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purses, and the opportunity to lift them. • Libraries began blacking out the crosswords in their daily newspapers to keep anyone from keeping it too long. Sales of dictionaries and thesauruses skyrocketed. • The London Zoo announced it would no longer be answering phone questions about the gnu, the emu, or any other three-lettered animal. • Opticians noted an increase in crosswordinduced headaches and vision problems from reading the small type in the puzzles. • A New York magistrate entered court one day to find 21 people in a circle around the table before the bench, trying to come up with a four-letter word for “elevated.” Crosswords were outlawed in his court after that. • One reporter calculated that some 5 million hours a day were being frittered away by Americans doing crosswords.

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You Are Not Getting SSI. You Are Getting Social Security! Every single day, I get emails from readers that say things like this: “My wife and I are getting SSI. And we would like to ask you some questions.” Or this: “My SSI check is $2,140 per month. My wife’s SSI check is $1,800. Can she get any of my SSI?” You know the uncomfortable feeling you get when someone scratches their fingernails on a chalkboard? Well, that’s how I feel when I get emails like this. Why does this bother me so? Because these folks are not getting SSI. They are getting Social Security benefits. And there is a HUGE difference, which I will explain. Most people know what Social Security is. You work. You pay taxes. And then, when you retire or become disabled, you start getting Social Security checks based on what you paid into the system. Or if you die, your widow, widower or minor children start getting monthly benefits -- again, based on what you paid into Social Security during your working years. But it is obvious to me, based on the reader mail I get, that most people do not know what SSI is. It stands for Supplemental Security Income. It is a federal welfare program that pays a small monthly stipend to people who are 65 or older who are very

1. The book of Gethsemane is in the a) Old Testament b) New Testament c) Neither 2. What signal did Judas Iscariot use to betray Jesus to the guards who came to arrest him? a) Pointed b) Bowed at his feet c) Kissed him d) Greeted him by name 3. Jesus was arrested in what garden that sat at the base of the Mount of Olives? a) Shulamite b) Gethsemane c) Eden d) Solomon 4. In John 11:45-53, who was the high priest who called for Jesus' death? a) Caiaphas b) Elioneus c) Joazar d) Herod 5. How many people saw Jesus and heard him speak after his resurrection? a) None b) 7 c) 12 d) More than 500 6. From John 20, which disciple would not believe Jesus had risen unless he could see for himself the wounds in his hands, feet and side? a) Peter b) Andrew c) Bartholomew d) Thomas (Answers (Answerson onpage page12) 16) For comments or more Bible Trivia go to www.TriviaGuy.com © 2021 King Features Features Synd., Inc. 2019 King Inc.

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So, please, dear readers, repeat after me: poor, or to people who are under 65 but disabled Social Security is not SSI, and SSI is not Social Secuand very poor. How poor? Usually, they have to have a monthly income of less than about $800 to rity! If you use the wrong terms when asking questions, you’re going to get wrong answers. qualify for SSI payments. I’ve got a little space left, and I want to share Many people confuse SSI with Social Secu- this story about the birth of the SSI program. Back rity for a variety of reasons. One is the name. Supplemental Security Income just sounds like some in the 1970s, President Richard Nixon’s adminiskind of supplemental Social Security program. It is tration thought it would be a good idea if instead of 50 different state welfare programs, as we had NOT. Another reason for the confusion is the fact at the time, it would be better to have one national that the Social Security Administration runs the SSI program with the same basic eligibility rules applyprogram for the federal government. But that is all ing to everyone no matter where they lived. So, in they do. They manage the program. To repeat: SSI 1973, they scrapped the 50 separate programs and is not a Social Security benefit. And SSI payments created one national welfare program for the counare not paid for out of Social Security funds. The try. They decided to let the Social Security Adminismoney for SSI comes out of the government’s gen- tration run the program because it already had lots eral operating funds. In fact, Social Security’s trust of experience paying monthly benefits to millions funds are even reimbursed from the general funds of Americans. But then, in my opinion, they made one for the costs of administering the SSI program. huge mistake. They called the program Supple And getting back to that name business. So ADVERTISING PROOF many people think that SSI stands for “Social Secu- mental Security Income. And that name, coupled Finalsay, Changes DUE: 5:00 with the fact that the SSA ran the program, has led p rity income.” In other words, when my readers Please review carefully. check:  Number(s)  Spelling Prices half-century ofPhone confusion between the two  en“I’m getting SSI,” they think they are saying, “I’m to aDouble tirely separate programs. getting Social Security.” But when I hear you say, Contact your Tidbits representative immediately with changes or correctio “I’m getting SSI,” or when a Social Security repre- * * * Office: 760-320-0997 email: valleybits@msn.com Fax: 760-320If you have a Social Security question, Tom Marsentative hears you say that, we think you are say- genau has a book with all the answers. It’s called “Social ing, “I’m getting Supplemental Security Income.” So, it’s not really just a matter of semantics. Security: Simple and Smart.” You can find the book at By phrasing a question using the wrong terminol- creators.com/books. Or look for it on Amazon or other book outlets. To find out more about Tom Margenau ogy, you are going to get a wrong answer. RDM Assoc. Tax Services and to read past columns and see features from other Here is an example. Recently, a woman 1/16th Pg. BW Syndicate 13x disc.writers - Prepay Creators and cartoonists, visit the Crewrote to me and told me she was getting SSI and 31, 2021 • Vol. 17 - No. 6 January ators Syndicate website at www.creators.com. was planning to move from California to Texas. She COPYRIGHT 2021 CREATORS.COM asked if her SSI checks would change because of the move, and I answered telling her that her beneCLIP AND SAVE fits would very likely change. 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