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Which local animal are you?
Edition 37 | 2020
Which local animal are you?
This country is home to some of the world’s most incredible wildlife. Which unique native animal are you most like?
Are you always smiling like a quokka or strutting your stuff like an emu? Read on to find out….
Words Dylan Muldari Ko:rni Peisley, Tabitha Lean and Yaliilan Windl Artwork Emma Horner
Crocodile
Better at stalking people’s Facebook profiles then the CIA Can be a little snappy when hangry
Koala
The perfect day consists of eating a lot and then
collapsing into a food coma for the rest of the day
Tasmanian Devil
Can be very feisty Indecisive and always going around in circles Loud and proud
Kookaburra
Makes inappropriate jokes Always annoyingly positive Has a very contagious laughter
Pelican
Hoards all of the snacks Often described as an odd ball with a big mouth
Magpie
Gets all up in your personal space Easily distracted by shiny things Hates Cyclists
Willy wagtail
Likes a good gossip Always spying on other people Loves to hit the dance floor
Wombat
Lazy but loveable Ideal date night is UberEats, Netflix and chill Can sleep anywhere, any time
Kangaroo
Loves to be around mob Always eager to hop towards the next big challenge in life More concerned with the future than the past
Penguin
Always a snappy dresser Generally underestimated by others Little in stature, but big in personality
Quokka
Always cheerful with a smile on your face Every stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet Loves to take selfies
Emu
A bit of an odd bird Has loads of confidence and always strut in style Absolutely fabulous but fierce, and likes to flaunt it
BLAK: ‘a term used by some Aboriginal people to reclaim historical, representational, symbolical, stereotypical and romanticised notions of Black or Blackness. Often used as ammunition or inspiration. This type of spelling may have been appropriated from American hip-hop or rap music’ — Destiny Deacon
