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Wholesale Catalog 2018-2019
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I’d always been obsessed with all things paper, but became smitten with greeting cards in college and quickly started scouring shelves for the well-designed, well-made, and wellphrased. It became a fast passion and I began following small presses like bands—pining for a new release or limited print run—until finally, I was struck with the cockamamie idea of going into business. Now, years later, Warren Tales is a national brand with an ever-growing catalog of new cards and printed products. We are so grateful for the enthusiasm of our customers, for new and exciting business opportunities, and for our success in this vibrant industry. Cheers to great things coming this year!
Lindsey Yuriko Warriner Owner & Director • Telephone: 619.865.0671 lindsey@warrentales.com • www.warrentales.com
Our Product
Terms
Warren Tales delivers clever and playful greeting cards, where British wit combines with a sweet and colorful California style. Cards are blank inside and measure 5 1/2” x 4 1/4” (unless otherwise noted). Products are packaged in clear cellophane sleeves or clear plastic boxes and labeled.
$100 minimum opening order No minimum on subsequent re-orders
All Sets & Other Products - Min. Quantity of 4 Single Greeting Cards & Postcards - Min. Quantity of 6 1-week standard fulfillment on orders of fewer than 200 items 1 to 3-week standard fulfillment on orders of over 200 items
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Connect Bday GC-1061 $2.50 single
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new Limerick Stars
GC-1087
$2.50 single
Happy Bidet GC-1092 $2.50 single
Ovary Happy Birthday GC-1140 $2.50 single
Inspired by Star Trek
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Home Slice GC-1148 $2.50 single
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Prosperous Birthday GC-1129 $2.50 single
Limerick Wish
GC-1088
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$2.50 single
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9pm Birthday GC-1161 $2.50 single
Limerick Party
GC-1086
Never Forget Birthday GC-1160 $2.50 single
Reads: Happy birthday, old chap
Awkward Birthday GC-1162 $2.50 single
Birthday Boogie GC-1107 $2.50 single
$2.50 single
Three Cheers GC-1047 $2.50 single
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Old Chap GC-1067 $2.50 single
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Sketch Bday GC-1202 $2.50 single
Happy Bee-Day
GC-1134
$2.50 single
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Connect Thanks GC-1011 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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new Grateful GC-1073 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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2-4-6-8 GC-1149 $2.50 single
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Thanks Victrola GC-1116 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Thank Uterus GC-1139 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Thanks Languages GC-1131 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Limerick Getaway
GC-1123
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$2.50 single
six hilarious designs
Most Helpful GC-1099 $2.50 single
Thanks Wave GC-1035 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Limerick Support
GC-1125
$2.50 single
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Connect Love GC-1009 $2.50 single
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new GC-1084
$2.50 single
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new
Cactus Love GC-1130 $2.50 single
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Go Away Times GC-1170 $2.50 single
Rainbow foil
Inflatulated
We're So In Sync GC-1142 $2.50 single
Let’s Bone GC-1060 $2.50 single
Roses
GC-1078
$2.50 single
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best seller Want Forever GC-1138 $2.50 single
neon red
Til Death GC-1074 $2.50 single
Partners In Crime GC-1065 $2.50 single
Love Forever GC-1137 $2.50 single
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neon pink Cards measure 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”
Letterpress
Til Death Señoras GC-1076 $2.50 single
Light Up My Life GC-1085 $2.50 single
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Haikutie GC-1045 $2.50 single Til Death Señors GC-1075 $2.50 single
Sketch Love GC-1212 $2.50 single
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Besties GC-1164 $2.50 single
GC-1058
Float My Boat
GC-1070
$2.50 single
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Disarm Me GC-1068 $2.50 single
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$2.50 single
Love You S'more GC-1132 $2.50 single
I Swear GC-1044 $2.50 single
Inspired by Harry Potter
Fedorable
You Are Enough GC-1165 $2.50 single
The Coolest GC-1077 $2.50 single
Haikutie
GC-1045
$2.50 single
to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
Cards measure 3 1/2� x 4 7/8�
Wife Love GC-1004 $2.50 single
Boyfriend Love GC-1005 $2.50 single
Husband Love GC-1007 $2.50 single
Letterpress
Girlfriend Love GC-1006 $2.50 single
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Connect City GC-1156 $2.50 single
Connecting Small Towns to Big Cities & Beyond
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6 card opening minimum on pre-designed cards. 24 card opening minimum on new design requests.
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Connect Town GC-1155 $2.50 single
to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
$2.50 single
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Connect Hey Sexy
Connect Nice Butt
GC-1113
$2.50 single
Connect Fuck Yeah
GC-1111
$2.50 single
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Connect Holy Shit
GC-1112
$2.50 single
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Connect Great GC-1063 $2.50 single
Reads: Well Done, Whippersnapper!
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GC-1127
Sketch Grad GC-1207 $2.50 single
$2.50 single
Best Period GC-1141 $2.50 single
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Whale I Never GC-1090 $2.50 single
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Proud of You GC-1163 $2.50 single
Apt Sweet Apt
GC-1034
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$2.50 single
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Connect Mom GC-1096 $2.50 single
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Connect Dad GC-1097 $2.50 single
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Hound Is Home GC-1103 $2.50 single
Coolest Home GC-1135 $2.50 single
Keep It Up GC-1117 $2.50 single
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Rock It GC-1154 $2.50 single
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Little Onesie GC-1166 $2.50 single
Letterpress
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new You Did It
GC-1080
$2.50 single
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Asshole Toddlers GC-1152 $2.50 single
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Better Together GC-1093 $2.50 single
Asshole Teenagers GC-1153 $2.50 single
Happy Labor Day GC-1143 $2.50 single
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You're Pregnant
GC-1128
to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
$2.50 single
Gender Reveal Card Sets
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Connect Boy GC-1095 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Connect Girl GC-1094 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Connect Holiday GC-1062 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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new Limerick Toast GC-1145 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Season's Bleedings GC-1144 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Jewish Xmas GC-1118 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Non-Denominational GC-1136 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Hanukkah Holidays GC-1158 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Limerick Jolly GC-1124 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
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Let It Snow GC-1159 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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NO-L GC-1167 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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Sketch Xmas GC-1224 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Warm Wishes GC-1027 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Connect Hello GC-1008 $2.50 single
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Reads: Adulthood is overrated
I Miss You GC-1071 $2.50 single
Connect Miss GC-1010 $2.50 single
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Reads: Keep It Simple Stupid
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Adulthood GC-1101 $2.50 single
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Weather the Storm GC-1055 $2.50 single
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Keep It Simple GC-1115 $2.50 single
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Connect Sorry GC-1064 $2.50 single
to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
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Feel Better GC-1066 $2.50 single
Ruff Day GC-1169 $2.50 single
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Sorry Pup GC-1168 $2.50 single
Lo Siento GC-1016 $2.50 single
Reads: Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
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That Sax GC-1110 $2.50 single GC-1019
$2.50 single
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Sketch Oy Vey GC-1215 $2.50 single
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Sketch Jerk GC-1210 $2.50 single
gold foil
Mrs Lincoln
Urinal My Thoughts GC-1072 $2.50 single
I'm FINE
GC-1001
$2.50 single
Reads: Fucked Up • Insecure • Neurotic • Emotional
single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4
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Write More Letters GC-1051 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
Phone Hello GC-1102 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)
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how was the play?
Mrs Lincoln 8x8” Print AP-1019 $7.50 each
2 in 1 Greeting Card & Detachable Postcard
Perforated along the spine to produce a detachable postcard for the recipient to also send a letter of their own.
gold foil I'm FINE 8x10” Print AP-1001 $10.00 each
Kitchen Love 8x8” Print AP-1083 $7.50 each
Metallic silver ink reads: fucked up • insecure • neurotic • emotional
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to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671
#civilrightnow postcards & posters
proceeds from the sale of these products are donated to non-profit organizations
fund raiser
committed to the empowerment and equal protection of black, indigenous, immigrant, muslim, lgbtqia, disabled, poor, women, and all people of color. for donation details visit www.warrentales.com.
You have a voice! use these products to
postcards are printed on thick paper &
packaged in sets of 10 with instructions
CivilRightNow Refuge AP-1120 PC-1120 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards
Write to your representatives Share with your community Show your support Practice kindness new #readytomarch
CivilRightNow Progress AP-1122 PC-1122 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards
posters are printed on extra thick paper &
packaged flat with non-profit support info
CivilRightNow Fortify AP-1121 PC-1121 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards
CivilRightNow Empathy AP-1119 PC-1119 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards
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