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KITCHEN
Boldfaced is operated by Lauren Stanley (Biz Boss) and Shauna Hartsook (Creative Chief). We’re based in Canada, so we say sorry a lot and add the letter “u” to most words.
Swedish Dishcloths 4 Tea Towels
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Mesh Grocery Bags 12
HANDKERCHIEFS Everyday Hankies 14 Wedding Hankies 16 Man-kerchiefs 17
RIBBONS Worst Place Ribbons 18 Ribbon Display 23 Ribbon Patches 24 Ribbon Cards 26 Co-Owners Lauren Stanley (Left) and Shauna Hartsook (Right)
CONTACT
QUESTIONS? REACH OUT!
PET TAGS 28 WINE LABELS 30 F.A.Q’S
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DIRTY WORK DISHCLOTHS The original Swedish dishcloth material was invented by a Swedish engineer in 1949. Our dishcloths are made of the same materials. 70% wood cellulose from FSC certified forests and 30% cotton. This marvellously absorbent dishcloth from Sweden is a wonder in the kitchen. They absorb 15 times their own weight and dry very quickly. Plus, they are compostable after 6 month of use!
Ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m just so fresh so clean.
AIN’T NOBODY DOPE AS ME DW045
Ah, clean it, clean it good. Ah, clean it, c-clean it real good.
AND I’M HERE, TO REMIND YOU DW038
ANOTHER ONE WIPES THE DUST DW047
HEY I JUST CLEANED THAT... DW004
NO SCRUBS DW002
One way or another, I’m gonna wipe ya, I’m gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER DW066
CLEAN ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO DW003
CLEAN IT REAL GOOD DW063
Take me home tonight. I just wanna help you clean ‘til you see the light.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your clean on, go play.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to, do have to let it linger?
DIRTY DISHES DW010
CLEAN ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME DW011
DO YOU HAVE TO LET IT LINGER? DW056
EVERY DISH YOU TAKE DW001
HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL-STAR DW112
HALFWAY THERE DW109
Hold me closer tiny dishrag.
You’re so vain. I bet you think this rag is about you.
I can see clearly now the grime is gone.
And this is how you remind me of how dirty I am.
I cleaned a dish and I liked it.
YOU’RE SO VAIN DW120
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW DW043
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME DW110
I CLEANED A DISH AND I LIKED IT DW053
KNOWING ME AND KNOWING YOU DW041
KISS ME AND SMILE FOR ME DW065
MAKE ME MOIST DW007
HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DISHRAG DW059
I’D STOP THE WORLD DW013
I’d like to take a minute, just scrub right there. I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a house called Clean Air.
PRICE OF CLEAN AIR DW067
IS IT WORTH IT? LET ME WORK IT DW041 You scrub me right now baby right now, like a rag baby, right now, now now.
RIGHT ROUND DW068
We can clean if we want to, you can leave your dirt behind. Cause your friends don’t clean and if they don’t clean, well they’re no friends of mine.
ROSES ARE RED DW005
SAFETY RAG DW005
TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT DW118
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna throw you out, just compost you.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP DW117
DIRTY WORK DISHCLOTHS Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, that cleaned like my girlfriend that I had in february of last year.
Sponge worthy.
SINCE YOU’VE BEEN GONE DW042
SOMEBODY TOLD ME DW071
SPONGE WORTHY DW055
If you spill, I will catch you, I will be waiting. Time after time.
I say wipe it. Wipe it good.
Look at the sink. Look how it shines for you, and everything you do. Yeah it was all yellow.
TIME AFTER TIME DW072
WIPE IT GOOD DW104
YEAH IT WAS ALL YELLOW DW073
Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put some soap on it.
SHOULD I CLEAN OR SHOULD I GO? DW014
TALK DIRTY TO ME DW051
I THINK WE’RE ALL CLEAN NOW DW115
SHOULDA PUT SOME SOAP ON IT DW070
TAKE MY HAND DW103
CLEANIN’ LA VIDA LOCA DW111
$3.50 WSP/ $7.00 SRP
Rag. I got you rag.
Just the two of us, we can clean it if we try. Just the two of us. Rag and I.
Who let the dirt in? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
RAG. I GOT YOU RAG DW114
JUST THE TWO OF US DW116
WHO LET THE DIRT IN? DW119
We will, we will, clean you.
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY DW057
YESTERDAY DW046
ROSES ARE RED (SOLID PINK) DW005
I cleaned a dish and I liked it.
WE WILL CLEAN YOU DW101
HERE I CLEAN AGAIN DW096
I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT CHORES DW095
HEY JUDE DW097
I FOUGHT THE DIRT DW098
HUNK OF CLEANING LOVE DW108
MAGIC DW099
OOPS I CLEANED IT AGAIN DW100
MACHO RAGS What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
It’s cleaning men! Hallelujah, it’s cleaning men! Amen.
Hey Mister Tambourine Man, clean a dish for me.
The only boy that could ever teach me, was a son of a cleaning man.
MIGHTY GOOD MAN DW082
HALLELUJAH, IT’S CLEANING MEN! DW083
MR.TAMBOURINE MAN DW084
SON OF A CLEANING MAN DW085
So you’re a tough guy. Like to scrub it rough guy. Just can’t clean enough guy.
TOUGH GUY DW087
I’m cleaning with man in the mirror. MAN IN THE MIRROR DW086
COUNTRY MUSIC Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so clean.
‘Cause I’ve got dirt in low places.
Cleanin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’. Barely gettin’ by, it’s all takin’ and no givin’.
SWEET CAROLINE DW074
I’VE GOT DIRT IN LOW PLACES DW075
CLEANIN’ 9 TO 5 DW076
You gotta know when to soak em’, know when to wipe ‘em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run.
YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO SOAK EM’ DW079
I’m crazy for trying and crazy for crying and I’m crazy for cleaning for you.
CRAZY DW080
Life ain’t nothin’ but a dirty dirty griddle. Thank God I’m a country boy.
THANK GOD I’M A COUNTRY BOY DW081
MOVIE BUFFS
E.T. CLEAN HOME DW088
BIGGER RAG DW089
MAY THE CHORES BE WITH YOU DW090
IF YOU CLEAN IT, THEY WILL COME DW091
I SEE CLEAN PEOPLE DW092
LITERARY CLOTHS
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE RAG DW093
YIPPIE-KI-YAY MOTHER-SCRUBBER DW094
I clean, therefore I am.
To clean or not to clean, that is the question.
Out damned spot! Out I say!
I CLEAN, THEREFORE I AM DW104
TO CLEAN OR NOT TO CLEAN DW105
OUT DAMNED SPOT! DW106
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HOLIDAY SINGLES
AVAILABLE SEASONALLY
$3.50 WSP/ $7.00 SRP
FLITHY ANIMAL DW026
FA LA LA LA LA DW029
I’M DREAMING OF A CLEAN CHRISTMAS DW032
WE WASH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS DW034
GOOD TIDY TO YOU DW030
A LOT LIKE DISHES DW031
SCRUB THE HALLS DW033
FOUR MAIN FOOD GROUPS DW025
HOLIDAY TURKEY RECIPE DW027
WILL YOU CLEAN WHAT I SEE? DW035
DISHCLOTH SETS I cleaned a dish and I liked it.
QUEEN OF POP SET DWS004
We will, we will, clean you.
BOHEMIAN RAGSODY SET DWS006
MESSAGE IN A DISHCLOTH SET DWS005
Hold me closer tiny dishrag.
KING OF ROCK N’ ROLL SET DWS012
$6.00 WSP/ $12.00 SRP
LONDON CALLING SET DWS008
ROCKETMAN SET DWS010
FAB FOUR SET DWS007
Knowing me and knowing you. There is scrubbing we can do.
Mamma mia, here I clean again. My My, How can I resist you?
DISCO DISHCLOTH SET DWS009
DISHCLOTH THREE-PACKS $9.00 WSP/ $18.00 SRP
WET N’ WILD SET DW3S005
BISH CLOTH SET DW3S001
TOTALLY WIPED SET DW3S004
SUDS, SWEAT AND TEARS DW3S002
DISH DIVAS SET DW3S003
WELL READ SET DW3S007
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DRIED-UP MUSIC-INSPIRED TEA TOWEL
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$6.00 WSP/ $12.00 SRP
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DRIED-UP TEA TOWELS We all have to dry dishes, why not hum along while doing it? Police-inspired tea towel makes the perfect companion to our Swedish dishcloths. Screen-printed with water-based ink, this supersoft tea towel absorbs wonderfully. A convenient loop allows you to have when not being used. Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium normal cycle. Iron high, do not bleach.
DON’T DRY SO CLOSE TO ME DU001
Towels measure 21” wide x 28” tall.
DRY ME TENDER DU002
DRY ME TENDER DU003
STUFF IT SET OF 6 REUSABLE MESH PRODUCE BAGS
STUFF IT: PRODUCE BAGS $12.50 WSP/ $25.00 SRP
Look fresh while saving the environment. This set of 6 reusable produce bags is made out of a lightweight fabric that is super strong and durable. Keep these handy in your purse or car. Perfect for bagging all of your fruits, veggies or dried goods. Machine wash and hang to dry.
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HANDKERCHIEF
$5.00 WSP/ $10.00 SRP
EVERYDAY HANKIES Because life get’s messy sometimes. Our beautiful floral handkerchiefs make the perfect gift for weddings, baby showers, or any big life change that might have you tearing up. Handkerchiefs are super eco-friendly as they replace wasteful Kleenex and can be re-used over and over again. Our handkerchiefs measure 12” x 12” and come in six different florals.
BLOW ME SB010
BOOB SWEAT SB015
CLASSY BITCH SB011
FLU SEASON SB035
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SB014
FOR FUCK’S SAKE SB017
HAPPY TEARS SB013
HAVING A MOMENT SB024
HOT MESS SB008
HORMONAL SB???
NO WIFI SB037
PAS MOCHE À PLEURER SB026
SHIT JUST GOT REAL SB032
TEARS FOR QUEERS SB039
UGLY CRYING SB006
SALTY ASS TEARS SB062
GESUNDHEIT SB063
BORED TO TEARS SB064
FLU FIGHTER SB066
HYSTERICAL FEMALE SB067
Each design comes on all six patterns. We send a mix of all 6 patterns.
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WEDDING HANKIES
NO UGLY CRYING SB001
KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SB002
BRIDE SB021
TO HAVE & TO HOLD SB040
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE SB004
MOTHER OF THE GROOM SB005
GROOM SB047
FATHER OF THE BRIDE SB019
LACE HANKIES
BRIDE SB054
MOTHER OF THE GROOM SB034
KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SB031
NO UGLY CRYING SB030
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE SB033
MOM TEARS SB018
FATHER OF THE GROOM SB020
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$5.00 WSP/ $10.00 SRP
BOOGS PLAID SB055-P
Man tears are too heavy for kleenex, get him this incredibly soft handkerchief for all his bodily fluids.
MAN TEARS PLAID SB016-P
SNOT RAG PLAID SB060-P
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$2.50 WSP/ $5.00 SRP
WORST PLACE RIBBONS In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go. Our ribbons make a perfect stand-alone gift, card or bookmark. Our ribbons are proudly made in British Columbia, Canada.
ADEQUATE LOVER R039
ADMITTED WAS WRONG R031
ALWAYS COLD R105
ATE A VEGETABLE R010
BASIC R051
BEER SNOB R102
BIG DICK ENERGY R087
BOUGIE R107
BROKE R090
CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET R048
CAME TO WORK SICK R015
CLEANED MY ROOM R016
CONTROL FREAK R086
COUCH POTATO R096
CRAY CRAY R092
CRAZY CAT PERSON R062
DIDN’T EVEN TRY R018
DOG COLLECTOR R073
DUDE BRO R099
EARNED USELESS DEGREE R030
ENTITLED R066
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WORST PLACE RIBBONS
GIVES NO FUCKS R079
GRAMMAR NAZI R052
HANGRY R089
HORMONAL R062
HOSER R081
HOT MESS R055
HYPOCHONDRIAC R091
INTROVERT R063
KILLED A SPIDER R059
KNOW IT ALL R019
LEAST FAVORITE CHILD R080
LITERALLY THE WORST R007
LOST MY SHIT R061
MADE A DECISION R064
MADE LATERAL CAREER MOVE R005
MEDIOCRE BOSS R029
MOUTH BREATHER R098
MR GRINCH R084
NAUGHTY R083
NETFLIX CHEATER R095
NO CHILL R108
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OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY RIBBON R023
OLD FART R021
PACK RAT R104
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PERPETUALLY LATE R097
PRETTY ON THE INSIDE R002
PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN R072
QUITTER R082
REMEMBERED ANNIVERSARY R027
REPLACED TOILET ROLL R070
REPLIED ALL R013
SAID THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE R020
SALTY R093
SECOND PLACE DAD R014
SELECTIVE HEARING R054
SHOWED UP R074
SINGLE R077
SMART ASS R075
SOCIAL MEDIA JUNKIE R106
STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS R017
SUCH A JERK R028
SUGAR DADDY R100
THERMOSTAT POLICE R101
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WORST PLACE RIBBONS
THIRSTY R065
TIGHTWAD R060
TOOK OUT THE TRASH R083
TROPHY HUSBAND R058
TROPHY WIFE R057
UNEMPLOYABLE R056
USED TOO MANY FONTS R089
USED COMIC SANS R069
USELESS R008
WINO R103
WOKE R071
WOKE UP BEFORE NOON R009
WORLD CLASS SNORER R053
WORLD’S MOST ANNOYING SIBLING R01
WORLD’S OKAY-ISH MOM R012
WORST PARKING JOB R025
YOU ARE A FATHER R036
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Back of Worst Place Ribbon
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15.5” wide
29.5” tall
We created this cardboard tabletop point of sale display to perfectly display our ribbons. Display is free with 100 ribbon order, or $25 on it’s own. Holds up to 150 ribbons and comes with 10 hooks.
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BAD INFLUENCE IP008
NO CHILL IP013
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT IP009
ATE A VEGETABLE IP010
LOW MAINTENANCE IP011
NOT A MIND READER IP012
$4.00 WSP/ $8.00 SRP
RIBBON PATCH Inspired by our best-selling “Worst Place Ribbons” we created this series of vintage-inspired rosette patches. Bestow upon on yourself or your friend one of these mediocre awards. It’s iron-on because having to sew it on would literally be the worst. Card measures 5” x 6.25”, blank inside and include envelope.
RIBBON CARDS
The golden ribbons you love, now on cards! Card is blank inside. Includes one envelope and one removable ribbon.
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$3.00 WSP/ $6.00 SRP
LITERALLY THE WORST RC001
MADE IT TO THE ALTAR RC002
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY RIBBON RC003
OLD FART RC004
SMART ASS RC005
TOLERABLE SPOUSE RC006
WORLD’S OKAYISH DAD RC007
WORLD’S OKAYISH MOM RC008
YOU ARE THE FATHER RC009
SOBER NINE MONTHS RC010
25, AGAIN RC011
BYE FELICIA RC012
FUCK IT RC013
SPONGE WORTHY RC014
THE TITS RC015
ANNOYING SIBLING RC016
REMEMBERED ANNIVERSARY RC017
ADMITTED WAS WRONG RC018
BEST BITCH RC019
ADEQUATE LOVER RC020
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PET TAGS
$5.50 WSP/ $11.00 SRP
GOOD BOY PT09
GOOD GIRL PT10
LIL’ BITCH PT07
LIL’ JERK PT06
These shiny gold plated 25mm wide pet tags are a must have for any pet owner.
LIL’ BAE PT04
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MUSIC WINE LABEL
COME ON RIESLING DL001
DRINK DRINK DRINK DL002
DRINK ME BABY DL003
DRINK ME BABY DL004
EVERY DRINK YOU TAKE DL005
FOR THE WEEKEND DL006
EXCUSE ME DL007
GOD ONLY KNOWS DL008
HEY I JUST MET YOU... DL009
THE GRAPE OF YOU DL010
RED OR WHITE DL011
JUST THE TWO OF US DL012
MY MERLOT DL013
SWEET GRAPES DL014
WHEN I SIP DL015
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth cabernet.
I’ll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone get’s my message in a bottle.
I wish they all could be California wines.
SMOOTH CABERNET DL028
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE DL029
CALIFORNIA WINES DL030
Oops, I drank it again. ALL NIGHT LONG DL016
OOPS I DRANK IT AGAIN DL027
The perfect gift is a bottle of wine, why not make it even better by adding one of these fun, colorful song-inspired labels. 20 designs available. Sold & packaged individually.
$1.50 WSP/ $3.00 SRP
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WINE LABEL SETS OF TWO Every drink you take, I’ll be drinking too.
I’ll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone get’s my message in a bottle.
POLICE SET ??
God only knows what I’d drink without you.
I wish they all could be California wines.
BEACH BOYS SET ??
Drink me baby one more time.
Oops, I drank it again. BRITNEY SPEARS SET ??
It don’t matter if you’re red or white.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth cabernet.
MICHAEL JACKSON SET ??
$2.50 WSP/ $5.00 SRP
HOLIDAY WINE LABELS
RED CHRISTMAS DL017
WHITE CHRISTMAS DL018
JOY TO THE WORLD DL019
HE SEES YOU DL022
GOD DRINK YOU DL023
DRINK BY THE FIRE DL024
OH COME LET US DL021
PA RUM PA PUM PUM DL020
OH WHAT FUN DL025
GIDDY UP DL026
$1.50 WSP/ $3.00 SRP
FREQUENTLY ASKED Q’S WANNA PLACE AN ORDER?
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Minimum opening order: $150 Reorder minimum: $100
Outside of the U.S. or Canada? Please contact us for shipping quotes.
Minimum order per design: 3
DAMAGES
Email us your order at: wholesale@boldfacedgoods.com
Damages or order errors must be reported within five business days of delivery. If your shipment arrives damaged, please contact us right away with photos at: wholesale@boldfacedgoods.com
SHIPPING All U.S. orders will ship via USPS ground unless another method is specified. We add shipping to invoices at cost, and ship all orders from our Calgary warehouse. Once shipped, orders generally take between 3-5 business days to arrive. Average shipping cost to the U.S. is between $7-$25
RETURNS We do not accept returns unless the product is defective or we made an error in shipment. TERRITORY PROTECTION
Canadian orders will be shipped priority mail via Canada Post with tracking. PAYMENTS Invoices will be sent at time of shipment via email. You can pay via credit card online. E-transfers shoud be sent directly to our accountant at: aga@boldfacedgoods.com You can apply for Net 30 terms if you’ve been in business for at least one year under your current name. Email: wholesale@boldfacedgoods.com with your credit information. Unless set up on billing terms, orders must be paid prior to shipping.
Before we ship an order, we will make sure to let you know of any retailers close by that might be also be selling Boldfaced. How to earn exclusivity in your area: You’ve bought at least $1000 of Boldfaced in the last 12 months. To discuss how you can protect your Boldfaced assortment in your area, contact us at: wholesale@boldfacedgoods.com SELLING ONLINE Selling on your own site is allowed. However, we do not allow customers to sell on thirdparty sites like Amazon or eBay.
