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others) can cause weight gain as a side effect. Sometimes switching medications can help a great deal.

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Taking the Next Step in Weight-Loss Journey DEAR DR. ROACH: I have been trying to lose weight with no results. I have cut back on carbs and sugar. In general, I watch what I eat. I also go to the YMCA and work out -- in the water mostly, because my legs hurt so much. I weigh 286 pounds. I would love to lose 100 pounds, but I am not having any luck. When I go to my primary-care doctor, he tells me that I need to lose weight. When I tell him what I have been doing to try to lose weight, he doesn’t believe me. I think I need more help with my weight problem. I don’t know if I should find a new doctor, or what! -- J.S. ANSWER: I have heard variations of this story so many times from my own patients that I am sure you are trying. However, losing weight is a very difficult thing to do. Once your body has reached a certain weight, it is incredibly hard to get things turned around. Fortunately, it is possible for everyone to lose weight. But you certainly do need some help. So does your primary-care doctor. As an alternative to getting a new one, I think it might be worthwhile to see an expert in weight loss, since this is a field requiring knowledge of new medications, as well as potentially using medications approved for other conditions in an “off label” way to help you lose weight. One of the first things to look at is the medicines you already take. Most primary-care doctors don’t know (and I mightn’t have, if I didn’t work at an institution where research and teaching about this goes on) how many medications for blood pressure, depression, epilepsy and diabetes (among

Most primary-care doctors are uncomfortable prescribing medications for weight loss, especially after the disaster caused by the combination of dexfenfluramine and phentermine (fen-phen). There are newer and safer medications now. Metabolic conditions such as Cushing’s disease and hypothyroidism need to be looked for. Careful evaluation of the diet -- using food diaries and often enlisting the expertise of a registered dietician nutritionist -- is of paramount importance. Since there is so much misinformation, I almost always find people eating unhealthy foods and avoiding healthy ones, to their detriment. You should be congratulated on finding an exercise that you can do, and be encouraged to do so every day. Finally, since you are 100 pounds or so overweight, your doctor also should consider the risks and benefits of bariatric surgery, the most effective way (and only reliable one for most people) of losing that much weight. *** DR. ROACH WRITES: After I wrote about essential tremor, several people who suffer from this condition, as well as several clinicians, wrote to tell me about a product called Liftware that helps many (but not all) people with hand tremor eat with less difficulty. It’s a handle that you can attach a fork or spoon to, and it reduces the amount of shaking. It’s available at liftlabsdesign.com. * * *

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VETERANS  POST  by Freddy Groves

Operation Gratitude’s Shelves Nearly Empty Operation Gratitude needs our help. It recently had 1,332 volunteers assemble 11,280 care kits for first responders, depleting their stock of items for the boxes. And no wonder ... since the first of the year, they have assembled 167,122 care packages for the military and first responders. OpGrat started at Carolyn Blashek’s dining-room table outside Los Angeles in 2003, assembling packages to be shipped to active military in harm’s way. It’s never faltered, never failed to deliver. Thus far it has sent out 1.67 million care packages. Now the holidays are coming, always a big push for OpGrat. From now through the end of the year, volunteers will be asked to assemble and ship 20,000 packages per month. And the shelves are nearly empty. There are a number of ways you can help. Go online to www.operationgratitude.com/ wishlist and view the wish list for the packages. Dental kits, food, games, DVDs, socks, lip balm, gift cards and handmade items ... the list is long. If you plan to send items, look on the OpGrat site for the Donation Form. Scroll down the wish list page and see how you can help via Amazon.com purchases. You won’t even have to box up and ship your donations because Amazon does that for you. Do a search on Amazon for Operation Gratitude’s Wish List, with items prioritized and quantity needed. Do you work for a company that makes any of the listed products and will donate in bulk? Let OpGrat know at angel@operationgratitude. com *** On another topic, do you like golf? The Veteran Golfers Association is having a championship tournament near Biloxi, Mississippi, in mid-October. Per the news release, “Wounded veterans and Purple Heart recipients will make up nearly half the field.” For details, go online to www.vgachampionship.org.

1. The book of 1 Samarians is in the a) Old Testament b) New Testament c) Neither 2. What did Solomon say bites like a serpent and stings like an adder? a) Wine b) Woman's scorn c) Evil brother d) Guilty conscience 3. From Acts 7, who was the first person martyred for his belief in Jesus Christ? a) John the Baptist b) Timothy c) Stephen d) Philip 4. Besides Jonah, what other prophet ministered in Nineveh? a) Nathan b) Paul c) Philip d) Nahum 5. From 1 Kings 2, what was the number of wives of King Solomon? a) 30 b) 50 c) 177 d) 700 6. Who was the "Gloomy Prophet"? a) Joel b) Gehazi c) Jeremiah d) Jehoshaphat (Answers on page 16) For comments or more Bible Trivia go to www.TriviaGuy.com 2016 K ing Features Syndicate Inc. © 2015 King Features Synd.,, Inc.

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around the year 1920. It was passed down to my grandparents, then to my mother and now to me. It is a ser vice for eight and includes all the ser ving dishes. Each place setting has five pieces: dinner plate, salad plate, cereal bowl, and cup and saucer. The dishes are decorated with yellow flowers and green leaves and surrounded by sprays of red buds, all against a white background. The edges are scalloped and trimmed in gold, and the cups are footed. We think the name of the pattern is “Flandre.” The set has always been a treasure to our family, and I hope you can provide more on its history.

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This is a photo of an old Tiffany & Co.-style electric lamp that has been passed down from my great-grandfather. It stands about 27 inches tall, and the shade is 18 inches in diameter. The glass in the shade is caramel and blue in color and in mint condition. Could you please tell me a little more about my lamp?

Your lamp has a slag-glass metaloverlay shade. The style was inspired by Tiffany & Co. Similar lamps w e r e m a d e from 1895 to 1920. Together, the caramel and blue slagglass lake scene and the metal overlay form the trees and lake edge. Slag glass lamp style was inspired by The base Tiffany & Co. is cast metal, probably spelter. Collectors prefer the base to have the original patina and not be touched up with paint. Many lamps and shades were marked with the name of the manufacturer. Carefully examine yours; it might be signed. Bradley & Hubbard, Chicago Mosaic, Miller and Handel were several leading manufacturing companies. Your lamp would light up a collector selling with a price range of $300 to $500.

Mitterteich Porcelain Factory was founded in 1887.

Mitterteich Porcelain Factory made porcelain in Mitterteich, Bavaria, Germany. It was founded by Ludwig Linder in 1887. At one time, the factory had three plants and employed 800 people. It closed operations in 2006. And you are correct; the pattern is called Flandre. Your circa-1920 porcelain dinnerware should be insured for $800 to $1,200. * * * Address your questions to Anne McCollam, P.

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Every once in awhile we would muster the guts to call him up, but it was a long-distance call and the wait times could be long, so we stopped. Soon, along came a 24-hour sports radio station with a 1-800 number, so we gradually drifted over to that station. Oh, and we made calls, too. We often would call Howie Rose, now the Mets and Islanders announcer, and each time we would give him a running count of how we were “long-time listeners (the show had been on less than a month), 27th time caller.” Oh, how zany we were.

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