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● It was iconic pop artist Andy Warhol who made the following observation: “Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up, and they’re always tax deductible.” ● At one time in Alabama, it was illegal to wear a false mustache to church. ● The English word “toast” to describe a piece of browned bread comes from the Latin word “tostare,” which means “roasted.” The word “toast” to mean kind words spoken while sharing wine also comes from the same root, though in a roundabout way. In the Middle Ages, wine was not always of the highest quality. As a gesture of goodwill and hospitality to guests, a piece of toast was sometimes added to improve the flavor. Eventually (as vintages improved, one might assume), the browned bread was forgotten and only the words remained. ● You might be surprised to learn that the man who was the lead designer for the original GI Joe action figure also designed the inaugural medal for the John F. Kennedy-Lyndon Johnson administration. ● If you’re an arachnophobe, it you probably don’t want to know that a tarantula can live for up to two years without eating a thing. ● Have you ever noticed the small bumps that seem to cover your tongue? Many people think that these are taste buds. In fact, there are more than 200 taste buds on each of those bumps. ● Those who study such things say that the 15 most commonly used words in the English language are, in descending order: I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, them, what, the, a and an. *** Thought for the Day: “The greatest accomplishment is not in never failing, but in rising again after you fall.” -- Vince Lombardi (c) 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

• But it was not to last. In the early 1960s, as increasing numbers of travelers began driving faster cars and avoiding slow country roads for the speed and convenience of freeways, BurmaShave could no longer keep up. Decreasing sales and the increasing cost of keeping the signs posted and maintained for a diminishing audience spelled the end of an era.

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I will bet a year’s worth of my pension checks that any It has been my custom for most of the past 15 Social Security reform package will include a big inyears to write a year-end column that summarizes the crease in that wage base. I don’t think it will be elimiSocial Security changes and updates scheduled to nated. But it will increase rather sharply. take place the following year. Most people need 40 Social Security work credits Almost all Social Security beneficiaries are famil- (sometimes called “quarters of coverage”) to be eliiar with the most popular and publicized upcoming gible for monthly benefit checks from the system. In change: the increase in monthly benefit checks for 2012, people who were working earned one credit for 2013 due to the automated cost-of-living adjustment, each $1,130 in Social Security taxable income. But no or COLA. In fact, Social Security recipients have one earns more than four credits per year. In other probably already received a notice from the Social words, once you made $4,520, your Social Security Security Administration telling them of the expected record has been credited with the maximum four increase. credits or quarters of coverage. Next year, the one All Social Security checks are going up 1.7 percent credit limit goes up to $1,160, meaning you will have in 2013. The COLA is based on something called the to earn $4,640 in 2013 before you get the maximum Consumer Price Index for Urban Wage Earners and four credits assigned to your Social Security account. Clerical Workers. This is the official measuring stick People under age 66 who get Social Security retireSSA has used to determine COLAs for the past 40 ment or survivor’s benefits but who are still working, years. 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