3 FACEBOOK STATUSES BY MY AUNTIE KAYOKO, POORLY TRANSLATED BY AN ALGORITHM Cameron Schneberger 1. I don’t want to go to school… even though I’m off for another school. A child who is depressed and walks. (Our town is not temporarily closed by a virus.) Your grandma is still feeling disgusted when the sound of a plane is coming. Let’s get that story to grandma. I don’t want to go to school. Other schools are closed. (But our mayor decided not to close schools. This is big news.) Today is 75th anniversary of the Tokyo firebombing. You are lucky you can go to school. Your grandma is still nervous when she hears an airplane sound. Play with friends, learn. Let’s ask grandma. 2. As every night there was an object that shines in the sea. Town officials went to the sea at a night. This amaranth appeared. Looked like a mermaid, but the mouth was a beak and from the neck to the bottom was covered in scales, and it was a three-legged leg. It says to officials I am the flax living in the sea! The last 6 years the harvest continues, but if the plague is trending, I will draw my appearance, show the picture to people early, and it went back to the sea. 3. We are not lucky to love each other. But if we do, let’s speak it. 52
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