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If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait Bimbag - a blonde’s purse Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook Bimblues - a blonde’s state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her Bimboette - a young blonde Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes Bimboozle - to fool a blonde Bimbore - a blonde who uses “like” more than 10 times in a sentence Bimbozo - another name for a blonde Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

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Shrimp Cocktail

Crisp Romaine, Parmesan Cheese, Crispy Tortilla strips, tossed in a Spicy Caesar Dressing. 8

Pepper, Onions, Parmesan & Breadcrumbs, Topped with Applewood Smoked Bacon. 9

Large Chilled Shrimp served with

Bbq Clams

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6 Middleneck Clams coated in a Mesquite Bbq Sauce &Topped with Monterey Jack

Stone Crab Claws Served with Whole Grain Mustard Sauce

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Raw Oysters

Clams on the Half Shell

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6 Middleneck clams served on the half

Bacon Wrapped Scallops

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Caesar Salad

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Large Sea Scallops, wrapped with

Spiced Hot Shrimp

Applewood Smoked Bacon and served with

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Maple Mustard Sauce. 11

Chilled Stuffed Lobster 1/2 Chicken Lobster Stuffed with Shrimp

Wedge Salad

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A Jumbo Wedge of Iceberg Lettuce With Tomatoes, Bacon &Blue Cheese Dressing. 8

Appetizers

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Avocado Salad

Lobster popcorn

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Beer Battered Lobster Lightly Fried

Sliced Avocado on a bed of crisp Romaine,

& served with a Sherry Cream Sauce. 13

Onions, Tomatoes & Honey Tangerine

Salt & Pepper Calamari

Topped with Queso Fresco, Cilantro, Red Vinaigrette. 10

Crispy Calamari seasoned with Spices

Lobster Salad or Shrimp Salad

& Sour Pepper Sauce. 9

Atop a bed of crisp Lettuces with Tomatoes Red Onion and Cucumbers. 14

Crab & Avocado Salad

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Classic House made bisque. 9

Black Bean Soup

Topped with grilled Veggies & Crema Fresca. 5

Soup of the Day

Chefs Choice of the day in a Bowl. 7

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Shrimp Corn Dogs (That’s Right Shrimp!)

3Jumbo Shrimp Skewered, dipped in Corn Batter, fried until Golden Brown & served with Cocktail

Coconut Shrimp

Steamed Clams or Mussels

Lobster Bisque

Cheese Dip served with Toasted Ciabatta Bread.

Served with Lettuce, Tartar sauce & House

3 Jumbo Lump Crab Cake Mini Sandwiches

With Asparagus, served with Honey Tangerine

Soup

Crab, Peppers, Onions and Tomatoes in a Creamy

Sauce. 11

Pickled Cucumbers. 12

Vinaigrette. 15

Maryland Style House Recipe of Jumbo Lump

Crab Cake Sliders

Jumbo Blue Crab, Diced Avocado atop a

Bed of Crispy Romaine & Iceberg Lettuce

Crab Dip

Four Coconut breaded Shrimp served With Pineapple Salsa 10

Middleneck Clams or Mussels served in

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Skewers (3) Skirt Steak Marinated Skirt Steak with Chimichuri Sauce. 8

Jerk Chicken

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Fried Oysters

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Seafood Flatbread

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Wings

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Choose your fish, choose your sauce Broiled, Fried or Blackened:

Served with French fries & coleslaw Crispy Panko breaded or Broiled with lemon butter

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Shrimp 20 Scallops 20 Seafood combo 25 (crab cake, flounder, shrimp, scallops)

Choice of sauce: Chimichurri, Citrus butter, Stone Fruit Relish or Tomato Provencale *Served with your choice of 2 sides*

Shrimp with lump crab meat stuffing. 22

Char Grilled Steaks

Crabs - Crabs - Crabs

Choose your steak, choose your sauce 6 oz. Filet mignon 29 10 oz. New York Strip 23 16 oz. Bone-in Ribeye 28 Skirt Steak 20

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King Crab Legs M/P Snow Crab Legs M/P Blue Claw Crabs M/P

Choice of sauce: Chimichurri, Au Poivre, Sangria Butter or Asian BBQ Glaze *Served with your choice of 2 sides*

Fish & Chips Beer battered Cod served with hand cut fries and coleslaw. 14

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17th Annual Duke of Fluke Tournament

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Five Heaviest Fluke Duct Work - Captain Scott Pierce - 21.24 pounds

17th Annual Duke of Fluke Tournament Single Heaviest Fluke The 2010 Duke of Fluke: Captain Adam Crouthamel - Adam Bomb III - 5.48 pounds

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My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. ~Mark Twain

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This home features a beautiful kitchen with pergo floor, center island, and oak cabinets, it has new carpet and paint in the living room, dining room, stairs, hallway and 3 bedrooms upstairs. Off the back of the house is a huge deck and yard for all your summer BBQing and summer get togethers. 336 West Andrew Ave, Wildwood $269,000

This 1 bedroom condo is the perfect relaxing spot decorated in a seashore/ key west décor’.

Pergo floors in the living room, tile in the kitchen, new BR carpet, full bathroom, outside patio, back yard, laundry room & 1 car off st parking. Pet friendly. Sold furnished less a few items. Heat & AC. 112 ½ E. 21st, Unit 2, NWLD, NJ $145,900.

FIRST FLOOR CONDO AT THE LODGE

Fully furnished LR/BR combo with Galley Kit. and full Bath.

Wall A/C & Electric Heat for Y/R use. Laundry room on premises.

Patio overlooking Courtyard, Swimming Pool, Tennis Courts, Game Room, Kiddie Playground and great views of the Inlet!

153B Allen Drive, North Wildwood $118,000.

This Lot is 40x80 and Priced to Sell!

602 West Magnolia Avenue, West Wildwood. $99,900

COMMERCIAL/OFFICE SPACE W/ LIVING QUARTERS

The 1st FL consists of 2 office areas each with it own entrance & half bath. The 2FL with private entrance is a LG 3BR, 2 BA unit with L/R, kitchen, dining room, utility/laundry room, full floored attic & much more. Gas Heat. Business District w/great location! Call for appt. 161 W. Rio Grande Ave, Wildwood, NJ. $625,000.

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on a 60 x 100 lot. Features 7 bedrooms, 2-½ baths, Living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen, laundry room, tons of closets. Central air & natural gas heat. Front porch, back deck, huge storage shed. Concrete driveway w/parking for 4 or more.

Well maintained, 1½ blocks from beach. 409 E. 4th Ave, North Wildwood. $599,500

Beautifully renovated single family in prime location! Only 2 blocks to the beach.4 bedrooms & 2 full baths.

Outstanding landscaping. Property is in “move in” condition! Bright living room with gas fireplace. Large eat-in kitchen with tons of cabinets. Laundry room. Central air. $595,000

902 Surf Avenue, North Wildwood

COLONIAL STYLE BRICK HOME

North Wildwood Triplex

Main house consists of 4 B/R, 2 baths, L/R with fireplace and heatalator. There is an enclosed sun porch, dining rm., kitchen, foyer and full basement. Also a detached year round duplex. Poured-in-place concrete pool!

501 Central Avenue, North Wildwood $569,000.

Two buildings on a 30 x 100 lot. Main house consist of enclosed porch, living rm., eat in kitchen, 2 bedrooms and a bath. Second floor consist of living room, eat in kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath and a rear deck. The cottage has living rm., dining area, kitchen, 1 bedroom and a bath on the 1st floor. The 2nd floor consists of 1 bedroom and a bath. Property is being sold AS IS. 234 W. 18th Avenue. $239,000

3 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE STYLE CONDOMINIUM

Unique Condo a block from the beach, great views, private decks and garage. Features living room, modern kitchen, 3 BR’s, 2-½ baths, laundry room.

Natural gas heat & central air. Low monthly condo fee, pet friendly. 316 E 17th Ave, Unit 3, North Wildwood, NJ. $359,900

SPACIOUS 3 BEDROOM CONDO YEAR ROUND

Close to retail, restaurants and beaches this 3BR, 1 BR condo located on the top floor has much to offer. Lots of storage space, gas heat, central air, private deck & fenced in back yard.

Off street parking. Easy Showings! 124 E. 6th Avenue, Unit 1, North Wildwood, NJ $253,000.

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Multi/family twin being sold fully furnished. First, second and third floor living areas plus a cottage.

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This could be your goldmine! 128 East Montgomery Ave. Wildwood $189,000

One side of a twin side-by-side duplex.

Consists of 3 br, 2½ baths, living room w/ cathedral ceiling, dining area, kitchen w/ breakfast bar, family room w/ sliding glass door to rear deck w/ awning. Rear patio area, storage shed, fenced-in rear yard. No condo fees! 120 W. 20Th ave., North Wildwood $329,000.00

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

This 2 B/R Full Bath home features a kitchen, dining room, L/R and enclosed rear porch. It has gas heat for your year round enjoyment. This home sits on an 40 X 80 lot. 600 West Magnolia Ave West Wildwood $150,000.

WATERFRONT – NORTH WILDWOOD

WILDWOOD CREST SINGLE FAMILY

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Single family home consists of 5 b/r, 2 full baths, 2 eat in kitchens - one on 1st fl & 2nd fl - living room andenclosed sun porch.

5 Car parking & 2 car detached garage with 12’ ceilings. Being sold strictly “As-Is”. 302 E. Cardinal Road, Wildwood Crest

SHORE VIEW CONDO, OCEAN VIEWS This efficiency unit is located on the top floor and has been remo eled. The complex features an elevator, laundry room, game room, sundecks, large pool & patio area, off street parking. Heat & AC. Onsite management. Just steps to the beach!!! 509-525 E. 4th Ave, Unit 412, North Wildwood, $95,000

$449,000

Beautiful Single Family, 2 story Victorian Home built by the Builder for the Builder! It consists of 3 or 4 B/R, 2 full Baths, 2 half Baths, Living Room with Fireplace, spacious Eat-in-Kitchen, 1st floor has Central Air and much, much more! 225 W. Buttercup Road, Wildwood Crest $599,000

SINGLE FAMILY, WEST WILDWOOD New Listing

This property features Living Rm., Eat- In Kitchen, 3 Bedrooms, a full Bath, and a Utility Room with washer/dryer hookup. Comfort features include gas wall space heater, wall and window A/C. Elevated extra large detached garage with work area. All this on a 60 X 80 lot. 614 W Maple Ave. West Wildwood. $225,000

WILDWOOD DUPLEX

Location, Location, Location! This is it! Enjoy the beautiful views off your dock and enclosed rear porch. Lots of possibities….

Let your imagination determine what should be in this two b/r, one bath cottage.

1313 Hoffman Canal, North Wildwood $499,000

BEACH BLOCK, 1 BEDROOM CONDO

New Listing

This first floor of a duplex offers a very large living, dining area, kitchen, three bedrooms and a bath. The second floor consist of a living rm./ kitchen combination, two bedrooms and a bath. The second floor also has a large deck and central air.

113 W Maple Ave. Wildwood. $199,900

This condominium is in the Friendship 7 complex located at 7th & Ocean Ave. The unit has been well maintain & features living room w/sleeper sofa, galley kitchen w/ bar counter, 1 bedroom & tiled full bathroom. Heated pool, patio & grilling area.

Assigned parking. Electric HEAT & AC. 701 Ocean Ave, Unit 5, North Wildwood, NJ 08260. $112,000

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Y O U R S AT I FA C T I O N I S M Y T O P P R I O R I T Y CALL ME FOR PERSONALIZED SERVICE. 501 E. Raleigh, Unit 401, La Vida Del Mar, Diamond Beach STEPS TO THE BEACH Great opportunity to own this 3br/2ba beach front unit.

No stairs or elevator to access this unit. Just steps to a Reduced private beach with many amenities. Experience first hand the sound and smells of the clean ocean air. Amenities include: Italian marble flooring throughout the living area, fireplace, tile baths, pool, central air not to mention an EXCELLENT RENTAL HISTORY. Being sold furnished. $715,900

106 W Rochester Ave, Diamond Beach TOWNHOUSE...WATER VIEWS DIAMOND BEACH TOWNHOUSE, 3BR/2.5 BATH, OUTSTANDING VIEWS FROM 3 DECKS OF THE INTER-COASTAL. VIEWS ARE WORTH A MILLION! Recent renovations include: interior painting from top to bottom, new tile flooring in the living room, new front door and brand new carpeting in all bedrooms and stairway. Owners had the foyer entrance re-designed with the new rennovations. Amenities: catherdral ceiling, skylight, wood burning fireplace & central air. Being sold with partial furniture. Inventory list will be provided. $545,000

000 Fow Ave. West Cape May BUILD YOUR DREAM HOME

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ATTENTION BUILDERS AND BUYERS LOOKING TO BUILD!!! This inside lot is located on Fow Avenue, down the street from Grant Street.

Great location to Broadway South and just 2.5 blocks to the beach. Newer homes are located next to and across from this most desireable lot. DEP Permitt was issued in October of 2004. These approvals have recently expired out. BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL CERTIFICATES AND PERMITS. This lot is just perfect to build your dream home at the SHORE. Second floor will offer water views!! $445,000

9700 Atlantic, Unit N-6, Diamond Beach OCEANA CONDOMINIDIAMOND BEACH UMS located next to and across from THE GRAND, SEAPOINTE VILLAGE AND DIAMOND VIEW CONDOMINIUMS. This lovely 3br/2.5 bath is located on Rochester & Atlantic Aves. Offering views of the Atlantic Ocean from the front decks, well manicured grounds and a lovely swimmin gpool with a generous area for sun bathing.This townhouse offers hard wood flooring, large kitchen, gas fireplace, jacuzzi tub in the master bath and a third floor loft for addtional sleeping. Great rental investment or second home. $365,000

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CAPE MAY BEACH FRONT ATTENTION INVESTORS... Come and see this corner unit offering ocean views in the prestigious Sandpiper Beach Club. This first floor unit is only steps tothe pool, beach, spa, exercise room and lounge. Own your investment while having the luxury to rent as much as you like without doing any of the work Gross rental income for this unit in 2009 exceeded $40,000. Come and see this tastefully decorated condo, being sold completely furnished with a tremendous rental history. CALL TODAY FOR DETAILS!!! $494,000

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ATTENTION INVESTORS... Come and see this corner unit offering ocean views in the prestigious Sandpiper Beach Club. This first floor unit is only steps tothe pool, beach, spa, exercise room and lounge. Own your investment while having the luxury to rent as much as you like without doing any of the work Gross rental income for this unit in 2009 exceeded $40,000. Come and see this tastefully decorated condo, being sold completely furnished with a tremendous rental history. CALL TODAY FOR DETAILS!!! $499,000

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743 Shunpike Rd, Cold Spring — Lovely 3-4 bedroom, 2 bath home featuring a gorgeous kitchen with granite counter tops, stainless appliances & center island, high-end finishes in baths, hardwood floors, rear deck for outdoor grilling & entertaining and home is privately situated on a 1.7 acre wooded parcel w/ beautiful gardens. Peacefulness & tranquility can be yours! $369,000

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121 W. Wisteria Rd, Wildwood Crest 1/2 block to Sunset Bay! Two homes for the price of one! Main house plus additional separate 1 BR apartment. Off-street parking for 2 cars. What a deal! $399,000

129 Eldredge Ave, West Cape May Wonderful porch welcomes you to this renovated & charming 4 BR, 2.5 home! Featuring original wood floors, spacious living areas, large lot. $560,000

Must see this 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath historic “Seaworthy Angel” with its ocean views, wood floors, 2nd floor deck & vintage stained glass windows! A treasure! $637,000

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2 blocks to beach! Wonderful cottage offers 3 BR, 1.5 BA, renovated kitchen, family room, side-enclosed porch, deck, storage garage & fenced yard! $695,000

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The S_ _ t List GHOST S_ _ t. You know you’ve S_ _ tted. There’s S_ _ t on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet.

TEFLON-COATED S_ _ t. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don’t even feel it. No trace of S_ _ t on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something.

GOOEY-S_ _ t. This has the consistency of hot tar.

You wipe your arse 12 times and it’s still not clean.

You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks so that you don’t stain them. This kind of S_ _ t leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

SECOND THOUGHT S_ _ t. You’re all done wiping, and you’re about to stand up when you realise....you’ve got more.

POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD S_ _ t The kind of S_ _ t that killed Elvis. It doesn’t come out till you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

WEIGHT WATCHERS S_ _ t. You S_ _ t so much, you lose several kilos.

RIGHT NOW S_ _ t. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually it has its head out before you can get your pants down.

KING KONG or CHOKER S_ _ t. This one is so big that you know it won’t go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of S_ _ t usually occurs at someone else’s house.

CORK S_ _ t (also Floater) Even after the third flush it’s still floating in the bowl. You think “S_ _ t” how do I get rid of it.

WET CHEEKS S_ _ t. This S_ _ t hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet.

WISH S_ _ t. You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position and fart a few times, but no S_ _ t in sight.

CEMENT BLOCK S_ _ t. You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you attempted this one.

SNAKE S_ _ t. This S_ _ t is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least a metre long.

BEER AND PIZZA S_ _ t. This happens the day after the night before. Most of the time your S_ _ t doesn’t smell so bad but this one is BAD.... usually this one happens at someone else’s house, and someone is always waiting outside the toilet door.

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The Girl Around Town

By Natalie Cooper My mom had a surprise for me when she woke me up Friday morning—or afternoon, I should say. I woke up to my little baby niece squirming beside me. I opened my eyes and saw my mom lay her down on the bed next to me. I saw the baby’s tiny face glowing as she swirled her tongue around her lips and tried to open her own eyes.

I must say it was one of the best ways to wake up after a long night of partying.

Waking to my niece only meant one thing—my big brother was here for the weekend from Delaware. This I was excited about. I never really get to see him, and he never really comes down during the summer. He says it’s because of work, but I say, and know, it’s because of traffic. With him traveling down on a Friday, and with it being July, I knew there was only one reason he was willing to brave the travel scene and come down to North Wildwood—The Anglesea Blues Festival.

There’s one weekend in July, one weekend out of the whole summer, where we don’t have to beg my brother to come visit, and it typically has to do with pulled pork and smoked ribs. So when I woke up Friday afternoon to his daughter next to me, and he whistling throughout the house, I knew it was his weekend.

And I was right. When I came home from work later that night to an empty house and a plastic container filled with ribs, barbequed chicken, steak fries, a baked potato, corn on the cob and baked beans, I knew my family was a few blocks down enjoying the food first-hand.

And I knew it wasn’t their first trip down there that day.

“Did you enjoy your dinner last night?” my brother asked me anxiously the next morning.

I told him I did, but I couldn’t finish the copious amount of food he compiled for me on the plate. He responded by quickly dashing to the fridge to eat my leftovers. And when I asked him how he could continue to eat meat for another complete full day, he asked me, mouth full, how couldn’t he?

So Saturday afternoon I decided to head down to the North Wildwood bar district with my brother and the rest of my family to see what this blues/barbeque fest was all about.

We walked, naturally, only living a few blocks away. And it’s a good thing we did, with there being no parking spots for blocks surrounding the festival.

“Do young people actually go to this thing?” I asked jokingly as we neared the beginning of the vendors. Then I saw it all.

The biggest crowd of people surrounded the stage. I watched as people gathered around and danced to the Blues music coming from Welcome Irish Weekthe guy playing, as they held takeout trays of ribs and plastic cups of beer. This is where we left my mom and dad—my dad is a big fan of the Blues.

Closed 9/22 & 9/25 I followed my brother past the stage to the strip of vendors Open 10/3,a10/4 10/5 lining the next threeFri.-Sat.-Sun. blocks, each one carrying different&barbequed specialty. Their awnings were huge and colorful, and their lines were COUPON long, but that’s half the fun, my brother said…waiting.

I asked him why he thought waiting in line, shoulder to FREE shoulder with people, was fun.

He said, “I came down here for theShrimp, ridiculously tasting food, 3:30-5:30pm the beer, the Blues. It’s an awesome environment, and it’s right by the Buffalo ortheir beach. Everyone is laid back and relaxed. TheWings only thing on $ here95 starting minds is at having a good time and chilling out and listening to Crab Puffs some good music and eating some good food.”Present when ordering.

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