*A sign in a shoe repair store*: "We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!" Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : "Dr. George, at your cervix" At an *Eye Clinic* : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.” On a *Plumber's truck* : "We repair what your husband fixed” On an *Electrician's truck* : "Let us remove your shorts” In a *Non-smoking Area* : "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”
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Janet, Michael and Chris Poole Poole rent-a-car Fair fuel policy. Good rates. NO queues. We will meet you at Málaga or Gibraltar Airport. INDOOR parking at Málaga Airport 6€ a day / 4 weeks 110€ / 8 weeks 210€ / Full year 1,000€ (minimum charge 40€)
Work Guaranteed Key Holding Service Fully Insured Specialists in Floor and Wall Tiling incl. Marble & Mosaic Property Maintenance All Types of Building Work
Car Dent Removal Removed from bodywork at less than half the cost of normal repairs when the paint is not damaged. Ideal for dents caused by other car doors, golf balls, etc. Tel/Fax: 952 88 55 89 Mobile: 619 44 66 88 Email: poolerentacar@hotmail.com www.poolerentacar.com
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