Tír na nÓg Returns

At long last, Tír na nÓg will return to downtown. The beloved Irish tavern occupied the cavernous space on S. Blount Street that’s now Brewery Bhavana for nearly two decades before closing in 2016. While owner Annie Britton-Nice would not confirm the new location, sources have noticed new bucolic murals being painted inside the former Royale space across from Moore Square.

Squirrels GONE WILD

In a bizarre incident, a group of rogue squirrels reportedly stole a large batch of Krispy Kreme donuts from a delivery truck parked outside the Person Street location. Eyewitnesses described the scene as chaotic and comical, as the squirrels descended en masse, then scampered off with dozens of donuts in their tiny paws. “It was like something out of a cartoon,” said one witness. Police were called to the scene but were unable to apprehend the gang, which had already scattered into the surrounding trees and bushes. In a statement, an RPD spokesperson said that identifying the suspects would be nearly impossible: “All squirrels look alike, and they’re really hard to catch.” The theft has sparked fear among bakery owners across the city; some, like Union Special Bread and lucettegrace, have started hiring guards armed with stun guns to help protect their precious cargo. “Donuts are one thing, but it would take us weeks to recover if those rodents came after our croissants,” says Andrew Ullom, owner of Union Special. WW