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Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 70s.

A few thunderstorms possible. Highs in the mid 80s lows in the upper 60s.

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Mostly sunny. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 70s.

Partly cloudy. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 70s.

Scattered thunderstorms possible. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 70s.

Partly cloudy, chance of a t-storm.

Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 70s.

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Bob, Amanda and Rachel @ 1st & Surf Ave. Beach in North Wildwood A son and father went to see a doctor since the father was getting very ill.

The doctor told the father and son that the father was dying from cancer.

The father who was an irishman, turned to his son and said “son, even on this gloomy day, its our tradition to drink to health as it is in death; so let’s go to the pub and celebrate my demise.”

Reluctantly, the son follows his father to the local pub. There, while enjoying their ale, the father sees some old friends and tells them he is dying from AIDS. Shocked, the son turns to his father and says, “Father, it is not AIDS you are dying from it is cancer, why did you lie to those men?”

The father reply’s “Aye, my son, you are right; but I dont want those guys sleeping with your mom when Im gone.”

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The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like hell out there!”

She said, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

When he landed outside he was in the middle of a “running Marathon” so he started running along beside the others only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?” He answered, while gasping for air, “Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.”

The other runner then asked the nude man, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?” The nude man answered breathlessly, “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

The runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?” The nuddy answered, “Only if it’s raining.

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There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. ~Lady Blessington

An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, “Friend”, for your age your in the best shape I’ve seen.”

The old feller replied, “Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life.”

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“Yep,” the old man said, “Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me.”

Well, the doctor didn’t say anything else, but when the old man’s wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said “I just want you to know,” the doctor said. “Your husband’s in fine physical shape but I’m worried about his mental condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him.”

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Crab Cocktail

Olde Bay Steamed Large Shrimp,

Jumbo Lump Blue Crab served with

Chilled and served with Cocktail Sauce

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Large Chilled Shrimp served with

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Caesar Salad

6 Middleneck Clams Stuffed With Red

Large Sea Scallops, wrapped with

Spiced Hot Shrimp

Applewood Smoked Bacon and served with

12 Shrimp Steamed in House Hot Spices, served with Cocktail Sauce. 14

Maple Mustard Sauce. 11

Chilled Stuffed Lobster 1/2 Chicken Lobster Stuffed with Shrimp

Wedge Salad

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A Jumbo Wedge of Iceberg Lettuce With Tomatoes, Bacon &Blue Cheese Dressing. 8

Appetizers

Chop Salad Crisp Romaine & Iceberg Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Roasted Corn, Grilled Seasonal

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Avocado Salad

Lobster popcorn

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Onions, Tomatoes & Honey Tangerine

Salt & Pepper Calamari

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Crispy Calamari seasoned with Spices

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Crab & Avocado Salad

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Black Bean Soup

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Shrimp Corn Dogs (That’s Right Shrimp!)

3Jumbo Shrimp Skewered, dipped in Corn Batter, fried until Golden Brown & served with Cocktail

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Steamed Clams or Mussels

Lobster Bisque

Cheese Dip served with Toasted Ciabatta Bread.

Served with Lettuce, Tartar sauce & House

3 Jumbo Lump Crab Cake Mini Sandwiches

With Asparagus, served with Honey Tangerine

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Crab, Peppers, Onions and Tomatoes in a Creamy

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Pickled Cucumbers. 12

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Maryland Style House Recipe of Jumbo Lump

Crab Cake Sliders

Jumbo Blue Crab, Diced Avocado atop a

Bed of Crispy Romaine & Iceberg Lettuce

Crab Dip

Four Coconut breaded Shrimp served With Pineapple Salsa 10

Middleneck Clams or Mussels served in

Oysters Rockefeller

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Fried Oysters

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Tuna 27 Red Snapper 27 Flounder 20 Salmon 24 Mahi Mahi 22

Shrimp 20 Scallops 20 Seafood combo 25 (crab cake, flounder, shrimp, scallops)

Choice of sauce: Chimichurri, Citrus butter, Stone Fruit Relish or Tomato Provencale *Served with your choice of 2 sides*

Shrimp with lump crab meat stuffing. 22

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Fish & Chips Beer battered Cod served with hand cut fries and coleslaw. 14

Jerk Marinated Chicken Breast Served with rice & beans and orange brandy butter. 23

Pan Roasted Alaskan Halibut Served over saffron asparagus risotto and seasonal vegetables. 28

Surf & Turf 6 oz. Filet Mignon and a Chicken Lobster served with a baked potato, grilled asparagus and vanilla butter. 39

Prosciutto Wrapped Cod Loin Served over sweet potato hash, Jersey creamed corn & topped with citrus fig butter. 27

Seared Diver Scallops Served with pasta tossed in a sundried tomato pesto and grilled asparagus. 27

Olive Oil & Herb Marinated Pork Chops Served with wilted greens and herbed risotto and Pomegranate syrup. 25

Seafood Fra Diablo 25

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Shrimp & Scallop Scampi 25 Spaghetti & Crab Meat in Marinara. 17

Stewed Tomatoes • Macaroni & Cheese • Grilled Asparagus • Cream Corn • Baked Potato • French Fries • Sweet Potato Fries • Onion Rings • Rice & Beans • Coleslaw • Lobster Macaroni & Cheese 11

Sandwiches Fish & Chip Wrap Beer Battered Cod, Hand Cut Fries, Lettuce and House Made Tartar Sauce. 9

Po Boy Fried Shrimp Or Oysters Served on a Ciabatta roll, with Lettuce Tomato and Mayo (A taste of the south) 10

Land & Sea Burger 8 oz Handmade Black Angus Burger, Topped With Shrimp Salad and Melted Cheddar Jack Cheese. 12

Blackened Mahi Mahi Sandwich Spicy Mahi Filet Pan-Seared and Served on a toasted roll with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and Remoulade Sauce. 9

Hamburger 8 oz Handmade Black Angus Char Grilled Burger Served with Lettuce, Tomato And Onion. 8 Add Cheese. 1

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Pulled Pork Wrap Pork, Grilled peppers and Onions with BBQ sauce & Pepper Jack Cheese. 8

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To which the druggist replies “Do you want that on your bill?”

The duck says “No, I’m not that kind of duck.”

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Seven year old Adrienne Miskiewicz of Logan Townshop, NJ weighed in her first ever Flounder which tipped the scales at 3 pounds 6 ounces. Adrienne caught the fish while drifting a live Monnow on Mom’s “Anger Management” out of Wildwood.

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Mark Tallarida of Aldon, Steve Dyl of Wildwood, NJ PA weighed in a 5 pound weighed in this 5 pound 15 2 ounce Sea Bass measurounce Flounder caught on ing 24 inches caught at the a Tsunami Squid while fishCape May Reef. ing near Grassy Sound on his boat “On the Roc’s II”.

Turk Mihalek of Pennsauken, NJ weighed in a 6 pound 6 ounce Flounder caught at Reef Site 11 on an Aqua Clear Rig while fishing on Jim Sullivan’s “Mad Money” out of Wildwood, NJ.

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Wildwood Crest down to the Inlet best.-0.1 An 15 Sa 905am 4.0 919pm 5.5has been 310am 254pm 0.0 544am 804pm 638am 1012pm 22 Th 528am 3.6 556pm 5.1 1123am 0.4 549am 819pm 601pm 227am occasional is still 3.8 being caught the Back 16 Su 951am 4.0 1004pm 5.5surf. In 356am -0.1 341pm 0.0 543am 805pm 737am 1107pm 23 Fr Striper 621am 643pmin the 5.1 1224am 0.4 1214pm 0.4 550am 818pm 648pm 322am bays there are still plenty of Flounder, lots of shorts, but 17 Mo 1041am 4.0 1054pm 5.3 445am still -0.1 432pm 0.1 542am 806pm 844am 1154pm 24 Sa 708am 3.9 726pm 5.2 111am 0.3 101pm 0.4 551am 817pm 728pm 421am some being 4.0 caught. Steve of Wildwood, 18 nice Tukeepers 1136am 1148pm 5.1 537am NJ 0.0 529pm 0.2 542am 807pm 955am 25 Su 751am 806pmDyl5.2 154am 0.3 145pm 0.4 551am 816pm 801pm 522am 19 We 1237pm 4.0 632amdrifting 0.0 632pm 0.3 541am 808pm 1108am 1234am weighed in a 5 pound ounce Flounder caught while 26 Mo 831am 154.1 844pm 5.2 233am 0.2 226pm 0.4 552am 816pm 830pm 623am Full 20 Th Squid 1248am 4.9 Sound 142pm 4.1 729am 0.0 740pm 540am 809pm 1220pm 108am 1st 27 Tu 908am 4.2 920pm 309am 0.2 305pm 0.4 553am 815pm 856pm 722am a Tsunami near Grassy on his5.1 boat “On the Roc’s”.

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1056am 4.2 1105pm 448am 0.4 501pm 0.8 556am 1006pm 1016am pounds 6Su Adrienne caught the fish4.4 on a live Minnow 24 Mo 503am 4.4 541pm 5.2 1112am 1159pm 0.0 537am 812pm 501pm 305am 31 Sa 1133am 4.3 1141pm 4.2 520am -0.1 0.5 544pm 0.9 557am 811pm 1031pm 1114am while drifting on Mom’s “Anger Management” in the Wildwood 25 Tu 559am 4.3 630pm 5.5 1203pm -0.2 537am 611pm 338am ©2010 FreeTideTables.com - For comparison only - Times are local - Tides in feet from813pm MLLW Back Bay. There is good Flounder fishing in the Delaware Bay 26 We 652am 4.3 718pm 5.6 1252am -0.2 1251pm -0.2 536am 814pm 719pm 414am along the shipping lanes near Miah Maull. Flounder reports 27 Th 741am 4.2 803pm 5.6 143am -0.2 138pm -0.1 535am 815pm 824pm 457am Full from the FrReefs were sketchy this week, as boats are 231am busy -0.2 28 828am 4.1 846pm 5.5 224pm 0.0 535am 816pm 922pm 546am searching for their Duke 4.0 of Fluke 929pm Hotspots, but fish317am were caught 29 Sa 913am 5.3 -0.1 308pm 0.2 534am 816pm 1012pm 642am at 30 Reef Site 11 and the Old Grounds.

Th ere are still quite few Su 958am 3.9 1011pm 5.1 402am a0.0 352pm 0.4 534am 817pm 1054pm 741am had quite The vice-president of a local company throwbacks, there are3.8 reports1054pm of fish up4.9to 7 pounds 31 Mo but1042am 446am being 0.1 436pm 0.6 533am 818pm 1129pm 842am a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one caught. Mark Tallarida of Aldon, PAFreeTideTables.com weighed in a 5 -pound 2 ©2010 For comparison only - Times are local - Tides in feet from MLLW of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice ounce Sea Bass caught at the Cape May Reef. Turk Mihalek of was a tough one because Mary had been a dePennsauken, NJ weighed in a 6 pound 6 ounce Flounder caught voted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine at Reef Site 11 on an Aqua Clear Rig while fishing on the “Mad worker who had a family to support.

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Crabby Jack gives the crabbing 3.5 Claws this week with nice catches of keeper crabs.

Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the Sterling Harbor’s 17th Annual Duke of Fluke Tournament office for one of the two employees to arrive. At is Saturday, July 10th with a Captain’s Meeting scheduled 8:55 Mary walks into the office. “I’ve got a diffor Friday, July 9th at 7:30 PM. The tournament also has a ficult decision” the VP says, “I either have to lay Kayak Division for Kayak Anglers looking to get in on the you or Jack off.” action. Call the shop @ 609-729-1425 for details or visit www. sterlingharbor.com.

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c l a s s i f i e d s Attention all Wildwood Catholic Alumni Desperately seeking updated information from all Wildwood Catholic Alumni! Please forward all your updated information: name, current address, email address as well as all phone numbers to either; wchsalumni@gmail.com or directly to wchs alumni at 15th & Central Aves., North Wildwood, NJ 08260.

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Web site: www.savewildwoodcatholic.com 1999 Ford E-250 Van White - with ladder rack and interior shelving. $2,500. Or bo Call for more info 886-8300 Line dance lessons Line dance- lessons with Miss Susan - all levels, all ages, country -soul- oldies- and more. Your place or mine. Private/group Classes now forming for summer at Atilis Gym Pacific Ave Wildwood. Call 215-3353232 or email misssusansdance@tripod.com

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Let us come to you and just take a look at what we have to offer. Contact: Tommy C Floors 609-6756137 Summer rental in wildwood.

This practically brand new 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom condominium has everything you will desire: • 1 1/2 Blocks from the beach, boardwalk and convention center! • Just a few minutes from cape may! • Sleeps 8 people comfortably • Spacious balcony with ocean view • 2 Car garage • Washer & dryer • Central air conditioning • Located within walking distance to great restaurants, internet café • Shops and across the street from an ice cream parlor - no car necessary! Contact:Vincent Biunno 201-704-3939

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This home features a beautiful kitchen with pergo floor, center island, and oak cabinets, it has new carpet and paint in the living room, dining room, stairs, hallway and 3 bedrooms upstairs. Off the back of the house is a huge deck and yard for all your summer BBQing and summer get togethers. 336 West Andrew Ave, Wildwood $269,000

This 1 bedroom condo is the perfect relaxing spot decorated in a seashore/ key west décor’.

Pergo floors in the living room, tile in the kitchen, new BR carpet, full bathroom, outside patio, back yard, laundry room & 1 car off st parking. Pet friendly. Sold furnished less a few items. Heat & AC. 112 ½ E. 21st, Unit 2, NWLD, NJ $145,900.

FIRST FLOOR CONDO AT THE LODGE

Fully furnished LR/BR combo with Galley Kit. and full Bath.

Wall A/C & Electric Heat for Y/R use. Laundry room on premises.

Patio overlooking Courtyard, Swimming Pool, Tennis Courts, Game Room, Kiddie Playground and great views of the Inlet!

153B Allen Drive, North Wildwood $118,000.

This Lot is 40x80 and Priced to Sell!

602 West Magnolia Avenue, West Wildwood. $99,900

COMMERCIAL/OFFICE SPACE W/ LIVING QUARTERS

The 1st FL consists of 2 office areas each with it own entrance & half bath. The 2FL with private entrance is a LG 3BR, 2 BA unit with L/R, kitchen, dining room, utility/laundry room, full floored attic & much more. Gas Heat. Business District w/great location! Call for appt. 161 W. Rio Grande Ave, Wildwood, NJ. $625,000.

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on a 60 x 100 lot. Features 7 bedrooms, 2-½ baths, Living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen, laundry room, tons of closets. Central air & natural gas heat. Front porch, back deck, huge storage shed. Concrete driveway w/parking for 4 or more.

Well maintained, 1½ blocks from beach. 409 E. 4th Ave, North Wildwood. $599,500

Beautifully renovated single family in prime location! Only 2 blocks to the beach.4 bedrooms & 2 full baths.

Outstanding landscaping. Property is in “move in” condition! Bright living room with gas fireplace. Large eat-in kitchen with tons of cabinets. Laundry room. Central air. $595,000

902 Surf Avenue, North Wildwood

COLONIAL STYLE BRICK HOME

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Main house consists of 4 B/R, 2 baths, L/R with fireplace and heatalator. There is an enclosed sun porch, dining rm., kitchen, foyer and full basement. Also a detached year round duplex. Poured-in-place concrete pool!

501 Central Avenue, North Wildwood $569,000.

Two buildings on a 30 x 100 lot. Main house consist of enclosed porch, living rm., eat in kitchen, 2 bedrooms and a bath. Second floor consist of living room, eat in kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath and a rear deck. The cottage has living rm., dining area, kitchen, 1 bedroom and a bath on the 1st floor. The 2nd floor consists of 1 bedroom and a bath. Property is being sold AS IS. 234 W. 18th Avenue. $239,000

3 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE STYLE CONDOMINIUM

Unique Condo a block from the beach, great views, private decks and garage. Features living room, modern kitchen, 3 BR’s, 2-½ baths, laundry room.

Natural gas heat & central air. Low monthly condo fee, pet friendly. 316 E 17th Ave, Unit 3, North Wildwood, NJ. $359,900

SPACIOUS 3 BEDROOM CONDO YEAR ROUND

Close to retail, restaurants and beaches this 3BR, 1 BR condo located on the top floor has much to offer. Lots of storage space, gas heat, central air, private deck & fenced in back yard.

Off street parking. Easy Showings! 124 E. 6th Avenue, Unit 1, North Wildwood, NJ $253,000.

By: Al Alven FOURTH OF JULY IN THE WILDWOODS Huge crowds descended upon the Wildwoods this past weekend to help the nation celebrate its 234th birthday. Comfortable temperatures thankfully prevailed, preceding this week’s record-setting heat wave.

Among the festivities enjoyed were the Sports Card, Toys, Comics, and Collectibles show at the Wildwoods Convention Center, the Adjust Your Attitude concert series at Fox Park featuring Jimmy Buffet tribute band Changes in Latitudes, and the Crest’s Centennial “Freedom Fest.”

The Independence Day Parade on Atlantic Avenue and the annual fireworks extravaganza were said to be the best-attended in years!

GHOST SHIP FINALE IN THE WORKS Word is that a new “final scene” for the Moreys’ Ghost Ship attraction is currently under construction, and should be ready soon.

The $3 million haunted walk-through, which features live actors and a series of ghastly scenes inspired by the infamous Philadelphia Experiment, debuted over Memorial Day Weekend at Mariner’s Landing.

Designed with flexibility in mind, the Ghost Ship is consistently evolving, allowing for patrons to enjoy a different experience on every visit.

LAST WEEK’S TRIVIA QUESTION...

The building that formerly stood on the northwest corner of Atlantic & Davis Avenues was the Ocean Court Apartments. The three-story structure overlooked the tennis courts at Fox Park across the street and featured unobstructed views of the Boardwalk, beach, and ocean.

Following the demolition of the Ocean Court, Kelly’s Cafe next door added the outdoor patio at its southern end. The remainder of the corner property is now used as a parking lot.

WILDWOOD 365 is currently undergoing some much-needed renovations. Updates will be sporadic as we prepare to unveil an updated layout and new features on July 15th.

Drop by and check out our progress at: www.wildwood365.com

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Y O U R S AT I FA C T I O N I S M Y T O P P R I O R I T Y CALL ME FOR PERSONALIZED SERVICE. 501 E. Raleigh, Unit 401, La Vida Del Mar, Diamond Beach STEPS TO THE BEACH Great opportunity to own this 3br/2ba beach front unit.

No stairs or elevator to access this unit. Just steps to a Reduced private beach with many amenities. Experience first hand the sound and smells of the clean ocean air. Amenities include: Italian marble flooring throughout the living area, fireplace, tile baths, pool, central air not to mention an EXCELLENT RENTAL HISTORY. Being sold furnished. $715,900

106 W Rochester Ave, Diamond Beach TOWNHOUSE...WATER VIEWS DIAMOND BEACH TOWNHOUSE, 3BR/2.5 BATH, OUTSTANDING VIEWS FROM 3 DECKS OF THE INTER-COASTAL. VIEWS ARE WORTH A MILLION! Recent renovations include: interior painting from top to bottom, new tile flooring in the living room, new front door and brand new carpeting in all bedrooms and stairway. Owners had the foyer entrance re-designed with the new rennovations. Amenities: catherdral ceiling, skylight, wood burning fireplace & central air. Being sold with partial furniture. Inventory list will be provided. $545,000

000 Fow Ave. West Cape May BUILD YOUR DREAM HOME

New Listing

ATTENTION BUILDERS AND BUYERS LOOKING TO BUILD!!! This inside lot is located on Fow Avenue, down the street from Grant Street.

Great location to Broadway South and just 2.5 blocks to the beach. Newer homes are located next to and across from this most desireable lot. DEP Permitt was issued in October of 2004. These approvals have recently expired out. BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL CERTIFICATES AND PERMITS. This lot is just perfect to build your dream home at the SHORE. Second floor will offer water views!! $445,000

9700 Atlantic, Unit N-6, Diamond Beach OCEANA CONDOMINIDIAMOND BEACH UMS located next to and across from THE GRAND, SEAPOINTE VILLAGE AND DIAMOND VIEW CONDOMINIUMS. This lovely 3br/2.5 bath is located on Rochester & Atlantic Aves. Offering views of the Atlantic Ocean from the front decks, well manicured grounds and a lovely swimmin gpool with a generous area for sun bathing.This townhouse offers hard wood flooring, large kitchen, gas fireplace, jacuzzi tub in the master bath and a third floor loft for addtional sleeping. Great rental investment or second home. $365,000

POOL

11 Beach, Unit 114, Cape May POOL

CAPE MAY BEACH FRONT ATTENTION INVESTORS... Come and see this corner unit offering ocean views in the prestigious Sandpiper Beach Club. This first floor unit is only steps tothe pool, beach, spa, exercise room and lounge. Own your investment while having the luxury to rent as much as you like without doing any of the work Gross rental income for this unit in 2009 exceeded $40,000. Come and see this tastefully decorated condo, being sold completely furnished with a tremendous rental history. CALL TODAY FOR DETAILS!!! $494,000

11 Beach, Unit 113, Cape May

SAND PIPER BEACH CLUB

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ATTENTION INVESTORS... Come and see this corner unit offering ocean views in the prestigious Sandpiper Beach Club. This first floor unit is only steps tothe pool, beach, spa, exercise room and lounge. Own your investment while having the luxury to rent as much as you like without doing any of the work Gross rental income for this unit in 2009 exceeded $40,000. Come and see this tastefully decorated condo, being sold completely furnished with a tremendous rental history. CALL TODAY FOR DETAILS!!! $499,000

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MAC, 3 week concert series, through June 10, 8 p.m., Our Lady Star of the Sea Church, Ocean St. and the mall, Cape May, $25, 884-5508 Ann & Steve @ Light

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743 Shunpike Rd, Cold Spring — Lovely 3-4 bedroom, 2 bath home featuring a gorgeous kitchen with granite counter tops, stainless appliances & center island, high-end finishes in baths, hardwood floors, rear deck for outdoor grilling & entertaining and home is privately situated on a 1.7 acre wooded parcel w/ beautiful gardens. Peacefulness & tranquility can be yours! $369,000

1442 Texas Ave, Cape May — Beautiful waterfront home!

4 bedroom, 4 bath home with its own beach & dock & incredible Harbor views! Three-story design with elevator, hardwood floors, cathedral ceilings, large kitchen, dining area & grand living room.

The master suite is on the 2nd floor w/ den & laundry room.

Featuring deck, patio, porch, garage & boatslip. $1,595,000

New Listing 815 Kathryn Blvd., Erma

2406 Grove Lane, Villas

Easy 1-floor living in this country ranch featuring 3 bedrooms & 2 baths. Perfect for first-time home buyers or downsizing! Great buy!

Great Value! $209,815

Incredible value! Work from home! 3 bedroom home w/ 2 baths w/ open floor plan, upgraded kitchen, large backyard plus separate commercially-zoned office! $288,000

523 Lafayette St, Unit R-1, Cape May The perfect getaway! 1 Bedroom, 1 bath condo in the beautifully-restored Artisan’s Alcove building in the center of town. Good rental history.

1-2 Car Parking. $335,000

601 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May

121 W. Wisteria Rd, Wildwood Crest 1/2 block to Sunset Bay! Two homes for the price of one! Main house plus additional separate 1 BR apartment. Off-street parking for 2 cars. What a deal! $399,000

129 Eldredge Ave, West Cape May Wonderful porch welcomes you to this renovated & charming 4 BR, 2.5 home! Featuring original wood floors, spacious living areas, large lot. $560,000

Must see this 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath historic “Seaworthy Angel” with its ocean views, wood floors, 2nd floor deck & vintage stained glass windows! A treasure! $637,000

1316 NY Ave, Cape May

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Hall’s Air Duct

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it’s a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”

The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.” The rabbi continues, “And look at this. Here’s another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.

The priest asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The rabbi replies, “No...I think I’ll wait for the police.”

Faith is a passionate intuition. ~William Wordsworth

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One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

“What are they doing, Dad?” asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.

“They, um, they’re making a puppy” said the boy’s father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly. A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go to the bathroom.

As he walked by his parents’ room, he heard strange noises coming from within.

He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son - instantly, both mother and father froze. As the boy’s mother grabbed for the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom.

“What were you doing to Mom, Dad?” asked the little boy, who still wasn’t sure what he saw. “Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby - you know, maybe a brother or sister for you” said the boy’s father, now confident that this would satisfy his son’s curiosity.

“Oh” said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. “Y’know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please - I’d rather have a puppy”.

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The Girl Around Town

By Natalie Cooper The restaurant died down last night around 9:30, with tumbleweeds rolling through the inside dining room. It was expected, though, being Fourth of July. And if you’re on the island on Fourth of July, you know that everyone finds a special spot to stop and watch the fireworks.

My special spot last night was from Beach Creek’s outside deck. Even though I was working, I could see them shining in the distance over the bay, and I stopped working to watch them. The display was beautiful, with bursts of bright colors and designs, bangs and pops, weaving and jumping in and out of, in front of and from behind each other. They lit up the sky. And I sat and watched them with a tray of drinks in my hand, in front of my table. I couldn’t help it. Seeing fireworks cast out over the island brings back so many memories from when I was little—so many memories of awesome Fourth of July’s I spent watching the fireworks on the island from a special place.

My favorite Fourth of July firework display was when I was seven. I remember it perfectly. My family, in its whole grand entirety, had a huge barbeque blowout at my house. We spent the whole morning preparing. My mom let me help her make the potato salad— my absolute favorite food in the world. I remember putting chips and pretzels in bowls, putting the hotdog buns and hamburger patties out by the grill as I paused to watch my dad light it. I remember him taking a match to the grill, and he watched me as I studied the flame. He said we were all going later that night to watch a whole bunch of fire burn in the sky.

We barbequed all day. The door was always open, with people coming in and out. The large number of us sat around my outside deck playing games and talking and catching up on each other’s lives. We ate crabs. We swam in the pool. I, along with the rest of the kids, played tag on the grass and took turns running through the sprinkler. You know, the classic Fourth of July beach barbeque stuff. At least to me. But then the sun started to go down, and my dad came and took my hand. He said it was time to watch the fireworks. I asked him how we were going to see them in the sky with all the houses in the way. He told me we would all watch them from a special place.

Our special spot that night was the beach. We gathered our beach towels in our arms and walked two blocks from my house to the beach, then down past the dunes, towards the water’s edge. We put our blankets on the sand. I remember taking my shoes off and putting them on each corner of the towel so the breeze wouldn’t blow it away. We Irish Weekbrought blankets to wrap aroundWelcome us. And we sat on the sand and waited patiently for the fireworks to start.

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This guy gets these chronic migraine headaches. One day he sees a doctor about his problem.

The doctor gives him a thorough examination and says, “I can cure your headaches, but I’ll have to cut your balls off to do it.”

At first the man is horrified at this idea, but the headaches keep getting worse and worse. He can’t work or sleep, his sex life is nonexistent, and he’s generally miserable. Finally, he goes back to the doctor and says, “I don’t care anymore, cut them off. Just get rid of these damned headaches!

The doctor performs the operation, and immediately the headaches go away.

The guy is relatively happy, now. He may not have a sex life, but he figures this is price he has to pay for a life without pain. One day, he decides to get himself a new wardrobe. He goes to this nice new men’s shop downtown.

As soon as he walks in the door, the clerk looks carefully at him and says, “You wear a 44 long jacket, don’t you?” The guy says, “Yeah, how did you know?”

“It’s in the eye,” says the clerk. “Your neck is seventeen and one quarter inches, but given your build, medium shirt sleeves should work.”

“That is incredible!” the guy says. “Hmm... and you wear a 36 large jockstrap.”

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“Look, I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. I wear a 32 small.”

That’s impossible,” says the confused clerk. “A 32 small jockstrap would pinch your balls and give you migraine headaches.”

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

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