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Elite Public Adjusters Find’s Furniture Firehouse Tavern Fishing Report Flip Flopz Beach Bar & Grill Gary’s Boards Gia Girl Around Town Goodfish Grill Goodnight Irene’s Brew Pub Hall’s Carpet Care Jersey PC Juan Pablo’s Lighting R Us Lobster House Restaurant Lucky Bones Marie’s Flower Shoppe McShaffry Masonry & Concrete My Tree Guy O’Boyle’s Irish Pub Patti’s Party World Photo Retouching Pier 47 Marina Rep’s Heating & Cooling RFC Construction Rich & Linda’s Hairshop Ricks Seafood Rio Grande Mattress Outlet Scrappy Pappy Shamrock Cafe Star Diner The Gym at 10th Street The Hardware Store The Shampoo Bar Things that defy explanation Total Image Salon Warehouse Wicker
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Contents 3J’s Wildwood Bowl 4 Seasons Property Management 24th Street Market Aleathea’s Restaurant Atilis Gym Back to Roots Landscaping Bath Time Bill’s Corner Deli Blue Water Grille Bluewater Welding & Fabrication Bolero Fitness Bollero Resort Cabrera Realty Cape Islands Carpet Care Carini’s Casey’s on Third Cat House Sound Center City Video Charles Harvey Furnishings Cheap Charlies Coastline Realty Coastline Realty Colleen Wilson. Blue Ocean Realty Complaint Corner Coupon Pages Crest Tavern Cricket Wireless Dave’s Appliance & TV Dave’s Escort Service Discount Uniform Dog Tooth Bar & Gril Dogtooth Bar & Grille Dolce Italia Drake Pest Management Dr. Poop Away East Lynne Theater Company
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LOVE AFFAIR NOV. 27 “LOVE JUNK”
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Michelle talking to Michelle @ U13 soccer championship
HALLOWEEN PARTY Dead Legends of Hollywood Theme
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Wildwood weather forecast according to weather.com So... if it’s wrong, don’t blame us.
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Sunny. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the mid 40s.
More sun than clouds. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the upper 40s.
Partly cloudy. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 40s.
Service Contracts Available
Sunshine. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 40s.
Showers. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the low 50s.
Showers. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the low 50s.
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Service on your heating and cooling systems available 24 hours a day. Repairs or replacements on all makes and models Free replacement equipement estimates Money saving hybrid heating and cooling systems.
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TRIVIAL There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.
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“Discount” Uniform Center Specializing in Uniforms for All Professions
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Residential & Commercial Here are just a few of the services we offer: Bed Bugs • Ants • Roaches • Termites Rodents • Bats • Bees • Wasps Snakes • Nuisance Wildlife
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McDonald’s Happy Meal shows no sign of decomposing after SIX MONTHS. Looking almost as fresh as the day it was bought, this McDonald’s Happy Meal is in fact a staggering six months old. Photographed every day for the past half a year by Manhattan artist Sally Davies the kids meal of fries and burger is without a hint of mold or decay.
Sal, Jackson & Jared @ U13 soccer championship
In a work entitled The Happy Meal Project, Mrs Davies, 54, has charted the seemingly indestructible fast food meals progress as it refuses to yield to the forces of nature.
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Sitting on a shelf in her apartment, Sally has watched the Happy Meal with increasing shock and even her dogs have resisted the urge to try and steal a free tasty snack. ‘I bought the meal on April 10 of this year and brought it home with the express intention of leaving it out to see how it fared,’ she said. ‘I chose McDonald’s because it was nearest to my house, but the project could have been about any other of the myriad of fast food joints in New York. The first thing that struck me on day two of the experiment was that it no longer emitted any smell. And then the second point of note was that on the second day, my dogs stopped circling the shelf it was sitting on trying to see what was up there.’ **Story reprinted from dailymail.co.uk**
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Soccer Champs Mariner’s Arcade Celebrating on the Fire Truck
Total Image Salon Specializing in Professional Hair Services
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Bolero Fitness Open Year Round 10,000 Square Foot Facility Located on the 7th Floor
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Cool new museum
British sculptor Jason de Caires Taylor is about to give the curious traveler a unique reason to visit Mexico. He’s created 400 cement sculptures for a new underwater museum in the National Marine Park of Cancun. In November, the installation, called The Silent Evolution, will open to the public and will be the world’s largest museum of its kind. 12
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RAW BAR Crab Cocktail ............ 12 Crab Fingers ............. 10 Shrimp Cocktail ....... 11 Stone Crab Claws............................................. M/p Clams On The Half Shell ....................................... 6 Spiced Hot Shrimp .............................................14 “You Peel Them” Shrimp ....................................14 Clams Casino ........................................................ 6 Bbq Clams ............................................................. 9 Raw Oysters ........................................................11 Bacon Wrapped Scallops ...................................11 Chilled Stuffed Lobster ......................................17
SALADS Caesar Salad .................... 8 Wedge Salad ................... 8 Chop Salad.....................11 Avocado Salad ....................................................10 Lobster Salad Or Shrimp Salad..........................14 Crab & Avocado Salad ........................................15
SANDWICHES Fish & Chip Wrap .........9 Land & Sea Burger ....12 Hamburger ..................8 Pulled Pork Wrap .........8 Po Boy ........................10 Blackened Mahi Mahi .9 APPETIZERS Lobster Popcorn .................................................13 Grilled Veggie Panini...8 Salt & Pepper Calamari ........................................ 9 Jerk Chicken Sandwich ......................................10 Skewers (3) Skirt Or Jerk Chicken Crab Cake Sliders Steamed Clams Or Mussels ...............................12 Skewers (3)skirt Or Jerk Chicken ENTREES Crab Dip ....................... 10 Fish & Chips ........................................................14 Shrimp Corn Dogs ....... 11 Pan Roasted Alaskan Halibut ............................28 Coconut Shrimp........... 10 Prosciutto Wrapped Cod Loin ............................27 Oysters Rockefeller...... 12 Jerk Marinated Chicken Breast ..........................23 Fried Oysters ................ 11 Olive Oil Marinated Pork Chops ........................25 Seafood Flatbread ......... 9 Surf & Turf...........................39 Wings ........................... 11 Seared Diver Scallops ......27 Lobster Ravioli ....................28 Seafood Stir-fry ..................25 Seafood Scampi..................25
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Shrimp ................................................................20 Scallops ...............................................................20 Seafood Combo (Crab Cake, Flounder, Shrimp, Scallops) ..........25 Spaghetti & Crabmeat Marinara .......................17 Shrimp W/ Crab Meat Stuffing..........................22 CHAR GRILLED STEAKS 6 Oz. Filet Mignon .............29 10 Oz. New York Strip .............23 16 Oz. Bone-in Ribeye............28 Skirt Steak...............................20 CRABS • CRABS • CRABS King Crab Legs • Blue Claw Crabs Snow Crab Legs. CHOICE OF SAUCE: Chimichurri, Au Poivre, Sangria Butter Or Asian Bbq Glaze, Citrus Butter, Stone Fruit Relish Or Tomato Provencale
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Clam & Mussels 18
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Professional Photo Retouching by Wildwood Magazine
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In an effort to raise money, Wildwood Magazine is offering professional photo retouching by our professional graphic artists. With this service you can cover flaws and imperfections in otherwise good photos. We haven’t set prices yet, but we are very negotiable if you can pay cash in advance. Call us today 609-522-6222 to arrange a consultation.
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U13 Soccer Champs Mariners Arcade
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U13 Soccer Champs Mariners Arcade Yeah, we’re bad. Wanna make something of it?
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Ten year old Frankie Mascherino, of West Chester, PA weighed in a 23 pound Striped Bass measuring 41 inches. Frankie caught the fish on a live spot while fishing near Cold Spring Inlet on Uncle Frank’s “Avalanche” out of Wildwood, NJ.
Joe Bertolini of Albrightsville, PA weighed in a 30 pound Striped Bass caught in the Delaware Bay while chunking bunker on Joe Markowski’s “Miss Renzi”.
Joe Markowski of King of Prussia, PA weighed in his first Striped of the fall season which tipped the scales at 44 pounds. The fish measured 48 inches. Joe caught the fish while chunking bunker in the Delaware Bay on his boat “Miss Renzi”. 16
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“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
Complaint Corner Wildwood’s so quiet during the week you could shoot a canon ball down NJ Ave. and not hit anything. editors note: don’t try it, it’s illegal
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Did you notice the great layout at 3J’s bar, it’s nice and cozy. Great place to watch a game. I come to Wildwood every weekend and I can’t find a Herald or a Shoppe. How come. editors note: we were wondering the same thing.
I notice that basketball and tennis are free in North Wildwood, but skate boarding cost $5. What’s up with that?
Love all the fairs at Fox Park in the offseason. I remember when Fox park was used just for softball and baseball.
Remember when mail delivery was twice daily? Now they’re trying to stop Saturday delivery. I think it’s a terrible idea. editors note: stop crying, where else can you send a letter to California for 44 cents?
I live in Woodbine and would love to get Wildwood Magazine delivered. Is that possible? editors note: we’re working on direct mail.
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My car got soaped on Mischief Night? I didn’t think they did that anymore? editors note: be thankful your windows weren’t broken. I hate it when winter arrives. Can’t wait for Memorial Day!! WildwoodMag.com
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The Girl Around Town By Natalie Cooper When I opened my Facebook page this morning, I saw pictures of my two baby cousins and they’re annual Halloween trip to the pumpkin patch to pick out their pumpkins. I knew Facebook could be used for good things, sometimes! The first picture was of my baby cousin standing next to a scarecrow. My aunt was holding her, while it looked like she tried to squirm to get away from the tall figure with arms made of hay and the head of a pumpkin. The next picture was of my other baby cousin standing in a field, her smile beaming from ear to ear, amidst a smorgasbord of pumpkins. The third picture was the two of them standing side by side next to their pumpkins they picked. And finally, the last one was a picture of their pumpkins carved into different faces and glowing against the darkness of the night sky, while they sat on the back porch. All of these pictures made me remember one of my own first annual Halloween trips to the pumpkin patch when I was a kid back home. Do you ever wonder why you remember some experiences in your childhood more than others? And those experiences you remember are usually random. They’re not the biggest or most significant events that happened to you when you were little, but held some impact on you some way. My first trip to the pumpkin patch was one of those experiences. I don’t remember my exact age, but I was in pre-school. We had been talking about our trip to the pumpkin patch all week in class, and every day we’d go over more rules we had to try to follow when we got there so we’d be able to pick out pumpkins, and more rules regarding our pumpkin contest we would be holding in class the following week. By the time Friday morning came, I was excited. I remember the weather being chilly. My mom bundled me up in my heaviest winter jacket before we left the house to make sure I wouldn’t catch a cold. When we pulled up at school, and I saw the huge wagon filled with hay that we would be driving to the field in, I just about jumped out of the car, sending my mom out to run after me. The hayride was one of my favorite parts. I sat with my best friend, and we sang Halloween songs with my other classmates and my teachers, while we snacked on gingersnaps and apple cider. When we pulled up to the field and saw all the pumpkins, our teachers had to stop all of us from jumping off the wagon. When they finally did let us off, we all ran in different directions. I separated from my best friend, who ran directly for the first largest and most orange pumpkin she laid eyes on. I, however, took my time choosing my pumpkin. This was a very important process for me, for my brothers told me the night before that it’s not always necessarily the biggest pumpkin that’s the best, but sometimes the little ones that are overlooked because they’re tiny. Keeping this in mind, I scanned the patch thoroughly and picked out a little one standing off in the corner, growing alone. When I got back to the wagon, my friend made fun of me for choosing such a little guy, but I didn’t mind. I knew my pumpkin was a winner, and I’d show her. My mom let me stay up past my eight PM bedtime that Sunday night to decorate my pumpkin. Unhappy that I didn’t finish in time, I went to bed sad and disappointed, knowing that my pumpkin would certainly never win our contest for best looking. When I woke up the next morning, my pumpkin sat on the kitchen table, complete and finished and looking amazing. My mom told me to thank my older brothers for staying up and finishing it for me the night before. And I did thank my brothers later that day, after I came back from school. My little pumpkin, the one growing off alone in the corner, won the contest.
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