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Everybody’s Talking Small but beautiful: Visitors to Iceland might want to try booking a tiny house for their vacation. The tiny house in question has some very special qualities. It's part of the Panorama Glass Lodge located about a 30-minute drive from Reykjavík, Iceland's capital. The bedroom walls and ceiling are made of glass so visitors can go to sleep watching the Northern Lights dance in the sky. The amazing scenery includes Hvalfjör˘our (fjord of the whales) as well as snow-capped mountains. The little place has many luxury amenities including an outdoor hot tub. Big banknote: When people open a new bank account, they usually take a cheque or a bit of cash to deposit into their chosen financial institution. However, tellers at a bank in Lincoln, Nebraska USA, were surprised when a man presented them with a $1 million banknote and asked them to open an account and deposit the money. The bank employees knew that a real $1 million bill doesn't exist. In fact, the largest bill currently in circulation in the United States is $100. The bank manager called police, who are trying to find the man.
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Quotable Quotes “Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.” ~Amelia Earhart “Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you a person who has never achieved much.” ~ Joan Collins
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Trivia 1. Which sport was featured in the movie Hoosiers? 2. If a glow-worm is not a worm, what is it? 3. Which breed of dog won the first “Best in Show” prize at Westminster in 1908? 4. Incisors, canines, and molars are three types of what? 5. A jellyfish has a brain and a heart - T/F? Copyright 2020 - Printed with permission of Coffee News (NZ) Ltd. www.coffeenews.co.nz
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Your Weekly Horoscope ARIES
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You may be highly ambitious, and full of optimism and enthusiasm for new plans. This might be a very productive time, if you keep your expectations reasonable. Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 11, 22, 23, 31.
TAURUS (April 21- May 21) You may feel ready to make more personal commitments and take on responsibility in your relationships. Try to assess your capacity to give of your time. Lucky Numbers: 1, 14, 18, 21, 24, 28.
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You may want to reach out and experience more. You might benefit from opportunities received from someone who could be very helpful to you and your goals. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9, 19, 26, 36, 39.
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You may meet someone charming through your work. Now might also be a good time to enhance your public standing and create goodwill with the public. Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 18, 19, 24, 27.
LEO (July 24 - Aug 23) Self-confidence may be very high, and you might be especially competitive now. Your vitality and courage could be strong and you may be eager to meet challenges. Lucky Numbers: 7, 22, 25, 29, 32, 38.
VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Family relationships may be very satisfying and loving. D e c o r a t i n g t o c re a t e a m o re harmonious and pleasing domestic arrangement might be favoured. Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 18, 22, 35, 40.
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SCORPIO (Oct 24- Nov 22) Your creative imagination may be very vivid. If you have an interest in religious or spiritual matters, these interests might come into focus now. Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 16, 23, 31, 40.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov23-Dec21) You may insist on having more time to enjoy the company of friends and family. A family gettogether or social gathering might be the perfect fix. Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 18, 25, 28, 29.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22- Jan 20) This may be an excellent time to try to remember your dreams. If you experience vivid, powerful dreams, you could benefit immensely by remembering them. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 9, 13, 19, 26.
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Season: Earth is tilted at 23.5 degrees in relation to our orbit around the Sun. When the North Pole is pointed away from the Sun, it is winter in the northern hemisphere and summer in the southern hemisphere. Vice versa when the North Pole is pointed toward the Sun. Odd sea creature: The dugong lives in the warm coastal waters of the Red Sea, Indian Ocean, and Pacific Ocean. This large mammal looks a little bit like a manatee. Dugongs are herbivores and like to eat sea grass. Wind watch: Prevailing winds are winds blowing in their most frequent direction in a certain location. Depending on the latitude, prevailing winds generally blow from east or west, rather than from north or south.
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