ok I was thinking about it last night... katygllyndwr katygllyndwr ok I was thinking about it last night to cheer myself up and here are some parks n rec gender proposals Andy: will realize post canon that she’s nonbinary. Pronoun change. Sparkly nail polish. Hair flowers. Happiness. Andy is a ray of sunshine in a cold dark world. Tom: the most binary trans dude to ever trans. Probs a little truscummy but not in a malicious way, he just doesn’t really know any better. Ron: is cis but he attracts trans youths like flypaper. You know that text post about “I am your dad now. Dinner is lasagna and your bedtime is never”? That’s basically Ron. April: Gender: contempt. It/its/itself pronouns because it thrives on your discomfort. Leslie: knew she was a girl since she was teeny tiny, and wants to avoid scandal when she eventually becomes the first female president, so keeps it very stealth. Her mom would never make a fuss of her daughters gender, but in unrelated news the Pawnee school district is like surprisingly harsh on bullies of MOGAI youth??? Probably coincidence. Ben: doesn’t really care. They pronouns, they guess. Literally, they have stronger feelings about which of the Star Trek TOS seasons is the best. Pronouns should designate that, if you ask them. Chris: Chris’ gender at any given moment depends on who else is in the room, hir vitamin D levels, how much hir shoes are slipping on the floor and the position of Mercury relative to Venus. Zie cycles wildly through new pronouns and will positive you to death if you misgender anyone. Zie doesn’t ~believe in HRT for personal philosophy reasons. Donna: more of a man than you’ll ever be and more of a woman than you’ll ever get. Ann: dear sweet beautiful demigirl Ann Perkins. Lowkey prefers they pronouns but is very attached to their identity as female-presenting so doesn’t mind she at all. Occasionally has to meet colleagues in the pit about surgery & hormone letters. A silent beautiful hero. We should all have an Ann in our lives. Jerry: Jerry is cis.
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