start: 6 seconds.

• Population of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S. before human settlement: 50,000 • Percentage of the original range of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S. no longer occupied by grizzlies: 98% • Number of grizzlies living between Yellowstone Park, Wyoming and Waterton Park, Alberta: 950 • Estimated number in Alaska: 30,000 • Estimated number in western Canada: 20,000 • Pounds of food a grizzly will eat in a day: 35 • Number of army cutworm moths a grizzly can eat in a day: 40,000 • Amount of weight a grizzly can gain in a week: 40 lbs. • Typical weight for an average Yellowstone grizzly: 500 lbs. • Typical weight for an Alaska grizzly: 800 – 1000 lbs. • Average age before a female grizzly becomes a mother: 5-6 years.

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• Average number of years between females giving birth: 2 to 3 years. • Number of years a cub will remain with its mother: 2-3 years.

• Percent of grizzly cubs that die in their first year: 40%

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• Weight of a newborn grizzly cub: 1 lb.

• Percent of body fat a grizzly will lose during hibernation: 35% • Number of winters a grizzly will use the same den: 1

• Number of seconds it takes Usain Bolt to run 100 meters from a standing start: 9.8 seconds. • Length in inches of an average grizzly’s claws: 4 inches • Number of teeth a grizzly has: 42 • Average number of humans killed by grizzlies in North America each year: 1 • Number of humans killed by grizzlies across North America over the last century: 80 • Number of humans killed by black bears in North America over the last century: 35 • Percent of tourists injured by grizzlies in Yellowstone who were men: 78% • Percent of grizzly-caused human deaths that involve a mother bear and her cubs: 70 • Percent of grizzlies in the northern Rocky Mountains that die of natural causes: 10% • Percent of grizzlies that are killed by humans either accidentally or intentionally: 90% • Maximum life span of a grizzly in the wild: 30 years. 

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But some loopholes in that 1996 law led to would get a two-thirds of one percent increase for some totally unintended benefits that became all the each month between age 66 and 68 that he delayed rage among seniors, especially in the last five years starting his checks. That comes out to a 16 percent or so. Those benefits became known as the Social increase. In other words, starting his benefits at YOUR Security maximizing strategies. One of those strate- age 68, Bill would get 116 percent of his full retiregies is called “file and suspend.” The other primary ment benefit. But the file and suspend strategy also strategy is “file and restrict.” Late last year, Con- would give Bill the option of going back to age 66 gress enacted laws to close those loopholes. The file to start his benefits. He would NOT get the 16 perby Tom Margenau and suspend loophole closes at the end of April. The cent increase. But he would get 24 months’ worth file and restrict loophole remains open until 2020. of retroactive payments, and continuing monthly (More about that at the end of this column.) payments, all at his age 66 rate. Here is a very typical example of the “file The chance to use that loophole also goes and suspend” strategy. Bill is 66 years old but does away on April 30. Please note that even after the not plan to take his Social Security benefits until loophole closes, Bill still can decide to delay benhe is 70 years old, at which point he would get a 32 efits until age 70. And he still can change his mind percent “delayed retirement bonus” added to his at age 68 if he wants to. And he still would get the monthly Social Security checks. Bill’s wife, Pam, is 116 percent benefit rate from age 68 on. What he 62 and has never worked outside the home. Jumping can’t do with the closed loophole is claim benefits In last week’s column, I mentioned that old- through the “file and suspend” loophole, Bill would retroactively to age 66. er people across the country are panicking because be able to file for his Social Security at age 66 and Earlier, I mentioned the “file and restrict” they think they have to take some action, or make then immediately suspend those benefits. However, strategy. That is the gambit that allows someone 66 some important decisions, with respect to their So- Pam would be able to file for benefits on Bill’s ac- or older to claim spousal benefits on a husband’s or cial Security benefits by April 30. This panic is be- count and collect spousal benefits even while Bill’s wife’s Social Security account while delaying their ing fueled by misleading advertisements and mailers own benefits were suspended. own retirement benefits until age 70 to collect the TUES., MAR. targeting senior citizens. I got one in the mail with The loophole-closing bill passed last year aforementioned “delayed retirement bonus.”15That this headline in big bold type and all caps: “IF YOU simply takes the law back to its original intent. It carefully. strategy can be employed anyone turning 66 Please review Double check: by Phone Number(s) beSpelling  DON’T ACT BY APRIL 30, YOU COULD BE LOS- says that Bill has every right to wait until age 70 to fore January 2020. 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balls at the end. Many of his designs were patented and signed. If you plan to have your rocking chair insured, the value would probably be $200 to $250. * * * The enclosed mark is on a set of dishes that I inherited from my aunt. It is a set of eight and includes all the ser ving pieces. The dishes are decorated with a soft blue glaze and are in mint condition. I don’t think my aunt used the dishes at all except for special occasions. She was my favorite aunt and I would never part with the set, but would like to know more about its maker, age and value.

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Enclosed is a photo of a child’s rocking chair that I received from my greataunt 55 years ago. The family stor y goes that her father, my great-grandfather, purchased it secondhand for her in 1905. I was told that he had it recaned at the time of purchase, but I don’t know for sure if that’s true. I can’t find any markings on the chair, but it is in solid shape and has all its original pieces. It appears to be made Victorian oak child’s rocker design inspired by George of oak and has a Hunzinger. dark stain finish. I would appreciate it if you could provide any histor y about this type of chair and its value -- not that I would sell it, but I am curious. Thank you for any information you can give me. I so enjoy your column ever y week in our local newspaper.

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