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0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Morey’s Piers set to launch new ghost ship For fans of the many classic haunted attractions of the Wildwoods’ past - and dark ride enthusiasts in general - this has been a long time coming. Photo: Michael Torres Jr. On Friday night, Morey’s Piers will officially unveil Ignis Fatuus, its much anticipated “mystery” attraction at Mariner’s Landing (located next to the Giant Wheel). So secretive were the plans surrounding the new ride, that those involved in its creation had to sign confidentiality agreements this past winter, restricting them from revealing any details. Recently, a large curtain covering the construction area was lifted, and the unmistakable form of a very weathered, World War II-era vessel was revealed. While the exact details remain unknown, we do know that Ignis Fatuus will be a walk-through attraction featuring a full cast of live actors, interacting with a variety of frightening scenes. The Wildwoods, once a mecca for the genre, has not been home to a major walk-though since the famed Castle Dracula was destroyed by fire in 2002. The theme and exterior imagery of the ship will also be sure to conjure up memories of the old Pirate Ship SKUA, a custom classic that operated at Hunt’s Pier from 1962-1988. Ignis Fatuus reportedly cost over one million dollars to construct. It’s debut will signal another in a long line of landmark achievements for Morey’s Piers, now in its 41st season of operation on the Boardwalk.
Also New for 2010 While Ignis Fatuus will be the headline addition to the Moreys’ roster of attractions this year, it won’t be the only new arrival pier patrons Photo: Morey’s Piers have to look forward to: * Joe’s Fish Co., an expansion of the Curley’s Fries stand at the base of Surfside Pier (26th & Boardwalk) will also be opening Friday evening. A “contemporary family restaurant,” Joe’s will feature a diverse menu that includes local and regional seafood options, salads, wraps, and paninis, traditional boardwalk favorites (think burgers, pizza, etc.), and a wide selection of alcoholic beverages. * The Adventure Maze, a combination maze/lazer maze challenge designed by world renowned maze wizard Adrian Fisher, is nearing completion at the south base of Hunt’s Pier (Poplar & Boardwalk). The structure will also house a bulk self-serve candy shop. It is scheduled to open on Saturday, June 5th. * Also opening in the near future will be Captain Jack’s Island Grill, a new restaurant located between Sand Jamm and the Adventure Maze, at the foot of Hunt’s Pier.
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WILDWOOD CREST BOROUGH 6101 Pacific Avenue, Wildwood Crest, NJ 08260 Main Number: (609) 522 5176 Website: www.wildwoodcrest.org Clerk: (609) 522-5176 ext. 110 Police non-emergency: (609) 522-7446 Animal Control: Tri-County Animal Control Service 800-992PETS Municipal Court: (609) 522-5176 ext. 115. Hours: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Municipal Pool: (609) 522-0084 Scoop Taylor Park: 5800 Ocean Avenue, (609) 523-0018 Beach Patrol: (609) 522-3825 Library: 6301 Ocean Avenue, (609) 522-0564 Recreation: (609) 523-0202 Tax Assessor: (609) 522-5176 ext. 102 Tennis Courts: 6301 Atlantic Avenue, (609) 729-2628 Superintendent of Schools: (609) 729-3760 Tourism: (609) 522-0221 Bulk Pick-Up: regular bulk pick-ups, please call to make pickup and payment arrangements at (609) 522-7446 Construction: Zoning questions about new construction or additions and alterations to existing properties. call (609) 5226935 Hours: Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. IF I WERE MAYOR OF WILDWOOD CREST . . . I WOULD __________________________________________________ Send Responses to: frank@wildwoodmag.com
WILDWOOD CITY 4400 New Jersey Avenue, Wildwood, NJ 08260 (609) 522-2444 Website: www.wildwoodnj.org Clerk: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2208 Police non-emergency: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2300 Registar: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2209 Public Works: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2288 Tax Assessor: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2205 Fire Chief: (609) 522-2444 ext. 2260 Recreation: (609) 522-5837 Municipal Court: (609) 522-4924. Monday-Thursday, 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.; to 3:30 p.m. on Fridays Byrne Community Center: Maxwell Field, 401 W. Youngs Avenue. Open seven days a week, Monday - Friday open from 7 a.m.-10 p.m., Saturday open from 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sunday open from 9 a.m.-noon. Beach Patrol: (609) 522-8258. Wildwood Beach Patrol is responsible for protecting approximately 1.25 miles of beach, from Cresse Avenue to 26th Street in Wildwood. IF I WERE MAYOR OF WILDWOOD . . . I WOULD __________________________________________________ Send Responses to: frank@wildwoodmag.com
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WEST WILDWOOD BOROUGH 701 New Glenwood Avenue, West Wildwood, New Jersey 08260 (609) 522-4845 Website: www.westwildwoodnj.org Clerk: (609) 522-4845 Police non-emergency: (609) 522-2396 Police Department: 701 West Glenwood Avenue, West Wildwood, 08260 (609) 522-4060 Municipal Court: (609) 522-4924 Public Works: (609) 522-4845. Trash and Recycling picked up weekly on Mondays. Tax Collector: (609) 522-4845 Bulk Trash: Each property owner requiring bulk trash picked up should call at least one week prior to the bulk pick up day which is the first Tuesday of the month. To schedule, call borough clerk at (609) 522-4845 IF I WERE MAYOR OF WEST WILDWOOD . . . I WOULD __________________________________________________ Send Responses to: frank@wildwoodmag.com
NORTH WILDWOOD 901 Atlantic Avenue, North Wildwood, NJ 08260 info@northwildwood.com Main number: (609) 522-2030 Website: www.northwildwood.com Police non-emergency: (609) 522-2411 Clerk: (609) 522-2030 ext. 1400 North Wildwood Council: Council meeting at 7 p.m. first Tuesday of each month and 10 a.m. third Tuesday of each month. Beach Patrol: North Wildwood Beach Patrol, 15th avenue and the Beach, North Wildwood, NJ 08260, (609) 522-4520 Public Works: (609) 522-4646 Parks Department: 1st and Central Avenue, (609) 522-4520 Recreation: North Wildwood Community Center, 900 Central Avenue, North Wildwood, NJ 08260, (609) 522-2955 Municipal Court: 901 Atlantic Avenue, North Wildwood, NJ 08260, (609) 729-3818. Hours are Monday to Friday 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tourism: 800-882-7787 Trash: Schedule through May 31 is: Anglesea-8th Ave. Mondays, 9th to 17th avenues Tuesdays, 18th to 26th Avenues Wednesdays. IF I WERE MAYOR OF NORTH WILDWOOD . . . I WOULD __________________________________________________ Send Responses to: frank@wildwoodmag.com
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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The Girl Around Town By Natalie Cooper
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Great Place to Dine . . . great place to work With this week marking my second week home, I couldn’t wait to get back to work serving with my summer family at Beach Creek, and I was happy to see them. When you spend the majority of your summer nights with the people you work with, like I did previous summers, it’s pretty safe to say you’re going to miss them when the season’s all over and done, especially when you enjoy the company. I’ll start with the warm welcome with which our entire staff greeted me when I walked through the door—the same warm welcome we extend to our diners, whether experiencing for the first time or returning for another. My summer family, we all work well together as a team to provide you an unmatchable dining experience, whether you’re sitting down for a gourmet meal in our inside dining room or sipping one of our famous martinis and sampling one of our unique appetizers at our outside bar. Now, I know what you’re thinking—excited to work? Who’s ever really excited to work, especially during the summer? But if you have a job like mine, you wouldn’t mind working either. When I saw the restaurant in its grand entirety outstretched before me Friday night, I strolled through the inside dining room, making my way onto the deck and past the outside seating area, finally nearing the tables situated comfortably along the water’s edge. And with the calming hum of the bay rippling below and gently breaking against the dock, I instantly remembered why I was so excited to be back waiting tables for another summer, swept away by that tropical island illusion. For those of you who maybe aren’t the most familiar with Beach Creek, I highly suggest you become acquainted—I wouldn’t steer you wrong! Although properly known as Beach Creek Oyster Bar and Grille, Beach Creek is our island resort’s most famous casual fine dining establishment. It’s a charming restaurant nestled behind the hustle and bustle of the George Redding Bridge and the distraction of stoplights and fast-food chains clogging Rio Grande Avenue. The hidden gem, sitting directly on the bay overlooking the marina and the calmness of the marshes, is the hotspot where locals come to unwind after a busy workweek, and of where others are just starting to discover. Let me share with you just a few things I found enjoyable my first night back at Beach Creek. Besides the pleasantness of my coworkers, I have to emphasize the rich, flavorful aromas of the Sea Bass Champignon and Seafood a la Vodka, Calamari Pomodoro and Oyster Rockefeller—or anything else on the menu, for that matter—escaping from the kitchen every time its doors swing open, trailing throughout the restaurant and captivating your sense of smell as the plates are delivered to tables—and to only think of the taste! I enjoy the soft melody of the saxophone echoing faintly below the chatter of parties already seated in the inside dining room and parties gathered around the inside bar, patiently waiting for their turns at tables. Any spot will do, whether it’s a booth dotting the wall, kept intimate by dim lights and stained glass windows, or a table placed accordingly throughout the center of the room with a stellar view of the landing. And the deck—that’s a whole other experience in itself, with its Sunset Martini Bar right there on the water, completely enclosed by bamboo coverings and railings overlooking the bay, while assortments of live music set the mood with the perfect, relaxing ambiance. But my favorite time, and the most beautiful time of night, is when the sun begins to fall, and the sky is painted in shades of bursting reds and oranges and pinks, casting the colors over the bay and streaming them up through the giant windows lining the inside of the restaurant. Let me tell you, there is nothing like a Beach Creek sunset, and I get to experience it every night. So you can see why I don’t mind spending most nights at the Creek, especially under these circumstances. I enjoy the atmosphere, I enjoy the surroundings, I enjoy the food, I enjoy the people. It’s a good crowd that is drawn to Beach Creek—those who are looking for a standout meal from the sea, who wish to relax and dine with good company over good wine and spirits. As the girl around town, I would suggest any newcomer to this island, and any longstanding local for that matter, to make his or her way to Beach Creek Oyster Bar and Grille for at least a sunset cocktail. You might not come thinking you’re going to eat, but the enticing aromas will seat you, themselves.
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: “That’s not true, Mary. Some people don’t even know you.”
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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~Rita Mae Brown
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