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BULLBLOG BLACKLIST We already brought you our “special objects” and our baby pictures, and we already told you who we’d have an orgy with and what our deepest fear is. Now you want our dignity too??? Sunny but freezing, overcast but balmy—you know the type.

Specifically, realizing that that class you thought you had Credit/D is very much not Credit/D.

Blacking out at 6:25 p.m. on a Wednesday night is too x-core, even for us.

weather

People telling us that our fears are unfounded

If they’re unfounded, how was I able to find them?

Societies warning you to “eat a full meal” before “pre-tap activities”

SOMESOM Mixed

Power outages

That the YDN’s April Fool’s joke about Mackelmore not performing is an April Fool’s joke

TA

The Credit/D conversion deadline

Starting to run out of things you stocked up on in the fall FellFe

Getting tired of favorite abbreviations

Q-tips, bars of oatmeal soap, toilet paper, toothpaste, flossers, deodorant—all at once.

EdX

And while we’re at it, this entire week not being an April Fool’s joke.

This week we realized how lame “pls” is and we’re not happy about it.

EdX is a nonprofit founded by Harvard and MIT that’s releasing software that allows professors to automatically grade college-level essays. In other words, EdX is trying to ruin our lives and we hate them.

The Yale Herald (Apr. 5, 2013)

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